>Lap:#8553>Countdown to Well Done Baku GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>157716579>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq >24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>TGR Haas F1 Team Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:228>Fernando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:238 (237 starts)>2026 WDC Standings:ANT: 292 (+25)RUS: 211 (+10)HAM: 191 (+0)NOR: 186 (+15)LEC: 167 (+12)>2026 WCC Standings:Mercedes: 503 (+35)Ferrari: 358 (+12)McLaren Mercedes: 306 (+19)Red Bull Racing Red Bull Ford: 230 (+26)Racing Bulls Red Bull Ford: 77 (+2)>2026 WEC Standings:RUS: 840.49 (+77.02)HAM: 593.03 (+53.42)LEC: 570.62 (+81.99)>News:ANT VER NOR LEC RUS LAW COL PIA LIN HULAntonelli wins Spanish Grand Prix to extend title leadSpanish GP brake failure ends impressive Hamilton F1 2026 streakMax Verstappen is DOTDVery important poll: https://strawpoll.com/GPgVYEwK4na
>ynr Sir Lewis Hamilton's championship charge
slag
>>157717734OP is a gay cunt
gimi
norizz got cucked lmaounlucky champ
>>157717777based digits
Mclel is literally sponsored by coke
Realistically, how do you fix this shit? For me, it's a straight from turn 10 all the way to turn 20.
pozzed oppozzed thread
>>157717789straight from 1 to 7
>>157717788we know, we've all heard Zak's interviews
bismillah dear friends
>ynr Shitmilton
>>157717789
>>157717734dali was a patriot, reminder
>Russlel +30s in the joint fastest car>Piastri behind Golapinto in the joint fastest carhello exposed department
>>157717763>flagyou wouldn't get it
>piashit
CULOPOINTSCULOPOINTSCULOPOINTS
>>157717834safety car pitstop for shartonellino safety car pitstop for russell
>>157717844putopoints
>FraudStappen can't even get a podium without lucky VSC in the car with the best engineHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA500 MILLION DOLLARS BTW
>>157717840Norizz is finishing second at this rate
>Look I reposted it!Yawn
>hamspammer cope just dropped
Norris is dross can't even pass Max in a rocketship
OK AI, generate me a typical Formula 1 driver who is entirely mechanical, has zero personality and fits perfectly to this AI generated championship.
>>157717838what are you on? left has the better body aswell
>>157717789>straight from 05 to LA MEMEMENTAL>fix the useless 90 degree turns of 11-19and you have an alright track
>>157717777More like lucky champ
>retard missing since lap 7 returns after traditional sunday cry and mental breakdown/f1/ is healing
>>157717876NO REFUNDSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
>>157717861I hope he does because russlel finishing even further behind nugimi will be hilarious
>>157717893>straight from 05 to LA MEMEMENTALthey dont want any funny business there, so impossible
country flag pride baby
>>157717855>55
>>157717922queer
>>157717919delete this
500 MILLION DOLLARSWELCOME BACK NEXT VETTEL!AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
>>157717919AAAAAAAAA LIBERTY MEDIA SAVE ME, TAKE THIS NON-SPONSORED BEVERAGE FROM HERE
>reusing someone else's mental retardation gimmickUmmm
>>157717789There. Wheres my $$$$$$$$$ ??
>>157717935He's not lucky enough to be born in the pre spending cap era like Hamilcar where Mercedes can outspend everyone for a decade (and still bottle it regularly)
>>157717920shouldnt have built the track then simple as
>>157717922BASED
FraudStappen will never win anything ever again
has james vowles apologized already to sainz for the crash with alonso?
>ynr oliver bearman
>>157717876clockwork everytime hamilshit dnfs
>>157717950superclipping toyour bank account as we speak
>>157717950>sector 3 untouchedstill dogshit
What did Nico mean by this?
twinkmula 1ben sulayem and domenicali are twink-loving niggerfaggots
>>157717956OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO CLAP FOR VSC ASSISTED PODIUM, AND GET EXCITED FOR NEXT VSC ASSISTED PODIUM
London street track to replace silverstone
>toto: kimi has superior genetics uh oh
and that's why newfags need to learn that the first thing you do on /f1/ is to filter pedonesia and the baltics and finland
>>157717889the darker the better
Taking a shit right now, it's gonna last longer than poomilton did this race lol
>>157717964the bear never stood a chance against the rat
>>157717992Italians aren't white so he's allowed to say that
>Gasly said "don't talk to me, radio over" when being told to let Colapinto through due to Piastri likely overtaking both>Colapinto finished ahead, defending against Piastri after Gasly went to pits at the last lapHonestly, great teammate.
>narg soon will have more wins than goblino haha
>>157717995>piercings in places that don't belongSkank
>>157718030You have to keep in mind that Lando at least had a competitive teammate to fight against while battling for his championship, unlike Kimi.
>>157718034there are exactly 0 places where piercings belong
>>157718030Nah, Norizz will win a few more this year, he will have more than ps3 and chuck tho
>>157718028TAKE MY ASS SOPHIA
>The goblando norizz era
>>157718028those pointy shoes are perfect for butt insertion & verbal bullying games
>>157718034you WILL respect her
>ackajr might miss bakuoh no
>Lewis Hamilton has an overbearing paddock dadAwww so wholesome!>Kimi Antonelli has an overbearing paddock dadAwww so wholesome!>Max Verstappen has an overbearing paddock dadAAAIIIIEEEEEEE
Am I the only person who just noticed how hard Red Bull just threw that race?Or are the Verstappen fans in this general fucking stupid?
well, see you around>>157718049ears>>157718069good
Antonelli's really had some good luck this season. I wish he could prove it properly
>>157718075They are so meek since Horner leftAlways willing to throw Max under the bus whenever he gets racist
>>157718069
>>157718060dude coud've pulled away in clean air.after ferrari mclel prob has the worst strategies
>>157718013insane how EXPOSED gasly got
>>157718096He was ahead of Antonelli, just wait a lap for Hammerton's brakes to fail.
>>157718069The abdul era is over
>>157718102mclaren has worse people just care too much about ferrari so they overreact
>>157718069Funny how nobody misses him.
Imagine being paid an insane amount of money. Supposedly you are the "GOAT" of the sport with million gorillion WDCs. Then imagine at the start of the race, after your team does everything for you, fucking up because of your own mistake and retiring while your teammate has to carry the torch after your fuckup. Yeah, I'm thinking Max is complete and utter shit. (pic unrelated)
>>157718083bye
Antonelli's boring.F1 will die with him winning everything.
>>157718069Did they cut his hands off for stealing or something?
>>157718069who?
>>157718157demonically disagrees
>>157718069yeah there goes his career, just bin that retard and bring back tsunoda while keeping an eye on slater or tsolov.
Bono my brakes
>>157718180It sucks they brought Tsunoda back instead of giving Iwasa a go
russell getting completely blown the fuck out out by kimi puts into perspective just how shit hamilton really is, the guy who lost to him by a large margin 3 years in a row
>>157718157F1 died last year, anon...
remember this Kimi is not a Kimi, is an Andrea.don't fail for the jewsatanic-nostalgia-bait.
>>157717950benis :3
>>157718069was retardo away for this long?at least he had a better excuse
>>157718216russell would easily win against kimi if it was still ground effect era
>>157718075>Am I the only person who just noticed how hard Red Bull just threw that race?no>Or are the Verstappen fans in this general fucking stupid?calm down faggot
Colapoints!
>indononce cant bring himself to support a white man to shitpost>not even a greasy wopGonna be a rough decade to be a seamonkey
>>157718010Italians are the greatest of whites
>>157718075how did red bull throw that race
>>157718028TAKE MY SOUL WHORE
>>157717870>>157717901>>157718312relax
>>157718322>le give back le position to hamiltard (with antonelli in-between as well)that
>>157718137interesting neck tattoo he has
>>157718365he would have likely gotten a 10 second penalty and then finished p3
>>157718384at least try goddammit
Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit
>>157718350hey you call her a whore again and she will throw you off that balcony
>>157718390https://streamain.com/en/NVd5NtJS29oghOu/watch
>>157718180If throwing Hadjar out then instead of Tsunoda bring Tsolov to the grid. Tsunoda doesnt need place in F1 anymore
Lol
Tsunoda > riam
>>157718427come to think of it, why is it mickey mouse that become a symbol of bullshit
>>157718494Such powerful racism, even mystery meat isnt safe
>>157718534small innit
>>157717789straighten it from 12 to 17add whores in the middle
>>157718555>add whorescheck'd
>>157717734>anon promised me 21 redflags today>got none>instead got monaco v2 but with dirt stands instead of yatchs>mfw
>>157718028TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
>>157718576>yatchsnatch(it's yacht)
>the first few corners are shit but the rest are shitokay well hah hah, uhh, ehh, sorry for the use of language... let's get back to the studio!
>>157718494
FUCK LANDO NORRISI seriously fucking HOPE some madman puts laxative in his food. Fucking stupid cunt.
>>157718494>he put his legs on the tablehe was trully pissed nice
stream died on me earlyhow did Verstappen secure P2, when Norris was within 1 second for ~20 laps to go?
>norizz becoming a BIGGER cunt pussy faggot than Damon "I retired in a reace because of mental fatigue" Hill ever wasglorious timesmy fucking kekerinos, death to mclaren, their fans, death to norizz, death to mercedes and hamilshitPenelope Kvyat's well used moist cunny.
>>157718494i dont get it
>>157718752its monaco v2, all he had to do was drive in the middle of the road
>>157718752Mental midget, remember '24 when he'd just shit the bed following people, especially max? Kind of just that, he even blew a corner and battery dumped while max autism'd through squabbling backmarkers
>>157717919For me its bangs root beer
>>157718214Maybe they thought Tsunoda was Iwasa.
>medshitters really think the universe won't punish them for breaking one of its most fundamental principles (medshitter theory)
>>157718752track's shit for overtaking and the one chance he had he fumbled
>Sainz: he complained over the radio, so he managed to get a penalty imposed on me, as always.
>med race>no med slag postingWas a truly awful race
>>157718765>Penelope Kvyat's well used moist cunnyerror 404 not found
Don't rub one out too hard kids>>157718069
big sweaty australian man chest(uuunnnf~)
Only 9 more years of Madring to endure lads.
>the goblando era>one of the worst title defences ever mounted Will he retire due to mental fatigue and claim the hill title?
>>157719071Too late. I will also not be able to race at Baku
>>157719139Sad to see you miss it anon.
>>157718244>f1 stopped featuring attractive grid ladies with exposed midriffsthe trve moment f1 was kill
>>157719110the new valencia
>>157719055Kino
>>157719133lando would have won, in a car that is clearly not the fastest.
>>157719139>First thing Max does after racing is to wank oneBased
>>157719281Kelly doesn't let me hit after I shave
>>157719110MADring?more like BOring lul
>>157719080what's he doing these days?
>>157719345streaming himself gaming on twitch and kick
How did Hamilshit dnf?Was it a kek worthy crash?
>>157719475Nah, breaks failed
>>157719320LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
>>157719439fr fr?
>>157719475Bumped wall, brakes failed
>>157719507no cap
/biz/ idea, the one that will save the sseries: grid art hoes
>>157718322Max should've had the presence of mind to know that running wide and building a gap to the car you were racing with is a guaranteed penalty, even if he ran you off the track. something he himself has taken advantage of whilst being on the other side of the equation. If he had given the position back quickly, he could've done what Antonelli did and immediately made the pass again. but instead he decided to stubbornly refuse to acknowledge any possible wrongdoing until Lewis was miles behind. this isn't even mentioning how half a lap later Lewis' brakes died and he would've blown by regardless. He has an awful temper and is never shrewd enough to use the rules to his advantage. He thinks he can bulldoze his way through the race and that his raw talent will cover him.
>>157719603didn't read lolget canceraids
>>157719623baste
>>157718494lol
>>157718534euros (particularly the French) had a meltdown over Disney making animated adaptations of various fairy tales, claiming they were "Americanised, sanitised, and phoney", so started using Mickey Mouse/Disney as shorthand for anything they deemed "fake''.
>>157719690they're mad because snow white isn't wearing her burqa
Will Max get a penalty and drop to 3rd?
Literally every single comment about this race on youtube or r*ddit is "people" hating the track, calling it a snoozefest, saying it's a worse version of Monaco.Well personally I don't hate it. It wasn't awful imo. There's a lot of better tracks F1 could've gone to but I think it's being overhated rn because a lot of F1 fans love to hate everything new regardless of whether it's good or truly awful.Crucify me for saying thay idc. I actually *enjoyed* watching the race.
>>157719930brave and stunning
>>157719320hehe got'em
>>157719914For what, shitting on the track and swearing like a sailor?
>>157719930We already have Monaco. We don't need 10 more Monacos that only share the bad aspects of that track and none of the history and heritage.Do you like hamburgers? Do you like onions on your hamburger? Most people do. What if everything gets smaller and smaller on your hamburger until nothing is left but onions? Do you still like your hamburger now?
>>157720097>Do you like onions on your hamburger?No.
>>157720033Cutting the corner with all 4 wheels and staying ahead of Norris in one of the last laps.
>>157720122Just imagine you do
BOSSBERG
>>157720135Investigated and cleared as they crossed the line at the end
>>157720269is that a trick question like the one about breakfast
>>157717922this track looks like a fatal racing one
>>157720294wasn't Proudy Senior brought on board when the track layout was already set in stone?
>>157720531he was confused because everyone in the stands was chanting for Franco
>>157720549>ja, Karl, you zee, I don't think your Sohn can be a Weltmeister, he's not like his Vater, ja, now show me that paella joint
Remember back when everyone was saying this would be narb's year?
>>157718776Lando complained on the radio about Max cutting the corner, while he did the same just a couple of laps earlier. The highlights in the cooldown room showed both in a row with Max appearing slightly judgemental
I missed the race, watching now.Don't spoil please.
>>157721325>late stage zoomeritis lingofuck, Earth had it, frfr, no cap, on god
Between Sainz, Piastri and Russell I can't decide whose stock dropped the hardest from last season.
>>157720929people talk about how bad of a year this is for Sharls and Pastry but none of them even come close to Ruslel's humiliation, this isn't even a 2016 scenario it's clubbing baby seals tier
>>157721418Lowkey, Lil bro has has main character syndrome chat.
>>157721695piss3
>>157721695Piastri and Russell were hyped up as title contenders at the start of the year, it's not even close.Saar does deserve to get lynched for willingly associating with such a shit track however.
>>157720549he made it shit on purpose, as a joke
>>157721758I'd agree, but it's funny when this nepobaby gets fucked over
>>157721418>>157721704"Mint" is not zoomer speak, its been British slang since like the 80s
>>157722087streets ahead
>>157722125t*rger is the devil
>>157722125>an inch too coolhe wants to see eight inches of his heat
Meanwhile, in turnleft (Forma de figure 8)https://x.com/TheOnePizzaMan/status/2099146766058684545
>brit gets fucked by the rule that has shafted so many others in the past>"we need to start a conversation"lol, lmao even
>>157722592>Jeffrey gets out and starts kicking Dana, and then in the pits apparently a 400-person fight broke out when Dana swerved to hit Jeffrey’s crew according to IMPD report. Dana has been taken to jail and charged with a misdemeanor and a felony.UNBELIEVABLE LEVELS OF SOVL
>Are you sure?>Yes
>>157722695apple doesn't fall far from the tree
>>157722592ts is so peak
>>157720929Yeah, this was an extremely free WDC. Rocket ship + inexperienced teammate. What could possibly go wrong?
>>157722820
it's too late to redeem...
>>157722022>nepobabyif you can't admit his performance this season hasn't been impressive you're just a hater
>>157722695>"I think only British drivers should be allowed 4 tires, everyone else should start on 3."
What was he thinking here?
>>157723406
>>157719603>know that running wide and building a gap to the car you were racing with is a guaranteed penaltymany no such cases...
>>157723444Hes saying the complete opposite if he didn't have bad luck with the VSC and wins by 15 seconds.
What happened with Lando? I had to miss like half the race.
>>157720294My champion
>>157723649he's still gay
sergio perez appreciation and ackowledgement post.
>>157720929Honestly i was thinking this season would have been total Russel dominance, glad i was wrong
>max gets forced wide while ahead at the start of the race by a driver complaining about no brakes, who then retires due to said no brakes>Piastri has a bit of hanging wing from a turn one collision>stroll retires with bad brakes>sainz is a retard with Alonso and then retires>some other driver retires (can't remember who it was) >Lando complains about a made up leaving the track on the second to last lap>that's pretty much all that happens during the first race at a shit show of a track like the muh-dringWhat the fuck was that? I was promised mayhem and carnage.
>Everyone shitting on my country when the track was designed by an Italian (and who happened to win the race???)
>>157723868who allowed the italian to build it there in the first place, hmmmm?
>>157723587I was so mad when they gave Lewis the "no lasting advantage" ruling at Abu Dhabi i turned the race off and almost didn't turn it back on. I was about done with F1 after that and if it wasn't for Latifi there is a good chance i might've given up on F1 for years.
>>157717783>ywn have a cute blond spaniard yell at me while hauling a dead merc across a field
>>157723976same
>>157723975>"mein Mohammad ist anders, der ist ein ganz lieber"
what does he do?
>>157724122yes
>>157724122easiest money since they invented 99 cents in advertising
aura loss this weekend was historic
The most cucked motorsport in existence.
>>157724122Ruin Albon's team.
welcome to the club nicohttps://x.com/rosbergvet/status/2099159913691828611
>>157723587and then last year, when leclerc did the same to get past lewis and max did the same to overtake some cars, there was no penalty to leclerc or maxwtf do you want?
>>157723248you're right, it hasn't been impressive. It never has.
>>157724388>>157720294
>>157723868/f1/ shits on all countries, tracks, drivers and teams.
>>157724452exactly
>>157724439>it hasn't been impressivehe is constantly outperforming the merc rocketship in a weaker car. look at his teammate. where is he at? he's almost a lap down, even though norris lost 22 seconds to bad luck.
>>157724396>wtf do you want?gravel traps, so everything is solve automatically
>>157724580you're the one that said it hasn't been impressive?
>>157722592>>157723146American racing is so good, man.
Why is Sainz pissing away all the good will he built?
>>157724649gary anderson is a scottish darts player
>please give us one more lap of VSC!!!That ruins the product of VSC and its unpredictability entirely, and all it's all procedural for the entire grid to get new tyres and no position changes. It's a shame it's retards always with the loudest voices...
>>157724122crashingsadly with survivors
>>157722592>Punching a guy with a helmet onnascar level brain here
>>157724607are you retarded
>>157724452i didn't even know he was the ambassador for this disaster of a track, very apt given how fucking dire it washe keeps finding new ways to antagonise me
>>157724813>he keeps finding new ways to antagonise meand i hope he keeps doing it!
>>157724743abdul era max is utterly useless
>>157720294>fuck this track>also FUCK sainz
were losing our greek for sure after this onethis shit would push anyone over the edge
>>157722022kek dont bothermax has a literal army of simps who will come up with every excuse in the book for him. its always been this way
>>157724743>max's advice for managing emotionssomethingsomething losing the 2025 wdc, soemthingsomething yelling at journalists
>>157721418ok unc hes like 20 years younger than you but thats not even zoomer lingo thats british lingo
any time now for the next Schumacher
something wrong with br*ts
>>157724667f1 is not a nice personality contest btw, it's who has the cutest pet championship
Good race for us chuckbros
>>157725105
>>157725105what's going on here?
>>157724976Max inflicts maximum seething.How does one do it so often?It's like a super power.
>>157724649>gary andersonhe shouldn't be saying this after what he did to the vikes in 98
I am the law
>>157724122act proudythat'll be 30 mil
>>157725123fans arent ready for hulkenbergs dominance hes going to dethrone that fraud versloppen who is barely getting podiums despite having the best power unit>>157725871pic rel
>>157726191i fought the law and i won
>>157726409Was the photographer holding a Canon? Seems justified
>lando cut the chicane on purpose to try to gain a SoC advantage vs maxbig
>>157726191havent seen anyone apologise to my guy yet
CHADpinto
just whipped together a bangin potato saladbosh.here are formula foids to justify giving you this information
>>157726565>here are formula foids to justify giving you this informationwill never be F1 related
>>157726633
>>157726565>foids instead of olliewhat happened to you?
>>157718765TwainANO>>157719320Based twain>>157720294BASEDberg>>157721418>>157722087As someone who has watched some bri'ish television I can confirm it isn't zoomer slang.
>>157726565Cuties.I look forward to being the wealthy middle aged guy they have to fuck in order to have a career
>>157719320If it was Jorj's home GP it would be the BOOring
>>157724396Death
>>157724388>55 fans seething to the point of thinking he means Sainz designed the tracklmao
>lando is so fast bropiastri is really bad these regs so lando must be overperforming.mclaren has been faster than ferrari for half the season
>>157727057what comes in 2033?
>>157726565I’m joining you and your whores.
>>157727246vierte reich
>>157726804nothingfucking scrooge mcduck ass admin wont post him and i like to keep it fresh
>>157724878W-what
>>157727310there are hundreds and hundreds of fan pages posting angles of shit that the paid social media accounts will never give you
>>157727467yes but i have standards.
>>157727246christ, hopefully
>>157727524
>>157727057Can anybody QRD me on the Abdul era?
>>157718110STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM
>>157727750deluded paki fantasies that make them seem like they matter globally
>>157728045>using paki as an insult in the abdul era
>>157726565>- midriff babes>+ retarded tiktok whoresnice going 2020s
>>157721758>a race should be won by the guy who can put in the best performanceso most races (including today) should be won by AMX?based Goblando
On a scale of 1 to Piastri how mentally buckbroken is Russell right now?
>>157724878>abdul era>50% electric globohomo carsexplain?
>>157724122He drives
I'm gay
>>157728620Weet ik
we know
>>157728620Nice to meet you mr president
>>157728531>KomatsuSainz to Haas confirmed?
>>157728657this was meant for >>157728620
>>157728462electric cars aren't globohomo anymore, they were only globohomo when reddit was worshiping elon musk; ffs i hate it when pozfags come here and shit up our secret club with their ignorant shit
>>157728839thank you siri
>>157728620:3
>>157728851>when reddit was worshiping elon muskThey do not want to get reminded of that, or ignoring Covid for two weeks when the George Floyd riots were happening
>>157729051That was during covid? Fucking hell, time is ago
>>157729257What's the next track that will look like this?
>>157729311monaco de espain
Non-whites having a rough day of it with poois and goblando kwabbing
>>157723868Civilized people understand that you get the best results if you blame the people in charge.
Romain Grosjean: "Yesterday, the way Zak spoke about Oscar was brutal, I was speechless. He was asked why Oscar was so far behind Lando and he said, 'Lando is champion and better than Oscar', I've never seen a team trash their driver in the media like this."
>>157730267I can see Piastri at Red Bull in the futureWith Max retiring after 2030 (if not sooner) and Wobbler pulling strings
>>157730267Hell hath no furry like a gay team manager scorned because of a lack of blowing
>>157728045Oh so it's about many races and sport events in general being in the middle east now?
>>157730267>i've never seen a team trash their driver in the media like this
>>157730267is he wrong tho? and today we saw him almost lap piastri.
>>157730668then why was piastri outperforming him for half the season last year?
>>157717734It's up.https://youtu.be/FdfCCOpF52M?si=D7lqNnXz-WCaP0bL
>>157730267As if we needed even more proof of how rigged Lando's championship was.
Does George deserve death? Why is he consistently P6, P7 in the fastest car?
>>157731236merc are trying to break the medshitter curse
>>157728200I don't think he's self aware
>>157730722>last season Literally a formula ago
Why did they make a track worse than Monaco? At least Monaco is pretty.
yo WAGlady what's up with the rumors of Hulk and his wife being swingers?
>>157730267Zak really went from YOU ARE A STAR to thatlol
>>157732454Lando is a champion, Lando is better than Oscar, and Oscar isn't a star. That's just fucking reality
>>157731920
>>157730625who's that
>>157732703>Lando is a championfake news
>>157731920>4
>>157732999you are stragiht up denying reality if you dont think lando is having a great season.
>>157731920only 4? jesus man...maybe it'll hit 40-50 by the end of its 10 year contract (total FIA and liberty media death)
>>157733114he's having a gay seasonand you're bent
>>157732890start doing this
>>157718075Mclaren threw it harder with that retarded first pit stop with norrispit 5 seconds after the VSC ends + 7 second pit stop
beauty
>>157733408now in a language that everyone else can understand
>>157733408>>157733464is that the real lauwson yeahhaha
madring is SHITspanish grand prix is SHITi just did a massive SHIT
>>157721695sainz until these last few races was having a great sesaon, top 3 driver>>157722695what a fag, safety first
>>157730149we dont do that in spain
30mil/year
>>157726565SEXSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>157733408>>157733464best thing from the race, so funny
>>157731920the FIA would like us to believe that alonso alone did 5 overtakes during the race, lol
>>157734101he overtook bottas and stroll, well maybe bottas pitted? he pitted a lot
>>157733970Do "we" actually know that, or is this just one of those meme PR numbers?
>>157731920>galletas will still defend this piece of shit track
>>157734078what does hijo puta mean? is it very rude?
>>157723868you delivered catalunya, valencia and now midringyou got 3 strikesits your fault
>>157734184son of a bitch, and perro(pedro but perro means dog) sanchez the president>>157734194cam on valencia was 50/50
>>157734158no, i get that, it's just that while it's factual, it is also a bit stat-paddy of the FIA to count shit like pitlane overtakes in the same boat as proper on-track overtakesgod knows if they counted everyone going past hamilkek spilling spaghetti over every braking zone as "an overtake"also i did a bit of my due diligence and found the origin of anon's graphic where the redditor who made it clarifies that they counted only overtakes after lap 1
>>157734265>50/50mate there was only one good race in valencia and that was 2012, while one year there were literally 0 on-track overtakes
>>157734311no, but they didnt count hamil, because theere are only 5, nor they counted the lap 1 overtakes of max to tontoneli and hamil that he gave back, and in monaco they didnt count the crash of sainz or the engine failure of landoi dont know what they count as an overtake>>1577343682010 was decent enough you had webber flying
>>157734265bro valencia was hot dogshit
>>157734368mate this mate that, why do you think formula juniors say it so much? why wont they say oh mon ami mon ami?>>157734434like leos?
>>157734471nofrom a larger more legitimate dog
>>157734429>i dont know what they count as an overtakewell that's mostly what I was curious about and trying to figure outtrack's still shit tho, so not like it matters much
>>157734471>why wont they say oh mon ami mon ami?idk, maybe because english is the default language? even french drivers say mate, amx says it a lot too
>>157726409I can't believe trump did this.
soooooo, any news on alo? there was talking that he would talk about his future todayi hope he goes to indy, he left something unfinished therealonsoooo alonsoooo alosnoooo alonsoooo alosnoooo alsonoooo alosnoooo alosnoooo>>157734589its true, the federation made it ilegal to talk any other language, but why? was it just because of the retransmision or because they thought this would be unfair to other teams? idk, italian isnt that hard
>>157734589>idk, maybe because english is the default language?why this sarcasm faggotand it doesn't actually explain the mating specifically
>>157734681calm downmost teams are based in bongland, bongs say mate a lot, it's not that hard to put 2 and 2 together
>>157734751no uand they should say it less is the point
>>157734681you keep blowing up over the mating anon... you good?
>>157734776less men mating men would be good
>>157734751in the lower formulas most of the teams arent from the uk
where is he going?
This is why they have Tilke design 90% of the tracks.
luigi blackacunta>crashed into wall, reversed out with his heavily damaged nose dragging on the road depositing debris everywhere because he 'needed to get back to the garage', is ordered to stop on track>brake failure in the race, complains over the radio how he cannot stop the car anymore, is ordered into the pits, carries on for another lapjust how differently is he built?
>>157735373crazy how he didnt even get reviewed for the fp3 runback...
>>157734642>soooooo, any news on alo? there was talking that he would talk about his future todayi suspect he wanted to announce this weekend but the are is still ass so hes still not sure and ben salami publicly announced hes willing to grant them concessions
fun fact ive found 2 whamen vloggers at the two ends of the narb look alike spectrum
George said he gave upKWAB
>>157733970fickle fansyou were all glazing him last year and now he's the worstsame with chuck
>>157736443wouldn't you?bantonelli is getting wins out of nowhere and there is literally nothing he can do to stop it
>>157736443even when jorg should win.. kimi just spawns a safety car and winsits so over
Mclaren has the fastest car now
>>157736761ACKLaren
>Less on track overtakes than Monacolmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo
race was a bit shit lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOeZhD1sz1cFat fuck Edd get it
>>157737045L E L
>>157736736>kimi just spawns a safety car and winsbased tho
>>157731920HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>157733408>>157733464>>157734265lmao
>>157732560Sexo with Alex
>>157736176jorj's features are a common phenotype among posh birds here
>>157735373>>brake failure in the race, complains over the radio how he cannot stop the car anymore, is ordered into the pits, carries on for another lap2nd time he's done this exact thing in the last few years btw. I can't remember the exact race but it was during the last set of regs
>>157737045Reminder sainz said the track was good and ready to go btw
>>157738275both are burger thoughbeit that example has eyes and nothing elsemine are both ends of the its him spectrumno i wont share
>>157738275This but with Brazilian women that look like amx's mom.>>157738343>no i wont shareblack cunt
>>157738361
At least Madring only took Spa's place on the calendar.
>>157737771Is this before the race ???
>>157737566this may not be feasible since having a long flatout stretch going into a kink just as it enters a tunnel makes the fia shid and fard
>>157739713unfortunately no, that's old
Madring is fixable
willy in mammario
I want George to suffer.
why is LA MONUMENTAL allowed but not LA PERALTADA?
fixed the madring since the only notable thing about the track is a bit of banking on a turn
>no race for two weeks>next race is on a Saturday, so everything else is also moved a day up
>>157739844All they really need to do is get rid of all the 90° turns there are on the track.I get the big hoop at the end of the main straight, that's to try and mitigate the absurdly long pit lane. But it doesn't need to be a 90 into a tiny little straight into a 90 at the end of it.I don't care that they want to make it a "technical" track. It's lame.
>>157740306fuck it, send the 2026 cars out on the indy roval, let's see what happens
>>157740322>satday race>thursday pracwhat dahell..
>>157731993just look at them
>>157740033Wonder if the kid popped out with autismAlso I wonder if her getting hitched was just a plan to have a baby and then she dumped him once the cum was no longer useful>>157738497>blaque pipo>immediately resort to violencetypical>>157731993She's a foreigner and he's from west Germany, you do the math.
>>157740366The government wants to shut down on the 27th for some "remembrance day" for when they took over a bunch of amernian land in 2020 where they lost fewer people than died in the 9/11 attacks over the course of about a month.
any videos of fat zac calling pistree a shitcunt?
>>157736530you're only as good as your last race meme is real. makes me think how do most people even watch f1 when their opinion is so easily changed and not just by what happens on track
>>157740414
>>157739844The reasonable thing they can do without any safety or land use concerns and it is baffling they did not from the beginning is make the turn after the meme banking a hairpin, I literally thought that was the whole fucking point of the banking until it turned out the next corner was not even slightly profiled for being a passing opportunity so it was literally just for the meme. You can also realign turn 14 so that it isn't explicitly a single file entry which is another baffling decision, just have turn 13 keep going until it's actually pointing at where 14 is going to be then position 14's apex wherever you need to make it tight enough.I'd like to just tear up that park on the outside of turn 4 and make a straight into a hairpin there but that might not be possible, and although you can fiddle around with the angles I want to say going to the long way around the traffic circle so it's a single sharp left instead of another place where you straight line to the apex would be an improvement.
I'd like to take this moment to remind everyone that the first video footage that we saw of the madring was some shitty simulator where the person they had driving kept slamming the car into walls.lollmao
>>157740322>first watchable race since miamibased
I do not know if there is a correlation but when Alonso leaves a team, the team seems to get better
Blackcellence. Also this uwu guy is like 6'4".
>>157740587wouldn't it have been easier to type blaxellence
>>157740431KWAB
>>157740587terrible post
>>157740431the lawyer wrote this
>>157740617you're right, my bad
Lol just drop Honda already and go to Merc like Alpine does https://www.the-race.com/formula-1/honda-makes-f1-project-leadership-change/
>>157740821I hate that alpine is a customer team now
>>157740428thats because its not a "meme" you retarded dogposting poof, it's said because you are meant in f1 to earn your keep and not coast by reputation.
>>157740821asston was getting shitted before they had honda
>>157740828PS3 cursed them...
Last time Ferrari had the fastest car in Formula One: 2004
You don't need the fastest car to win though? Toto keeps saying Redbull and McLaren are faster this season
>>1577408682012, 2010
>>157740854I don't like that guy either
>>157740877that was mclaren bro
>>157740871McLaren definitely is faster than Mercedes and Ferrari now, Red Bull is still a fourth place car that Max is overdriving
>>157740821They can't go back to Mercedes unless Williams agrees to switch to Honda/Audi/RB Ford.
>ynr the great abdul shitting of 2026
>>157740883merzedez is le 3rd reich i mean 3rd fazdezd car, ferari and maklaren are faster dan merzedez
now that we know that george is pure shit, we can say for sure that mercedes has never not had the fastest car since 2014
>>157740924If I had to rank every team from fastest car to slowest car:>mclaren>mercedes>ferrari>red bull>alpine>racing bulls>audi>haas>williams>cadillac>asston shartin
spain previously
>Only 4 overtakes>Lower than Monaco lol>9 more years lmao even
Alba will be gone soon and you'll have to pick another blonde driver to obsess over
baku next
PS3 will come back...
>>157741129i require names, dates of birth, heights, weights, figure measurements, breast sizes, pubic hair status, current status of menstrual cycles and photos of mothers
>>157741151That was me last night
>>157741164Some of those are under 18 nonce.
>>157741184why do you think i asked for the date of birth?smart nippy boy like you should know it is so i can only target the of age ones
Why did we give so much shit for Norris when he won the most easiest WDC ever but give Kimi a pass? Smh..
>>157741199because norris is a dweeby little gay (read: e*glish) cunt
Why is he porn posting? Some of us are in the cage
>>157741240join me...
>>157741129My problem is only three of those ladies look attractive enough for me to have any interest if they were one of those girls out at the live music I was at last night. I have a friend that is also too picky with looks. With everything else, food, music, etc, I pride myself on being NOT picky so I don't know what my problem is with girls. Maybe it's some Freudian thing where deep down I'm scared of a relationship
>>157741267>Maybe it's some Freudian thing where deep down I'm scared of a relationshiphaha...
>>157741090>>157741151Hornyposting so early...
>>157741254No, pmus i dont have porn on my phone
>>157741184The safety car ended before he went in.And then, for whatever reason, he went in anyway. And then had a shit pit stop.And I am glad. Fucking norris.
>>157741285>not having a stash of porno clips saved on your work computer for emergencies in /f1/get your act to gether son
>>157741285maybe you want me to post pics of the 'other team'? you've been giving hints this past week
>>157741304Besides their car literally shutting down or them dnfing, McLaren strategies are so dogshit lmao, cost the team and their drivers so much points this season
>>157741319>maybe you want me to post pics of the 'other team'?No......
>>157741329
>>157741315I just know that hr is monotoring my pc, i dont use it for anything reasonable, look if its going to rain, trains etc, im going to look at pornWhen im at home i jerk it with my regular pc, turn off the mic just in case rhey are listening>>157741319Dude, stop it, im not gay, i just called montoya fat >>157741304Correct me if im wrong, but i think lando was already in the pit when the vsc ended
>>157741331
>>157741342slut
>>157741347*kicks you for saying that*
Ok, this is going out of handIm telling masi
>>157741339>hr is monotoring my pcgrim areas. could never work in adult daycare, me.would be telling them to fuck off if i were you, and if not raping the head bitch with utmost of brutality
>>157741355you want this
>>157741339yes you are wrong, it went green when he was two corners from the pit entrance
>>157741373Ok>>157741361Rape this rape that, why cant australian think about anything that isnt raping tje inocent??
mclel pilots simply must ignore their pit wall. their fuck ups have cost them time and time again. when the pit wall keeps fucking up and you keep blindly trusting them it's on you when your race goes pear shaped
>>157741361And i just assume they do, it would be a rather unpleasant conversation with hr
remember canadia when they were on inters for formation lap and saying on the radio the track was bone dry and wanted to pit lane start on slicks but instead they were told to go to the grid. then they were in for slicks after lap 1 anyway>>157741385>rather unpleasant conversation with hris it ever pleasant?
>>157741388No, i hate themHow do you even decide that is going to be your career? In all the media they are always depicted as sons of bitches, and there is no money there to be made, so they are just bad people
>>157741399They exist as an extension of insurance companies (parasites)
>>157741399all the reason why you need to get to the head bitch and rape the fucking fuck out of her
>final rounds in qatar and abu dhabiwho is gonna tell them
>>157741410>Double qualsMore quals for Tso to shart>Double raceMore race for Tso to shart
>>157741410yeah they know they aren't going to the desert. they just can't say it publicly yet
I'll take a double vegas season ender T B H
>>157741151Respect the sport and respect women #feminismus
>>157741453Is that... a semi-attractive women posing naked with sports equipment!?! AIIIIIE IT'S JUST LIKE THE HANDMAIDS TALE
the current era is so frustrating because the left has to appease gigapozzed weimar degenerates while also dicksucking abduls
>>157741410They’ll be called the Qatar and Abu Dhabi GPs, but they’ll be held elsewhere in the world.
LA MONUMENTALMOST ICONIC CORNER IN F1 HISTORY
fun fact: raidillon used to be called eau rouge but it was memoryholed sometime during the globohomo era
Considering how hard Norris got fucked over by it, will they look into adding the whole “VSC must run for one full lap to allow everyone a chance to pit under it” rule.Or will it be ignored because the VSC luck once again benefited the new golden boy?
>>157741524>but they’ll be held elsewhere in the world.doubt, i think that next week they gonna announce that baku will be the final they probably need baku + one more race to make championship legit
>>157741562Norris was outmazal'd by the system, you have to date an IDF soldier to be favored by mazal-based systems (like the VSC), last time I checked Antonelli was dating that supermodel from tel aviv.
>>157741597>Inb4 what about strollHe's just trash. Also Honda sucks.
>>157741562It's only the 4th time this season Antonelli has benefitted from the VSC for a win, no?
>>157741562SC being bullshit for eons and no one cared but as soon as some anglo shitter gets screwed over by it here comes.Nascar fixed that bullshit just by closing pits during yellow flags you fucking niggers.
>>157741655F1 used to close the pit lane also but I think they stopped it when a black man thought a red light was racist and crashed into Original Kimi.
I tried out the muhdring in f1 25 during the free trial, and all those ninety+ninety degree chicanes are fucking ass.What fucking retard looked at them, especially in their prevalence, and decided they were good? Have they never seen an f1 car and their turn radius before? They don't even need to get rid of them to make the track non ass, just make them more shallow than ninety degrees.Shit like the stupid short hairpin like three turns from the line is fine.
>>157741697>>157741697>>157741697