Cowboy 7 Giants 14
cowGAYS
Can someone fist my asshole?
my would booty blast both of these teams fr
wasn't the cowboys defense supposed to get better?
more like dallASS
>Nabers fucked up his knee again jumping six feet in the air for no reasonnot a high IQ play
Why are they so desperate for attention?
I wanna make a quesedilla but my panini press is broken
I know the Cowboys defense is, at best, bottom third, but the Giants do look like they've taken a big step
I want to lay in bed and watch the game, but if I do I will fall asleep
>>157737964ye u
I need a cock in my mouth desu
>>157737964Whoever fisted it, listed it.
Admit it, you thought the cowboys weren’t going to be absolute bottom of the barrel dog shit again this year? Well, what do you have to say for yourself, retard?
>>157737909
>>157737947I'm pretty sure that wasn't a fumble and thus illegal touching
Is this the thread?
>scatashitWhat a bum
>skat spam
>>157737987I'm a retard.
>>157737988It's tax savings thing.
>>157737987I didn't believe it for a second because I've heard that line every offseason for the last 30 years
Cowbros... How is it even possible that our defense hasn't made ANY improvement from last year? I know it's only week 1, but this is pretty alarming. I was expecting to see them at least marginally better, but it's like we didn't even have an offseason.
>>157737988daily reminder that it is illegal to walk to a game in MetLife stadium
N
>>157737964oi m8, sure I'll fist ya. Bend ova and I'll reach down unda.
>>157737988New Yorkers can't afford to live in New York.
>>157737982Do you have neighbors?
Cowboys D is still watery dog poopoo
Even if the Giants beat the Rams next week they'll still get no respect
So when are >Dem boys supposed to show up?
this is not the same ole giants team
>>157737991>No pubes>No nipplesHomonculoid creature.
Grok here. The final score will be :Giants 24, Cowboys 20.
>>157737988Cheaper land and tax breaks
>>157737996big cat means big pussy
It's over
Consider covering Likely.
>>157738003Foreigners still did it during the world cup
>>157738003@grok is this true?
Dart as that x factor
having a generational hatewatch week 1 so far, absolutely incredible stuff going on here
If you wore him atop your head he would be Cam Hattebo
HOL UP
No more cowgirl primetime gamesI don't care how many Mexicans like them
>cowgirls
UH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKY
>>157737109>>157737208changed it per request, original was made during the eagles blowout last year.>>157737612real, artist is dreg_exstreaming SNF on the official /sp/ corddiscord dot gg/76tvxtHU
>>157737978Harbaugh saved this team tbqh
we dem boyz?
>>157737987I wanted them to do better so they can drop the ball in playoffs again. Instead, we get the “didn’t even try” award.
>>157738023This video really had a profound impact on me. Like holy fuck, his life must be hell
KWAB-boys
>8 minutes>7 points>0 defense
>>157738017We don't do that gay AI shit here
cowboys suck
>Cowboy fans waited months for this performance
>>157737978Harbaugh is still better than most coaches even if he's a choker
was there some guy holding up a sign that said GL?
I was told that the cowboys were heading to the superb owl in 2026 what happen
>>157738043What game are you watching?
Do you dream up plays on a Saturday night after your seventh beer /sp/?
>>157738048>>157738037duality of /spuh/
You still dem boyz right?
>It's another "Well SOMEBODY's gotta win the NFCE" episode.
>have the refs on your side>still lose
>>157738053He really liked the new Green Lantern episode
>>157738017thanks Grok
>>157738038Is there any way John Harbl can win, but the giants still lose?
Are the Gnats really contenders?
All it took was for the Giants to hire a competent head coach for them to return to 2011 pre derp relevancy.
status?
>>157738030Anyone who hates the Cowboys is just jealous of us. That's a fact, you're all just really, really jealous. And that's because we're the very best franchise in all of sports. We're the cream of the crop, we're the best of the best.
I WANNA FEELI WANNA HEALWHAT I THOUGHT WAS NEVER REAL
Where is Oreo? Is he safe? Is he alright?
Are the Giants legit?
Dook pick 6 incoming
>>157738036That it is my love
>>157738060they are so wide open its disgusting to watch
>>157737978The Giants had like the inverse problem of most teams, where all the pieces are actually there but the man moving the pieces is a fucking retard
>>157738060is his mom still hot?
>>157737978They were super young and green last year and definitely look more comfortable now
I think the Boyz have left the thread
>>157738075We'll see next week
>>157738041what is it
>>157738038As expected, he gets rid of the dysfunction. His floor is so much higher than where they were.
Dart is making a mockery of this Cowboys secondary holy shit.
>>157738041What video, got a link?
That is puffy as fuck pizza dude.
Where is this top five Cowboys offense
>>157738064Me too!
>>157738071did you really believe that Goodell and them would the cowboys win on 9/11
That pizza looked tasty
Cowherd knew
>>157738075facing the Cowboys on national television is basically a bye
That pizza looks fucking terrible...
That pizza is just like they make it in Mike Tirico's motherland of Italy
Was busy getting plowed by several men, how have Dem Boyz looked this half?
Ok its time for Chief posting
>>157738041He can fucking leave like an adult
>>157738086Some mark had his gf cut a mad shoot on him to the gram essentially saying he was not that guy pal
>Mike Tirico's Italian food expertiseGive it up, Mike
>>157738075The thing is that Dart did legitimately have good stats last year but he also kept getting put into the blue medical tent. He is a weird player.
some talking heads had the absolute AUDACITY to say the cowfags not only were winning the division but were even going to the owl
>Dook Poopschute
>>157738097...you look tasty
>>157738065You’re welcome. Would you like me to evaluate passer ratings?
Nice throw lol
>>157738086This morbidly obese dysgenic freak woman is taking a video saying something like “who has the best gf in the world!?!” Camera pans to this guy and he says “…..me”
>>157738095AI slop is so cringe
>watch football for just 8 payments of $30
Pls start throwing to Becky Jr. 2 catches, 15 yards. Not that hard.
This feels like a bait and switch, we're supposed to get the cowsoy embarrassment at the end of the season
>*dies of seeing this cowgoys team*
>>157738058>dualitynigga a 5 second edit ain't AI I don't use that trash
Who do I have to sacrifice for the cowboys to win the Superbowl literally once in my life?
>brap shartsplop
>did you say MULTIPLE women, Mike?>WOWWWWWWWWWWWWW
we say this every year but Jerry Jones literally looks half dead now
>>157738095Lanterns is my new fave show. I hope they keep the Black/White aspect of the show. Im enjoying the hate they have for each other
saars be vurdy patient we needu get are izzat up
>>157738075I will say this the most legit they looked in 15 years. Problem is they're gonna be dead by November again due to having bad rng.
>>157738129Jerry looking like he's struggling with his mortal coil.
Dem boys ain't ready for primetime. Stick to 1pm, Jerry.
STINKY
>>157738093I thought this post was about something completely different
What's going through his mind right now?
>QB does a basic obvious short pass>Collinsworth: OH MY GOD THIS GUY IS LIKE THE MODERN DAY SUN TZU, HE'S SO GOOD AT THIS UHNNNGGGGGGGG~~~~
Why is this team so dogshit?
>>157738149Dementia
>>157738149He wants to tank for the #1 pick.
>>157738149>i hope i die before they announce KWABOTY
>>157738149thinking of how to avoid the grim reaper for another year
>>157738149give up the run and pass the pass to ceecee
>>157738075>harbaugh is the coachNo
>>157738149crippling dementia
>>157738149bussy particularly a black mans…
>>157738151I'm SHOCKED he hasn't mentioned mahomes.
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>>157738149>The Herschel trade was made by me. I was the GM, I was the one who signed the papers. I'm the one who deserves the credit
I've always wondered why the Cowboys'pants always look light blue, when they're supposed to he silver. The Raiders have silver pants and look fucking silver. What's going on here?
>>157738149bout 8 pure ounces of johnnie blue neat
>>157738149>they better have remembered the ice cream sandwiches on my private jet this time
I am convinced the Giants can beat the Rams
>>157738154this guy >>157738149
>>157738037kek thanks
>>157738149He's thinking how much more money he needs to give to Dook to be good
>>157738149Would be a real dick move to die after I make one final franchise crippling trade. Reeeeealllllly dick move....
Mike Tirico is pure itralian, not a single moolinyan ancestors
>>157738166We bullied him into not doing it much anymore
Giants sucks saar
>>157738166he didi mentioned Kelce
how bout them cowgirls
>>157738086https://youtube.com/shorts/mz7JL6swYLM?
>>157738149>when the glory hole doesn't have oil, just a thick, veiny penis
TICKY TACK PI
AHHHHHH REFS SAVE ME!
GOTTA KEEP IT INTERESTING OR PEOPLE WILL SWITCH OFF
Imagine being a giant rn
Thank you refs!!!
>>157738187
>>157738149>yfw you peed yourself three times and the adult diaper is soggy
Fuck, do these refs have to throw a flag every time a giants defender grabs a dude and drags him to the ground?
>>157738134Jerry Jones.
Based reffies
no. 22 for the giants is about to be out a job come monday. 3 pi calls in one game
>>157738041>Thicc gf buying him food and groceries then sucking him dry like a succubusAsk me how I know you work at Wendy's
The last few years broke something in me. I don't get upset, I don't get angry. The fouls, the shit calls, pickscott, none of it. None of it makes me feel anything. I am empty when I watch Cowboys games. They could go undefeated and win the Superbowl this year and I would feel nothing.
Most of the Cowboys offensive production is PI
half of their yards are from refs
>>157738163Sad thing is Harbaugh is gonna be the best coach they had since Tommy Coughy for the next 10-15 years pending they get another retard like Gettleman again.
>>157738149>It's still Tony>It's still Tony...>Still Tony.......>Oh my god it's me
>>157738139That image is art
What do women's penises look like?
>>157738220tiny clits
>>157738220Bag of sand
>>157738220bags of sand
>>157738139The power of the Vishnu
>>157738220idk ask you're mom lmao
Go Laserdisc Ram.
>>157738120AI is based. I used it to make this Cowboys receiver.
>>157738220Salty coins
>>157738149>I miss that Michael Person I tell you huwhat
>>157738209A true cowboys fan.
>Jaxson Dart is a better QB than Dak Prescott
>>157738205AND ANOTHA ONE
Another fucking flag okay
just turned this on. really doesn't look right to see harbaugh in these colors...
>>157738220salty milk
Jerry's paycheck finally cleared lol.
crazy flag
no. 22 again with a PI
>harbaugh gets raped by a pantented flacco drive L M A O
UMMM EXCUUUUSSSSEEE MEEEEE
>>157738220Bags of sand
ACTIVATE IT
No doubt in my mind if the cowboys drafted manziel instead of Dak they would have had at least one bowl
The refs are mocking us all
Jesus fucking christ lol
The refs are getting desperate lmao
What is the thought process behind taking forever to do anything, letting the defense go wherever they want, and then throwing 5 inches past the line of scrimmage?
We run this shit
>>157738235CDs nuts
Holy ref carrying
>HE'S JUST ONE OF THOSE GUYS...
Not evening hiding it this year
ISN'T THERE SOMEONE YOU FORGOT?
>>157738235>AI is basedt. mouthbreathing crayon eating zoomer retard
Check cleared
>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T HECKIN BE ABOVE TWO SCORES AGAINST AMERICA'S TEAM YOU HECKIN NEW JERSEY CHUDS
Insane levels of refball
>>157738258People are going to bed. Still gotta keep those Neilsen numbers inflated for the marketing team.
AAAAAHHHHREFFIEEESSSAVE MEEEEE
>>157737947>first half: NYPD hat>second half: FDNY hatHarbaugh is a top tier poser
Think I've seen this episode before. When does the big chungus black cat show up?
AhoyRyS, iiiiiiit's touchdownRyS!
that might be the worst PI call ive ever seen
reffies make ya seethe
Rigged
>>157738220>What do women's penises look like?
pass interference? more like ass inference
REFFBALL FUCKING GARBAGE
>rooting against the refs in 2026
ŋıɠɠɛཞ
>>157738282where feet
lmao
HOL UP HOL UP We dem boyz.
Cowboys o-line is shit
absolute bullshit calls
Fuck these refs.
why did the nfl just immediately cave to ref demands during the offseason? wasn't there going to be a lockout with booth review and shit so the replacements wouldn't fuck up too bad?
Fans need to throw objects at the refs and the cowboys.
>>157738297lol wut
The cowboys so have no answer for the Giants explosive offense.
>>157738286I find it really really fucking funny girls now have to pretend to have dicks to get clout.
CeeDee Lamb is the biggest flopper in the NFL
if the cowboys defense can hold the cowboys have a change to win this game ...this upcoming series is crucial
>>157737987no, I assumed they would be bad. I always assume that though
yeah the refs had an impressive drive
DPI penalties need to be revised. It's simply too easy to bait it
>>157738283The worst I've ever seen was actually another Giants-Cowboys game against DRC that resulted in a dem boyz Touchdown funnily enough. i think it was 2015 or 2016 DRC had perfect coverage and never even touched the WR. Got called for a 40 yard DPI at the 1 yard line
There's clearly been a memo to the refs to favor the offense even more now to increase declining offensive numbers the past few years
>>157738235Nice! Can you do Mic Crabtree?
>>157738297I warned you all about Cheffers
>>157738297>>157738308You guys don't know ball hand reached around and he pulled his hip slowing him down
>Yes I have instant transfer on Venmo
Lot's of big drives from my reffies today
>mom of NFL players doing commercials about them pissing themselves What are we doing?
>>157738280He's smart. The NFL is all about milking the narratives for favorable ref calls. They must win the 9/11 game for the first responders.
>>157738297why does NFL never consider if the ball was even catchable? i mean FUCK man what the actual hellCeedee would need to have a 9 foot , tall vertical and be 8 feet tall to even aheva. BWOBALALLS CHANCR I N. THELL to changch the baalll ., bal. thr buocne ronce tebcornewwebn ad
momentum win games and its favoring the cowboy right now
>>157738316goyim are so stupid lmfao
>>157738334What you're some kind of tough guy who doesn't piss himself?
>>157738339Uhhh buddy?You okay?
>>157738334collapsing
>>157738330Thanks jerry
YOU DOWN WITH OPP
>>157738295Feet are stupid.
>>157738339Based strokeposter
>>157738339go to the blue tent anon
>>157738297>refballing them down to the 1 when they have 1st down at the fucking 3The refs really didn't think they'd get 3 yards on their own?
>>157738327>increased betting props>increased fantasy enrollment>increased number of black qbs The word was given from the tippy top to make sure points are scored in bunches
>why didnt I draft a qb>why did I pay dak so much money
>>157738332>>157738316We are three field goals away from this game ending.
tf am i paying for bruh
>>157738355You have no taste. Feet are great on girls like Gura and Biboo.
>>157738339rip this guy
>get sidetracked looking at 9/11 gore on reddit instead of watching the game
unfortunately for the cowgirls, the giants are elite
How do I get a gf?
>>157738346math is hard
>alarm in 7 hours I didn't choose the forklift operator life the forklift operator life chose me
How far will the cowboys go this season?
>>157738363you know you can bet under on props too, right?
>longhorns comeback last night>cowboys comeback tonightThis is destiny. You know it to be true.
>>157738375Post on topic comments, girls love that
>>157738316I hate those skinny cans, they never crush straight.Leave that gay shit to utlra-lite beer.
>>157738372I'm watching Triplemania. Primetime NFL gamethreads are just my comfy chat room to tell people what I'm eating and stuff.
Who’s ready for a signature 350 yard game from Dooky Pipsqueak?
every Burger drugs tv add looks like an SNL parody, is mesmerizing how retarded they are.
DART INT INCOMING HAHAHAHAHA
>>157738386>betting undersYou could legitimately lose your bet before halftime. Overs are more popular and keep people engaged throughout the game.
>commercial>touchback>commercial>37 seconds/quarter>commercialAt some point it’s your fault for being such a goy slave putting up with this kiked nigball horseshit
>>157738382i tried to do warehouse work but nah I love being a neet
>>157738372I was in 2nd grade in 9/11 and that shit fucked up my entire recess I will never forget
>another commercial this is some buocne ronce tebcorneww bullshit
>>157738375stand outside a local bookstore and interrogate each woman on their way in what author they're reading, how many books they've read this fiscal quarter, and the regularity of their periods
dem boyz finna boutta
>>157738394>120 yards of "offense" from the refs
>>157738375groom kids on discord
>>157738395Who
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REU1JCELpro
juat tuned in, they havent used obj?
The Burger King ads are funny.>Alright guys, we let everything go to shit but, please come back. We promise as soon as you do, we won't let it go back to shit again!
>Hooker goes downUhh, yeah, that's what they're paid to do?
Is Dart elite?
About to start doxing these faggot refs
>Score>commercial>kickoff>commercial>one play with an injury>commercialunwatchable slop
>commercial>1 play, injury>commercial>1 play, end of quarter>commerciali don't think this sport is for me
>>157738334Money printing caused this.
were there any GRUESOME, life altering leg injuries today?last year we averaged 1.6 PER WEEK.
Rape Tirico Mike'd multiple women
>>157738412is unc even out there
>>157738405They might could.
Name one thing
Referees have names and addresses.
>>157738398unders statistically happen way more often. It's one of the first things you should learn if you try to bet seriously. That and don't do ridiculous shit like 6+ leg nonsense
>>157738413To be fair, worked for Domino's
>>157738418>come to football thread >know what football entails>complain about things you know before coming here Why?
I'm the king of chicken nuggets
>>157738423Based Rape
>>157738368>implying Biboo has feetIt's just gems all the way down.
>>157738418>>157738419Fake + Gay = Discord
>>157738416Carl Cheffers of Johnson Controls Inc?
>>157738312they're doing it as a laff. it shows how fucking ridiculous trannies are when compared to actual women.
someone reading this is named jaxson, or jaxon
>>157738422Nope, the only really bad injury was Murray getting his head absolutely fucked up. But that was not leg related.
>>157738409AIHow are you coomer faggots falling for this shit? Are your brains really that rotten?
i love how they always show the brooklyn side of manhattan but that's 35 minutes by undelayed train to metlife
>>157738436
I'm a raging alcoholic. I have an incredibly serious drinking problem, and I can't stop.
>>157738439No home address
ANOTHER AD BREAK KEK
>>157738433Any man with nuggies is a king
>ad ends>run 0 plays>next ad
MORE COMMERCIALS!!
>literally injured when a player named "man hurts" falls on him
>>157738433But you ain't the king of these parts
>emmy winna
who else /horny/ here?
>>157738426Jackie Chan
There's a football game leaking into your commercials
>>157738453join the club buddy. at least edibles have helped me curb it a little
>>157738426My dog, Oreo.
>>157738428>way more oftenAbout .5-1% not even close to beating juice
>>157738448If it wasn’t a leg injury, then why was his leg shaking so much?
The fucking injury ad break going right to a quarter ad break is DIABOLICAL AND ONTOLOGICALLY EVIL
>commercial>nothing happens>commercial ?????
>>157738433most you’ve eaten in one sitting?
Were people unironically expecting the sois to be good this year or something? It's literally just another cowboys team, their ceiling is the divisional round. Cowboys failing to win multiple playoff games has been the safest bet in sports for over 25 years
alright thats enough of this semen slurping sport for me for another year
How do I stop watching football?
>>157738424it says hes active for this game
>>157738471Your pets represent your loneliness
can i interest you guys in some commercials?
>>157738452I'll bet you think Roboco's perfect ass is flesh, too.
>>157738483Get a wife
>>157738465Where's the swinging dick and balls?
Better food: New York or Texas?
What the fuck are the jews doing?Adslop is bullshit
>>157738465I don't get horny, i get even
>Actual semen slurpingNFL cant get any worse.
>>157738422i think NFL is trying to avoid the gruesome leg injuries now since it was losing viewers
>>157738484I know but I don't even think he's been targeted so is he just on the bench
>>157738426I can name 7
No 9/11 commercials? Wtf NFL It seems we already forgot
Reffies and Commercials are based. Stop trying to convince me they aren’t.
>>157738433You see BK has a new nugget recipe and McDonalds brought spicy nuggs back
>Be named Manhurts>hurt manThis is the first real world instance of a surname being the occupation you hold I’ve ever actually seen in action
>>157738487The people love Oreo tho
>>15773847728. Then I went to a concert and threw them all up in the bathroom because it was hot in there and I was jumping around a lot.
>>157738494high-end, new york. middle and lower end, texas (and it's not close)
Who the fuck goes and sees a comedian live? Seems like a boomer thing to do.
>>157738477bout 50
>>157738504Used deflated footballa for three of those rings so this cheating faggot will forever have a asterisk by his name
>>157738428no they don't>>157738398don't you see how that contradicts the point you just tried to make? Why would the tippy top aritificially inflate stats that would eliminate a chunk of the bettors early, then put the books at risk of losing to the over prop bettors?
What was the cowboys' big off season acquisition?
Are the Giants even a Blue Blood franchise? I mean, as a Cowboys fan, I'm used to playing against Blue Bloods. These guys are just midmajors, right?
>>157738512You are nowhere close to “the king of chicken nuggets” with a story like that
>>157738483Become a Texans fan
>>157738510Gainwell gains well
>>157738494Texas and it’s not even close. There’s a reason why there’s more fat people in New York than Texas
>>157738519I saw Michael Richards once it was pretty interesting
>>157738525Carl Cheffers
>>157738519people who like laughing? and being part of a crowd? normal people with senses of humor, in other words
>>157738519Stand up comedy is just cringe in general. The vast majority of them are just not funny and I'd rather watch TV or talk to other drunk people while I drink
>Dart>Darts up middle
>>157738506They need to show girl travel commercials with Chase Sapphire card so more women can go into debt going to Scotland to ride horses on the beach, then getting raped by an Afghani outside of a nightclub. They don’t have time for all that remembrance stuff. Membra does not sell. You can’t charge interest on remembrance.
Jaxson Dart is that guy pal
WHITE QBS
>JAXSON!
dak a cop
Jaxson Jackson
>>157738522Take your meds Jim, Andrew luck retired a decade ago
>>157738477Over 30
>>157738487How can I be lonely when I have Oreo, my dog?
>>157738534Did he say anything memorable about africans?
you think the jews are aware they are rapidly approaching peak advertising? you almost cannot possibly add more ad space into this shit. its like 1 PLAY and 5 minutes of ads on average.
>>157738531>18 yards on 6 touchesI don’t think so pal
rams are gonna get destroyed by the giants
Is Dart actually decent? I thought he was a meme
>>157738542He's good>>157738543He's a wigger
Giants clearly don't know how to bait PI
>>157738550based Oreo
I should get a dog...
NO FLAG HUH? BUT THE DEFENDER TOUCHED HIM
So how does Rape Tirico still have a job and not behind bars?
>>157738550Alright, real talk, Oreo's cool and all, and is probably a good boy, but he can get mogged by my little retard
>>157738555But the giants have to play against a hostile road environment instead of home
>>157738557dart is basically elite
Holy fucking Skattaboooo
Jaxson Dart is going to have the most blinged out wheelchair in the league
>>157738557He's evil, but yes he's good at football
>>157738557he's the white tua, prone to CTE but a great thrower
Cam "heart attack Skattaboo
chew with your fucking mouth closed you fat pig
>>157738557Yeah
>>157738553In the future AI will make personalized commercials for every individual. There is more to be squeezed.
The giants are based retards
FOOMBLE
I haven't thrown a football in over a year
>>157738499Based Itqalian
>>157738553Late stage capitalism
Gotta run into the DB and draw that flag bro
>>157738561It's a lot of work.
>>157738550I had a heeler once. My dad shot him in the back of the head.
>you now remember the world.cup.final was played in that stadium What a dog shit game and half time show.
THESE FUCKING ADS HOLY FUCKING SHIT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek based Skat rolling 7s
>>157738578>>157738582Soon my love
>showing nyc skyline>game is across the Hudson in east Rutherford NJ
Fuckin three stooges game
We /afl/ now
>>157738409kaya kitsune>>157738449>he thinks its everything is ailmao.
FOOOOMMMMBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL
>>157738578Posting this when they recover their fumble is dumb
>>157738573
Bros I started trying to learn russian and it is so fucking hard. Any tips?
>>157738573This image is far too accurate
Hell yes back to commercials. I was sick of being interrupted by football
Mid drive commercials
Skat is my favorite based retard
>Tfw born in 1988>oldest one here
>>157738553they can only add AI ad slop and then theyve hit peak advertising theyve run out of time for it.
>>157738595Northern NJ is pretty much a suburb of NYC
why can't skattaboo play football normally why is he like this
Reminder that the guitarist for The Who got caught looking at child porn and nothing happened to him
>>157738554He's a workhorse. Good hands too.
>>157738565
Goodell is squeezing in as many commercials as he can
>>157738595You really want them to punish viewers by showing them images of NJ?
>>157738566? Hostile environment, you know it’s being played in sofi…
>>157738565Your dog IS pretty cute, but does he sing to harmonica like Oreo?
>>157738601KEK
>>157738573the Bryce slander will not stand
>>157738598>he likes moon faced bug peopleWho’s laughing now?
>>15773861387 here, nephew
>DUDE FUCK COMMERCIALS I WANT TO SEE GUYS STANDING AROUND DURING TIMEOUTS!you people are ridiculous. commercials are more entertaining. And it keeps me in touch with normie culture.
Would you have sex with your dad if it meant you could have sex with any women in the world?
>>157738543They're winning, rabbi
>>157738607This is the only valid soccerfag complaint about football
>>157738615soon it'll be split screen the whole game
>muh 9/11
>>157738635No wtf
>>157738573The NFL should force one team to start Jameis while he's still in the league, he's too funny
>>157738595I like to think there was actual NJ footage and it just keeps getting vetoed in the video booth
>hey heyhey hey
you think in a few years football will just be splitscreen with constant ads running?
>All the animations are made by furries. I blame Japan.
>>157738621He had to get it on. The kids were making a move
>>157738634Maybe in theory if they played it for movies and games and stuff but it's all insurance and gambling
>>157738613I was in high school in 88.
>>157738598thanks mexibro
>>157738634the standing around is artificially lengthened because of commercials. Go to some high school or low tier college games to see how quickly things go if they're going at a natural pace
>Just shoves the camera in the cop's face
If the NFl wants to grown the sport internationally. You can not have all these TV timeouts. 1 at the end of every quarter is more than sufficient.Transitioning from redzone to primetime is my 9/11.
Why are firefighters so fat?
9/11 was gay and I'm gonna forget it
>>157738635Yes wtf
>muh Jews
today during the ravens game the announcers said "And now over to the sideline report, presented by ChatGPT." society is over
>>15773861387 here, squirt
>>157738619Norwegian
>>157738650I live about 20 minutes away from MetLife. I'm perfectly fine with having the rest of the country forget about New Jersey. >fuck off, we're full
Nice arm tackling
>>157738235JACK SUN-DART
uhhh giants??
>>157738676They just bought an ad
>>157738550Oreo is a pitbull mix. Good luck, renting an apartment anywhere.
>>157738649Just make Amazon promise to pair him with Al Michaels as a commentator
>>157738652yes with periodic full ads, just like web pages
>>157738589Was he okay?
>>157738635There's no pussy worth being gay
>>157738672Be GONE.
>>157738698
>>157738667answering like this makes it seem like you kinda want to fuck your dad
>>157738698>muh biblelol
NEW>>157734548>>157734548>>157734548>>157734548
>>157738589That’s sad. What bullet caliber did your dad have to use up for that task?
>The stare of the thousand interceptions
>>157738634There is this thing called a playclock...
>>157738696He had behavior issues I guess, probably because he wasn't properly socialized or exercised to the degree the breed needs. I'll probably never own another pet ever again though.
>>157738722>>157738722
>>157738698>jews killed some jewno one cares
Ballgame.
NYG TD!!
>>157738708Faggot kiwi
Call em Allas cuz they got no D
>>157738698Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
>>157738478the cowboys only shot at being good with dak is if they somehow talk him into taking pay cut so they can build depth around him. and there's no way thats ever going to happen
JUST
>>157738708hurt people try to hurt people
