kazar milkers edition
>>157738605That's clearly visually a latina, get ur eyesight checked
anime
>hurr durr black QBs can't score APOLOGIZE RIGHT FUCKING NOW
Dak Prescott? More like Shit Shitshit
My billsies :)
Does the black announcer not know that they're in New Jersey?
>dem boyz>GOTI>dak MVP
Dafuq where the chargers doing today???Last time I put money on these losers
>dook pisspoop
>>157738605god, i love women so much
>>157738669There's no black announcer on this broadcast. Collinsworth is white and Tirico is Italian
>>157738668Bills offense good or texans defense shit?
>>157738461some analytics guy is gonna come out tomorrow about how acktually love was the best qb this week
>>157738683Chorging
>>157738660BING BING WAHOO BIG NUMBER GO UP
>>157738677it's week 1 you disgusting casual. the real version of teams don't show up until October
>>157738682Remember when everyone said that losing stoutland would be the end of the eagles consistency? And iggles fans said nah it'll be fine?Is it fine?
Dart is the troof
>>157738694>Tirico is ItalianHe's black. You're confusing how Jews operate, or you are yourself a jew.
Gayest teams:BillsEaglesRamsRavens
>>157738695How about that Bills D limiting Stroud to under 40 points?! Superbowl incoming!
>>157738683Give Khalil Mack back to the Raiders, I demand it for kino
>>157738695Bills offense is good and texans defense doesn't matchup well against allen because they don't disguise pre snap so allen doesn't actually have to process and can just sling it. against other qbs they will be better
>run the same play 3 times in a row>get a touchdown
HOL UP
Aints
This is the power of a black QB
>Allow a bunch of underneath throws all night so Dart can throw easy checkdowns and milk the clockCowturds, everyone
>>157738660Less black qbs starting than last year and one left the game on the 2nd drive.
>>157738772Sam Darnold?
>>157738709Dickerson was problem WITH Stoutland.
>Dem Bois
>>157738797He's only black below the waist
Did your qb score 4 tuddies today?
>>157738721He said himself he is Italian. So are you calling him Jewish now?
>>157738819Of course. My teams qb is elite
The Greatest QB of All Time
>Mogs your ugly ass QB
which individual player gets the crown for the best performance?
>>157738734Interesting
>>157738848>bustin shedeurbert
>>157738819just 3 :(
>>157738849
Broncos are gonna get fucked up tomorrow I think. This week of football is weird.
>>157738819No, but mine also didn't single-handedly choke a playoff game against the Broncos with one retarded fumble
Damn those cowgirls fucking suck ass. It''s over.
what's this look called?
>>157738819yes
>>157738876>love ugly ass shark-toothed gimp
>>157738819One is enough.
Did they just send us to injury timeout for a guy who made it to the sideline?
>>157738734that doesn't make any sense. The texans have owned allen up until today. Like literally his worst statistical outputs for like the past few years
>>157738878The chiefs will be vanquished, god willing.
>>157738876>Jalen Hurts, white man #1>Josh Allen, black man #2KWAB>>157738917inshallah habibi
>>157738876Dak looks like a turtle and Baker has rat features
>>157738917amen
first for my Rams just had a bad game and are still on track to win the Superbowl
detoilet is fraudulent, nearly blew a 21-0 lead and got lucky by winning the coin toss
>>157738876Poor Bo Nix
>>157738876Jalen is an ugly monkey so this is automatically wrong
>>157738954How bout dat
>>157738963and when they lose to the Giants it's two bad games
10-7 at worst, 50/50 shot we take the division from the eagles
>>157738897>what's this look called?Lesbian WNBA coach.
>>157738915the bills now have an offensive minded head coach. sean mcdermott was a terrorist. now, the bills got lit up by fucking cj stroud today so we'll see how that switch pays off
>>157738876I see the Ringer has become completely feminized, glad I stopped listening to it
how the FUCK are the Packers the worst team in the division?
>>157738973>uh it doesn't count cause I said so
Please someone shoot Collinsworth
>>157738954Kek i had only seen the geonosis version of this image
dak is awful man. jordan love before jordan love
>>157738991bad oline bad defense
>>157738991forgot my pic
>>157738990Not attractive at all, can't believe normies drool over her.
>>157738991>>157739019bad qb also
>>157738990>watching your bf get blown the fuck out by the consensus worst team in the league
Holy shit are the gints going to choke this away?
>>157739026She's like if megan fox was bogged in her prime
>>1577389772 gallons of water that could have gone to poor kids in Bangladesh were used to make this
I knew not to get my hopes up for Dallas this season. I hate being proven right but at least my dreams can die good and early.
did someone sayscorigami
BORKBORKBORK
>>157739028true true
hahahahaha faggot
Bronkeks and Choofs ranking subject to change but this is how I feel after week 1. Will it be accurate in 3-5 weeks, probably not
josh looks a lot better this season. i mean physically. he was too fat last year thats why he went full retard in the playoffs because he was thinking about donuts instead of football.
>>157738990tf wrong with her nose and upper lip?
>>157739093>Will it be accurate in 3-5 weeks, probably notI have a feeling it will
>Dal ass
>Dem Goys
>>157738605Waaaay too smol to be khazar
Give ball to skattebo I need 2 more pts
Is Trevor Lawrence legit?
>>157739108the bumb bitch van pulled up with the radar beam
So who else saw Tom Brady today? Holy fuck he's gotten bogged, it's bad.
what makes bears fags so delusional?
poor herbo is going to that succubus instread of mina because there is no way mina will stay with him after that performance
>>157738979Milo getting deported
>>157739033that’s her fetish
>>157738990Cum inside at least 4 times a day
>>157739164Herbert should have kicked his ass
bros, try to remain calm but we've had SCORIGAMI TODAY
>>157739048didnt make these but they don't look artificially generated either, too much small detail
Damn it's been a good week of football...
Purdy status?
>>157739202OH. MY. FOOTBALL.
>>157739202there were 2, packers vikings as well
reminder: joshie has the hottest wife in the NFL
>>157739202a heckin... scorigamiarnio? praise ben johnson
>>157739202The football gods smile upon our thread...
>>157739202OH MY FOOTBALL
>>157739223Ummm her butt is big lol
>>157739223i wonder how josh feels about me masturbating to his wife right now
>>157739218holy shit, you're right
>>157738819Yep
I like scorigami. It was something I was always interested in as a kid even before there was a sight. I bet you were too. But now you are a cynical adult that hates fun because you are trying to fit in on an image board.
>>157739202HOLY DOOPIN' STARS AND GARTERS!!!
>>157739242No it's not, that's a decidedly average-sized white girl ass
>>157739223>under 30>plastic surgery
>bald headscott
>>157739258Prove itPost a big one
>>157739223we're ALL haileeblasting tonight!
you can thank me never: >>157739053i did my heckin part.
>>157739223all these LA chicks looking so similar (I assume it's some kind of plastic surgery) creeps me out
>>157739242>87% of the rams players are black >100% of the rams wags are white make it make sense
dink poople stix
I never really thought Dart felt like Giants QB, but I can see it.
DalASS
>>157739218
>>157739276Jordyn has a fat ass for a white girl
>>157739260i got calf implants at 19cope and seethe
can we please ban plonked individuals from this gen?
WE RUN THIS SHIT
>>157739223Why is her butt so small?
>>157739316>calf implants
>>157739290it's the same person, you face blind autist
>>157739276
you may only post ITT if you're team is undefeated
>>157739327yes
>>157739316Were your sow undersized?
One game and Cowturds, I get it, but Jaxson Dart looks like a franchise QB and a problem for the NFC East. His footwork in the pocket and presnap reads are so much improved from last year. Dunno if it materializes for the Giants this year or not, but if I were a Giants fan I'd be ecstatic. You got your guy.
>>157739334>the shelves are more depressing than the shit on them...
>>157739349
>bustin turdsquirt
The giants run game has been absolutely awesome.
Apologize
HOL UP WE DEM BOYZ ITS OUR YEAR
>>157739334Wood sniff
I think Harbaugh is a good coach
>>157739347
>>157739242whats that eagle doing on your flag, liam
WE DEM BOYZ!
I think the Cowboys played worse than the Commies did.
>>157739334My face her ass
Remind me again why baltimurder let Likely walk to keep elderly mark andrews
Rammies better look out next week.
>>157739347That neck ain’t natty
No one actually believed the Cowboys were good this year right? right?
Are the gnats back?
is Herbert the biggest case of lookisms?
>>157739347iggles desu
>WR Chris Olave on wearing the guardian cap: "I'm a soiboy faggot."
Alright who’s the Kwab of the week so far
WE ARE BACK THE GIANTS ARE BACK
>>157739349good job anon. you paid tens of thousands of dollars and spent months-to-years healing, when you could have had even better results with a few hundred dollars in roids and a few months doing the most basic of leg exercises.
>>157739450still the lambs
>>157739440Yea but what IF he won more?
It’s not fun anymore to laugh at the cowshits
>>157739450The Browns in their entirety
>>157739450drake maye and myles garrett
john barfhog > jim
Congrats to Giants fans. That was actually really impressive. And if you're a Cowboy fan it's the exact opposite. No poise, several defensive breakdowns, owned in the trenches, and just wholly unprepared. Unserious football team.
>>157739450Nothin' is topping the 17-0 superteam getting sleepy on the plane.
>>157739450Packers/Patriots/Cowshits/RamsTake your pick
>>157738605KWAB
>>157739456To be fair anon, you gotta be a real bull to raise your calves
>>157739450Rams thought they could beat jet lag
>>157739450Rams for preseason hypePackers for getting packedits only those two
>>157739450green gay
>nephews bday is coming up >he likes dragons >saw pic rel on the steam top sellers list gifted it to my nephew >it's actually a gay porn game i don't know if I should tell my brother or just pretend it never happened and feign ignorance if it ever comes up
>>1577394501. Maye 2. Love3. Baker4. AJ Brown5. Myles Garrett
>>157739464the browns won bigly with the garrett trade though and they are going to get arch manning and jeremiah smith :)
>>157739450>Matt LaFleur, up 25-17, chooses to accept a penalty after a made field goal and go for it on 4th down, taking points off the board. The Packers failed on 4th and one giving the Vikings the ball who then proceeded to score 22 unanswered in the 4th. 39-22 final score.
>>157739450Kyler Murray
The Eagles look like they're gonna have the same issues as last year.
>thought about betting giants ml>thought about betting the over>thought about betting skattebo td>bet cowboys spread instead
All I've heard for the last month is how the Rams and Cowboys were going to the Owl. Fuck 'insiders', these retards don't know shit.
Following Skip's Twitter during a Cowboys game is always so funny
>>157739334>>157739390Ok i see u
>>157739474*badumdump*
>>157739483You gotta tell your brother
>>157739498>win the division>maybe win a playoff gameReminder they could've beat the 49ers if AJ brown wasn't an actual faggot
>>157739498B-BUT THEY SAID IT WAS THE OC'S FAULT, AND THAT JALEN ISNT A BUM???
>>157739146Yes. He looked better today than he did even in the second half of last year. He has clearly been working on putting touch on his balls and throwing it away when there’s no play instead of forcing it or making a bad run. The browns are bad but their defense is mid at worst and ge styled all over them and made it look easy. Next week in Denver is a better test though.
>>157739483You're going to prison.... my advice... become a shot-caller
The Cowboys defense is fucking terrible lmao
>>157739487>mfw Browns stick with she door for 7 years
God forbid a couple a white boys get some motion.
>>157739513Its Sirianni meddling in the offense. They should have the shanny system now but there's still too much of his slop. The new OC will take over by like week 5 again and they'll be fine.
>>157739503heh, I never thought I'd want to use that platform
>>157739511Divisional Round should be their absolute floor desu. They're still arguably the best roster.
>>157739535not even close.
Josh Allen has the most game winning drives since 2018
>>157738991
>>157739483
KWAB of the day? Packers? Chargers?
burrs
>>157739544How many AFC championships does he have?
>there are """people""" who claim to be a Ball Knower™ yet haven't selected at least 11/15 games correctly thus farShow yourselves cowards
>>157739550FUCK YOU!
>>157739535Idk with the big WR1 theyre a bit off from that but that's still their floor.
>>157739202Why does /sp/ hate this so much lmao, such an inoffensive thing to be triggered at
>>157739547Chargers.Kangz at least have a good defense and DC.Arizona was talked about going 0-18 unironically.
>>157739544Because his defense is a fucking anchor weighing the team down.
NFCCG will be Philly vs NYG
>>157739550How many monkeypox do you habe?
It'll be a perfect week of football when the Chiefs lose tomorrow.
>>157739547The bitch ass team that got dey ass beat by da VIKANGZ
>>157739569they got VAN GINKLED
Bears are this years NFC reps for the Super Bowl, and they're going to make Galen Squirts look like a bitch on the way there
>>157739547green gay, played dirty and got raped by reffies and the corpse of wentz
Random hypothetical; You’re watching a game, but you have to get rid of one of these on the scorebug. What do you choose?>Score>Downs and Yardage>Both Game Clocks
What do y'all think of the talk of the Canadian Football League expanding into the US? They are allegedly looking at areas where NFL teams left like St. Louis, Oakland, and San Diego.
TELL ME ABOUT DAK PRESCOTT'S STREAK AGAIN DALLASTELL ME AGAIN ABOUT 40-0 BITCHJAXSON DART IS YOUR GOD NOW!!!!!!!!!!! NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF JERSEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>1577395620, which is the same number of rings buffalel has.
>>157739544How many Super Bowl appearances?
>currently top 50% of the NFLUhhhh, you guys wanna explain what you're doing down there?
Cowjeets LOST...
HOWBOUTDEMCOWSOIS
>>157739573They don't have a defense. That always gets a team bounced in the playoffs.
>>157739483I don't know how you could possibly miss every single indication that maybe this wasn't *just* a game about dragons, my dude. That's some serious autism to not catch this.
Buffalo v. Houston was probably my favorite game of the day. Baker Memefield was fun. TJ Watt had some bangers. The second half of redzone was a snoozefest.
>India's team is 0-1
>>157739573You thinking about those iggles?
>>157739586Saar...
>>157739556Jon Bois is a cuck bitch
>>157739585>tfw 1.000 club
>>157739590>>157739596Prepare your anuses, because Caleb is going balls deep
>>157739581giants put on a rampant display of wiggerdom, the league is not ready for this much motion
>>157739580It'll be just as relevant as the UFL
BEST DIVISION IN FOOTBALL FOLKS
>>157739594You... you bloody fucking...
>>157739556Anime website, lots of respect for Japanese culture, corrupting the word origami to use as some little joke that doesn't even relate to art at all is very disrespectful.Also it just sounds fruity. I'm in this camp, I don't give a fuck about Japan outside of Godzilla and those weird pornos where it's a bunch of Japanese guys in an office and a bunch of girls are having sex with them but they're too busy working to even notice or pay attention to them. That shit is hilarious.
Tomlin needs to tone down the coach speak. Relax dude.
>>157739607Just don't see the Bears beating any of the NFC West teams.
>>157739611Back to back seasons with a sub .500 division winner incoming!
Biggest positive surprise this week?
>>157739607>least gay Caleb fan
>>157739581Based gnats bro. I have a lot of animosity towards John Harbaugh but i thought he was a good hire for you guys to right the ship for the first time since Tom Coughlin. Happy you got the win today. Also enjoy Isaiah Likely he's a hell of a player when healthy
Gints would have won by 3 scores if it wasn’t for refball DPI.
How many years will he last in the NFL? I'm thinking 5 max.
>>157739611This is why I was surprised the Saints didn't take the tie
>>157739611Problem?
>>157739621You're not a ball knower so of course you wouldnt get it
>>157739623Bryce Young played good, he's smol so it's nice :)
What happened to the Packers? Isn’t love a future HoFer?
>>157739223its different when you know she gets #blacked as a profession
>>157739623Cards dont look hopelessly worthless.
Undefeatedbros, how we feelin?
the only reason my team lost was because they scored fewer points than their opponent
>>157739634
>>157739556It comes across as söyboi bullshit getting all giddy about it rather than just an anomaly that will be forgotten about in a week. It's something for neckbeards to fawn over rather than actually watching the fucking game.
>>157739154That the team will outscore anyone, including whatever shitter team you root for.BEAR DOWN!!!
>>157739618tale as old as time
>>157739644this feeling is new to me
I did not watch snf because colinsworth and commercials make the nfl unwatchable garbage, can I get a qrd on what happened
>>157738819Yeah
>>157739656Ge....YES?
>>157739654BEAR DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!
>>157739631That's way too generoushis brain is 70% mush already
Harbaugh's true victory will come when the Giants make the playoffs and the Ravens do not. We will find out that Lamar was holding Harbaugh back, not the other way around.
>>157739657Now here's a guy who probably is a little søyboy homo
>>157739644>50 league execs genuinely ranked Jalen Hurts 17th after he's done nothing but win for 5 years straight Fuck all these circlejerk retards they legitimately don't know ball
>>157739602Yeah, it's crazy how quickly he went from making cool little sappy and sentimental sports documentaries to the falcons sucking is just an extension of the struggles of black people in america and the Vikings failures culminated with the death of George Floyd since he didn't have enough foresight to predict the arrival of 9ine. Just straight from him trying to romanticize watching sports as a child to him trying to apologize for being white.
>>157739668The Ravens genuinely look like the best team in the NFL after week 1....
me when ummmm... uhhh....
>>157739669Please remember to gamble and drink your faggot beer.
>>157739631How does a facemask give you a bloody nose anyway?
remember when the Colts were 7-1?
>>15773967117 is too high for that bus rider, I agree
>>157739676WHERE IS THAT TINGLE NOW JERRYHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>157739671Come to the next owner's meeting bitch. We'll be waiting for your bitch ass.
>>157739671>Fake Gaye that highLeague execs are retarded and don't know ball, good to know
>>157739668And THERE it is>>157739671>Herbert>Prescott>Maye>Loveppfffffffft
>>157739657Cowboys chocked, Gnats did some meme plays. Announcers were dimwitted, drunk ,and then on a coke high sobering up the second half.
>lose by 17>cry about the refs>after a franchise history of preferential refballI genuinely hate Green Bay
>>157739655Lmel
>>157739671how the fuck are>Love>Herbert>Maye>Purdy>Caleb>Lawrence ranked higher than someone with the 2nd best post season record in the league right now?
>>157739690>Gnats did some meme playsNot really. They just left players open underneath the entire game sprinkled with a few really good throws from Jaxson Dart. Giants looked efficient and physical.
>>157739623Cardinals beating the Chargers and shitting all over Herbert glazersI'm tired of the media pretending he's top 10 when Bryce Young has BEEN better this entire time
>>157739699Browns and Fins need to be in F tier
>>157739662Hell yeah, brother!
>>157739699Browns deserve a bottom tier to themselves. They were absolutely dreadful.
>>157739678>hard helmet gets yanked.>the plastic shell and metal bars surrounding your face get violently moved around and jerk your head around. >not to mention the guys hand probably hitting you in the face. face mask and horse collar tackles are the only two non-gay 'player safety' rules.
>>157739675Bengals are winning the AFC North. Joey B looks like his old self again, and unlike the Cowboys, it looks like Cincinnati ACTUALLY fixed their defense after all this time talking about it.
>>157739699Move the commies up, they played well desu. Daniels just needs to stay healthy. Move the Browns down, that was awful.
>>157739698>Wins are a QB statFucking retard.
>>157739699Your A tier eagles only beat your D tier commies by 2 points
>>157739699>Browns in the NFL tier list instead of the XFL
>>157739623Harbaugh bringing winning culture to NY Giants.
>>157739658I know everyone will say it's just the Browns, but Lawrence just had the best game I've ever seen from a Jags QB. It's unbelievable to see a Jags QB with a 150 rating. He's finally living up to the hype.
>>157739716How is losing not a QB stat?
>>157739699>Jags in B tierKill yourself, faggot
>>157739716How many SB MVPs are in that list you retard?
>>157739689>>157739698A lot of people are reactionary/"what have you done for me lately" fagsIt's gonna be fun seeing the bustin cope especially. He lookrd legit /bitchmade/ today even with homefield
>>157739704hey, coke was involved. the vibe was exciting
>>157739714>it looks like Cincinnati ACTUALLY fixed their defenseAnd the Ravens massively upgraded their defense too along with getting a much better offensive coordinator and play caller.
>>157739714Bengals for once in their existence actually feel like there's a real ultimatum in place where if they are a shitty team, Joeybaumsworld is walking, and the team goes straight back into football purgatory with the Browns.
>Burrs won 59-37The fuck? Is that zesty nigga actually legit?
>>157739720Elite quarterbacks assrape bad teams, that's what they're supposed to do. Anyone who grew up watching Brady and Manning would tell you that. It's a good sign if Trevor can do it now too.
>>157739726What has Dak done lately?
>>157739679they were so confident they blew up their future for shit shartner
haha alright, settle down everyone. its only been one game.
>>157739726Hurts isn't top 5, but having him outside of the top 10 is just silly
>>157739723This. Any team that lets the Browns score a td can be no higher than C tier, even if it is in garbage time.
>>157739731He was good but the run game murdered the Panthers
>>157739704Greg Roman had that running game cooking the whole time. He's so underrated. If it wasn't for the Tyron Tracy fumble and 5x DPI calls the game wouldn't have been close
>>157739720Urban Meyer and Doug Pederson are fucking terrorists who almost ruined his career.
>>157739734Your franchise qb, sir
>>157739720He will have a month and a half long stretch of looking like ass cheeks
>>157739720TLaw was too good with too many intangibles to truly be THAT bad at the start of his NFL career. It helps that the Jags actually have a decent team around him. I just wish they kept ETN, but that's just me.
>>157739730>football purgatory with the Browns.They're in football hell.
>>157739742Dougie P is a legend you homo
>>157739730Burrow's too good to end his career with zero rings, he should walk if the Bengals can't get the job done. He'd get half a billion dollars from more than half the teams in the league. There are teams who have already paid their starting quarterbacks who would dump those quarterbacks in the trash to sign Burrow. Cincinnati needs to not fuck this up, or else.
>>157739740Don't forget the turnovers and refs helped the bears too
If I was a linebacker, I'd have a bunch of syringes hidden throughout my uniform so I could secret inject HRT into every player I tackle.
>>157739747This being a Nickelodeon slime time game makes it even funnier
browns owner should be forced to sell his team unironically.
>got the day off work to watch NFL all day>absolutely slutted on Kiwi lager>listening to old school Eminem >Suns shining on the deck>it's only 4pmI'm gonna have a hell of a night brehs
>>157739755>He'd get half a billion dollars from more than half the teams in the leagueOnly desperate or retarded GMs would make that trade. No one else would dump that much cash on someone so fragile they get put on IR when a player sneezes on him.
>>157739759that wouldnt even work, have you ever seen a syringe?
>>157739759Thank God Bill Romanowski was born too soon for him to realistically attempt this.
>>157739758>refssissykitties going out sad kek
>>157739765There's an 80% chance you have cancer right now
Are there NFC South divisional prime time games? Now THAT is cringe kino
>>157739764>signed watson. >after all the rape stuff. >gave up a ton draft picks. >payed him money he absolutely did not deserve and that you absolutely did not have. >has not even played 30 games for you in five years. >has been awful when he did play. >baker mayfield would have been cheaper, not cost draft picks, and better on and off the field. Maybe this was all a long time plan to get arch manning.I hope arch manning does what his uncle does, because genuinely no one deserves to play for the browns if they want an actual career.
>>157739767>Vikings are on the phone right now with Joey B's agent
>>157739765you should drink yourself to death
>>157739772That seems low. I'd say 95% with how much i smoke and how little UV protection our ozone layer has kek
How long until we see someone score a touchdown, then just throw it in the air and bicycle kick it like in divegrass?
How's your team feeling after this week?
>>157739202>>157739556>>157739618>>157739655
I would like to take a moment to tell all of you that the browns up until 1995 had a .700 win%. The ravens are about .67% and the nu browns since 99 are .33%. It is not a coincidence that the old browns and ravens look oddly similar whereas this Nu browns are the worst franchise ever. Almost like the real browns are the ravens.
>>1577388761. Josh Allen2. Joe Burrow3. Jaxson Dart4. Brock Purdy5. Tyler Shough
Broncos make a gaping hole in Maholme's bussy tomorrow
My emo ravens won today!<3
>>157739791>tfw you go to a Browns game with a Ray Lewis #52 Browns jersey
>>157739797What is the correlation between this image and the Ravens
>SHE'LL ONLY COME OUT AT NIGHT>THE LEAN AND HUNGRY TYPE>NOTHING IS NEW>I'VE SEEN HER HERE BEFORE>WATCHING AND WAITING>OH, SHE'S SITTING WITH YOU>BUT HER EYES>ARE ON THE DOOOOOR
>>157738645Madison Beer is a latina?
>>157739797Paramore aren't emo
>>157739667He's never had a concussion.
I have tickets to 49ers - cowboys. What should I expect as a cowboy fan?
>>157739802He thinks he's quirky posting in, not knowing my Bengals are going to rape the Ravens twice this year
>>157739785Not good.I'm going with the "It's just week 1 cope"
>>157739785Crossing my fingers for my Buncos to btfo KC tomorrow
He dies tomorrow
>>157739809
>>157739450myles garrett and the rasm
>>1577398097 points every time theyre “defending”
>>157739809How bad is JJ McCarthy that they would rather have current year Wintz?
>>157739797
>>157739809Many, MANY Mexicans.
>>157739809It’ll be at AT&T, so at least it’ll be a home game
>>157739803>>157739765kekkkkkk look who stole mummys brew
>>157738963You can’t post her. That’s a Chiefie!
>>15773980870% mush is his baseline
>Ravens>emo
>>157739823So bad, that they'd bring in Kyler Murray to be their Week 1 QB1 and have Wentz be the backup.
>>157739765kek babby has his little jammie wammie socks on after neeting all day at home
Aaron Donald will not be the player he wasRams start 0-5 and go into their bye week 3-7
>>157738645>>157739806Who cares? You do realize she's had 5x cosmetic surgeries at the very least right? All that Botox, nose job, implants etc she's a fucking ghoul. bustin is sticking his dick in 1990s Jim Carrey at this point
Broncos are getting 7 sacks
>>157739843Yeah but do you know how many Instagram followers she has
>>157739833>>157739841Remember to show up at work Saturday shabbos goy :)
>>157739831If it is wasn't for his money and fame everyone would consider him a tremendous dork
lions defense is equally as mickey mouse as the bears, the last panthers TD was garbage time and they were also gifted another TD earlier in the game because ben johnson is a lunatic and went for it on 4th&1 at his own 20. nearly blew a 21-0 lead and lucked out by virtue of being the team with the ball first in OT and thus not having to go for 2.
>got home right before sunday night football>waiting for the condensed versions of games or even nfl redzone recording to drop which wont happen for a few hours>just sitting here avoiding game results and dont even know which games were good or not
>>157738683God made an example out of you.
I got kicked out of my brother's house because I started mooing when his pregnant wife walked by
>you’ll never be comforted by Madison Beer over a tough loss of footballWhy even live…
>>1577398420-7
>>157739717The Eagles have been winning games like that regularly since hiring Sirianni. When they get an early lead he does just enough to hold on and win, even when their opponent is mediocre. It's excruciating but nothing new. The year they won the super bowl (in one of the biggest blowouts of all time) they beat>the saints by 3>the browns by 4>the jags by 5
>>157739843Oh man I remember her when she was younger and less bogged, she used to be a lot hotter. Why do women bog themselves? It never makes them look better, they should have realized that by now.
>>157739809keep your ass covered at all times
>>157739843Chin like a fucking kia bumper
Chiefs suck bussy
>>157739668why do the ravens (or rather, specifically lamar) make so many people into seething retards
>>157739809bang bang
>>157739845LIKE YOUR MOM LOOOOOL
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>>157739852Honestly their secondary balled out that 1st half so that shows Kelvin Sheppard did his job. 2nd half is the players half. Their CBs held up well and Hutch is still a fucking beast
>>157739852The Saints were blatantly the better team they just started atrociously>>157739842Even if the Saints start 1-4 (Real possibility imo) I don't think they can make the playoffsThey have a real gauntlet after their bye week and I don't think anyone with less than 10 wins is getting in this year
>>157739594>And then one day, all the mexican Cowboys fans just vanished without any kind of notice
ya seethe?
>>157739852Gibbs had 1156 yards rushing today but they still weren't able to close out the game via the ground game.
Harbaugh is washed, while Harbaugh still has the juice
>>157739886THANKSGIVING GONNA BE LIT
>>157739594Texas Tech is not the state of Texas, that college is 10% foreign students and in the modern world foreign students means IndianOnly 1% of Texas is Indian
>>157739876wasnt this 3 years ago
>>157739886One of them is stuck with Herbooty
>>157739668>>157739867I'm a Ravens fan who was rooting for the gnats today and happy to see Harbaugh get the win. I don't wish him well but i also don't wish for him to fail in NY. He got us our 2nd ring and the only ring I've ever seen since i started being a fan. I just hated we kept him 4 years too long
>>157738990What a fucking whore. Imagine your wife dressing like this in public, couldn’t be me
>>157739892That was Detroit's super bowl
Super Team status?
>>157739843
Is Dart actually elite?
>>157738663This
>>157739895More like you kept LaFraud Blackson for 4 years too long, fucker is going to choke in the playoffs again lmao
>>157739902
Chiefies shake their ass at shit ass Chargers like this kek
>throws pick on his first pass as a viking>gets heemed not long after>get outplayed by 87 year old carson wentz and get your job stolenkyler murray might be kwabotw
>>157739904you mean jaxson FART? lol
>>157739904No, but he's good
>another game day spent too easily dabbing on your team & life nighty night spee
>>157739910Damn, she looks way better bogged
>>157739850Yes I will report to work as a productive member of society. Have you learned to grocery shop for yourself yet? kekkk
>>157739842Rams win 7 games TOPS
>>157739901>muh knee hurts n shitAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEE SAVE ME 35 YEAR OLD AARON DONALD
>>157739902Madison didn't answer the call, she dialed the number herself mhmmmm 'fraid so
Undefeated
>Superbowl teams: Jets and Cardinals
i eat blue cheese by the spoonful
>>157739918>if you don't work Saturday you can't afford groceries OH NO NO PLONKED QUEEFMUTT TELLING ON HIMSELF AGAIN NOOOOOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
>>157739906kiwi bitch has larped as a fan of 5 different teams now kekkk. On an old skype call blud couldn't name the headcoach of the 2000 ravens and got steaming mad and hung up on us
>15 hours until FTFBros I won't be able to make it....
I'm insanely tempted to pick Giants over Rams
FLY CHIEFIES FLYON THE ROAD TO VICTORYFIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
what will be the excuses when the chiefs gape the donkeys tonight?
>have to deal with the two faggiest fanbases on /sp/ee duking it out on Monday night
>>157739936on the menu >1x chips>1x sandwich >1x soda popHurry the fuck up about it
>>157739933and thats not even including when he vpn larps & spams behind other flags
>>157739949The queefs weren't playing though
What will the Packers record be once Micah comes back?
>>157739932unlike you I do food shopping for other people. mummy has to buy her little babby tendies every week for the games or else he throws a wibbly wobbly if he doesn't get his lager bubba. kekkkk what a bitch
What the FUCK do my Saints have to do to beat the Ravens on Sunday?
>>1577399540-0 (he won't come back until next season)
Ladies and Gentlemen, your 2026 NFL Defensive Player of the Year.
>>157739945Coofs aren't winning that game
>resorting to headcanon and samefagging Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek blud really has been having a 24 hour melty since he admitted he gets raped every Saturday by Mr Shekelstein keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek Meltdown in 3.... 2..........
>>157739952Most literate Detoilet
>>157739960Should've traded him for picks 3 years ago
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>>157739223for me, Herbert’s Waifu is hotter
>>157739958Kek is this how people in Louisiana cook?
What was the play today that gave you a boner?For me it was when Lamar passed Henry the ball for a decent gain. A creative play like that would never happen under Harbuagh/Monken, for those RB pass plays it’s Hill or bust. Doyle is looking juicier every week.
>>157739904hes better than every 1st round qb in the past 5 years
>>157739962>posts himself getting ownedkekkkk bitchwi is plonked again
>>157739967Nah Id rather have TJ Watt on my team than a draft pick who might be as good as TJ Watt
>>157739926>make the super bowl>two picks in the top 5Fuggg
How do I become a professional driver that does car commercials on a closed course? That sounds like a fun job.
Between Dak/Love/Purdy, who’d you rather have?
>>157739987Purdy
>>157739987Love > Purdy > Dak
>>157739987Purdy > Dak > Love
>>157739987purdy love dak
>>157739971I usually just eat whatever's in my backyard
Post some sluts?I'm sad
>>157739951wish I kept caps of that dumbfuck forgetting his VPN was on replying in threads. he's so pathetic for attention kek
>>157739985what are your qualifications?
>>157739975Definitely was seeing Zay Flowers with all that YAC today. Derrick Henry still looking just as dominant at 32 is also great but kinda expected since he didn't slow down at the end of last year
>>157739987Purdy and it's not close.Crucially, Purdy seems to be LUCKY in a way neither Dak nor Love is, and all the best NFL quarterbacks have at least a little luck on their side.
>>157739987>PurdyHe's the least controverial out of them, just focus on the daily and do the job. Probably the youngest too, and does well in a strong division, weather isn't that big of a deal, etc.
>wigger qbs>wigger rbs
>>157740001I drive
>>157739975Wentz tapping into whatever remained of his 2017 self and perfectly sailing a moonball right into Jefferson's hands for a tuddy. Gave me good memories
This is the worst Browns team of my lifetime. And that's really saying something.
>Based on EPA/drive, the Cowboys had the worst defensive performance by any team in Week 1.>It was worse than all but one of their defensive games last year. >Among 574 games since the start of last season, it ranked 571st.>7 possessions: 4 TDs, 1 punt, 1 fumble, ran clock out.
>>157739982Just curious if the queefs lose (you're an admitted queefie) what will your cope be? Do you have something planned like "muh rangz" or "it's da O line fault" ???
>>157739987Purdy > Dak > LovePut Purdy on Dallas and they would have already been to at the very least one NFCCG
>>157739987purdy and its not even close, im not racist btw
>>157740011are you 12?they had a zero win team
>>157740011Don’t get too reactionary, they’re bad but they played an away game against a good team not some shitter
>>157740015Skip betrayed the Spurs so he could shit on Wemby, he's dead to me.
>>157740011I unironically miss the days of hue jackson. at least those games were so bad they were fun
>>157740015>Tfw
>>157740007That's not a Wigger rb, that's a cte in his 20's RB
>>157740018I am not, and I'm pretty sure that winless team would easily beat this one. We're bad *everywhere*
>>157740005Purdy and Love are only a year apart
Remember when the Browns had a sliver of hope and Elway shut it down?
>>157740014when the chiefs WIN I'm going to spread your tight little bo bussy and fuck it clean. chiefs own you mongrel
>>157740018They were at least somewhat competitive and extremely unlucky the year they went winless. This team is unbelievably bad in nearly every aspect of the game.
>>157740032Love has more time in the NFL playing the game, and is shit compared to Purdy.
>>157740018The winless team is better than this team simply because that team did not waste all their draft picks and cap space on a quarterback to play 20 games over the course of five years.
>>157740045To this day I don't know what motivated the Watson trade. It's almost like there was something shady and underhanded going on there, because no aspect of it, from the trade to the contract to the playing time, makes any fucking sense.
>>157739987I'm a big racist but even if I wasn't, Purdy.
>>157739987purdy and its not even close, im racist btw.
>>157740039Did you watch that Seahawks 49ers playoff game?
>>157740013B-but muh second coming of Tomlin DC of color!
>>157740013Hope Jerruh lives to 100 so the sois are shit for as long as possible
>>157740048Genuinely the worse deal in sports history and arguably the worse deal in human history.
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>>157740048That WOULD explain a lot, until you realize it's Jimmy Haslam and the Browns doing Jimmy Haslam and the Browns things. This is the same guy pounding his desk to draft Manziel and a 28 year old Brandon Weeden
>>157740057idk man trading with Jewish slave ships seemed like a worse deal historically
>>157740061>tfw he drafted Manziel because a hobo told him to
>>157738605>>157738605>>157738605>>157738605NEW
>>157740053When the 9ers were down half their team and Shanahan did his usual spill the sphagetti? Yes. I hate the 9ers more than any other team in the league because I want them to win.
>>157739910I see a steadily improving blowjob hole. Madison's got her priorities straight.
War has changed.It's time to fire Matt LaFag and hire Brian Flores as HC
I'm gonna post a lot of Bo Nix in the next thread and there's nothing (You) can do to stop it
Which coach is the first one to get the axe?
>>157740084And I'll be watching you via hidden cams while maaturbating
>>157740085saleh
>>157740085Head Coach or playcaller?>HCBowel Movement >playcaller Chris Shula
The disconnect between a team’s name and its players’ origins makes the entire enterprise uninteresting. Thought I'd let you guys know I hate sports. You barely have anything in common with them at the end of the day. You could find a deeper connection racing turtles. If you met the guys you fawn over for real they would not be your friend, and you'd be lucky if they came from outside some diverse city where you're all the same shade of libshit. Fuck you guys.
>>157740093I don't give a shit who or what they're like. I just want my team to win.
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>>157740101And if your team was filled with people who didn't speak English and want your race fucking dead?
>>157739863How did you forget AGAIN?>women are retards
