>Lap:#8550>Countdown to Madring GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>157692760>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq >24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>TGR Haas F1 Team Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:228>Fernando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:238 (237 starts)>2026 WDC Standings:ANT: 267 (+25)RUS: 201 (+18)HAM: 191 (+8)NOR: 171 (+12)LEC: 155 (+0)>2026 WCC Standings:Mercedes: 468 (+43)Ferrari: 346 (+8)McLaren Mercedes: 287 (+22)Red Bull Racing Red Bull Ford: 204 (+15)Racing Bulls Red Bull Ford: 75 (+5)>2026 WEC Standings:RUS: 840.49 (+77.02)HAM: 593.03 (+53.42)LEC: 570.62 (+81.99)>News:Qualifying: Lando Norris (1:31.824), Kimi Antonelli (+0.011), Max Verstappen (+0.140)HAM LEC RUS PIA LAW COL LIN HUL BOR OCO GAS TSU ALB SAI ALO PER BOT BEA STRNorris beats Antonelli to pole in thrilling Madrid qualifying
gimi
>>157695270My 2025 Formula 1 World Driver's Champion...
shut the fuck up faggot above me
At this point, I am #AnyoneButGimi
Russel status?
>>157695270gay cunt
Lando is seriously goated
>>157694428>>157694442show is over, now make webm and post it
so who crashes for the free safety car tire change?
That came out of nowhere.
>half a second engine advantage vs Leclerc>ahead by couple of thousands
>>157695297don't be silly>>157695305lando
>>157695270oh well, at least it isnt hamilton...
>>157695301tru tru, they cant say that and not provide a webm so that we can rate their taste
>>157695201>>157695269HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
nobody is going to read this but i have a grim piece of facts to share with you. one day, all the people (including you) born in the 20th century and the 2nd millennium will cease to exist. very grim to think about. all that will be left are 3rdmillennium-born fags and possibly 21stcentury-born fags.
so what is the expected pit strategy for the race? i really need to know
WHERE'S BOOBA?>WHERE'S BOOBA?WHERE'S BOOBA?>WHERE'S BOOBA?WHERE'S BOOBA?
>>157695301i didnt find her attractive but those jugs were comically massive
>>157695342>all the people (including you) [...] will cease to existgod I can't fucking wait
no gf to wear funny hats with
>>157695343pit under the first safety carorpit under the second safety car
>Trust the magic of new beginnings
So many DNFs in the opening lap at T1 and T5.
>>157695342not true, by that point there will be 22st century-born fags
>>157695350So post her you fake country prick.
>4th fastest car>still qualifying p4that's my goat
F1 fans have called Oscar Piastri the next Alain Prost and Kimi Räikkönen in the past but refuse to rate Lando Norris who's been beating it for most of the time they have been teammates.
>>157695379>mars *vomits*
>>157695378>pit exit bypasses T1 and T2manbear will escape the carnage tomorrow
Poopis shartmilton
>>157695376gay
>>157695400Don't worry. Mercedes will take off the sandbags tomorrow and both Ferrari will DNF.
Is this the longest pit lane in F1?
>>157695365huge wings, those are drag queens
>SimeoneWelp that's a first Turn DNF for Norris thenAlso it always amazes me seeing how dry and parched Spain is
>>157695407thats not mars thats mars ice cream
>>157695379the hidden snack is in her panties
>>157695379TAKE ME OUT OF THE FREEZER SOPHIA
Lads, how do we save Oscar Webber?
>>157695378just delete turnes 1 and 2, long straight until 3 and the same with 20, at least 1 overtake point at the end of the lap and other at the start
>put more than 7 corners in a track>mclel winsthe great satan will win this season, but if they keep suplying fat brown, they are done. rob marshall is the "whole package" nui
>>157695452There's no fixing this track.
>>157695426they needed that monza win for propaganda, and they will need score just enough to secure championship again for propaganda, they will not push for a win, they dont want to win races, for propaganda, they want to pretend their car is not "too fast so lets change regs"
>>157695388why would you want to see an ugly woman? i dont get it, in fact i don't get why you lot are so obsessed with 3DPDs in general
>Madrid has a grand total of 5 skyscrapersThis is your capital city? Is Spain third world?
>>157695430interlagos has it beat
>>157695476this is motorsport, not fucking footy. literally kill yourself you barely sentient faggot
>>157695451not bad for a number two driver
>>157695342>tfw born in 2003I'm gonna outlive uncs WOOO
>>157695483they removed a couple yesterday out of solidarity with new york
>>157695270>ynr norris wdc
business idea: fat women
>>157695365Caesars legion flag?
Great to see a new track where driver skill matters more
lando lost 0.3sec in the last cornerso either mclaren is secretly the fastest car and both merc drivers are shitters, or both russ and ant fucked their laps bigly
>>157695528its just a bull
Ps3 sounds dead inside, poor lad
>>157695528it's surreptitious alcohol advertising
>>157695519from right now, she lost some weight>>157695555the numbers what do they mean
>>157695567He knows he is the next Webber.He hit his skill ceiling and cannot progress anymore.
>>157695578>from right now, she lost some weightFUCK
>>157695446*vomits again*
>>157695451i wouldnt
>>157695549>mclaren is secretly the fastest carYou're only figuring that now? Mercedes has brought barely any upgrades this year, and by now the only tracks where they have a massive advantage over mclel are the battery starved ones like Monza.
>""at the and""is this ai, a pun (???????) or is the hag retarded?
>>157695483washington disconnect doesn't have any skyscrapers the tallest building is like 500 feet/150 meters
>>157695549I wonder how much amx lost in that corner.
>>157695682norris had a hamilton singapore esque lap until the last corner, so im wondering if both rus and ant fucked their laps. also lol no, merc continues to top race pace, so im wondering if both ant and rus are both genuinely slowing the car down that much, since they keep letting mclaren get poles
>>157695195Wrong. He needs the F2 points, which he won't get because he won't end up 10th or better.
>>157695379TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
I think it is finally time to apologise to Lando Norris.I'm sorry Lando Norris.
jorj and piss3 got exposed HARD today
>>157695791you're a fag
>>157695777He can just do fp1s
>ynr the great abdul shitting of 2026
Now that the dust has settled, who sits on the podium of the greatest drivers of all time with Michael Schumacher and Alain Prost? Tight between Hamilton and Lauda imo. Maybe Alonso as well.
>>157695971the dust has not settled.
>>157695971alonso got shit on by ocon, bro
>>157695971that would be freddy slater
>>157695971Farina - he won the title in his rookie season
Oh my god it's happening
>>157695914Wrong.He had 35 points before this season began.+4 points for four F1 FP1 sessions= 39 points, 40 are required.Only the first 10 drivers in F2 season standings get license points. He will not accomplish that.He needs a waiver or he's fucked.
>>157696095to make things worse, because of the early issues in the Monza FP1 that session doesn't earn him one SL point, which requires a certain minimum distance, so he's just at 38 points.
ugo dnf
I'll watch lap 1 and if nothing happens then I'll go to bed
>>157696147ok
>ynr that season with three F2/F3 races per weekend
>>157696147keep me posted
it's a slurper
and there it is
BIG JUAN
HOLEE FUK
large juan
WE ARE SO BACK
the driver on the inside always takes the lead in t1good oneajajajjaja
nice
noooo bruno
vanammershug
>"Event involving anon and a porn folder - nutted"I'm ok now.
Literal Macau tier crash
>>157695760Wrong. He gets 1 point for every FP1 session that is at least 100km (so Monza doesn't count). >b-but there's only 4 It's 2 per car minimum. They can put him in the car for every single FP1 from here to eternity if they want.
>the absolute state of f3
WE GAAN
big juan
future Porsche super cup field fillers
I'm going to bed they'll never clean this up in time
very nice
thank god for the halo
soooo who is to blame? the chink?
Genuinely what is the excuse for Russell
THANK MASI FOR THE HALO
is this bad news for Norris? pole hasn't been an advantage
Mercedes got 2nd on purpose
>>157696314he gave up, he knows it's over. the team is clearly siding with shartonelli.
Mclaren were so confident of their pace they even skipped FP2 to push the narrative that Goblando has constant technical issues but is driving great regardless. the truth is that he only has issues either just in practice and it's completely fixed for the competitive sessions, or races where the result is already gone (Canada start with inters and lapped before DNF, Monaco stuck behind an Alpine and lapped before DNF)
how many guys does it need to move a single car?
>>157696386Didn't he DNS China?
>>157696422outqualified by Piastri and Mclaren was quite distant 3rd team behind Ferrari and Merc
absolute Trident unit
ugo should go to indy, we dont want "americans" here
I wonder how Bottas from 2017-2021 would have fared against a 41 year old Hamilton in qualifying instead of one in his mid-30s.
RORING STAAAAAAAAAAAA
>rolling startpathetic
>rolling startSLUUUUUUURP
That F3 race sure was long.
>rolling startcowards
slurp
I think it's time to admit this huge nepo baby (even by F1 standards) and likely closeted homosexual is the real deal.He's likely in the top 3 after Max and the new Kimi.
>>157696333>is this bad news that norris got pole in monaco?
helo where are the overtakes??
It's gonna be zero fucking overtakes even in F3.How could you fuck up a track this bad, Spain?
>>157696759Have you watched any f2 or f3? P2 has taken the lead in every race
generational
Put this track on the F1 Academy calendar next year.That'd be a fun watch.
>>157696854Anon hates women
>>157696776fresh out, i'm afraid
>>157696794>Pole is useless since P2 starts on the inside >we might see future shenanigans to avoid a driver getting pole and end up on P2 instead Shit track but the idea is kinda fun
kekkwab even
Slater is such a shitter
kwaber
cu latert. freddie slater
>>157696901Anyone got the Oh boniface Pirelli radio pic?
L M A O
can't park there m8
kwabter
>Been handed the championship>Nearly fucks itUgo...
f3 linked up with pooh shiesty?
>>157696957feed it or sneed it?
>>157696901always something, never himself
>>157696900Norris is known for his great starts so its all good
A N DI T ' SE N D I N G
>>157696979GODmilton should have 7 WDCs in a row and undisputed greatest of all time so shut your fuckin mouth
>>157696980>Norris,NARG and AMX at the front Sir Lewis P1 after turn 1?
>>157697035Yeah, then Rari pit him after a VSC ends and Lawson wins it
>>157696975sneed hard
>>157696959>no Q2 at home race you designed >beaten by eternal loser Albon on your track >penalized for impeding Bottas who was 2 seconds off the pace THIS WAS NOT A GOOD AFTERNOON
>>157697116this is how you kiss a beard
>>157697003and the have a slow chicane right before LA MONUMENTAL so noone will ever go side-by-side there, no matter the cars
>>157697116Bogged so bad you can see it from the back
>>157697151i thought there was a long stright before, they didnt want any overtake there
>>157695343how do i get a nazi gf with nice tits n pits?
>>157696095>>157695777 >>157696095He can do five or six or seven or million FP1 sessions, you dumb fuck. The 2+2 FP1 sessions is a MINIMUM, not a maximum.
>>157695519why is mclels garage so fucking fat?does fat brown hire people more obese than him to try and make himself look better?
>>157695777>>157696095>Drivers may also earn additional points for:>1 point – driving at least 100 km during a Free Practice session for up to 10 points (with one point awarded per World Championship event).Fuck you for making me mad on a Saturday.
TUUKKA TAPODIUM
>>157697199yes
>>157697190i recall last season that alonso lost a fp1 because he wasnt feeling well, one of the youn drivers took his car, yet alonso still had to give his seat for other fp1, that one didnt count as 1 of the 2 compulsory fp1 to young drivers
nooo you cannot show THAT flag
>>157697208you should have just saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar-d him
gonna be a slurper tomorrow
grandeeeeee campos>>157697246thats not the slippery track flag
Madring is like Macau on tranquilizers
>>157697246
>>157695333(You) are CRYING
i hope that campos is able to win f2 aswell, but with the invicta being, i think, stronger, and tso sucking ass its not likely
>>157697264gigabases
my friend gladycxyz
>>157697264>potentialyeah for hour long red flag
my dp cable broke, im using a hdmi, and its the fucking same>>157697264i hope they change the layout, it would be a shame to lose all that tax money and just give the race back to the scatalanssad about the chicane just before the monumental, but they dont want to risk a big juan there, pussies, but i understand, but not a single overtaking point? what were they thinking? if they have a 10 year contract they have to change it, they are too deep in
>>157697230Because it needs to be declared before a certain date.
>>157697264>proven Grill the Grid Geography autist Could he actually pull it off?
>>157697963He could pull me off
bono my tyres
>>157698167the tyre is a lie loois
Where are all of the piss3 fans from last season? The silence is deafening
>>157698368the tyre is a spook
>>157698440he let us down so we rooting for antonelli
>>157697264grand architect amxhe could work a bit on kelly too
sleep now or stay up for the next 20+ hours?
>>157698670yes
>>157698728good call
>lando exposing even bigger frauds than himselfrofl
>>157698783its 2pm
I have a real irrational hatred of carlos sainzI hate seeing his car knowing he's in itI hate hearing his nameI hate seeing his gormless faceI hate hearing him on the team radioI hate seeing his name on the timing screenHe does nothing of note and brings nothing to the table. On the rare occasion f1 would show anything he does, its always something retarded, and it still irritates me
>>157698952 I work nights
>>157697264>give me a map and I'll fix itFIX YOUR CAR
>>157698983I feel the same, but about Bottas.
>>157698983for me its lawson
>>157698983I like Sainz, he's funny when he complains over the radio
ez amx pole if red bull had better software programmers
>>157699198HULK!
Not even close.
>>157699242is there a reason why germans are kinda ghetto?what is that outfit
>>157699273trigger happy jannies
If the FShitter race tomorrow morning is also boring AF, I won't watch FKino and F1 races live, just the highlights.
>>157697264i said like after the first 10min of the track i saw that they made it too hard, and they will make it easier next year
>>157699299Northwest Germany is an entirely different entity
>>157698983you just hate indian looking males. proudy is one of the good guys in f1.
>>157699744you just know theres shit in that bag
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/Kk_KvAO_4f8
>>157698983This but all the brovvn fags from UK in this particular order NigmiltonPoorrisNARBSaarvid
>>157699903you choose your vengeance according to your capabilities.
>>157699198>How was the challenge of driving in La Monumental with an F1 car?|
the bearification will continue until he is ferrari
>>157700016everyone is brown except >mick schumacher (banned by the globohomos for being too white)>hulkenberg (only kept around to unfuck teams that were too shitted) see: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medshitter_Theory>vips (literally banned by the globohomos for not being pozzed in the head)>cuckass (kept around because being kwabmilton's former teammate gives you permanent job security since you are 100% certified pozzed in the head)
>>157695406Lando is clearly favoured at McClaren Oscar needs a team to back him
its giving fagbag
>>157700318>I had to life at le monumental >So it wasn't so monumental Top kek.
>>157700651lando is a gay man
>>157700703it's giving coonboi and massa
>>157700779wrong offensive words do better next time
>>157700651kek, well of course he's not gonna say that it's his dad's money that got him to where he is
>>157700876just let people enjoy their mum you bitter fuckmein gott
>>157700871not really...
>>157700938English people only deserve to be shot execution style
>>157700938oh I'm sure people enjoy his mum a lot
>>157701010medshitters are anglos except brown
>>157701016look at her again and reconsider
>>157701047You eat shit
>>157701047you still haven't fucked off back to pakistan?
>>157700938do you as lando's fellow gay enjoy your mum, friend?
what's the point in having rules if they're optional?
>>157701696saftety first!
>>157700772many are saying this
>>157701811buff bagwell is superstraight
>>157695270It's up.https://youtu.be/qyDKQIDXhFg?si=ypC02uuUJfZ4Vv6n
I was just thinking back to when lewis hamilton got 19 poles in 2014 when he had the best PU and max is at 0/14
>>157701118>using paki as an insult in the abdul era
>>157701696minimum time rule exists solely to fuck with you if you fuck with someone else and for monzait is never enforced
good night
>>157702187i dont understand and will never understand vtube shit
>>157702192cool, now go be an abdul in karachi
>gay posting in this threadnononono nomichael nonow that i think about it, in f2 the only races to go are baku, watar and abudabi, knowing that we wont go yo abudabi or qatar, shouldnt the teams know that there is only 1 left? and i still think that we shouldnt go to baku
>>157702267wake the fuck up its 4:30
there are no overtaking places on this gay ass trackassring
>>157702843you just don't like it because you want a gay cock trackcockring
>>157702843That means no yo-yo racing, so it it should be good
Race gonna be a slurper with zero overtakes. Track width is so fucking inconsistent, much worse than Baku.
Race gonna be amazing with zero green flag laps. Track width is just right, much better than B*ku
Spain is based sometimes so that means tomorrow there will be two deaths. Dubs confirm
>>157704595ALONSO MARTIR ALONSO AMARITR ALONSO AMRERINTR ALONSO MARTIR
>>157697264>POTENTIALMadridzz jeje just needs more time jeje
>>157704638QEPD
>>157702187>britishThat leaves out my boy Gimi
Weird how girls are all fetishizing Chuck, when there is Oscar who's even better looking (no homo)
rolling for a traditional Norris bottle at the start
>>157701696they have their place because they aren't optional for everyone
>>157704595
GOATapinto first podium tomorrow thanks to 8 cars retired, you read it here first
>>157706136I want to believe
>>157706136there's more chance of hulk winning than this shitter
pitlame crash in turnleft
La monumental is so gay, just a gimmick corner. it looks nice and that's all they care about. brand new and they're already trying to make you think it's iconic. even the name is tryhard. it insists upon itself.
>>157707235Shouldve just called it turn 12 then give it a name after a few yearsfucking retards
>>157698983He's the lead strategist and driver at williams how could you hate him?
>>157707297The strategy:Carlos Sainz (The strategist): I think we should give Carlos Sainz a 30 mil a year contractCarlos Sainz (The Drivers): I concurCarlos Sainz (The strategist): Nice. Meeting overThe other guys: Uhhh what about racing?
anyone got a stream for tomorrow? help a beaner out
>>157708353f1tv.com
>>157708353Nice try, fed.
>>157695528It's an ad for a semen donor.>>157695483It's a muslamic country m8.
>>157697165>from the backtrue, which is how most people see her anyway.
>>157706659But he's the next Senna.
>>157708911someone needs to take a stick to every organization in existence and make it clear that they need to create a scalable, identifiable, pngable logo or they will be beat until they do
https://youtu.be/UBd96lAwbiIhes saying slurs at you
>>157708353I have a few but /f1/ always schizos out when I help people..
>>157711103No more helping! Start impeding like Sainz.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>157711755nice digits
>>157711888yours are even nicer
>>157711930post some leo stats
>>157711640sex with southern euro women
One hour until the final F3 race (rigged for slater btw!)
>>157712018Taito Kato has been pretty good the last few races, is he a Honda or Toyota jap?
>>157712055Honda unfortunately.
>>157712055Seems to be Honda (according to AI)
>>157712004leo has only one stat: relentlessly cute
>>157712270it looks like leo and charles share one mind
Race day>Race dayRace day>Race dayRace day>Race day
>>157712297explains everything.
>>157712332leo might have memories of having sex with alexandra
FIA F3 standings before the finale (grid position)>1. Ugochukwu 141 (P2)>2. Slater 141 (P8)>3. Kato 93 (P4)>4. Nael 88 (P13)>5. Rivera 85 (P10)>6. Taponen 83 (P1)>7. Clerot 73 (P3)>8. Badoer 71 (P11)>9. Yamakoshi 71 (P15)>10. Stromsted 65 (P19)Points system is the same as in F1 + one point for the fastest lap set by a top-10 finisherTaponen is in the prime position to take 3rd place in the final standings behind Ugo & Slater, can't wait to see how he fucks it upRace in about 20 bings
>>157712375I hope Slater wins, would be kino dramaBut Ugo brings it hope prob, too hard to fuck up here unless he sharts hard
>>157712367
>>157712386The only possibilities are basically>Kato and/or Clerot going full kamikaze when Ugo & Tuugga will be very careful during the first few corners >MecachromeIf nothing happens during the opening lap, the championship top-3 is set in stone 99%
DUN DUN DUN
TIME TO RACESLATER!!!
Uwu Ugochukwu
the british FIA will give are ugo a ten second penalty over nothing
FULL SEND SLATER LET SGO
>>157708353ace
slurper confirmed
>"Car Killer">No red flag lap 1Disposable event
Meet your Next Hamilton until 2060
wait, pole position is on the dirty right side?why did proudy build it like that?
AMERICA BABY!!!!!!BRITFAGS BTFO
American patriot....Ugo Ugochukwu
Allowing fshitter a test session earlier this season was a massive mistake, this is boring af.
>>157712686Ugo won't make it to F1, he's like 190cm
>>157712679
>>157712720More like 195cm
why does spain get two grand prix but countries like france and germany don't even get one
OMG AN OVERTAKE
>FIA not showing the relative gaps in the timing because 30 0.x sec gaps look silly
kwab
dudeeeee, he made an overtake, clearly the best driver on the field, the campos is clearly the best car yet he is still on the fight>>157712720so why are they wasting money on him?
>>157712745who's 'they'
So, they build the track purely for crashes?
Another young "white" american winning sports
>>157712753which street course isn't?
>>157712752mclaren, he is a mclaren driver, isnt he?>>157712757dios mio...
>>157712752mama ugo
>>157712757benny is based
>>157712753they built it for pingpong racing which these drs cards dont do
>>157712757>"white" americanHe's italian american
>>157712757saw a lot of pozfags on twitter yesterday sperging out because they were insisting this guy was white
>>157712765>mclaren, he is a mclaren driver, isnt he?in fact he isn't (anymore, after last year, same with badoer and stenshorne)
F1 races
>>157712765Not anymore, he's unaffiliated and next year he will be with Red Bull
>>157712779For this feeling?
Will Ugo be invited to the White House for winning the renowned FIA Formula 3 Championship?
>>157712766why would fashion whatever orlandi marry his coat hanger
Yeah, not gonna watch FKino or F1 live. This track is so fucking shit, it's unreal. I'd rather watch the previous gen cars around Valencia or Sochi than thizzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
>>157712786maybe in the globohomo era, not in the abdul era
>>157712776ohhh ok, so maybe he wont>>157712780well, in that case redbull, if they already know he wont make it to f1, why waste money on him? pr? yeah maybe, i mean thats what f1a is
>>157712781When Kimi left lotus
nice track
>Ugo Uwu wins championship>Alonso "shock" retirement after 2026>Uwu Skips F2 and straight to Asston Shartin F1>MBS allow illegal parts because "Alonso" withdrew>Asston Shartin suddenly +0.3s/lap faster than everyone halfway through 2027 season>Antonelli vs Uwu in 2028 confirmed
i'm watching nls9 qualy
>>157712793Red Bull can use Ugo in NASCAR
>nothing is happening so lets talk about lando norris
>>157712797Could you also post some nice rack?
They gonna change the rules so soon the grid looks like nba
CAM ON FREDDIE LADOVA'TAKE SAM FAKN CARS
>>157712814Montoya's fyne ahh daughter
>>157712824Would forcefully make love
>>157695270Imagine if Goblando actually isn’t gay but still is somehow this fucking gay. Even Ralf Schumacher taking it up the ass isn’t as gay as this pic.
>>157712830>if Goblando actually isn’t gay but still is somehow this fucking gay
>>157695291Why? I’d get #anyonebutmerc, but would you really (even with your flag) rather have fucking Narb win the wdc?
>>157695301LIARS, YOU ARE ALL LIARS
>>157712781How retarded do you have to be to knock up this girl? They must be made for each other.
>>157712834Using dildo on yourself is not gay. That is how god wants it.
>>157712842how does getting pegged like a little slut play into all this?
>championship contender>final race>stuck in a drs trainahahahhahahahahaha
>>157712847That is sex with a woman. Not gay.
>>157712842
>>157712824Děkuji Czechbro
Reminder they're running this track every year until 2035
>>157712848shouldn't have binned it yesterday
just do the dan ticktum special and ram him off under sc
>>157712868>FIA sacrificed five races at Spa for this
Ummm....overtakes?
>>157712866>Děkuji CzechbroI'm a brown flip, genetically farthest from a Czech but welcome anyways
>>157712868>>157712877Papa Flo must've gave MBS a lotttaaa money (and mbappe pics)
>>157712877spa is pure shit
>>157712879overtakes are microaggressions, FIA doesn't do that, be better.there has been an overtake
>>157712830
>>157712885What is this track then?
>>157712879We have to see how the ping pong cars do it... But it's not looking good...
>>157712885spa has overtakes, which makes it infinitely better than this shit>race ending under SCperfect ending kwab
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what a shart of a "race"
How the fuck they made another Monaco. Even F3 cars cant overtake
IS IT A PACE CAR
>>157712889this guy has sex with women
>The barren shire of Slater
lollmaounlucky SLATAH
>>157712916HOWEVERLAST LAP SHOOTOUT
AND IT'S ENDINGWOW
It is ending
AND IT'S ENDINGAND IT'S ENDINGW O W
abudabi 21wow
>last lap shootouteff juan could never...
the car is stillon track this shit is finishing under SC LMAO
NO MIKEY NO, THIS IS SO NOT RIGHT
what a snoozer wtf
But this time, black man wins
CMON TAPPAFUCK UP UGO!!!
UGO CHOCOCHUKWU IS THE 2026 FIA FORMULA 3 CHAMPION!
USA WINS FORMULA FREEYOU ARE THE CHAMPION
That was it?
the black man marches on.
>Ugo UgochukwuSo beautiful....gonna name my first son after him
FIRST AMERICAN IN HISTORY.... TO WIN F3... FIRST OF MANY !!!!
I get some corrupt oil country peddling their slurpy fast gimmick track to F1, but how the fuck did Spain get this piece of shit on the calendar?
>>157712973Because they are corrupt with eu money
what a dull track
>>157712868what is this place?
britbros.. ;-;
this feels like a track purpose-built for yoyo racing
based lanklet
first time I've seen Ugo smile all season long
>>157712973abduls are propping up spain because they're anti-trump
i dont enjoy his accent
His blackness is on the African side, he don't sound like American black rappers.
>>157712979i mean, the eu knows to whom they were giving the money, and who is their candidate in spain
AI generated posters
isnt this guy ricardo adami? kinda looks like himthey sent him to f3? man, hamilton is an evil guy
>>157713065what is that fuck ass name
>>157712791time for cycling
>>157713085African
>>157713083He manages FDA and Ferrari's TPC program.
Uglo Uglochukku
>african>americanWhich one is he?
>>157713139Both
>>157712992no?
>>157713050stop dicksucking jeromes
Was that the first time binnish anthem has rang out over the podium since tyrrkey 2021?????????
Ok guys. I got time before the race.What do I need to fix a small chip and crack in my bathroom sink?
>>157713207bubblegum
>>157713207asbestos
>>157713207I dont think you can lad? How big's the crack? Just the inevitable and dangerous if you try to prolong it.....
Good chance Camara over takes Tso today
>>157713252Just a tiny one. A few mm
>>157699299Germans are obsessed with african american "culture" (because we are under american occupation and are being forced to consume american media and propaganda). Germans have no free will, we are obedient and do what our masters tell us to do.
>>157713274>tecpro guygo up to him and ask why the FUCK it takes so long to repair those cunting plastic barriers
Jensen butthole
>>157713274why is he sitting like that
>>157713207sexo
>>157713277everyone is like this though
>herta out againlol lmao
>>157713291compelling post.
Dunne wiped out a lot of cars at monaco last year, lets see if he can beat his record
>>157713321Need Tso to lose his shit again
GET GET IN HERE LADS!!!STARTING!!!
will this slurp even harder than the F3 race? is that even possible?
>>157713296not everyone is pozzed in the head and/or cut, bro
>>157713296i also wrote this but decided not to post (you asked)
>>157713343Fuck off i will NOT watch this bull shit!
>>157713356as long as dino wins it's not a slurp
fuck it's going to be a long night if this is how interesting the racism will be
if you watch both the f3 and f2 races you will develop a high semen tolerance and can watch f1 without any problems
redeemaini
>Krash Maini
>main-ACK
>yellow for a clear SC situation
sluuurrrrp
>>157713374let them race for a bit until they reach the car, well, "race"
>>157713309He had concussion symptoms.
the camera work at this track is somehow even worse than the track itself
bro really is too old for this (same with herta)
why isn't colon herta in the race?
KWAB
>Goes in too early>Stalls the engineWell done.>>157713394He didn't need those super license points anyways.
>Crane truck still hasn't moved a millimeterSiesta hits hard, huh?
>>157713412thinking about jules and stuff
is f2 pointless? how can pooperformula autist champion not be any good after 3 yearsgrug is a backmarkerwhy do they *need* to prove themselves in inferior championships to the ones they came from
>>157696260
>>157696750What? He is way too inconsistent for that.
this track is ass
>>157713420yes it it pointless, unless F2 ditched their mecachrome and use other engine that isn't mecachrome(which isn't in next year's rule)and grug is just yet another shitter but hugely promoted by andretti and his main sponsor gainbridge
>>157708911>"national IP blabla...">private sector partnersyeah yeah it's just schlomos like always
Ooga Oogabooga
>>157713401fucking mecachrome shenanigans kek
>outisdeyeah good luck bro
leo is not in the bag today
I bet the FIA gave Oogabooga an engine that was a second quicker than the rest of the field so they could get more americans and blacks watching and they don't want to be racist by having a black not win
BOYBOYBOY
actual motor racingthanks pit stops i guess
based shitter stealing a win through strategy
camaras so shit warming up his tires after a pit, second or third time this season he fucked up
lmao this pitstop is death sentence
SHIT GODDAMN
CAMARA SONGET IN
CAM ON GIRTHERDO SOMETHING FUNNY
TSOLOV FLUSHED
>kwablov
tso fraudmove completed in the bid one, nice
Cam on Stenshorne.
GIRTHER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
JUAN
LMAOOOO|CAMARA!?!??!?!?!?!??!
HOLY FUCKIG BASEDTHAT WAS AMAZING
kwabara is such a knob
>>157713545much obliged
nooooo sc no, this ruins boyas race
maldonado'd
BRO NUKED HIMAHHAHAHAWHAT HTE FUCK CAMARA????
lmao imagine not waiting for sc to pitstopcoudn't be me
cant park there m8
>>157713579boya pitted in the first sc, and he was making a masive undercut, so the rest had to pit
mate this mate thatwhy do they say mate?
>>157713593sure, but it only worked out for him
where's the tractor cunt?
>>157713600>Mate = cexThey are horny
>>157695270
>>157713600mate me
oh no camara penal
>>15771361410sec penoof
>10 secsyesss
putting people into the wall is basedCamara won a moral victory even if he gets no points
>>157713310I do my best
>>157713622HE APPEARS
over...
montoya making papa proud
>no red flag>still hit the time limitJOKE track
>>157713698how much is the time limit? only 1 hour?
this F2 race was (is?) not too bad desu
>>157713610Sloppa
>>157713713only when there were several strategies going on, after the second sc came out it has been boring
death to the FIA for getting rid of actual racetracks and replacing them with these garbage car parade circuits
What is going on with Alex BrundleI swear this dude is vomiting or coughing every other sentence
Chuck is a bum ass husband fr
Thank god it's over.How many safety cars for F1?
>tsolovwtf is he doing?
tsolov is so done
TSOSHART
whats going on with tso? not just now, but the last races
>>157713740his steering is broken
>>157713740guess his front tires/suspension got some issues from hitting kwabara
>Miyata P1 & P3Hertabros...
HOW MANY BONGS TIL CRASH KINO
>>157712781>atlanta>absentee fatherN
wew tsolov will be last in 5 sec
Doesn't Camara get a point after all if the gaps stay like this?
>>157713065>ugo ugoand youre telling me theyre not ... well i wont say it
>>157712011That's a man.
>>157711640@grok adjust brightness and contrast so I can see her tits
>camara gets a pointhahahahahTSOWHAT ARE YOU DOING BRO
>>1577137603 plus 7.8, yes
>Miyata 70 points>Herta 26 pointsUhhh... Is Super Formula better than Indycar?
Why the fuck didn't Intrafructurestructurevasak get hit with a penalty for not completing pit stop? Pitting on 4th lap doesn't count.
>>157713748>>157713750yeah but also in general, wasn't he starting to run away with the championship?
>>157713774don't worry about it
>>157713774he pitted under the second sc again
>Hurrta not in the races>miyata finishes 1 and 3coincidence?
>>157713786Guess I missed it. Shit was boring as fuck.
>>157713773they should add an oval track to F2
>>157713747>>157713775Alonso's agency dropped him, RB picked him up He's driving safe because he can't risk damages, thus sharteningBeen happening since July now
>>157713730Holy based
>>157713794i recall a few months ago that it was announced that tso to visa was a done deal, i think that its not longer the case, with lawson being decent enough i think they will keep him, and with tso not winning f2 they will keep him for another season>>157713791its ok
>>157713730he knows he has been contracted for a shot of him with lewis on that gold cart photo for 250k€, the hoe can wait
>>157713730>not posting the one where he helps leo in the cuckwagon and watches how his preggo wife has to climb herself
>>157713804Yeah Lawson driving out of his mind and Max resigning killed his confidenceSomeone here said he's tanking the F2 season so he can stay another season instead of getting shipped off to Super by Redbull hahahahha
>>157713730
>ynr abduls shitting a few weeks ago
campos leading f2 by 36 points, with only 1 race left, unless they race with f1 in imola, they will most likely win itboth the f2 and f3 races won by ferrari drivershow many ferrari drivers are there?
YES I WANT TO LIVE I WANT TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEEE IN THE NOOOOOOOOOORTH
Aggressiveness: VerstappenQuali Pace: LeclercRace Pace: StrollGuess the driverReddits wild when Tso loses
Spoiler alert: this race will be more epic than anything you have ever seen and you will sorely regret it if you miss out on watching every lap
someday /f1/ will finally give hamilton the respect he deserves
>>157714026shit gimmick/f1/ is the only place on the internet that gives him exactly the respect he deserves
>>157714044he's pozzed in the head, bro
>>157714004I'll catch the replay
>>157714107Based on your flag the only thing you will catch is either a bullet or AIDS
>>157714080You're pozzed in the head, you goofy cunt. stfu.
>>157714137bodied that thirdie
>>157714193>>157714193>>157714193
