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What's hyrox?
It's an indoor fitness racing series where athletes run 8 km and workout at 8 different stations. One km run followed by a functional workout station, repeated 8 times. It can be very intense.
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this is probably more fit for >>>/fit/
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>>157714473
She shat herself Jan
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>>157714561
Ain't that some shit...
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crossfit clowns
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uh oh stinky
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Australian shitposting reaching another level
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>>157714410
women have gone too far
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>>157714410
winner mindset
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Why is athlete shit always so runny? I want to see a big curly solid that looks like the emoji.
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She’s got that grindset
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>>157714766
High concentration of sodium and magnesium inside sport drinks make the dookie runny
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Imagine the smelle.
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Jesus christ apparently she just kept competing. all of the discussion around this is about how they need to change the rules so that people that do that can be removed
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if a dog did this in a dog sport it would get disqualified
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I am not posting any more photos to not get banned, but hyrox subreddit has them, that cunt really got all machines dirty with shit
how does chinese staff even tolerate this, I'd expect they beat you with wooden sticks for something like this
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happens quite often in hyrox
diapers are common
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I would not have expected china to put up with this.
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>chinese century they said
>you can just shit all around their gyms
huh
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>>157714766
because you do not shit yourself without havin diarrhea
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Why are white roasties like this?
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>>157714410
I like the Chinese baddies that do it
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>>157728319
hyrox or shitting themselves?
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>Take laxatives in capsule form shortly before the competition
>Make sure to be in the first heat
>Start fast and immediately shit yourself to handicap all subsequent competitors

A true full-body sport.
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>>157728341
That was an Australian. Literal irl shitposting is pretty funny.
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Horse poos on racetrack, everyone approve. Human female poos on racetrack, everyone upsetti!
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Not enough scat fetishists in this thread! Sad!
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>>157714410
Hyrox is just a big circle jerk for fitness /influencers/ and insta thots to show off their peptide/steroid/surgery maxxed bodies…. And I like it!
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>>157714473
Nah senpai. Its a laughing stock over there just like crossfit.

>>157740641
This. Some entitled crossfit influencer. Tried OCR and thought "eeew i got mud on me and i cant film content". Lets make another format and name it after something something high rockstar". Tho it is eye candy i agree
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>>157740738
Hyrox athlete are legit desu. Performed well and won many fitness championship against athletes from other sports. Though many of them started out playing other sports
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>>157714410
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Oh look it's more deranged coomer brainrot.
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This is another crossfit 2.0 trend of exercise that will flush in a couple of years
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>>157714410
i saw this on the news and i knew there would be a thread about it on this board



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