news:
OKAY I PULL UP
di gyaldem dey luv off mi big cloz meng
>>157744511My son!
>no Gane OPFaget
tomcels are taking the news badly
What's ciryl's stack?
>>157744520Shit fighters don't get OPs
Bones showed who the real man is (it ain't Gayne)
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
You now remember Tom Aspinall
>>157744562so now you come to the gates of the 'Cord hat in hand and tears in your eyes huh
>What's the kid's name again? Tomala? Yeah, we're thinking his next fight will be against Valter Walker
>>157744543>>157744562You're making tom look worse since he lost to this guy. In fact he lost so hard he got tko'd for a whole fucking year and lost the belt kek
Tom has been stripped for cheating
>>157744501I feel bad for Aspinall-kun. Hopefully he can heal his eye. He should come to America, the doctors are better here.
Tom signed his death warrant when he joined Matchroom
there is no way svettis isn't dumping tom, russkie wives are fairweather wmma, and they have the son and all
CIRYLGANE
>>157744501I think his eye will never be the same. Even if he gets better doctors. Eyes are very difficult to fix. Its always going to be a liability from now on. Tom is going to have to sacrifice his eye if he wants to fight again. I wonder if he's willing to be like Bisping and become blind in one eye.
It's time to play the Gane
As an unlucky fag of 20+ corneal tears i feel like tom heemed himself by getting panic surgeries instead of just letting the eye heal. It fucking sucks but ive had the same eye gouge in wrastling and I just dealt with it until it healed. Multiple surgeries sounds like he either got kwabbed by jew doctors or hes just being performative and is scared of either public reputation or hearn promised him more money to fight for him. Or he just is scared of being fucked by Gane.Ive torn both eyes and was literally unable to open them it was what I would consider rock bottom but this dudes opening his eye for pictures and to me if its that bad your eye isnt opening b
an honorable man would tell his followers to show respect to gane despite the circumstances, but tommy boy is a little mean girl like pereira. they're just thrilled to have fans ready to cancel anyone who's mean to them. good riddance.
ITALL ABOT THE GANAND HOW YOUNPLEYIRALL ABOUT TEH GANAND IFYOU CAM TAEK IT
>>157744562Bones is a freak of nature. His brothers too. They just have natural athleticism. I bet both his brothers can heem people easily too.
can't believe francis keeps winning. nigerian prince scammer fucking WON
>>157744745factual post>>157744750factualer post>>157744760factualest post
>>157744745Tom probably messed his eyes up a long time ago. I doubt that eye poke is what cause the full damage. Tom probably had previous damage from years of training. Hes been boxing since he was a kid. So his eye injuries go way back.
>>157744745He was on pod numerous times saying how terrified he was of losing his eyesight because he wants to see his kids get older and be able to play with them. I figure he got the eye poke, freaked out, got like 50 surgeries to fix it, then when he was sparring he just has faggy ptsd now and went " NO PLEASE ME FOOKIN' EYE! I'M NOT READY I'M NOT READY GIVE EM THE BELT" because he doesn't want to lose his vision.
>>157744720we have been patiently waiting for this day for a year now it brings tears to cheesy bean eyes i do not fear
Me orbitals gone. Destroyed.
>>157744745Tom's "surgeries" are injections and Lasik he's not having invasive eye surgeries
>>157744760His oldest brother just died a few months ago
fookin' gooted la'
ah can't fookin' see, why ya booin' I fookin' chopped me bollocks off for yew lot
>>157744784Well he will still have one eye to see with. I get why hes being careful. Losing eye sight must be horrible but at least he has a good eye. Some fighters get screwed with two bad eyes. He should retire if he is not willing to lose an eye like Bisping. Hes just not a dawg like Bisping was lying in eye tests and winning the belt with one eye. Tom should just do tv work and jujitsu competitions. Its over for him, his eye will never be 100% again.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6_n-MVrQoA
>Having two separate tests six months apart both showing the same kind of GHT-abnormal pattern is more consistent with an ongoing/progressive process (like glaucoma) than a single, one-time injury
my eye was a balloon
>>157744826I think so too. I heard it was during sparring in the gym that the 'accident' happened that made him realize he wasn't ready. Would be funny if someone else had eye poked him so it's like it wasn't even ganes fault lol
>>157744814Strange death, he was still young and an elite athlete. Might have been drugs. That heems alot of young people. Same thing probably happened to Charles friend. Dont do drugs B.
>>157744866enough about yer aki
I almost feel bad for Tom. Almost.But the show must go on.I told you losers he wouldn't fight again like a year ago, he can do clown boxing or coach MMA in Shitston Upon Stink or wherever the fuck.
schuab would've been top 5 today's HW b
>>157744830>Translation for normies that dont speak nerdTom's eyes been fucked for a minute and shows signs of progression in damage. So damage goes back to before eye poke. Tom likely messed his eye up from years of sparring. Gane's eye poke was just the last domino that knocked them all down.So Gane should not get full blame. Toms eye has been heemed for a while.
>>157744886is it gone purple la'? best see a doctor la' that's no joke you can't 'ave bevvies if yer dead la'
>>157744866Thats why I said drugs. Roids are drugs and being fat had nothing to do with it. Obviously the roids heemed him, same for charles friend. Roids are very dangerous, especially for the heart.
>>157744859He had a home defibrillator. Must have had longstanding heart issues, probably due to roids
>>157744595Jon great fighter but gay. Nothing wrong with that but it is what it is. Gane just sucks!
>>157744972Even putting aside the domestic abuse, that video of him with Hasbullah is creepy man
Why do all the UFC stars lose? Oh what a pity
>>157744965This is why NFL players die young, roids and other gear. They keep making a big deal about head trauma and CTE but I think roids are the main reason. With CTE you can still live your life for many years. Bunch of Brain damaged boxers make it to old age.
You want to know something? 99.999999999% of the time I don’t agree with people who say ‘robbery’. I watch the fight and the results are almost always blatantly clear when it gets to decision.The one and only time I have ever thought that the fight didn’t match up with the result was Volkov vs Gane.
>gane is champi've seen enough, bring back jones to rape this frog bitch one last time.
so is McMillen legit or not
>>157744784Its valid to be afraid but my left eye has been heemed so many times and I still have pretty good vision in it I just cant see far away small letters. I even just got a physical and passed the eye test. Tommy boy is a little histrionic
AAAANDDDD SOOOOO ANDDYYY CAN WAITHE KNOWS IT’S TOO LATEAS WE’RE WALKING ON BYYYYYHIS SOUL SLIDES AWAYYYYBUT DON’T LOOK BACK IN ANGER I HEARD YOU SAYYYY
>>157745093this is a gane thread please remain on topic
>>157744800Wow he went nutty about it then. Thats pure fear talking
connect me on the eyes
>son has the tism>had to wait a year to become undisputed >first title defense ended in NC due to a brown eyepoking him>boo'd by the fans>brown who eye poked him becomes champ>country filled with pakis and other brownsit's over mate
He did it for his country
>>157744501and this doo was supposed to beat Jon Jones? he would scrape out both of his eyes with one strike and get away with it lol.
>>157745188I already said that this year
>>157745199This is a better result for Tom, Tom should be grateful to Gane. During the first round of their fight Gane saw that Tom was being humiliated, he knew Tom was the great white hope, without him there would've been mass suicides if Gane had flatlined Tom in front of the world. So Gane mercifully poked his eyes so Tom can walk away with just the injury.This ensures YT doesn't feel btfo'd and can still cling to the cope "man if only..." Saint bon gamin
heavyweight division really ended with ngannou huh?
>>157745233That roidfreak was a black stain on the org desu
Why can Shara fight but Tom can't?
>>157745255Because he can't fookin' see mate
>>157745115>Trust me bro, he's permanently blind
Yeah. I'm thinking one more ride.
>>157745233Yeah he salted the earth on his way out because daner was being gay
>>157745255he can't either lol. shara is a gimmick fighter in sand nations. Tomala would not be able to fight outside of Abu Schaubi ever again.
>>157745233GOAT
where is he now
The Hokit era grows closer
>>157745309I love the incredible hok but hes getting nuked by the bigger heavyweights like gane and pavlovich. Volk would kick the shit out of him
did Bisbong shatter the narrow bridge of lying about the condition of your vision?
>this is Tom's legacy
>>157745322the eye thing is a brilliant way for Tom to control the timeline with the UFC
>>157745337i have in my possession the perfect mp4 to serve as a visual metaphor if you are interested
>>157744518pajari molested my countrymen
>>157745356Dew it
>>157745322that's because bisping is a skinhead, and tom isn't. racism fuels your will to fight.
people are saying volkov is out of his fight with kuniev. interesting.....
in the arms of an angel
>>157745360tough break kid>>157745362oh are you sure? it is very very lewd
>>157745384Oh im VERY sure
>>157745373Kunievs a bad dude and he roids
this weekends PPV has some fun matchups
>>157745458lmao
>>157745346Control what timeline? He vacated already
>>157745467it is a good card and going to be fun
>>157745458Theres no way that baby is legit what in the actual fuck I know she is a whore but she isn't a psychopath
Tomalasissies it's over!
>>157745458chat is bonnie blue an experiment to see if the antichrist is real or if mary was a whore and the kid ends up being the next jesus christ
>>157745498shes a woman b
>>157745498she is a psychopath
>>157745491he can keep saying he has an eye injury until he sees a nice opportunity to do another run for the belt, maybe vs another opponent
>>157745494cable fight week
>>157745540great to see heavyweight pick up so quickly post honeybadger, the card could do with some bam bam though
>>157745537That only works if he's relevant enough to have any leverage. His fanbase is entirely reddit morons that don't even watch most UFC fights
she's going to kill that poor kid in a very vile manner if it even survives birth
>>157745555tittyvasa fighting that freak cuban
>>157745458VERY cool
>>157745562if (since) your eddie hearn is fagin that makes daner william "bill" sykes iykyktom is the dog or nancy not oliver btw
>>157745458That's not not ai is it?
>>157745498Um her hormones were off
>>157745584get out of town tuivasa is back?! oh shit! this will call for 3 pizzas at least
damn those hoopties for keeping us from our awesome towelhead cards
>>157745600he's going to receive a career ending heem unfortunately
>>157744830>is more consistent with So?
>>157745626make it 4 and a large soda then
How come when cazzoids talmbout the alex fight and the 'if those punches didn't land alex would've won' conveniently forget these fucking bombs? Alex was on his knees facing away, and gane was getting max wind up on the side of alex's face and even dropped him back down before the pitter patter even happened
TAYLOR TOOEY-VASSA IS ON A METEORIC PLUNGE!
>>157744900So the ufc most likely knew about it and Gane was their willing assassin to mulch Tom's career. Tom must have pissed dana off
NEVER SHOULD'VE COME HERE!
>>157745715
>>157745728it's charles dickens, "mate"
kek would love to see Paulo end this meme permanently
Prime Schaub is easily a top 5 heavyweight in today's landscape. Fast hands, KO power, submission threat. The sad thing is I'm not even joking.
>>157745732He looks like he's due an ass fucking here
>>157745789What's his reach with his legs?
https://www.bjpenn.com/we’re here
costa heeming pereira would nullify the pissy loss
>thinking costa could ever beat pereira the recency bias is out of control in this fanbase
>Does nothing>Wins
Dana Won.
>>157745835if poohand has a disastrous cut and a bad day at the awlffice then anything can happen
Anyone got the timestamp for Helwani's Aspinall segment?
>>157745911try r/mmapoliticsandculture
>>157744501Fuck Dana
covered in beans and cheese, blind, beltless. disgusting freak.
Tom gets slept by Jake Paul in PFL
dana got his BVLL champ that he can control. daly reminder that dana started to shit on francis once he realized he couldn't buckbreak him. dana truly is a jew and learned from boxing.
>>157745789>>157745768Pereddit is washed
Tom Gamin
>>157745994The bad kid
AnvilOfCromspinall
Perfidious Albion status?
Gane by falling anvil (illegal)
/heem/, what is best in life?
>>157746022Justin Gaethje
>>157746022To Heem your enemies, see them driven before you, and watch Conservativeant IG reels
sweden! sweden! sweden!
>OI ME EYE M8, ME FOOKIN EYEdoes tom realize he has basically zero leverage here? Hes under contract for 2 more fights, if he wants to stall and waste his prime why should Dana care? The division moves on, and his value continues to sink.
>>157746036>Do you feel in charge?
Ganes not no mixed martial artist thoughThis stinks!
I’m so sick of this shit. Somebody needs to humble and defeat Gane.
Tomala could legit skadoosh heavyweight bums every other week and make a bank. all he had to do was to get through Gane.
>>157746036>crosses Pereira's heart with a streak of bloodwhat did Evil Gane mean by this
Jon is BACK!https://youtu.be/JOgOvcpJxYk
>>157746107Destruction of his tribal powersThere are levels here B
>>157746107His goals are beyond our understanding
Crashing this Gane With no survivors!
>>157746080
>>157746040West Finland as big dick savages call itJustin Gaethje
>>157746116>crafty Jones kick into vicious gnpthe best to ever do it
>effectively ends Lewis as a legit fighter>sends Ngannou packing>effectively retires Jon >retires Pereira and Aspinall Who is next on Gane's hitlist?
Tom has made a last minute push to front run KWABOTY.
>>157746243Honestly? Respect.
>>157744800Lasik is major eye surgery masquerading as a common procedure.
what a bitch lmao
kek what a freak*n british bitch lmao
Pavlovich will heem Gane for the title then rematch Tom
>>157746220Volkoff. Which sucks because he’s actually based.
best time line is that tom goes into boxing and anthony joshua knocks his eye out for real
Tom should change his name to Tom Aspnall. I removed the "i" get it? ;)
Tom Aspinall having to vacate his title is tragic.Does everyone realize how serious this is now? Tom was never embellishing the situation. If anything, he was trying to be transparent and vulnerable about what he was going through.I reached out to Tom yesterday after hearing Dana White’s comments at Saturday’s post-fight press conference. The tone felt different. It felt like something was imminent.What I was told is that Tom wanted to make this announcement 3-4 weeks ago. No gun was put to his head. His only request was that he be able to fight for the title when he comes back.Both Tom and the UFC deserve a lot of credit for how they’ve handled this announcement.
>>157746362hehe very clever, gj
Tom was set for the Gane rematch at UFC 334 at MSG, but at the end of the day he could not get medically cleared.His right eye was essentially sent back to square one after he was hit in training as he began preparing for the fight.He began experiencing peripheral vision issues and black spots, and multiple doctors have since refused to clear him.The hope is that the eye heals with rest by January. If it doesn’t, Aspinall could require another surgery.
id heem this bong apologizer if he was in front of me irl in real life
>paddy in the bin>lopes in the bin>izzy in the bin>jiri in the bin>jack in the bin>coofzat in the bin>belal in the bin>ilja in the bin>poohand in the bin>gooby in the bin>usmeng in the bin>garry in the bin>bella in the bin>umar in the bin>xneed in the bin>hangswithman in the bin>aspinall in the binpretty good year for heem did i miss anything
Stop being gay and watch real fighting instead, like boxing.
>>157746362
Why are you freaks so obsessed with Tom?
honestly the woman that mocked Tomala's my fookin eye is the most based woman in existence.
>>157746401>did better against Gane than Lewis, Ngubu, Tom, Alex and Volkov
look at this fuckin retard burger
>>157746416you'll have to be more specific
It’s heem or be heemed
why are you freaks providing commentary on a recent topic
>>157746358Hes so boring though>da I back up and keek
Look at this fucking Canadian jeet who has a problem with every white fighter because he knows jeets will never be in the UFC
>>157746466yup I see him b
>>157746457He heemed Paclovich’s soul tho
Tell me whyAin’t nothing but an orb stingTell me why Ain’t nothing but a Gane ting
why are you freaks unhappy with the heavyweight champ who held up the division for a year while begging at every opportunity for sympathy for his gay fucking eye
>>157746517I dislike aspainall
Tom had all the physical attributes to be the biggest star in ufc history. The problem was his mental. If you're fights are only a minute long you should be fighting 4 times a year. If you have the shortest average fight time you should have an ego and scare guys. The problem is just tom is a lame person. Other lame ass people see him and defend him because they themselves are lame.The tale of tom is a cautionary one. I dont think he'll get any boxing fights either. There isnt a ton of interest in tom really. I could see an ngannu fight, maybe.
Some of you guys need to turn on your monitors.
>>157746539I disagree.
I can't even fookin' feed meself mate! Andy has to chew up me spud and beans and mouth feed me like I'm a baby bird!
I’m a casual. Is it just me or does age matter more for the lower weight divisions? And age isn’t as much of a factor for heavyweight?
>>157746619Correct. Heavyweights hit their prime later, like mid 30s. Flyweights are usually washed by 35
>>157746619It's because speed is one of the first things to go with age, but Heavyweights are already slow, so it doesn't matter as much
>>157746413
>>157746643Hands like shovels on this lass
Thinking about what Tom's career could've been and what it turned out being is genuinely sad.
>>157746655Lets think about what it could've been...A paper champ, making excuses, ducking "I can't fookin' BREED" and just bull shit. He wanted to get the belt and then dip
>>157746655Don’t count him out yet. He’s only 33. Bring him back and have him fight Volkov for the interim in 2027
Hehe...TomAspz...just needs more time
FRESH OFF THE PRESS>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4RImnlRFsY
Keep an eye on a 33 year old kid prospect named Tom Aspinall.
what is it about aspinall that attracts men like luke thomas and piers morgan
33 in heavyweight is like a 27 year old in flyweight but you already knew that
>>157746591Hes a frail bitch that fought 1 time a year (at most), we here at the Dana White Fan Club won't miss him. Not one bit
>>157746678I dont think Tom's coming back any time soon. Hes probably going to box Ngannu.
If you’re a fan of MMA you should be a fan of Aspinall. One of the best heavyweights the company has.
Imagine being a Tom glazer this past year and now you have to cope with him being the fakest champion in UFC history. Couldn’t be me.
>>157746619there are outliers like Gucci but FLW usually lose the necessary speed by 35. 40 year old HW and LHW are completely normal because heeming power is last one to go.
>>157746774Tom's too big a name for Dana to just let out of his UFC contract to go box, especially with how much he's pissed Dana off over he years. He'll have to fight out his contract first
>>157746774Now that he doesn't have leverage anymore there's absolutely zero reason for the UFC to let him out of his contract to work for a competitor.
>>157746774He still has fights under contract with UFC. They wont let him go.
>>157746774he would be too scared to box ngannou
Dana would lick Tito's balls before he lets Ngubu get the Aspinall payday
Scott Coker is going to announce his new mma promotion in about 45 bings. He has 60 million in funding from bunch of rich people. They only did 1 round of funding so its a good amount of money to kickstart a mma promotion. This is more exciting than PFL/MVP merger. Coker actually knows what hes fucken doing and he will have a real budget now to get talent.
Your Reddit Robs, your Reddit Toms.
Cis Gane
>>157746789>Tom's too big a name They dont give a fuck. And plus they dont have to release him to let him box.
Have u ever been fingad by an mma foighter
>>157746619Lighter fighters develop faster. By mid 20's a flyweight can already be elite, world class. Joshua Van for example. They fade faster tho and get washed before mid 30's.For Heavier fighters especially LHW and HW. It takes longer for them to develop skills. Harder for big guys to get good coordination and reflexes but in exchange they are blessed with longer careers that can go into early 40's
>>157746849>I have, and I never recovered...that's why ah stand with women, trust all women
>>157746820WTF is MMA? The sport is called UFC, I have no idea what you’re talking about
i feel bad for tom if that's really his personality where he's just a chill guy other than the fingering an mma fighter comment and continuing to talk about the eyepoke after months later but if his career really is over i guess it was justified.
Replace coloured commentators with cute girls >OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH HE’S HURT
Tom's only had sex with one woman.
>>157746820who could he possibly sign that I should care about? Usman and a bunch of lightweight cans for him to crush?
Tom has some millions. Might as well start a business to keep himself busy.
Can’t get em out of my mind Why?I think about dat Gane all the time Word.
>>157746878Hes going to focus on total noobs and build them up. Lighter guys. He said hes planning japanese style tournaments. So it should be pretty interesting.
BREAKING: Tom’s Orb
My name is Kodak but you know that alreadyI don’t want the wop baby I just want the fetti
Bro we see eye pokes all the time.
>>157746820>junkyard shithole promotion gets a gorillion dollars and real fighters, this is the end of Dana....THIS TIME!!
>>157746873Why do foids hate her so much??? She’s literally just a cute girl
>>157746907navarrete a cute
https://youtu.be/aN8rJiwK_3U
>>157746906Cokers probably being realistic about it. UFC is so ahead of everyone else that at this point they will never catch up. The best move is to the B league. MVP/PFL are retarded they actually think they can beat UFC one day. Their all gimmicks, using Paul bros to promote and doing a Ultimate Fighter in the Jungle. Coker just needs to succeed as a B league. Its doable and Rizin has been doing great by pursuing same strategy on Japan.
>>157746886Sounds about as exciting as pfl Africa.
Got into a debate with a coworker lads What differentiates UFC level fighters from the rest? What are the most important skills/qualities to make it to the UFC?
>>157746907very beautiful
>>157746868Yeah everyone from fans to pundits and fighters were gassing him up before the gane fight like it was a foregone conclusion and he was about to go on a tear, but he kept a level head if you saw his interviews and talked about how gane is a challenging fight.
>>157746907That’s a man.
>>157747010finishing ability when you watch shit like bellator and pfl most dudes can’t finish ufc gets almost all the elite finishers
>>157746904yeah but gane's was extra bad and extra evil because....because it just WAS okay!?
>>157747041>height 1,51mnope
>>157747049She’s really that small?
>>157747010Meng stiffening. Watch PFL/ONE you'll be soft all night
>>157747010having the financial ability to train full time.
>>157747010Durability. UFC guys are hella durable. Some guys lose their chins eventually but no one makes it to UFC being chinny or not durable.
Jon Jones https://youtu.be/YxZrAJgIe-s
>>157746907Women hate any woman who gets more attention from men than they do
the MMA PIGru STILL hasn't publicly reacted to Troonspinall's stripping
andymanap's plan in tatters
>>157747010In terms of skills, some type of grappling and striking, you have to be elite or close to with at least one of those. Like others have said, killer instinct and durability are also necessary
pantoja snapped his shit in half and is back inside the cage within a year, what is toms excuse
>>157747098He's still thinking about how he should frame the reaction the the news. Will it be that the UFC is a DISGRACE for rewarding a CHEATING Gane or should it be that this a TRAGIC time for UK MMA and Tom Aspinall?
>>157747126his freakin eye hurts
The Joker and the Theif
>>157746907I do understand pickme allegations. I would be pretty skeptical as well if cute grill started talking about shit me and the bros had as hot topic back in middle school.
ITS HAPPENING
>>157747162this post is very feminine
>>157747177Ok this is epic
>>157747049It’s a diminute man.
Is it worth it watching the whole arrest footage of DP?
>>157747177
>>157747187He said the nigger word, so yeah.
>>157747177*teleports behind you*
>>157747177>dana white goes live on his gameboy color Whats - >lag up g..... >loading....loading....loading"Volkov vs al-" >stutter"ex....title elimination....">loading...loading"If you didn't know! Now you kno->stream ends
>>157746927Its LIVE now. Scott Coker new mma promotionhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DDsDp_C40s4
>>157747177Can the timeline be saved?
>>157747177Im OK with this. It makes the most sense. Hokit needs more wins, hes still new.
>>157747249pereddit will get raped in the asshole live on air by josh hokit and no one will stop or do anything about it while millions sit shocked at dana white letting this happen.
>>157747239>Fight FCbased Coker
>>157747010UFC fighters are always more ferocious. They got that dawg in them
>>157747239<600 viewers
>>157747177why was volkov fighting kuniev of all people in the first place?
>>157747311title eliminator
>>157747239stopped listening to music this better be good
I think Gane should be promoted to double champ
gayne vs poatan rematch for the strap (on)loser gets fucked
>>157747335He beat the previous champ tho. Now whether or not that previous champ deserved to be champ is up to debate.
THE Scott Coker?? (whoever that is.)
>>157747327thought he already earned it by beating waldo and jailton even if we count the cereal fight as legit, hes 6-1 on his last seven that should be enough to get a titul' shot on the current HW division
>tony hawk in the house
>espn and sanrio involved hmm seems serious tbdesu
>>157747362Hopefully this is bait
>Hello Kitty as an investorAh hell nah they even got the kitty too! They will be unstoppable. Rip PFL.
>>157747397all 3 of those guys retired rather than rematch The Gamer
>>157747249Tire boy will get what's coming to him
>>157747362Theirs only three good mma promoters.>Dana(Boxing, UFC)>Scott Coker(K1, Strikeforce, Bellator)>Nobuyuki Sakahibara (Pride, Rizin)Thats literally it. Everyone else suck at promoting. Its actually a very hard industry. Scott Coker starting a new promotion with blue chip investors is actually a big deal. People are joking about Hello Kitty but Sanrio is a very powerful company. The japs don't ever invest like this. Cokers connected. PFL is gonna get fucked up. UFC is too ahead, they will be fine. This is a battle for #2nd best mma promotion.
So you can illegally eyepoke your opponent, ruin their career and take their belt as a result. Good.This sport just undid all the progress it’s made in the past 10 years of altering people’s perception of it as a thug sport for criminals and retards.
Keyed MMA
>>157747456They are going to build their own talent. They are confident they can do it. I believe they can as well. They built alot of top level guys in Strikeforce. Its hard ass shit to build talent. PFL literally cant into talent. They just try to buy them.
Tom Asspinal will rematch Pablobitch and get heemed, then fight Hokit and get brutally decisioned for his last 2 UFC fights.
as big as sanrio is i feel the espn connect is actually the ace hear since paramount+ has been a leaky anus disasterplus tony freakin' hawk
The name of Scott Coker’s new MMA promotion is Ki MMA. Fights will take place in a ring.
>>157747469Jon Jones has been doing that for years b. The real discussion we should have is: why is tommy the first fighter to retire due to an eyepoke?
>>157747483going to make a name for myself here as madame KI
>>157747481ESPN is already committed to PFL/MVP. They just announced a Jake Paul ultimate fighter rip off show in a jungle. So they are picked a side.NetflixPeacockDAZNare the more likely TV streamers that will bid for Ki MMA. Maybe Amazon Prime as well since One FC was a bad pick for them.
>>157747483Can't wait to see Kevin Lee back in action
>THIS new slop MMA promotion WILL finally kill the UFC... THIS TIME!!!!
>>157747483>4 Continent Tournament >32 Man>Japanese style tournament not that gay pfl shitI am actually okay with this. At least its different than what everyone else doing.
>>157747483big news for larpers that pretend they watched pride
>>157747513competition is good
>>157747515The inaugural Ki MMA World Grand Prix will take place at Featherweight. 32-man tournament. Rich Chou says they are focusing on young prospects. The ideal candidate will have less than 10 fights and will be 18 to 25 years old.
>>157747524>He doesnt like japanese tournamentsThey are as hype as it gets. K1 and Pride used to smash hard on tournaments. UFC literally bought Pride to stop them.
>>157747526Why? When has competition ever motivated Dana to make a better product? These promotions all suffer from the same problem: they don’t have the talent density that UFC has. UFC has the best fighters in the world, you have to be a pathetic autist and closeted homosexual to actually watch PFL slop knowing the fighters are worse than UFC
>>157747534Smart move. Lock down all the early talent, invest in them before UFC gets them. UFC is gonna have to scoop up some guys extra early before Coker gets them.
>>157747545i watch rizin and its really good. i also watch and enjoy ufc. i don't see the problem
>>157747534this is gonna make cantenders fights look like main events
coker said they're gonna have grand prix except they're gonna be called grand ki
Can't tom just harvest a replacement eye from some third world kid?
>>157747545You must be a newer mma fan. You from the gooby era?Dana used to get irritated when Pride had good shows and people would ask him about it. You could tell his blood pressure would rise when Strikeforce was doing it big with Rousey and the heavyweight tournament. It got to the point where Dana went directly to Strikeforce owners to buy them. He over payed them too. Dana literally had to cut Coker off by knees to stop him. They were getting too much traction. Coker did not want to sell. His investors forced him and them Dana shut him out on a noncompete for 3 years. They tried to force Coker to a 7 year non compete but it was to hard lol.I keep telling you goofs that Scott Coker is legit. Hes been promoting fights since the 80's. Another fun fact Scott Coker is an elite martial artist. He was really good. Hes the one who trained Javier Mendez. They are still close. All the brazzas are gonna get locked down to Ki MMA... watch.
>Woodley on stagethat lil nigga just aint loyal to UFC and he wonders why he never gets tv work
>pride was so successful and based>thats why daner was able to whip out his checkbook and buy their entire org, and these based people took the money and rankek
>>157747524>no thanks, I prefer Daniel Barez vs Luis Gurule at the META Apex
isn't the elimination of the cage in favor of a traditional boxing ring should be enough to get anyone excited? cage fucking is effectively neutered... unless you guys like watching that
Heeminder the salmon run is in session
Tom "The Lionheart" Smithspinall
>>157747668>noob that doesn't know Pride Fc history They forced Noboyuki to sell it as punishment for letting the Yakuza in to his company. The problem is Noboyuki was forced to let the Yakuza in or else. Thats how it was back then in Japan for promotion businesses. After Nobuyuki was forced to sell, UFC also locked him down to a non compete for several years. Think it was 5 years. Noboyuki got triple screwed>Had Pride Fc making bank>Yakuza forced themselves in>You lose tv deal because of it>They force you to sell the company >UFC buys it, wanted to keep it going but they got blacklisted.>Then gets locked down to non compete for several years. So he couldn't work. Noboyuki has a weird relationship with Dana to this day. They are kind of like Friendnemies and help each other sometimes.
>>157747680It's awful as seen in the mckee fightSo many breaks to put fighters back in and constantly having to drag the fighters back into the ring and untangle them is fucking horrendous. Octagon is 10x better
>>157747744Owned that ignoramus
>>157747680Gonna be honest. I hate the cage in mma>Horrible viewing experience if you go live>The space to huge, fighters run to muchSmaller, traditional ring is better visually for fans that go to show and you get better viewing angles for tv too
>>157747744kek what a bitch of a company
Is anyone else sick of how casual this sport is? Unironically the Blaydes vs Costa fight was the most technical and interesting fight during the Noche card, they both showed elite distance management and technique. And then you hear people clap when they cut MVP and praise absolute slop like McMillen vs Rahiki. Fuck this sport and fuck Dana, the only good shit is in actual martial arts tournaments
>>157747629Nobody is reading this shit you retarded latrinx mutt fucking subhuman.
>>157747819the only good fight on that card was Grasso v Fiorot, and the fact that you didn't know that outs you as a cazzie
>>157744529Poor Mr Tai... He should have learned to leave well enough alone. But he did learn to mind his betters, thankfully.
Gane vs Hokit put a ring on it!
>>157747874Gane would demolish him. Volkov is far more deserving
>>157747744it's pretty obvious that Pride was the bigger company at the time given that it's been the only one the UFC has ever co-promoted with
>>157747534>>157747553>Lock down all the early talent, invest in them before UFC gets themFirst off, it's tournament structure so they likely wont have any real multi-fight contracts, as 50% of the roster (losing the first bracket) is without a job for the rest of the year. Second off, Scott Coker said they're going after cheap labor and said he's targeting asian circuit fighters... Which means with the records he's targeting, he's going after guys who would be trying to get on ONE Friday Fights lmao. How do you guys fall for this shit every time?
>>157747778>>157747778Japanese business world is famous for being ruthless. They are beasts in the board room. Companies like Pride are considered dishonorable for working with Yakuza so they tore his ass up and then fed his scraps to a foreign company. Its the worst burial they could give you. I have no idea how Nobouyuki was able to resurrect himself. He might have had to join a new family to restore his honor. Not joking, the japanese do that type of stuff.Grown ass men, multimillionaires having to fold their elite family into a bigger one for protection. Its not an accident that Toyota, Honda dominated car business. Same thing with Sony dominating electronics, video games and hollywood. The japanese business world is crazy.>College is super competitive in Japan>Smartest guys get aggressively fought over by mega japanese companies>If you are from elite family they let you promote to higher levels>Once you get hired by company, you are forever with them>ride or die mentality >ridiculously high product standards>Autistic attention to detail>to the point it becomes a meme, everything japanese is made with quality >Death by overwork common because of crazy work hours>100 hours of Overtime a month is common, some do even more >Grown men get adopted into business family if they become execs>You are now part of the Sony family Mr.Yamaguchi>Dafuq im a Yamaguchi tho>Nope your in the Sony Chiba family nowIts impressive their business standards. Korea and China were so respectful of how good they are at business that they copied their methods. Get grown ass men to join business family, they pick your wife sometime too lol. TLDR: Japanese are really good at business. Rizin is successful because of it. They are #2 mma promotion after UFC. PFL is broke, makes no money and is several million in debt. One Fc is in debt as well. MMA promotion is tough. Dont take it lightly.
>>157747933nah man remember the good ol days where they did tournaments? this shit will overtake the jewFC within a year
>>157747948LolIn the 80s sureNow its nothing like that
>>157747933It wont be entire tournament tho. Each card will have stand alone fights too. So even guys that lose in tournament they can keep if they see future potential. Guys are getting locked down early for sure. This is gonna cause problems for Danas contender series and UFC to get early talent. Dana has no choice but to lock them early too. Your gonna see 3-0 type guys in UFC fighting on road to UFC, contender or TUF. Its only way to get dibs on guys.
let the good times roll
>>157747979>This is gonna cause problems for Danas contender series and UFC to get early talentkek how many times have we heard this before?
>>157747969The japanese still have the same exact business practices. Seriously nothing has changed. This for good work talent by the way. The dumbasses that flunked college and foreigners are working in 7 elevens.
>>157747969they did this back thenhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=izDtmxoGoto
Is Gane really champion now? that doesn't feel right, he's never won an undisputed title fight.
>>157747990
>>157748012Based BWC chad
>>157748004its the new norm for HW
>>157748012this is literally me
Brian Ortega is injured and OUT of his UFC331 rematch with Renato Moicano this weekend.
Jon is truly the Alpha and the Omega of the UFC
And Moicano vs. Tom Nolan will now headline UFCVegas123 on Oct. 31
>>157748160
Are there any fighters or matchups to be excited about? The next few cards for the ufc look grim.
>>157748172
>>157748160cut this faggot
Islam sisters... https://x.com/jonnybones/status/2099638804533719188?s=46
FUCK THIS RETARDED FAGGOTI HATE HIMCUT HIM FROM THE SPORT
>>157748160this nigga can't be trusted, he should retire
>>157748240It’s so funny how people can consider anyone outside of HW and LHW a GOAT at anything. Jon could literally rape Islam’s bamhole if he felt like it.
>>157748240The official story from USADA was always bullshit
>>157748257bareknuck just got their new prospect
>>157748240sorry i was sleeping i came as soon as i could
>>157748240They aren’t happy. And yes, his location is South Asia
>>157748342i was obviously right about gurucels
>>157747948Subhuman latrinx mutt.
i go back to sleep Jon bless
>>157748342I'm an Islam fan but I don't understand how you wouldn't be amused reading a line like>Let’s not forget you’ve been ko’d, flatlined, went night nightI mean ultimately this is about entertainment, and I'm entertained The people in your picrel are legitimately barely sentient though
>>157748342>>157748407Are Pakis the most obnoxious muslims?
>>157748240this walking zestfest is so sensitive, Islam never claimed he wasn't the GOAT, he just said that his winstreak wasn't valid and he's right
>>157748440>attack another man’s legacy>WTF WHY IS HE FIGHTING BACK BRAZZALol
>>157748440>walking zestfestcan you spend a day not projecting your deep desire to be pounded raw by Jon Bones Jones? maybe fifteen minutes even? l
>>157748385>>157748465
>>157748160>sparring without headgear 2 weeks before fight What a moron. Thats rookie shit, everyone knows you have to wear headgear when fight is night is coming up.
>>157748257>eating at restaurant at fight weekyep hes definitely out
>>157748240He just never fucking misses.
>>157748463He ruined his own legacy by being a roided up cheat>>157748465
>>157748556>if you think jon has a two inch erection you belong on the short bus
Lost $175 on parlays, nearly had it but Blaydes fucked me up big time, even had Tim Elliot in there. This is bullshit, now I'm suicidal. I'm just going to do a bunch of research then bet on the fighters I know will get over the line. But it's hard, its fucking killer season out here in these trenches, I had Rahiki to beat Tommy gun. Now I realise Tommy looks just like me ungle Greg (bashed 6 blokes at a time down the pub)
>>157748556Nah, all the old heads know everyone used to roid in the old mma days. Its only people like DC that make a big deal of it because they lost which is understandable, but jon Jones got to the top because of his talent
>>157748586take it from an old head like me, you don't put any real money on parlays. parlays are for fivers or less.
That Tommy gun phenotype is no joke and i should of never bet against someone so joker core especially a slim brown boy from the slums of Calcutta, Christchurch like Rawandiki
>>157748629I accept your advice
why are you xcared to namefag
>>157748823I've got a stupid name
>>157748577That's clearly not 2 inches anyways but when you take into account:>He's fat now, so less visible length by default>He's 6'4, his penis is bound to look proportionally smaller by default>He's laying in an unfavorable position It's very possible that's simply his penis. If I were to wager a guess I'd say he's working with a 5 incher.
>>157748872I seriously doubt Jon has under 6.5". It's just not realistic.
>>157748948Based on what? No research supports the common misconceptions that penis size is strongly correlated with race or height.
>>157749037What research b? Dr. Goldberg? There's zero research. There's meme charts and graphs. Jon has a piece and he uses it on whomever he wants because he's the GOAT.
>>157748556the look on hasbulla's face says it all
An old Jon Jones submitted Gane in under a round and made it look easyIslam had to play it as safe as possible to inch out a 3-2 decision from Ian GarryThese two fighters are not the same. One of them is merely great and the other is THE great.
>>157747744I was 2 years old when Pride got bought how the fuck am I supposed to know about it
Are these UFC Fight Pass motherfuckers serious about this keyboard input bullshit they are playing at lmao? Only app that fucks up your keyboard entries every single time, cant type any of these ethnic coons names into this bullshit app without throwing my shit across the room
Justin Gaethje; the protagonist of MMA
>>157749135https://calcsd.info/datasets
>>157748240fuck bros r/mmapoliticsandculture will NOT like this
Jon Jones, now that is a name easy to spell. Thats a good boy straight from the farm auction
A galactic throat.
>>157747959Yeah, that's why Scott Coker sold Strike Force to the UFC. No one gives a fuck about watching tournaments. That's why investors all left him (the height of their tournament era). That's why PeeFL just shut that shit down. Not that I don't personally like them, but they are pure cancer for a promotion to be sustainable. They only work in regions around the world where they can get away with paying everyone else literal peanuts besides the tournament winner. Which Coker could do (and why I think he wants asians with under 10 fights) by grabbing Bangkok rejects to pad out the numbers. And if he gets on Ariel and luke's good side, he can sway them from ever bringing up le fighter pay.. But it's gonna be shit bums and asians. Even Glory's tounaments are absolute dog shit now days...But I"m 99% sure you dont watch anything other than poofc and knuck, as is the case with most.
one thing that's important to remember: Ciryl Gane is the heavyweight champion of the world
when was the last time someone actually won the heavyweight belt?
patiently waiting on the mma guru crash out video
>>157749424That’s probably global average. Keep in mind it factors in Jeets and Asians with like 3 inch average cocks. 7 inches is probably top 15 percent among whites and top 30 percent among blacks
>>157749620magumbo against geriartric ctepe almost six years ago
imagine if Ciryl Gane wins his first title defense by eye poke
>>157749702>first title defenseHe already defended against AGPoatan
>>157749641It’s not global average. Most white countries average around 5.5” or less. Same with anywhere that isn’t a malnourished shithole. Anything else is cope or you’re just pornbrained. Guys will fraud their measurements and measure from the side.
>>157749641Talmbout digg size b? The big ones can just get in the way.
>>157749641end yourself you little cuck freak
>>157749976Turn up your monitor’s brightness
Hokit should be getting the title shot. Who the fuck else is there? Give it to Hok.
A Zeiss Mel 90? so you treat deep physical trauma with superficial refractive correction?
Gane ain't the champ yet..
Hoklit
>>157750018Please tell me your parents are no longer with us. Please tell me they aren't alive to witness their son lusting for black penis.
>>157750057Is your monitor still on?
>>157750089I wasn’t even in this convo about dicks I just tell people to check their monitor. Why are we mad about dicks again?
>>157750161why are you so tsundere buddy
>>157750146idk i think some guy got mad because jon jones lbc got posted and it ruined his bbc cuck fantasy
Strickdaddy chimes in on the Jon Jones post
>>157750241i'm pretty sure cell phones don't defy gravity usually
SURPRISE ELBOW
wouldn't mind a Pavlovich second title chance. But really don't know if Volkov or Hokit is above, below or in between him on the title shot heirarchy
Nah dis doo hearts posts
>>157750292Thats a man who knows his fascia
>>157750362He needs to be confronted in the carpark after the fight
>hey, cyril, come over, we're going to stay interim champ and never be promoted to undisputed>ah, non, that sounds gay! I will go have sex with women
>>157750339am i high or are you referencing correspondence
Kek Pereira really relinquished his belt and signed a 8 fight deal to get owned by gane
>>157744501In other news, Khamzat is going to take another break if he’s not booked soon and if he is, then he’ll take a break after his next fight. This also means if he is booked by December and loses, it doesn’t really count because he was sick and injured.
Dare to be Gane
What have we learned today? Well, you can be a black person that cheats and be treated no differently than if you were white.
is Gane 40% the lineal champ for winning two rounds off nugbu? or is he 100% lineal for beating lewis who beat nganbu
hey sneed is back
>>157750509Gane is a white man in a dark skinned body
The UFC has a wonderful opportunity to revitalize the heavyweight division and throw fans a curveball by naming Josh Hokitt the Undisputed UFC Heavyweight Champion.
>mi pastillas anticonceptivas
>mi xijo
bro how the fuck did khamzat lose to strigland i'm still not over that
winner gets to motorboat ring girls
>>157745093he's a legit retard
>>157750579honestly bro it's best for everyone if you dropped the name. best for your mother's sake, best for spammy's mental health, best for us just trying to enjoy chill mma discussion. just think about it ok?
best you get back to having the least idea of anyone of what's really going on, "bud"
>>157750859the massensus is in heemgreement
>>157750877cooked his ass like a damn thanksgiving turkey
>>157750774>bloated LHW>beating gane, volvok, sergeinot gonna happen. He needs to go to 205
>>157744501>>157750953New thread!
>>157746080Hi, Tom
>>157744501I knew Aspinall was a coward.
>>157755076Tom is a nightclub doorman at best
