Late Window>Dolphins vs Raiders>Packers vs Vikings>Commanders vs Eagles>Cardinals vs Chargers
these games are all slurpers
>jayden danielskek what a bust
MY raiders will find a way to blow this lead.
Ouch!
>>157730076slurp my dick faggot
we are in here>>157729850>>157729850
Kyller took a full force impact to the head with no helmet
bears
>>157730092>the leg twitchingactual brain damage, he needs to retire before he loses the ability to play video games.
>it really was Darnold saving KOC's career in the endfunniest possible timeline
>>157730117why is she black?
>>157730105perfect tag team HEEMmore teams should do this
>>157730157but she is white?
streaming redzone on the official sp server.discord dot gg/76tvxtHU
>>157730163fuck off Tua
it's over
HES BEEN WARNED
>>157730278Earlier than last year too.
>>157730157a man with severe aspergers recolors pictures of her to fit the raiders color scheme
>>157730185Tag teem
cmon chargers you fags its arizona
>>157730143fucking unreal lol
>>157730379>an OCit is a "recolor" unless anon is literally Rob Renzetti lol
kyler murray has been ruled HEEMED
Murray the new CoD is out until october bro
>>157730379Lmao faggot
Berds
My stream has been schizoing out and flashing back to Q1
>vikings went 8-9 with mcsharty>only needed average qb play to get to the 'offs>now thislol kangz
>K "QB Sneaks with Wentz in 2026" OC
>>157730467>only needed average qb play to get to the 'offsDoesn't work like that in practice. They were never going better than like 7 wins this year regardless of the QB they picked.
>>157730467Geno was right there.
>>157730451He could still play Dawnwalker
>3rd & 9>1 yard pass
>N9ne
>>157730313Is she really a teenager character?
>>157730477in my mind you should be locked up in a psych ward, but here we are
>>157730525where did he say it was bozo?
>>157730525He runs around like a fucking shuck and jive Shaka Zulu dindu jigaboo mongrel and gets himself hurt. I only wish he'd been decapitated instead
>>157730477>OC stands for an original characterKWAB
are the shartinals gonna do it?
>>157730644No.
>>157730644lost by 10? ye
>>157730549i sure hope not
>>157730652>Saquon is backPlease God no.
That side by side comparison really shows you how Herb is worse than Hurts.
>the absolute state of Justin Jefferson
>Electric Feel BANGER
HOW DID DANIEL JONES PLAY TODAY?
>>157730717the more jewelry he wears the worse he is
>>157730477OC stands for offensive coordinator
WHOPPER WHOPPER
more importantly I was told that was the starter and penix was upset he was backin him up. LO AND BEHOLD I find out cooper rush is not only alive again but he's playing in the nfl
>>157730732Perfect first drive then was fairly dogshit the rest of the game
>>157730732
what the fuckfuck you harb
>Unironically eating Burger King in 2012+14'Scusting
>Bustin Herbust
>>157730681You must be at least part jewish
Herbie bros wtf
>>157730767need jenny to sponsor me with a sexual performance
How would a teenage robot even work. Is she a robot who was built to look like a 14 year old girl, or has she truly been around for fourteen years and she consistently has her parts replaced to make her look progressively older like the ship of theseus? If it’s the former, how does she interact with her peers who have 14 years of life experience on her?
>HarbaughRetard will never learn. Just kick it, idiot
>>157730803we get it you cant afford it
>>157730818shut up goy
>>157730803more for me
feels bad having dicker the kicker on my fantasy team
/redzone/ - teenage robot general
I melted some cheese on triscuit crackers if you guys want some
>>157730905i got burger king thanks
>>157730791Heh, he's brushing off a couple cobwebs. He just needs more time.
Thank you based cousins
>its another cousins arc
>replay assist just making shit up
>>157730905i get most of my calories on sunday from beer but thanks for the offer
Jacoby Brissett is an honorary white qb
>wince
THANK YOU REFFIES
>>157730451he's playing the ports
>>157730987elder abuse
Justin Herbert sucks, was never good and anyone who ever thought he was a top anything qb most likely has a vagina.
>>157730987kwab
>>157731015I've never rated sherbert or manlovefeelsgoodman
>>157730987I was getting pizza, why is wentz in instead of kyler?
I have seen enough of Brissett put Gardner Minshew in
>>157731065That nasty little goblin got heemed
>>157731065157730092
>>157731065>>157730092
>>157731088So heemed he thinks he's a big white OT named Boskowitz
>sparkly shoeswhat a fag
>>157731125a sack ends ita int ends itthey get neigherstaley ass defense
>*swipes your shoe*
The Chargers SUCK
do the dolphins get 1 (one) win this year?
>cheating coach bad when he can't cheat
How do teams decide which player gets to claim the kicker as their gf (male) for the season?
>hospital ball>"great throw by wentz"bring back romo
JJ
WHITE QB DRAGON
DRAGON
hey guys, wanna hear a funny joke?los angeles-based NFL teams
whoever replaced romo sounds like a literal downie
N9NE DRAGON
DRAGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Damn son
Kyler can't do that.
Wentz is the best QB on the Vikings.
Ebin punt
>>157731419OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHE HIT DA GRIDDY ON EM
>>157731527>against the dolphinslol, lmao
>>157731549Your QB could never
>faker gayfield
We got time
>Brian Flores actually thinks he deserves to be a HC againlmao
>vikings just spamming zero blitz every play
>>157731652>blacktivist DC
>raiders>being in charge of not throwing picks
>>157731640Many teams with GMs who want to pander to blacks will consider him again
>kerp coupons
>"Charlie" Kirk Cousins
>White QBs
based laaffe taaffeshould've never fallen to the 5th round
>>157731618>a good team>
>>157731614
FUMBLING DOOOWWWWNNNNNNN
Malik Willis good?
>>157731865Does she get naked online?
>>157731880not particullary but he is still young
I wonder if Packers fans really think Love is their franchise QB for the next decade.
>>157731880he appears to be serviceable and has great physical tools
>>157732005we do
>>157732005The black ones? Yes. Normal people? No
>>157732005>>157732055oh boy
>>157732110>kwabfins
holy fuck show that chargers girl
CHRGERS FLAGOOON
webm of that taco whore who made my peepee tingle
>>157732212absolute fucking rocket
I am late who the fuck is that celebrating the herbert td
I hope the chargers score more TDs so we can get more shots of madison beer shaking her cute little ass
barkley trucked
>>157732212i thought the same thing brother who has the webm
/wsr/ing that Hurts sack
>>157732212>>157732235fuck i missed it
I've got it hang on
>>157732243>>157732244apparently is a celeb of sorts
Malik….. that pass was downright Tua-esque
>>157732293Thats herberts GF lol
well squirts really is ass
>>157732293the qb creampies her. he could do better though, lots of prettier insta thots in LA.
>>157732310Yes it is
>>157732304there's a reason he's on his third team. he's a black QB who isn't particularly good at running a lot like his current successor on the titans Cam Ward
>Her family is part Ashkenazi Jewish and part Moroccan JewishKNEEEL
>>157732368mogged by pits girl
>>157732293mid tbqh
>>157732378If jews run everything its good to marry one, right?
>>157732382[X] Doubtuntil we see their feet
People can’t just go flying through the air like that, Ashton
>>157732368trying too hard6.5/10
>>157732368>this is what you're dying in the middle east for
>>157732444who is we
>>157732444worth every dead mutt NGL
Breaking: the number 5 has told Jayden Daniels it cannot use it's name, image or likeness anymorw
>>157732455Clearly not you, paco
What is the 2026 threshold for kickers to be /ninja/d?
>>157732474Breaking: Jayden Daniels’ body soon
could scott be any lazier?
>>157732293>"omg omg omg show that pretty girl again">she's Herbert's gf>"haha, akshually she's mid, 4/10 pointy elbows would not bang"why is /nfl/ like this
>they said no commercials>commercial
Did I just sit through a FUCKING COMMERCIAL
Everytime I switch the volume to redzone Scott Hanson is yapping. How do people watch this shit
WIDEIDEOPEN
lol commanders thought they weren’t a poverty franchise because of one fluke year
kek nice coverage Vikings
Fire Brian Flores RIGHT NOW
>>157732368Isn't that Madison Beer, Herbert's gf?
>>157732539Mina Kimes fans are deranged.
RETURN DRAGON
>Malik lost his glittery ballerina slipperwtf was he thinking?
>>157732583Yes
RED ALERTSCRAPPY WHITE BOY DOWN
did that raider d lineman piss himself?
they get nothing
>>157732679Is it possible that you could make a webm of the Sonny Styles TFL on Saquon? The play before Hurts gets sacked
>hospital ball to the best weapon on your team Bustin Assbert
>Madison Beer was diagnosed with borderline personality disorder (BPD) in 2019Why do all of the hot girls have BPD?
New cope just dropped, Herbert would’ve won MVP if McConkey didn’t get injured in week 1
>>157732711they all have that for attention
>>157732679Why wont he tie his shoes?
>>157732711free pass to be a bitch with no consequences and you can get docs to diagnose damn near anything especially if meds are involved
wonder who nance hates more >drunk romo >or bland watt
>>157732706This one? I had to do something so I missed the last 15 or so minutes
>>157732794You could tell last year he was disgusted by Romo's drunken unprepared rambling, so he probably prefers Watt.
kyler murray saved the vikangs
>>157732813Yeah, that's the one. I hate to be demanding, but could you start it a second earlier? If that's too much then just tell me to fuck off it's cool
>>157732583
AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE
>>157732828he's ignoring much of what Watt says and when he does respond to Watt does so curtly or with grunts. If he likes Watt it's only because Watt doesn't smell like an alcoholic
>>157732862
>>157732938Thanks bro, I appreciate you
>>157732711Because attention whores wanted an excuse to be attention whores
>>157732938lemme get that smiff catch
>>157732949
>>157732938Great play by Styles, but this is on the O-line not being comfortable with Mannion's zone scheme yet.
Maybe it's too early, but it looks like it was indeed LaFleur that made Willis look good. >>157732934I guess it's just that in comparison the awkward silences after Nance refused to go along with any of Romo's goofball comedy moments make these awkward silences seem normal. If Watt is just being boring you don't expect much response. Romo seemed to always want Nance to play along with his drunken shenanigans and moaning.
is anyone else kinda burned out on all the football today?
>>157732992from football nofrom being hungover yes
>>157732992Just with watching Herbust
>>157732863>>157732368she looks like she has big but saggy tits when they're not in a push up brasurprising
>>157732992nope. Im conserving my energy for dem boys tonight
>>157732992No, but the early window is always the best part of the week.
>Chorgers are unironically going to lose to the Briskett-led Tardinals
who the hell even watches the late window? lol
>chorgersLMAOOOO
At what point is the Harbaugh Herbert experiment over?
HOLY JUKED
NEED that Daniels run
chargers in mid season form
>>157733040because my shitty team the dolphins are playing.
>49ers 1-0>Seahawks 1-0>Cardinals 1-0>Rams 0-1
funny that Brissett is still slinging it while Jimmy G is out of the league
>>157733095Maybe Jimmy G should have considered playing football instead of being a faggot
>all these announcers worshiping the sub saharan vikings defense coordinator who is getting blown the fuck out today
>>157733095
>>157732978based thanks
>>157733127He literally can't be fired or else he'll sue for racism again
>4 minutes into the 4th quarter>Gayden Daniels only has 70 passing yards
>start dating bogged instawhore>football ability disappears Many such cases
>le floor
AAAAAAAAAAAAANT MY DEMON
>>157733127the League is terrified of his waycism lawsuit
AAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
BUSTIN MAKES ME FEEL GOOD
herbie killed my fantasy wr and fucked me over betting the chargersi hope that girl they showed takes half his shit
IT'S FUCKING OVER IN LGAY AHAHAHAHAHABASED TARDINALS
They should have fired Harbaugh and promoted Minter just like Detroit should have fired Campbell and promoted Johnson.
Slant was obviously coming eagles stink
YEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
nice job Diggs
diggs dumbass fucking up the 2 pt attempt
can't go for 2 to tie the game because zesty ass dggs had to hump the goalpost
>>157733314First confirmed bisexual to score a TD?
>>157733304whenever someone says "Herbert would be better than your QB on your team", I picture this and say "He'd just overthrow everyone"
keeeeeeeek
>>157733348Irvin was fucking (and stabbing with scissors) anything and everything in the 90s
>>157733369Cooper just doesn't have it anymore now that Blankenship left. They were bffs
i have the Lions and Chargers in survival . .(
>Carson Wince
: (
>>157733431I picked Herbert and Nailor over Burrow and Moore in fantasy :(I thought the Texans would lock down Moore and that Herbert would obliterate the Cardinals. I'm stupid
>throw the damn towel.gif
refs are out of control already
TOTAL REFFIE VICTORY
>>157733479>22-17I'm not watching this game, all I know is that Murray is out.Why is it still close?
>personal foul, being mean to wince
wince has zero pocket awareness
REFGAWDS
When will there be some kind of solution, possibly final, to the reffie question?
HOW THE FUCK IS THAT ROUGHING THE PASSER
Kevin O'Connell is determined to kill two of his QBs in one game, it's his own personal mission.
Nine is gonna be in the game soon at this point
>>157733474so, far in starters are out scoring my bench players but not by much
Shit tackling in every game today
>chargers looking like they’re gonna lose to Az>doggie doos lost today against the marlins>la angels just suck ass and lost as always>rammies lost to the NinersTotal la death weekend
Iggles are 100% choking this game away
commentators need to start shitting on the refs more
>>157733564Iggles and chorgies wanna challenge the kwab battle between the pats and rams (and toxans)
>everyone too scared to open field tackle a qb because he could """slide""" at any time and draw a free 15 yardsFuck the refs
hurts goated
Vintage Warson Centz
>this entire kangz drive
>1st and 10>false start>1st and 15>false start >1st and 20>holdingJust catapult this joke of a franchise to San Diego and sell San Diego to mexico
lmao puckers lmao
>viqueens
OH NO NO NO NO SAVE ME REFS
>winceMy fucking god this guy stinks
>3rd drive saving flag
They really want to appease Flores
all the Green Bay reffball in the first half is getting balanced out by Minnesota reffball on this one drive.
>HOWEVER
Why are they refballing the packers?
>>157733676Imagine how easy life would be if you could do jack shit and get millions just because people are scared you'll call them racist
>>157733564commies look pretty damn bad idk
Is Herbert just a Keenan Allen babby? Chorgers look like absolute shit
my iggies :)
While Wentz has looked like total shit and is getting bailed out by zebras the stark reality that he makes throws neither Murray nor McCarthy can make.
>>157733676>>157733718cowards
I thought Jim Harbaugh was supposed to be a good coach.
Bawb can’t stick Diggs
>>157733734He as a big arm, grit, and absolutely nothing else. He isn't accurate, he can't read defenses, his timing is non-existent. In the modern rookie difficulty NFL he'll beat a few teams but once he faces a stout defense he looks like the glorified camp arm he is.
>Jordan Manlove
But my EP-ACK
KEK LOL OH NO
>fudgepackers
lafleur might get fucking fired
OH MY KWAB
>>157733885>>157733734He has always been a conference babby+height babby
>packers are about to lose to wentz
what makes the afternoon games so much comfier than the morning? is it because hanson shuts the fuck up?
>>157733846He can take your team from dogshit to borderline good in the first 2 years but after that god help you, just ask the niners.
>it was 22-10
>GREEN GAY
What a retarded collapse
>>157734020yes, there are also half as many games on so they can just stay on each game longer instead of jumping around a ton
>short by a yard on 4th and 7Zero heartgers
KEK LOL OH NO>GREEN GAY>JORDAN MANLOVE>ACK LAFLEUR
fuck you chargers
Packers did what Lions avoided
>chorgers
>rams are last in the NFC west
>>157734018>>157734053>>157734060Packers in playoff form already
There's hope brothers
>bustin herbert
>>157734089It was really nice of Big Dick Nick to let Cuckson Wince have a ring of his own
>>157734032He moved on from Smith too soon and cost the Niners a super bowl and eventually cost him his job. Now he's too scared to be honest about Herbert. He needs to offload Herbert to QB desperate team and take his chances with someone else but he's too old, low test, and chickenshit to try something like that.
>HATE
>Green Bay
If Lafleur doesn't fuck it up, Jordan Love will.>another interceptionohh nonono no no no noooooo
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>green gay
IT KEEPS HAPPENING LMAO>GREEN GAY
green gay just needs to pack it up this is embarrassing
>fudge packers
holy shit the guy who tipped it thought he fucked up LMFAO
A beat up old White dude is still better than a black QB
>NOOOOOOOOOO RODGERS HELP MEEEEE
>HALL OF FAME QBHALL OF FAME QB>HALL OF FAME QBHALL OF FAME QB>HALL OF FAME QBHALL OF FAME QB>HALL OF FAME QBHALL OF FAME QB>HALL OF FAME QBHALL OF FAME QB>HALL OF FAME QBHALL OF FAME QB>HALL OF FAME QBHALL OF FAME QB
Catch or no?
>>157734282total catch, and hit the pylon
TD
why do >black qbsalways don the hijab when they're jobbing?
>Ball is dragging across the ground>UMMMM YEAH THATS A CATCH ACTUALLYRigged shit
lol foreskins
little bro thought he was Mahomo
>cumhanders >smart playcalling
what a stupid play
>that playcalllulwut
worse play call than the saints 2-pt. try
My redzone just stopped and wont stop showing sizzler ads
>>157734412same, 300 billion dollar company everyone lmao
>>157734395Do you have the TD?
>tank the season>trade Love>fire LaFleur>draft Manning
>>157734437
>>157734395#1 was WIDE OPEN
>>157734476absolutely wasn't a catch btw not that it matters they went full retard on the 2-pt conversion
>>157734476Thanks babe
RATE THIS REDZONE BROSI have it unironically as a 8/10 or 9/10. What a great day of football. See you next sunday bros>>157734395that was a sick move to get to the tackle
>>157734504You should have been a QB anondo
>>157734470>he refuses to play for Green Gay like Eli did for the Chorgers
NFL doesn't play defensesee you next week
>>157734509100% a catch learn ball
>>157734509The refball wasn't overwhelming, but it was fairly consistent. No matter though.
>>1577345207/10
>>157734509You don't think this was a catch?
>>157734520Morning slate was a 10/10. Didn't watch the afternoon redzone because >my team was on
>>157734543I saw a wobble desu
ggs lads
Love still shitting the bed in garbage time btw
GUYS I JUST GOT HOME I DIDNT SEE ANY GAMES OR KNOW ANY RESULTS WHICH GAMES WERE WORTH WATCHING
I found out Jesse Minter isn’t black today
I'm always sad when red zone ends see you guys next week
>>157734631the ball that hits the ground hard enough to shift in his hands and redirect into his chest?no, not really
>>157734631I'm sure if it was my team on offense I'd say obviously a catch but I do see the ball move a bit. Call on the field stands, whatever it was.
>>157734671pretty much every gamejets titans and dolphins raiders I'm not sure tho
>>157734671Bills-Texans
>>157732948>Because attention whores wanted an excuse to be attention whores>Being a 10/10 wasn't enough, I had to have a mental illness as wellI hate women so fucking much bros
