PREVIOUS: >>157686712MIL: Brice Turang went 3-for-3 with a home run, double, walk, three runs scored, and four RBI in a 20-0 thrashing of the Reds on FridayWSH: Harry Ford was removed from Friday night’s game against the Angels due to pain in his left hand/wristMIA: Javier Sanoja went 2-for-4 with a triple, two runs scored, and a stolen base in Friday’s loss to the DodgersHOU: Bryan Abreu allowed two earned runs over 1/3 innings, picking up the loss on Friday against the RaysBAL: Chris Bassitt allowed six hits and two runs with three walks and five strikeouts across five-plus innings to earn the win in a 7-4 victory on FridayBOS: Wilyer Abreu went 2-for-4 with a double and an RBI in Friday’s loss to the RoyalsNYY: David Bednar let up two hits and one run with one strikeout in a five-out save against the Mets on FridayLAA: Mike Trout went 1-for-3 with a homer in Friday’s loss to the Nationals
>>157689025Both pitcher and catcher each have a great ass
the Yankees are easily winning this division and it’s not even gonna be closethe Rays are good. but this Yankees team is just simply on another level this year
>>157689018I'd lick his balls
berds
>>157689054stinkees will be swept at home by bombston in the WC round
Mets were playing the best baseball of the season and then just turned back into the 2026 Mets tonight like it was nothing.
>the Yankees are easily winning this division and it’s not even gonna be cl-ACK
Peet-tom Swinging Peet is the guy for me
gn
Doyers are now 11-2 without ohtani
>>157689076based dodger dane
>>157689025lolmets
I assume this was talked about today but how fucking clutch was the pitch by President Bush. Still makes me tear up watching it.
>>157689065I bet she gives good teeth
>>157689066>bandwagon opinion
Man what do I gotta do to see the seats filled at Busch again on a friday ugh
>>157689113Spend more than $80 million
>>157689100really made up for the failed nation building escapades and being so shit that the nation elected a monkey after your term was done
>>157689100trump could neverthat's why there's no support for the iran war
>>157689118not really an excuse considering the brewers and >gays exist
Whoops, I jinxed myself with Chadres having cruise control. Got humiliated by the Baseball God's ;~; just wish our starters we traded for stop being fucking ass.
The best way that goyim can pay homage to the lives lost on 9/11 is to sign up for the military and volunteer to die for Israel, just like they did.
>politicsMakes me remember why I stopped browsing and posting here.
>>157689124You guys have a good pipeline but damn throw out some extensions the fuck. Edman was basically free.
Kek West Coasties have to honor the hated NY during their homestand.
>tfw my Brewskies keep on winning
>>157689136Then they should stop using sports to push politics
>>157689157Reasonable
>>157689136Yeah I was just commenting on how that was a powerful moment, I agree i thought the responses it received were odd and lacked decorum
>in Cincinnati for work this weekend>check the Reds score after my Indians win and the White Sux, Rangers and Blue Gays lose, just so I don't accidentally piss off the locals in working with tomorrow by bringing up baebawl>0-20Holy fucking shit, how do you lose by 20 points???
>>157689157>>157689170Bush throwing the strike in that moment had nothing to do with politics, I'm going to assume you were to young to appreciate that moment when you saw it otherwise id have to conclude you're deranged, respectfully
decisive berd victory
cow wally
>>157689148Desu I dont really care for the performance of the team as much as I just want to see attendance up again.
>>157689148>Edman was basically freehe was a pending free agent and then the dodgers gave him a 5 year $74 million contract
Cardinals have literally found the next Pujols and you guys are talking about spendingis that all you know?
>>157689188After 4 it was 9-0 and I thought "damn"Then after 5 it was 17-0 and this time I said "damn"Then at the end I saw it was 20-0 and I said to my wife "what the fuck is going on in Cincinnati?"Then she came over and looked at the score and said "damn"lol
>bazardo with the season and dan wilson's job on the linehere we go
>>157689189>this political figure doing something had nothing to do with politicsYou’re retarded, respectfully. He used the “political capital” he gained from stuff like that to start stupid wars that led to the deaths of thousands of people and enact a total surveillance state.
m's lose!
walk off by Angels legend Donovan Walton
BLAH BLAH BLAH
this felt like a playoff game
>>157689244dice digits, anon
>first name last name xxxxxxx
A's post show is celebrating ruining the mariner's season
GG giantsThis closer sure likes to make things close
>>157689315That was very uncomfortable.
>>157688251>records are meaninglessWhich is why the best teams in the league won 15, 16, 18, 22, 24, and 25, right?>>157688261Look up when you talk to me, junior.
Cannot begin to describe how much I hate being a Mariners fan
>>157689366genuinely shocked that you let Houston and the Rangers complete for playoff spots
GG Jints, I guess Robbie Ray just ain't him. Can we leave him here with you and just give us Logan Webb instead.
I'm gay, go braves
Fuck niggerstiniansI used to sympathize but I cannot now
>>157689360The Brewers have the best record at 92-56. The Rays have the third best.Are they winning it all by your own admission?
>nu rays fan
>>157689603anyone who says or wears "no kings" shit unironically, I assume is severely mentally retarded and not worth engaging with
>>157689760bibi is your king
>>157689957No…no!!!!
>*brap*
Babe Ruth swung a 42 oz bat
>>157690143yeah, and Grizzly Adams had a beard
>>157690242The Palm Beach Pete shit is weird. Why is Florida like this? No wonder the Rays/Marlins are bottom feeders.
>>157689603>when he tries to wave it again after the first tackle and gets body slammed
>>157690472wish he got curb stomped with a metal cleat
I'll start something new today. A daily fuck the dodgers and cautiously optimistic pro brewers post.
Free Palestine
>>157690791Is that why Jews want it? Cuz it's free?
FAGGOTnersKWAB
my chadres will somehow hold on long enough to pass the phillies hopefully and we won't even have to worry about the sneks
Another year of the cleveland fraudians, the cleveland midians in the playoffs...le sigh
>>157690855quality banter, Ranjeesh. you should post more often here.
>>157689076Sweet
>>157691127I will post this one every day >>157690781 maybe even some other stuff if I get opportunities for quick comments.
>>157690901your blue jays were a letdown this year
>>157690791Free Palestine?>I’ll take two!>t. jews
It’s a sad day today because Charlie Kirk and 9/11 are back to being regular funny instead of hilarious
>>157692504Oh look, a proto-canadian
Braves won last night on 9/11 at 11:11pm in the eleventh inning, with 11 hits and the combined score was 11 (5 - 6). Baseball is weird.
gm
>another day of baseball
>>157693344
The dodgers are truly a groundbreaking team. From hiring the first black guy all the way to openly calling one of their players a Kike, the dodgers are always pioneers. What will we see in the next ten years? A manager killing a player? Maybe the mascot takes the mound? Who knows what you’ll see when you’re watching the dodgers!
For me? It's the ATLANTA BRAVES. America's Team.
Instead of paying the players a salary, the players should have to rent time on the field from the owners and generate their income from sponsorships and performance incentives generated by a prediction market owned by the league.
>>157693463So what happens when Mr Beast rents out a position and puts a monkey there and your team loses the game because a Mr Beast monkey was playing short stop for a YouTube video?
>>157693507Nobody stopped you from betting on that outcome
I don’t see why a player shouldn’t be allowed to declare he’s gonna hit three home runs before the game and announce he’s placed a large bet on that outcome to bolster his confidence. I should be allowed to bet against cocky players.
>>157693507a chimp would make a great defensive infielder
>>157693726and there it is
You could put an iPad in every base so the players could bet on the outcome of the next play in real time. Maybe the runner on second is stealing signs. Well, he should be allowed to profit from this knowledge financially as well as tactically. I the fan should be allowed to see this suspiciously large bet placed after the runner got to second and after I saw Ohtani use the 2nd base iPad to place his bet on a fastball. I should be allowed to choose whether to trust Ohtani’s read for a fastball or trust that the pitcher knows his signs are safe. I could trust the pitcher because he could see the Ohtani bet and then himself bet on a curveball. Since the bet is for a strike, if the batter puts it in play then the pitcher loses his bet even if he throws a curve.
Robbie Ray almost fucking killed us last night but the Padres still won!
>>157693776girls are so cute, I don’t understand how you could hate them.
instead of tips the waitress should be able to bet on herself whether she manages to deliver the food without dropping it on the floor
>>157693788Exactly, and I should be allowed to bet on whether somebody tosses a banana on the ground in her way. Everybody knows bananas are a threat so the waitress will naturally already be on guard for them
>>157693812what if the waitress is a monkey?
>>157693871then I wouldn’t bet on her dodging that banana
Think of how fun breakfast would be if you got to bet on whether your monkey waitress could successfully deliver your food without spilling while you and the lads throw bananas on the ground. You ever see how happy those chain smoking Chinese look when they’re squatting? That’s how happy we could all be
do you faggots ever talk about baseball in these threads
>>157693976reddit has better baseball discussion
>>157693976who watches baseball?
please...fuck my ass...
Yeah but cubs are cats not bears
I'm a cat, I'm a cubs cat
Did someone say caturday?
>>157693976
>mfw when it's caturday
>>157694446>>157694515Cringe. Doggie dog world.
I be in the nois, Chicago minus the downtown is very overrated.
>tfw you're the biggest (fattest) Orioles fan in your continent.
>philthieskek
>doggie doos
>Ohtani ded>Edwin Diaz washed>no tiebreaker versus the Braves and Braves
>>157694515B A S E DASED
not even doom music could salvage this genny
What are some good baseball films?
>>157695318the sandlot'nuff said
>mestboricuas
Yankees need to go 9-6 to finish with last year’s record
>>157693463ownies fuck ya!
why new york so intolerant
1948 sure was a long time ago
>>157695420>from the river to the sea o algo
philthie doos kek
>Dodgers go on their longest winning streak with Ohtani out of the lineup how do you think that makes him feel?
>>157695815Tommy Edman may as well be Tommy Deadman
ebaums has better baseball discussion
Junior Caminero should be the frontrunner for AL MVP.
AND I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN...
>>157696028>>157695420dude looks like he's 5'8", no wonder he's pissed
>>157696028He looks like a fag
>>157695669No wonder so many Indie wrestlers work in security.
>>157696005literally never heard of him
The only thing worse than testicular cancer is being a triple shy of the cycle.
Imagine they choke the division
>>157696098i'm just glad so many fans go to see it happen live
>>157696120kek
>>157696132gadzooks!
>>157696156Rays aren't even half the team Toronto was last year man this so gay. They got lucky that we lost Judge. I wouldn’t be surprised if the Yankees go 15-0.
>>157696200yeah it should be an interesting series when the yankees and rays play next week
>>157696234Feeling good. Rays are down a good arm since McClanahan went on the IL and we own their other “””elite””” arm, Drew Rasmussen. They could get fucked harder than Melztube.
need my Mets to tie up the series today! LGM
>>157696461One bad outing after he pushed your shit in the previous 9 and suddenly you think you """"own"""" him? God damn it's actually hilarious how delusional Yankeecucks are.
there are Phillies fans who think Chris Sanchez should win the Cy Young
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwEFrgzjkwk
>>157696584That's daddy’s girl.
Remember when the good guy were winning, and life used to be worth living? Now it's all gone to SHIT.
>>157696584Rasmussen is a Danish name
>>157696648he used to hit dingers at home
>>157696648look how early the guy's reaction behind vlad was. you can tell this shit is scripted.
>>157696635he has the highest WAR
>>157696698does this factor in him shitting his pants starting the all star game in his home city?
>fat gorilla junior
>>157696716no
>>157696694crazy how much vladdy looks like his daddythe seed is strong
>>157696648TB isn't as dominant as TOR. Only a 3-game-season series edge (TOR had 7) likely decided next week (same as the standings lead kek). 0 blowout wins vs NYY. Lucky opening sweep, mediocre vs NY since.
ynr Paul Skeenes
ynr Cum Shitter kek fag (he’s hanging from a noose)
>>157696931soon he will only be known as livvy's ex
Who are the 2007 Patriots of MLB?
>>157697098nigga looks like kid ump
>>157697183the 2001 Seattle Maroons
>>157697214True, but I mean for this current era of baseball.
>>157696635Lotta dumb niggers in that fanbase so not surprising
>>1576972422022 doyers
>>157697297and there it is
My lil nigga still got smokedThrowing up 0 six 0
misiorowski averages 5.9 innings per gameSanchez averages 6.9 innings per game
Ok got it, so don't throw the knuckle curve Cole.
LGM
>>157697503>.9 innings
Who are the pitchers capable of pitching 9.9 innings?
LEADOFF LINDOR
there should be more anime nights in baseball.
>>157697615Ohtani
>>157697638That's a pop fly in any other stadium
Cole doesn't have it anymore
soto is lazy
>>157697687refund request denied
>>157697687Perhaps the Mets need to spend more money to fix that problem.
Why does Lindor only play his best against the Yankees? Can't he play this good against the Phillies or Braves?
stankee do'em
>>157697654I firmly believe Ohtani fell of because the Dodgers didn't have hololive night this year. He needed that midseason boost in morale; now he has nothing to play for.
>>157697745He has 0 clutch moments in the playoffs. Did you know Volpe has more clutch postseason moments than him?
I'll fuck a berd boi
Come on Yankees, this guy got lit up by the Giants for crying out loud.
>>157697587go ahead and calculate it in thirds for us
>>157697798he hit a grand slam to beat the phillies in the nlds
>>157697809It's been 0.2 innings, why are you so obnoxious?
>>157697830Because the Yankees always seem to make bad pitchers look good in big games
>>157697829>3-1 leadNot clutch, lindoodoo
Ohtani watch. Must buy.
>>157697854>daa Yankees make bad pitchers look goooodAs opposed to what?
>>157697854>big gameThe mets have been eliminated from postseason contention.
>>157697899The Yankees also have the mist overrated players than any other team>>157697916The Subway Series is big
Someone needs to walk to where Cohen is sitting and give him the finger
>>157697916Then the Yankees have no business losing to the Mets
Cole, you're a loser.
Is Cole secretly a mental case?
we own this stinky faggot
>>157697954>yankees have overrated players I’m sorry, but this is getting sad. How self-unconscious can you be?
>>157698080Look at the scoreboard
Someone fuck this asshole
Gary Cold kek
>slurpway series
>>157698107Corny.
Easy day in the outfield so it seems
>>157698082legend
Come on, the Marlins and Nationals can beat this stupid team
Should my Angels sign Bichette?
The score STOPS at 4 ER
Benge bomb shortly after trying to lay down a bunt?
The Mets are a clown show. Thank you Steve Cohen thank God there is not much left for this horrible season to be over. Pete Alonso was worth every penny you refused to pay him.
>>157698300i think he will stay on the Mets
A BENGELIC BOMBIt's looking good, Metsbros :)
>>157696200>I wouldn’t be surprised if the Yankees go 15-0.LMAO
>>157698351yeah i checkedhe might leave next next year
I need cock
>>157698423go braves!
>>157698381Game is already over after 2.1 innings?
I need gock
>89-72 all time against the mets Pathetic
>>157698505Yankees don't even have a hit. How they gonna win?
>>157698626It's not a hitting competition. It's a scoring competition.
Bo is such a bitch, opt out of the contract plz
>mest
>>157698600They got the 4 wins that matter
ITFCB
>double to soto Bruh
>>157698822late again
Nullify his contract due to the lockout
>>157698875soto’s heart isn’t in it, he hates it over there.
Nice mental lapse.
Mets vs Yankees in June/July>>>>May/September
Juan Soto is just completely embarrassing himself in this series so far.
what player in the MLB today do you think could beat Chris Davis' 0-54 kwaboty streak?
Ben Rice. Cody Bellinger. Aaron Judge. Luis Garcia Jr - combined 8 for 11 todayFrancisco Lindor. Juan Soto. Bo Bichette. Mark Vientos - combined 1 for 10 today
>>157699218Wow Yankees must be crushing the Mets
It's O time
>>157699218
>>157699243wow, so the mets must be really good then
a lot of times it seems when i have two games on they somehow are in commercial at the same timesI guess manfred scripts it like that.. seems kind of petty
>>157699292The E stands for Entering the Playoffs!
>>157699269THIS
Hopefully the starting pitcher for the Mets tomorrow gives a >mest performance. It's been a while since the Mets have >mest against the Yankees.
juan soto has been running the bases like he has triple d breasts
BELLI BOMB
I had a feeling Belly was going to punish the full count. I would have walked him.
the Yankees may not lose another game the rest of the season at this rate
This was the only winnable game in this seriesYankees offense will put up 20 runs tomorrow and Schlittler may throw a 27-pitch perfect game on
yankees are fortune they don't have to face Mets ace Robert Stock
>get me to mettiejetties
>bring Miles in to actually start instead of meme opener>immediately gets shelledyeah I'm thinking it's fucking over
wow soto owns the yankees
FIRE BABOON
HAHAHAHAHAHA SUCK IT
a SOTONIAN blast!
>juan blowto
If you ever want to get out of the inning against the Os, just load the bases. It's that easy
JUAN SOLO
>>157699665Juan Soto lost all of his aura when he put that Mets uniform on.
>>157699695He really hated being at San Diego
>>157699468I'd feel better with Fried, because he would embarrass the Mets when he was with the Braves
>>157699665That was Juan Soto's first homer in the Bronx since he left as a free agent after the 2024 season. Soto had been 2-for-15 at Yankee Stadium coming into today.
vladddyyyy
>hyphenated name so you know his moms a cuntforget who said it but always think about it
>>157699766Cam has pitched well against the Mets so far. It's really only Cole who completely falls apart against the Mets. The Mets just own him.
>>157699801People forget that he's recovering from TJ. Had 2 bad starts now but looked sharp before that and looked even better against the Rays. Total nothingburger of a game. Mets are done for the season. Yankees March on.
>>157699782Don't care. Love CES. And so does Winky. You don't want to piss off winky do you?
>>157699829He has been a disaster vs the Mets even when healthy. He has like a career 7+ era against them while a Yankee.
Step into the box, staring down the moundPitcher's sweating bullets, look at what I foundFour-seam fastball coming, down the middle trackHear the thunder cracking when I launch it backNobody on base, I don’t even careWatch it fly forever through the stadium air!No one's on first, no one's on thirdJust a regular day, yeah, haven't you heard?I'm rounding the bags, putting on a showYeah, look at me go!I’m feeling like a star, you can’t stop my shineI’m crushing baseballs deep, yeah, I do it every timeI’m Solo, I’m Juan SoloI’m Juan Solo, I’m Juan Solo, Solo
>>157699853He also has incredible numbers against pretty much every other team. He doesn't play the Mets often.
>>157699829yankees get the privilege of playing 2 more games, wow
>>157699870
wow volpe fucking bitch
>>157699889>yankees get to play 2 more games
>load bases 1st inning>strike out side the nextI wasn't aware of your game spencer my apologies
>>157699904he can be as terible as he wants as long as he shows up in the postseason. Did you know he has more clutch hits than Lindor in the playoffs?
Braves and Phillies have not been held to 2 runs or less against the Mets this year.
>>157699970The bottom of Our lineup is trash. Narvaez is an auto out
>>157699981This is your World Series
Not a good look
Rudy Martin Jr.
Almost time for Padres baseball!
Time to check on the Blue Jays wildcard push
the yankees suck i no longer consider them contendersthe Red Sox will win AL
lol bat e man
BELT TO ASS
Stankeedoo 'em!>Stankeedoo 'em!Stankeedoo 'em!>Stankeedoo 'em!Stankeedoo 'em!>Stankeedoo 'em!Stankeedoo 'em!>Stankeedoo 'em!Stankeedoo 'em!>Stankeedoo 'em!Stankeedoo 'em!>Stankeedoo 'em!Stankeedoo 'em!>Stankeedoo 'em!Stankeedoo 'em!>Stankeedoo 'em!Stankeedoo 'em!>Stankeedoo 'em!Stankeedoo 'em!>Stankeedoo 'em!Stankeedoo 'em!>Stankeedoo 'em!
fuck
Lindor grand slam! A grand slam!
Great way to answer back after yesterday. Good job fellas
Bateman now has double the home runs at the skydome this season than fatty geuerreo
glasnow will end the win streak. screencap this.
>>157700326this is his team now
HE'S YOUR LINDADDY
are cubs fans sad they traded bateman?
>Guardians are saying the Buxton-less Twins SUCK, so they're shifting their rotation so that Gavin Williams can pitch vs the White Soxbased
hi again
Cubs don't lose to the White SoxDodgers don't lose to the AngelsBlue Jays never lost to the ExposRays don't lose to the MarlinsGuardians don't lose to the RedsGiants never lost to the AthleticsBrewers don't lose to the TwinsCardinals don't lose to the RoyalsBut for some reason, the Yankees always lose to the Mets
>That grand slam Remember Puerto Ricans have perfect DNA
>Yankees
Roman Anthony is still leading off for the Red SoxI'm not upset. Why would you think that?Everything is fine.
Someone post that screenshot of 999Nole stating the team has a bunch of soft N and green text >yankees
Benge is a 5 tool player
kirsten :)
How do the Mets end up with a guy like Benge while the Yankees are stuck like a guy like Ramos?
>>157700478trade him to my Angels
>>157700502He and Ewing are gonna be awesome once they're fully dialed in to the major league levelMcLean, Scott, Thornton is a great young core tooPlus there's a decent chance one of Rojas/Pitre/Voit can contribute next yearWe honestly have a really solid young core. Gotta give Stearns credit
Lots of people got caught up in a one game performance.
>>157700541How does prison end up with a guy like Clasé while the Guardians are stuck with nobody?
ITFDB
>>157700577Trade Baty, Vientos, Mauricio......keep Alvy and put him under house arrest with a batting/defense coach.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIE
yeah we're officially back, zestybros
MUNCED
dodgers attacking early
>>157700817keep vientos
nobody cares doyerpacos
>>157700904damn my stream is way behind
>POODRES
I LOVE MAX MUNCY
>>157700946seethe on sanjay
nobody cares yankschizosnobody cares mestsissies
gg fugging ez
this general is really the same dodgers bandwagoners making the same posts over and over again
>>157700946TORONTO SANJAYSTHANK U COME AGAIN
BIG TAIWAN HIT BIG
>Offense coming back to life>Ohtani comes back and returns to 2024 form>Dodgers steamroll everyone in playoffsThis is what's gonna end up happening
rudy martin jr... welcome to the major leagues buddy LMAO>>157700980HEY DON'T SAY THAT
Pedro slap
>>157701004and that upsets you
Roman sees 2 pitches and flies outHow does that help at the top of the order?Bruh, I believe he has potential, but it's not happening right now.
When Pete Alonso comes to Citi Field. I and other Met fans should be rooting the hell out of him to hit his 300th there.
>assNow
bah gawd he has a sledgehammer, king
Shaw eye
uh oh glas in trouble now
Nico tap
cubs are cheating
>>157701011more like the dodgers return to pre-2020 form
Pirates are throwing
>>157701331
my local grocer's flavored seltzer is better than the name brands.
Man, our pitching have been showing alot of cracks lately, I feel we'll limp inside the playoffs. Not even King is our Ace.
all umps deserve the rope
>>157701450white boy think he john henry
SAFEI SAW IT
>zeferjahngenie soundin nigga
what's in the water in Chicago that makes cubs fans such massive faggots???
>>157701685fluoride, omicron strain
'ame. 'ubs.
[VV] CUBS [W]IN!!!gg pirates see ya tomorrow
>>157701522Your team sucks. Just let the Sneks have the third wildcard spot.
>>157701522trust the plan, we'll do all this, but somehow King will go 7 shutout with 12 strikeouts in game 1 and keep us going into the DS
we still got it we still got it
>assNOW
>>157701685I'm a girl tho
>>157701685Bears fans are also faggots who paint their nails
>twins have a top prospect on the 40 man for like 3 years and never debut him>debuts today>first AB immediately hits a home runwhat was their front office doing man?
DAAAA JANKEES LOSELETS GO RAYS
who is the 3rd guy and why is it pictured next to 2 super stars?
bums
>>157700337it's happening...
come on GLASSSSS
>first to third on a soft ground ball that never left the infieldsamad is so based
>>157702003Have the Rays clinched the AL East yet?
I take back what I said Roman Anthony, I'm sorry
>>157702102Nah just a postseason berth
>>157702134>roman AnthonyThe peptide abuser?
I like Brett Bateman but he seems like a bit of a flash in the pan meme player
does mlb ever take the dick out of their mouth to breath?
>>157702208lol no one cares about the marlels
why would you not just stay at third there instead of rounding the base?
The Padres offense has been so good this month that I don't really feel that worried if a starter is not at the top of their game that day
padres have really been taking advantage of the sloppiness of the left side of the infield.
>>157702505I'm going to fuck this dog
How did the Yankees lose 12-2 to the Mets? The Mets stink lmao
>>157702152He's the new Davis Schneider, hot for a couple months then stone cold once he settles in.
Cole is dealing
nice
I love this dude like you wouldn't believe
Right in his fat ass
>>157702690:)
Tatis and Merrill both still have 30/30 seasons in the cards somehow. Tatis needs 9 homeruns heading into a 4 game series at Coors, Merrill needs 4/5 each of SB/HR
>>157702587The Mets are really good against Cole for some reason
feels like these last 3 seasons, people have been like "the padres are toast" then they end up having the best record in the sport during August/September and make the postseason. Once again, after being sub-.500 in July, they have the best record in MLB since July
no one cares poodre paco
nu in a few
>>15770269030+ homers 100+ rbi and a smooth glove at first, david stearns said no thinks
Cole is dealing...at my local casino, just gave me a 21 natty shit was so cash
>>157703047I WANT IT NOW
Sometimes, I try to do thingsAnd it just doesn't work out the way I want it toAnd I get real frustratedAnd like, I try hard to do itAnd I like, take my time, but it just doesn't work out the way I want it toIt's like I concentrate on it real hardBut it just doesn't work outAnd everything I do and everything I tryIt never turns outIt's like, I need time to figure these things outBut there's always someone there going"Hey Mike, you know, we've been noticing you've been having a lot of problems lately, you know?You should maybe get awayAnd like, maybe you should talk about it, you'll feel a lot better"And I go, "No it's okay, you know, I'll figure it outJust leave me alone, I'll figure it out, you know?I'm just working on myself"They go, "Well you know, if you want to talk about it, I'll be here, you knowAnd you'll probably feel a lot better if you talk about itSo why don't you talk about it?"I go, "No I don't want to, I'm okay, I'll figure it out myself"But they just keep bugging meThey just keep bugging me and it builds up insideSo you're gonna be institutionalizedYou'll come out brainwashed with bloodshot eyesYou won't have any sayThey'll brainwash you until you see their wayI'M NOT CRAZY! (INSTITUTION!)YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S CRAZY! (INSTITUTION!)YOU'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY! (INSTITUTION!)THEY STICK ME IN AN INSTITUTIONAND SAID IT WAS THE ONLY SOLUTIONTO GIVE ME THE NEEDED PROFESSIONAL HELPTO PROTECT FROM THE ENEMY, MYSELF!!
>>157702587I look like the slutty one
>>157703140this but unironically
>>157703140this slaps
>assnow
>>157703140>>157703187you're both fags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-7dt3gjPe4
>>157703232so is your dad
>>157703140All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, AND SHE WOULDNT GIVE IT TO ME!
>>157703245you're the reason he has AIDS
>>157702995dead cat bounce
doggiedoo em>doggiedoo emdoggiedoo emdoggiedoo em>doggiedoo emdoggiedoo emdoggiedoo em>doggiedoo emdoggiedoo em
>>157703277I was 13 when ST released that song. Some of the kids I knew that were listening to that shit were around 11 years old.
>Select Papa Dough amountheh, don't mind if i do!
The other day I go on the Internet, I'm just trying to check my emailSo I put in my password, it says I have an invalid passwordI know my fucking passwordSo then it says "go to customer service"So I get on customer service, I start talking to this dudeThis motherfucker sounds like he was from India or some shitHe says to me, "What's your first dog's name?"I don't know what my fucking first dog's name wasWhat the fuck's the matter with you?I just want my password, give me my fucking password!So then he ends up giving me my passwordAnd he says, "Your password has been sent to your email address"I'm like, "I can't get in my email addressWhat about 'can't get in my email address'Do you not understand, motherfucker?"He says, "Oh my God, it seems like you have an anger problemYou should have that checked out"Aaaahh!I'M NOT CRAZY! (INSTITUTION!)YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S CRAZY! (INSTITUTION!)YOU'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY! (INSTITUTION!)THEY STICK ME IN AN INSTITUTIONAND SAID IT WAS THE ONLY SOLUTIONTO GIVE ME THE NEEDED PROFESSIONAL HELPTO PROTECT FROM THE ENEMY, MYSELF!!
>Chadres actually have back to back high scoring games instead of scoring a bunch one day and then flopping like a fish the next
>>157703383teehee!
Man I’m going to miss baseball when the season ends and also when civilization collapses (hopefully in the near future as I have no retirement plan)
I gotsta have it ...
pfma
>>157703430Enjoy it, there's not going to be baseball next year
shut up faggots
won't someone PLEASE gimme apoundin??
>>157703517This!!
>>157703460*gives you it*
for me it's chicago cubbie bears baseball and two or three girthy, throbbing BBCs!
what a shock the Nats bullpen is falling apart
>>157703460>>157703544All he wanted was a Pepsi…
WHY DID THEY NERF SIRI IT USED TO WORK GREAT RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Freeland is a nice player. too bad his bat isn't a little better.
>uncs on my /mlb/Gross
My BASED Nats once again breaking the all time record for blown saves!
what message did the FO say to the Nats when they sold at the deadline despite being in playoff contention at the time?
fossils pwn ya!
>>157704103unironically much nicer than the suites at dodger stadium. all you get there is a bar, a fridge full of sodas and alcohol, and a bunch low level concessions in trays.
>Bradgley forcing us to use Miller 2 days in a row
My gritty comeback Angels
>>157703517It’s so disappointing to know no one wants me in that way.
sorry nats, but you're facing the cosmic force of the Angels not being allowed a 100 loss season
>>157704158very fun comebackgood to see
where is the we still got it poster
>>157704147Wasn't Mark Grant praising that guy to be the next closer if Miller signs somewhere else in the offseason?
>>157704218miller isn't a free agent for multiple years, what are you talking about?
It’s a gaycago mitacle!
I will stop being a Padre fan if Kwana Jones buys the Chorgers and relocates them back to San Diego. No one wants the Chorgers back.
>>157704296you're right, we want the SUPERCHARGERS instead
Fight the fishFight sakana
>>157704323Doyerpacos become Chorgerpacos in November. They're LA's professional handegg team.
Halobros..
>>157704296>>157704323cringe
>anaels
Marlins btfo Dontrelle Willis' arm. He might have been a HoFer if he came along in the era when teams started trying to protect player health.
>>157704371lol no, they don't give a shit about the Chargers, they only watch the niners. Rams are at least trying to court OC fans by aligning with the Angels now
The Chargers are staying in LA and never coming back
Ran into a Chinese lady vacationing here in St Louis. She says she loves baseball and has tickets to tonight's game. She pronounced the White Sox city like CHEE-cuhgo
Angels ain’t it
Gaw
If JDP homers here we should release ohtani
>MLB knew making De Paula skip AAA was a bad idea, so they're making pitchers throw the most uncompetitive 4 pitch walks so they can act like he's got good discipline
>>157704528hope we find a way to keep him and don't end up trading him. I suppose it doesn't matter one way or the other depending on what's best for the team.
>>157704569impressive how deep in the zone he lets the ball go before he swings also
WE'RE SO BACK DOYERS
>>157704493>She pronounced the White Sox city like CHEE-cuhgo
>>157704296Chargers are still San Diego's team lets be honest
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DOGGIES DOO'D
gg marlelssee you tomorrow
gg marlinssee ya tomorrow
>didn't to listen to yesterday's NATS game>treated to extra innings todayI'm thinkin BASED
good game, marlins
watching some late night ballused to like wii sports back in the day>shartians
gg tomorrowsee ya marlins
>>157704493>>157704626I used to go to a greasy spoon Chinese place for lunch at an old job site and the girl who worked there developed a little shine to me. One time she gave me a Pocahontas dollar coin as part of my change and said excitedly to me, "It look like quarter but it really a dollah"!
>>157704734Based. I probably would have shoved her to the ground and mating press fucked her right then and there while she yelled "FIRR ME WIFF CURM!"
You're seriously watching baseball instead of the Ryan Garcia vs Conor Benn fight?
>>157704757some of the possible missed chances of the past can he haunting tho
>>157704757Based rapeman
>>157704734>a Pocahontas dollar cointhat was Sacagawea, anon.
It's ridiculous that I'm now older than your manager when I had my birthday yesterday. The Washington Nationals have been eliminated from postseason contention. Better luck next year.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWFl5gwDWWs
>>157704816same thing, thx nonetheless
deary me
NATS WIN!!1! SUCK A DICK ANGLELS!!1!>>157704818EAT A DICK FAG!!1!
>>157704818I love these posts even with the sadness that comes along with the season winding down
>>157704865Why respond to me like that? I'm not an Angels fan.
>>157704818also, happy belated b-day
>>157704882BECAUSE I'M GOING TO FIND YOU AND FUCK YOU IN HALF BITCH!!1!
>>157704818Happy birthday eliminator
Yanquis :(I guess its safe to say its not our year
I've really gotten into sub-minor league independent baseball lately
based psycho nats fan
>>157704917Then come and get me bro.
>>157704818you were born on 9/11 ouch
>>157704981I'M COMIN'!!1 I'M COMIN' FOR YA, AND THEN I'M CUMMIN' IN YA!!1! I'LL MY YOU MY WOMAN!!1!>>157704964THANK YOU NIG!!1!
>>157704818i'm sorry
give me the nu so I can post naked Padres girls
>>157705071Give him nu
you can tell assnow is super pissed answering questions postgame even tho he's doing the act professional thing
>>157705071
>>157705071nudes in a few
>>157705182nudes in a feuds?
baking
>>157705202yes fucks yes
>>157705202don't forget to grab some headlines off of rotowire! https://www.nbcsports.com/fantasy/baseball/player-news
I smell a fresh nu being made
>>157705227yes fucks yes
STRUCK him out
Mahle is dealing
>>157705315yeah dealing straight into his catchers testicles kek
no fucking doubter from harper
morningbit under the weather today ladslong covid playing up
Schmigle
>>157705347following it up with the Rhys Hoskins trot is great
cringe showing from shartper
Do not laugh at my penis
pls do not bake a nu. They got me. They got me tied up and they'll kill me if anyone posts nu...pls...
>>157705202did you just post this and then not bake a new thread? it doesn't take ten minutes man.
>>157705414Get this man a nu!
>>157705414um... mods? Anything we can do to help this anon?
>>157705421this is still the only thing in the catalog
>>157705202Based fake out no-baker
dodgers lost that one on purpose for entertainment purposes
did you all get a chance to laugh at 157705397's penis? rofl
I’m taking over baking
Fine, I'll bake.
Guys I'm serious no nu, these guys are going to saw my fucking head off please don',t post nu
think I'm gonna bake nu
I hope Jigsaw chops that fucking asshole's head off, let's see some nu!
baking...
Cheezerts…
Bacon
nu in a fews lads
>>157705483you need to cough up the sticky fee for the janny
fuck you geeks. you don't like the OP pic I bring don't crank my cock next time.
The narwhal bacons at midnight
>>157705529>>157705529>>157705529/nu/
Doggies - kek!Fraudians - kek! Jays - wahoo!
>>157693270Fuck the >Jays and whatever team you support especially if it's the Dodgers, unless it is Brewers. This counts as my daily fuck the Dodgers and cautiously optimistic pro Brewers post BTW.
