Day 4, 3rd Test of Pakistan Tour @ Edgbaston PAK 133. & 449v ENG 453. & 40/2.England need 90 to win but have lost the story.
I love women.
jeets out
F1 takes precedence over cricket in certain pubs in the UK it seems. There was hardly even anybody in there anyway Won't be going back to that shithole or handing my cash over to those moron staff
Last Championship round highlights>>157691417>>157678660>>157665218>>157650216
hate the F1 fad
F1 is fucking stupid and a ridiculous sport to have on at the pub over cricket
FUCK the F1
YFO
F1 isn't a sportput it on the same shitheap as golf and snooker
F1 was interesting when I was a kid but then the Mercedes era destroyed my interest. With hindsight it was always boring rubbish with the drivers all spoilt autistic brats; always preferred WRC anyway, and now F1 has become really yankified and filled with all the MUH POINTLESS STATS you get with soccer as well.
how come hardly any pakis at these gamesthe india series was packed with pakis
because pakistan's playing not packinstand iykwim haha
>>157692134WRC is the only motor"sport" worth watching
I think Pakistan, like Sri Lanka and West Indies no longer care about test cricket, unironically
>>157692016>ywn sniff Kylie's socks after she posts a defiant stand of 50 (349)
>>157692178I genuinely think that England, NZ, Aus and SA are the only test nations that still care about it, and even that is tenuous maybe Afghanistan when they ever get given a match?
>>157692066in the UK generally both horse racing and F1 take precedence over cricket in pubs Grim
>paki fielding Do they think the ‘slips’ means the ball slips out of the hand?
anyone fancy pub?
>>157692213Except of course the racing is the perfect sport for pubs. That, cricket and only certain big football and rugby matches, like the 6N, should be the limit of sports broadcasting in public houses. St Leger today, grim card, a poor renewal.
Joe Root is looking grim out theredid this lad forget how to bat?
you're lucky i was preoccupied countysperg or else i would've beaten you to the bake
kek Botham btfo
>>157692032
don't think the changing room can hear you talking at normal volume from the block joe
>>157692235Guess Pakistan had a bet on the match going to 4 days
>>157692314are you watching nrl
>>157692365yeah mate
>>157692365they watch NFL there now these days100,000 saw the philadelphia piledrivers rummage the utah cavaliers
what a stupid fucking delayfine him
forever servin'
wheels have come off zachystanbros..we did win the story of this test match though ngl
>>157692286I kind of agree I like tennis and snooker for instance, but they definitely aren't pub sports
>>157692393>WWE hosted at Perth stadiumfucking hell ynr this unworldly cringeaus are good at sport but the constant yank fellating is so embarrassing
there's an Australian /cric/ poster who posts exclusively yank media here
a "pub sport" is your darts and skittles. immaterial whatever is shown on the TV that should only be brought out anyway during summer sporting events.
going to drink myself into oblivion todayWHOS WITH ME
>>157692461if there's nothing more appropriate or interesting on I reckon snooker and darts are perfectly serviceable pub sports
America won. They kicked you out of their lands, and then they won the culture war (as well as countless actual wars you were incapable of ending). You're like the 40 year old women jealous of the hot 20 year olds. Cynical and full of hate for something that doesn't even think about you.Baseball wins over cricket.NFL wins over rugby.Golf & tennis are now American.Sydney Sweeney wins over Anya Taylor-Joy.America won.
>>157692541quality
NFL is a totally bizarre and contrived sport that wouldnt exist in another million universesAnd Sydney sweeney is all airbrush
prime keeley hazell mogs her
>>157692520nobody in this high iq teetotal general. maybe try one of the more brainlet friendly threads like /epl/
kek fucking Pakistanabsolutely pathetic
the only "teetotal" i do is teeing up a dozen pints of bitter and then totalling my liver
would be nice if these lads could baz it around a bit so we could be done by lunch
>>157692204>I genuinely think that England, NZ, Aus and SA are the only test nations that still care about it,If only we could get rid of south africa too
let's have a cheeky poollapse and england winning by 2 wickets then
england playing like dua lipa sings (not amazing but decent enough)
i said this right at the start of the series but cox is goodprobably the best finding of this series
>dua lipano discernible melodies
>>157692709he can at least fill the freshly vacated void of useless ginger twat
>no discernible melodiesalso zachy:>ok I admit one kiss was decent
there's a fair few bouldering centres in Sheffield, and some I would describe as categorically more test cricket than others
>>157692765definitely didn't say that. Appalling song
yeah it wasn't verbatim obviously but that was clearly the gisteither way one kiss has a good melody and is still a foot tapper for sure
here, this'll convince you matesee, she's not that bad :)
>>157692801no melody at all. Cant believe it's an actual song and not some sort of joke
>this series breaks a Test record with the most half-centuries without anyone converting it into a century with 20.
funny how you guys talk about melody and then post shoegaze and indie rock shit like geese
>>157692855that's fucking ridiculousabsolute state
>>157692857yea between that and sebs bleep bloop nonsense /cric/ might have the worst music takes on the whole board
>too worried about a not out to baz it cowardly
>>157692855t20 ruined this sport. its so shit now
now that the dust has settled... should stokes have ever been captain?
zachy should be captain he is our leader he can lead England too
that larping neek would ruin the team with unathletic welsh geneticswho were the last welshie weaklings in the test peem anyway? croft and jones? lmao dire
Imagine being a poo lmao
iwan Thomas Gareth bale Colin Jackson
oh yeah forgot about those 3 famous test cricketers
>weaklingalso I mog you at pull exercises and you can't even bench 2.5 plate lmao
England on a Saturday is a fucking shithole
Bale, like Tom Jones and Will Smith is welsh (black). those ones often go on to achieve success
>>157693090jones is proof the ancient welsh were black - and therefore athleticbasically looks like lionel richie put through a snapchat filter
>>157693090Neath RFC are called the Welsh All Blacks for a reason
George Floyd was welsh
Owain Glyndŵr should always be played by a black actor in any performance of Henry IV to keep things historically accurate. Usually is
weird how the media didn't report on george floyd's tox report and let the mostly peaceful protests result in billions of dollars in damages
pozzie can't help but turn the subject to yanks
>>157693207see >>157693154
crap post desu
oj simpson was welsh
>>157692855Mental midgets
/cric/ seething bcause they'll never be one nation, singing with one voice. A song of hope, a song of defiance, a victory song that floats through the valleys like a red mist, that rolls over the mountain tops like crimson thunder.
all Welsh men are black, not all black man are Welsh. dumb pozzie
pozzies aren't known for their iq tbf. not exactly renowned for it (zero inventions)
wifi is Australian
saw some thirdie running after a train that he was obviously not going to make weird
if you lose to an Australian on chess.com you know he's not called Shane put it that way
>zero inventi-ACK!https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Australian_inventions>The following 142 pages are in this category, out of 142 total.reckon you're confusing abos and aussies again champ
what would an australian tarq name be? cameron I reckon
had a few beers and feel a lot calmer
what an embarrassing link>ugg boots>notebookthe absolute fucking state of this cope lmaoand no wifi isn't a proper invention either, just used concepts from existing tech and rebranded it. It's no different to saying dubai chocolate is an ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''invention''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
on a train near Swinton Rotherham and the air genuinely stinks of that flake fish food you used to rub together with your fingers and sprinkle
>>157693616a lot fatter as well *pats your beer belly*
smells like aquarium flakes
>no inventions>no good films>never seen snow>2 decent musicians ever (nick cave and tame impala)>vomits out the worst stand up ''''comics'''' in historyhow are they not bullied more for this poothetic output? thought they were meant to be firsties
anyone know which country currently holds the ashes
>>157693645beer doesn't make you fat food makes you fat
>>157693594>Australian pub>Beer wench>Bong>Goon of fortune>Melbourne shuffle>Movemberthough crazy we invented tomato sauce
no real serious ones basically all just deano banter tier
>>157693701do you keep yours in the fridge?
Ninajirachi mogs tame impala desu
>>157693594this is hilarious and actually makes pozzedstralia look so much more pozzed. the list is so desperate and humiliating I can't believe you shared it lmao
australia invented JRPGs
australia invented shoving sandpaper down your trousers to cheat at sport
australian aborigines inventef a stick
>>157693747the cricket bat?
>>157693721[Citation needed]
no but for real that link is actually hilarious. still going through it and it's making me kek so hard>A koozie ( /ˈkuːzi/ KOO-zee) (US) or stubby holder (Australian) is a fabric or foam sleeve that is designed to thermally insulate a beverage container, like a can or bottle.>how ya going dave, just put me old sock around the fosters, whatcha reckon mate?>sounds good champ, stick it up on the ol wikipedia for the boys and give it a name that'll get the sheila's going 'strewth'
to be fair when the proud first nations people burnt down everything, did nothing on their own in 70k years, of course a bunch of convicts sent halfway across the world are going to have to macgyver everything
>>157693668>no good filmsbit in this tbf. I can't be bothered after everyone told me they'd redeemed themselves with the babaPOOk and lake mongo (both were grire)
>lake mongomongo man is just a conspiracy theory to rob the proud first nations people of their traditional custodial landjust ignore the fact we keep calling them first nations when they never had anything like a nation
lake mungolol fucking hellWorst film ever
lads stop fighting
For me it’s Pierre Bonnard, in the St Leger.
remember when zachy got bodied in the last thread for larping as some horseracing in york expert
have never watched a single horse race in in my life
>>157694184no it keeps me alivethe moment private schools decided to start producing people like zachy was the same moment that this nation was ended
foundry Sheffield a great place
>>157696050>fat hands typed this nonsense post
vghhh kelham island holy soul
>from colombia to thisvghhh indeed
Texas jerusalem crossroads is a bit like Leaves Turn inside You in that it's a bit of a mysterious manuscript of an album. A weird album.
‘unchet wala
can't believe bard is a veggie and doesn't take creatine
5g daily bla x
Lift To Experience- These are the days Slapper Dua Lipa could never
Down with the prophets another highlight
certain man's kidneys after all that booze and creatine be like
yeah thank you Dr. Coworker Science
>I take creatine because I believe in science and never question it>ok so you took the va->nooooo not that kind of science
Realistically Zachy only has another 10 years left in him
>>157697750he 100% took the vaxonly flipped once he realised the protag was an anti-vax chud and was getting support on /cric/such a worm
the science isn't very pro vaccine desu. The numbers didn't add up as it were
>>157697780What's your 20mm max hang?utter nonsense
got 50 at least I reckon
>>157697792wrong who cares anyway
300 pound Japanese bin bag weather in Sheffield
Sheffield a great city
>buys in dork instead of sheffieldthat's the kind of misstep he normally saves for non-asterisked v4s
Sheffield>Newcastle>Leeds
>>157698174york is more sylvan and bucolic though. I see it as a big village
had a beer fear dream/nightmare last night in which I was for some reason giving my mum a lifting belt for her birthday. God it was horrible
it's one of those like nightmare planted in a situation nightmares
just got extreme deja vu
Where is Max Bassin tonight? Probably not in Sheffield
alchy neek having a nice chat with himself again I see
>name is a max bassin>is a drummer not a bassist
>>157698707a little bit, not really but at least I went wave wall foundry and climbed my heart out that wave wall is a national treasure and there was basically nobody else on it
>getting picked apart by Bryce Undermeme
that wave wall at foundry dam a purists dream
Where does Pakistani test cricket go from here?
mental how fin can work that well on someone desushould be taken to a lab and studied
there was a Japanese study anyone who is hairy responds extremely well
Sheffield is very ethnically diverse
what's wrong with that chud
But harmoniously so I would say
>>157699310didn't say anything was wrong with it every accusation is an admittance etc
you know when you think of Leeds, or Birmingham You think it's quite rough, rough means a tendency to fisticuffs In Sheffield I just don't really feel that It's diverse and harmonious touch wood
There is literally so much going for Sheffield
Sheffield is maybe the promised land
nah I'm sorry but the getting killed title track is so good when there's that like splashing of music as the songs draws towards it close
doesn't stand the test of timegetting killed (title track) was an 8/10 but listen now and it's so meh. like a 5
long island city here I come though
He sat behind a desk that was a million feet wide born without arms and legs
Like Charlemagne in Vietnam
>>157700481worst piece of shite on the record. Trinidad and GK are the only half decent songs
Well, I just don't agree, and that's fine
Blessed are the meek, because they will inherit the world
meek neek
Biggest neek on /cric/? For me it's Zachy
Geese at least seem to have recognition of mortality It's worlds apart from a foo fighters gig
>>157701675Im not a neek
https://youtu.be/RfR8mlMbLFQ?is=Iehn4GWsXOHfa5bSbased
wonder what 2030s united Kingdom is going to be like unspeakable horrors
zachy hates ondon but spas neek on cric, a term only used by black londoners. makes you think
Sometime, somewhere just when you think it couldn't get any worseIt'll hit you unaware and you realize:It's gonna get far worse before it gets betterSo turn your heads to the starry skies aboveGive those sore eyes a sightWhen the host of heavenly Angels takes flightWith crippled wings and songs to sing
>>157702125Owain Glyndŵr should always be played by a black actor in any performance of Henry IV to keep things historically accurate. Usually is
it's the same thing every day with this sad cunt
>you're a bedsit because you're in a bed and you sitthey used to have dylan thomas but this is peak welsh wit in 2026
>>157702622I'm not convinced it's not a bot at this pointit's posted the exact same post twice seven hours apart
you're in fact the bedsit, because all you do is go to bed and sit, you couchy neek
there was no coming back from that really for ol' bingo wings
there was no coming back from the 'toothpick arms' insultthat created bingo wings (weak) and made you permaseethe lol
>test cricket on*zachy hardly posts*>test cricket stops*zachy starts posting 20 per hour*
yeah ok pushlet wingsMaybe you'll bench 240lbs one day..knob
your bicep curls aren't even v1 tier you skinny freak
>>157703050bicep curls isn't an exercise
you couchy neek
I think I have honestly got better at climbing this year But man, those hands of time, they are an unforgiving mistress
>not a natural>started well over 30>located miles from bouldering ground zero (London)it was over before it even began
I wish cricket was on more oftenthen we wouldn't have to put up with this boring, narcissistic twat treating the genny like his blog every day
>>157703647yeah but the thing is I just love it so much and I've got that unwavering Welsh spirit I know i am relatively shit but I don't care
yeah think it's probably a bot
>climbingyeah ok going up a wall holding onto some spray painted blobby shaped bits of plastic in a refurbished paper factory in the centre of some industrial northern town is technically climbing but can we please save that term for serious people who do it outdoors / in nature as it's meant to be done
Climbing is climbing
It doesn't have to be outdoors to be climbing I have no idea why this could be considered a controversial opinion
suppose we'll be calling bard the best climber on /cric/ next for climbing the career ladder
bard is a vegan that doesn't even take creatine
I am pleased to report that we WON again and avoided relegation as a result, get in I say GET INKeep a 100% record with my captaincy, taking over a losing side and teaching them the meaning of victory
>>157704037what was your score lad?any more of those tasty drives emloyed?
best climber and captain of his cricket team. amazing really.
I would quite literally resign from the team if they told me I had to follow orders from a vegan neek lmao
bard is nowhere near the best climber on /cric/
My own contribution to the winning performance, I hear you ask?I cannot tell a lie, I got bowled first ball, my first golden duck of the season (embarrassing!)But I took a worldy of a catch, a completely nonchalant one-handed effort above my head after it was pelted at me at short cover And I made some ballsy captaincy decisions, opening the bowling with spin to disrupt their opening bat who averages 60 (it worked, we bowled him for 11) and setting some unorthodox but effective fields to keep the run rate down
I am the worst climber in the world
My tennis is an promising mood though
>>157703866I don't know if I've done this particularly well desuTook the easy option of a life of middle-management mediocrity in the civil serviceIf I'd followed the private sector consultancy route I'd be on double the salary I'm currently on (but I'd have to live and work in L*ndon instead of comfy wfh in the comfiest part of England, so I think it was the right call)>>157703920Supplements are for pooftersCan get everything you need from your diet, even if it's vegetarian>>157704078Prefer not to comment on that but I cannot tell a lie so I commented on it >>157704161>>157704165Same except instead of climbing it's trying to keep out gentle full away swingers at 60mph which start on leg and then shape slightly away
a promising mood indeed
was it a spinner again?
>>157704161>we bowled him for 11nobody talks like that you narcissistic neek. the bowler bowled him
>>157704257No, finally got moved to opener so I could avoid the bastards, and it had been going wellBut this guy was a wily old goat who bowls away swingers on a good line and length, which I also hateKeeper stood up to the stumps as well, so may as well have been a spinsman desu>>157704291Bowler wouldn't have had the privilege of bowling at him if not for the captain selecting him at that momentIt was a joint wicket
Why does the universe exist?
About to have a panic attack Nah it's fine
>Can get everything you need from your diet, even if it's vegetarianbased trvthnvke
can't believe he's captain of the cricket and climbing team, quite the achievement
But it's really not if I am being honest It's really not
it's fine mate. you'll do a v4 one day
>downplaying bards achievement because he wasn't picked for the climbing team
I'm not convinced bard is actually sentient. A main trait of NPD is having no concept of how strange it is to be anything at all
I have a completely unparalleled level of sentiency in terms of cricketing captaincyEver since reading Mike Brearley's The Art of Captaincy I've transcended to a higher plane in terms of field placements, bowling strategy, batting order, and motivational speeches
>>157704291kek noticed that too>we used our feet and hit him over the leg side for a huge 6 to bring up our first century of the season
>>157704756Your self-replies are so obvious, you need to change up your posting style a bit more if you're gonna do it
based bard getting the most out of his bowling attackno idea what the previous captain (complete joker) was playing at
>bowling attack
>>157704840Bloke gave it a good go but just doesn't have the nouse to do things like opening with a spinnerAlso tries to give everybody a game and will bowl the juniors to the detriment of the team, instead of ruthlessly pursuing victory at all costsBut he bought me a pint after the game to say thank you for achieving survival so I won't hear a bad word said against him
Don't think bard would last two minutes against me in the ring desu Neek veggie
I actually invented the trick of opening the bowling with a spinner when I captained my junior side back in 2005Check the history books, it had literally never been done before then
don't think i'd last two minutes with a cute pajeeta in bed iykwim haha
goes without saying really
>>157705109nah you would it's not that special
>>157705356nah yeah but i'm special iykwim haha
No nicotine crew 2026 onwards I smoked a load of marlboro's last night as an anti-vape statement, and the true artists take the art to their grave my friend
I am never consuming nicotine ever again. It simply doesn't agree with me
Reckon this cunt got bashed heaps at school. Never played cricket either.
didn't ask
he's not me retard
shut it kiwi nonce bored of your bollocks
Greetings all - an announcement.Now that rugby (both codes) is no longer a sport which NZ takes any meaningful participation in, I am delighted to say that as of this moment, I am returning to once again take up my previously held position as a cricketing fan. Long live the Black Caps!
all Welsh men are black, not all black men are Welsh
Why is toxicity by system of a down and MCR albums rated so highly on RYM now extremely cringe Shit music and grand unification by fightsar mogs both of them
This friendless loser still up talking to literally no one again. Will bore everyone to death talking about all sorts of shite except cricket.We're all bored of you cunt. Go to bed.
I am going to bed in a minute anyway You kiwi nonce devil
hey be nice
update on el capitan el bardito¿
>>157704037ah >>157708134
solid thread again lads nice work
>>157706071cool
Blacky Z
Bardi C iykwim haha
>>157712136>>157712216chuckled at one of these, don't really get the other one
just took my 10mg daily dose
did you laugh at the one which said haha at the end of it
meds donenow time for bed
>>157712486Cardi B iykwim haha
A bad day for new zealand sport yesterday after losing in the league and the union how do they recover?
hopefully they don't
>>157712737the warriors game was rough, that one hurti'll be honest i didn't know the all blacks had played until my dad mentioned it when i saw him this afternoon
gonna go to the zoo today lads
Went through the new train stations today. Actually pretty decent.
riveting
>>157712809love a zoo, me take some snaps for us
>Englel 2-2>Porkis still lost by 8 wickets
for me it's the aquarium
deftones, MCR and system of a down all vastly overrated on rate your music cant take that yank brained website seriously anymore
>>157712853might well do mate x
Oi Zachy when are you going to upload another 'tube vid
please keep retarded opinions out of /cric/there are plenty of other generals for that
do something that poovement is incapable of; have sum farkern riffs
looks like I upset the BNOY brothers lads
>>157712860They completely gave up after Root was reprieved off the no ball. Typical Pakistan.
>>157712809have fun in donedon iykwim haha
why is zachy seething at peewees so much lately
Sort of wish I hadn't got a golden duck yesterday desu
The All Blacks are welsh
mad how a 14 year old offspinner who doesn't turn it is bard's non-asterisked v4
>>157713131The bloke who bowled me out yesterday was unironically 60 years old whoopsBut he's a bloody good player for an old boyJust bowls 55mph away-swingers and gave me a good one first ball, full-pitched starting on leg and moving to middle and off
did you give him a blowjob later
just got asked for IDWelsh doesn't crack
>>157713110dire gimmick
>>157713220why are you buying booze before 10am you fucking alchie
the Neath All Blacks are Welsh yes, and blackThe kiwi all blacks however are not black, nor Welsh
>>157713228not a gimmick, its a means to an end
>why are you buying booze before 10am you fucking alchie
probably wanted his id on file because they know a haggard old alchie like that is on the path to being a desperate shoplifter within a year or two
>>157713260>Fat hanglet hands typed this post
>>157713229why aren't you guy
>eats five guys twice a week, doesn't do 20mm max hangs B-but at least I don't suck a hobgoblin before noon
good evening you gay little retarded faggotshope you all finally catch aids and expire
HIV doesn't turn into full blown AIDs anymore thanks to the miracle of medical science There is something really cool about doctors
>>157713229he drinks to forget he's not good at bouldering and lives in a bedsit in one of the most boring parts of the ukmentally weak so can't face these truths sober. sad
does the weather play a role in cricket?
it's an airy and well presented one bedroom flat, you are actually a bedsit because all you do is go to bed and sitand drown sorry drinking is not my vibe
*sorrow
>>157713376its the most weather affected sport in the world
not good at bouldering, but better than you
>>157713400how do i profit from that?
>better than younot after I train for literally two (2) weeks lmao (not got those unathletic welsh genetics thankfully)
utter delusion you wont anyway you couchy neek
hell is maybe a crowded cafe on a Sunday morning on repeat
what time it's acceptable to start drinking surely depends on what time you generally wake up
bouldering honestly looks easyit's more like a puzzle than an exercise. I bet anyone decently in shape who plays chess or something simliar could do V5
>it's more like a puzzle than an exerciseonly the Reddit kind of bouldering. Which I actively avoid. Climbing should be exercise intensive
3:30pm rise4:00pm start
got a firm knob you can firmly grasp right here m8. oh wait, it's v5 1/4
>the Reddit kind of boulderingaka bouldering
Bards proto suffering the ick after ANOTHER duck
reminder r/bouldering is certain man's homepagehe posted screenshots (accidentally) confirming this
pretty sure bard's gf is a Ukrainian immigrant who came here as the war broke out. she won't know a thing about cricket. she's 21 and he's 34 btw
>>157713573Zero runs is a universal language
>>157713541there are levels to itthere are certain climbing places I simply can't go to anymore because I find them unbearably Reddit. Basically project hail Mary in climbing gym form. But there are certain climbing gyms that honestly aren't particularly Reddit. Maybe a tad, inevitably
>she's 21 and he's 34 btwjealous
>>157713539v6 if bone pressed mate. nothing wrong with it
7 inches fraudulently bone pressed With a foreskin that smooths out majestically behind the glans
help yourself to my chalk pouch
forgot about that lmao. the neek of neath needs chalk for v3 because he can't escape his welsh dna
>>157713547She understood that the team performance was more important than any individual accolades yesterday, and complimented my captaincy skillsBut she literally just sent me a message one minute ago teasing me about the golden duck ffs>>157713573I'm 33 and she's 23 (I think), and she's not UkrainianShe didn't know a thing about cricket before we started seeing each other, but now wants to learn as much about it as possible because she knows it's my passionWhen I told her about the sad decline of club cricket tea culture she told me that she'd happily make teas every week, but I didn't have the heart to tell her that the lads would probably want pork rolls and ham sandwiches every week instead of her vegetarian Asian-inspired specialties (which are actually very tasty, but simply not the sort of thing that 21 red-blooded carnivores would want to eat at the halfway stage of a cricketing encounter)
>indians are great at chess>indians are shit at bouldering
She unironically made me prepare and deliver a 1-hour presentation on cricket to her as a fun date night activity(I think she'd seen the concept of these presentation date nights on TikTok or something)
Wales has a fairly rich history in athletics desu everything your weak Anglo fingers posts is always basically the opposite of the truth
>>157713697sounds cute and wholesome desu la
Hello All,You may have been puzzled by my reference to the tedious cliché ‘in terms of’. I think it’s been picked up from scientists at the daily coronavirus presentations and now its R must be about 3. Below is a perfect example, which came from my local councillor after I asked her to try to stop noisy motorbikes.‘During lockdown we have seen some very bad behaviours in terms of speedy cars so this is sadly no surprise’. She meant ‘by speedy cars’ but she had caught the verbiage virus.
>>157713732It is desuShe's a sweet girl and deserves far better than my aloof indecisiveness and terrible fear of commitmentBut that probably just makes her like me even more desu, in terms of bints' natural attraction to emotionally unavailable men (maybe she can fix me)
>in terms of vape.jpeg
The Sunday crowds are all my concubines and my enemies
>>157713771>But that probably just makes her like me even more desunot wrong there m8, they're a curious breed to be sureenjoy her sweetness regardless, it comes few and far between these days
sucking a Guinness
yeah bard likes her so much he's ashamed to even reveal her existence to his family lmao
you gonna pump some children in her bard? that neeky savings account might take a hit
>>157713815he also leaves her at home for all his holidaystook his bf with him to bindia and SEA instead
>>157713802Cheers lad, trying to enjoy it for what it isThe little episodes of happy domestic life when one of us visits the other are quite comfy, I have to say>>157713815Have debated telling them at some point later this yearThey'd be very happy for me (relieved I'm not gay), but I think I'm afraid that it'd all feel a bit too real at that point, and I wouldn't be able to just walk away with zero consequences if people know about her>>157713829SEA was a solo trip actually, but did go to India/Nepal/Sri Lanka with me old m8 last year, and will be going with him again to Mexico and Central America this year (approximately one month from now)Don't know how long I can keep getting away with it lmaoEnjoy travelling with her too, but she simply wouldn't be able to handle these sorts of carefree trips in non-first-world countries>>157713818Her country has pretty good child support desu, wonder if I could just spawn a family of little bardos over in Europe but effectively just be an absent father visiting them or having them visit me a few months per year (during which time the main focus would be their cricketing education)They could grow up secretly hating me but I'd win them round in early adulthood (when the little bastards are old enough to pay their own way) with some sort of rousing speechThat is my dream, that is my vision
>>157713892>I wouldn't be able to just walk away with zero consequences if people know about heryou've got some issues mate, need to live in the real world at some point and realise consequences are part of life
yeah not reading all that unironically skimmed it in 0.06 seconds Think I caught the jist
>jist
maybe you should read more lmao
>>157713960no offence but zachy's barely smarter than the average australian
infinite jist
>>157713693>chessCheating with buttplugs again
>SmarterFOYI'm intelligent enough to do 20mm max hangs, and that's good enough for me
>>157713969OH NO NO NO
>I'm intelligent enough to hang on thingsbased monkey
>smarter You thinking of going ten pin bowling later champ? Maybe pick up a popeyes on the way home
>>157714024kek he's welsh so just hanging from a bar is the most athletic anyone from his family has ever managed. the brother into history is a complete nerd too - probably never seen a gym from the inside
>>157713981are you saying you can't do that with boulders?
>>157714046I've actually deadlifted 4 plate before so I have some gym history
>>157714048are you angels dane?
meanwhile you can't even bench 3 plate with your bingo wings. Mr. Dusseldorf quite pathetic considering it's literally the only lift you do
>>157714078who?
didn't even attempt to defend the skinny neek nerd bro I notice haha
>>157714121meds then bed
If I had one wish It would be that all golf courses are turned into askham Bryan tier nature reserves
show us the first draft mexican itinerary then bard ladit'll be hard to live up to the original south american one
if you think the list of aussie inventions is bad, you should see NZs
oh for fuck sakeis the Narcissistic neek seriously going to Mexico?Surely south America scratched the itch he just doesn't get it
he just doesn't understand
a box ticking toddler on tour feel sorry for the bloke. 140 IQ my Welsh arse
>>157692133Do you snooker bros?
when bard went to bindia I realised this bloke takes all his trip advice from reddithis destinations (as in the countries) are super reddit then the places within he goes to are the basic bitch tourist trap things. never goes off the beaten path
>>157714216snooker i hardly know her
>>157714222what are the 4chan places to visit in India?
retards itt act like they're columbus just go to the resort, eat at a local restaurant, literally impossible to have a bad time
Somewhere just outside Leeds The Yorkshire countryside is browner than Sussex or Worcestershire. I believe it's something to do with the crops that are grown
>>157714223no but Steven Play
>>157714222recommend us a travel itinerary in kaboomistan fella
>>157713901You're not wrong desuBut if you knew the troubles I've faced in my miserable life thus far, you MIGHT forgive me my foibles>>157713969>>157714184When I copy-pasted a random snippet of my PhD thesis into that website it said my IQ was 160+ desuWould humbly suggest it's no higher than 158 in reality thoughever>>157714161Got return flights to Cancun, so current plan is to do a bit of a tour of the Yucatan, head up into Oaxaca for Day of the Dead, and then onto Mexico City. From there we'll take a flight into El Salvador, and make our way back up through Guatemala and Belize back into Cancun (specifically, San Salvador -> Santa Ana -> Lake Atitlan -> Antigua -> Flores -> San Ignacio -> Bacalar -> Cancun). Had a slightly better version of the itinerary first time round which started in Mexico City and finished in Nicaragua, but my dickhead mate didn't book the cheap flights I'd found in time, so I had to re-plan. But this should work fairly well, should be a nice mix of Mayan ruins, jungle and volcano hikes, cultural activities, and food tourism>>157714222Name one holiday you've taken that's off the beaten pathYour destinations in Colombia and Bulgaria were both touristy, and I've never heard about anywhere else you've been other than the south of France (also very touristy)Having said that, I'm pretty happy to stick to more touristy areas and think the whole Real Traveller™ is a bit of a sad cope, but I would also humbly point out that I've done trips to Ghana and Canada which were not to remotely touristy areas
3lolp
you're not replying to me you fucking idiot I don't even think you are trolling at this point just low IQ
160 IQsquare root that, and then stick a minus at the front and you're somewhere closer to the truth
reminder that bard didn't attend his doctorate ceremony, much like bard's father didn't attend to his emotional needs as young boy.
>>157715123Ahh yes, because there's so many other britflags who seethe constantly at me and call everything they don't like "reddit" (despite the only hobby they have being the most reddit activity of all time)
>>157713969kek just look at the posts on the rightand he hasn't changed up his topics since either. what a brainlet
>>157715306holy narcissistic neek cope strange brain you have
>>157715298I did it at an embarrassing ex-poly university (because it came as part of a job with a £30-33k salary, and with no tuition fees), the level of supervision I got was shit, and it was in that early post-pandemic stage when things hadn't re-opened properly. Was the right decision not to attend desu>>157715346You need to lay off the Sunday morning alcoholGo to (Catholic) church instead of the off-licence, and you'll find yourself at peace instead of constantly seething
Bard, look mate, if you want we can dance May I recommend Cornelius Carr in Swansea as the venue
I still walked away with 10 first-authored publications, 500+ citations, and a muscular h-index of 10But that's mostly down to my aptitude for writing a load of shit which sounds impressive but which covers up a lack of any real academic worth in the underlying research>>157715457As a humble Catholic, dancing with men - and, indeed, any other homosexual acts - is strictly forbidden
yeah bard has a 160 IQthat's why he applied to oxford 12 times and was rejected on each one
And I'm not into catholic services Too dour and depressingThere is something Welsh about being Anglican
Anglican services at least put a positive spin on things Catholics services you leave leaving more suicidal than before
>>157715548I think I've applied for 6 or 7 postdoctoral roles there, resulting in 1 interview, which isn't a bad success rate (postdoctoral roles typically get hundreds of applications, and Oxbridge is obviously the most competitive of all)Very different kettle of fish to applying as a postgraduate (which anyone with a good degree from a Rustler's Group uni will likely be successful in, seeing as these are mostly just cash grabs) or an undergraduate (where you have to be genuinely very intelligent or black, neither of which I was at the age of 17 when doing my applications)>>157715570>>157715659The Church of England is a complete embarrassment at the momentLiterally just progressive liberal atheists who like the sound of church bells
>>157715704yeah well lots of boulderers are redditors, but that shouldn't stop one bouldering
not all redditors are boulderers but all boulderers are redditors
>>157715547>But that's mostly down to my aptitude for writing a load of shit which sounds impressive but which covers up a lack of any real academic worth in the underlying researchdidn't know you did gender studies mate real proud of you
zachy never quite forgave bard for calling him a serial killerwonder if the latter now regrets his words
I don't think Bards IQ is 160 at all I would put it more at 85, on a good day
>>157715926Psychology, marginally better>>157715952I'll only regret it when I'm ultimately proved right and he does indeed murder meWith the level of rage he has in his heart I think it's only one or two years away, unfortunately
>fantasising about me murdering himbit gay mate I can ASSURE you that this will never happen
it's that time of the year where I start getting old
>>157716050said the scorpion to the frog iykwim haha
>Auckland medical centre refused to help dying man outside, witnesses say>Staff at an Auckland medical centre refused to send out a doctor, a defibrillator, or even a pillow, despite the desperate pleas of bystanders who were trying to save the life of a man who was dying outside, witnesses say.>The man, aged in his 60s or 70s, collapsed outside the Mt Albert Medical Centre in New North Road on Thursday afternoon, and died at the scene despite being given CPR by members of the public.>Two witnesses told local media that when a person who called for an ambulance was told to go inside and ask for a defibrillator, the medical centre would not give him one because the dying man was “not our patient”.>Mt Albert Medical Centre practice manager Monali Barot later said in a statement “we are deeply saddened by this tragedy and are co-operating fully with authorities”, but the incident has sparked condemnation from the Mt Albert community.>Photos of staff, who according to an online directory are all Indian, have since been widely shared online, but a local Facebook group warned members not to post the images as they may feature former employees, and the identifies of those who were working on the day have not been verified.>Leoni McInroe, a former anaesthetic technician who owns a business nearby, told The New Zealand Herald a young couple had been refused help by the centre, and that as she helped another woman perform CPR she asked someone to get a pillow and a blanket from the centre, but they also refused those requests.>The other woman, who asked to remain anonymous, told Stuff a young man went into the centre to get a defibrillator, but came back and said “no, they wouldn’t give it to us”. A passing cyclist then went in to ask for the device, but was knocked back also.
Why the fuck are there beer cans in the river FossThis kind of shit makes me almost uncontrollably angry Humans just don't give a fuck basically
the larger the city the more we stray from god
>>157716328>A person exercising at a nearby Anytime Fitness eventually ran out with the gym’s defibrillator, but it was applied twice to no avail, and the good Samaritan said she believes it may have saved the man’s life if it had been immediately provided by the medical centre.>Ms McInroe said emergency services told her that the young couple had gone into the centre for help a combined eight times, and she told RNZ she was “utterly disgusted” by the centre’s response.>“I didn’t fully understand the resistance that was coming from the medical centre because I kept saying, ‘where are they? Why haven’t they come down?'” she said.>“You’d expect better from a medical centre, wouldn’t you? Oh, it’s just mind-blowing. Their lack of humanity… I’m just sickened. Doctors are under oath to assist. It’s beyond belief.”>Header image: The scene of the man’s death (supplied).your thoughts kiwibros?
>>157716331if there were beer cans in the river it'd be the river foster's iykwim haha
No regard No regard whatsoever
Why would you chuck an empty can into the river foss Should be a criminal offence York won't turn into derby hopefully
saar it's they culcha they're just treating it like they would the ganges it means they feel at home and are settling in fine :)
that's what it is it's literally tourists mostly chuck a can into the river Foss, because I don't live here so it doesn't affect me. Well it affects me and nature in general
The York tourist tax should be like £50 a visit in my opinion
if i could replace all tourists with a million little chavs from tang hall, or the west side of acomb, I would do so in a heartbeat
bouldering aka the crossfit of gen z isn't even relevant anymore lmaolast year people talked about it was 2025hyrox has taken over now (will also be memed to death and killed off before 2030)
CrossFit and hyrox are both extremely deano climbing is primal. I get a massive buzz out of clinging on to holds
>>157716893I'm wondering if you are trolling at this pointOr just severely low IQ
how is that trolling? ask anyone. bouldering had it's moment in the sun exactly like crossfit but nobody talks about it now. hyrox is everywhere in the mainstream (it's also cringe, I'll admit that)
The masterpiece belongs to the dead There are microphones under your bed
>>157717325no because climbing strength answers for itself. You SHOULD realistically be good at climbing. CrossFit mate I don't really care, it might be some yank thing They are not comparable
>>157717325kek just saw there's even a thread up about it on /sp/ right now and by a sri lankan who clearly isn't interested in setting foot in /cric/ >>157714410bouldering at peak popularity could never
>hyrox Deano my son
iambic you are a massive wanker
tennis is such a tarq sport but the only exception to this is australia where every player they have is a bogan. always got my nogging joggin that
tennis is a great sport. I am at the height of my powers at the moment If I were prime minister I would make padel illegal over night
found another elite doubles partner to do all the work have we
no I prefer singles tennis We can dance if you want I would just like repeatedly fire forehands at that backhand
I'm really good you'd be humiliated lmao
until you break
>>157717903bring it on
Glad my dad made me good at tennis One of his crowning accomplishments
not a classy sport. dominated by eastern """europeans""" and african americans
>>157718066Meds IMMEDIATELY
aren't blacks famously bad at tennis?
>Cricket stops>Zachy spamming /cric/ with dozens of postsreally gets me thinking
https://youtu.be/1pqST5kfOjU?is=2Q7Fpg0y6YorpVKH
zachy gets too much hateliterally the backbone of /cric/most of it's probably countysperg still seething about getting bullied at the last meet
>>157718305Er noStop trying to be racist you couchy neek
I don't think there is anything to call between zverev and Ben Shelton It could go either way Basically a coin toss I won't be betting on either
>>157718488>posts the one exception from 100 years agoI never took redditovic fanboys seriously and this is more proof they aren't the sharpest
I like how bnob asked for the Mexico itinerary and exposed it to be yet another terrible effort. yjk bard uses AI plus reddit and never puts enough thought into his plans
>>157718881What would your route through Mexico and Central America be then Zachy? x
>anybody in the world who gives me a bit of banter for my posts is one person
>Nato jet scrambled to Lithuania ‘drone threat’ turns out to be flock of birdsthe absolute state of europe. anyway, cricket
the suspense is killing me
Meghan and Harry have been enjoying British country life with their children, as they were seen splashing in muddy puddles and walking the dogs in the woods in a new Instagram video.So why exactly does this ginger Tarq twat prince harry not have to work, when everyone else does?
The rest of us have to pick up our pathetic little life tokens
who /canning & sun-dryingTomatoes/ in cric??
more Reddit than bouldering
bouldering: the hyrox of 2023
Oi Sebbo how's the cess pit going mate?
War soon You could have stopped it If only you had listened
42 year old first gen jeet '''''doctor'''' with the typical head bobbing scammer's accent posting cartoon frogs btw
K-k-kick the king out of Jericho I'm about to kick your arse up and down the street
>>157720071could be worse, could be zachy
>>157720580>Weak, chubby hanglet fingers typed this post
>could be worse, could be zachyhttps://youtube.com/shorts/JoGh_Hva3Fc?is=GAXVzLE8CKalHfhe
>fatit's clearly an ironic title. he's decently built - those arms are certainly wider than your whole body
https://youtu.be/PyrSp4Y1LVE?feature=sharedYep
I can't do this anymore..the office life Basically being married to people that if you met once at a party you would never see again Horrifyingly unnatural Is 70 Avax-avalanche enough to make it?
>>157722171oh just bore off you retarded fat neek
looks like I got a bit too close to the bone there, not that that's hard KEK (because of your toothpick arms)
leave him alone
you can't even do 20 pull-upsand cant even bench 2.5 plate Fat neek
Headed to Texas where it's safe and dryThe ground is rough but so is life
>parsiq has dropped 99.9% in value since its 2021 peak, going from $2.61 to $0.00035>avax has dropped 95% in value since its 2021 peak, going from $148 to $7.40lmao no wonder he turned into an alchie living in a bedsit his mum bought him. but why did he even fall for the shitcoin meme in the first place? is he really that low iq? i thought it was just a /cric/ joke
dear oh dear. forgot about that. parsiq was a real 'Estimated IQ: 72 (below average)' moment
>>157724003kek noticed that too. was ok up until around 2021, then he went completely off the deep end due to his failed investments
its not a bedsitit's an airy and well-presented one bedroom flat you're actually the bedsit because all you do is go to bed and sit, you couchy neek
why are you angry that I have parents who can afford to buy me a property? It should make you feel blessed
If I was prime minister I would outlaw delivery drivers over night
>kek noticed that too. was ok up until around 2021, then he went completely off the deep end due to his failed investmentshttps://youtu.be/i5LYyYKWobM?si=SIOI38osMxHU3u-i
>>157724003HAHAHA it's magic How well noticed. You genious So goodTell us more. You online king, you
>geniousDeary me
War soon Get ready https://youtu.be/-XKISfh9aek?is=l0hjlfsPGtZWryrI
>>157725217FOY
How can your 20mm max hang be so low, but you so smug?
>shadman
>>157724898seething
>>157725821to be fair i'd be pretty seething too if i'd pumped tens of thousands of grandad's inheritance into shitcoins and ended up with almost nothing
>people still replying to zachybot
might be colder in a few months aka the cure - endsong season
I wouldn't put inheritance into crypto Everything you say is just so wrong You really are a stupid Anglo neek with fat useless fingers
I like zachy but I don't think he ever earned a penny in his life desu. simply didn't have to. mummy and grandpa sorted it all
yeah I fucking wish
Dam the houthis are really moving They could unironically take Riyadh
will never happen because nothing good ever happens
the boys are back in town
how’s cric using proto-AGI for their gain¿
idk but I know we'd love to be post-YFO
Saudi Arabia government needs to be overthrown desu Absolute joke of a country
oh good alchy b about to turn into the drunk uncle at the dinner table telling everyone how much he knows about geopol
oh bore off you hanglet neek I have work in the morning Man can't catch a break
me¿ got 6 (six) astra agents working for me rn while I shitpost on cric ngl
that’s 6 bards in cric parlance**
Milotic
go on then alchy btell us all about the intricacies of arab society and what it means for europe
can't be arsed
he was based
Zverev on his way
based Zverev stopping servin' by serving and YFOing that freak
bet the BNOY Brothers (the pozzie and that peewee nonce) are seething
about what
>>157719285at least we're not speaking russian
you’re welcome ;))
>dooms the world to degeneracy>overthrows anyone who tries to free themselves>you’re welcome ;)
>>157734877hes not american
>>157735076>>157735076>>157735076
