So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame injuries, we can blame fatigue, we can praise City's effort but the truth is it's simply not enough. Tactics, determination, you name it, it all stinks.Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in Carrick and the lads, but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed in January. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about this season, or our chances in the Champions League for that matter. Not playing like this. What do you think, /mug/? #CARRICKIN or #CARRICKOUT?Some helpful links to numb the pain:https://twitter.com/GNev2https://jlingz.comhttps://www.manutd.com/en/fans/iloveunited-indiahttps://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/londonhttps://www.nhs.uk/conditions/suicide/https://www.nationalrail.co.uk/destinations/trains-from-manchester-to-london/
comfy
I'VE GOT A FEELING
MUGGGGGGGGGGGED
>was trying to make /mug/>but had 300 sec cooldownIt hurts.
FLYING PIG SAYING CARRICK OUThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NieRNRFyz0
GIMME GIMME GIMME A /MUG/ AFTER MIDNIGHTWONT SOMEBODY HELP ME CHASE THE JANNIES AWAY
I stopped watching after my guy Fodlingz got a red. How the fuck did they lose?
>Losing to 10 men at home>Even with mega refballKEK
knew they would still do it with 10 men
>/mug/ged by VARmanure sisters... not like this
I don't rate these guys, babychoking is no big surprisenow it's time for changing and cleansing everythingto numb my painMy /mug/gging baby losing to my enemiesWhen I'm tired of giving my /mug/ging babymy buckbroken virgin realitiesI'm tired of livingDon't confuse baby >we're gonna loseour own gamechange me, update the linksto numb the pain
>>157721734/MUG/GED BY VARLAND
MUGGED AT OLD TRAFFORDYOUR BOYS GOT MUGGED AT OLD TRAFFORD
>losing to your biggest rivals at home with a man advantagethis is gonna be another year of /mug/ kek
I was under the impression being at home, the opposition being down to 10 men after 23 mins would not result in a /mug/. What went wrong utd sissies?
>>157721789Kek
>>157721784we're here innit?
>>157721734LOST TO A 10 MEN CITY WHILE PLAYING AT HOME AWARD>LOST TO A 10 MEN CITY WHILE PLAYING AT HOME AWARDLOST TO A 10 MEN CITY WHILE PLAYING AT HOME AWARD>LOST TO A 10 MEN CITY WHILE PLAYING AT HOME AWARDLOST TO A 10 MEN CITY WHILE PLAYING AT HOME AWARD>LOST TO A 10 MEN CITY WHILE PLAYING AT HOME AWARD
https://youtu.be/tpkEW_fXJ0M?si=z7avjp0vzGPfYqF7
>another day>another week>another month>another yearANOTHER FUCKING DECADE OF /MUG/WE WON
LOSINGTO 10 MENAT HOMEBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*spends 30 minutes deliberately misinterpreting the decision in your path*
>>157721828this is mug of the year already.
>>157721734How does this one rate against Grimsby's /mug/ or the one when they lost against tier 6 thaï farmers ?
clearly onside
It was offside
https://www.reddit.com/r/reddevils/comments/1wfdspq/post_match_thread_manchester_united_01_manchester/?sort=controversiallmfaoooooooooooooo
Someone tell snivle to dry his eyes or I'll slide tackle the cunt before hitting richards an uppercut
almost 90min with mand advantage btw
>>157721789Showing off your age, fellow young fella.
>>157721734what next for him?
>>157721884i can only imagine the seethe from this mug.
We did it, /mug/bros. We FUCKING did it.
https://www.redcafe.net/threads/michael-carrick-2026-27-manager-performances.493249/page-35
i don't care if it was offside toobehonestdeserved for ratboy not being sent off
>>157721931lets be real, it was foden>foden goes off>shitty play better
>>157721809>>157721789KEK
good evening sirs
>>157721734Fucking useless spastics. Carrick can't have long left surely.
robbery imo
Goldbridge...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3vMnWicAdM
>>157721987proud of father of 3 btw
Don’t agree with all the negativity.Think we nullified them well.Reffing was shit. They drag us down - no foul. They flop and foul.Bullshit goal.Hit the post twice.Not a perfect performance but run this game 10 times and we win 8 of them.We are so far ahead of the team we were 3-10 years ago.Still weak areas. Not a perfect performance by a long way but I refuse to get sucked into this negativity. We are a much better side now.
>>157721789Absolute bop
I saved this 3 years ago and they still have the same backline
someone should buy the domain name jlingz.com
why do united play worst against 10 men
Don’t agree with all the negativity. Think we nullified them well. Reffing was shit. They drag us down - no foul. They flop and foul. Bullshit goal. Hit the post twice. Not a perfect performance but run this game 10 times and we win 8 of them. We are so far ahead of the team we were 3-10 years ago. Still weak areas. Not a perfect performance by a long way but I refuse to get sucked into this negativity. We are a much better side now.
battered Ipswich and Sabah tho
>>157722113we go again next week! are we #carrickIN or #carrickOUT?
They're losing to Fulham next week, aren't they
city had 1 shot on target
checked my pudding for proof and boy howdy
>>157722180isnt he top of serie a right now?
>>157722188all they needed m8
Fucking useless
WE DEM /MUG/ BOYS
united need to swallow their pride and put slabby maguire up front
How do I take part in /mug/ culture? Quick someone teach me
what football is carrick trying to play i don't get manchester united's game at all
>>157722099Stage fright. They crumble the moment they're forced to take center stage. 11vs11 the responsability is on City's side so they play relaxed and ironically better.
>>157722277Digits confirm.
>>157722283Just laugh at Man Utd.
>>157722283laugh at united
>>157722113based
>>157722283Jerk off to soogz.
>AHHHH WHY CANT I PLAY IPSWICH AND SABAH EVERY WEEK???!!!how long for carrick?
How are we enjoying Ole regen bros
kek they made the same mistake they did with ole AGAINoles at the wheel again
>>157722220fucking kek
>>157722390Has she ever done porn? She should. Especially if she has a penis.
losing to man city isn't a terrible result
Haaland turned up. Done his job. Led the team. Scored the goal. Kept his head. 3 points earned. Told Foden to leave immediately. Didn't whine at all. Executed the plan. Fought to end. His greatest performance.
>>157721789/MUGGY/ /MUGGY/ /MUGGY/MUST BE FUNNYIN A JANNY'S WORLD
now hold on a second. how come the guy who got sacked at middlesbrough in the championship isn't doing a good job?
/mug/ lifethis is basic /mug/anomics
*passes ball to the edge of your box**stands there* Uhhh boss what do we do
>>157722050Has to be one of the thickest cunts in the world “why would you play a false nine when you have most of the possession” as if that isn’t when it’s most effective. Same cunt who spent months defending Eric Ten Hairs and Scamorimjob. What a mong
>Ireola>Howe>Glasner>Xabi AlonsoNo we want good guy Carrick
Drogu plays ball deliberately not sure what customers are crying about
>>157722537who is the smartest united youtuber out of saeed, goldbridge, and flying pig?
>>157722559KEK
>>157722559The sovl era...
>>157722582Flying Pig because he’s at least intelligent enough to overreact like a spacker for views
>>157722220To be fair with Lelmons in goal they'd have saved that.
>>157722080this dude made my year that year. him coming on vs arsenal like some raging bull was the stuff of legend
>>157722571All four of them get /mug/ged today
>>157722571Iraola and Alonso are getting fired before the season ends, so they can still get them.
>>157722203No? He's 5th. He came from 2-0 down to draw 2-2 yesterday tho.
man utd were the bayern of england and city were in the 3rd divisionthen the (((glazers))) entered
>>157721734
https://www.redcafe.net/threads/var-and-refereeing-2025-26-general-discussion.489112/page-200cracking thread
>>157722571Utd had no chance at 2 of these
>>157722606>overreact like a spacker for viewsIt's funny when you can see his brain 'click' and go>Oh wait I should smash a plate or kick a stuffed toy or hit my chair or smash a keyboardEvery time some mong will superchat £50 to 'buy a new one'. Guy went up 50k subs when United finished 15th or w/e because he accidentally smashed a mug and his wife heard and got upset. That was unscripted, but he's learned from it.
>>157722582Goldy plays both sides of the fan base like a fiddle and sold his channel for mega money
why are united youtubers so basedthey exist purely to have melties so ABUs can laugh at their clubno other fanbase is like this. well maybe prime AFTV
>>157722801Who owns it now, gary neville?
>>157722582RANTS and bants
>>157722842yeah and brent gets paid a few million a year to show up and phone it in
>>157722812it is literally arsenal who pioneered that model
>>157722812Manchester United have the biggest fan base in the world. Associate yourself with Manchester United. Mention Manchester United in everything you do. Means you generate traffic, sponsorship, money, growth. "Mark Goldbridge" is a multi millionaire from doing it. Drama is good for business.
CARRICK WILL DO IT IN A FULL SEASONAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHTeam of coddled perennial losers
kek i remember people saying the meme era was over when amorim got firedits not the manager lmao
When will this guy cut his hair? I give it at least a couple more seasons
>Giving the caretaker the job full timeHas this ever worked?
>>157723024nigga gonna be looking like rapunzel before its cut
>>157722997Been hearing that since >Moyes
>>157723037They might have wanted their very own Arteta. Ex-player who knows and loves the club.
>>157723179but then never back him in the transfer market
>>157722011How can I reach his levels of earlessness?
>>157723179Having homegrown excellence is sovl. Carrick knows how it was under Fergie. I think he is United's best shot at this.
Mainoo has to be the most overrated player of all time, this guy is worse than Fred
>>157723231i mean city bought a new midfield and so did unitedcity just spent on good players and united got chelsea rejects and villa players
>>157721734dorgu was dogshit tonight
>>157723256vinimaxxing>>157723288hes a decent passer but literally cant do anything else. slow, weak, small, cant tackle, cant run etc
justify it
>>157722997Everyone knows it isn't the manager, but it is easier for a club to sack one person and pay him out than it is to replace twenty six players. Carrick won't win the league but if you kept him for ten years he would probably flipflop between 6th-8th and 3rd-5th seasons with one shocker in bottom half and maybe one surprise 2nd when other clubs shit the bed. The same as Ole. The same as 7Hag. The same as Mourinho. The same as Amorim (we were just blessed with the bottom half shocker early). Thing is, you sack the manager in November/December and you can write off this season, next season (unless the standin had a surprise turnaround like Carrick did) and the fans will think you are doing the right thing, only to realise that sacking the manager wasn't the right solution (like it wasn't the last half dozen times). Ole managing third and second wasn't a sign that Ole was secretly great, it was a sign that the manager isn't as much the lynchpin as people think. A competent if unspectacular manager can do well if the club around him is good, not even a great manager can work with dross. There is a reason why smart top level managers like Pep and Zidane refuse any job that isn't surrounded by a competent structure, and why even the special one looked completely washed at United.
>>157723288he is weak as shit dunno how he made it to this level
>>157723355Extended foot from United player covered the offside.
They lost? How did they lose? They were a player up since first half. What happened? Was it close
>>157723410Haaland's definitely onside and only a retard would dispute that after the magic lines, now explain Enzo "clearly attempting to play a ball which is close when this action impacts on an opponent" from an offside position.
>>157723375to understand man uniteds retarded decisions youve got to understand what the glazers and united hierarchy above carrick want for the club, what their aims are, what they view success as and what they look for in a player.1.placate the delusional fans from africa and india2.get major social media interaction, especially if they can create it into a window long saga3.it makes them look like theyre still a big clubin a traditional sense united arent a football club. they dont prioritize winning, they dont need to win to make money. the fanbase is so massive that they can sustain themselves without prize money. how they operate is shilling man u branded crap to foreign countries fans, and sponsorships.they use their social media interaction numbers to get sponsorships, and sign players who would raise that. infact the players are told that signing for united would increase their brand value and wealth, so only players who only care about fame and money rather than winning will join them.because social media interaction is just a number, someone typing man utd are shit is worth just as much to them as man utd are good in regards to attracting sponsors. if theyre shit and the world is trolling them, it earns them more interaction /money. they are a marketing firm with a football arm
>loses to Man City while City is 1 man down
>>157723355>when impactsno impact. simple as
>>157723480I would add another one, which is to qualify for UCL. Not for the glory or the prestige, but simply for the increased matchday and sponsorship revenue. Hence why they will keep Ole in as long as he delivers UCL even if there was no forward progress, but sack Van Gaal the day after winning an FA Cup because no UCL money from winning an FA Cup, just Europa pittance. What it comes down to is, if Carrick looks good for UCL in November he will keep his job, similarly if he looks good for it in March. If he achieves it they will do the bare minimum signings to account for outgoings. If he doesn't look good for it then they will sack him and bring in someone else (probably someone retarded like Rosenior), back him heavily to get back to UCL and then the cycle repeats.
>>157723583i wonder if they would have kept any of the guys they fired if it was in the '5th place gets CL' eraor even if they could go back in time would they keep any of the guys they fired
>>157723475Having a challenge with the opponent is not playing the ball. Not even attempting, he was blocked.
>>157723628He went for a diving header and missed it by a couple of inches, how the fuck is that not "clearly attempting to play the ball"? Lammens and Martinez both have to cover the chance that header connects, Martinez has to make sure not to concede a penalty against the player clearly attempting to play the ball, it 100% interferes with the play.
>>157723462They hit the post twice, had one more shot on target. City also hit the post. It was going to be a bore draw before VAR got their cheque.
>>157723336mate hes been shit every game since he came
>13th>4 points after 4 games against shitters and a 10 man City lmao, gonna be battling Villa and Tottenham for a relegation spot.
>>157723709None of them change the trajectory of the ball. Interfering with the play is not impacting the opponent and making it a new situation of play. They could have not been there and the ogre still scores it because the goalie would never reach the ball. Obviously it's a dumb goal but it shouldn't be taken away because of passivity that doesn't matter.
https://www.reddit.com/r/reddevils/comments/1wfed10/passing_network_and_ball_progression_against/p9l8il1/
>>157723355didn't impact the opponent thoughhe was a fucking statue in the middle
>>157723494is Milo your cousin? is he really switching to islam? >constantinople died for this
>>157723709didn't matter if he scored, he would be offside. So why are utd players even concerned wit ha player who is clearly offside instead of concentrating on Haaland who was not? There wasn't a player near Haaland
>>157723494Proof that being anti trans is bad for the soul
>dalot has played 250 games for man ukek hes shit how is he doing it
Coventry gave City a bigger run for their money at the fucking Etihad than these shitters
Let's be honest lads, Manchester United are in danger of becoming a jokeHow many more bad results until they officially become one?
>>157724638-300
>>157724638>until
>Foden's force ghost watching on from the touchline with a smile
i love /mug/ lads
>>157724312Or being gay
>Carrick decides to cash in one of his rig cards for the season (Red card chosen)>It gets used on Foden of all players>Try to disallow a City goal later on in the game but realise you can only use 1 rig per game>Lose
>>157725018southgate interim?
So where will Carrick be in the sacking order this season? I feel like Lampard's easily going to go first so probably not then but maybe second? Or third after De Zerbi?
KINO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-YuPkYpJU4
why did he do it?
>>1577251201. Lampard2. Iraola (Trust me)3. Arbelola4. De Zerbi5. Carrick (Just after the January transfer window is wasted)
>>157725152could you resist giving bruno a beating?his inner chav came out
>>157725141IT'S EMBARRASSIN' BLUDWALLAHIDIS MANI-JUH
>>157724200 I think he's just ragebaiting
>>157722571You would likely have complained if they hired a new manager and he began losing because the club is utter shit, and then you would ask, 'Why didn't they keep Carrick?'
I knew City would win when I saw Rashford on the team sheet. He is just /mug/ gold dust. If you ever want United to lose a game, he's your man.
>>157725588probably, but only if they had been this shit with a new guy. there are plenty of good options out there. at some point they have to get a decision correct and improve, they always get it wrong and thats why theyre shit
me own club... me own fahkin club
Can't wait for Gary Neville's Seethe Podcast
Mods, these threads have just become a den for United haters - Could we perhaps ban them and promote actual constructive discussion?Anyway, I personally think we should have started Zirkzee for Rashford and Sesko for Cunha, it feels like this team is just like 1 or 2 games away from clicking and once we're there, it's timeIMO United were better than City today, just unlucky and then the poor VAR call
> team gets less shit> force Trashford in because no one wanted him and keep Monguire, Shaw, and Dalot> team goes back to shitReally makes you think.
>>157726059only way united can winhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oTgjxzL6ns
>carrick... a monkey in a suit could do a better job
>>157721734jesus
told ya >>157719292where is that smug Serb now?
Rats United. Scum of the earth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IDG5XZcRjsour /mug/ queen is upset :(
Why have I not seen a single united plastic yet explain why enzo is offside but rashford wasn't
>>157726452wasnt he in midfield for city today?
Even Man Utd Women are shit2 games. 2 losses
I’m just so tired of feeling like the season is over before October. Year after year, we look like we need 10 years before a league title. Just so fucking deflating. We are going to sack Carrick and start this fuckall hopium cycle all over again.Sack Barrada before you sack Carrick. What the fuck is he doing? What is our fucking identity? And how the fuck do you not see a gaping Luke Shaw hole at LB? We keep hiring people who learn on the job and wonder why we are in the state we are in.
>>157726059Fuck off Eric
>>157726750based
>>157726750 Short hair suits him much better. no homo
>>157726894Make me.
