Please join me in watching my Houston Texans take on the Buffalo Bills in the season opener. I'm ready to get hurt again this season and I'm sure the Bills fans are too. My go-to bar back in Houston was a Bill's Mafia bar and you guys are all right. Also I'm in Italy on vacation with the missus. Texies are back and I needed it after a long hot summer. Hope y'all are well cause I've missed this. Kickoff in a bong and a half
>>157718215Anime
Sipping this today, would recommend
>>157718274Fuckin phoneposting sucks
Oh damn we actually get the A team broadcast too with Ian Eagle. Finally some respect for this team
>>157718215Hey frens. Lets hope CJ wakes up this season.
This is honestly the only good game in the early window so this thread better take off
>>157718895I've missed you man, hope life is good for you
>>157718917Life isnt bad, but could be better. Hows the euro life treating ya? Did you meet your wife over there, or she move out there with ya?
>>157719159No i met her in Lisbon. Life over here is great. Great food, much better weather than Texas, everything is cheaper
>>157718215Hey Texiebros, we’re finally back! Wearing whites at home apparently. Time to find out if Ceejay is /ourguy/ or not.
>>157719257Based! Gald to hear its all working out. Now start some kind of Texans bar or something, haha.
>>157719539I'm trying to convince her on that. There's actually one in the azores like that, randomly. But she wants to move here instead
bills are going to rape this fraud team
>>157719705>implying the bills are not frauds
Hello fellow Texies fans, welcome to another season of pain. I'm here for the highs and lows, lfg.
>>157719689There is already a Texan joint out there? Is every team represented, like is there a joint for every team if you look hard enough?
Texans redhead trainer obsessed anon here. My antenna reception is kinda dog shit today. Hope it holds up..
I will post in the gamethread because I will be watching this 10am game over my other choice, the Falcons/Steelers.
Go BillsTexans suck willies
>>157719900Ah no I meant it's like a Texas place, they had texmex, BBQ, margaritas. A rarity in Europe
>>157719905A man of culture i see
drinking '24 Orvieto Classico Superiore. also Eagles waiting room
Sup fellas
>>157719977Oh, hahaha, I was about to say, I underestimated how much the NFL is liked over there
My joshie :)
I didn't think this day would ever come, but we have arrived. Good luck and go Bills. I am just hoping for no injuries or a spaghetti fest.
>>157720076Is dancing really just all in the legs?
welcome back kingswe're all gonna get catgirl gfs(female) this year
streaming games on official sp serverdiscord dot gg/76tvxtHU
CJ aged 5 years getting rid of the dreads.
Let's go Bills; another year he we go
Streams are fucked huh? They keep sending me back security issues
LETS FUCKING GO BUFFALO
OHHHH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEE
>>157720590I mute it every damn time, Iver herd it enough, same with the nig anthem
Shit teams
German Gronk boutta eat today
Security bro was not impressed with that rendition XD
Boutte about to free up a lot of Nico slants
We are finally here, hope our defense can stop the run this year.
>9 yrd run on first playIt's over.
They are targeting our DT :(
Where's the D, Houston?
We got Cook III
>>157720913THERE it is
Chat, play the sinners clip
>>157720913OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
kek, gonna be a long season bills bros
>razorkeks
KAMARI RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
C'mon bills wtf are you thinking trying that shit against an established Texan defense lol that's some stupid shit
maybe this guy should go back up in the booth...
Ahhh shit what was thay
wtf was dat
Dawkins is such a bum
Why would you not take the points in a guaranteed low scoring game
>not giving it to Cook there
>>157720913ohnonononono
>Dawkins getting bullied by a cornerKek
Getting BLACKED harder than his wifey
I'm in a weird FF situation where I started Joshie AND the Texans D :l
>>157721014Didnt want to be the first ninja post of sunday
damn
Oh guys wait I forgot about CJ Stroud. This is gonna be a funny game. ALL movement stops when Texans are on the field.
>False Start on Texans O-LineOf ciurse
It has begun
>false startSame shit different year
bench Stroud
>Bills stopping the runWooooo
HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaShould've signed that contract roflmfao
you know, it was probably good that they punted those extension talks
OUR FIRST STROUD FUMBLE !!!!
STROUT MORE LIKE SHIT
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMBLE
FOOOOMBLE
Damn I'm sorry Texan fans, Bills basically just got a first down
FOOOOOOOO
LMAAAAOOOOOOOOOO
FOOOOOOMBLE
>>157721162That's just smart game management
DOCK 10 MILLION FROM STROUD
ynr stroud was in fact picked second overall
>”betting on yourself ceejay”>immediately turns the ball over
My God it's going to happen again isn't it
KEK KEKEKEKEKEKChiefies shake their ass at Texan monkeys like this kek
Stroud has the pocket presence of a potato. Keep blaming the O line and give this retard $300 million kek
That was basically a bills first down with extra steps
Stasis game
sack bowl
Clowney is so back
Stroud is fucking stupid not taking the initial offer
RAZZLE DAZZLE
>Bills already using their last chance have to get a first down play in game 1 quarter 1grim
Ermmm Bills????
We scored points
Joe Brady’s team looking very disciplined
Halfway into the first quarter and this is already a meme ass game
You drew first blood not me
So this bum Stroud declined the offer. Now the Texans can get rid of him and get someone decent.
>multi-million dollar franchise>can't count to 11
Are we winning bros...
>>157718215Bass!
>all those empty seatsThis team has zero aura.
>>157721409Ive been to a few Texans game as and they always take until the 2nd half for it to fully fill out, guess 12pm is too early for many residents of Houston
>>157721469Well it's a bunch of mexicans so...
>>157721409It’s in a shitty area of Houston, pls understand
>>157721498So they're at church, based Mexicans
>>157721547mexicans go to the vigil mass on saturday night
GERMAN GRONK SPOTTED
>>157721547Mexicans don't actually go to church. They just pretend to be catholic for cultural reasons.
>>157721595You do realize Houston has a massive Christian super church that congregates at this time
CJGJ is on the Bills now??? Hahahaha
>>157721673Lakewood hardly counts as Christian.
I remember getting yelled out for going after the ball carrier and doing a tabletop tackle at a middle school game. Granted I was a parent just watching on the sidelines.
HE WAS LOOKING FOR BOOTY
Stroud is so bad kek
>He was lookin for Booty
>they thought stroud would bounce back
>>157721409this happens every noon kickoff, when Texans play in the 3pm window it's always packed
So that's what a first down feels like. Interesting.
STROUD MINIDRAGON
Stroud completed a pass and they're acting like he's the mvp
NICOOOOO
>>157721705sad career arc
>>157721409your single mom doesn't take you to church and it shows
This dumbass FO is gonna give Stroud an extension no matter what, I feel it
>CJ>with touchI don't know what to do with this feeling!
>our Oline is still ass
>>157721772I feel like since the start we have played 95% of our games at noon
RED ZONE TD
It's buffalover
>Strood so shit they run it 4 timeskek
nobody fears the buffalo bills
TOUCHDOWN TEXIESSSS
(3oth in NFL)
>>157721887Yeah but did you see that he completed a pass this game? He's HIM
>>157721854Well we rarely are a prime time team especially during down years so we default to noon. It's my preferred spot anyway, something holy about the early game.
McDermott’s Bills would’ve stuffed that.
>my texies making a redzone td in the first half with stroud at the helmwhat the fock
I hate this stupid pumpkin spice commercial girls aren’t funny
>>157721938No they wouldnt have, they couldnt stop the run for shit.
>>157721947You've got a good RB
>>157721910I saw Collins helping him out
>>157721934I like it also, allows you to still have the 2nd half of your sunday. Prime time game boards fucking suck, I prefer out comfy Texan threads
>commercial>one play>end of quarter>more commercialI fucking hate the NFL
Deshaun already threw an interception
>>157722106no one is forcing you to watch, goy
>>157722128stfu tranny
>>157722108He's got peanut oil on his hands
Sloppy shit Brady
>ref_flag.png
>>157722106They should just run the game the whole time and squeeze in the main screen and have an ad play. Getting NFL games down to 2 hours from 3.5 hours would be amazing
Total Reffie Death
JOSH VICK!!!!!!!!
Allen is HIM
LET'S GOOOOO JOSHIE
>>157722147>instant reaction to being btfo is crying trannylmao dumb goy hates the thought of autonomy
Joshy tuddy!
my joshie :)
Time for Meco to take back over the defense
I would unironically watch Josh Allen pump a huge fertile load into my wife and I’d be smiling the entire time
>>157722363you are a faggot, you can't complain like a normal person so you give your tranny passive aggressive comments
>>157722412He's really not into participating, iykwim.
>>157722412cowboys waiting room btw
>>157722414>is called out for complaining about commercials in sportsball>no uenough of your projections and enjoy the game
>>157722412I'd watch him pump a load into your wife too
>brought to you by Chatgbt
evan washburn looks AI
>>157722487fuck you kys you piece of shit cocksucker
this broadcast is awful
NFL being sponsored by AI shit is further signs that this league is fucking dead
>>157722514>No lesbianSad
Sick play Caley
AI > Gambling
Stroud tucked and ran and DIDN'T fumble??
CEEJAY LEGS
>black qb>runs
Walker is going to be a beast
HOW TALL?
>>157722628because you have no fucking standards. Always playing devil's advocate by comparing it to something else that sucks. You are mindraped by kikes.
>>157722658which one, allen or stroud?
>>15772268179 inches
>retarded offense doesn’t know what to do for 30secs>forced to call an unnecessary timeoutTHERES my texies
Man it really is too early to know what these teams look like.
>>157722785I'm bad at math. Can you give that to me in feet and inches?
>>157722739>if you aren't scared of computers you're a jewish slaveThey fund my sports :)
>>157722628Shit > Poop
Bills defense is horrible, Texans are going to get killed by any defense that can stop a run
I HAVE A WOODY FOR MARKS
>>1577228146.58333 feetor79 inches
Damn, Woody got piledrove on that tackle
>>157722816trannies like you should be curbstomped
>>157722553the country is fucking dying why do you think there are so many expats posting from foreign flags?
>dead man makes a flag
>>157722902stfu traitor
Fuck you nigger ref
If you need a QB who can give the ball to your running back, Stroud is your all pro MVP
Thank you reffies my greatest ally
Damn these bills are gonna have a bad time, that was beautiful. When did texas get an offense
TOUCHDOWN TEXIES AGAIN
>>157722979That's the whole 2026 game plan, duh.
Get Damar Hamlin off of my fucking team
greatest ally
BASED TD!
>>157722979Bro, the way he hands the ball off is just magical, it's like the RB knows it's there without really knowing
>>157722979Considering he can run too you've basically got two running backs
uh oh, houston has an offense>>157722965lmao you're mad because it's true
Katy here...this is our year
Fucking Bills D is even worse than last year
>tfw you are kinda shit>tfw you died on the field so the the team can’t really cut you even if you’re shit
>>157722979This but unironically. If ceejay just pulled a Jaylen Hurts during the play offs, Texans might have had a chance to lose at the owl
>>157722979Texans were almost last in rushing last year, you are talking out your ass
>>157723155Whatever happened to Joe Mixon?
>>157723085No, I hate the reddit word "expat" fucking kys pasta boy
>nobody defendsFun to watch ngl
>>157723084I don't feel too comfortable letting him hold the ball that long
>>157723196Give us more examples of your peoples' words, reddit native
DJ caught the ball!
>another Italian flag ITT and it's shitting on AmericaFeels bad man. But my texies (:
Fucking DPI!
Holy fuck Lassiter you retard
bills are the goyboys of the AFC lmao
>>157723266Fuck zogbots who live abroad. they are niggers. How about that?
Joshie give it to Cook, I need the points
My ass cheeks itch when I watch the Bills play the Texans
Where is the vaunted Toxins D??
Joshie :)
TD BILLS!
nobbody cries when the white Hurts does the tush push
Second TD from my boy Joshie :)
>>157723326I just like adventure though
>defense is shit>offense is goodwhat in the freaky friday is this shit?
>>157723326Why are you having a melty over the truth? America is unironically in its terminal stages because boomers and gen xim/xers were the biggest golems
>>157721330Thanks for that free TD there reffie
>>157723362Only white people should play qb
>>157723398I spit on your service faggot. Hope you die over there.
>>157723356Either have an elite d or okay offense. There's no in-between for my texies
>>157723413Zogbots =yankees. Only faggots serve the US armed forces
>24-0>BrownsKek
If only the Bills D would show up.
>>157723474>Zogbots =yankees. Only faggots serve the US armed forces
>>157723474And you're not a zog slave yourself consooming the goyball and getting emotional on normie anonymous mongolese clam scraping forum?
>highlight cute to another Cleveland blunder
Surprised by how many points are up on the board
NOOOOO BISHOP
>>157723431I'm the OP and every Texans fan ITT knows I've lived in Portugal for two years
>>157718215There is a German zoomer playing for the Texans
>>157723598How do you say based in deutsch?
>>157723615basiert
>>157718215hello frenhopefully we don't lose by too much today :\
Good stop Bills
Hell of a catch
King Cade! wow
KINCAID!!!
why is bitchknees in here having a melty? or is it chikaner because josh allen?
>>157723598Congrats, Germans get to play the NFL when it's a gay pussy ass sport like soccer
>>157723757Ain't no muslim terrorists in the NFL at least, only niggers with retarded first names
>>157723757>NFL push for euro audience>sport becomes gayhmm
TOUCHDOWN BILLS! (that was almost an interception)
DJ FUCKIN MOORE
>>157723835Those names are cultural milestones
that's about right...
my joshies :)
Toxins season over if their defense can't cover for their shit offense
DJ MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
i thought texans were suppose to have a good defense?
that white DB really fucked up
My billies :)
>>157723950all defense in the NFL is the same because they are not allowed to be mean anymore
>>157723950secondary is ass and always has been. pitre and aziz are known for hard hits on running backs. to put into perspective, their star corner is a white guy...
>>157723950Refs control who has a better defense every game
>>157724002But isn't stingley supposed to be good?
>>157724002what white guy? All the CBs are black
>>157724093LOL
>>157724101Never trust a boxscore expert, anon
Defense still shit
who said this was going to be low scoring again
>razorcakes
>>157724101>he doesn't know who reed blankenship isliterally the white guy who just got burnt on that dragon
Bills brothas....are we cooked?
Toxins moving the ball!
CEEJAY TUDDY IS A TUDDY FOR JESUS
Damn I can't say which D is the worst between both.
>>157724093stingly is black and he was good last year at least
Billsbros… I think it might be time to get the noose ready
>>157724187some scrub apparently
Cam Ward is a bust
I like how we all have collectively forgotten about this guy getting sacrificed on live television by moderna/pfizer and then getting cloned/body swapped right in front of us afterwards. Amazing.
Feels like whomever scores the most points will win this match up
What a half though. NFL football is so back
the modern rules make the NFL unwatchable
think the bills defense might be cooked if they might cj stroud look like this
we are literally in for a scoragami game atp
>>157724304was true until michigan changed the rules
Bar bills defense, what happened to my texies off season? Tuddies in the first half?
>>157724409i know board culture has changed but can you stop calling the toxins the texies?
>>157724485No.
>>157724603Why? You have to be 18 to post here and it makes you sound like a toddler.
Hung 24 on the best defense in football in a half, feelin pretty alright Bills bros.
>>157724630Project less, friendo. Once your balls drop, you'll stop giving a shit about trivial things like a stranger calling the toxins texies on anonymous reddit forums
Half time plans? I am thinking of a handle of vodka for the Bills melt down second half.
Damar Hamlin should be cut before leaving Houston, less than worthless
>>157724713I've been watching football since before you were born kid
Damnit guys where is our defense
>>157724751Congrats, you watched goyball a whole year longer than I have. How would you like your validation to be delivered this afternoon?
The announcers are astonished by teams scoring 20 points in the first half... the absolute state of the NFL
Halftime refugees from the colts dumpsterfire check in
>>157724809You should drop to your knees and suck him off like the glorious faggot you are on the inside
>taking pills >watching the bills Lovely Sunday
I was out putting together a tow bar, how the fuck have the Toxins scored so much?
>>157724869I don't partake in your hobbies. You can deliver the fallatio on my behalf (assuming you're not samefagging)
>>157724893CJ is actually not 100% shines, just maybe at like 60% suck right now
OW MY EYE OWW OWWW OWW MY EYE
Toxins look like fucking shit. Center is already hurt. GG.
>>157724911I'm not your errand boy now get busy
The NFL causes more injuries with modern rules than they did before the CTE hysteria
these reffies love flags
>>157725006No you go on ahead, you seem very eager. I'm busy watching the texies
These tech bros are reckless
Alex Moore and his nigger crew of flag happy refs
first season watching football without my dad, this shit just doesn’t feel the same
>all other AFC South games are complete dogshitTraditional.
Fuck this nigger ref
29 is absolutely unc status
>>157725131how is it your dad could stomach the state of this game, it's pitiful
>>157725025How
>Flag>Flag>Flag>Flag>Flag
>>157725096hey asshole, fuck you! racism is NOT welcome here
nice punt
F for igor
>>157725286I don't give a shit I hate niggers and always will just like some faggots hate racism.>>157725312
LETS GO TEXANS WIN WIN WIN BABY
Need a turnover here
>>157725262they now hit low instead of high
>>157725286>reddit you have to go back
This is pretty good
>>157725340Racism is dangerous buddy
For me it's Yuengling, one of the beers of all time
>Dalton Shultz dropyep that checks out
WTF is that cowardly handoff on 3rd
>>157725340SPIC HANDS TYPED THIS HATE
>>157725471thank you for supporting the Pennsylvania economy anon
>>157725471Coors only on this house
would be great if the bills score a touchdown here
>>157725462I like racism and it is condoned ITT
>commercial>flag>commercial>flag>flag>injury>commercial
DJ Moore has 100 yds and a tuddie :)
Anyone else get unnecessarily angry at that NFL Sunday Ticket ad with the Kelces?
I have a feeling that the team with the most points at the end of the game is going to win this one, call me crazy, but that is what my gut is telling me!
>>157725598I hate Travis but Jason is fine.
>>157725638John Madden ova here
Watchin this at a bar. Multiple games on. People arent even really watching for the game, just tracking their parlays. What gives?
Eject that thug
>>157725753Cool it with the antisemitic remarks, krautpacker.
>>157725753Weimar status
LETS GO BILLS WIN WIN WIN BABY
>>157725580how many is that in fantasy points
are these real euro anons or american expats?
Every year these television shows they start to promote look worse and worse. Who even with a pulse watches that garbage?
>>15772591918.5
>>157725937Real frenchie here
Honestly if I had as much trust in my defense as the Texans I'd go for it too
>>157725951old people. Go to a nursing home and all these old fucks only watch CBS and Fox news. Old people are about the only people who watch local channels and don't stream.
>>157725951Wives I think
that should have been an easy catch for collins a minute ago
>>157726122Just slipped through his fingers, I guess
Defense letting Allen down again, Beane is worthless
Rutledge is a real difference-maker
The handrawn red bull commercials are always cringey. Why spend millions on stunts if you don't use that footage for advertising?
When the camera isn't on Joshie, people should be asking: "Where's Joshie?"
>>157726178with the plays the texans have been giving up how can you be worried even with a score here
Should have kept Sean McDermott
OW OH GOD OW OH MY GOD MY MOUTH THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE
IM THINKIN CEEJAY IS BACK
hey guys he squirted to the right
KNUCKLES HAT TRICK
Super Bowl Champs
>>157726401It really do be like that, I'm afraid.
my billies :(
clowney is elite (again)
King Cade!
KING CAID
blankenkike strikes again
Frank Gore jr sighting :)
>>157726473he's got nine lives like a cat
Really should've started Kincaid today
Whatever happened to that elite Texans defense
>>157726604it takes a few games
Billie sistas, I'm kinda afraid. Montgomery looks to be in the zone
Cmon get a turnover faggots, also I wish Damar Hamlin died on the field.
Drake would've put 40 up already.
Crazy how old 2006 footage looks now.
>>157726744I remember when it looked good
>>157726733I know he's bad, but you think he'd have 40 INTs already?
I thought we fired McDermott
>>157726781Only if he plays Seattle every week. Reminder, he only had 8 INTs last year. Looking at this Bills defense I am confident now.
>>157726744>>157726767Footage ages and loses quality over time, it looked higher quality back then because it literally was
KA'IMIKA'IMI
every kicker that plays the Bills becomes God tier wtf
PINEAPPLE x1
what a chad
PINEAPPLE X2
Damn, fairbairn
Damn, Bill's d is so bad lmao
>>157726895Texans kicker is elite though
>>157726895Fairbairn was always elite
>NFL kickers > college kickersMany are saying this
We’re getting fucking raped Just end the seasonOur defense is so bad
>>157725951Me, I watch all of it
LOW-SCORING DOOMERS BTFO
>>157726984Will Joshie fake a season ending injury to get out of people realizing?
>>157727007A QB can't score 3 points though
HANDS BOYSHANDS
This is infinitely more embarrassing for the bills than the rams losing
Well good job Toxins, you won that one.
>>157727039You are retarded, this is a great game.
>>157727039Texans are a good team as well
it's buffalover
Why would he call a fair catch when he was all alone?
>>157727039>>157727090Toxins are a bad team and Trash Allen is a fraud.But the Rammies are a bigger embarrassment.
fucking hell great time for a 3rd and out you fucking morons. STupid ass toss play wtf was that
>Jets winning>Bills losing
Texans have a good punter.
Sick punt
Goddamnit cook
ALLEN TIME>ALLEN TIMEALLEN TIME>ALLEN TIME
Nooo not based Samoan nooo
why is everyone so quiet with a 1 point game
>>157727352Probably shit posting in the bears-Panthers game
>>157727352I dont want to get laughed at, Im in serious mode
Georgia Bulldogs would beat both of these terrible teams
Peeps are actually watching the game
>toxins jobber ‘chise
