Genuinely one of the better opening redzones I've seen in a while. Early Window>Buccaneers vs Bengals>Saints vs Lions>Jets vs Titans>Ravens vs Colts>Falcons vs Steelers >Bears vs Panthers>Browns vs Jaguars>Bills vs TexansLate Window>Dolphins vs Raiders>Packers vs Vikings>Commanders vs Eagles>Cardinals vs Chargers
luv redzone me
They should just put in shedeur already holy fuck
>>157722407shit teams
why?
how do you heem a hangover
TOOTIN'
>BrownsYa love to see it
Coach prime(ate)Son of prime(ate)GET THEM IN
Real football starts tomorrow
>>157722474
PEANUT OIL
good start to redzone
>>157722507heem THIS red area
>>157722379funny how the first two games of the season were such slurpers but the first sunday is kino
>>157722516ah yes, the Kansas City Closedwindows
bengals have 37 yards but 14 points. LMAO
>>157722474>orange>"Browns"
That was uncatchable in steelers-falcons. Should not be PI.
TRIPPED
>browns are already going DEATHMARCH FOR ARCHkek
I missed this shit so much bros
FLACCO DRAGON
>>157722489Stop being depressed
>>157722557no retardhe was PIed before he was tripped which impeded
It’s already the 2nd quarter in the early window? The Sunday scaries are starting to settle in
>Metcaff
pirate stream quality unusually good today, almost 720p. also go hawks, my DARNOLD has a butt injury and will miss a game or two =(
>Dropcaff
>>157722540The 9ers Rams game was fucking kino wdym
John Bussy
>John Hussey
>>157722541You can’t call them that after they already won 3 superb owls, dipfuck.
lel that late ass transition animation
>pay baker>he starts spilling his spaghetti
baker... bro....
>Baker
Donkey Kong Metcalf.
MAKER BAKEFIELD
OH MY FUCKING FOOMBLE>BUXXXS>GAYKIE
BAKEY MAKE THEM SHA-ACKFOOOOOOOMBLE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Bungles doing bungle things
>all these teams giving up QB runs for a first on 3rd and long playing man defenseWhy do they do this?
oh Baker
GAYFIELD
BAKEY NOOOOOOOOOWTF ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!
HAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FAKEY
>BAKER GAYFIELD
Baker noooLmao
>BAKEY VIC-AAAAAAAAAACK
TAMPA GAY
>It's another Faker Gayfield plays like shit the moment he gets paid episode
LMAOOOOOO
bakey with the worst game of his life lmao
>>157722643Miyo cute
oh no no no baker sisters
>WHITE QBS
THAT'LL BE 55 MILLION NO REFUNDS
Mayfield was cool for anout 5 seconds fuck
baker "will levis" mayfield
I guess he's baking turnovers
>baker after he gets paid
>>157722581I think it was overthrown regardless. I don't think he would have caught up to it without the contact.
baker-kun...so glad i didn't pick him up or egbuka on fantasy
>>157722715bro.. just go down wtf
HOWEVER
>$165 million
this is karmic retribution for bakey makes you quakey ritualposting
>Gayker GayfieldUH OH STINKY
>3 yr(s) / $165,000,000
>>157722655When you bungle so hard it causes everyone to bungle.
GAYLEB DRAAAAAAAGONTHATS MY ZESTY KINGGGG
Carolina just getting shredded
Baker Mayfield ain't Josh Allen
>>157722721LOL
kmet with the catch of the week so far. KINO OF THE HIGHEST ORDER
holy shit what a TE catch
>>157722715I've seen enough. When it comes to dynamic playmaking under pressure, you just cannot rely on white QBs
a 24 yard pass isnt a dragon you bearfags
>
that was a business decision by andrews
>that Caleb Williams dragonAPOLOGIZE
>>157722796>first openly gay superheroPottery
DENIED
>>157722489UNA VELAi'm glad we're back /redzone/bros
Why go for it?
Just take the 3 retard
>>157722833They are kinda eating the Colts' lunch so I kinda get it
>>157722833because they know they're playing against a danny pennies offense
>Gayvens
>>157722833meme coach
why would balt go for it. they will lose this game
>SAAAARS the app is doing just fine
Bros my raiders are going to booty blast the dolphins today
>>157722843Nice toss
>>157722823I thought that was Captain Planet
>this might finally be the year todd bowels might get firedPLEASE GOD SAVE US FROM THIS MAN
BRYCE DRAGON
wew that's a pretty throw
JAYLEN COKEFIEND
BRYCE YOUNG DRAGON
YOU HAVE BIJANO STOP COOPER RUSHING IT FAGGOTS
DRRRRRRRRRRRRAGON FROM YOUNG
good shit Carolina, don't get blown out
BRYCE DRAGON SLAYER
Damn, a Bryce Dung dragon
HES HIM
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BRYCIE
>>157722833he had to experience what it was like after coaching for a harbaugh for a decade
dam we got a shootout
>>157722863>athletes on strict diets promoting sugary slop
>loinskek
lol
EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING>EVERYTHING IS HAPPENINGEVERYTHING IS HAPPENING>EVERYTHING IS HAPPENINGEVERYTHING IS HAPPENING>EVERYTHING IS HAPPENINGEVERYTHING IS HAPPENING>EVERYTHING IS HAPPENINGEVERYTHING IS HAPPENING>EVERYTHING IS HAPPENINGEVERYTHING IS HAPPENING>EVERYTHING IS HAPPENINGEVERYTHING IS HAPPENING>EVERYTHING IS HAPPENINGEVERYTHING IS HAPPENING>EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING
Bryce>Stroud
LOL LIONS ANUDDER FOOMBLE
>Damar Hamlin flagWHY COULDN'T YOU JUST STAY DEAD
>goof
that’s not a dragon you dumb fucks. maybe for Bryce dung it is…
>loins
THE SHITTING HOUR
Lmao wtf Detroit
GOOF
>GOOF
Sam KWABporta
CHAOS REIGNS
Uhhhh…. Bryce is elite??? Why didn’t you ball knowers tell me?
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF
FOOOOOOOOMMMMMBBBBLLLLEEEE
Big man kamikaze so his fellow saints player could get to it lol
>>157722954that happened in slow motion LMFAO
LMAO redzone bros, we are feasting!
Now that's comedyBravo Lions
reffies stay winning
>>157722407Stupid question yanks but are the browns the meme team that always lose.
>>157722609this is kino what we're seeing bro. not a stomp that didn't have two of their most anticipated players even playing
>>157723005just have to blitz him with 5 and contain. he can't see shit
>goof>loins>detoilet
AARON RODGERSBased conspiracy bro
Kek shit ass Fox showing a score for the Lions
>mfwhttps://x.com/jordancicchelli/status/2099116502234341781
The tuck rule is back on the menu fellas
>>157722966I know you're hauling ass to make all the webms that just happened and I want to say I apprecaite it *kisses you*
Wtf? How is that a forward pass?
>his INTENT was to throw it forwardwhat the fuck I've never heard that in my life
NOT SO FUCKING FAST TAINTS
>>157723005SEEEEEXXXXOOOOOOO
>that's not a fumbleWhat?????
REFBALL
Sorry buddy, Vegas made the call
new rule just dropped
>N-N-N-N-NO IT WASN'T A FUMBLE I """INTENDED""" TO THROW THE BALL FORWARD
Holy fucking robbed
silly
bullshit lol
THERIGISIN
>ball goes backwards>his intent was to go forwards so it's a forward passFuck this sport
>>157723043Yes, the worst shitter franchises are Browns and Jets
THE FIX IS IN
>>157723073we are going full jew
Refs are in playoff form already
generational ref ballIT NEVER WENT FORWARD
10/10 gaslighting
That's insane. Since when is it about the "intent" to throw a forward pass, and not the direction the ball actually goes?
REFFIES WE RUN THIS SHIT
>>157723073>Always mentally intend to throw it forward>Never fumbleJust solved football
BROWNS BTFO
>>157723099>>157723102I INTENDED NOT TO FUMBLE THAT
browns fans deserve worse
""""""""""""""""""intent"""""""""""""""""
KEK MY REFFIES
>>157723043yeah, the browns and the jets are the joke teams
>Forward pass>It went backwards
>>157723129No clue. Sounds like a load of shit that goes against many other calls where the ball goes backwards
refs are fucking psychics nowhow do we stop them
>>157723139>IT'S NOT GROUNDING I INTENDED TO THROW IT TO A RECEIVER
>>157723073Jews did this
>>157723122The browns team badge is so generic as well.
They need a TedTalk to explain that bullshit call
TrevGOD LawrPRince could break the touchdown record today
>>157722966never been able to hate on brycegood kid in a tough situation, and sky high potential
>throw a screen backwards>its droppped>defense picks it up for a scoop and score>tell the reffie that i INTENDED to throw it forward>call is overturned
>>157723178He looks awesome, but it is the browns.
How the fuck does a team decide to start Geno Smith as your quarterback in 2026?
>But he *could* have thrown it forward so he didfootball is stupid
Will the McNair's give Stroud an 30mil extension?
>ACTUALLY IT'S NOT A MISSED FIELD GOAL BECAUSE I INTENDED TO KICK BETWEEN THE UPRIGHTS
>intend to win the Super Bowl>get given the Lombardi
>>157723200J U S T JUST JUST JUST
Holy shit that cut to the Browns score
I think that's the first time my lions have ever benefited from rulesfagging instead of the other way around
>>157723194That 3 next to the Bucs isn't for points, it's # of turnovers
They should have emergency court meetings for calls like this where they debate intent vs outcome
Refgods we eating good right now
>>157723210Uhhhhhhhhhh, our response?
>>157723098this is mine. please ask for permission to post this next time
Bereavedland Browns
bro has a placeholder name
>mfw he was promised
>>157723200Fourth generation nepo baby owner
165 million would have bought a nice defense, Tampa
The problem with the GayFL is that they protect the offenses too much
>>157723228Vintage GODgers right there.
I'm sorry Tampa
>>157723206He wants nothing less than $60 million a year he already rejected the $50 million extension
Ben Johnson just went full Dan Campbell
I took the Bucs....
burrs bros?
KEKEKEKEKEKEKYOUR OWN 20
I ate too much Pho
So are the Bengals going to be elite or are the Bucs gonna be total dogshit?
Ben Johnson lmao
Lol eat shit Ben Johnson you gambling methead
>ben gamble
BURRS LOL
>black defensive HCs
lmao the Bills almost got Butler'd
Uh wtf reffies he intended to make the line to gain though????
Ben are you okay?
I took the Chicago and Panthers under
>Burrs
>zesty qbs trying to push a pile
81? That's insane
pizza jesus where art thou
im convinced the Bills would be a 5 win team without Josh Allen
>josh ballhog
>>157723366He must be a catcher
>>157723366Reminder tush push touchdowns count for Josh Allen because he's black, but don't count for Jalen Hurts because he's white.
>>157723366
Is Sauce playing?
Is Goff the Sidney Chancy of the NFL?
Bears TO on downs webbum?
>but you INTENDED to have sex with a 14 year old girl
>>157723348>taking the under when one team has Ben Johnson calling playsyou deserve to lose your money tb-h
Dan Campbell and Ben Johnson are so fucking retarded.
When did Star Wars jump the shark for you?
is there anything more cringe than steelers fans?
>>157723401lmao he lost yards. wtf
most entertaining redzone in a while? 1st quarter and 2nd has been wild. GO HAWKS
Clots clotted
ZAYAY
Is Baker Mayfield the Steven "Slippy G" Gerrard of the NFL?
ZAY FUCKING CHEETAH
LAND DRAGON... FROM A WR?!?!?!>>157723434when they have leia float back in to the ship
>>157723408Yes and he's continued to suck just like last year
h-he's fast
>>157723434Ewoks
Overpay bros.....
fuck chicago
IT'S OVERIT'S NEVER BEEN MORE OVER
all the AFC playoff teams are going to be the same as last year
Comforting Carlie with sex
>blocked
Bears defender just got his ankles snatched
look at Bryce manso inspirational
Clown bowl down in Nashville
>>157723514Erm, the Chiefs?
HEY NOT SO FAST REFFIES HE INTENDED TO MAKE THAT FIELD GOAL
This is going to be a 2015 type year for Carolina and Bryce Young.
>kino in every game>Jags raping the Browns>Titans-Jets slop bowlToday is awesome
How is Watson sooooo bad
>>157723515look at all that plaster she has to put on her face
>>157723547Jewish
>>157723547She had kids, she's worn out and gross now
>>157723526>Sold out to get a playoff run>will not get a playoff run in 10 yearsKarma for what they did to Andrew Luck
>>157723545
if you are having an issue getting access with NFL plus on pc or something, First login on your phone and watch for a few seconds, it completes the handshake so you'll actually have access.300 billion dollar ass company cant get a login script to handshake
>>157723536>being confident on any outcome before the 4th quarter on a bears game
>>157723545Horny man deprived his goons
On God, Baker is never getting paid again
Our jungle fever white boy Joshua might just have well over 100 rushing tuddies when it's all said n' done
Titans are grim, this is a winnable game and they look like shit, don’t see how they’re going to get a repeat of the Arizona craziness again
>>157723515>>157723547You just KNOW she has a thick bush and hair around her asshole
That ball is slippery today
How many fumbles are we going to have today
FOOOMBLEPOCALYPSE >FOOOMBLEPOCALYPSE FOOOMBLEPOCALYPSE >FOOOMBLEPOCALYPSE FOOOMBLEPOCALYPSE >FOOOMBLEPOCALYPSE FOOOMBLEPOCALYPSE >FOOOMBLEPOCALYPSE FOOOMBLEPOCALYPSE >FOOOMBLEPOCALYPSE FOOOMBLEPOCALYPSE >FOOOMBLEPOCALYPSE FOOOMBLEPOCALYPSE >FOOOMBLEPOCALYPSE FOOOMBLEPOCALYPSE >FOOOMBLEPOCALYPSE FOOOMBLEPOCALYPSE >FOOOMBLEPOCALYPSE FOOOMBLEPOCALYPSE >FOOOMBLEPOCALYPSE FOOOMBLEPOCALYPSE >FOOOMBLEPOCALYPSE FOOOMBLEPOCALYPSE >FOOOMBLEPOCALYPSE
WHY ARE ALL THE BALLS COVERED IN VASELINE
Who jizzed on all these balls today?
Detoilet Cryons are real quiet about refs for a first kek
Why are they reffballing the saints?
>>157723616tariffs
>fumblemania today>my RB1 had foomble problems last yearThis is a bad omen
Did it not look like the ball got knocked loose?
>>157723609depends on how many possessions the browns or lions have
>>157723616Social media ridicule made players extra nervous
>handegg>can't keep egg in hand
oh god there might be a team worse then us
My Reffies setting the tone early and often for the season. We own you.
>>157723639Knocked Loose mentionedhttps://youtu.be/RAuuVY__KQ0
>>157723664egg too slippery
fooooomble
billions must foomble
Now that's the Bengals defense I remember from last year
Gibbs the second coming of Jamaal even down to the foombling
Reffies in charge
>>157723700We are going to win nigger have faith
>>157723695I'm worried about his health this season
>>157723700Mentally untouchable. I embrace it all
Sorry clots, last year was a fluke
>>157723693Saint-Lions foobmle please babe?
>Clots
>foid NFL owners
KANG HENRY
KING HENRY LAND DRAAAAAGON
>>157723700>he just needs more time
Just tuning in. I miss anything good or crazy?Glad to be back with my Redzone bros
>>157722489You either man up, or drink more. Pussy
I don't want to play the Ravens this year....
>>157723700wait why you think you are going to lose to a team where there paying most of their money to a guy on the failcants. Who might I add is already injured in week 1
Henry is special
>>157723700i think koobs absorbed alot of coaching knowledge from mike macdonald. he call some goofy stuff but i think he's gonna be a good'un
MY KANG
>>157723768bro... it's been one of the best opening redzones I've seen
>>157723744he would definitely be lead horse in the plow train
>>157723768best week 1 in a pretty long time
>>157723768Baker got paid and is now fumbling every other possession
>>157723781youre special :)
KNEEL BEFORE YOUR KING
J O S HOSH
>>157723781I don't care for Emmit Smith. That Cowboys online was the very best. Barry Sanders
>pick Gibbs #1 overall>My opponent picked Henry at #12 overall>Gibbs fumbles while Henry scores his 2nd TDBros...
>>157723770Why is Adrian Beathisson not in the HOF already?
>>157723801good, fuck that clown
slippery balls today
>FOOMBLES>INTS>MEMEPLAYS>REFFIES>DRAGONS>MUFFED PUNTHOLY KINO REDZONE
Who the fuck is Shough
>call for fair catch>foomble the fair catch
>Whooston defense
>>157723844Racist ass crackers keeping the black man down
I just realized. Half this site is retarded euros and mudslimes. FUUUUCK. No wonder the discourse has degraded.
>>157723844>child abuse and domestic violence
LMAOOOO, RETARDS REALLY TRIED TO CLAIM SHOUGH WAS BETTER THAN DART
>>157723844Kid beater. It'll be held off for a while
MORE JOSH DRAGONS
>White QBs
>SuckLaughing at the taints
>Shough>Pronounced "Shuck"
#1 defense btw
>chuck on chuck crime
>>157723785>>157723798>>157723801Thanks
>white DBs
JOSHOSH
Blankenship noooooo
My nigga Blakenship just lost all his aura
>special teams
>>157723880Character issues have never stopped anyone from being in the HoF
blankenship thought he was him
Ninja sighting
>white kickers
KEK BAWB
every time I see Joe run I expect his knees to explode
What an absurd flag. He started in on the tackle before the slide.
>Josh Allen is the greatest hes the MVP this is the year>Lameme Jackson is the best QB hes he MVP this is the yearhow many times now? wen will these idiotic announcers stop believing in these bums? they are chokers.
>>157723974He's supposed to suspend himself mid-air!
>>157723974yeah, he clearly intended to make a clean tackle
>what are the Browns gonna do?>it's fucking nothing
So many fumbles
I don’t understand this sport. The Bengals player clearly intended to score on the first down play.
>>157723741
>>157723878You sound bitter
>>157723974The shield want the Bengals to bee in the 'offs again
>It was 28-6
>>157723989Josh is good
>>157723989>Tasteful bush poking outI am cum
holy shit this chicago burrs game is good
>>157723989spending youth and energy on tiktok dances and not pushing out babies from those hips. someone should kill her.
>>157723929>>157723981How are the lighting so different?
>>157723937Darren Sharper
Hope my Santies stop playing like absolute shit
>>157723981What the fuck is that new logo
>>157724080Houston plays in a dome, Carolina doens't
>>157724080Pants game is outdoorsTexans are dome babbys
aren't these defenses supposed to be good??
>>157724082>>157723937Plus everything is WOKE now compared to before
>>157724097Shan’t thoughbeit
Bryce is.......elite?
Carlie sighting :)
Bears defense is making Bryce look good……. wtf are we doing
>>157724104Typical enshittification
>>157724138Nobody knows nothin'
>>157724104its just to match the texans uniforms
Why did Jews make football suck now
>>157724206>>157724138>week 1it means shit
as bad as the Bills defense always looked in the playoffs, maybe McDermott really was the one keeping it together.
Webby of the Shough pick?
GET FUCKING HEEMED
There are some awesome games right now
>>157724138good defense is far less predictable in this era compared to good offenses
>>157724218That's my Coleridge.
what the fuck is this defense
>>157724226No game really matters, no matter what week it is
>shittsburgh
>>157724243Alright Gruden
I CAINT HOLD IT
>zoomers glazing the objectively worst week 1 of football we’ve ever seen because of the heckin foomblerinos
>>157724228
GUH?!?! What are the Sroolers doing
>>157724259God I have stopped feeling anything for this team 2 years ago. Thank god for the canes and college football.
this shuck guy kinda sucks
Already feel sorry for the Saints fans this is going to be a tough year
>>157724253They did hire a coach nobody respected, so you cant expect the players to even try.
>0 points
>>157724291oh my, he's just throwing without looking. and its pronounced "shouw"
>>157723770Where's OJ?
Short kings....Bryce has our backs
insane throw
>>157724353It's our year bros
"The Bears have requested silence"
holy
flowers wilting!
>Gayleb got five seconds before refs threw the delay of game flaglmao
>>157724323They’ve really been shit for a while but unfortunately not even as tragic as jets or browns. Sad!
>sack>delay of gameCaleb returning to year 1 form
>>157724287There’s been like 3 bad games so far calm down , and the only one I don’t like right now is lions saints
chances scott says mogged this year?
>>157724353He will do what kyler couldn't.
Gayrod has one more year in him
>>157724430>not mentioning the dolphinswe havent won a playoff game in 25 years.
ZESTY DRAGON
>>157724287zoomerchads stay winning. boomerchuds stay complaining.
gay nigga speed
ZESTY
>>157724414There was one a few years back when they were playing the eagles that said "Jalen wants you to be quiet"
How the fuck are you not spying Caleb?
kek, retarded panthers D
GAYLEB LAND DRAGONZESTY MVP
ZESTY SPRINT DRAGON
Hope y'all bet the over in every game
Every throw from Aaron Rodgers comes with a "...he doesn't usually miss much of those"Well he does now
What color are his nails today?
frig the colts
Niggas literally refusing to play defense today
>>157724527>have him only bet the over in det/no
>>157722407Bears having a top 10 QB in the league feels weird to see
Is Jared Verse even in the Browns game?
NEW>>157724604>>157724604>>157724604>>157724604NEW>>157724604>>157724604>>157724604>>157724604
STO STOPTHEY'RE ALREADY DEAD
TrevGOD
HOLY SHIT T-LAW
TAKE THE BROWNS BEHIND A SHED ALREADY
> Them Browns already doing Browns things.deserved for what they did to muh boi Baker and hiring that sexual predator.
>>157724473Dolphins are in a different category of having atleast decent seasons and sparks of talent. But yes another disappointing franchise. I’m surprised actually how much the saints have memed playoff wins since Brees
>>157724682Fahhhhj does she have a name?
