Zverev with a Trophy editionNo girls allowed>Scoresflashscore.com/tennis>ScheduleChallenger tournaments Tiburon 125 (Damm), Szczecin 125 (Diaz Acosta), Guangzhou 2 100 (Mochhizuki!), Rennes 100 (Mannakino!), Phan Thiet 4 50, Biella 50, and Davis Cup 'action' later in the week>Streamshttps://freestreams-live1g.pk/jokertvguide.sx/tennis-10---9d321bb2.htmlhttps://vkvideo.ru/@popovodutennisa/liveshttps://tennisonline.im/https://www.vipleague.tv/Previous>>157730475
behave yourselves
>>157741558>Challenger tournaments Tiburon 125 (Damm), Szczecin 125 (Diaz Acosta), Guangzhou 2 100 (Mochhizuki!), Rennes 100 (Mannakino!), Phan Thiet 4 50, Biella 50, and Davis Cup 'action' later in the weekGrim
>>157741570calm down
>>157741558K1NG 0F N€W Y0RK
Is he the best looking tennis player ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hae2vCNoOfIremember when Djokovic almost killed a woman?
>>157741596No body cares about Djokovic anymore, he's finished and forgotten
Redditors will support Lindsay Clancy killing her 3 kids, but shit on zverev for life for pushing some broad once, make it make sense
>>157741596If he didn't do this, he would be probably at his oh-so-desired number 25 (not that he needs it, but it's clearly something he wants and now regrets never having). I also wonder if Thiem and Zverev's careers would be different if they got beaten there by Djoker in the final and semi respectively. A lot of butterflies here.
I genuinely have no memory of any "asian swing" tournaments since about 2018
Since Zverev is pretty much going to end the year as no. 2 (unless Sinner keeps exiting masters), this means I could hypothetically scalp a quarter-final Sincaraz AO ticket. However, at this point there are doubts whether those two will ever create a kino display ever again
>wins as many slams as Alcaraz and Sinner combined in a calendar yearThe big three? More like the big Z.
>>157741820The fact that Sinner has confirmed Vienna but not Shanghai makes me think he's skipping the outdoors tournaments in Asia and will be back indoors. Given the skips and rustiness after months of not playing, there might even be a Zverev reaching number 1 angle here. But that's assuming Zverev doesn't start taking it easy of course.
>>157742073Z stands for quality>Z fighters from Dragon Ball>Böhse OnkelZ>Blue Lock, Team ZZverev is the protagonist, his next challenge to beat the man that's more PED than human, Jannik Sinner
By the end of the year sinner will be back to mogging everyone, Alcaraz too. Zverev will underperform and suffer a shock loss in Australia. Blockx will then begin his rise to the top.
>>157742084>>The fact that Sinner has confirmed Vienna but not Shanghai>another 1.5 months SinnerlessJust kill me now. Release the cyanide gas, I'm ready for death.
>>157741571good to see tennis gain traction in the black community as well
>>157741558He is still a subhuman
>>157742084Asian swing especially Shanghai might be too physically demanding for our ginger doper (remember he lost last year to Griekspoor very early). Makes sense for him to skip it and focus indoors. But he might have some rust (big if since he's Sinner) when he comes back. Zverev could get the number 1 when the rankings drop before the Finals, but I highly doubt he'll get a better score there than Jannik so I don't think he'll be year end numero uno
Look at you, Ben. Look at that chest still heaving, still trying to suck in the air Arthur Ashe Stadium just stole from you. Did you really think the noise of twenty-thousand people could build a wall high enough to stop me? Did you honestly believe a 140-mile-per-hour serve and a little bit of American swagger were going to alter destiny?You fought. I’ll give you that. You screamed, you flexed, you played the hero for a crowd that desperately wanted a fairytale. But all you did was prolong the execution. You made yourself bleed for a dream that was never yours to touch. You shouldn't have resisted, Ben. Resisting only makes the collapse hurt more. When you swing at a mountain with everything you’ve got, the mountain doesn't break—your bones do.You thought this night was about your rise. You thought you were the next chapter of this sport. But you need to understand your exact place in the architecture of what I am building. You are not a rival. You are not a threat. You were nothing but a tiny grain of sand on my road. A speck of dust that blew across the court for a couple of sets before I stepped forward and crushed it beneath my heel.This trophy isn't the finish line. This is just fuel. I am coming for twenty-six titles. 26. Let that number burn into your mind. That is the number that will rewrite tennis history, the number that will erase every name that came before me and every loud, arrogant kid who thinks a big serve makes a legend. I am not here to share an era with your generation. I am here to consume it. I am building a legacy so tall that players like you will spend your entire careers living in its shadow.So pack your bags, take your sympathetic applause, and go back to the locker room. Tell yourself whatever you need to hear to sleep tonight. But every time you walk onto a center court from this day forward, remember the feeling of tonight. Remember the wall you ran into. You were just sand, Ben. And the road to 26 has only just begun.
>>157742413
>>157742488This whore experienced ass to mouth last night
I hate every male I see from Felix A to Alex Z
>>157741596what even happened here? it's just a slow ball.
>>157742488Your girl is going
So the only way for sascha to not choke is to forget about the score. Big brain
>>157742650Felix is 100% hateable. I still have no clue how he's a top 5 player.
Henman's face hehhttps://youtu.be/O6_g3K93Ces?t=118
>>157742829I hate his teeth gap
>>157742772>"It's actually funny, you know, tennis teachers always tell me, just play each point, forget about the score. Well, that point, I forgot about the score, and it helped me!"
Happy belated JM to everybody who celebrates
>>157742084I don't see why Zverev doesn't go for it now that it's in reach. Likewise, I don't see why Sinner would push to retain it so soon after coming back from injury. Zverev is now ahead in the live race, and isn't Sinner defending more points than him in the fall? Zverev's gotta be the favorite now for year-end #1.
>>157743126And to you fellow Councillor
>>157743508>2-7 against top 10>YE #1BASED
I for one acknowledge Herr Sascha Zwerew von Hamburg as the true King of /atp/
>>157743508Not sure I'd call him the favourite given his hc performances outside of slams. Becoming #1 is definitely the next goal for him, but how much motivation is he immediately gonna muster up after a second slam win for your Shanghai and Tokyo Open and the likes? Sinner still has a decent lead.
>>157742488As someone who understands women, she will never forget seeing a 6ft6 aryan ubermensch absolutely buck break his weak black boi bf, she's probably gonna dump him in a few months since she won't be as attracted to him anymore
>is supposedly unstoppable and insanely consistent>ends the year with one single measly slamWhat in the world went wrong?
>>157743791Djokovic showed up at the AOHe took a Masters record over the RG titleWon WimbyHurt his knee so couldn't play USOPretty typical pro year imhofampai. Getting beat by the GOAT because he was better that day and then gassing yourself out is a never ending storybook of pro tennis life
>>157743881I thought he was finished now. Also Roger didn't play this year.
>>157743741it's actually true, women only see the wrodl through comparisions, they are never content if they think they can have better. in a way men are the same but it's about earning and providing for men while women only think about their "servants"
>>157743897he's not finished if he gets night matches and several walkovers
>>1577435905 of 7 losses are from one guy lol
>>157744570How many years until the Ethan Quinn reverses this trend?
>>157744601what a terrible and desperate attempt to be funny
>>157744601he's no cruz hewitt unfortunately
>>157744570at least non euros won has the most prestigious laver cup last year
>>157744671what a terrible and desperate attempt to be funny
>>157744659Don't hate him because of his post. Hate him because he's French like a normal German
>>157744692But I like France and their languageThe French in Nice were lovely when I was there
So what is there to watch next
>>157744947The Rock (1996)
>>157744947Challenger shit on atp website or Chengdu next Wednesday
>>157744805yeah, i bet it was pretty nice
>>157745087KEK
Is it just me or is there almost no hype about Zverev in Germany
>>157745232nobody gives a shit about tennis in DEUTSCHLANDthey also did not care about kerber 10 years ago
>>157745232It was the first thing on the radionews when I drove to work today. It might get him some contracts but I guess all his shenanigans and these awful gameshows left scorched earth
>>157745232The world outside of Italy and Spain left tennis behind in the late 90s and 2000s when American football and basketball became so mainstream there was no room for anyone else.
>>157745415you what
In hindsight, they could have called the match right here: >>>/wsg/6233963>>157745232Why would there be? Germany does not care about Tennis.Last time it was on regular free TV was ages ago. It has disappeared into shady pay-TV channels.Same thing with F1: When that disappeared from regular free TV in 2012, that was F1's death sentence in Germany.
Jason knew what would happen
Wat nou?
>>157741699did you point that out to them? if not, you should
>>157746085F1 ratings have dropped over here as well since they moved to Apple TV
Really makes you think
>>157746496He knew his knee was fucked if he was entertaining memerev as number 1
>>157742718is she dennis rodmans duaghter??
Two weeks of nothingness until 500s week starting on the week of 28th September, followed by Shangai masters Oct 5th.Laver cup, davis cup shit until then.Hangzhou 250 at least has the relevant russians next week
>>157745232relly not surprised.i have no problem wiv him or his success. i liked his speechedbut bro is unwatchable and i just wish that the times sinncaraz poolapsed like somewun more new and watchable could winjust is unaesthetic watching this opening for new slam champs slip into somewun who has been all over the shop and failed and not doing anyfing different to get success but play unwatchable tennis that he lose to all other big guyz wivjust sad not seeing a new up and comer come into this gap i have no problem wiv zverev. hes okay. but its boringmaybe thats why germany dont like him
Black twitter is claiming Ben Shelton isn't black. Therefore, he is white.
>>157747745>Best black african american player of the last 50 years is white
Looked at the clock just there and had a moment of "Oh I should see what tennis is on" before I remembered :(
Other sports exist fellas
>>157747814Yeah, golf and sumo
Flashscore tab just sitting there wanting to be touched but you know the magic is gone so you don't even bother anymore
What happened to Kouame?Guy was supposed to be the new Nadal, yet he vanished
As a casual, I can't imagine watching non-major tennis.
>>157743791He had like 5 consecutive masters
>>157747745honestly its not hard to shift the boundary a bit and say "person of color" though like the uk broadcast did, while townsend did call him black
>>157747781theres womans tennis on
>>157747901It's comfy, try it.Always fun to see some randos win.Also there's South American clay 250s
>>157747745You just know they would be calling him black if he won lol
>>157747474Lul forgot Andy Murray was too weak to get AO or French Open
>>157747845Sumo lasts conveniently long enough to hold me until next tenny
>>157748171he won the two that matter
>>157748365I'd argue French and Wimby are the two that matter most. If USO or Australia was on something other than hard courts that would really round out the surfaces too. You'd feel like a calendar grand slam was really a year's mastery. The issue is there's no fourth outdoor surface that can replace the hard courts at the AO or USO. Wood, linoleum, carpet, they're all indoor surfaces and no one is willing to bring them back. Maybe sand if they wanted to make clay look actually fast lol. Clay in AO would be the rudest shit on the planet. No only do you have to do 2-3 shots more than clay, but you have to do it in January in Australia. It'd make a hot French Open look like Mallorca.
why do people hate him again
>>157751805Because he allegedly beat up women(I wish he actually did)
>>157749744They should just make hardcourts play quicker again so it’s not like having 3 clay court majors
>>157747994>coloryank detected
>>157751805People don’t like boring pushers who choke a lot
>>157751805AI. I don't believe he cares about his kid
>>157749744>>157752669It would be kinda cool if, say, AO's courts stayed as they were, but make the USO courts faster. That way the two hardcourt majors are different and one of them brings serve-and-volley back with modern racquets and player conditioning for kino memes.
>>157747994they should have just called him the first mulatto
Any Dalla Valle ultras present?
>>157747666Yeah. Though he never acknowledged her. I'm not sure if they've even met.
>>157755781He was with her mother still together when they she was little, so he met her of course. But since the breakup he didn't really give a shit about her and her brother. Dennis is a NBA legend, his daughter a some soccer player that dates a guy too shit to win a Slam. He's most likely ashamed of her, she would need to drop Benny and get a serious job and not beg for daddy's millions
>>157755738For me? Matisse Bobichon
>>157755858>24>number 605 in the worldHow do these guys earn a living with bumfuck ITFs and Challengers?
>>157741594no, that's meand no, i won't post pic
>>157755878With 25k career prize money obviously they can't. They just have a second job, Vacherot is the best example
>>157755899Maybe Matisse has a sideline as a painter KEK
>>157755781She's said he has a shit father and controlling when he was around. She's given up on him after he essentially ghosted her some years ago.
Who will be be next new slam winner?
>>157756733Spending the night with two uggos while his girlfriend takes Zverev's cock.
>>157756746>thinking about another man's dick
>>157749744dont put aus open on the same level as a tournament that has been around since 1880s and has been played more than wimbledon (139 times vs 146 times)
There should be anti-gravity slam played in space suits. Moonballing would get a new meaning.
they really love paris
>>157757072https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_syndrome>Paris syndrome (in Japanese: パリ症候群, Pari shōkōgun) is a sense of extreme disappointment exhibited by many individuals when visiting Paris, who feel that the city does not live up to their expectations. The condition is commonly viewed as a severe form of culture shock. The cluster of psychiatric symptoms has been particularly noted among Japanese tourists, perhaps due to the way in which Paris has been idealized in Japanese culture.
>>157756772This is gAyTP Sir
>>157755977Uncultured MfsWent for a boozy walk int he country
>ChingChong seasonTime to catch up on some games and anime I guess
>>157757774We won't even get Asian swing kino until next week. Feels pretty shitty
Drapists…….
still watching tennis huh?
Has anybody ever only beaten 2 top 10 players and finished the year winning two slams?
>>157741558challenger 100+ numbers 1 seeds status:>Diaz Acostadone lost>Mochizukidone lost>Mannarinoabout to start>Dammnot even there, on a bunch of entry lists online with the latest from friday but not actually in the draw, so>Zhengtonight
>>157758288he came out?
>>157758385He was gay, Jack Draper?
Not sure about this paying attention to challengers meme
>>157758513This, but with tennis past 2018 in general
>>157756982Plus the fact that it was largely skipped until the late 80s and didn't award the same points/prize money until the 90s.
The Australian Open is just better, though
>>157757774>animehow ironic
le light-show
Dis doo name semen pancake
Fuck it, have a vintage match.https://youtu.be/6of9jjYy6eY
>>157758658You just know 1999 4chan would be calling Agassi a weak era vulture.
>>157758658Crazy how Agassi went from goofy haircut to being bald. Is he the only goated bald tennis player? Not counting Nadal, of course.
>>157758529no one cares about the 80s, fact is the US open has been the meme slam for a while now and the AO is well respected
>>157747901don't listen to that faggot. 250 and 500 tournaments are SHIT. nobody takes them seriously. nobody makes an effort. it's either 1000, GS, olympics or tour finals
>>157755899don't know wtf you're talking about. vacherot is already a multimillionaire who lives in monaco.
AO is POWERRG is ENDURANCEWB is MASTERYUS is....
>>157759581AVOIDANCEas in not playing enough to get injured during the season
>>157748184Red pill me on sumo
>>157759534Before his break through he was just a regularly dude trying to make a living. Monaco isn't full of millionaires, people working in the restaurants=millionaires? Monaco police=all millionaires? They have even a plumbing company=all millionaireshttps://www.noaro.comZoomer have this strange fantasy only rich people live in Monaco
>>157741820top tier frog n player
>>157759707Watch the NHK Japan highlights on YouTube and see if it's for you. t. Turbo omega cazzy
>>157758845The AO is fun and respected, but it’s not the USO. Players would rather win it than the AO.
>>157761328There is literally no difference in slams except Wimby which clears. (Except if you are a nation of that cunt I guess)
>>157758658No saint petros no buy
Happy Wendelken Wednesday folks
>>157758658>Medvedev losing a final while 2-0 upcursed surname
>>157762902>Thanasi Thursday
>>157761328the only reason anyone cares about ao is because its the slam djokovic farmednadal has french openfederer has wimbledondjokovic has australian open
>>157765004The contrast between Djokovic and Nadal with their tournaments they farmed is really funny.RG eternally cemented Nadal's footprint into the court, meanwhile, australians hate Djokovic because he didn't want to take the jab.
>>157765004What does Sinner have? Where's his arc?
>>157766209All Masters only Djokovic has them too. Winning h2h against Novak and Zverev
AO is fun, everyone is all recovered after the off-seasonDon't @ me
We need Hangzhou and we need it now!What the hell happened with this week's scheduling.I want none of this in 2027
>>157766216Nice, he needs to brutalize a tournament though, 8 titles at least, could even be a masters event or atp finals.I'll check where he is more dominant.
Ok Sinner must place all bets in the tour finals or Miami, he needs to reach 8 there, he is at two in both.He is on a two consecutive title tun in the tour finals.It's alwyas indoor hard, suits him.
>>157749744I wonder if the surfaces will ever change
>>157766254These will stay the same.I'm curious on what surface will they held the Saudi slam though
/atptennis/ when?
>>157759903>people working in the restaurantsthey live in Nice/Villefrance-sur-Mer. I've been there and have taken the train several times. After 4/5 pm it gets extremely crowded because everyone wants to go back home to Nice after work. Vacherot is a multi.
Ah, the slums of Nice, almost as reprehensible a hive of scum and villainy as the banlieues of Leganes
TEAMS - MEN:Davis Cup - World Group II (World)Syria - Lebanon
>>157766657Vacherot isn't a multi-millionaire. That's his career prize money, half of that is already deducted through income taxes, coaches, travel and those things. Then you have to look how expensive the property prices and rental prices are, two bedrooms apartment are more than €10k in Monaco. Yes he's wealthy, but he has less than 2 million in the bank
>>157766783I thought they didn't have income tax in Monaco (though he'd still get taxed by whatever jurisdictions the tournaments he plays in are in)You'd also need to look at sponsorships for a more accurate picture
>>157766787H PA, s the income taxes in the country he is winning his prize money, doesn't matter where he lives. I doubt Vacherot has big sponsors, he's not famous. That won't be big bucks
>>157766814*He pays the income taxes
/atp/ - Valentin Vacherot Finances General
Koenig voice And Daniel Rincon has found the corner again!
For me, it's gotta be Hunter Heck
>>157766833doesn't look like a hunter
Hunter Heck when Gatherer Shit walks in
>>157766209He's 24
You know who had an arc? Yannick Noah
>>15776695225
>>157766973>arcLike a Fery?
>>157766833Asian Ben Shelton
>>157766989
why there are no good looking top female players anymore?
Bruh there’s a Northern Mariana Islands player in the Canton challenger
>>157767262Can't wait for when slams will be held in Heard and McDonald Islands, New Caledonia, Cayman Islands, Guam, UAE and Saudi Arabia thanks to on-going mainland wars.
>>157767383>Heard and McDonald Islands, New Caledonia, Cayman Islands, GuamSunken from rising sea levels>UAE and Saudi ArabiaNuclear fallout from World War 3You'll get the French Open in the Swiss Alps and the Australian Open on top of Uluru
>>157767401Surely one of these meme islands isn't going to sink. We gotta move to Christmas Island.
When do the Huangzhou qualifiers start?Surely saturday very early on in the day for Europeans?What can we expect from it?
>>15776755732million populatipn im the metro area, crazy stuff.But at least is not some unknowm city, it's Canton after all.I thought it was some random one from huangzhou name.Does Cantão/Canton also ring a bell to any of you, while huanghzou really doesn't?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0aDlwyKRJ0
Kinda crazy how you all "recent" one-slam-wonders are have only US Opens. Are clayrats a dead meme?
>>157767714I hope so. We need a new slur for hard court merchants. Clayrats, grassbeetles... Hardroaches?
>>157767780Hardtards
for me its novak novakovic
>>157767714it has nothing to do with the tournament itself and everything to do with the placement on the calendarif it was swapped with australian open it would probably be 6 as well but no one wants to play in flushing in the middle of winterlook at the different atp tour finals winners over the same time
>>157767840It's obvious that fatigue of top players at the end of the season is a factor on why the USO has more champions. But it's still surprising that it's the only slam with one time slam winners. You would expect some sudaca or another sp*niard to win RG in all that time, like in the late 90s and early 2000s, à la Costa or Gaudio
>>157767676https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PfrRohey-w
>The Rafa Nadal Academy will kick off the celebrations for its tenth anniversary next Saturday, October 3. >@RafaelNadal will participate in the “Rafa Nadal Academy Slam,” which will be joined by some friends and big names in this sport.rafabros we are going for 23
>>157768956>has never won EastbourneGrim.
>>157767780tryhards
>>157767780grasswombles, tardcourters
>>157768956Will he really be playing?I will definitely tune in for that, would even if it was at the same time as a slam final.Love me Nadal me
Dedura quintessencially German Palomero is on
>>157769183he will be playing but i think he said when he hit with eala it was the first time he played in a while
>>157769665What's his story?
these wilson us open balls suckwhat is the best tennis ball on the market
Only hit fearhands Backhands should be sliced or run around
>>157773669Why are you back in the US?
>>1577737309/11 25th
>>157773669no
>>157773916h2h almost as bad as Nolefils
They’re eating up /ourguy/ because he said he could beat Rybakina
>>157774642i could beat rybakina too iykwim
>>157774642Why the fuck would this even be a topic of discussion he has to answer?
>>157774642You can finally answer yes to that question now that Sabalenka is no longer number 1
Are we aready for the return of Holger Rune tomorrow?
>>157774642He has won one Slam match his whole career, no Rybakina would beat him. this guy is not a pro he's an amateur
>>157776629Moller v Dimitrov finna be backhand kino
I for one will welcome the return of Rune’s mum and sister to the tour
>>157776681His mom is smoking, a pack of Marlboro everyday
>>157773669absolutely not
>>157776648Surely Dimitrov won't withdraw and they'll out some literally who Bulgarian wonderkid in his place
>>157776648>95% slice
Forgot that India beat the dutchies lol
For me? Carlo Alberto Caniato versus Izan Amazon Valiente
School's in
>>157776773>Amazon ValienteSounds like a new spyware browser.
>>157776785>2 aces to 17Volumetric
Bernie leading in Guangzhou
>>157774642appearing on on some kick faggot's stream in and of itself is a way bigger red flag, this is just stating shit everyone knows
>>157776629Holger Rune at this point is more forgotten than Jack Draper
We live Bobichonbros
/tennis/ vs /atp/
SWAG
>>157778726Looks like a shitty 90s boy band
>>157778772nah
>>157778560Wide breedable hips on Franco.
>>1577787264 of these bums don't deserve to stand here. The worst part is there isn't 4 other real tennis players to replace them
>>157778726we didnt know how good we had it
RIP Salisbury
Tryna think who would be your actual Berdych/Tsonga/Ferrer level players in the top 10 if they could actually stay fitRune? Drapist? Karatsev? Van Rijthoven?
>>157779068Only Rune, if that
>>1577788014?
>>1577805795, you're right.
There's a Bryce Nakashima? Was wondering why the fuck B. Nakashima was playing the coveted Tiburon Challenger.
>>157778862
>>157781274Young Davydenko... Young Del Potro... Young Djokovic...
Cruzza under major pressure from Simakin
Cruzza crumbling
Cruzza got crushed
>>157778560One is about tennis and the other isnt Pretty obvious, no?
Real g hours
>>157778726>>157778862we should rename the /atp/ to /bum/
>>157787592Any random guy in the top 500 could beat every single female tennis player alive So who are the bums, really
CHUNG HYEON
>>157787607>play best of 3 in slamslmao women
I've been thinking quite a bit about tennis and why the men's tour is in the state it's in. Here are my conclusions, backed up by over a billion tokens of top tier AI models.>China swing is too short>American swing is too short>too many events in EuropeI also think it's time to sell the Australian Open. Melbourne is a shit city and it's time for a more responsible nation to carry Fourth Slam. Suggestions?
>>157788062As a Melbournite, I strongly disagree. Keep the slam where I can watch it in person
>>157788062>American swing is too shortThey have two separate swings and four M1000s, greedy fuckers, and it's only by the will of Signor Gaudenzi that they don't have more
Let's go Chungus
Was Chung's serve always this...low energy? Or did he change it because of injuries?
We've got it all today. Olmer-Dimitrov. Rune-Radulov. Ruud-Rigele Te. Vacherot-Vasa. FONSECA-Stricker. Wawrinka-Heise. BUSE-Hernando Jose Escurra Isnardi. Tien-Mensik. Lehecka-Shelton. Failix-Halys. BOBICHON-SCHOOLKATE.How does one even watch Davis Cup
>>157788476>IsnardiThe hispanic Isner?
Short answer: No—Spain has never produced a true “servebot” in the classic ATP sense. But there are a few Spanish players who came closer than people remember. Why Spain hasn’t produced a real servebotA “servebot” in tennis means someone whose game is overwhelmingly built on massive serving: extremely high ace counts, low break‑point frequency, and lots of tiebreak-heavy matches.The archetypes are Isner, Karlović, Raonic, Opelka, Mpetshi Perricard—all non‑Spanish players.Spain’s tennis culture and player development historically emphasize clay‑court grinding, heavy topspin, long rallies, and return consistency, not serve-first tennis. So the pipeline simply doesn’t produce the body types or game styles that lead to servebot profiles. Closest Spanish candidates (none are true servebots)1. Feliciano LópezThe closest Spain has ever come.
Goryeo numbah wanBharat not yet tennis superpower
>>157787607He wasn't comparing men to women it was about men's tennis alone.
I think the end of the year is weird with the Asian swing and then Euro Indoor swing. I think having all indoor events in Asia makes more sense. But I don't complain... Paris masters is always fun
>>157787682They're seriously considering BO3 for men's grandslams because of the demanding nature of today's game.
>>157788843Who is they? All I've heard is "nooooo you're not allowed to complain about the late finishes because you're not suggesting a solution unless you change the format" but everybody is suggesting solutions and nobody is suggesting changing the format
Zverbros...
>>157788856It's an option along with others - didn't mean to imply it's more likely than others but I'm not so dismissive of the likelihood it could happen when I hear it being discussed because it would help organisers with scheduling grandslams and they are sellout cunts.
>>157788898old man becker agrees so it's nonsense
chingchongdingdong
All they do is complain while we win slams. Feels good to be a Z chad.
belgjes haha>The ATP 250 in Brussels will change venues mid-tournament.>Play through Oct 22 is in the ING Arena. QFs, SFs & final move to Palais 5, also at Brussels Expo, from Oct 23.>The ING Arena is booked PLK Oct 24, Djadja & Dinaz Oct 25, Duran Duran Oct 26. The final is the 25th.https://x.com/Parsa_Nemati/status/2100182173529915674
>>157789002This ball bouncing topic is so hypocritical when there have been plenty of other extreme bouncers and lack of a clock abusers who won stuff.
>>157789012What is the point? They couldn't book the bigger venue for the early rounds?
>>157789040the ing arena (palais 12) is the bigger venue anon
>>157789020>people did it in the past so they should be able to do it nowAppeal to tradition fallacy swatted away
>>157789506That wasn't my point. Excessive ball bouncing was annoying in the past and it still is annoying now. He should stop with that shit, but he won't because umpires are pussies and the rule for bouncing before second serves without a clock is retarded. I generally dislike any sort of timewasting. Doesn't have to be bouncing. Nadal taking 2 hours before every serve for his wholesome ticks wasn't any better. It's just that Zverev is doing it and winning slams, now so everybody is coming out of the woodworks to criticize and mock it. Not like him bouncing the ball is even some new habit either. USO even had a ball bouncing time stat or some shi this time. Guarantee they wouldn't have put up one for a hecking wholesome player.
Guys theres no tennis anymore. Please cease posting about the ATP
I watched the US Open final while cuddling with my naked gf and after the winners ceremony we had kinky sex :3Just wanted to share this belated news since I was absent that day.
>>157789638Not true
>>157789715Bernard "Savior" Tomic
>>157789815The only hope for Aussie tennis
>>157789630All that cope just for me?
I read someone saying bouncing is particularly annoying cause every single one could be the last but you never know when it's gonna end. At least with Rafito's autistic rituals once he steps up to the plate you know he's gonna pitch.
If these retards think ball bouncing is annoying they would have hated the slow play of Ivan Lendl before the shot clock was invented
>>157789002>Zimps
>>157790130Domeztic Violence Victimz
>>157789864What does that even mean
>>157789838My Hunter Heck stocks are mooning
>>157790188lol
THE Johan Alexander Rodriguez?
>>157787592>loses to bu>reaches top 10 anyway
The fuck, I blinked and I missed Mensik-Tien
>>157789630I skipped most of the slam, but watched a few Zverev matches and was amazed at how much commentators (eurosport English) and media complained about it. You never heard complaints when Nadal and Djokovic were doing the same or even worse.
>Still unconfirmed and we genuinely struggle to believe this but more and more reports are saying Juan Carlos Ferrero will be coaching Jannik Sinner in 2027
>>157790396I haven't heard anything about Cahill retiring since the last time he agreed not to retire yet, and I'm sure we would've heard of him retiring before JCF getting hired. You can't have them both, that's not fair.
>>157790396Makes no sense for Sinner to depart with Cahill. Jodar? Sure, the absolutely disgraceful showing against some random Mongolian sheepherder should convince him that daddy alone isn't enough.
>>157788381I think I heard he changed it because of his back
Lehecka taking it to the world #4, slam finalist, and two time Masters 1000 champion Benjamin Todd Shelton
>>157789891Part of Nadal's serve routine was interrutping his bounces so he could wipe his face or adjust his clothes or similar shit.>>157790393That is exactly my point. Not that Zverev's ball bouncing is secretly exciting. It's just dishonest narratives as usual.
Do I stay up for Rune or do I take a nap and wake up for Fonseca?
>>157790263Apologise to clutchmaster Botic
I will NOT register to watch ze davis cup
This is the spectacle we got in store for tomorrow
buse tonight
>>157790784Rune, Vacherot, Knaff, Fonseca and Buse on the same day!
Not to mention Stan is pure ageism
The fucking catarina line hitter
>>157790855Not too excited about Stan's 2026 performances anymore tbqhw
>>157790946Who cares?
>>157790985I mean it's rough seeing him play anymore. I guess the match with Berrettini at Wimbledon was pretty good for his old man standards, but most other matches have sucked.
>>157791008Yeah they have I wouldn't contest it but we don't tune in to a player's final matches of their career for the standard it's more about the feels
Shelton lost, back to irrelevancy, he was just another pretty face all along
What kind of Chinese Name is Rigele?
>>157791619sounds slovenian to me
double double chins at the fonseca stricker matchfats
can someone explain why rank 500 shitters are suddenly able to beat top 30 players in davis cup
these official streams are so ghetto
I've had it with this fat sack of fucking lard
>>157792547lmfaaaaaaoooo
>>157792397talmbout sticker? sticker was fonseca before fonseca was a thing
>>157792646*stricker ffs
Lüthi looks kinda rough after the stooped working for Fred
There's a 2nd Nakashima
>Andrew Paulson>Czech player of Bulgarian descent
>>157793226Do NOT call this man if someone shows up at your door claiming to be a WADA drugs tester.
Never doubted the Fonz
>>157793690Did anybody catch the Rune match? Did he look fat?
/biz/ idea: japan gets a major but its played on these shitty omnicourts
>>157794348Consulted the highlights and the prince of Denmark is looking sharp
Busers, why are we going life or death with the world number 2151?
Wawrinka bros..... it can't go on like this forever Lord
>>157794503Why do asians keep trying to make the game slower and shittierFirst soft tennis and now this shit
>Buse actually going to a third set with this giga shitterBeyond grim. This Paraguyan guy has played 5 matches so far in all of 2026 and lost 4 of them. Last year he played 10 matches and lost 8.
>>157792646he brought it to my attention but>>157794754it seems to be true for multiple players
>>157773669Topkek
>>157794969Probably a combination of of the lower ranked shitter seeing this as an opportunity to prove themselves, they usually have the home crowd, they're not tired from USO and the other NA hard court matches. Or most players on tour are just frauds maybe.
He's an actual disgrace, holy shit
>>157795215Busepologize
>>157795262For struggling this much with a non-entity of a player? Not even sure I remember the last time I saw a player's ranking outside the top 2000.
Gotta say night time clay atmosphere is kino
Crowd is losing their mind over this historic Buse comeback lol
I think you guys place too much value on rankings
>>157795505You shouldn't pay much attention when it comes to determing who's better in the top 150 or so. But somebody not even in the top 1000 is undisputably a complete shitter.
Aint no fucking way this Buse nearly lose to a local Aldi worker
Whose idea was it to play Canada vs France in Quebec
rublev just admitted hes a fag (6 min in)https://youtube.com/watch?v=rEb3jF0HlKU
>>157795923I thought he was married
Halys more like Failys
>>157790946he beat THE arthur gea
Watching 2 Davis Cup matches in two contrasting court types clay and hard. I just realized clay court is my favorite court, balls bounce like kangaroo
>NZ
>>157797066I would crack up if they did a haka on the tennis courtFucking wouldnt put it past em they do that shit literally every chance they get and it gets cringier every single time
>>157797166if Zverev's allowed to bounce the ball a thousand times then why not
>reeeee zverev ball bounceWhy does this keep getting brought up as if it matters
it matters chud
Duckworth more like Suckworth
>>157797574It's le bad because it is, okay?
Duckworth more like Duckworthy
>>157797574ball bounce is code for domestic abuse
>>157797854>choke a bitch one time and everyone loses their mindThe older I get the more I think women not only deserve beatings, they need them.
Duckworth more like Duckworthless
Never posting Buse again
>>157798206Good. We don't want you. True Ibusers know to get the good with the bad.
Buse might be the greatest to ever do it
>>157798047KEK
>>157795390very true
>Zverev playing Davis Cup a week after USOBased?
>line judges
What happened to the grass?
>Schoolkate losing>Tomic losingDo I watch Slamrev or the Prince of Clay? Or a livestreamed African safari?
>>157800355Based retard, they will fuck up anyway and he should focus on chasing #1, it won’t get easier than thisBut in principle, it is based
>>157801516Rune vs Dimitrov is about to start so that's an option as well.
>Otto in charge of keeping >us aliveHow good is Vacheroo on fast indoor hard?
>>157802182Wouldn't say he's particularly amazing indoors. Remember Fraudix mauling him in Paris last year. But he also has barely any relevant indoors showings so hard to say much.
>>157801929>two guys in red shirts, white shorts, and white backwards capsDoesn't help that Davis Cup matches always have shitty camera angles for some reason
>>157802287Small humble indie event prease understando
>>157802238Thanks.First few games have all been pretty tight, seems like a good match coming.
Zverev struggling a bit with THE Matej Dodig. Wouldn't be surprised if he loses the second set.
>>157802388Dodig limping and wanted a medical before the breaker. Surely our slam champ closes it out now.
Copenhagen DJ has primo taste in dadrock
is it harder for bouncerev to get away with the bouncing at davis cup?
>>157802472The more tense the match the more he bounces. Not that much tension when he's facing some Croatian literal who in a Davis Cup match.
>>157802499>The more tense the matchthe better the player the more he needs to cheat
>>157802559This, but with Draper
>>157802599it doesn't compare to constant bouncing so there's no point in acting like it does.. for some reason this choke artist thinks he's worthy of doing something nadal and djoko only got away with because of their high ability and being respected so much
>>157802719calm down
>>157802719>you should be able to do whatever you want if you're really, really goodSo if Zverev beat Sinner and won some more slams, it would be fine?
>>157802882Johnny Mac, Brad Gilbert and the ITIA would say so
>>157802918bunch of retarded cunts the lot of 'em
nederlandbroers!
>come on eileen at the eng-ecu matchféry cancer
>serve for the match>get brokenPoone
>>157802882who said they should be able to, certainly not me? they got away with it because they were big three so had the power and respect. bouncerev doesn't deserve any respect so naturally people are calling it out more and want the era of ballbouncing cunts to end
>>157802918their views could be hypocritical but still, the more people publicly calling it out the better and the more chance of regulation being applied
players used to kill themselves over under performing in davis cup
Feels like there's a meme nickname to be had from Jie Cui but all my brain's giving me is an obscure Game of thrones character
Look at you over there, Matej. Seriously, look at yourself. I sat down at this changeover, looked across the net, and genuinely had to ask my captain, “Who the hell is this kid?” Did Croatia completely run out of actual tennis players? Did they just pull some teenager off the Challenger tour because nobody else had the courage to step onto the court with me today?When I saw the name 'Dodig' on the scoreboard, for a brief second I thought, 'Okay, fine, maybe Ivan is stepping up for singles.' At least Ivan has a few Grand Slam doubles titles to his name. At least he’s been on the big stages. But then I look across the net and I see you. You’re not Ivan. You’re not even related to him! You’re literally just a random kid who happens to share a surname, getting a terrifying reality check on what top-tier tennis actually feels like.Do you have any idea who you are looking at right now? Look at me, Matej. I am a two-time Grand Slam champion. I am the world number two. I just won the US Open, and 6 days later, without taking a single day off, I am standing here carrying my entire country on my back. I am sitting here sweating in this packed arena because I belong at the absolute peak of this sport, while you are out here playing like this is just another Sunday match at a clay-court Challenger in Como or Genoa.Look around this arena. Ten thousand people didn't buy tickets to watch Matej Dodig line up a split-step or struggle to hold serve. They bought tickets to see a Grand Slam champion in his prime. You sit there clutching your racket when I hit a routine ball long, acting like we are peers. We aren't. We aren't even playing the same sport.So do me a massive favor for the rest of this match: drop the attitude. Stop glaring across the net like you're going to break my serve. Pick up your racket, get out to that baseline, and let me finish wiping you off this court so you can go straight back to playing Futures and Challengers where you actually belong.
Otto is one pathetic caricature of a tennis pro. So glad I didn't go watch this shit in person.
>>157804068how is it pronounced?
Might become a Carlo Alberto Caniato ultra
Shelton lost again?
>>157806350Hasnt won a match since Tiafoe
Inshel is finished
When does Katie Swan play?
>>157806350CCC (cucks can't cope)
Stan vs Fonz cancelled ffs
I don’t have the brain power to understand the ways of the coupe de Davis
>Aliassmeme
>>157760468Every time I watch an Alcaraz match I always mutter to myself "man, this guy puts a shit ton of balls back in play."
Ben's 15 minutes of fame are over
Insert funny Zoomer meme >Ben lasted 1 Minute
Joe was playing??
is there male tennis on now? where is diss televised in uk?
>>157810056Buse vs Vallejo is on right now.
New Zealand sensation Anton Shepp? More like I-fuck Sheep KEK
>>157810308Real talk, when I visited New Zealand as a kid I refused to eat lamb in case some sheepfucker had fucked it
aBUSEd and betrayed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVFm8wu1NFQ
Why isn't table tennis popular outside China?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyl_XK_wURs
I wish I had 400 bucks to waste on a Federer HoF racket
Novak is LITERALLY the greatest GAY athlete of all timehttps://x.com/TennisChannel/status/2101376725644894328?s=20
>>157795923>>157816640Gayest fucking sport lmao
>>157817987It sounds like you just encountered a bizarre and frustrating online interaction. People online frequently project their own strange fixation onto harmless moments, especially when it comes to athletes and comedy sketches.
anon wants to talk about gay
>>157819129Nadal's thought in this moment: >Stupid sexy Federer
>>157819286Roger really was a cut above the other two in terms of style and looks
my davis cup runneth over
>>157816640Novak is not only a faggot, he loves the jews and blacks. All his fans are subhumans just like him
>>157820134Easy there Adolf, if I report your seethe-post to your retarded faggot government you're going away for life
>>157820269This hit home, didn't it? Your Idol is a faggot just like you, he hangs with blacks just like you, he believes in the same "God" just like your president that shits his pants everyday kek. And, come on cocksucker report me, or keep sucking black and jewish dicks like a good little dog
>>157816640>please like meSAD
In ten years people will change their tune on Zverev like they changed their tune on Novak
>>157820822>no one liked Djokovic >no one likes Djokovic>no one liked Zverev>???
>>157820822the zverev slams are just exposing the vultured djokovic slamsif anything the tune on novak is changing
>>157820926Nothing wrong with a Ben Shelton or Casper Ruud slam. Even a Berrettini slam or 8.
>>157820938nothing wrong with a cobolli slam
>>157821134I enjoyed this year’s cobolli classic
Put the towel down, Dino. Stop sweating before we even cross the threshold.You think taking a set off Novak in Melbourne made you a peer? You think a few viral highlight clips make you a threat? You’re a footnote, kid. A cute little story the commentators bring up when they need to fill dead air.Listen to that floor shake under your feet. That’s ten thousand Germans out there, and not one of them gives a damn about your potential. They didn’t buy tickets for a fairy tale. They came to watch me tear you to pieces.Look at the gap between us. I’m six-foot-six. I serve at 225 kilometers an hour. I’ve won Masters titles, I’ve stood on Olympic podiums, and I’ve dragged the absolute best players on earth through five-hour wars. You? You still smell like small-time Futures events. You’re used to playing in front of fifty people and a folding chair.You think you’re a gladiator? Let’s see how much fight you have left when my backhand is painting the lines and ten thousand fans are roaring in your face every time you choke.I’m going to make this court feel like a shrinking cage. In the first game, I’m taking your serve. By the third game, I’m taking your legs. And before the first set is even over, your team captain will be staring at his shoes, praying I finish this quickly so you don't leave Germany completely broken.This isn’t a learning experience, Dino. You’re not here to 'build character.' You’re meat for the grinder.Walk out there and take your beating.
that musetti aus open bottle is absolutely mind boggling fucking shitter wouldve kept the ohbh steak alive
>>157821649He’s gotten injured twice when leading 2-0 against Djokovic. Pretty weird but he’s made of glass so I guess it isn’t really.
>>157821819No he's just a fucking pussy who can't tough it out when he has a booboo. Many such cases in this day and age
THE Alex Molcan???
>>157822055I had a good nickname for him earlier but I thought “nah no one cares enough about Alex Molcan to meme him”And now I’ve forgotten it
>>157821328I really enjoy these chad Zverev scriptures
>>157822055>>157822082Deja vu >>135038895
>>157821876Built for bo3
>>157822172>enjoying AI slop>Grim
>>157822245AgreedLazy shite
Apologise to Stef
was never a doubting thomas muster
Apostologise
>Fery vs Andrade is cancelledMy whole week is ruined.
>Ferries that pass in the nightmaybe next time
Female commentator just called Zverev "the best player in the world" after beating Prizmic
>>157823354keep temperatures above 30°C and she isn't wrong. We have not yet seen the full potential of wristletraz
Based Zverev just called out the ITF for ruining Davis Cup
THEEE Angel Veliz?
winner-of-tournaments report:>1 drop racket and both hands in hair>2 backwards 'falls' onto the court, spread eagle>1 fall onto knees and cheer>1 drop racket and both hands in the air, also point to braceletthere you go
>>157826576missed opportunity
this week misses a cobolli
>>157829837>Very pretty.>Wears a bra.Doesn't this break the No Girls Allowed rule?
>>157832488>Very prettyProbably not a WTA player then.
>>157829837This is not the only male athlete Ive seen wearing such a thingWhy are they doing it
>>157833332measurements innit
>>157833332Gotta track absolutely everything
>>157833392>>157833583>the bra says you suck at tennis
>>157742413HOLY BASED
What do tennis players even track Coaches just vamos and tell you to hit harder
kids are so shit at backhands these days they would rather become ambidextrous than actually work on their fundamentals
>>157834022Amount of ball bounces, amount of arguments with the umpire, amount of complaints about the crowd, amount of celebrations over irrelevant points etc
>>157834022amount of metabolic energy expended by the body to heat a cool glass of water one degree
A second inexplicably Anglo-named Czech player has hit the tour Also Caniatolli bros we did it
>>157834395German bornProbably moved there for funding
>>157835141Spanish mafia get a bye for what reason?
>>157835265>Teams that win in the Qualifiers 1st Round progress on to the Qualifiers 2nd Round, where they are joined by one of the wild cards from the previous year's Finals. This year, 2025 runners-up Spain were given a wild card which meant they received a bye through to the Qualifiers 2nd Round.Basically if you made the final last year, you get to skip a round. If you won the whole thing, you're automatically in the final 8.
>>157835353Sounds like Bologna baloney to me
Who is Davi and why is he so bothered about his cup anyway?
>>157835822A gaudenzian gammock?
>Grigor Dimitrov yesterday after his Davis Cup loss: "A part of me left tennis when Federer and Nadal retired. I know Djokovic feels that way too, because I talked to him. We remembered together how it was when we had to face the biggest challenges of that era. I had to face the Best of all time week after week. It was an incredible feeling, something unrepeatable.I don't want to offend anyone from today's tennis but the stage with Big 3 has always been the biggest challenge in tennis for me "
>>157836348Even Kyrgios, who notoriously despised Nadal, was super sad when he retired.
Apparently the guy Ruud played in the Davis Cup (THE Nidunjianzan) is from Tibet and doesn't have a real first name. So he was given the name Fnu for US documents because it stands for First Name Unknown.
>>157836348didnt really win a lot more after the big 3 were out of the picture did he?
Fnu’s not unix
>>157837492interesting ty
Zero tennis on this Johannus Monday
>>157843641I hope this is AI
>>157843641nike is getting desperate
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