No girls allowed>Scoresflashscore.com/tennis>ScheduleAlexander Zverev and Benjamin Shelton face off in the US Open final. Meanwhile the coveted NÖ Open comes to a close in Tulin an der Donau.>Streamshttps://freestreams-live1g.pk/jokertvguide.sx/tennis-10---9d321bb2.htmlhttps://vkvideo.ru/@popovodutennisa/liveshttps://tennisonline.im/https://www.vipleague.tv/Previous>>157685762
If it ain’t white, it ain’t right.
It starts... (the seething)
>>157695035>Alexander Zverev and Benjamin Shelton face off in the US Open final. Meanwhile the coveted NÖ Open comes to a close in Tulin an der Donau.and next week? David's Cupsand then we go to china/china, japan!/china, china
>>157695074what about off-white?
>>157695035Does this count as Buck Breaking? Or is it more like Hapa Hammering?
What AFL team does Shelton support?
>>157695310he's not a faggot
>>157695329calm down
>>157695355clam up
>>157695393clam chowder down
something wrong with br*ts
>>157695462Let the record show this is not the inventor of clam up
Benjamin BonziTomas MachacQuentin HalysJesper De JongRafael JodarJakub MensikFlavio CobolliLorenzo SonegoQuentin HalysAlejandro TabiloLuciano DarderiBotic Van De Zandschulp Karen KhachanovBen Shelton
Shelty owes me sex
I cannot imagine a human being male or female who has that opinion
>>157695642both miss buse to really test him, but maybe shelly will buse
>draws not out for anything in ASIA yet>Sinner not in Laver Cup>probably another month without Sinner, maybe even skips Shanghai since he's got the Career Golden Masters already
I do not understand how he hits this shot at 1:23, like the actual mechanics of it, how does the ball go where it goes from where he is and the way it swings at it:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pIbqXVaV04&t=83sI think the ball's attached with a very thin filament string to a drone being piloted by Shelton Sr.
The only person who has given Zverev a scare was the fella last Monday in Sonego.. so credit is due that he's been doing very well
>>157696374Thank God
Im gonna go hit against the wall in a bitDo any of you guys play
why not watch doubles final.former american prospect Harrison is playing
>>157696536I would assume most of the general plays casual tennis at least somewhat often
>>157696536Yeah but there's no walls to hit on in my city
>>157697289What keeps the roofs up
>>157696672Men's doubles is gay sorry
>>157697368doors
>>157698181absolute DOG of a woman
The most egregious violation I’ve yet seen
>>157696536yeah but it sucks playing in summer in the south
>>157698181
>>157697368This is an outdoor sport, sweaty. But for real what I wouldn't give for a 25 foot block wall with 3 sides that I can work on spacing and timing against
>>157696430Halys erasure
>>157695074
>>157699085
>>157699107
>>157699127
that's enough
Oh lord we’ve picked up a schizoFootball season is over let’s pack it up
which country are south asia based x profiles usually from? Some of the most retarded tennis takes are appearing on my feed and I'd like to know which country to never visit.
Ben should just yell "NIGGER" every shot instead of a grunt to prove he really is black.
>>157699843Indonesia and Malaysia
>>157699843Is it true that all seamonkeys are gambling addicts? Might go hand in hand with their retarded opinions. It's always addicts blowing up social media pages of any player.
Back from wall hittingDrenched in sweat even though its only 92WewThere was an elderly couple that definitely miring my sweet strokes
>>157695035>Meanwhile the coveted NÖ Open comes to a close in Tulin an der DonauTennis fact: Both finalists of this renowned event (Joao Lucas Reis Da Silva and Mika Brunold) are openly gay. #wholesome
>>157700287Two gays? What do they put in the water in the Donau?
>>157699954noted>>157700037probably, but this was less gambling related seethe and more low iq stuff like one crash out about if medvedev was born in the 80s he'd have 20 majors. Random shit like that.
>>157699154
>>157700447lol Medvedev raters are usually delusional but that's a new one
>>157700486I think it's fringe nolefam schizos who are using llms now. Other gems include Ruud winning most RG titles in the 2000s and Fritz equalling Sampras's wimbledon record instead of Federer if he played in that era.
>>157700690Let me guess, Berrettini would go for a career grand slam in the mid 2000s?
>>157699879Zverev should shout stuff like "Es ist aber frisch heute, oder?" or "Es is noch kein Meister vom Himmel gefallen" in order to prove that he's really German.
imagine if one of the grands slams suggests to change the order of the wammen's and men's finalslike what happened with the marathon at the olympics
>>157700088While you were gone I got in my backyard and worked my hand skills and volleys against the brick exterior of the house
>>157700941>final on SaturdayFine by me
>>157700986so players are ever slightly more tired while playing it and now you got match tiebreak instead of a fifth set at the next event (working up to just doing bo3)don't agree with such silliness
>>157700758kek
>makes blown out roasties shit their pants in rage
>>157701082>backwards capI have never seen such a young fellow
>>157701124Maybe hes a Khachanov fan
>>157700969Based improviser
>>157701141The idea of Khachanov having dedicated fans is too much to imagine even for shitposting. He's probably a runescaper getting excited for Davis Cup.
>>157701082Does he think going to wimmin's matches will help people think he's not an abuser?
>>157701190no we already know hes a chad
>>157700887He just needs to bring his muslim prayer mat and pray in the middle of points to prove he is German
>>157700969>>157701165I unironically got really good at slices and volleys as a kid playing tennis in a 15ft wide back garden with plastic chairs for a net.
>>157701400based I got good at them so my mother didn't consider me a failure
>>157701360Would still take up less time than the ball bouncing, no?
>>157701427>couldnt take a single setWas it the ball bouncing?
>>157701458If Khachanov had played in the quick serve and volley era he'd have multiple slams for sure
Why dont they just ban ball bouncing
>>157701508with footwork like his he'd have the slam record
>>157701588Tennis is more and more of an endurance and stamina sport nowadays. So they at least want to give players the chance to take pseudo-breaks by wasting time bouncing the ball or arranging their bottles or tying their shoelaces.
were you a wheelchair tennis grand slam champion would you be fine with getting introduced during a random changeover of the women's singles final
Maria in the house
>>157701588>everyone a no-bouncerbased
based kyrgoat would never waste time bouncing the ball a million times but they banned him
jake pawel is FAT
>>157701400There's a fence along the side yard that gives about 6 feet of space between it and the house. You can walk back and forth working do nothing volleys, put your butt against the fence and work on not flipping your racket behind you, work natural volley angles (forehand volley cross leads into a backhand volley back cross), work your body shot volleys, half volley pickups, all the classic shots. Then in the yard proper, you can feed and then jog toward the "net" (wall) and work reflex volleys, slices, unnatural angles, flat volleys (my favorite because you don't have to do anything but point the strings), overheads, half volleys, and even droppers.
>>157702115using a continental grip for your volleys I hope anon
>>157701672I meanWhat else can you ask for
We rag on doubles but come to think of it how many other serious sports run some mickey mouse cripples comp alongside the main draw and allow them to chip off some of the prize moneyTennis is being bled dry
>>157702584bit longer introduction at the beginning of the match for example
>>157702681There was someone in a wheelchair at the start
>>157702708That was a guy who survived falling from the top floor of the towers.
marcel latak is not a girl because he played with the boys
He's kind of got that Jodar build
Just found out you can use arrow keys and space to go next on captchas
>>157695035I was neutral about the final. but considering all that anti white nonsense I've heard. I fully support zverez.
>>157703395shelton is white
>>157703482Certainly more than he is black
>>157703482I didn't mind that he was a mutt, but it's apparently a big deal for the anti white racists that sheldon is "black", so I hope their "black" king will lose.
I need Shelton to win for America.
>>157705568She looks like a spinster librarian that was turned by a witch into a mouse and then back into a spinster librarian
>>157705568>rough and tumble guyis this French for "nigger"?
>>157705568>against one who just keeps passing the ball backWhere have we seen this before
>>157705691Fraudovicbros, our legacy...
CHAD
>>157706775social media vindicated. personally i enjoy the mexican stance on the one-drop question: mexican = 100% mexican born and raised and currently living in mexico. grew up in texas? no mexican. lived in the states for a while such that your accent has changed slightly? mexican status REVOKED.
>>157705568she is a hardcore nadal fan btw. nadal fans are the most retarded fans
I will be the most obnoxious USA USA USA poster in /atp/ if big shelly wins tomorrow.
>>157695035worst tennis final in history? or just worst in recent memory?
>>157703482no
>>157705568zverev would beat the shit out of this woman, and then for a second time after reading what she said
>>157695035>Zverev might get a second major title on the heels of his biggest competition either exiting early or missing out entirelydon't blow it
>>157695035>cheer for a mutt or a g*rm*nhard choice
>>157705568>calls Zverev a pusherShe’s right bros we can’t deny her truthpill
>>157705568i kind of agree both are boring but still>>157705586lmao
>>157707869She's just one of those millenials raised with le handsome southern European men propagandaNo women will ever care about sports
>>157707869>this final is shit because both players are boring >"must be because she likes nadal"this is the power of french education
>>157709205its not hardsieg heil
The tranny lost, Ryan destroyed Conor and tomorrow, Zverev beats the monkey, the left is on a losing streak
>>157710792>>157711101Calm down chudlets
>>157705568and thus in terms of pure tennis, the entire WTA should be dismantled
Hoping for something close but I'm afraid Zverev might bootyblast Shelton
Hoping for a bootyblasting but I'm afraid it might be something close
Alexander Zverev just won the US Open, he's talking to the crowd, in front of NYC's supreme leader Zoran Mamdani>First of all congratulations to little Benny, I hope you made Dennis proud, second killing children isn't based or just a mistake, it's a severe crime, women in America always talk about equal rights, but for those bitches I have equal lefts too>That's all, you can move on and cheer for me
Just went for a 20 min marathon cycle. Feel sick
I think we're getting a AAA, AABA or BAABB
>>157712896Or an ANSD, ANGD, ANGK or ANGB
>>157695035lesgo germanbro avenge my alcatrinni
>>157712896Yeah probably AAA or AABA, but knowing A, the other scenario would logically follow ABABA
Look at you, Ben. I mean it—take a look. The energy, the raw power, the 140-mile-an-hour serve, the endless biceps flexing. It’s adorable, really. You bring so much noise to the court. The crowd loves it, the media loves the little phone celebration—honestly, it’s top-tier entertainment. You’re a phenomenal athlete, Ben. Truly. In almost any other timeline, you’d probably be lifting this trophy on Sunday.But that’s the tragedy of your career, isn't it? You had the absolute misfortune of playing in my era.While you were busy jumping around with that hyperactive college-football hype, relying on brute force, some of us were perfecting actual tennis. You hit a ball hard; I construct masterpieces. You flex for the camera; I win points before you’ve even finished your recovery step. It’s not your fault. You’re a lion—just born into an age where the zookeeper already owns the key.So, when we walk out onto Arthur Ashe for this final, don't be nervous. I’m actually going to do you a massive favor. I know how much you value your health and your bright, shining future. That’s why I promise to make Sunday fast and painless. Think of it as a mercy routine. Three swift sets, a polite handshake at the net, and you can get back to your little celebrations while the grown-ups take the hardware.I want you to hold your head high after I sweep you off the court. Keep serving big, keep shouting at your box, and keep telling yourself you’re the future. Just remember: as long as I’m standing here, the present is already fully booked. Enjoy the runner-up trophy, kid. It’s going to look great on your mantle.
>>157712983He has two Bens to ward off in NYC, it's 1v2
>>157712983Thanks Chatgpt kek
>>157713084Whaaat? Say it isn't so, Macedonianbro.
Are we allowed to talk about biologically born males in this thread?
>>157713345That man is not a member of the Association of Tennis Professionals and is therefore offtopic
>>157713404Fair.
If you ever get mice in the kitchen, deal with it immediately
But seriously, how is this so close? Every single stat points towards Zverev obviously winning.
>>157713660bookies have an internal choke rating
>>157713671They didn't seem to have one for the RG final when he was more likely to choke given the circumstances. Now he already has one under his belt and he has spent way less time on court in recent matches. The crowd is a meme.
>>157701124>>157701190You fuckers would've stood no chance against Mr. Durden in his prime
>>157713632Our mouse would evade the traps so I cornered it on the kitchen counter and crushed it against the wall using a bottle of beer.
>>157713660Shelton looks more impressive and flashy, and Z is a bit more shaky than usual. Now their matchup (their h2h and Z's record against lefties) is so heavily in Zverev's favour that those factors shouldn't really affect the result. The only factor I think might be important is the crowd being 100% for Shelton.Also the premier YouTube analyser Gill the Gross has Shelton in 5 (but as a reminder he had Cobolli in 5 for the RG final and he had Jodar winning the whole US Open lol)
>>157713979>Also the premier YouTube analyser Gill the Gross has Shelton in 5Starting to think he just throws out wacky predictions like Jodar winning USO because it gets people talking and generates more attention.
>>157713979>but as a reminder he had Cobolli in 5 for the RG finalhe was close, zverev tried his best to choke it away but cobolli wouldn't let him. shelton is far more clutch than cobolli so it should be interesting at least.
>>157714146>shelton is far more clutch than cobolliI always think it's bullshit whenever anyone brings this up. Everyone is nervous in their first slam final, no exceptions. Sinner himself was nervous as fuck in his, and would've lost in straights if Medvedev wasn't ultra gassed.
>>157714304it's not about not being nervous but how you respond to it
https://youtu.be/RyA1KMoqHKsJamie murray’s such a woofter man
Still don’t get how at 12 and “one of the top 3 kids in europe a coach can “give you the yips” on your forehand and you can’t fix that in the 30 years since
>>157714356>1.6 million views after 2 monthsThey're doing way better than I thought with this channel.
If novak had just taken the vaccine he never would have developed long covid and he'd still be elite
>>157714708That's the only one I've seen but it's kind of interesting. EBAM says he hasn't hit a serve for 9 months.
>>157714726Shut the fuck up you disingenuous nigger. He's never had "long covid"
where's the dutchmun with his pithy catchphrase when you need him?
>>157715397calm down
>>157714012Not everything is a conspiracy. The man likes taking some risks when predicting stuff, that's all.
>>157705568Based Boris
Is this the slowest thread for a grand slam final ever?
>>157716612It's 4 hours away. I don't even want to start drinking yet
>>157716704I’ve already had 4 beers and suffered 2 hours of the greatest cure for insomnia known to man (formula uno). I don’t think I’m gonna make it
Basketball
>>157716995>>157716995new
>>157717119saaaaar
>>157717166calm down
>>157717254go watch mancunts footballing then
Kind of caught a 2nd wind with that 5th beer ngl
>drinking good goy
>>157715508It doesn't have to be a conspiracy. Just think he intentionally leans into the "crazier" leans he has at times because that's more interesting than predicting the obvious outcomes. Obviously he won't start saying that Trungelliti wins the whole thing. If you happen to be right about an outlandish prediction you look like a genius in retrospect. Nobody cares about correctly predicting Sinner to dismantle some shitter.
>>157717661Clam up
>complain about drinkingfag
>>157717749my wife only lets me have two miller lites on weekends
>>157717806and then she pegs you too
>>157717826I'll bet his wife is a better doubles partner than you
>>157717604>caught a 2nd windThat's a strange sort of Fery that has a sail..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jl8iYAo90pE
Enya kekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_mlmyhoVMA
>>157718641you've aids
>>157718316I'll bet
>>157718499>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjvImL06_1kguess the original dutchanon, you should know
Zverev win 6-3 6-2 6-3
Zverev wins 6-2 4-6 7-6 (10) 6-2
Whoever wins... we lose
>>157718979>guess the original dutchanon, you should knowtempted, but it isn't like they aren't known in other countries too
Time to post slags before the final
>>157719010I could see this with ben being nervous
Which of the botez sisters is your favorite and could you beat them at chess?
>>157719695Can you explain the relation to todays matches at Tulin an der Donau?
>>157718674My ears work better with the aids in
What the hell? Richard Krajieck's son Austin is on the Davis Cup team?
ThisSo much this
>>157719833Yes, only pawns play atp challengers, and I'm playing the queens gambitAre you sacrificing the Rock?
>>157719986I’ll be conquering the Rock if I can find Andrea’s leaks again
>>157719981Is two women getting slapped about a bit once or twice really worth this hullabaloo? He didn’t rape or kill anyone.
>>157719981Imagine dedicating your entire existence to destroying a man that hasn't even faulted you personally. If he had directly or indirectly killed his loved one i would understand but this is metal illness. Or he's doing it simply to stay relevant
>>157719981Who the hell is Nina?
>>157720001I have them, maybe not all>>157720104Ninadrama
>>157720104Apparently the women who bravely heckled DVerev in Australia way back in January 2025
As a Zed lifelong I say he wins in 5
Do I get banned if I post some links of the the queen mating?
>>157720817nah
Worst promo pick of all time?
>>157721038I miss Sinner
>>157721338I don't
The funny thing is the botez sisters are smarter than any tennis player, at least Alexandra
I’m tapping the sign so hard and it’s not doing anything
sex
>>157721778What sign?
>>157721413
Which song would you choose as your entrance if you're were Ben or Sasha?
Ben. Look at me for a second. Put down the phone—and no, I don't mean your actual phone, I mean that little "dialed in" gesture you do after an ace. Save the theatricals. Look me in the eye and listen carefully.I came into the locker room because I owed you a moment of pure honesty before we walk out under those lights. You’re young, loud, and full of explosive American energy. The crowd adores you. You jump high, hit that lefty serve at 150 miles an hour, and feel unstoppable. It’s cute. It reminds me of myself years ago, when I thought raw hype could conquer the world. But today isn't about hype, Ben. Today is about reality.I have two pieces of news for you before the coin toss. One bad, one good.Let’s start with the bad news. I am going to beat you today. Completely, utterly, and systematically. I’m going to neutralize that serve, drop my returns deep at your feet, and drag you into grueling twenty-shot rallies until your lungs burn. I’ll dissect your rhythm and show you what separates a viral sensation from a seasoned veteran. You aren't winning this match. There is no timeline, no magic momentum shift, no crowd chant that changes the outcome. The result is already decided.I see that look in your eyes. You want to prove me wrong. But before you lose your temper, listen to the good news.The good news is that it’s going to be extremely fast and painless.I’m not going to play with my food. I will execute with surgical precision. Straight sets. Minimal damage. Before your arms even get tired, before sweat fully soaks your shirt, it will be over. You’ll be off the court, showered, and planning your next flight before the night crowd finishes their drinks. I’m going to make your defeat so clean that you won't even feel the sting.Think of it as a mercy, Ben. A masterclass in record time. Keep your head high, walk out there, and when it’s over in an hour, pick up that imaginary phone and tell your team Sascha kept his promise.
Sashahttps://youtu.be/xW17jtkjvvgBenhttps://youtu.be/Dsct-TZ26Pw
>>157722418Didn't read that shit, Пeдик
>>157722070for Z;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7OUDLlCOPMfor Benhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GC_X_tI5kA
>>157713660Stats said the same about the Alcaraz gameBookies have to hedge bets to make money, an upset could clear them out with the wrong odds
do girls post here too?
>>157722418>—
Zverev can't lose with this onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbB3iGRHtqA
>>157722607Now I feel honor bound to root for Zverev
>>157722561Cool, I like it
>>157722607Only some fat Malaysian centuries ago. But i think it might have been just a dude posting his gf
>>157722607Imagine being so bored with your life to search "anyone but Zverev" on X
8 minutes to game time
Really scared for Z trying to keep with Benny's serves. Only solace is his cardio level much better
>>157722947could watch women's tennis too if i wanted to waste a couple of hours
>>157723069Shouldnt you be working?
I swear to God, left wingers are more obsessed about race than open racists
>sinnersuh oh the chuds on /tv/ aren't going to like this
of course they have a nigger singing the anthem
Who would be Zverev and Ben if they were chess players?Zverev was once like Levy Roman, close but never GM, but now? And who is Ben?
>wake up at 4am>open up the tenny>get some brotha from the hood singing about America with some other guy dancing in the cornerI could've snoozed a few more minutes
>>157723218Rozman stupid autocorrection
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AyNcCR_zJUY
>>157723240They should have let the Onkelz play
4:09am and they're not even on court yet
>Amerifires
2nd meme slam let’s go Alexander
>Zverev loses because he gets frustrated that muricans boo his ball bouncing
>Bogovic umpinggrim
>>157723472Belgian legend Blockx is already out
Zverev is for me similar to Boris Gelfand, both late successful. Ben could be Hans Niemann, I bet he loves anal beads too
Listen to that noise, Ben. Take it all in. The whole stadium is screaming your name. They love the underdog story—the huge left hand, the chest-thumping, the chaos. They came here expecting a fairytale. Another glorious chapter in the rise of Ben Shelton.Look around. Every round you’ve won, every tiebreak you survived, every explosive ace you fired—it was all just prologue. Because under these lights, the story changes. Your journey ends today.You’ve had a great run. You’ve dazzled the commentators, overwhelmed opponents with that kick serve, and ridden an unstoppable wave. But waves don’t break through granite, Ben. They shatter against it. And today, I’m the granite.You think 145 miles per hour down the T will scare me? I’ve faced the biggest servers this sport has ever produced. I know how to absorb thunder and send it straight back—heavy, deep, and right at your feet. Every weapon you brought here? I’ve already taken it apart in my head.This isn’t just another match. This is your ceiling. Raw athleticism is about to collide with discipline, experience, and patience. I haven’t just prepared for you. I’ve solved you. I know where you serve under pressure. I know what happens to that forehand when the rallies get physical. I know exactly when your patience starts to crack.So enjoy this crowd while you can. Bounce the ball. Spin the racket. Hype yourself up for the cameras. Do whatever makes you feel ready.But when the umpire calls play, remember what I told you right here at the net: the fairytale is over.Give me everything you’ve got, Ben.Because when this match ends, you’re packing your bags.
Kind of bizarre that they had all those ultra late matches at the USO and yet now the 2 finals are both early on with the men's 2 hours earlier than the women's final. This is Wimbledon starting time tier
Instead of watching tennis I'm forced to listen to John and Patrick McEnroe suck Ben's dick as the greatest American prospect who will definitely break the drought DID YOU KNOW IT'S BEEN 23 YEARS SINCE RODDICK
Based Roddick will be keeping his record today
>>157723632Kind of wrecked my day tooI was going to do some stuff right now but then this
it's Sheltover
I want zvegoat to kill him so bad that shelton develops the worst kind of depression there is
>>157723731it also clashes with the first weekend of NFL games. You would think they would have made sure this tournament was a week earlier to avoid that
>>157721509
Let's fucking go 1. d4
>Buckbroken on the first gameIt's over
>>157723632Good. Im not staying up late with the risk of a nigger potentially winning. The JewS Open planners knew evros would think like this
>Shelton is going to open by dropping a service gameOh no lol
>>157723812It's always on the first NFL weekend
KAMAN SHELTY
I hope he bounces the ball extra long every single point. Fuck this audience
Too easy.Boy against man
I wonder if the American cucks will give Zverev hell or nope
>>157723845>openHAHBECAUSE IT'S THE US OPENHAH
"Ben is clutch and won't get nervous," they said
Lmao Zverev will watch the other guy implode for a change
that was fastgg sascha
kek the mutt is already buckbroken
Oof, that's going to hurtIs Shelton a /strongmind/ or a KWAB?
Can Zverev win Wimbledon and complete the career slam?
>>157723912LMAO
holy buck breaking...
Fuck the haters, I like the way Sasha grunts.>heh-AAAAH>yeaaHHh
>>157723897Based.
Are Zverev’s two major paths the two weakest ever? That’s crazy.
shelton finna get fucked like a ten dollar hooker
>>157723954not if sinner or carlos are in the tournament
>>157723978Zvereb has not haters.He is loved by all big3s, they all praise him hugely and the fanbases follow through
>not shotclock on camerapussies
muttbros...it's already over
No booing, no whistling, no heckling. The Cuckmericans even cheer for Sasha, Ben has no chance kek
>>157723990Corolla is top20 on clay
Shelton looking out of his depth hereBro needs to cook gang fr fr
>>157724007>not if sinnerSnigger will get whats coming his way dw
Shelton will have PTSD when he hears those ball bounces
>switch from football for a second to check score>the mighty unbreakable mutt is broken in the first game>switch back to footballIt’s more over than you could possibly believe
>architect spotted
>Shows a plane flying with buildings behindDo they want to make Americans have a panic attack?
>>157723949He's an uncle Tom, not even his girlfriend is in his box today
>>157723860it's poor scheduling tho, no tennis really until the masters now and yet they schedule a final so it clashes with the first weekend NFL matches
Charlie died for this
>>157723632so glad it's not starting at 10 or somethin
Someone make this with America's flag and Ben's face
Where is the real best American player (Sebastian Korda)?
I hope Shelton wins, it would be cool for an american to win it since its their birthdy year
>>157724088>not even gfWhy?
>>157724106>serb flagsWhere did those glory hunters go?
>>157724105wagecucks getting a relieve for all their upcoming hard work, it's the little things in life that keep them going
>>157724103He just needs a few more tournaments to unrust properly and he'll be back in business. More curious if Jason is properly fit by AO.
>>157724118Such a dark horse you can't even see him
Zverev really is the king of his generation.
>>157724118Preparing for Wimbledon
>>157724148novax was samefagging
>>157723908we're talkin' cheering Z's double faults level of support
Spent a significant amount of effort syncing Nikola's commentary with the shitty stream im watching
>>157724163That’s a long way off. He’s got serious problems if he’s not fit by then.
>applauding a double fault
There's going to be only serves and absolutely no rallies lmao
He reaches Becker's 6 in 2029, let's go
>>157724204But they cheer his points as well, you guys give Luke Littler more hell at home than the murricans Zverev
Everyone called Novak the vulture, when Zverev was the real one all along.
Commentators already complaining about the ball bouncing
>>157724276Why? I find it comfy.Don't like rushed tennis.
>>157724121Commentary said she's in Washington
>>157724271Novak walked so Zverev could run
*bounces ball*
>>157724276>have serve clock>umps dont actually pay attention to it>calling violations is completely arbitrary
>>157724297Typically Novak fan, Roger and Nadal hated these shenanigans against the serb
>Sascha getting ahead early on
>>157723812Or like I said just have the final on Labour Day Monday
>>157724335Federer hated Nadal’s time wasting too he just didn’t chimp out about it
Zverev almost took that ballgirl's head off with that backhand return
Is Grug the only entertaining tennis player now? Binner is boring, Zverev is a servebot and Novak is an old man now.
i'm watching the final!
Imagine if Zed wasn't gatekeeping these shitters.Cobolli-Shelton double would be the low point of tennis since the late 90s or whatever.Also shame on the Sinncaraz for allowing such mediocrity, shame.
>>157724276Two bounces
why would (((they))) start this at 2 local though, and not like 4
>>157724335I am a Nadal fan, and i dont mind it.
>>157724378>sinner is so boring why doesnt he make fornite celebrations after points just like el carlito
are black genes receding? Shelton isn't that black
>>157724389We should have had sonego playing today
>>157724378>Binner is boringJust say you hate tennis
>>157724354Rightfully so, no need to play fucking slow
shelton's kit is quite apropos. a white canvas with a sullying black spot
>>157724378Sinner is just hitting hard, Alcaraz is anticipating and sees patterns, he's like Magnus
>>157724417They want that non-existing German audience
>>157724378I enjoy Tiafoe i gotta be honest
>>157724461Based ON
>>157724461Whoa
>>157724417my guess is they didn't want to compete with Sunday night Footbalk, which is also on ESPN and in the NYC area
>>157724469More Germans will watch the NFL on RTL than Zverev in Germany, it's not even in freetv
i dont know shit about dennis :DDD zverev is gonna fry this nigga thoughbeit
When you watch the game you don't see Alcaraz but when you watch Alcaraz, you see the game
There is some mindgames going on with these long bouncing of the balls. I never expected this would be used at all in a game of Sinnet
Chokerev has arrived ahead of schedule
that was the nicest point scored this match
Go Shelly!
>>157724552Pure
My take is the only reason Zverev farms the field is that nobody besides Carlos and Jannik knows how to actually take command of a pointKINOOOOOOOO
We could be watching a Blockx - Grug final instead of this.
Ben looks so serious now
Did u see that mutt smirk?!
>>157724577kek
Zed would straight set double bagel this nigga in Madrid
>low camera angleno
New Yorkers need to get that weed smell up
If Shelton wins the US media will start frothing and yell "a BLACK man won the US open! America is not racist y'all!"And if Zverev wins he'll probably make some gay speech denouncing the AFD.
>>157724606Why because the nigger is immune?!
>>157724577phwoar
his serve is so busted man nigga got a rocket in his elbow
The demoralizing hold to crush shelton’s spirit
George Floyd vs Charlie Kirk ahh final
Does Shelton have a BWC or a BBC? Discuss
>>157724574This is the take anyway. Zverev is nowhere near the level of Sinner and Alcaraz but is far better than the rest. If it wasn't for Tiafoe emptying the gas tank on the second set on Thursday he'd be here rn..Shelton is no better than Cobolli, Medvedev, Tiafoe imo. But could probably FAA is a game. You need more than just servebotting
>>157724621Based
Imagine your first chance to see your boy win a Slam and Cuckmericans cheer for every point of your opponent. Your gf can't even be bothered to show up
ClutchrevCommentators seething about the ball bouncing again, would make for a fun drinking game to take a shot whenever they bring it up
look at that black queen
>>157724683BMX
It was only a matter of time before tennis entered into this servebot phase. Maybe they should ban second serves for player of 7 feet
Ben Shelton kinda looks like a dolphin
>>157724683TAC, that's why his girl is in Washington right now
>>157724536tennis is slavcoded
>>157724693Well, it’s different when your gf has a real job and is not just some influencer
>>157724697Doesn't even take that long.What the hell do they want? Random Kyrgios type shit?
Shelton has no answers for Zverev zombie tennis
>>157724731No player is 7 feet, not even close, maybe Opelka
He was black, Ben Shelton?
Why are mixed race women beautiful but mixed race men look like Shrek?
>>157724690>You need more than just servebottingTruth. It's depressing to watch so many players with exceptional ball striking capacity play like rec players tactically.
>>157724693Shes playing a professional sports match also
>>157724693she's in Zverev's hotel room, waiting
>>157724788Red heads also have this issue
>>157724782unironically me reading this thread
>>157724788You're heterosexual?
>>157724799Is she winning? I bet she's better than her boyfriend
Ben please win
>>157724833Praying that he wins. Terrified.
Zverev so bored he's dumping balls into the net
>>157724844Nobody watches womens soccer so idk
>>157724864She's the daughter of Dennis Rodman, he would literally kill Zverev
Zverev bouncing the ball is smart. Shelton is impatient and he just wants to hit the ball hard.
Fatnaldo there
>>157724880>women's socceri was hoping it was volleyball
Well really took Sinner vs Alcaraz finals for granted..
why are black people trying so hard to get recognized in tennis. Players and fans
what's with sexy mulatta muricans having stupid names like Chase or Trinity?
>>157724731Better of 6 feet, tennis needs the gnome era
>>157724924Do blacks care about tennis in America?
The only stream working for me is a Rusky one with a annoying Slav taking constantly like the KGB has a gun on his head if he stops for a second.At this rate, I'll speak fluent Russian by the time the Aussie open rolls in.
>>157724924They do that with everything nowIts not about tennis specifically
Double fault and the Cuckmericans didn't even heckle Zverev
lmao zverev what the fuck was that
>>157724944id assume they would, tennis is seen as posh and blacks love feeling rich
In a few years people will be like ‘Shelton actually made a slam final once’. The new Fritz.
>>157724922Never want to hear any cazzie whine about too much Jason vs Charles again.
The only black tennis player I respect is the one and only Jo Wilfried Tsonga. Unc could have stayed fat after retirment bro is on roids now
>>157724944Ive begun to see them at the local court in the park even. Never noticed it before this year and I live in a very white area. so they're definitely driving 20-30 mins to get there
Just got back from seeing the new Shaun the sheep kino at the cinema. How did our guy Ben get down a break already?
>>157725050He dropped his opening service gameNerves a contributer no doubt
How can the nigger miss such an easy forehand and the crowd even cheers
>>157725037He was Samoan I think
>>157724905why does he choose to be fat?
>>157724922>>157725028We warned them
Kek taking the ball that late and still shanking it
Carlos made tennis cool again and now black people want to be part of it
>>157724924kys
>>157724924blacks have a woman mindset
>>157725070True. And with zverev over the hump of winning a slam he probably has minimal nerves today.
I miss Shelton's dad coaching mic
I still rate Aliassime as the superior negro player
>this is the last grand slam match until 2027Where did the time go?
Goes to the net can't volley, this bum is shit
Sinner would have bottled Zverev by now
sheldon looks like an irish caricature
Young Sheldon getting raped
>>1577251682027 slams>Sinner>Zverev>Sinner>Sinner
>>157725168Bill Goldberg looking old
Yeah I never once rated Shelly
>>157725155Here you go>good job son>great serve>you got this>right here
Zverev doesn’t have to get out of his comfort zone at all. This will be over quickly. Bad matchup for Benny.
Maybe hot OVER the net
>>157725203True, kind of does
saschabros!
Post yfw when sascha wins in straight sets
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA losing a set with a double fault
There goes broccoli down the toilet HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
>double fault on set pointuh oh... insane aura loss for Benny Shelly
MORE TIME
I much prefer tiafoe to shelton. I hate faggots even more than blacks
>double faulting on set point>"Ben is clutch"
>>157725209Alcachad cygs you read it here first
>zverev winning>amerimutt losingperfect
oh benny shelly why imitate tfoo like that
Tommy Paul, now that's an American we all love and cherish.
How did Alcaraz lose to this mutant? Sonegro gave big Z a bigger battle.
If the crowd wasn't that shit they could make Zverev think but the cucks root for him almost equally. Even chess players face more hostile crowds
I sincerely hope Chokerev shows up or this will be one boring final
Its not like Zverev has done anything solid. He just knows what to do
a cerundolo had at least 3 doubles faults at his opponent's set point this us btw
>>157725308Sonegro is elite on the slams
>>157724629yes, and the russian will throw a fit
>>157724934Fery will lead the manlet uprising
Next American slam champion will be Martin Damm
>>157725310Tomorrow's news headlines will be about racism causing too little Shelton support.
>>157725324He just put himself in there
>>157725324>14%What the fuck
>>157725310Should’ve filled the stands with light skins from the Bronx
>>157725281This, but with unlocked Zverev. His era has just started.
FYI>Yes, a tennis serve from Alexander Zverev could theoretically kill a child under specific, highly precise medical circumstances. While tennis balls are light and flexible compared to baseballs or hockey pucks, the extreme speed of professional serves introduces a small but real risk of fatal injury if a vulnerable area is struck directly>A direct hit from a 130+ mph serve to a child's head or neck carries a risk of catastrophic injury. >Traumatic Brain Injury: While tennis balls lose speed as they travel through the air and bounce, a direct volley or erratic serve hitting a child's temple at short range could cause a severe concussion or intracranial bleeding>Airway or Arterial Collapse: A direct hit to the anterior neck could crush the larynx/trachea (cutting off the airway) or rupture the carotid artery, leading to rapid, fatal complications.
>>157725397too moist benny's not like that
based Zverev dabbing on le black
>>157695035Yeah this shit is over Zverev is barely tryingHow did Shelton beat Grugman, bros
Zverev is going to beat Shelton like he beats his women. Without mercy.
Has he taken his insulin yet? It's when things use to get shaky
>>157725422Shelton hit a 158 against Tiafoe
Its a weird time in NY rn because 1. The Subway Series is on rn between the Mets and Yankees in the Bronx. The US Open Finals is on too in Queens and in the other side of the Hudson, Giants will be playing the Cowboys in a few hours. Whilst there are bars probably showing the Jets game for their "Fans" if they have any. Too much sports to choose for one day its kinda nice
>>157725459Based
>>157725448Grug hit over 50 errors
>>157725467122, it was equipment malfunction
Ball bouncing mentioned again
>>157725397The crowd isn't really white either and when Eala played they were much more passionate
>>157725490Lol was it really
>>157725448Grug was on 63% power
>>157724965kek that guy is the worst, but luckily there's more options right now, this Caшa person has a pleasant enough voice and doesn't talk much during points, and she's not on now but another woman named Toшa is the least offensive onehttps://vksport.vkvideo.ru/live-212808533_456265929
>>157725448Grug realises brand deals makes you money, not winning tournaments. You don't have to win, you just have to be popular.
>>157725469Don't forget the Flying Dolphins will face the Chicaco Hot Dogs in the triple dunkaroo playoffs sponsored by Ozempic
>>157725469this is precisely why I will be taking a nap and miss most of it
>>157725255
They're making a big issue of big Z's ball bouncing...
>this is who’s carrying the torch for usTiafoe couldn’t have been worse than this
Why do Americans have the silliest sports? American football and baseball look goofy as hell.
>>157725506>>157725609Guarantee you these cucks would never dare to mention ball bouncing when Novak did it for 2 hours before an important point.
Why is zoomer mentality so weak?
>>157725635Because it's more theater than sport
Holy shit what a choke of a service game
This fag can't volley, can't hit a forehand and the stadium is half empty already
>>157725469is the NFL fun to watch? Never seen more than 5 minutes of it? Heard of the Giants and Cowboys
This Shelton guy man...
Ben is DRENCHED with sweatSascha looks like he just walked onto the court
>>157724301Hope he ditches that bitch come tomorrow. What kind of gf isn't there to watch her bf win his first grand slam?What could she possibly be doing that's more important on a sunday lmao
>>157725691But enough about 2020 Zverev
>can’t volley>approachesHigh iq play
>having to dig this deep to fucking hold serveFrankly, I’m depressed and ashamed
>>157725700watch redzone next week it's fun
>>157725700Yes, if you watch with friends. It's a simple sport and everybody can play it, fat guys, skinny guys, tall guys, short guys
Benjamin Shelton
>>157725700absolutely not
Johnny Mac saying Zverev is more comfortable and confident at the net than BenThat's fucking grim man
>>157725722Shelton, obviously
>>157695035Why does everything people act like Shelton is black? He’s the Mahomes of tennis. Actual blacks wouldn’t be comfortable with him dropping the gamer word
Shelton is temu Roddick
>>157725800Its like a little treat for the negros
Zero pressure from Shelton. You have to play closer to the baseline to pressure the pusher.
>>157725717Hot in New York. Sasha just isn't a heavy sweater
>>157725700I've only ever used NFL games for white noise for focus during hard college revisions. Its 3 hours of stop start action.
What is he thinking right now?
Actually embarrassing how small and weak Shelton looks. Zverev isn’t even breaking a sweat, it’s like a coach rallying with one of his students
>>157725827Barely over 25 degrees isn't hot
>>157725836>shhhhh don't tell anyone what happened here bitch or ill do it again!
>>157725836Retirement, hopefully. What an insanely unlikeable guy.
Shelton has no chance. This is like the Ryan Garcia fight last night.
>>157725794He knew grug and carrot boy were getting injured this year and that novax is washed. Smart guy.
this is such easy work for zvegoat
>>157725836This cock feels so good in my asshole
>>157725836>"I'm just like Sinner, losing to Cerundolo"
>>157725850Why do you guys still doubt that Zverev is unironically the best in the world against lefties? You need to be ATG levels of good to stand a chance.
>>157725794he's so edgy
>>157725836>I have to find a new instaslut
If you're gambling people the pregame odds was actually a slight fav for Zverev. Making it easy paydays for gamblers gg
Zverev is such a piece of shit with his 20 bounc serve I hope he injures his wrist
second time i've seen benny do that
King of ShanX
we really are in the zvera aren't we
I dont gamble, its stupid.
>>157725922>owns the leftiesNo wonder part of the crowd is cheering for him
He will truly straight set this young buck
>>157725934yeah i took advantage
Is Sheldon drunk?
>>157725959calm down
When I try to hit a kick serve, I do that 20% of the time.
>>157725985how much to win?
Sheldon's only hope is an ankle crack
>>157725974If everyone else would quit getting injuries, yes
And this is on American hard court.Poor tiny shleton
Ben makes a double fault and they cheer kekThe Cuckmericans support Zverev more than their boy
Malivai looks exactly the same, black really don't crack
The people at the bar beside me are rooting for Shelton. I'm sat here alone in silence with the biggest armchair directly in front of the screen then chuckling whenever Shelton double faults or fucks up. I wonder if it's bothering them.
>>157725836>why is my ping so high? I paid for the premium Wi-Fi at this hotel
>washington's therewhere's krajicek
>>157726071*Reclines*
>>157726071Tip your fedora at them
>>157726074kek
>>157726046They cheer Zverev's double faults too, I guess they just think that's the thing to doYou always get these nouveau riche folks who know nothing about tennis at slam finals
Also>Americans openly support a domestic abuser
Crazy that an American in the US Open final is getting mogged by the 8th best NFL game on right now.
>>15772601741 cents per dollar when i entered
>>157725836>How do I hold this fork without giving her the ick?
>>157726119There have always been more peasants than nobles
Who are you watching the final with?
>>157725904Kekius maximus
>>157726119Nah. The commercials on any football game make it unwatchable
>>157726116That's true, the crowd is just bad, but that's typically for Americans. It was at the World cup the same, even snooker crowd and gwan Ronnie is louder
>>157726181>>157726181>>157726181>>157726181>>157726181>>157726181Neu weil ihr pennt
>>157725836he's probably playing Wardogs like all the other FPS gaymer fags
This would be more entertaining if Zverev had lost to cobolli and would have to hold his nerve 2-0 up here.
>>157726186in 5 sets leading by 2!
>>157726176Zero whites in this photo
Shelton is playing like shit
>>157725525144 sorry
>10 forehand unforced errorsBenny should khs
>>157725506>>157725639Mac mentioned Zverev learning the hypnotic ball bouncing tactic from Novax
lmao imagine losing to some diabetes nigga
Another forehand error, I bet Rybakina would beat the nigger
