arnold billy allen fight week
luverly thread
Tommy Gun? That's my boy.
If Josh Van has won 2 undisputed title fights at 24 surely 33 year old tom aspinall has won 5 or 6 by now right? At least 2 right? It would be absolutely incredulous if you were to tell me 24 year old Josh Van has won more fights in the UFC than 33 year old troonmala AGPspinall
Dana Brown
Jean “Faggot” Silva
daner needs to quit this boxing stuff and invest that money instead into a Thai PI
mma judging is basically a science
>>157709123he's funny and he bangs, what's your problem?
>>157709165kek
dont ask how i know but dana and the fertittas paid the hue thugs to jump gordon for not collabing on ufc bjj
FUCK DANA
why do black people do this?
>>157709312tenderly and lovingly
>>157709312Make sure he wears a condom
>>157709312yeah if by that you mean sex! gay sex with dana!
>>157709339my b, fixed the mp4
>>157709582to be completely fair he was going for it for over 15 seconds. you know how quickly shit can go south in that position get yourself out of there before your shit snaps
43 hours goon free and im at risk of breaking every time the sydney sweeny novig ad shows up i fucking love white women
>>157709703same except every time dana white shows up
>>157709582Protect yourself at all times
KNEEL
>>157709775thats what hes doing right now. 2 in the back one in the front. taking three round ones
Steve Garcia vs Tommy McMillen
>>157709775mmacels are so broken they see a real fighter who really fights and think he's bad at fighting because you're supposed to play the mma game which means fighting as little as possible
>>157709905no he's just sloppy.
>>157709905I saw a crotchsniffer panic sniffing and praying
>>157709945>>157709953Rahiki got raped and dominated
Ryan garcia vs conor benn bout finna startTune in or be square
>>157709775He could easily bitch Volk. Silva and Lopes give him problems though
tommy mcmillen will never get raped because hes taken so many knots he doesnt even feel the dick of an average man
>>157710138Keep your homosexual fantasies to yourself, Pajeet
real fighting is throwing your whole body into a punch because you actually want to hurt your opponent with itreal fighting is knowing you will get hurtreal fighting is a gamble you take anyway because there are thousands of people paying to see itwhen dana white invented mixed martial arts he had real fighting in mind
Wait if Noches means independence day why are they doing these events in America lol
>>157710233please dont post goonbait bro some of us are trying to give up temptations
Is this guy writing his name right? Shouldn't the second "M" be capitalized in McMillen?
>>157710270lucky fun for tommy dung mcmillen is when the daddy brings a couple friends
>>157709965what does that have to do with mcmillen being a slopfest?
>>157710315Go watch Blaydes vs Waldo if you want a more technical, hardcore fight that the casuals wouldn’t understand
>>157709965a cardiolet and a crotchsniffer walk into a cage....
mcmillen with life and death with some jeet
It's not to late they just got through the warm up round. Pillows to start flying soon
shut up bitch
Dana lied people died.
>>157709775Big dog certified
I'm a former hardcore, current casual. Someone get me up to speed on Mcmillen. How good is he? Is his gimmick just the Diaz brothers tough guy thing?
What part of Mexico are you guys from?
It's over Ryan dropped Benn with a left and finished soon after
>>157710506Chicago
>>157710502he's like mayhem miller with less mayhem
Alright that's enough boxing for the next decade
was that supossed to be rey misterio in ryan's corner
dana, end the boxing meme and focus on the UFC. things are getting bad over here
damn mma fighters really are cattle. this ben guy is a bum and got more than money than the whole flyweight division
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>>157710502he fights absolute dogpiss fighters and looks absolutely average while talking lots and fucking o'malleys wife with their coach'you're talmbout a gym where their "champion" defended against fucking cheeto, they're all shit
>>157710502he's basically a diaz brother but with hidden potential to be more
>>157710519Nah it was a right. It wasn't even his special moveIt's like if Pereira zeemed a nigga with his right
>>157710502in between round two and three gay sean 2s pep talk for tommy dung was "you have to be the most gaped youve ever fucking been" and he came out and couldnt get a finish. he really didnt seem to wake up until rahiki was on top of him. perpetual also ran. never a top 15 guy. a true power bottom
>>157710562Dana only paid Benn to make Eddie Hearn mad. He's a petty faggot playing with Saudi money.
Does Mcmillen have the Guru stamp of approval?
>>157710568>their "champion" defended against fucking cheetokekekekek I forgot this happened oh my
I'm glad Daner is bringing some class to boxing
Before Ilia got raped by Gaethje I thought Benn would’ve been a fun fight if he wanted to cross over into boxing since Daner was paying him out the ass. Too bad
Box won
Boxniggers really stayed up this late for a fight that boring
WOW!Thanks to the anon for the info drop on $MBG token. Made some really nice gains today! Thinking of buying back in, you think it’ll continue the pump?
His dad really was lying to him
>>157710711YesI am thinking of buying $MBG token as well.Thank you for the info drop brother.
>>157710671bogged bitch
spanking dana with whoopie cushion on his large head repeatedly making farting noises to punish him for that travesty
I'm gonna be honest the BKFC intern was annoying but the Zuffa intern is worseShut up lil bro we're not watching Dana's pillowtap bum fights
Ryan Garcia is so much more handsome than any UFC fighter. And he's richer too. Box truly is the sport of kings. UFC really is yuman cock fighting.
>>157710791>UFC really is yuman cock fighting.and thats why we tune in
you would think in the gaethje era mma nerds would learn to shut the fuck up about a fighter being sloppy
>>157710791he's no dricus
gaethe and dricus have the sort of fight iq someone like tommy dung will aspire for and never accomplish
>>157710830>>157710831Hivemind
you put me in there with Garcia, and it's not the same fight...
great card tn. glad to see Rongzhu tooling a fringe 15 guy after outclassing SteeleBelgaroui is nastyRahiki/Tommy Gun was crazySilva bless
>>157710830Gaethje isn't sloppy he's just unorthodox. There's this image that Gaethje is some slobbering fucking retard but a lot of what he does is technically sound in his own way. A better example is Jamahal Hill who is probably the sloppiest bum to ever touch a belt. Holy shit he sucks.
>>157710502since he got chinned pretty noticeably today, i wouldn't consider him anywhere like the diaz bros. not to mention he doesn't have the submissions.you know who he's actually like? peep early nate the train, when he was with m1 in russia. nate would get chinned also, then steamroll some dagestani or russian guy as he built up into the fight. was going to fight evolev in that promo before both entered the ufc. he was already too old and had gone through too many wars by then
Tommy is a fake wigger
>>157710785>believes in characters appearing on this tranny shit general odd mental gymnastics to say thank you Dana
Imagine a /box/poofter watching Tommy Gun vs Rahiki, they'd have a seizure from overstimulation.
>>157711100Topuria has literally done this exact same shit in his earlier fights
>>157711197spasming sissy stick or squirming shit slit for tommy "magic cylinder" mcmillen
>>157711212Mate I know you're Muslim but can you stop with the homosexuality.
Tommy is a brown man rapist. All brown men in the featherweight better guard their bums around him. Or else they’ll get raped.
>>157711220Im not Muslim or gay I just know how the world works. Just because I dont approve of homosexuality doesn't make me Muslim
what's wrong with being gay and muslim?
>>157711243if you're mohammad getting rode by the 30 men of al zutt, nothing. otherwise yer going headlong off this building, kafir
at the end of the day mcmillenbeast wins the fight and you cry about it
gay and the gaped 2. 2 seans 2 tommious
Put me in a penitentiary bro
Dana bros...the Conor Ben investment for humiliated by our arch nemesis Oscar De La Hoya
McMillen begging like a bitch for Rahiki not hurt him and he slapped the piss out of him and took his shades..
tim elliott fight week...is overit's the same feeling you have after you finish fucking a fat chick and she's trying to cuddle and shit while the post nut clarity hits. just let me wallow.
AI users? Subhuman.
>>157711100>Ilia doesn't deserve a rematch be didn't get tapped by shartles like me
Ilias footwork is predictable bro. It follows the same rhythm always
>>157711346that's not AI. it actually happened.
Gaethje should be allowed to pull a Bisping and call for #14 as his first defense.
>>157711383he should be allowed to call out eddie for a one timer
>>157711383Gaethje vs RDA at WW for the IC belt
I told them I want the easiest title defense in the division. I want Grant Dawson.
>>157711398that’s a matchup I’d pay money to see at the Meta Apex
First time seeing Delgado: no fight IQ, no power and no future
>>157711456>no fight IQ, no power and no futureufc 2027 and beyond
Exactly
>>157711479damn
https://x.com/DovySimuMMA/status/2098995219069071802kek tomala got stripped at a zuffa boxing presser
mate he got poked it in the fuarking eye I'd like to see you fight a 260lb black frenchman elite trying to kill you while you only have one working orb
Mcmillen would smash Ryan Garcia right bros
king green already demonstrated that mma fighters are better than boxers so yes
the worst fighter in history
how do we save /box/?
so pad hangover how was poohfc
>>157711685The guy who punked out Jonjones
>>157711780will you stop
>>157711751Dana will save it by promoting Fury vs Joshua
it's crazy that jon retired tom without ever fighting him
Tom is pure bitch
The reigningDefendingUnDisPutedUFCHeavyweight Champion oftheWorldCiryl Bon GaminGaaaaaaaaaane
dana last week>tom is still hurtdana this week>i don't know where tom is at health wisewhen will you goofs learn kek
Dana White more like Dana Shite hahaha
dan white
>>157711787Mauled face BITCH
Had to miss the card, looks like didn't miss much.How the fuck did Waldo lose to Blaydes, man...
>>157711956you missed a lot actually
>>157711953Dan White more like Dan Blight hahaha
mon petite tomala... c'est fini
>>157711956You missed tons man. Jeans Sliva fucking won man how good isnt that
Tom Stripped
>>157711979>>157711992I did miss a lot, actually.I missed Grasso's fat brapper jiggling and her cute feet for a full five rounds.
>>157712042there are a few things wrong with this statement
jumping up and down on dana whites head wit my boots on
>>157712042Nah you didnt miss anything actually
>>157712057Going "wahoo" like youre super mario or some shit
Dana Goomba
dave white
the fighting nerds
and actually eddie hearn is actively spitting on every ufc fighter that isnt signed by matchroom so he should be banned from events and signing them. of tom fought for 1/50th of the revenue and theres 25 other fighters on the card that leaves the UFC with 48% of the revenue when other sports leagues do a 50/50 split so hes either saying they all get paid or theyre all garbage compared to his client, who for the record, has still never won an undisputed title fight
>>157712245and is blind and gay. cant forget tom is blind and gay
we should enslave the fighters and make them fight for their freedom
we should be more inclusive to strangers who will have no idea what they're reading if they lurk our threads ! mma should be for everyone to diuscuss
>>157711780Jones probably regrets not taking that Asspainal fight after realizing what a bitch he is.
>>157711954rude
danagod will sit asspeeanal down and tell him the cold hard truth: you just don't want to fight (and you're cut from the ufc)gane vs pavlovich for vacant in december
why is silva still in ugc no one wants to see that
>>157711956waldo lost to geriartric arlovski, actually
Gane's getting promoted to undisputed. Tom can fight Chama or Hokit if he wants to earn a title shot.
shut up
>>157712479what's your problem you just hate all sudeco fighters because you really really wish you weren't argie or what
silva ugly af not good for tvcan't speak english mother was raped no one wants to hear thatugly annoying shortonly hired because he loves ariel helwani so much
>>157712519I know you are but what am I?
Ngannou cursed the marquee division of the ufc with his African witch magic to spite daner Hw will always lwys be frigged up now
>>157712672five foot nine
>>157712740we got GOAT vs GOAT post francis though
>>157712747how the hell could you know that?
>>157712806converted from centimeters b
>>157711479
Are you Dustin Poirier?
>>157713030
>>157712492waldo is as much of a sudaca as abdul hussein is a finnish lad, respectfully. you saw me compliment wandy a couple of days ago so i am not sure what you're talking about, if anything your hatred for BRAPzilians seems quite unreasonable
>>157713089fair enough, i just can't stand 'em, mate
the second comma was a mistake i am having so terrible hangover i apoligize argiebro
After 10 minutes of rewatching:>Salsa Boy lowkey a loser >Fiorot pulled up juiced af only to immediately gas and forget how to fight Subscribe to the Patreon
>>157713258of all the fights you could rewatch
>>157713258Fuck you nigga
>>157713330
>>157713227>>157713232>>157713311>>157713330>>157713349cringe>>157713340based
>>157711479Why doesn't he want the Big Show in the ring?
>>157713377all me btw
A fighter who's really expressive and always gets finishes and people hate him for that
>>157713480*Tel Aviv impressed*
>>157711599>all the replies from Tom simps saying he's readySo many fans can't seem to understand that fighters can say one thing online but something else in negotiations
>>157713232>>157713311>>157713330Boxers display more honor and respect than bjj fags.
>>157713618only cause the ref stops the "fight" before any damage can be dealt
>>157713680The gloves also stop them from fingering each other's assholes
The chin? The chin will be there for Ruffy...
>>157713743The chin? What chin?
>>157713377Nah fuck that!
>>157713779
>>157713911Business Nigga
>>157713911Sophisticated entrepreneur
Top 5 Jean Silva autism moments
>>157713911you can tell he's smart because he has glasses
>>157714036The new Champ is an autist
1 week until Ruffy literally retires Arman
Fartmeng? Fartmeng will hug
Ilia Topuria: No mas senor gaethje por favor
literally nothing of note happened yet heem.com is seething.
>>157714431About what
the exact moment tom aspinall decided he would rather retire than fight jon jones
>>157714452probably Tommy. he beat up a brown boy.
uhm is this allowed?
>>157714482it's funny so yes
big nigga giving lil nigga instructions. I see no problem.
khumsluts bacon bussy is still prolapsed
>>157714482he was cornering the guy on short notice
>>157711887Gane got flash KO'd by Tai Tuivasa, was just lucky enough to come to when his head hit the mat.
>>157712740Heavyweight is hardly ever good. Cain and JDS went alright.
>>157713330>4 guys jump Gordon Ryan>Can't hold him down or heem himShameful display.
Islam "woman respecter" Makhachev
>>157715412yjk he washed his hands afterwards.
thinking about how Islam was protected by the light of Allah with Shavkat's knee surgery
Tommy hater bros...
>>157714036Top 5 Jean Silva respecting Israel moments
>>157715840is your mustache white
>>157715974Not naturally but I dye it
>>157716026
>>157716026yea when dudes are farting cum on your face you fucking gay bitch
>defaults to gay response ever think of using normal adult sentences bud
you started it by bringing up a gay fighter
>>157713911It's about product. Product, motherfuckers
tattooed a dollar bill on sean omalleys dick called it microeconomics then tommy dung went to school to take it all in ye
evil rampage
Dana should invent a AI fighting championship would be pretty epic if you think about the possibilities
>>157714482>You got this brotha just lean against him for two more rounds
*stands in front of you not reacting to anything*
>>157716221Oh my god the possibilities! AI, just imagine oh how epic! I'm imagining it right now. Wow.
>>157716589>B-B-BUT THE FIGHTERS NEED TO BE PAID MOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!! >REEEEEEEE THEY H-h-H-HAVE F f F FAMILIES
>>157716589Story of my life dawg
>>157716720
Mma, slap fighting, bjj, boxingDaner literally owns combatbsports
>>157716879and mortals all fight in these combat sports? Dana white is mortal combat
Word is Dana is not taking the Conor Ben lost well and has been seen in Reno
>>157715412Do you think he respects layla machado?
>>157716589*kicks your nuts*
>>157709339>>157709582Babby's first """advanced""" white belt BJJ submission. It's literally impossible to get on anyone who actually knows BJJ because you can just move your arm out of the way lmao.
I do not support women in the workplace
>>157717032*take 5 minutes* >unable to continue >rematch scheduled for prelims on shitty card
Conor Benn made $15 million in 5 minutes in the UFC ring. Frankie Edgar made $6 million in 8 hours in the UFC octagon.Dana White canonically pays boxers 240 times what he pays MMAtards. You'd have to be a retard to do MMA when boxing exists.
Got a reel of Islam being asked about a Conor fight (lame) from real up close, and the comments are legitimately just women calling him beautiful and whateverAre brazzas really that appealing?
>>157717255TKO is a publicly traded company. Their numbers have to be rational. Zuffa Boxing is majority owned by the Saudis. It's not a business. It's a sports washing operation.
>sports washing FAGGOT!
>>157717283They all want to get invited to Muslim countries to get pooped on for $1 million so they can live a life of luxury.
>>157717444Dagestan isn't oil rich doe, they're not rich at allSame goes for most Muslim countries
>>157717485You sure b? I trained there and they checked oil all day
>>157711383shades of suga sean
>>157717610You got oil checked by a bunch of men?
>the protagonist and his friend that betrays him
>>157717902No!
>>157718065I'm foron my lazers ahh
>>157718329Firin
>>157718065Wait that has to be on purpose
>>157717255good thing fighters are retarded and keep this cycle up
>>157717324Arabs own 60% of Zuffa boxing and TKO owns 40%. TKO is not stupid so they probably have a clause that they can gain majority ownership whenever they want. Danas letting the arabs own majority because they are spending a shit ton of money to fund it. Saudia Arabia used to be run by older guys that didn't care about having a proper country or doing sports. Then the younger guys took over a few years ago and right away they wanted to modernize. The arabs see how the U.A.E(Dubai) lives it up next door and always gets cool UFC fights, concerts, and other fun stuff. So Arabs been seething about it.Saudia Arabia straight up tried to buy UFC love and wants constant events but Dana said no because they are very close with Dubai. Back in the day Dubai invested in UFC and helped them expand globally with their connections. So Danas loyal to them. The arabs recently started to gettinh a few UFC Riyadh in Saudia Arabia but they been giving scraps. The arabs want big events like Brazza vs Prates, Mcgregor, Topuria but its not gonna happen. So Saudia Arabia realizes that Dubai will always get the better UFC fights. So Arabs decided that they can have mma and they will go after boxing. Thats why Turki alsheik is spending so much on Zuffa boxing and UK boxing. Dana and Eddie Hearn are both key players in this Saudi boxing spending spree. Which is why they always get in fights lol.TLDR: The arabs are mad that their neighbors have a close relationship with UFC and Dana while they only get scraps. So they are trying to get Danas love through Zuffa Boxing. They want to own Boxing for tourism reasons and low key petty middle east rich people drama.
>>157711599Tom is stupid for signing with Eddie Hearn management. Toms just being used as a pawn by Eddie to piss Dana off. Eddie must have made a chess move last night because a few days ago Dana was cool with waiting for Tom. Now all of sudden he wants to strip him. Having good management matters. Thats why some guys get easy paths to the title and paid more.
>>157711237I have been around all kinds of people both male and female. Bunch of different races and religions. I would say 99% of guys do not like gay people and just tolerate them at a minimum. For women its about 50/50. They are better at hiding when they don't like them.
>>157710671Her cuck boyfriend is good with technology and social media. Dana just tolerates her because shes good at marketing and getting word out that a UFC fight is happening.
My sole issue with Nina is that she lies about not being mexican
My sole issue with Nina is that she isn't naked tied to my bed right now
>>157712245UFC pays about 20% which is fine. This is not basketball or soccer. UFC has more overhead and spends alot on growing the sport. Its still a new sport when compared to other very old leagues.Which have fanbases built in over several generations. UFC is not well known in a alot of places. They spend alot just on sports building and promoting. The UFC media and tv deals are also significantly much smaller than other sports leagues. So UFC has less money to work with than NBA or NFL which get ridiculous money for their media/tv deals. TLDR: Fuck them fighters, Danas paying them good enough. A mid tier guy like Kevin Holland has made 11 million. Who the fuck wants Kevin to make more money than that? Only reddit retards who dont understand business
>>157713911Money talksBullshit walks
>>157717283Some girls have been making fancam style videos of islam and other fighters on tiktok for a while. Now hundreds of girls are gooning to khabib x islam fanfics as we speak
>>157714257>Struggled with Diego >Struggled with Delgado until he caught him and subbed him.Jean Silva is good but hes not championship material. Jeans a top 5 gatekeeper. I can see Lerone and Movsar beating him easily on points. Volk would obliterate Jean.
>>157719150how much of that is step in moneyholland is a dawlg and was fighting 4 times a year on short notice
>>157719150Dana is unironically right when he says that the UFC is an opportunity, not a career. Fighters have a very short shelf life, the smart ones understand that and use their UFC time to build up a personal brand and invest their money in business opportunities like real estate or starting up their own gyms.
>>157719179Is there a single honest Nigerian?
>>157716221A.I is just glorified composite software (its good at mix and matching different shit to make it look like it made something new)Its gonna be used for meme business shit like organizing files, finding shit, calculating money. Its not as good as what they say it is and its not true A.I (cool robot shit, like ghost in the shell)TLDR: A.I is a meme and lowkey a silicon valley grift to milk investor money in a bubble. And yes it will pop like it did with Dot Com.
way too many words
>volk would beatVolks legitimately finished when he loses to Mogsar
this redditer goin off
>>157717255Its harder to be elite in boxing where only a small handful can make the big bucks. Everyone else gets paid thrash, including the middle class.In UFC you can be middle class journeyman and get paid good. Kevin holland has made 11 million, and bobby green has 9 houses, a strip club and a gym. It's smarter to do mma and if you do become elite you get even better money than kevin holland gets. Alex Pereira made 10 million for one fight. Not bad.
>>157719317Volk will beat Movsar unless his age finally catches up to him for that fight. Silva KOs him though, his specialty of backing guys up against the fence and throwing heat at them there is Volk's biggest weakness, same way Ilia got him
Movsar Evloev has zero knockdowns in his UFC career.
>>157717283Brazza is rich and famous. You can get any woman with fame and money. Females are status whores.
>>157719375
>>157719415I've never seen women openly just for any brazza like they do for Islam, not even Khabib. I think it's something to do with Islam having a more friendly and childlike disposition than the others
>>157717324Its not sports washing, thats a simplistic luke thomas explanation. The arabs are eventually gonna run out of oil. So they need to form a real economy and sports are a good way to kick start tourism to bring in people to your country to spend money, buy your shit. The arabs would rather UFC but Dubai wont allow it. So they had no choice but to take boxing instead for sports tourism.
>>157719460gsp thinking about this daily
>>157719454There are tonnes of gay fanfics of Islam and Khabib from tumblr types on archiveofourown
>>157719454He looks retarded and retards have big mengs
Should Delgado consider retirement? Getting subbed by a one arm choke in 2026 is unacceptable
>>157719509>tumblr types*gay doos
>>157711599Lmfaoooo! Yeah, Tom tested positive for roids. It’s over. Expect him to return flushed like Jamawl and Jerry for his next fight.
>>157719523how do you think Nick Newells opponents felt? sports not for mental midgets, ask dc
>>157719215UFC pays Holland extra for taking fights on last minute and saving fights. UFC likes team players and if you look at holland they give him favorable matchups too because they like him. If you help the UFC they throw you extra money, pay you for fan signing events and other paid for other promo stuff.Volk and Alex peireira also got alot of extra money for saving cards several times. That farm that Volk has impressive, must have cost him several million.
>>157719676you must be new to the fight game, welcome.
>>157719676you type like you're a botjust a whole lotta nothing comes out your mouth b
>>157719676God forbid Dana ask the fighters to be ready for work year round. Gonna call my boss tonight tell him I need an extra 50k cause Monday doesnt work for me see how that goes
Dogpile his ass
>>157719676>>157719736
>>157719676you have posted this word for word before b
>>157719246It truly is an opportunity but only for fighters that are decent or elite. They get alot of chances to make something of themselves. Pereira has a creatine brand. Volk owns a restaurant and a gym. Bobby has 9 houses which he can rent, a gym and strip club. Khabib owns several restaurants, a public gym and a private pro gym. Khabib also has an energy drink and several sponsors. Ankalev owns property and has a coffee shop. Stephen Thompson expanded his karate dojo to a mega gym and has several dojos. He makes millions off it. Lives in a literal mansion and has expensive modded cars. Sterling has a jamaican rum brand. Topuria owns a mma promotion with Ronaldo. He also is a sponsor for a bunch of spanish brands. Think he has a protein brand too. I can keep going but you get the point. Any decent fighter or elite can really build themselves with the UFC spotlight. It really is an opportunity and the UFC does not get a cut out of any of this. Its your own business, your own sponsors, your own thing that can keep going after they retire.The cans on the other hand suck and deserve to be broke. They should accept their fate, retire and go be normies that work like us. UFC is not for everyone and no one is entitled to a payday. You have to be worth it.
>>157719707>says nothing of substance>accuses me of being the botnigha its the other way around lol
The Prophet ﷺ said: خيارُكم في الجاهليةِ ، خيارُكم في الإسلامِ إذا فقُهوا “The best of you in the time of ignorance (Jāhiliyyah) are the best of you in Islam, if they gain understanding.” — Sahih al-Bukhari 3383; Sahih Muslim 2378
>>157719913thats it
>>157719883Dana is such a disgusting freak of nature. Jesus. His mom should’ve aborted him.
>>157719732If you're a pro fighter you should be training year round. Thats what the best fighters do. The shitty ones go on months long vacations and then wonder why they lost their next fight. They also get injured more when they take extended breaks. Being out of shape is an injury risk.
>>157720022unless you are BJ Penn
>>157719883Casting couch.jpg
take: japs lack what it takes to hang with Americans 20+ fights.
>>157709155The Thais wont convert to mma. Muay Thai is to coveted over their. They get more glory from being a thai fighter in thailand than doing mma. Danas better off going after the Japs and chinese.
>>157720091BJ Penn got by on being an exceptional natural talent in a time when the sport was still small and niche. IIRC, he got his BJJ black belt after only 3/4 years of training, which is the shortest possible time you can become a black belt, since the Gracie promotion system requires a mandatory wait period between brown and black belt, even if you're skilled enough to be a black belt. That doesn't exist in the modern sport, the skill floor has raised massively, and even elite fighters will get their shit pushed in if they try to take a fight coming off getting fat and drunk, look at what happened to Volk in the Islam rematch
>>157719946yeah you're definitely not a real person
Brazil can hang. Russia only hangs because they lurk but never engage. Australia full of posers, same with Africa and Thailand. Mexico? Absolute dogshit.
2-3 years heeming Dagestani minge and forget
>>157719948Who is this dime store Gay MAGA Patriot
>>157720747they're all munters lad, examine yourself
Now that’s a silver fawlx right there bappa!
>>157720370I ain’t even mad. Just disappointed.
The Goof lives a good life>Wakes up in comfy mansion that you recently expanded by demolishing your neighbors house>Have private chef cook a fancy breakfast with hand-squeezed OJ >Have assistant go fetch your car and have it spotless and tank filled up>Still has new car smell>Speed in your Ferrari and get to UFC HQ in couple of minutes>Bitch slap the shitty interns for not being real enough ufc fans>Fuck your private receptionist on desk>Give her rest of day off to go to mall>Go pump iron at your custom gym>Drink Topuria's protein brand he shipped you>Sabor de Choco Milku>Not bad.jpg>Watch power slap highlights in your office while you laugh>Call Lorenzo to bitch about Eddie Hearn>Go to UFC Chef and ask him to make you a fuckit friday meal>Go home early while Hunter has to finish planning the next card
>>157720843Going grey early is vastly preferable to balding
>>157720872Try half of this text and maybe I’ll consider reading it
FACT: The World is a better place because of Dana White.
>>157720946When you think about it yeah. I mean he’s gave me countless hours of entertainment and I didn’t pay a dime.
dana white ruined my life
>>157720881Women actually like grey hair. They like that older man look. The older I get the more women are attracted to me. In college I did okay but now...its much more than before. I don't even dress nicer or anything. I just have a few more wrinkles and some greys. They love that shit.
>>157721129Get these fucking FREAKS off my screen
>>157721146You’re a late bloomer, b. Many such cases.
>You wouldn't want to hold up the division would you?>Eh I wouldn't mind>Great you will be voluntarily vacating the belt next week>Nani!?Lol
>>157721157https://youtu.be/sZuEN18S38AVolume up
>>157721129>underbite >toilet teeth who can it be
>What's the kid's name? Tomala? Yeah, we're stripping him and making Gane vs Hokit for the title, it's gonna be a BADASS fight!
When Dustin said>put me in a penitentiary where I belong. I'm black!I felt that shit bro
pfl africa but in spain
Tomala Aspinovich? Creast of a peast. What’s that? Oh yeah we cut him I think. Next question.
>>157721951>>157721997Hem.
>>157721997PooFL b like: Obsidian vs Shadow
>>157721997Skin so dark they almost blended with the background
>>157721997locked characters
>>157721997>WHOM DO YOU SERVE?!
i am a fucking heemer im just stuck getting peached up by trialists because i won’t get off my fat fucking ass and train
>>157720881This is low T cope.
>>157711100Gaycheese is nothing without Wittman's special wrap plaster.
mm plastder..
R8 my coaching >Yo you gotta whack him with that jab man>you gotta clobber him man >reload those fists, pump fake then slide cancel >keep it nice n grippy champ >smother him with those heaters big guy >loosy n goosy champ keep him guessing
BREAKING: it’s burnover
bobby green gave me one of his houses, but it was one of the smaller ones. hate this motherfucker man. pay the fighters less.
>>157724039Crazy that Northern Ireland would be included with Ireland. Chat is this real?
>>157724039Wont happen, U.S wont allow it. These are just meme moves to get politicians to fight.
>>157724510>US won’t allow it You think you have a say?
Is it just me or does the hate for Tommy McMillen seems racially motivated?
>>157724548The truth is that U.S has immense influence over U.K politics. They would never let a breakup happen. It would get in the way of U.S business interests and cause security issues for Europe. For any major things (Security, National level things, major economic issues) the U.S basically runs Europe. Everything else they leave to UK or EU to decide.
Been thinking of going to Bobby Greens strip club but im worried its only gonna be black women dancing naked. If their no white ladies and latinas I wont go.
>>157724740LOL. Is the strait of Hormuz open yet? Has Iran surrendered?
Interesting https://isthestraitofhormuzopen.com/
>>157724901I thought the US controls everything worldwide though why can’t they open a strait?
>>157724901Persians are Zoroastrian.
OH NO NO NO NO NO…
>this mindbreaks the american empire
>>157724930>Saves Europe twice in WW1 and WW2>Germany was key trouble maker>Brits were kinda the good guys>French were fags and liabilities>U.S weapons, Supplies, Food and soldiers win you the war>They even Rebuild Europe with U.S Loans>U.S asks for nothing in return...And then they just let them do whatever they want. Surely thats what any country would do after helping so much. Does that make sense to you?Or how about the reality. The U.S controls Europe heavily, Australia, Japan, South Korea too. Few others scattered around. In Latin America more loosely, mainly just resource sites. Asia far more loose. Africa they dont give a shit about.Middle east they control only partially. They could heem Iran but it would be expensive and take to long. So they're doing negotiations.
>>157725054
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
>>157719454>I think it's something to do with Islam having a more friendly and childlike disposition than the othersCorrect. Korean MMA fans actually call him "Macaroon" because he's sweet and because it's similar to his nameBut his appearance and particularly his eyes play a part in it too>>157719520Wrong plus at the JDM weigh in we saw that there was literally nothing there
>>157725182Fatstelum lit that with farts after he ate a Bean and Cheese Burritos.
GEEEEEEEEEGGG
>>157725326>ummm actually it doesn’t matter that we are losing a war again and being humiliated on the world stage because umm… Muslims or something… fuck!
Anyways, I'm excited for Volk vs MovsarVolk doesn't have a very good record against Caucasians, but who knows eh?
>>157725543Pedoev lost to Allen, b.
>You’re laughing. Americans are losing a war again against a massive underdog and you’re laughing.
>>157725581>Brit doesnt realize that Iran war is fucking him up tooSo those petrol prices and food just been getting more expensive on their own huh?
>>157725568I wish that were the case. Hopefully 'Lex finishes the job, but again, he unfortunately probably won't
>*gulps*>>157725710>umm achtually you’re l-losing too!!!HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>157725396ok and now look up how many bases they have globally. Im sure they will be fine. Also please note how many are jn Europe... Do you really think you guys are in charge over there? lol
>>157725759>global empire starts crumbling because you get too cocky against a 1000:1 underdog who kicks your ass >somehow spins this into a positive
hey cucklords>>>/pol/
>>157725271Brazza is pretty adorable desu. Kinda looks like an innocent forest creature or something.
We can’t lose… not like Vietnam… not like Afghanistan… not again… but this will be so much worse… we might never recover…
>Iranians>Semites
>>157725813>kicks their assbro do you even know whats really happening. Nobody is winning, its a stalemate with meme drones hitting random targets. Why do you think they are negotiating? The Saudis are the ones getting heemed in Yemen. If you want an actual losing situation.
>>157725893How come Islam's never worn one of these to a fight? Kinda based desu
>>157725990Persians are aryan. Brazzas are caucasian. Theirs many types of muslims.
>>157725888Vietnams the only legit loss of past few decades. The others the U.S chose to leave. The Vietnamese were crazy tho they were jumping out of trees and swinging on vines. Some would pop out of secret tunnels. Everyone was high ass shit on vietnamese jungle weed too. Watch some vietnam war docs. crazy ass war
>>157726175Arabs are a minority of Muslims, Arabians and Levantines even more soMajority of Muslims are SEAsian, then South AsiansJudaism is much more of an ethnoreligion than Islam, cmon now
>>157726287Faurk. What I said wasn't that political thoughbeit
can't we all just get along
>>157726332Seems to me like you fell for a trap of your own making.
What do the Irish think of Tommy McMillen?
FACT: The US has no choice but to run away from Iran and lift all sanctions in order to open the Strait of Hormuz. And yes RUNNING AWAY counts as a loss.
>>157726416I come here to ignore politics, why do I have to be humiliated like this when I just want to talk about fighting? Please stop
>>157726416Paki is rooting for Iran. Imagine my surprise.
>>157726398
>>157726492There’s no need to root for them. You’ve already lost. Trump is pulling out after the mid terms are disastrous.
>>157725990Semitic is an ethnic term, not a religious one. Jews and Arabs are Semites, Persians are Indo-Aryans
>>157726816I went through a phase where I was obsessed with learning the origins of different world languages, that comes with learning quite a few ethnic terms as well
>>157726727Indians are the ones that are indo-aryan. Persians are just aryan
>>157726706Trump won't pull out. It will make his presidency look like a failure. Hes gonna stay until he gets a favorable deal. Which means this shit wont be resolved for a couple of years. Unless something major happens. I keep telling you its a stalemate. The persians are too scared to push too hard and U.S doesn't want to put boots on the ground.
>>157724548Yes.
>>157726416Nah, we're winning.
>>157726996As long as the strait isnt open. You’re losing, and hard. Goodbye petrodollar.
>seething about daddyricaholy reddit
>it's closed!!!!1!It's not closed.
>the past 20 posts are either political or homosexual/heem/ might be back
>>157727250U.S has enough oil with Venezuela and other sources. They can take their time with Iran to be honest. Also stop being a BRICS fag its a meme. the Dollar is still strong.
>>157727366/heem/ is better when its loose moderation. The tranny janny over does it banning everyone and then nobody comes to threads.Its better this way. We always go back to talking about mma on our own. Its a slow few weeks tho. The cards been meh tier.
>>157726492Why would we root for you jew worshipping freaks? Your country is the enemy of white people everywhere and always has been.
>>157727441You will be pulling out of Iran this year and that is a fact.
>>157727638>>157728008Kowtow before your betters.
>>157725160why dont they just make a new river
Brazza is right. Jones cheated, therefore no goat. GSP is a roid monkey too. Silva as well.By process of elimination Brazza is now the true #1 all time p4p GOAT.
>>157725176>>Brits were kinda the good guys
>>157729489If he trained at any gym other than AKA he would admit that Jon is the GOAT.
>>157725176the war was 90% finished when the yanks decided to turn upchad brits were soloing krauts for 3 years before japs bombed
>>157730388You dropped this, King
>>157730388man fuck u bruh
FACT: If America’s record in major wars was a fighter they would be 1-3-1
>>157729489retardslam forgot he popped as well
>>157729489Nigglam popped too, kek.
lidl bet meldonium brazza, is for heart, u no dis
Arman Tsarukyan MUST fall
biggest fight of both fighters fight life
T-City, a Pitbull with Iwo, and Gable getting sparked.
>>157730914>tai +425think I might just lose two dollars on that one
keep seething over slamdaddy
>>157730914wtf is this
Ciryl Paigne
>>157731013Thats your feature prelim. It is a fight for the fans by the fans.
>>157731009This card has seven fights worthy of parlaying for life changing money. I believe in you
>>157731060are you crazy in the head man
Vril Gane.
we are tom aspinall wecarry the flame
Cyril Asker
>>157731263many nay myriad recant these very (excellent) words
>>157731145>Who you trying to get crazy with ese?>Don't you know I'm loco?
Tim Elliott only lost a round because he pretended to be hurt.
>>157731404>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EkRXnERWEJQ
The winner takes it allThe loser standing smallBeside the victoryThat's her destiny
At the end of the day, aren't we all just really big kindergartners? - Pat Barry
huge is only good helsinkier
tomorrow i have so pig hangover
we drink like 9l wine in 2 days 2l booze 72 beers and some liquors we are 3 guys
>>157731282Lole.
>>157725176>Germany was key trouble makerShalom
>>157725176>>157730238i unironically hope you both get super aids
Justin's walkout has leakedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10-QgcsSQlk
>>157709775He looks like richard rameriz
>>157710188Nice poem, queer.
>>157732109Hervorragender Beitrag, mein Bruder.
>>157709775My gf said he is cute. Is it over?
some sport you have here, more like human cockfighting
now yuo see,,,
>>157733485cuck
me vs TDScels
>>157734686King Sean vs King Green
>>157734623OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Looks very fascist
>>157735150was he a marine?
>>157735345Not just any marine, a sergeant in the marines
imagine how many little arab kids luke thomas gunned down
I'm surprised he doesn't hate the Dagestanis
>>157735150because he was a marine. a HECKIN killing machine
my odyssey to being ufc welterweight champion
What will his legacy be?
>>157735150Last time I watched one of his videos he was talking about how he regrets these tattoos lol i genuinely think Luke might kill himself one day.
>>157736569his kids. you?
>>157736627Asspenal fans in shambles.
>>157736569Greatest heavyweight to ever do it. A man so tremendous in strength and skill that he forced Jon Jones into retirement
tom aspainall is an embarrassment to the sport
Dana White bought me a vape at a gas station when I was only 17 years old
>>157736892
he's focken retarded mate
>>157719430>>157719883This is a sugar baby situation.
>>157736879Jon jones is 40 years old brother. Tom trying to fight a 40 year old legend at the end of his career while hes in his prime is absurd and just shows what an asshole tom is.
>>157736979tom? that guy still in the ufc?
>>157737013I dont know. What i hear is he faced one moment of adversity and was never seen again.
Worthless rematches yaaaayyyy
poomar woke up yet?
>https://x.com/ChampRDS/status/2099233263587836072
>>157737197He had 4 surgeries.
Jon jones legacy endured the duck saga. Will tom legacy be restored off a heem? Or was it inflated and only corrected by the eye poke incident? Tune in to find out
>>157737406
>>157736961runs in the family. toms special interest is male fingers which is why he wants them in his eyes and in his asshole
>tom legacy
>>157721997truly the niggest
>>157737702For a millimeter long micro fracture behind his eyeball. What a pussy.
Padbeast tanked about 20 eyepokes from Garth. Levels.
>>157709775Him vs someone like Trevor Peek would be an absolute banger. He's fun, but only because dawlg+slop is kino.
>you ever hear of rose namajunas?
>>157738319very canadian post
>>157738072No it wouldn't because Trevor Peek is dogshit and Tommy is actually good. It would just be a one sided beatdown.
so are we making a new thread ot what
>>157738603
>>157714462How to get a sociopathic aura and confidence like this?
