Saints go to Detroit to face the Lions in Week 1.
I'm nervous as fuck ngl
I feel bad for saints fans. they will never know how delicious a jets BLT pizza tastes
My grandpa died. We always used to watch the Lions together. Today, I watch alone. Yeah. :/
>>157719893We have good food too though.
>>157719901Grandpa is looking up at you and smiling anon. He's still there.
Where am I watching this game at if my student discount is being disputed by jeets at youtube tv?
Shit teams
>>157719995isportsurge dot ws
>>157719917im jealous that you have the best food. we have detroit za, coney dogs and pasties which are good. however the gumbo and etoufee and red beans are better
>>157720009thank you king
>>157720087NYC has the best deli in the world though. I'd be chowing down on Italian subs regularly.
is isaac teslaa good or no?
>>157719807I'm in Dallas for the week where the fuck can I watch this shit wtf
>Jonathan Vilma is commentatingGrim...
>>157720376Currently mediocre with a high ceiling
>>157720376Last season, not really. He just made occasionally meme catches.
>>157720405he's going to mispronounce a player's name within 5 minutes
we all getting a ham sandwich after the game?
>>157720496My money is on him mixing up Derrick Moore and Derrick Barnes at least once
mike phillips with the smooth sax
This rendition is outright traitorous. Just awful.
>>157720009500 error REEEE
I don't want us to be blown out
>>157720740I hope you get stretched to capacity
Howdy fellow americans, is this the best game to watch right now?
hutchinson is the most overrated player in da league. st brown is up there too
>>157720793Honestly might prefer bills/texans
I really want to see how Christen Miller and Vernan Broughton play today. The interior D Line needs to play better this season.
>my north team vs my south teamI don't know who to root for.
Shough's suck and fuck
>>157720793I love my lions but lol no>>157720826What a fucking retarded take
I'm happy to see teams lining up more in the I and Strong I formation again.
Buddy's or Buscemis? Or secret option Green Lantern?
>gamethrear
streaming games on official sp chatdiscord dot gg/76tvxtHU
Prediction: my Lions offensive line is still steaming dogshitEven if their new center was playing they didn't address it seriously enough in the offseason and the offense will suffer as a result
laporta. now he’s a real ballplayer
MAKE YOUR FUCKING TACKLES FUUUUCK
Jared rodgers
>oline already dying
>>157721259and now mahogany is hurt. you jinxed it, dickhead
>mahogany downbumola merry go-round at LG begins
What are my thoughts
>>157721505foobaw
>>157721445>>157721465>>157721470We are cursed bros, accept itWhen you are doomed to fail, nothing mattersYou are free
Gibbs is starting to rape us
>>157721575If you just spread it for him, it'll hurt a lot less
Damn what happened to the sports streams?All mine are dead. Especially miss methstreams Rip
>>157720009God Bless you
He just walked in
Gibbs td yay
>>157721575He's pretty good, you gotta gibb him credit
WIONSIONS
the big play dpi WILL comeyou just know it
>>157721825Nah terrion arnold is gone bro
>>157721803lol i made that a few weeks ago glad someone saved it
How many more seasons? How many more seasons will the NFC South be the shittiest division in football? This can't continue forever.
it’s mahoganover
Tom Kennedy bros where we at
>wesuck
why do they love Vaki so much I don't get it
oh jamo still can’t catch, huh
Who the FUCK is bartch?
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH COME THE FUCK ON. PLEASE FUCKING COME ON. IM ON MY KNEES BEGGING YOU. STOP BEING SHIT. FUUUUUUCK I DONT WANT ANOTHER SEASON OF SHIT.
>>157722150I can't watch the game, but when I saw incomplete deep pass to jamo I knew immediately that he had dropped it
>>157719807Tyler Shough is straight ass, so is saints D.
When it's all said and done, St Brown will be the second most reliable receiver in NFL history after good hands Larry
>>157719901Same. My Dad always watched football so now I'm watching it for him
>DMo and Gibbs have already scored this season Nice
>>157720087Make some etoufee and pour it on a pastie
We would be even more bootyblasted if Jameson Williams could catch. Not enough in the secondary
Saints corners look great, when did this happen?
Haven't seen my boy Blake Miller yet
>>157722141He is the travis hunter of special teams players
>>157721959At least you're not the West
>lions get a drive killing penalty Hello darkness my old friend
Horribly disappointing by Olave
FUCK FUCK FUUUUUCK YOU GOTTA CATCH THAT
>dropwe're so lucky kek
>5 drops>2nd quarterIt’s gonna be a long year
>knocked loose by his tard guardYou love to see it
>>157722676Was Olave gone if he caught it?We need Kerby and Branch so badly lol
>can barely get past the saints defense Dire
it was clearly an incomplete pass
FOX running a real sloppy shop
Turns out he's actually a good DC. Just don't let him become a Head Coach.
VAKI HIT SEWELL GODDAMMIT
>incomplete passthe refs paycheck cleared
HOWEVER
>>157722951The Saints defense wasn't bad last year, outside of getting raped by Seattle.
New York wants the Lions to be in contention so bad
I can't believe that's the actual rule wow
>>157723052KEK
>intent to pass it forward means it was forwardRetarded
DUDE WTF LMAO I'LL TAKE IT
Wait what happened
It'd be cool if the Lions had David Montgomery on their team
>>157723177You're not allowed to score on the Lions
>>157723183They can't pay for an actual RB2 with Gibbs making big bucks now, RB2 will be a committee of retards from now on
God it's been over 60 years since Detroit would get a call like that in their favor
>>157723052The Lions have been enemies of the refs forever. I'm not mad about them getting a call to go their way
>>157723087yeah im sure Vegas wants the obvious favorite thats been one of the most bet on teams the last 2 seasons to win instead of the dogshit perennial basement dwelling Aints that no one except die hard homers bet on
This is why you play your starters some in the preseason. Now everyone's all rusty and slow to start.
I like when Hutch does absolutely nothing during a play and they still zoom in on him and replay him spinning like a retard.Absolute clown
Holy shiiiit the saints receiver room is awful
>checking down to your olineshoughing and fucking
>>157723320There should be one preseason game and two bye weeks
>>157723422Don't they have at least 2 starters injured?
>>157723387ive been saying this forever. bustinson
>>157723437Should not be a penalty. He INTENDED for it to go to an eligible receiver.
>>157723150Hopefully the other team doesn't have an intent to win or these guys are in trouble
Just turned game on Lions defense good or saints just incompetent?
TOM KENNEDY GOATED
>>1577234372nd year rookies still make mistakes
>>157723485the latterreed had a nice pbu tho
>>157723485yes
>>157723485Lions d line is decent, would be nice if they got some FUCKING SACKSSecondary is a shell until branch and kerb return (if kerb ever does)
>>157723485Absolute refball
Who the fuck told Kellen Moore to challenge that?
Can't watchIs Goof having to run for his life?
>>157723604not really, he took one big blindside sack because vaki chip blocked sewell like a retard
I like what I'm seeing from Vernan Broughton.
well shit
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THOSE AINTS FANS WHO TOLD ME SHOUGH WAS GOOD LAST YEAR??AHAAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAA
I'm more angry that was a fumble than the Goof "pass".The touchdown getting wiped off is irrelevant.
>>157723673Lions just lost a fumble man shut the fuck up they look like shit
>>157723673He's just getting warmed up. The comeback will be glorious.
>>157723704yea new poorleans needs this
threw it right at him lol
NOICE
kellen moore is fat and i would not have sex with him
HE GRABBED THAT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>157723718>shoahBAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Lions secondary is genuinely 5th string at this point, like unironically they would not make other teams practice squadsGoing 4/15 with an interception should mean you never play another down in the NFL
I feel like the Lions do the exact opposite of their expectation coming into a game>"Lions offense is unstoppable">*Lions offense plays like shit*>"Lion's secondary is trash">*Lion's secondary carries the game*
>entire line jumps>delay of game???
Is the saints secondary doing a good job shutting down detroits receivers?
A SECOND INT HAS HIT THE TOWERS
Who the fuck is Shough
>I'll try spinning, that's a good trick!Hutchinson on every snap
hutch is huffing copium
Is it pronounced show or shuff?
sloppy stinky dogshit of a half
>>157724401Shuck
>>157724401Suge
>>157724321He'll also be top 5 in league for sacks when healthy. Guess that's a good trick then
What the fuck was that 1st half of offense?
>>157724321It is tho
would you rather be winning 30-24 at half or 7-0 at half?
gonna be a rough fucking season againbunch of other teams already tearing it up
>>1577245917-0 I think, 30-24 implies that both teams have garbage defense. With a 7-0 statline there's at least the possibility that both teams just have really good D
>halftime>0bruh
>>157724707tell kellen moore to just spam pass down field
>sit the starters the entire preseason, with a QB who only played 9 games>now they're rusty and playing like shit
HOLY SHEEEEIT
Jake master Bates is my man
Every single ball that has gone towards Fant today has been a complete disaster.
JUST END IT JUST END IT JUST END IT JUST END IT JUST END IT JUST END IT JUST END IT JUST END IT JUST END IT
>>157724800how's that working out
Barnes can do that????
TAINTS STUCK IN CAP HELL UNTIL THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSEENJOY FAGGOTS
I wish Gibbs would find my hole
>>157725007Cap hell is over the next offseason
>>157725038Caleb... please focus on your own game
Loins coming out with intensity
These shit ass Cryons continuing to regress as expected. Barely beating this shit ass team. You won’t want to see them against real teams
dan gamble's blood pressure seems a standard deviation too high at any given time
Just gib it to gibbs
>>157725181>just scored a td while holding opponent to no pointsok
Rets go Rions!
>>157725181>he finally dropped the i from cryonsyou're learning to spell finally, good job
Touchdown Lions!
MVP
>>157725226Powerful. 14 points all game, against the Saints.
>>157725007Release Shough and bring on Colin Kapernick for vet minimum & all the knee pads his little heart desires.
Barnes should dress up as spider man before every game
>>157725181We don't play any real teams this season thankfully
>>15772527814 points so far
>>157725230That's a good copy
>Oline getting no push>RBs have no holes to run through>Shough looks horrible >lions pass rush getting whatever they wantKellen Moore was way arrogant coming into this season. Not playing any fucking starters in the preseason, delegating play calling to the OC after 1 season. What a fucking nightmare game.
>>157725278Keep talking, bitch boy.
A SECOND TURNOVER HAS HIT THE AINTS
So all fantasy team winners will come down to whomever has Gibbs and Allen?
POST THE FOOMBLE CAT
>>157725407You mean a third....
>>157725390several black people were killed by a datacenter to make this webm, hope you're proud of it
>>157725360Just wait until you find a way to lose 17-14
>>157725460you mean 0-21 right?
Tyler Shough just needed an 8th year in college keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
>>157725460your stream is behind lil bro
>>157725360Make that 21
Legends of the game
Wions!!!
St brown raping the aints in the endzone
Didn’t have to do the buttfuck dance…
Fine. 24-21
>>15772546021 points so far.... lol.
>>157725530No way..... is this a real photograph?
>>157725451Oh noThe poor children
They welcomed their first child, a daughter named Romy Isabelle Goff, in July 2025
>>157725583I heard this is how he catches passes from his JUGS machine now
>>157725548INB4 "Fine 38-35"
This entire offense was built on Jordyn Tyson being ready to start the year wasn't it?
I'm mad as fuck and sad now. You stupid fuck. Who the hell do you think you are? What made you think sitting the fucking starters in the preseason was a good idea? Shough has only played 9 FUCKING GAMES. Why the hell did you think that was a good idea? Did you really think joint practices were gonna prepare you for the fucking Lions? You stupid asshole. I'm already typing up an email to send to you right now. I'm killing myself. I'm killing myself in front of my entire fucking family and it's your fucking fault. You Kellen Moore are the reason I'll be dead. My mother, siblings, and my nephew are going to be sad and scarred for life because of you. They won't even get to have an open casket. You stupid fuck. You arrogant fucking piece of shit. How could you do this to me? You're a murderer. You killed me with your arrogance. I hate you.
>>157725724At least you made it to field goal range this drive!
Alright Kendre Miller filled his quota for getting ONE touchdown every year in game one.
>aints scoredPack it in lionsbros it's ogre
>>157725685Uh oh stinky! Wats dis?
>>157725849I wish it was the 4th quarter
>>157725877imagine being proud your team scored their first td in the third lmao. new poorleans deserves this poverty franchise
fox trying to hype up anOSU vs kent state on big nude kickoff kek
>>157725651
Lookin' like we gots ourshelves a game
>ran a graphic today showing Gibbs had 50 TDs in 50 games before he scored either of his first two TDs>just ran a graphic saying he has 49Amateur hour in that booth. What's the truth?
jamo has a major case of the yips
CHUBBA HUBBA DID IT AGAIN
>>157725944those girls are going to be so fucked up from having a mom like that
Watch them get another deep pass to Olave ugh
>>157725908Stay tuned ;)
>>157726058Shoot wrong thread I'm dual screening it
>>157726004Both. He had 49 TDS in his first three seasons..... playing in 49 games.Today is game 50,so he had 50 tds in 50 games and you might he misremembered something.
>>157726004Your graphic isn't updated and also you're gay
THANK YOU REFS FOR REMEMBERING YOU HATE THE LIONS
Aaaaaand there's the dpi GODDAMIT LIONS
>>157726171I think I'm just confused as to the point of airing the 49 TDs graphic after he'd already gotten 50 in the first half.Really I guess the point was to emphasize the Detroit win when he scores and loses when doesn't and they just went in with the stat they already had. It just seemed irrelevant at the time.
>>157726171he's not misremembering, they showed a graphic showing 50 earlier
Lionsbros...
kellen moore realized we're running a practice squad secondary finally
Kellen Moore finally realized the Lions have a bunch of practice squaders in the secondary
Montgomery td!!!
Why do we have a chinaman playing DB
thanks for doing literally nothing in the off-season Mr. Holmes!
>inb4 loins foomble
>>157726384Ling Long was the best they could do at short notice
>>157726384Very sneaky defense = Turnovers
ABDUL THINKS FOOTBAL IS BAD!
BLACK HOLE SUNWON'T YOU COME
>>157726411As long as they let him smoke wherever he wants Ling Long will be elite
DETOILET IS UTTER DOGSHITHOLYFUCKINGKEK@YOURCUCCKEDLIVES
>>157726583Puckers or burrs fan?
>ANOTHER I FORMATION FIRST DOWN
Yeah this team is mid at best. Still counting on our schedule to save the season. Branch and Mays will be back at some point
We all know the script Goff wins the game on the final drive
>Y-yeah we’re not good after all! Oh well, at least we had fun! That’s what matters :)Kek that tone changed fastThis shit Cryons team might really go winless
>>157726735You mean Jake Bates, maybeSaints have all the momentum right now, dunno what the fuck the lions are doingThe offensive line is still dogshit I assume?
Vele is so fucking reliable man
I can't believe they did that
I feel like our RT has false started on every snap of the game and hasn't been called for it.
>>157726784The refs hate the Lions, so you're probably right.
PENALTY ENALTY
even if the Saints lose I'm happy they are fighting. That's all I really wanted to see this year
calling it now lions get the ball back and jamo drops it at the goal line AGAIN
That's the third delay of game
>>157726840I'm happy if they cover the 7.Didn't bet on it, that's just my cope for handling a game I figured they would lose to start the year.
>>157726807We all knew you’d still find a way to bitch about refs in a game where they kept you in it. Most retarded subhuman fanbase in the league
Alright, boys. We've got like five minutes to pull this off. All they have to do is hold on to the ball
>>157726863He won't even get that far
>>157726951
I'm drinking it again I don't even care
ZERO THE HERO
Let Goff cook
TOM "THE PRACTICE SQUAD GOD" KENNEDY
CALL THAT SIX FLAGS OVER AMERICA BABY
Dang they got when that field in record time I don't think I've ever seen that in my life
>>157727089Was the saints defense even that bad last season?
>half the distance to the goalSo like 2 inches?
I'M FLAAAAAGING
>>157727099That was supposed to be a joke but we're on flag four already
>>157727166No, it wasn't. Especially considering the lack of talent in the secondary and interior D Line.
all the fucking pirate streams go down right when I'm trying to watch my lions score
JUST GIBBIT TO GIBBS DAMNIT
>TesLaa is inI'm scared
>>157727166It looked bad when Rattler was going 3 and out at a historical rate. It normalized when they made the switch.
HOW DID THEY NOT GET A FUCKING TD DAMMIT
>>157727219Just look it up on Yandex
wtf was that playcalling
Just an absolute backbreaking penalty Classic loins
inb4 secondary penalty giving up the 3rd and long
Please let this be the last year of jared goff hes a bum, trade him.
Should NO just huck it and hope for a DPI?
shough u
Saints go for the win if they get the TD here right?
>giving up a 4th & 12Fuck you Detroit
HOLY FUCKING KEK AT PATHETIC LOINS CUCCKSSS>regulard season /OUR SUPERBOWL/ champsFUCKINNG KEK
GODlave GOT IT
OLAVE
SHOOKHOOK
DRAGON!
>>157727490I FUCKING CALLED IT GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
I haven't watched a live NFL game in over a decade, the first one I tune in I see this insane pass completion.
LET EM SCORE AND KICK A FG TO WIN
What are the lions even doing lmao
I can't take skill players seriously if they wear the autism helmet.
>>157725908>>157725685>>157725582>>157725493I remember these posts KWABSCryons will be lucky to win 2 games
Please don't go for two
COME ON GOOFDONT THROW A PICK
>>157727702This is how the defense will be all year and we knew this
>>157719990>>157719990next game
This the part where Goof goofs and throws a pick
>>157727702kellen finally figured out the secondary is shit and olave stopped dropping passes
SINCE WHEN ARE THE LIONS PUSSIES!? Go for it
>30+ secs with one timeoutThis is blowable for Detroit
It's over for detroit
Just wanted to drop in here and say fuck the shitroit shitions for killing me in my survivor pool in week 1. Niggers. That is all.
@1577278**wtf
Tyler Brady ftw
Chris Olave cannot catch a ball without looking shaken up
LMAO MY LIONS SUCK ASS
I apologize for my slander of Tyler Shough, I wasn't familiar with his game
Goff would booty last both these teams
JUST KICK IT NOW RETARDS
retard slurper bowl
they should have just thrown a hail mary, probably would have worked against this secondary
Good.
couldn’t knock home a game winner from 62 KWAB
>pro kickers
Dan Campbell finally used a timeout, holy shit.
I don't get itAll he had to do is kick a ball
Matt Prater, Jason Hansen, hell our kicker Jake Master Bates would've made that kick
I can't believe we're in OT this is insane
>>157728083>they should have just thrown a hail mary, probably would have worked against this secondaryH2G this
my goat
Good games today
>picking directions in a domed stadiumFor what purpose?
>>157728158same old lions
We seriously haven't played an OT in five years?
>>157728221Couriering favor with the Dome Gods
just saw the script, goof throws a pick 6 here
feels like loins loss
Love the way the Saints are pulling his legs
now would be a good time for a gibbs home run
What's the best lube that doesn't cost money? Can I use okra mucilage?
Just cover Gibbs and you're good
The is the lions defense's fault
>>157728221Coaches looks
bout to lose against a man named shough
Gibbs is just way too good, man
>>157728313The elite don't want you to know this, but it's gorilla glue. You probably got some in your garage or downstairs somewhere
>Game ends in a tie>Aints end up in first placeI hate the NFC South
Gibbs always bailing us out
JAMO FINALLY
>>157728321You had 7 points for the most of the game. It’s a shit team through and through.
Saints should've went for the win instead of the tie when they got that TD
holy shit gibbs is just that good
>>157728505SAINT BROOOOOOOOOOOOOWN
Either the lions suck, or the saints are actually really good. Which is it?
Did the loins win? Why the fuck are they still showing this gay bears blowout when the lions are in overtime. Fucking gay retards.
>>157728486To be fair, they shouldn't have had that fumble TD called back
come on cat bros
>>157728551Saints have improved
>>157728551a little of column a, a little of column b
boys we just need to hold the line
>>157728551Saints defense is pretty good and they gave shough a brain transplant after the 3rd quarter
olave is very good and the lions d is very bad
>Olave has 182 rec yardsChrist lions are fucked this season
The running game needs so much work. Jesus...
>>157728731loins run D is good but their secondary is full of street bums
>>157728717Olave is a really good receiver wym?
Secondary already sucks. Ya Sin sucks and is out. They might as well have open tryouts for DB like in that stupid Philly movie.
Back in my day, the first team to score in overtime won
What does Dan Campbell do?
Shough is de troof
REFFIES DO SOMETHING I BEG YOU FIND A HOLD ILLEGAL SHIFT ANYTHING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Vikes... not like this.
GO FOR THE WIN NIGGA
>not trying to lead the division with tieBOOOOO
>it’s going to end in a tieFUCK OFF!
>>157728843Lose
>>157728843shit pants
I still think of Kellen Moore as our backup QB, this is throwing me for a loop.
>ShotgunShuck is going to take it himself.
Oh no no no no no no
What a terrible play call.
Oh well. At least they went out swinging and not like pussies. GG Lions
I love me a two pointer, I respect the attempt
Nah. Goff and Gibbs gonna win this. Or they fail on a 2 point conversion and lions win lmao
>>157727726LOL get fucked faggot. new poorleans and the aints deserve each other
never a doubt
>NFCS is 0-4the world is in its natural state
>>157728905I spoke too soon. I didn’t expect a pants-on-head retarded playcall like going for two.
UH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKY
KWAB! THE ENTIRE NFC SOUTH IS 0-1
>>157729006If you pan down to his waist, you'll see piss soaked pants
lmaoyeah we're not doing shit this seasonit's time for brad holmes to go
Never in doubt
>>157729057Why the fuck did Gibbs disappear mid gameWhy couldn't Goff do shit with receivers for the final quarter?So many fucking back breaking penalties too, the DPIs and the holding on like the Saints 2 yard line
Arnold was not great but still way better than all these bums
I respect the saints for going for it
>>157729035> Marking his territoryB-based
>>157729035It would be really cute if I was forced to wear diapers and then I would suddenly be put in underwear during every Lions game so I would just leak in my pants and humiliate myself every Sunday, just like my favorite team.
This was supposed to be one of the biggest blowouts of the weekend, what happened Lion bros?
the viqueer already fled to his thread and is getting torched by the fudgepackers kek
>>157729258Saints are improving to be fair, but the saints last 5 possessions were 4 tds and a field goalWhatever they fucking changed mid game the lions had no answer forOnce again the lions Achilles heel is the secondady
>>157729258Offense let the Defense down.
So when the Saints win a shitty NFC South and upset the 5 seed, good chance this game is a rematch in the divisional round
>>157730099Lions still win that but could be cool. I just can't see this talented offense being this bad towards the end of the season. The Lions left 2 TDs just laying on the field.
>>157730233Shough is ass, the rest of the saints are talented, how do you struggle this badly against a team that literally gave you points on their mistakes?We didn’t have Cam or AK, but that doesn’t change Kellen Moore and Tyler Shough still being ass.
>>157729258Well, we won for starters
