Brady, Woods, Gretzky, Jordan, Ruth, Dwayne Johnson, Zverev editionNo girls allowed>Scoresflashscore.com/tennis>Schedulehttps://www.usopen.org/en_US/scores/schedule/index.html>Streamshttps://freestreams-live1g.pk/jokertvguide.sx/tennis-10---9d321bb2.htmlhttps://vkvideo.ru/@popovodutennisa/liveshttps://tennisonline.im/https://www.vipleague.tv/Previous>>157726181
*bounces ball*
>>157730475>Brady, Woods, Gretzky, Jordan, Ruth, Dwayne Johnson, Zverev editionsettle down ok
Zverev anthemhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UvQvOFRS9o
any NEETS ITT? will go to bed at 2 am while thinking about Zvegoat, wake up at 10, drink some pepsi zero sugar cherry, have a massive shit and then spend three hours in the gym while definitely not working
>>157730475>Brady, Woods, Gretzky, Jordan, Ruth, Dwayne Johnson, Zverev editionI think you mean Sonego, Halys, Tabilo, Darderi, Van de Zandschulp, Khachanov, Shelton
Sending an amateur lefty against Zverev into Final is definitely a choice. Zverev is a lefty-destroyer
>>157730536a veritable gauntlet
Back to back buckbreak
>>157730536Name a single other player on tour who could possibly stop this gauntlet
Halys was the real finalist all long
You really throwing The Pebble in there?
>>157730531I have 2 Teilzeit Jobs which I do 6h/6h per day in 4 days and have Sat-Mo frei
Was watching final with father downstairs and now he’s fallen asleep and started snoring. I’m going to smother the fucker
Sinneresque
>>157730536>The tormentor of Tabilo>The vanquisher of van de Zandschulp
>>157730628stop doing that and enjoy your life
>>157730196If you didn't watch VacheGOAT's run are you a real g tho?
Challenge for /atp/: Name a good tennis player
>>157730536a certifiable slow trudge through the seven circles of hell
>>157730747Nick Kyrgios
>>157730747Andy Murray
>>157730747Darwin Blanch
$19 million traded on kalshi alone
>>157730747a bublik that cares
>>157730777based trips my Portuguese friendgood tidings to you
>>157730747Sebastian Petrovich Korda
>>157730794degenerate
>>157730794This the kind of shit Sampras decided to shill?
>>157730747Uninjured (or more realistically, minimally injured) Nadal was pretty alright.If you mean active, then I must admit I'm a bit stumped.
>>157730716I need to pay off my House and Grundstück and have only 15 years left until I want to build a ü40 Swinger Club in the backyard. My plan is to fuck everyday and take drugs for 30 years and die.
FACK OFF YE FAGGOT
Hurry up fucker
GOTTEM
>>157730824Some say he’s the Wimbledon favorite
looolll>>157730864based
This match is so wank, two retards play tennis
>>157730747John at my local tennis club
>>157730864kek
Alright that's just unfair, the crowd won't shut up for half a minute so he doesn't get to do his little ritual?
Chris Fowler claiming on ESPN that Zverev "typically gets lenience from umpires on the shot clock"
It's clearly better for tennis if Shelton wins
He deserved that but why give it to him 8n one of th most crucial situations?
>>157730802Has he just stopped caring altogether? 2025 Bublik, now that was a beast. Halle winner over Sinner.
How bad is grug now if Shelly bootyblasted him
>>157730864What supporting Big Z does to a man
>>157730921>Muh shot clock.Hope he takes every last second evey time
>>157730956He has been
>>157730887My local swinger club doesn’t allow drugs even though I tried to convince them that sex on Weed and other substances 10x more entertaining, they said they can’t allow it and are afraid. They are monetary depended on it.
>>157730940Grug lost on purpose, he is building some sort of narrative, and he needed to lose here.
>>157730976Is this pastime common in Germany?
>>157730927he'll start caring again next wimbly, trust the plan
>>157730921Reminder that the shot clock only exists because these 2 fannies couldn't just hit a serve like a normal person.
Shelton is drunk on hype
Johnny Mac saying on ESPN "you can't account for nerves, it's his first ever slam final"Pretty sure he was saying just a few hours ago that "Ben is so clutch, he won't get nervous"
>>157730991>pastimesWe don't do that in Germany unless it is honoring hardworking migrants.
>>157731022yes john mcenron is retarded
>>157730976most german post ive ever read
uber alles
>>157731018That was a 3 hour match squeezed into 6 hours.
Uh oh someone said the most famous Hitler phrase
sets going AABA is the absolute worst outcome, just a waste of everyone's time
>>157731018Based, Roger would never
Just imagine if Shelton didn’t stand 20ft behind the baseline and could return
Hurry up Zverev you cuck, I want to brush my teeth and hit the sheets
>>157731018We used to have champions
Isner would heem this afro-american
Shelton is getting his second wind. He's going to win this match.
>>157731083UNLESS it’s 4 tiebreaks a la Agassi Sampras 2001 then it’s th utmost kino
Any good AABA songs?
>>157731099will toothbrushes be allowed in the swingers club?
>>157731112Maybe if he didn’t get broken but he’s fucked
>>157730943I’m not supporting anyone , I nearly anheroed myself in my mid 20s and only got safed by a weeks trip to Amsterdam with my ex girlfriend. Which opened my eyes to fucking on drugs. I quit my full time job as programmer and found a social Teilzeit job as a Barkeeper and a light Homeoffice job as a advisor :) now I’m working 4 days a week and rest fo the week I’m mostly swinging on Friday and Saturday / hooking up on dating apps smoking weed and detoxing on Sunday and Monday with sauna :) that’s my life since 2020 :)
Shelton is getting more and more gassed. He's going to lose this match.
I don't like when Shelton blows on his fingers
>>157731124Fernando
Any Andrea botez ultras in the thread?
>>157731099if it illegal to brush your teeth outside of your bathroom?
If the Botez sisters were live I wouldn't waste my time watching these fags
>>157731112maybe a second FART wind for BUM SMELLTON
>>157730475>No girls allowed
>>157731124Choking me choking you
>>157731143What the fuck does an advisor do
>>157731099>>157731160Aren't there some WTA matches you could be watching right now
>>157731124Pic related is the greatest single collection of pop songs in history. Pick one.
>>157731156Yes, if a neighbor sees you brushing your teeth outside of the designated bathroom area (Persönliche Badezimmerhygienestation) they'll likely inform police because the sound of the brush prevents them from sleeping.
Putting himself in there status?
Indian gambling degenerates are going to be mad at Shelly
OVER
>>157731214Fuck you faggot, I'm a chess fan
Not like this
Time to fucking celebrateeeeeeee
He's so gassedThere's no way Z chokes a double break, right?
How do you say "It's over" in American?
championship point in...
holy fuck shelly sucks. this is unironically more embarrassing than 2024 because sinner is actually a GOAT
based insurance breaknot long now until smelly goes on the shitlist of one off slam finalists
ZZZZZZZZZZ
>>157691682Now that it's truly over, why doesn't /atp/ listen? Such an obvious outcome. lol at Gill Gross predicting Benny in 5.
Well. At least we get to see Reddit seethe
The mutt falls short. Jew York cries
HOLY
>Close-up of Zverev>Multiple gold chains around his neck>Full ghetto-modeNo matter what, we still win.
>>157731300Issova nigga
Better than Nick still
I'm starting to think that Zverev might have a chance to win this
>>157731193Technical Due Diligence Consultant And White Box Penetration
too damn easy for world #1 big Z
Shelton has given up you can see it on his face
The real winner here is Andy Roddick.
>>157731309Duh, Fritz is better than Benny
>>157731300se acabo
>>157731193imagine pissing onto a solar panel, and then claiming that the electric sparks generated from your piss are actionable insights which can generate long-term structural benefits for an action-oriented fast-paced company focussed on generating profits today and tomorrow
>2 time slam winner zverevthis didn't seem remotely possible even a year ago
boris becker is my personal hero
>>157731300nah we lowkey fumbled ts ahh chat
Shelton will win because Zverev will choke even though he already won a slam and Zverev always owns him in the h2h and always owns lefties that aren't Nadal
>>157731327Red Pill me in those chains, why does wear something uncomfortable?
>>157731327Which state would he be from if he was American?
The nigger lost and the Americucks cheer for Zverev as he were a king kekIt's over, the last tennis match of the 2026 season is DONE.See you in 2027, fuck America and all their shit crowds that only care about nigger dicks
>>1577313602026 will forever be remembered as the darkest year in tennis
Watch out Andy
>>157731160Her leaks SHOULD be prime gooner material but somehow they make me soft as summer butter
>>157731300press 2
Who is the blond slut in shelton box?
>>157730475wife status: beaten
schizo in full force this thread
>>157730475I hate this German Russian rape baby woman beater so much. Fucking American bitch can't beat an eminently beatable loser. Fuck American Tennis. I bet Tiafoe would have won.
>>157731365Why? You a colonizer as well?
>I think we’re low-key cooked, chat
>>157731237SOS for me barkeep
>>157731379One's from his grandma and one's from his mum or dad I forget whichThey're basically a security blanket that he likes to chew on to keep calm during matches
>>157731393his black sister
PLEASE COMPLETE A CAREER GRAND SLAM, ZIT WOULD BE SO FUCKING FUNNY
>>157731327>dead beat dad>likes wearing chains>slaps whores aroundThe first black slam champ since Arthur Ashe?
Ben Shelton status? BAZINGA
when will americans accept that shelton is white?
Black status: revoked
>>157731422lmfaaaaaaoooo ya seethe
>>157731391That's indeed strange
Just a horrific matchupA guy who feeds off of hype moments and big shots versus a goy who’ll rally you into oblivion with a smile
>double faultOh no Chokerev is back
The worst multiple slam champion in history?
>>157731480Nastase is a fraud
>>157731480Without doubt
Ok, but he'll still have to take care of loser's bracket Jodar next. I still believe
Welcome to the new Zvera
Dont hit women anymore!
There were worse ways to spend my Sunday
GG Zverev the easiest run in ever.
LMAOOOOOOOHE DIDN'T IT WAS OVER
BAN BOUNCING
SASCHABROS!
LMAO RETARD"that fast? it's already over?"OH NO NO NO
Big Z!
>>157731480Seethe
I hope the shelton faggot has a mental breakdown like screamalenka disgusting subhuman
>Zverev
we no longer discuss the 2026 ATP tennis season
>>157731380Jersey.OH DID ANYONE SCOPE THAT LITTLE CRIP WALKMaybe Cali.
>Not choking because you can't countBig Z a genius
>>157731520Shelly humiliated
tennis channel and espn btfo
>>157731480is Safin worse?
Gonna go r/tennis to see the meltdown
Fucking kek didn't even realise he'd wonFor a moment there I was impressed that he didn't do the old "fall to the ground in disbelief"
Kek what a weird slam. Vulture job COMPLETE.
King Sascha picking up slams after another during the toughest era since the big4.
kek too locked in to realize he won
It’s so crazy in 2020 aka the worst era in the tennis history this guy was a washed up bumAnd somehow tennis got even worse since then Fuck I miss Thiemx Alan and TVR
>>157731480I’m sure there’s some rando shitter from the 1910s that time forgot who is worse
Sheltons face lmao
now he must hold the shiny cuck plate
>>157731513>>157731520>>157731537see you need to not think while playing tennis
Doubters apologize. The Lacerator of Lefties is unstoppable
>>157731537he solved tennis
After this loss, Shelton‘s white man status is officially contested now, at bestThank God the Americrowd was quite tame apart from some petty rambling, Zverev was briefly looking for a way to choke
what is he thinking
>>157731543>beats Sampras>beats Federer and HewittI think big Marat is safe
TicToc Jannik
So you faggots said Sasha would be an eternal choker, suck a dickhttps://youtu.be/LTC5rtclZ-o
>>157731555kinda think that it was intentionalto show him that it was easy work and he couldn't care less
>>157731422>I bet Tiafoe would have won.Probably. Wouldn't have lost spamming slices that never work.
Imagine being the trophy engraver and you don't get to watch the match at all, you just have to sit in a room and wait for the call to come in so you can get to work the moment it finishes
>>157731586shiiiiet nigga i done did lost
Reminder that Thiem is still the greatest player of the lost generation
>>157731422ahahahahahahahaahhaha
>only stream working on earth was russian>two russians win the tournamentda
Finally he wins the trophy that was promised to him 6 years ago.
>>157731499Someone trace her this is perfect for a new meme.
the match was 3h 33m
>>157731580The Cuckmericans have no balls to heckle, they are all fags, imagine this match was in istanbul
Big Z's toughest match was in the first round agaisnt Sonego. That rest has been a cakewalk.. That is champions level domination. Its the type of run in performance in team sports you'd see from a Bayern or a PSG.In better terms he's still an Inter of a league full of Arsenal, Barcelonas and PSGs
>>157731611what a shit tournament lol
some evil people might claim that he won the two worst slams
The seething and coping Zverev induces is the best thing about him
based z
>>157731643LIBERTEEGALITEFRATERNITE
congrats to Alexander
>>157731650Simply beautiful, take me back...
>>157731543
Will they send Rawdick for the interview again?
>choke a million bps to a washed up grandpa to start the year>go for some meme masters record>gas yourself out for RG and choke in r2>don't play a single match since wimbyWhat went so wrong?
If the US Open organization would have rigged it for Shelton by putting his match vs Alcaraz at 3 in the fucking morning, we would have had a proper final.
Buck Status?
ESPN commentators now acting like it was obvious all along that Zverev would win as though they hadn't been wanking off Ben all tournament
>>157731654Two best actually.Doesnt matter he ends with 1 AO, 3 RG, 2 US when all is said and done.
who the fuck was that tall guy
Will Cuckmericans ever see one of them win a Slam?
#1 during the "Sincaraz" era
Alcaraz needs to shave that gay 70s hair off, i'm convinced we're seeing reverse Samson with that guy
>>157731701Forgot>end the year with fewer slams than Zverev
>>157731602They have screens everywhere in those stadiums even in the restrooms
USOPEN
AO is doable considering Carlitos and Jannik's tendency for injuries, so the real question is how many blood sacrifices does he need for Wimbledon?
So happy he won. WAGMI.
uff that girl is fucking hot
>>157731717Sinner killed himself in 1000s for this
Connors looking crisp
This is what Ben gets for not embracing his Blackness
Zverev will dominate the 2026-2028 period.Let' make it happen, find was to help
Can anybody stop the incoming 2027 CYGS? Who will be his opponents in the 4 finals?
I aint ever see a final where the victor took no risk or nothing special. Shelton just sucked
>>157731753kek
Next 50 Botox shots are safe
Ben looks so shook
>>157731775>Black
based benny thanking God
Amen
>grug lost to thissinner sweep all 4 next year
>>157731786he will lose against carlos and sinner in every final, doesn't even matter which if GS or not and you know it
Glaubst Du alles, was ich sageGlaubst Du, Du weißt wer ich binStellst Du niemals FragenWarum wir wurden, wie wir sindDie Ironie mit der wir spielenDie ihr so schwer verstehtDer Schatten im VerstandDer in jedem von uns lebt
The bar to become a majors champion is to beat Lorenzo Sonego in a 5 setter
>Zverev is officially the best player of the yearBen said it, not me
>>157731705Hope this Faggot kills himself soon, how many more slams would Zverev need for that? May he get there soon
>>157731806One drop rule over here, bud
>>157731826you sure? buddy is building himself a mental plot armor with these wins
>>157731705
>>157731779He hasn't been a single bit better this year than last year it's pure circumstance
>>157731845Such a goofy fella
>>157731786Bweh, Cerundolo, Djokovic and TienSomehow Sincaraz still take all masters and go 8-0 throughout the year against Z
how could anyone have predicted this
>>157731848Last year he lost to Fraudix in the 3rd round of USO and 1st round to Raindeerneck at Wimbly
>>157731848You haven't been watching him, he's been playing leagues better than he was last year.
>>157731842yescarlos is too autistic and therefore extremely mentally stable and sinner is just a robot
>>157731862Most unrealistic player here is 40 year old Djokovic
>>157731848That first set against Sinner at Wimbly was the best I ever saw from him
Nichts ist für die EwigkeitNichts bleibt wie es warNur der Jung aus HamburgIst schon lange lange daDie Welt hat uns verlangtSie hat nichts Besseres verdientHabt ihr noch nicht erkanntWarum es Böhse Onkelz gibt
>>157731848He doesn't need too.Sinncaraz are not just worse, they are also finished, it's the gen z way.Zverev is the last of the millenials, cut from a different cloth
Shelton is so handsome
>>157731826Sinner was a choker until the moment he won a grand slam too, these wins are making big Z more formidable and you could see it in the Wimbledon final, a bit more clutch and he'd be be up 2-0 and certainly close it out since Sinner can't win long matches.
Ben is arguably a better speech-maker than tennis player
>>157731848Absolute nonsense. He was genuinely terrible for large stretches of 2025. Not that he's at an unbeatable level now (lol), but current Zverev would wipe the floor with the Zverev from last year who choked to fucking Rinderknech.
And we don't even fucking care about tennis, you fags, just dominating Tennis, Basketball, ice hockey and heavyweight boxing without trying
This is the Zverev that was taken from us in that RG22 match.
Don't forget that Ben Shelton is pro MAGA si fuck himhttps://x.com/osorieescu/status/2098608692035715294
Did Zverev ever lose a slam final to Djokobitch? Quite voluminous that the vulture never even had to face the prime bvll
>>157731944he identifies as Russian
>>157731944We don't care about tennis either, I was just multiviewing this with the nfl games
It's like a black hole opens up every time Zverev talks.
>>157731893>The guys who always beat this shitter are actually worseThey aren't finished, it's embarassing but they're now going to be doing the geriatric Novak schedule of only playing slams and a few 1000s so will be fine.
>>157731947He should have been a slam winner since 2020
>>157731944>Germany>dominating Basketballyou're full of shit
Good speech
>>157731976I was multiviewing this with anal fisting porn
>>157731979Every time he plays tennis, too
>>157731894Shelton stop posting
>>157731974He rejects Russia, you Albanian sheep fucker
>it would have been a different outcome otherwiseGenius
>>157731998kek
>talking about diabetes like it's cancer or some shit
>23 since last american champion>4 opens a year>over 100 missed opportunities
>>157731985We're Euros and World Champion, meanwhile your Nigger shithole sucks at any sport
Correlations to you and correlations to everyone
What do we watch next bros? David Cup aint until end of Nov
>>157731806>Country that treats people worse based on their accentAnyway we ain't come up with the One-Drop Rule, bud.>>157731775I'm sure it's tough, you're SO CLOSE to not having to care about shit, on top of your sister being over that line. At least his daddy is black, being a black dude with a white dad must be the worst torture.
The race for #1 could be very funThough realistically it's just gonna end with either Zverev losing in R3 of the masters or Sinner withdrawing from tournaments
>>157731999Everyone good could have not lost early
This is the stuff of legends
Reminder that this guy has still never beaten a good player in a slam final and everytime he played one he got raped>>157731973I bet my life Zverev loses a final to 2026 djokovic if it happened
>>157731999The Flushing Meadows 500
downright peculiar
i know hes russian but i wonder if he descends from old russian nobility who were largely german. he just doesnt look that slavic to me
>>157731999It's beautiful
>>157732045who the fuck watches davis cup anyway
mischa could never
>>157731999Prime Vulturevic has nothing on this
It's time for you maggots to stand up for the national anthem of Deutschlandhttps://youtu.be/qM4C4EH7cLc
>>157732032I know this is just a shitposting general, but becoming an elite athlete with diabetes is really impressive
>>157731999ive never heard of a single player in this list
Zverev must have the rare accolade of having 0 ATP Titles and 2 Grand Slams in a year
>>157732037>americans arithmetic
>>157732040kek, you were WC in 2023, in the recent Olympic Games, you get rapedUSA is dominating basketball, not your shit coutnry
What's a nice conclusion for his career? Overtaking Andy in slams?
>the aussie open was better than your tournament until some random old man moved to America>only now are you gooddamn, that's praise
>>157731999Wtf why did Zverev STEAL Djokovic’s draw?
>>157732076Can’t be a good athlete with those tiny gluts
>>157732117Zverev followed by emma raducanu
>5.5 mil $how much after taxes?
Shelton doesn't seem to happy being 2nd i can tell he's not a good loser
>opening the checkGrim
>>157732131Tying Becker
>>157732130>Rating the OlympicsKill yourself Nigger, I bet you think Uruguay has 4 WC kek
Blake is never losing to this dude ever again lol. I've seen this energy before when Serena lost to Oligarch Barbie the second time.
>>157732158Have to make sure the banker isn't grifting you
Shelton is MAGA, fuck him
As lead pun-writer of the /atp/ threads, I hereby announce the newest formal name with which the two-time slam champion must be addressed:2verev
>>157732156Why should you be happy about losing a final?
>>157732099>ynr Zverev getting a fan ejected for singing that
>>157732166Whats ben thinking there
>>157732155Around half, taxes are high in NYV
>>157732076>Caked upHe black.
>>157732196>but i did eat breakfast this morning
>>157732183Zveirev
>>157731999He's the luckiest fucker ever but we need to thank Zverev for being the one thing stopping one of these frauds winning a slam and tarnishing the name of tennis forever.
>>157732201but isn't he a monaco resident
>>157732172Is this kraut retarted?You're not dominating basketball, USA is. You only had ONE Wc title in history. Do you know the word "dominating"? Go to bed faggot, you need it
What is he thinking right now?
>>157731944"the hun is either at your feet or at your throat"
>>157731099Whomst?
>>157732264>Coaching Zverev Would Be Wonderful
>>157732264Probably very smug thoughts considering Grug injured his wrist masturbating on his yacht.
>>157732229You pay income taxes in the country you win your prize money
>>157732229That's only for sponsor money
>>157732220Too true.Zed single handedly saving slams legacy and elite status
>>157732061Nobody has ever used that term or stat before
>>157732229So roughly 46% of the $5.5M disappears to taxes, leaving around $2.9–3.0 million before agent, coach, travel, training, etc.
>>157732097Is this really that much worse than stuff like Wimbledon 21 or AO 23?
So that was, cheersSee you next year when Zverev wins the calendar Slam and become the GOATCredits songhttps://youtu.be/Wcf1qfckvjM
>>157732342They actually refer to it as the Zverev Slam now in tennis spaces.
>>157732319Hear hear. Meanwhile, the "big 3" let this happen
>>157732256Did you get dropped on your head you retard ? We dominate by having won the wm and em. The us didn’t even make it to the final
>>157732365kei fr lookin
whats he thinking right now
Draisaitl, Zverev we dominate all the white sports
>>157732183Nigga I contest that title
Jokes aside, he's getting more /strongmind/ with these wins, even if they're against shitters.Off days will days will still happen, but atm I don't see him not successfully brute-forcing his way through any non-Sinner opponent. I really want to see him vs Alcaraz at least during what's left of the season.
>>157731985>muh FIBA World Cup
>>157732409Probably submitting some Olga story on fanfiction.net
>>157732438His season is over
>>157732229it's withheld and as he isn't an ny resident can't deduct anything against it>>157732307the tournament kindly pays it for you
We dominate every sport Americans care about except for Handegg, the Bongs still have Snooker and Darts
>>157731961>>157732182calm down>>157732183nah>>157732218this's the one
>>157732256He's just a schizo
>>157732468That's not how income taxes work, just Google it
>>157732348It isn't until the final I mean your Ruud's and Tsitsipas' are atleast a tier above fucking Shelton and Cobolli
>>157732172wtf is wrong with you
>>157732348this is worse, but not by a lot. Sinner and Grug are the only two keeping the level respectable.
Is Big Z the greatest german athlete alive?
>>157731422>>157731480calm down
>>157732562tsitsipas was for about 3 seasons but for the past 3 years he's been worse than cobolli and shelton. He's been worse than anyone I can think of lmao.
>>157732562Not really. Ruud is an overrated 250 merchant and doesn't belong in a single slam final. Unironically don't put him above Cobolli. Pre-washed up Tsitsipas maybe
>>157732584Nope, Draisaitl is even better. He's better than Gretzky
>>157732530you don't know shitdon't talk to me again faggot
Today, two men named Ben got fucked in the ass
>>157732438>atm I don't see him not successfully brute-forcing his way through any non-Sinner opponenti don't think he'll really care about anything else this yeardidn't care about canada and cincinattimaybe the finals
>>157731999Winston-Salem ahh run
>>157732623>Ruud I forgot about that little shitter. Cannot believe he made 3 slam finals. What an era.
>>157732632Kys subhuman, get a job you brain dead cocksuckerhttps://www.essentiallysports.com/tennis-news-alexander-zverev-immediately-faces-two-point-five-million-prize-money-cut-after-us-open-victory/
>>157732652lol
was that the most forgettable slam of recent times?
>>157732684you complete and utter retardyou agree with me>immediately faces cutyeah because the tournament will withhold it for him and then what's left becomes his incomedid you not understand the word withheld? or 'pays it for you'?
Slam tourists need to, dare I say it, calm down a little
>>157732728No because there was the... the uh, I forgot when it was. Okay, this can claim it for now
the trannie mods at r tennis permabanned me for supporting Sascha so now I'm stuck with you cucks
>>157732736Read it, you inbred son of a whore only around half of the price money is what he's getting, move on you mentally challenged bum
>>157732782go back anyway
>>157732782Because the other thread is WTA only
ok this is just good german humouri guess
>>157732728as finals go yes, zverlingz barely got out of 3rd gear
never watched tennis in my life but at the start when they walked out of the tunnel i said the tall german nigga was going to winmight have to into tennis now
>>157732852do you even know what the numbers mean
I just want a real life tennis bro that I can talk shit with while watching tennisI'm so lonely
Dieser thread ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschlandhttps://youtu.be/W4I9JoRzL-4
>25-2 in slams in 2026wew>>157732852Grandpa aside, I don't think those odds were too unreasonable
>>157732761I'd accept them claming up just as equality desu
>>157732876Yes. If you bet 100 dollars on Zverev you get 400 in return. +300
Based cameraman
>>157732882what if you sucked each other's cocks haha
>>157732903Do you feel bad sometimes that your shithole only has gaynaldo? Would wish to be white and German?
>>157732925they can only ever do this silliness again if they cease with the low angle camera
>>157732936weird hahahah
That's it. Legacy secured. Now every casual from now on will look at Z's Wikipedia info box and think>"wow, this must be some GOATed player fr fr"
>>157732833imagine losing to 3rd gear zverev
>>157733004Need to have these two Fs turn into Ws for true spreedsheet cazzie conversion
big meltdown over zverev winning
>>157733130who? not you?
is wheelchair tennis kino?
Here's how the top of the tour is doing right now
>>157733130where is this meltdown?
>>157733156just when i thought i had seen the worst top 10 ever
>>157733143no>>157733156>only one (1) tournament winner this weekwow>>157733177calm down
>>157733177Technically not the current top 10 but the year race leaders. The actual top 10 is of course much more elite.
One more song the party never endshttps://youtu.be/H9qtQO5d8ko
>>157732085why did they do it
>>157733156>>157733233make it stop
Did you notice not one single serbfag was in these threads
>>157733383>>157732085>>157733397get a blog
Deutschland Deutschland die Amis auf die KnieHeut werden sie gefickt wie noch nieMit dem Nigger Schwanz im MaulAmis sind fett und faul
>>157733397Slavs and balkanoids in general tend to be pretty shameless glory hunters. When whoever they're supporting isn't winning anymore, they suddenly disappear.
>>157732882It ain't all it's cracked up to be
>>157733494That's true, The hardcore Djokovic Fan from Serbia has completely vanished, americans and bongs win nothing but are always here, that's passion
>>157733565for me it's all about the 250s, winning when no one is watching, ya know?
>>157733607I respect that
Where was he when we needed him most
A little more partyhttps://youtu.be/q6m-0IjONkM
>>157733397>>157728185
>>157733702you've aids
If Cobolli didn't gas, he never would have got number 1. If Shelton wasn't a zoomer weak mind, he never would have got number 2. Zverev is a joke.
>>157733669Never understood why Sinner's head is placed on that wizard guy's head and then his head is placed on the guy in the cartoon
>>157733669Every time he doesn't show up the universe glitches>Too busy double-faulting his ex>>Novak wins Olympic gold>Didn't hydrate in RG>>Zverev wins a slam>Fucks around between W and USO>>Zverev wins another slam
>>157733825Cobolli didn't gas out, he cramped from nerves
>>157733825If, if, if doesn't exist
>>157733792Sorry, but I didn't fuck your mother, Hutensohn69
>>157733969obviously not because you're a gay retardyou got aids from one of the many men that fucked you you faggot
>>157734015Dutch guys are the biggest faggots in the world, you inbred motherfuckers don't even know what income taxes are kek, you got brain syphilis from all the cum you swallowedAnd your most famous slut fucks Jake Paul, because you're all cucks
>>157733669silent ban
>male tennis playersMost look fine>female tennis playersLook kinda fucked up and not even remotely attractive half the timeWhat a sport.
>>157734128you're an illiterate gay retardyou've aids
>>157734236Yeah, female tennis players are uggos. That's why they got their containment thread nowHotties are always welcome here
>>157733825If Zverev wasn't a weakmind fraud, he'd have 10But he has 2, not more and not less
>>157734276Study tax laws, take the dick out of your mouth and come back when your brain is healed. You faggot really thought only NYC residents have to pay taxes in NYC kek
>>157734369illiterate gay retardyou've aids
>>157734321Alcaraz wrist is finished, Sinners knee is fucked. No good young players, Zverev will dominate the next 10 years and retire with 25
>>157733004Big Z is winning the yec, getting year end #1 and then next year the career slam, career golden slam and career super slam all at once, followed by the career golden masters over the next few years, he's done choking, we're now living in a zvera
>>157734391Say it a few more times faggot, cheers
It's time to leave, cazzies
>>157734454look at thatyou lostand have aids
>>157734438and ruud?
>>157734481Cruzzabros, we're facing Singh in the illustrous Phan Thiet 4 in a few hours
>>157734536he will bag some clay 250s
>>157734236Female tennis players used to be cute fairly often, but then they started minmaxing and getting roided became a requirement to be among the top. There are still cute tennis players but they usually lose in the first or second rounds, though they still do well financially due to modeling and spokesperson deals.
>>157734426That would of course be absolutely ridiculousBut the thought of him winning all four slams and >4 in total and maybe memeing his way to a brief #1 spot suddenly seems way less ridiculous than it did a year agoIt is kind of crazy already that he came this far, it looked virtually impossible for him to win a slam. Now you can at least tell that he doesn't shit himself anymore
>>157734593well good for him
>>157734438Come say it once more, brain dead cuckMaybe someday your shithole will win something too :)
>>157734649Nigga, wtf is your problem? Calm the fuck down
>>157734612took him a decade to hit through the ball in big matches instead of just push it. Slow and steady.
Shelton got the worst Loss I've seen Zverev beats the shit out of you the whole matchActs like he didn't even know he won just ready to continue beating the shit out of you Rizzes up your girl while collecting his trophy for beating the shit out of you She's smiling she's laughing she's entertained and shit Zverev will celebrate later beating the shit out of some of the finest russian pussy in New York and your girl might join him I thought connor benn was gonna be the mixed breed that took the biggest beating of the weekend but nope it was blakeHe won't recover from thisHe won't sleep tonight
>>157734707>your girlshe teleported?
>>157734707Zverev will fuck his girl good Ben is a cuck and will watch
>>157734707It's like those copypastas spammed over the last few days were a prophecy
>>157734689For a while, it seemed as he would lose against a literal chimp if the game mattered. Biggest mental midget ever in tennis in my opinion. But he finally got a bit of a grip, though you can see he occasionally reverts back to his old self againHis first slam really changed him, I think we all remember he was really trying his hardest to lose to Cobolli. I wonder whether the second will have an effect as wellHe definitely still needs to get over his Sinner trauma
Starting to miss Winston-Salem /atp/
>No player won his first and second Slam after turning 29>Murray won only one Slam after turning 29
https://x.com/TheTennisLetter/status/2099271732553281920>get healthy, carlos and jannik>PLEASE.
>>157734850I get not being a huge fan of this, but to hear this from professional commentators is a bit weird
Last song for today in front 200kZverev not only conquered New York, he made a mostly poc city cheer for him, this song is for all Americans and Lindsay Clancy. They claim the juror was a domestic abuser, they claimed the same shit with Sasha, but today he changed them. Maybe this win will heal their mental illness as wellhttps://youtu.be/IvqnjdvlkoMIt's time to ride in the night and for New York to behold their new king
NUR DIE BESTEN STERBEN JUNG
IRGENDWANN SEHN WIR UNS WIEDER
Slam: lostGirlfriend: lostAura: lostBlack status: revoked
Ben Shelton is a proud, God-fearing white athlete, and I will always respect him even though he is a servebaby and lost against MemerevMemerev winning isn't bad either since he makes people seethe and coincidentally represents my country - without being black, even
>>157734850Kek that’s hilarious. Usually the commentators don’t let it slip when the quality of the slam they’re calling is shit.
>>157735149Would Zverev be taken seriously in Germany if he won his slams against good players?
>>157735315Nope, we don't care about tennis, just look how much people watch a random World cup match or even Darts final in Germany. Tennis is a boomer sport in Germany
>>157735401You mean white people sport, which germany is rapidly running out of
We only care about sports in which you chant and drink while watching, these "please be quiet during the points" shit isn't interesting for young people hereIf Djokovic was German most people still wouldn't give a shit, not even the Russians here know who Zverev is
>>157735497We watch ice hockey, Darts is indeed much whiter than tennis. MMA and Boxing fills stadiums here.You can lable it how you want but a sport that has less atmosphere than a snooker or chess game isn't interesting for young people in Germany
>>157735315Zverev is taken seriously here, I'd say. He actually gets too much hype now that he has won slams. Regularly makes big news, though he and tennis obviously aren't super popular, especially compared to footballZverev has been among the best players (nominally) for many years now, people had already gotten used to him choking miserably all the time. The Olympic gold and the two ATP finals were his saving grace, but now that he's actually winning slams, media is quite elated and most casuals are noticing at least a bit of it>>157735497>tf>tp
>>157734236the cute ones get fondled by their old coaches and end up quitting
Christian Eckerlin is a bigger name in Germany, he's a Hells Angels, espically young people prefer those sportshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2024_in_Oktagon_MMA#Oktagon_62:_Bigger_Than_Ever60k people attended, the Klitschko's sold out stadiums as wellZverev can't even sell out Halle
But honestly, I don't give a fuck Zverev played the most night sessions at the US Open, sold out the finalPlayed at the sold out center court at Wimbledon and even sold out Philippe Chatrier against Cobolli a bum that nobody knew, that alone makes him a superstar in America, France and England.
>>157732267>>157730522
How does tennis recover?
>>157734707who is blake?
Ben is now a cuck, I hope he will enjoy ithttps://x.com/J_Swish24/status/2099266667541119037
Lennart Karl was whistled at every ball contact today, in Germany. Zverev was playing against the homeboy and not whistled once, that's the mentality, coming to NYC, smashing their boy and fucking his girl. Cucks will be cucks, welcome to America
>>157737908I fucked her
TOTAL ZVEREV VINDICATION.I'm happy for him. He was just playing the long game, Jsinz and Alca already burnt out at 25.
>>157731173When does she play?
i remember when jabeaur threw up on court in wimbledon it was a big dealnow all the top mens players throw up on court
>>157738443Exactly. When he famously yelled that it was his time he did in fact mean his time was 7 years later in the absence of top players. Quite based when you think about it. He always knew.
Zchizo kraut posting is going to be insufferable
>>157738679PEDs
germanbro avenged my alcarazie
Well thats it with Slam tennis for the year and its only mid September...
>>157734850dude is such a cringe personality he needs to croak asap
>>157732183>>157732218Zweirev
>>157732218>>157739281Can I bargain a middle ground with youse... 2weirev
>>157739235I respect him for saying what everyone was thinking
>>157735657Germans would root for a "Hans Schnaider", nobody wants to support a gay Russian refuge named "Zverev"
>In the history of the ATP rankings, no man has won multiple Grand Slams in a season without recording at least EIGHT top 10 wins during that year>Alexander Zverev currently has TWO top 10 wins in 2026Was Stan beating novak at 2015 wimby the most impressive win in the history of the sport?
THE wishaya trongcharoenchaikul
i haven't kept up this year. is zverev really the world's best now?
>>157740078If Sinner isn't around
>the serial choker won again
>>157740078At the moment? YesOf all time? Maybe
>>157740078even he said no
>>157738431I bet she can't walk anymore, it's funny that the only win this weekend for murric was Ryan
Be blonde and blue EYES Americans love you over there. Haaland and Zverev showed it, they don't have tall, blonde blue eyed men, it's basically a unicorn for them
Djokovic is out of the top 10, he's falling down the rankingshttps://youtu.be/NoNzKd4g1aUGramps should retire before nobody respects him anymore
The fuck do we watch now
>>157741359
>>157741359Dali Blanch takes on Ivan Gakhov in the qualifiers for the prestigious Szczecin Challenger in 40 minutesOr, also in 40 minutes, we can watch England's Brave Finn Bass playing Kenny de Schepper of the Netherlands in the qualifiers for the Rennes indoor hardcourt ChallengerTwo blockbuster matches, not to be missed
>>157741450>Szczecin ChallengerDiaz Acosta is there, playing tomorrow, right after winning the Seville challenger
>>157741359EPL, Bundes, NHL starts soon, Darts, Snooker, chessTennis season is over, AO in 4 months.
>>157737908>>157738272is this AI?
>>157741558>>157741558>>157741558
>>157741502Nope, from ESPNhttps://x.com/espn/status/2099261575479623722Ben is a cuck, his girlfriend just flirted with Zverev, but that's normally for americans, Tim Brady was cuckedIt's their thing
>>157740025Losing to a nigga who uses the wrong hand because he's cramping has got to be top 10 worst ways to lose a match of all time
Fentybros we're going to need another dose
