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trades and prelim finals and stuff
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wtf i love javelin
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>>157730336
They named the wrong son Chad
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>>157730118
coRrrr she could VAULT on MY POLE eyQUEEM jaha
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iggs
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>>157731217
hHOOLY BBBASED
https://youtu.be/e0UOew2Fc-c
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ALF
N
T
H
E
M
https://youtu.be/3uQVCns6PSU
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I wanked two times already so far today
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Good morning
Please no sperging out today in the fred
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just four more sleeps until freo’s season ends
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>>157732339
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>>157732050
you're a bit cutesy aren't you lill fruity
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Up and at 'em
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I’ll make some cookies today
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>>157733573
There's no need for that
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>2026
>parents still choosing to mutilate their newborns
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nicksy been sacked yet?
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>>157733573
>dry
>unmoisturised
>mutilated
>not happy
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just not wanking
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everyone should post their cocks so we can compare
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sold my cocks at the market yesty. they will probably be at red rooster tomorrow
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sent ;))
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Out & About.
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received :)
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WAGESLAVIN NINE TO FIVE
BARELY MAKIN A LIVIN
IM A REAL FUCKING PLEB
THATS WHY THEY CALL ME GOYCATTLE
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i got a noose
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butters is such a poison chalice. shats got btfo big time as they, as per usual with the arrogant cheating cunts, thought they were certain to get him and are now missing out on him and potentially greene. bullflogs are wasting 11% of their cap on an extremely overrated player and sacrificing any trade capital to bring in players they actually need in the backline. poot won big time, rorting the dogs and btfoing the fuckwit cheatlong shats.
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>>157735502
i've got an open dm inbox ;)
please send me karmabait
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>>157735564
simmer down kochie
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>>157735043
Is Geelong paying every media person money under the table to write nothing but positive things about them? It doesn't seem very organic
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>>157735680
nice panties bailey
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>>157735502
Crisp bummers customer
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>>157735719
i'm just laughing at the fuckwit moron teams falling over themselves to get butters when he is so overrated and thanks to the aints, people are overpaying big time at the moment. poot won either way whether the mercenary stayed or not.
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Bulldogs will be shit either way. Midfield is not their problem.
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>>157735564
>>157735851
Butters is a gun and the sole reason port managed to win a few upsets and stayed in most games this season.
Port have like a 2% win record in the last few years when doesnt play. He has carried the team. Which is why his shoulders are always strapped.
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>>157735768
heh
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>>157735962
he's an overrated flog and port nearly beat fred without him, they will be absolutely fine without him and he will make no difference at the dogs.
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lurk more newcunt
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just did a large dosn 2026 season
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>>157736171
Yep, crisp.
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>>157736446
it was anything but crisp
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uhhhj, why did the WA tacti-pigs go ham on the nick daicos is shit grouphome? pretty heavy,he doesnt even live in WA? WHY DO WORST AUSTRALIANS HATE BIG DICK NICK SO MUCH?
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>>157736825
dunno they just hate the Genius Monster.
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>>157736825
have it on good authority they were selling manchesters
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>>157735043
KEEEEK
Delusional kissed on the dick cats supporters throwing a tanty. Whenever anything doesn't go their way they act like it's some travesty of justice, get fucked you filthy cunts.
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>>157736825
Qrd?
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>>157737065
Psychosis, just ignore it
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>>157737206
good take
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Perth man and two young children found dead in Bali
By

A Perth man and his two young children have been found dead inside a Bali home.

Indonesian Police said the grim discovery was made yesterday morning after the mother of the children, aged 4 and 6, asked neighbours to carry out a welfare check at the rental house.
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>>157737268
west coast fans not having a good time in south east asia lately
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What will you eat today?
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>>157737346
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>>157737346
pussy
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Never tasted a vagina that tasted good, me
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I need a double cheeseburger.
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>>157737636
Yeah that's cos you like the taste of dick LOLOLOLOLOLOL.
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>>157737660
dick doesnt taste like anything. like licking your wrist
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>>157737677
>woman opinion
into the bin it goes
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>woman(((female)))
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>>157737065
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-09-14/perth-disability-provider-shares-traumatic-experience-of-raid/107060848
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How tall are you and how much do you weigh?
>be honest

Me I'm 6"3 120kg but I don't look I'm just super dense.
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>>157737636
reckon youve been rused into eating arse, I do 5that after a long day on site. splash na bit of lippy on, and pick up some dozy lookin neet at the bottlo and wah-lah, get im to "eat my pussy" hahaha
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micksperg drunk at 10 in the morning already?
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>>157737795
183cm 82kg
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>>157737838
no its some fuckwit swasnsook
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I will celebrate Nick Daicos's club champion award and his brownlow as well.
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Why do you guys all pick on my iggs? Western Australians are based and crisp. Not like leastern australians that all disappear the moment their club isn't doing well.
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6 flags in 25 years for the Lions, 9 grand finals, that’s crazy
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Being top of the Home and Away rounds at seasons end is the real cup. Congratulations Fremantle.
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>>157737795
5"11, 79kg
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>>157737884
not drunk, as ridiculous as it may sound, its the keyboard. I could go back sand fix it but cbf.
>>157737884
you're a much more self-righteous and constantly wrong faggot than I could ever hope to be drunk.
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>>157738008
you replied to me twice you dumb as fuck spastic sook fuckwit kek
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sticking my finger up my bum then sniffing it
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>>157738047
yeah, you're so thickheaded you needed to be told twice. there ya go, your big win of the day, be sure to tell your jsp.
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>>157736825
>>157737065
meth mostly
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>>157738100
based dani laidley fingering her pussy
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>7 shilling some book about the bondi attack
bet it doesn't talk about how the cops were told to focus their surveillance efforts on the far right rather than islamic extremists
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>>157737795
183cm
85kg
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>>157729997
Have we ever had a prelims with 4 underdogs? Feels like any team that wins it from this point would be impressive for different reasons
>Freo: Never wins flags, written off because they lost QF
>Sydney: Missing 5 of their best and everyone wrote them off
>Brisbane: History says they can't win it with their defensive stats, written off because they lost QF
>Hawthorn: 4th place, were the underdogs in the QF and looking to be the underdogs in the prelim
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>>157738276
we are height buddies ;) we could 69 so well
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>>157737838
Fuck that's the dream
t. depressed wagie
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>>157731793
>https://youtu.be/3uQVCns6PSU
'no
>>157737795
188cm
82kg
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People call me a grinch around Christmas time, because i don’t like Christmas very much
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just did a matthew nicks that was so massive it just would not flush. had to go outside, get a stick and break it up before it would go down
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Who will be the next coach of Adelaide?
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>>157738540
Taylor Walker
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>>157738540
Goodwin
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>>157738540
Neil Craig
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titless NOT HAPPY with titlots
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Wayne Bennett is 76 years old, there’s not reason the Crows couldn’t bring back Graham Cornes or Malcom Blight
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>>157738444
maybe it'll improve the south australian water quality
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>>157738715
Okay but she's just modelling so you're comparing apples and oranges silly
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>>157738715
at least we're not speaking german
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>>157738740
who's that mate?
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>>157738715
I was told to believe women. not woman. sydney has much bigger and nicer tits so thats the woman I will believe. sorry arriane.
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>>157738812
Graham Cornes is Glenelg Football Club royalty and inaugural coach of the camrys and Malcolm Blight is the camry's only premiership coach you dunce
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>>157738812
it's an interesting discussion
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>>157738715
had to google who this was
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>>157738715
everyone likes sexy women, whether they are athletes or not
it is unfortunate that titmouse at 27yo is only figuring this out now
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>>157738836
nah i knew those ones, it's just they brought some some random cunt called wayne bennett. not sure who that is, mustn't be a very popular sport he's a part of
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Just did this unlicensed.
You made tradie faggots?
>4 years of tafe to put legislation together
lmao
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>>157738715
dind't she retire at like 24? not interested in hearing from a quitter
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>>157738715
Foids really will complain about fucking anything won’t they
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>>157738913
*lego
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>>157734774
suburb?
>>157735043
yeah if that was ticked off they'd have lost by... 5 less points wow, staggering
>>157735742
welcome to the afl media, no one is allowed to be mean to geelong
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>>157738913
my brother's a plumber, I will ask him if he's made. He'll likely reply wtf, I'll explain that some bloke on the internet probably meant mad, but that he'd been wanking a lot to pics of blokes in hi-vis so he'd mistyped.
We'll go to the pub, have a laugh as per usual. mum loves taht she's got a plumber and a carpenter in the family. we'll talk about sports, my gf and his wife and kids. eventually he;ll bring up how busy he is, and that he could'nt take on new jobs till october. i'll probably pay for lunch, coz we take it in turns.
tl;dr: he won't be made (or mad) at your home jobby effort.
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>>157738123
maybe you should inform your jsp that you spend all day jerking off till you blow red and white ropes to islap hiney shirtless and hitting the bottle, then inform that you desperately need a job that let's you spend all day defending a shit soulless plastic franchise that relocated from their original home and their name is a reference to being so shit they had to import sandgropers to win nothing for 70 years and continually embarass themselves in grand finals
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>>157739114
i dont have a jsp so I stopped reading there.
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It wild how poo is only out of your bum and in the toilet for such a little bit but just makes the whole room smell so much, even if you flush straight away
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>>157739175
why don't you get a job sooky cunt
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>>157739194
crisp sydney fan
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Gambling destroyed my life and i will kill myself
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>>157739234
I have one. You (try to) make fun of mine constantly. It's partly why I love this joint; buncha fucken deadbeats wanking away telling me about my job/trade, how ndumb everytjing I do is, how shit the team I support is whereas real life aka stuff afk is so very different. Ive been here since idk 2012ish when I got back from OS so its nice to take a break from "real life" and thats 4chan for me.
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>>157739345
>I got back from OS
you need to go back nonce
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>Butters manager tells Geelong it's a done deal in August
>Bulldogs increase their offer by $3 million in response
>Butters manager informs Geelong on the Saturday that he's going to the Bulldogs, two minutes before the press release
He's a dog alright.
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>>157739384
lmao geelong can eat shit and die fuck you
based butters
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>>157739466
He was prepared to play with Geelong for $2 million less than what the dogs offered. When it became $5 million his heart won out and decided to play for his childhood team.

It's like Chris Grant mk.II.
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>>157738913
Why is the last run horizontal?
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every girl i ever loved cheated on me
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whys this wagie cunt so mad kek
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>>157739615
stop being so cuckable then
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>>157739598
because he couldn't get in to tafe lmao
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>>157739345
never had a problem with tradies but i bet you're a plumber just because you're obviously a big fan of playing with shit as a swasnsook kek
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>>157738913
*be's sending this to the police*
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>>157739632
you're not very bright are you? see here: >>157739088
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>The expectation is free agent Jordan Butts nominates the Dogs this week. 5x700-750 the offer on the table
It will be even more disappointing when they inevitably crash out in the first week of finals again next year
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What orientation is the picture meant to be in? Did DIY take it sideways?
Would expect a licenced tradie to at least take a picture the right way up.
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>>157739659
Highlight of the 2027 season for me will be Darcy's knees blowing up again. Can't wait to give the dogsperg some (You)s.
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>>157739672
Don't forget another bevo 2 year extension
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>>157739514
fuck geelong lol suck a bag of big black cocks
bad juju team
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>>157739700
why do they have to be black?
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>>157738913
looks like the turbo on my car
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>>157739088
>types a paragraph trying to explain how hes not fuming
absolutely fuming lmao. daily reminder ALL tradies are SCUM. Always DIY and never give tradies a fucking cent.
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>>157739737
bad juju
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>>157739639
no need to project about your lack of intelligence you dumb cunt fuckwit swasnsook. never reply to me again.
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i am unironically installing gentoo
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>>157739805
i unironically didn't ask faggot
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>>157739805
install arch you coward
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>>157739813
i don't care whether you asked or not i dont need permission to post
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>brisbane lions social media foid called out for directly copying someone elses joke
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>>157739805
>Installing gentoo
>Mid business hours on a work day
Fitting desu.
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>>157739805
based. gentoo is one distro i've never tried. be sure to share with the group how it goes :)
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>>157739870
What was the joke
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>>157739930
what did the chair say to the man?
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Love watching all the butthurt Geelong slurpers with zero self awareness being shitty at Butters chasing money when they are the most mercenary, under the table dealing club in the league. Club loyalty was shot long before clubs just gave potentially career ending bans to players based on the word of a junkie whore "waitress". Should have ponied up more cash SHITlong
>>
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>>157739940
Lean on me
When you're not strong
And I'll be your friend
I'll help you carry on
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>>157739966
Saar, your uber has arrive
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>>157739966
what would this list look like if the government didnt pervert the car sales market with subsidies
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>>157739930
pretty funny melty
https://www.instagram.com/p/DdOi3u6kpu9
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>>157739966
Why are people buying chinese cars?
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>>157739805
I am unironically didnt asking
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>>157739966
won't be long till goyota is dethroned
absolute cult that company
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>>157739966
where's holden?
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>>157739998
who?
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Who wants to tell him
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>>157739965
>Club loyalty was shot long before clubs just gave potentially career ending bans to players based on the word of a junkie whore "waitress".
That comes from the AFL. They don't want scandalous players taking the field so tell the clubs that either the club can do it and look strong, or the AFL can come in over the top and make the club look weak.

Same situation with Bruhn a year or so earlier.
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>>157739980
>schizobabble
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>>157739980
zoomers will never understand meme culture
>you made your own version of my joke without crediting me!
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>>157737284
He was from Fremantle, CHAMP
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tradies don't get the ladies
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>>157739980
I don't get either """"joke""""
Guess this is getting old.
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more like gaydies
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one week until nick daicos' coronation
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>>157739980
This is so many levels of normgroid.
Do gen-z aspirational influencer retards really get that upset that their $3 of clicks was stolen?
Has the normgroid received any backlash for their spoiled child melty?
Has bane apologised?
It’s too much for me to stomach wading through that filth.
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>>157739966
chinks are so bad at names
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>>157740022
This is what happens when the afl owns your licence. They aren't real clubs.
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>>157739981
Money's too tight to mention
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https://www.instagram.com/reel/DdOBzWIiow8/
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>>157740046
He's going to break 60 votes desu. The joke of the award is going to lose any sense of credibility.
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>>157740027
>he doesn't get meme royalties every time his oc gets reposted
ngmi
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>>157739980
>lot of people unironically think meme culture is just stealing memes
so grim
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a hard drive I bought 3 years ago for 399 is now 889 dollars what the fuck
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYIpEkIW0eM
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>>157740120
at least we're not speaking german
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>>157740022
So much for "wrap our arms around" said player. Sneeze in the wrong place and they drop you. No wonder players are just trying to maximise their contact values, between AFL lunacy and potential injuries every player should just go for the bag.
Fuck the AFL, cunts are probably still sitting around screaming TAYLOR SWIFT, fucking clueless.
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>>157740046
The "Genius Monster" recieves his crown
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Nick "Monster Bussy" Daysoff
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>>157739805
based
>>157739820
>systemd
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>>157740153
at least you won't be alive much longer micktranny scum faggot paedo
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>>157740199
source?
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gaping monster
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waiting for a package to be delivered but this is the company lol don't rate my chances
https://maps.app.goo.gl/wYA5aSRwhFSua28W6
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>>157740166
Speaking of wrapping our arms, we have another tragedy
>Hawthorn and the wider footy community are wrapping their arms around the Battle family as they mourn the heart-wrenching loss of an unborn child.
https://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/afl-2026-josh-battle-mourns-loss-of-unborn-child-casey-battle-hawthorn-hawks-latest-news/news-story/6035810ab622630cf4f078ad67d1784e
;_;7
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>>157740300
what did you order?
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https://www.instagram.com/reel/DdPmkFpSYqT/
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>>157740300
90% of the reviewers are forens too kek
country's gone
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>>157740311
awful
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>>157740319
meth mostly
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Do aus and nz have similar cultures?
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>>157740351
Both are different shades of gay
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>>157739792
no worries, you idjit. you try have a nice day :)
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>>157740351
yeah cuzzie
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>>157740351
both subsets of british culture innit
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>>157739930
threepeat
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If Nick Daicos played soccer he'd likely be on a 10+ million dollar contract now. We should all be thankful he chosed Aussie Rules.
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>>157739930
their supporter base, the threepeat, how daylight savings affects the curtains there's so many to choose from.
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>Port Adelaide has signed Matilda Scholz to a 3 year deal keeping her at the club to 2030
Who says port cant keep its stars??
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>>157740120
must be all that porn on it. drives up the value innit.
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>>157739598
>muh slope
>on a laundry sink
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public optics of plumbers peaked with guido hatzis
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>>157740331
>forens
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>>157740436
kek what a spastic cunt
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>>157740418
Coping retard. And get a life instead of live blogging
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>Coping retard. And get a life instead of live blogging
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*bangs hammer*
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>>157740462
average asian sex-tourist nonce
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>>157740311
That's fucked. It's gonna happen more and more though after certain 2020 induced medical procedure
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>>157740462
>sponsored by Puma
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>>157740476
hehe
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sick of bleedin forens, me. simple as.
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>>157740476
heh
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>>157740476
HAO LING
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>>157740311
>>157740471
at least we're not speaking german
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>pooma
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>>157740486
THE NAME

DELETE THE NAME BEFORE POST
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>>157740491
reckon that might have been the joke mate
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I smell like piss, and not the kind you drink
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>>157740481
Not a bad effort
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>>157740501
no shit
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**could have been us
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>>157740501
meant for
>>157740516
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>>157735043
>jay clark
Another butthurt Geelong customer from the media
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60 year old lady at work seems to be trying to start shit with me
doesnt realise I can get her culled if I so please
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>>157737795
165cm, 63kg
>>
>shit mentioned
>HALLO SARS FOOTY O GOLLY BANES YES
every time.
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>>157740564
> I can get her culled if I so please
>If I so please
pls keep your katana sheathed in the workplace fella. or at the very least tip the lid twice as a general warning.
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>>157740481
certified heh moment
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>>157740569
don't acknowledge other flags
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>>157740594
youre not my case officer, go fuck yourself
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>>157740564
>60 year old lady at work
where the fuck do you work? ikea?
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>>157740595
you wish you had a case officer, whimp
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>>157740596
work for a family of companies, one of which is very old and has a lot of stalwarts with 30 year tenures
they see me as a god that will bring them into the modern era
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>>157740606
kinda based
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the filter's copped a belting today
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>>157737880
>>157737960
>>157738276
>>157738351
>>157740567
/afl/ told me this place was all units?
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I haven't had KFC in fucking forever and I decided to look at the menu and they've got shit like a pepsi with pickles in it. When the fuck did KFC get so reddit?
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>goyslop
>ever not reddit
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>>157740656
Did you order the rick and morty chicken or not?
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>females will shit themselves in a crowded event before acknowledging a sub8 lvm
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>>157740027
I had someone on 4chan steal my meme and use it to make an ai slop version of it and i just had to watch as he got (you)'s and i got no credit. Weird feeling
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>>157740668
Who would do such a dastardly thing?
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gentoogether..... right now....
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https://youtu.be/u_o6WqFHHb8?t=606
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>>157735564
R u ok I have a noose
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i tried watching the nfl and it's absolutely awful, legit one of the worst sports i have ever watched. why do you guys like it so much?
>>
>>
macos
fedora
debian/ubuntu
windows 10 ltsc
literally all a nigga need
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>systemd
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>>157740691
this meme format is everywhere atm, same as the 'XXX GOT BANNED/XXX GOT' in the ad world, this person has no claim to shit
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>>157737795
173cm, 65kg. I used to be 75-80kg fuck i lost weight, havent weighed myself in years. Fat people are literally pathetic it took no effort at all to lose it. I just went from 4 pieces of toast for brekkie to 3.
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>>157740698
go x11 btw
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>>157740691
Just read all this shit and have no idea what it’s about, also who tf is ‘heavily involved in meme culture’ post like 2016
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>>157740691
Just post a new meme screaming NIGGER and ask bane social to copy that one too.
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Smoking cigarretes on the loo
i look pretty and i like the view
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>>157740701
yeah but she applied it to footy first sweety and is a poor oppressed woman not a rich private corporation
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>>157740691
alright champ, one post was enough
really dont give 2 shits about this
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>>157740740
not my problem
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bane?
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Gf won
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brisbane are the most americanised club in the league
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>>157740737
its a moid
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>>157740713
see >>157740024
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dark aflw gf 2027
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>>157740754
i can fix him
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>>157740758
built for 5.8 inch bwc
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>>157740758
>tfw no terrifying wax model looking gf
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>>157740758
fat sluts
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>>157740767
bonepressed?
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>>157740758
>tfw you open /afl/ and see penis poster active
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the knob that saved alf
>>
biz idea: considering the concept that calling females/women foids, femoids and variants of that isn't really conducive to getting this mythical gf and fulfilling the prophecy of making it .
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>>157740774
cant really press the penis pump against the pubic bone, but it sort of sucks itself against i guess. dont know where 0 starts on it i assume the base
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who up aerating dey lawn
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>>157740787
nah got me pants on lad
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>>157740787
Did a section prone to clay last week, put some sand/compost over gypsum, rest is doing good enough
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The Virgin Manual Aerator vs The Chad Auger
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>>157740758
>what if we bought two of the exact same car
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>>157740796
rip wrists
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Hope you got a Lawn Ticket
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Who is the roughest looking WAG?
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>>157740841
it's an interesting discussion
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No fuckin' footy on tonight
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>>157740866
Anyone ever docked with a freo supporter?
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>>157740120
Solid state or spinning rust?

>Seagate Ironwolf NAS Hard Drive:
>8TB $129.63
>12TB $189.47
>Pro 16TB $249.30
>Pro 18TB $279.22
>Pro 20TB - $328.89
>Delivered @ Amazon US via AU

Now those were the days.
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Do you guys like tennis?
>>
yeah i got my lawn licence last week mate don't worry about me it's all to ANZ lawn code
>>
Do dogs have the best midfield in the afl now?
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>>157740945
on paper but in reality it's my dosn but the known universe isn't ready for that conversation yet
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>>157740945
no but steven bark
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>yassss women showing their bodies is so empowering slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay queeeeeeeeeen
>nooooooooooooooooooooooo how could sydney sell her body like that its not fair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why are they like this?
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>>157740968
who are you quoting?
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>>157740978
>Sydney Sweeney's sport betting ad roasted by Olympians for sexualising women's sport
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>>157740968
was just saying this down the pub
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>>157740987
>Sydney Sweeney's sport betting ad roasted by Olympians for sexualising women's sport
who said this?
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>>157740993
nick daicos
>>
Why do you guys like Sydney Sweeney so much?
>>
>>157740999
breast mostly
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>>157740999
tit
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women's rights were a civilisational-tier fumble
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>>157740999
sex mostly
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>>157741014
ironic that the immigrants we love so much dont give a shit about women
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>Adelaide Crows call police after Jordan Dawson receives Instagram abuse

>000 emergency how may i help you?
>someone said something mean to me on the internet
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>>157741021
>>
I'm ashamed of what I say all the time
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>>157741014
The slobbernig incel.
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>>157741035
>slobbernig
the racist idiot
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>>157741034
same
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might link some black players /afl/
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>>157741035
eat some more shit mate
>>
Someone said "God bless you" when I was talking about Ah Chee the other week and I just got what he meant. Where do I file a claim for internet harassment?
>>
rc was not racist
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>>157740999
Named after the best team in the Australian Football League.
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>tv sport
>gets btfo in tv ratings also
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rc is dead mate
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It's Freo's year, this year. Right?
R-right?
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shrimp fried rice
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>>157741080
thats a lot of flying across the country
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my balls ache when i wank too much
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>>157741068
someone didn't double check their maths
>>
Just a reminder that Kingy gave Brisbane and Hawthorn a combined 1% chance of winning the flag
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>>157741107
SHELL BE RIGHT AY MATE, THROW A SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE AYE CUNT
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The NFL is so tacky
>>
finna goyslop
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>>157741068
this was posted to alf yesterday
news.com.au SCUMBAGS ripping off hard working anons!
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>>157741132
Why are we even thinking about the NFL? That's what they wanted.
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>>157741159
I think very little of it, in both senses of the term.
>>
Dire lack of webm's lately, what's going on?
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geelong have been doing this forever
they miss on one player and get the rules changed
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>>157741068
a cronulla sharks player said the mass of vacant seats at his team's final was embarrassing
>>
Here are my predictions:
Brisbane and Sydney win the prelims and then Brisbane win the Grand Final by 80 points
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>>157741161
ffmpeg is down
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>>157741021
Adelaide people are special
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>>157741177
>a cronulla sharks player
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if zak butters was any good port would have won a prelim
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>>157740999
anti-feminist role model
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>>157741168
truly the small hats of the afl
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>>157741200
can you explain this one i dont get it
>>
Brisbane will probably win the flag next year too
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>>157741068
this shows live attendance not tv ratings
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>>157741214
holy freshie casblow
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>>157741168
holy shit (((geelong)))
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>>157741200
afl players are high test and date the superior nrlw women
>>
realistically, how do you see the adelaide crows taking that next step?

for all the memeing about how nicksy is not the coach for them, the fact is that their list is still pretty flawed. they need at least one more elite midfielder before you can think of them featuring in prelim week.

their draft misses 6-8 years earlier are really hurting now. fischer mcarsehole over caleb serong or hayden young for example. big OOF
>>
Brisbane are just gonna keep playing in Grand Finals for the forseeable future
>>
>concocting fantasies
>>
good evening, death to geelong
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>>157741226

here you go champion

>Friday #AuSportTV
>#AFL Finals - Dockers/Cats
>Seven 1.202m (BVOD 240k) Rch 2.655m

>#NFL 49ers/Rams
>Seven 938k (BVOD 155k) Rch 2.118m

>#NRL Finals - Rabbitohs/Knights
>Nine 937k (BVOD 240k ) Rch 1.769m
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Brisbane, Sydney and Geelong are just gonna stay at the top of the ladder forever now
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>>157741227
ive been here longer than you
also, not an answer
>>
does 4chan x allow pasting images into a reply? haven't used it in years
>>
Do you think West Coast could become like Essenshit or probably not because they do have a big home ground advantage?
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>>157741259
Brisbane will be gutted of talent eventually
Geelong and Sydney can never ever ever be allowed to have a down period longer than a year
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>>157741274
20 years without finals win?
failed rebuild necessitating starting over?
wrong coaching appointments?
questionable contract and draft decisions courtesy of an untouchable list manager?
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>>157741262
4chan neXT
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>>157741274
i dont think west coast would turn down 3 first rounders for a 31 year old that doesnt want to be there
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>>157741256
oh no no no nrlbros, we were supposed to be a tv sport?
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>>157741293
*posts aflcuckold.jpg*
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westcoast are just pushovers at the trade table.
what was it? 3 first rounders for tim kelly? matthew clarke should have been run out of town for that trade that cost them jagga smith

also still allowing barrass to go to hawthorn after they traded away the pick wc wanted. that should have been too bad thomas, they don't have anything for us now. you're staying here.

just watch them hand over pick 3 for warner this year too
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>>157741296
>0 results
it's a now win situation
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>>157741288
ta
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>>157741246
Crows were good enough to finish top last year.
>soft draw
But still managed to beat Brisbane, Hawks, Collingwood etc during the regular season. Just shat the bed in the finals. Thilthorpe had a really poor season compared to last year for some reason which was a big issue.

But yeah their draft misses from a few years back really do hurt. One more decent midfielder at least is sorely needed so they aren't so reliant on Dawson. If Dawson plays well they usually win. If he's held that goes a long way to them losing.

Also need another decent defender who can use the ball so they aren't so reliant on Milera too
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>>157741334
>But still managed to beat Brisbane
source?
>>
swans
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r u blokes gonna watch the footy this weekend
>>
grown men wearing wizard hats btw
>>
>>157741356
>peel dockers vs claremont
hardly compelling viewing
>>
>>157741356
No, I don't give a shit about this dying poofter sport
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>>157741262
aye always has innit
haven't fucked around with any of the other ones it just werks
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Unironically like the idea of cuckolding
>>
he has not taken to the crowd and tv ratings well
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>>157741387
>want a happy relationship
>never pursue one because know my small 7 inch penis wlll never satisfy her and i dont like starting/staying things i cant get autistticallt good at
think this the only hope for me
it is what it is. some time you gottta subcontract
>>
>>157741404
I dont like it, and i dont even know what it is or care
>>
Anyone will tell you it’s a prison island
Hidden in the summer for a million years
>>
>>157741404
>white people
>>
Jacinta "Lying, Vile, Maggot Cunt" Allan will go down as the most depressing fart in Victorian history
Don't let the door hit you on the way to hell bitch
>>
Fucking hate black people but I like the idea of them fucking white women
>>
one week until nick daicos makes history
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>>157741425
based porn producer
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>>157741424
Bring back Danny Boy
>>
Anyone else noticed how no-one has refuted the primative tag and it's just a load of "that's not on" and "actually they invented the bent stick"
Sick world
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you lads would get mauled by bwc thirsty thai girls
eternal white boy summer no cap
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>>157741434
at least we're not speaking german
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>>157741440
i reckon this is what jasmyn smith looks like naked
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>>157741443
haha yuck her poo's all over the machine
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>>157741434
What's wrong with being primitive? I think you need to check your privilege and get your head out of your Anglocentric Western cultural biases and embrace world cultures for their own merits without judgments of a culture being "primitive" as if hat's a bad thing? Be better, chud.
>>
Why do you cucks like Whateley?
>>
>>157741440
>>157741443
same person, different circumstances.
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Lol I played footy for about 10 years and was fucking terrible. Would go multiple games in a row without getting a single touch lmao
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>>157741443
>TheFeed
I also enjoy vindaloo
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>Australian tradies
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>>157741459
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>>157741440
lgm
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>>157741440
I could overpower and rape this prime breedable piece of meat if I had the want
>>
>>157741475
she wouldn't be forced to bear your child thanks to miracles of modern medicine
>>
Non white people actually do believe white people have bad hygiene
>>
Why do NAB love mixed race couples so much? There's one in every single ad. Always thought ANZ was meant to be the pozzed bank but NAB is next level.
>>
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chaser win rates for last year
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>>157741483
Mara never gives good firepower offers, she's so scared.
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>>157741483
Supernerd stays goated
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uh oh geelong stinky
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>>157741482
its the ad agencies
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>>157741483
no idea what this is
>>
>>157741489
WE ARE GEELONG
THE KWABEST TEAM OF ALL
>>
How does Daniel Andrews sleep a tonight knowing their are literally thousands of deranged cunts who would crawl through glass to slit his mutt throat?
>>
>>157741493
chaser win rates for last year
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>>157741483
I reckon Mara is the worst chaser
>>
>>157741483
Issa? No
"No, no, mesa stay. Mesa culled Jar Jar Binks. Mesa your humble servant."
>>
>>157741482
For me, it's the governess and the supernerd
Despise mara, I saw her once not offer a firepower when they made 13 steps
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>>157741498
Kek
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>>157741498
kek
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Check it out, Ralphie's been crying over the Butters news. He was so confident Butters was going to Geelong and he's been struggling to accept what's happened.
>>
bunch of fucking nannas in here watching 5pm gameshows kek
>>
>>157741495
Unironically is he even in Australia?
>>
>>157741510
you stay busy ds
>>
jobhavers are peasants.
jobdodgers are nobility.
>>
No one (NO ONE) has made any credible case why simply closing the borders and cancelling temporary visas isn't both feasible and right
>>
Yeah Beast and Governess are the best chasers
>>
>>157741511
Lmao
At least it's not the coin drop one, that game is shit
>>
>>157741513
hes the new pm of britain
>>
>>157741498
lgm
>>
>>157741518
Lost respect for the beast after finding out he married his cousin and she cucked him and he said yeah fair enough.
>>
dubs and I smoke some more ice
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>>157741440
>mum walks in your room
>>157741498
>dad walks in your room
>>
why did footy media become so toxic
>>
>>157741532
we need to wrap our arms around them
>>
>>157741511
I have a thirst for knowledge that can't be quenched.
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>>157741530
You are breaking bad
>>
>>157741532
because it is the best business model
>>
They're saying the butters deal is illegal and AFL is not happy with Geelong and their cheap farms and cozy sponsors
>>
>>157741483
I still think that Brydon is the most knowledgable, but Issa is real quick which gives him an advantage
>>
>>157741535
this but dick
>>
Don't think I'll watch any footy next year
Sport is just too gay and dogshit now
>>
chris scott is the pep guardiola of the afl
>>
Bet that lad is still compiling Gentoo
>>
The worst chaser is the bald prick with glasses
>>
everyone say install gento and linux

no one say why or what it do
>>
What the fuck are you spastics talking about
>>
>>157741510
Is he a Geelong supporter?
>>
Ur a pillbug.
>>
>>157741566
oi
>>
>>157741483
how the fuck is this sorted
>>
>>157741021
>you know his brother killed himself
>bully him

yeah adelaide could do with a couple of nukes. dawson should come back home to the 2026 premiers.
>>
>>157741581
Attractiveness.
>>
>>157741563
Yes, like most of the media.
>>
>>157741527
>Lost respect for the beast after finding out he married his cousin
so you lost respect for einstein too? you antisemite
>>
>>157741585
ascending order, right anon?
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>how can I make this post about dajoos
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2027 gonna be a wog or viet gf year
>>
yeah i'm gonna take the lower offer, just wanna get back to the team
>>
Greg Swann and the AFL are set to officially confirm shortened quarters, likely 16 minutes like in 2020.

How does /afl/ feel about this?
>>
>>157741603
>viet
crisp
>>
>>157741607
just one more step towards me not watching afl
>>
>>157741222
a modern 4peat would at least forever end the "yeah but what about this depression era collingwood team clearly they're the best of all time!" nonsense
>>
>>157741549
took me like 6 hrs to do my install, but i fucked two things in a row in the partitioning and then spent most of the time just trying to work out what was going on
>>
hi darlings can my afl nickname please be the prancing pony
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worked to death!!!!
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>>how can I make this post about dajoos
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>>157741607
I actually don't mind because I think the game is a bit too long but the autist in me hates that's it's gonna mess with all the stats.
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>>157741621
install gentoo
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SLAVIN' NINE TO FIVE
BARELY MAKIN' A LIVIN'
I'M BASICALLY A SLAVE
A MODERN DAY PEASANT
>>
>>157741607
Reckon that'll be it for me.
>>
>>157741607
game's gone
country's gone
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>>157741607
This is good. Matches are too long as they are. I thought to just to remove one quarter.
>>
>>157741607
NEED MY Fred to win a hip this year so I can finally quit watching this shit
>>
>>157741634
but then it would be thirds
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>>157741607
I'm done
>>
>>157741626
There are plenty of ways to make it shorter without literally cutting the quarters. Could start by not doing cringe reviews for "out of bounds or a point".
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>>157741638
Yes
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>>157741607
>First to 75 usually wins
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>>157741624
>dajoos
you are jewish
>>
it is still compiling btw
>>
i support freo but never been there and i live on the east coast lol
>>
>>157741607
Why do the AFL have such strong contempt for the fans?
>>
The average woman is probably more tech savvy than me because they do all their social media stuff
All i do with my phone and computer is post on 4chan, watch youtube videos and watch porn
>>
>>157741603
>viet gf
based me
>>
>>157741650
Money
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>>157741607
>but what about soccer and nrlel, two sports no one watches, they're only two hours
>no ignore nfl being vastly more popular and 4 hours people just don't have the attention span!!!
>>
>>157741654
whoa, are you serious?
>>
Paddy dangerfield has been pushing for this for a log time
>>
>>157741659
Yeah
>>
>>157741646
and that's a good thing!
>>
>Skyrocket player salaries into the multi millions
>Shorten the time they need to play
Do this for MY job instead
>>
zoomers are absolutely fucking retarded at anything tech related these days
I sent an intern a g/drive link to our companies internal files, nigga tried to google it
>>
>>157741620
Yeah it would
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this is who you are arguing with
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POST YOUR LIQUID NET WORTH AND YOUR AGE OR YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE IN HER SLEEP TONIGHT
>>
Can someone unban me from the discord please?
>>
>>157741675
What the fuck is a liquid net worth?
>>
>>157741675
I dont know what liquid net worth is you fucking faggot
>>
>>157741675
fuck off
>>
>>157741675
$55k, 29
own a 800k house though
>>
>>157741676
Sure. What's your username?
>>
>>157741675
got a liquid net worth for you here mate
*unzips sphincter*
>>
>>157741679
>>157741680
>>157741681
crisp telling the glowies to get lost
>>
>>157741684
SpergSperg
>>
>>157741676
>>157741690
You were warned several times to stop posting straight porn. You will not be unbanned.
>>
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OH NO NO NO NO NO
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gonna finna watch movie clips of Training Day (2001) on youtubes
>>
Never joined a discord, never will
>>
you motherfuckers will be making J's in pelican bay. shoe program nigga.
>>
>>157741714
no i won't, also no i'm not
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>>157741695
>>
>>157741695
We didn't need a washed-up dickhead with temper issues anyway. Oisin Mullin is far better already than he ever was.
>>
>>157741668
nonce phenotype
>>
do you guys even go back and read posts you mised
>>
>>157741675
applied for a warrant yet mate ato glowdigger
>>
>>157741723
Bait
>>
not me I'm a based skipper
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>>157741725
This nigga for real?
>>
>>157741723
here comes the catcope
>>
IF i could reach the stars
THEN i'd give em all to you
>>
whats the cfmeus thoughts on skilled migrant tradies
>>
Why are there so many vpn larpers in /afl/ these days?
>>
>>157741768
increased workforce suppress wages, they're against it. it's why they actively refuse picking up and training too many apprentices. the "skill shortage" is mostly just a scam to justify the high salaries they insist for themselves. of course the government sees it and then insist a foreign workforce fills this 'gap' that tradies insist exist. so yeah, the tradie union status quo is a big factor in the current jeeting of australia
>>
Bucket Bongs, Rage and Ben Lee. Good times. I miss the 90's
>>
>>157741847
catch my disease iykwim haha
>>
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>>157741856
already got a backdoor in my pc iykwim haha
>>
what is the greatest moment ever on spee
>>
>>157741861
crisp x11 user
>>
>>157741889
go systemd btw
>>
>A Brisbane animal conservation volunteer who attempted to have sex with his pet German shepherd has been banned from having unsupervised contact with dogs.
The average Brisbane Lions customer.
>>
>>157741856
>>157741861
haha ikwym haha iykwim haha
>>
Based Butter's taking unders with Bulldog's $19.8M offer to support his home team instead of Geelong's disgusting $14.8M.
>>
>>157741607
if my team was good and regularly racked up cricket scores against the opposition i would be against this
but because i am an iggster and we lost every fucken week I don't hate it
>>
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>>157741889
nah i use windows 7 but you already knew that iykwim haha
>>
>Be Cats
>Liberatore announces that he hates you on a podcast
>Didn't even realise it
>Turns out his record was 2-14 against the Cats
That will do it. kwab.
>>
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>>157741940
FASSINATING
>>
we should bake
>>
new
>>157741984
new
>>157741984
new
>>157741984
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fantastic thread poosh, well done
>>
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>>157741994
i aim to please iykwim haha
>>
Anyone making a real thread?
>>
Reminder that I genuinely care for each and every one of you guys
>>
>>157742018
you shouldn't joke about things like that. it could turn out really bad for you if you upset the wrong person iykwim haha.
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it only costs a few hudred dollars to get someone to find you online. money well spent iykwim haha.
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The fuck would you bother?



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