https://youtu.be/1vrEljMfXYo?si=Bn1bv5c5ZllWHUJw
>>157747202>>157711430HE DIDNT LISTEN
In just a few short hours, my quarterback is going to RAPE and HUMILIATE this hapless, hopeless, downtrodden, crestfallen, lackluster, underwhelming, garbage ass Chiefs squad at GEHA Field.
>Refball copes alreadyYeah… I’m thinkin we’re back
Soon...
Drake Maybe
Shough's Fough and Sough
ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Pulls a Nick Foles and wins the SB as a backup
>>157747202Well, life on the farm is kinda laid backAin't much an old country boy like me can't hackIt's early to rise, early in the sackI thank God I'm a country boy
who is that
Imagine how kino a Ravens vs Giants super bowl would be
is he right?
>>157747457Ryback
Burrow, Lamar and Allen went 3-0 yesterday. Wins are not a qb stat crowd going to lose their mind when Bo Nix makes it 4-0
>burrs lifegame their minds out against a no defense team>only end up third on national rankingsKEK leadheads
>>157747457Mr Sunshine on My Goddamn Shoulders, John Denver
>>157747457Rocky Mountain guy
>>157747202>DenverDenver Colorado- Named after the 5th governor of the Kansas Territory.James W. Denver.He never visited the podunk shithole named after him. Though scrupulous yellow journalists made up a feel good story he did once at the end of his life and got ignored by the savage Denverite's whom were just upset he never visited.Anyways, basically the Denver Broncos are Kansas City Clay
>>157747202His only good song is Aspenglow. The rest of it is hokey folksy Denver faggotry
HE NEEDS HELP
It's nice to have a QB that can make big plays and win games with his arm.
>>157747476kek
>>157747463He is 100% correct. Losing his job after the Packers go 5-12 and Aaron makes the playoffs is also an unfortunate situation however.
>>157747457Singer of the National Anthem of the Baltimore Orioles
Remember when Myles garret kissed his asian girlfriend in front of her dad? Imagine being that dad, knowing later that night Garrett would be STUFFING and STRRREEEEETCHING your petite asian daughters tiny pussy with his huge, extra girthy footlong BBC. My god, how could you not kill yourself? I know I would
>>157747468wins are a qb stat crowd can't explain Staffords win percentage going from .443 to .623 just by changing teams
The BestEver
you retards told be that daboll was an elite OC
Chiefies are comin
>>157747492What about his long logs?
Time for a nice stiff drink and a smoke before Monday Night Football. I love this time of year
>>157747484I won't deny that I really fucking hate living in Colorado but I'll always love my Buncos
>>157747457Music artist that only white people can enjoy
Don't run when it comes, Broncucks
>>157747505hi justin
What's the current cope for dem sois and the proud unmessable state of Texa
josh allen had sex
>>157747503Why would he want to kill himself? I would be sitting right outside of the door masturbating the sounds of her screaming in ecstasy. That's the only reason you would have a daughter to begin with. Hopefully he gets her pregnant.
why did a week 1 loss mind break the packers fandom? there's sixteen (16) games left. that's plenty of time to clean things up
>seething about CFB in NFLbroken chikaner
>>157747503I wouldnt give a shit if my daughter was fucking a football player. She better treat him right so he'll buy his father in law a new house.
>>157747529The cowboys still have fans? You’d think they’d root for the Texans or watch college football by this point.
>white QB for a white fanbase winsalways makes the Mexicans seethe
>>157747202>>157747520Get mogged faggot
>>157747538Kek he do be seething
>>157747530Jacking off in the cuck chair is NOT sex.
I hate primetime football. The amount of commercials is absurd
>6 (six) fucking Chiefs primetime games this regular season where we will have to hear them talk about Taylor Swift and devote a retarded amount of screen time focusing on herFUCKFUCKFUCK
>>157747554Holy Facebook post you retarded unc, please fuck off. This is not your scene
>>157747544Trevor Lawrence looks terrible
My Chargies!
How do I pick a team and which team should it be?
>>157747468>Burrowdudes washed. gifted 4 fumbles and wins by 6 in a nail biter
Do you guys like the pizza I made last week?
Will the Kansas City Chiefs and its fanbase of industrious Teutonic flatlanders prevail, or will the Delhi Broncos and their leagues of low caste Punjabii regain their izzit? We find out tonight.
>Mom said I can stay up late to watch this game
>>157747560I haven't given up on your Chargies!
>>157747562If your dad likes football pick your dad's team. If not just root for the local team so you'll have something to talk about with people at work/ church.
>>157747554it's literally by design. that's why they focused so heavily on Madison Beer yesterday and they also have WAGs starring in ads during the games
Thread theme! https://youtu.be/TfOsGnWy8qA
Eagles window is closed, they won't be a bottom feeder team because of Fangio's defense but their offense got objectively worse and their vaunted Oline is starting to really show its age
>>157747563dude simply can't play for the first 4 weeks
kek Texas absolute mindraped by the humiliation they've faced across the internet I saw a fucking Brazilian mocking you earlier todayA god damn Brazilian talking shit about your proud state On /int/ a fucking INDONESIAN was clowning on you all day.
Undefeated.
>>157747582keeeeeeeeeeeekkkk
>>157747585Then he gets injured in week 5
>>157747586>>157747586>>157747586GAMETHREADI don't care if I'm early
>>157747588Yes, and you post from New Ankara.
>>157747588you want /cfb/ germanon
Denver is the most disappointing city I’ve visited in the USA
>>157747568Me too! Let's gooooo!
>>157747578Is your grandpa alive?
>>157747597wtf is that thing on the right
>Headlines the Super Bowl Halftime show
>>157747596He's trying to deflect from the fact that Blo Dicks is going to get raped tonight.
>>157747536Imagine if you go buy a coffee at the same place everyday for as long as you can remember. You never pay for cream, then one day you ask for cream and they charge you 25 cent for cream. You'd feel like they were ripping you off, even if they tell you that they should have been charging you for cream the whole time and they just didn't for whatever reason. You'd still feel cheated even though you had been benefitting from them letting it slide this whole time. That's the same type of relationship Green Bay has with the refs.
>>157747555shut the fuck up zoomer fucking faggot. hit a blinker and die.
>>157747565too many toppings for my liking but the only thing that matters is that you enjoyed it :)
I want to drink Madison's Beer
>>157747202This nigga getting buck broken
The Bronco's are HaShem's chosen team
>>157747565nice 'za, co/ck/suckeri made molasses cookies last night to celebrate my undefeated National Football League team
>>157747536He’s right though the NFL is scripted as hell and it’s obvious why they rigged it for the Vikings
>>157747578>it's literally by designkeeps gf/wives interested..gives me eye candy. who cares. oh no, i have to watch tswift chug a beer and bounce around a bit..wish theyd show tom brady's deformed face more!
How about them CHIEFSSSSS
>>157747642Gay and raped
>>157747637Grandpa status?
>>157747628this is how i dress too
>Paco seething about Bradykek
>>157747631>Broncos flag on the left>Chiefs flag Is on the rightKEK
>>157747647>that flagChecks out
>>157747612you mean the relationship aaron rodgers had with the refs.
>>157747642I'm not from KC but it's honestly impossible to hate them. This dynasty has been the most soulful era of football since the AFL NFL merger. In five years when it's finally over we are going to look back and realize that this was the peak of football.
Religion was a mistake
>reeee I hate the chiefs (despite being ethnically similar to maomes) but I would never ever ever say THANK YOU EAGLES for saving the NFL
Do not reply to Chikaner. He is a mindbroken self hating brown neet from /int/ who thinks /sp/ is a colony for race wars and uses multiple vpns>what does he do?He spends his entire day on 4chan. He ban evades. He will support the most “white” team despite him not caring for sports.>why do they call him Der Chikaner?He tends to use a Kraut flag most of the times and he once accidentally posted the Spanish ñ with “ñlife.”>tldr?Imagine barneyfag 2.0 but a selfhating brown.https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/145092306/#q145093216https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/148878677/#148879314
>>157747675Many are saying this
>>157747675I only started hating them when the nfl started rigging games for them
>>157747571Thank you Bro, I haven't given up either
>>157747565That looks amazing. Did you really make that?
Both LA teams flopped
>h-hes mexican>H-hes Arab>h-hes Indian>h-hes a Muslim>H-hes an argie kek so raped
>>157747607a time traveler from the future
>>157747675>but it's honestly impossible to hate themactually its super easy, barely an inconveniencepeople really started hating them when the camera would cut to taylor swift after every play
>>157747692There is no rigging. The ref meme is just people getting mad that the Chiefs consistently play good, clean football.
I think it’s Burrow’s MVP season
i don't know why, but I have an insanely strong urge to fuck travis hunter's wife
>>157747710YWNBW
>>157747715>incel hates the chiefs because women existTypical
>>157747720most vulnerable pussy?
>>157747675This must be bait
>>157747715>when the camera would cut to taylor swift after every playNever happened, sorry to hear your dick doesn’t work anymore though. And you didn’t even get married first :/
>>157747723Ruined that beautiful caramel skin with disgusting ink.
>>157747530>josh allen invented both sex and the quarterback positionblack excellence
>>157747730>reddit brained retard completely misses the point of my postTypical
>>157747705Not a commies fag but holy fuck the way they mismanaged the clock with like 3 minutes left in 4th quarter made me want to punch my screen
>>157747720Say that after Mahomes throws for 7 tuddies tonight
kek bo nix nights always get them seething always a certain QB phenotype (our phenotype) which keeps em triggered
why do schizos invent an entire fictional schizo to claim everyone else is that schizo when their obnoxious obvious repetitive autism gets pointed out?now watch at the explosion of "BRONKEKS"
How did the Chorgers lose to a team that people said would go 0-17?
>>157747748>sorry to hear your dick doesn’t work anymore though.i plap my 100 lb southeast asian wife literally every day
>>157747762He's getting sacked 7 times
>>157747777kek
>>157747757>waaah I don't want to see Taylor Swift on the screen, I only want to look at the big burly tight endsIt's okay to admit that you're gay bro. You don't need to pretend to hate the Chiefs to cover it up.
>>157747767>100 lb southeast asian wifeThe only thing that could have been less shocking than learning you don’t have oneOff to Facebook
>>157747749>Ruined that beautiful caramel skin with disgusting ink.saw a chick at tatted up girl at target today..from the back, thought it was a 30+ single mom with a banging body, then she turned around, and it was the prettiest late teens redhead who just ruined herself with midlife crisis tats. sad
>>157747565It's ok. Nothing worth worth bragging about days later. I saw it the first time
>>157747777Go back
>>157747777Queefies are in full on preemptive damage control
>>157747777>Pff ranked Cam Ward over Caleb Williams
I hate both these teams. Who should I root for, besides injuries?
>>157747764There's some very clear schizos who have been raped by counter schizosIt's very fun to impersonate the schizo who raped them to cause them mental trauma
>Eagles are placing three-time Pro Bowl G Landon Dickerson on injured reserve due to a knee injuryoh no no no
>>157747784holy fuck dude how are you this bad at reading comprehension? like, how do you make it through life? everything must be so difficult and confusing for you
how many tonight?
>>157747799>Flyovers still seething kek
>>157747809why would you post this image?Can you get a life. This was last season, his injury is behind him and he's rehabbed for months. He's playing week 1, it is disrespectful to post this.
>>157747807Cope and seethe Chuddie. Your tears are delicious.
Im a Rams fan, but even I must admit that this webm is something to behold.
>>157747800root for the Broncos to open with a huge lead only to lose it as time expires so Perna's brain will finally explode on a livestream
kek their mutt raped on the national stagereminder many queefies are refugee chicano fans from the cowsois and raidersknow your enemy, he's a mexican
>>157747818Asterisk game, no one cares
>>157747807Kek retard tantrum
>>157747809At least Kelce
>>157747817what are you a fucking rainbow lorikeet??
>Cowboys>Packers>49ers>Buccaneers>Patriots>Steelers>Chiefs>Colts
This game has an asterisk to it because the Chiefs were without their star LT Josh Simmons.
>>157747818Same player
Last team to sweep the AFCW?
>>157747844Injuries happen faggot face. Good teams overcome them. I guess the Chiefs aren't a good team.
>>157747840Eight white qbs?
>>157747860"Big Cock" Brock Purdy is an honorary brotha.
>>157747840could you imagine not being a fan of one of these NFL teams?It'd be like rooting for the filler background actors and watching for their story.>>157747860Teams with the most Lombardi's in their division.
>>157747860why no Seahawks?
>>157747818This Detoilet is “trolling” about being a Rams fan because he unironically tried to claim to be one a week ago and got immediately BTFO and has now been doubling tripling quadrupling infinitying down on it like it was also a funny jest and not actually a sad example of what a freak he is, btw
Fuck dem boyz
>>157747869oh, it's a fucking bandwagoner. the Chiefies are playing tonight!
>>1577478854 > 3
>>157747876Not surprising. He does the same thing with the Penn Jilette image.
>>157747877I bet you would. In fact you'd probably jump at the chance to fuck any football player because you are a gigantic faggot.
>>157747868sho iz
>>157747877kek flopping like a fish out of water
>>157747859Yeah ok little gay boy let’s see you keep that same energy for when Josh Simmons is healthy and enables Mahomes to ball the fuck out. If the broncos win, it’s meaningless because once Josh Simmons gets back, they are FUCK.ED
>>157747803Sirianni had this to say just a few hours ago. What a fraud.
>>157747777Wasted digits...
>>157747877Looks like Wentz after every hit
>>157747907By what a fraud I mean Sirianni. I feel bad for Dickerson. He seems like a great guy, and was at an all-pro level as a player for a good stretch. It must be so frustrating to not be able to get your body right and feel like you used to.
I do not know who my father is because my mother got fuck.ed by many Chiefs chads
chiefs need kelce to retire and 3 years of mid to get rid of bandwagoners that make them insufferable
>>157747789Many such cases
>>157747803
>>157747911its just 4 in a row on a slow board, nothing special however seven sevens is coming up, that is a pretty good one.Not that I'd advocate you care about such a thing, it doesn't matter
>>157747803fuck, it might be over for him. he's a real one though
Broncos/Chiefs tie tonight. Raiders remain GOD of the AFCW
Team Player StatusKC Josh Simmons OutKC Jared Wiley OutKC Garrett Nussmeier OutKC Diego Pounds OutKC Jack Pyburn OutDEN Sam Ehlinger OutDEN Tyler Onyedim OutDEN Jordan Jackson OutDEN Tyler Badie OutDEN Dallen Bentley Outits fuckin week 1, whats with all these fuckin IR andys
>>157747921There's no way a based Chiefs Chad would let his son grow up without a father, that's Raiders behavior.
>>157747935you watch a children’s tv show
>>157747803Can we get a do over?
>>157747928>not related to previous injuryKind of hard to believe, t.bh
>>157747935I can't believe Kirko Chainz is back...
>>157747940Not him but Ed Edd n Eddy was and is still ahead of its time you fucking zoom zoom
Whenever the chiefs play, this thread immediately transitions from a gay bathhouse to a lunatic asylum.
>Look mom I did it again! I posted another reaction image from my favorite baby show! Are you proud of me yet?
>>157747955CDSChief derangement syndrome
It's time to talk about Antonio Williams
No bix is a bad qb but broncos +2 1/2 is the easiest money I’ve ever seen
>>157747944You literally had the worst possible version of Dickerson, a do-over with a different player would be a significant improvement for the Eagles
>you watch a children’s tv show!!!!!!!!!
pat mcafee has an annoying voice
>>Look mom I did it again! I posted another reaction image from my favorite baby show! Are you proud of me yet?
>>157747980nah you do
Chiefs are done
Drew Kendall looked really good in training camp and pre-season, to the point where I wondered if it made sense to rotate him in to keep Dickerson fresher. We'll see what he looks like against other teams' 1s but I'm a lot less worried now than I would have been if you told me before training camp that Dickerson was going to struggle and miss time.
Kelce was a retard for not retiring, now he will go out like a bitch
>>157747965>posting a dropwew
jason kelce is a clown
>>157747997You dare disrespect my reffies?
the 59-37 result, how much it would be in soccer terms?
>>157747992lol lmao even
>>157747985Nah that’s your grandpa >>157747992Nah that’s what your grandpa did
Whoever wins tonight is playing my Bills in the AFCCG
>game tonight isn't on some godforsaken streaming appNice
Kelce will be the first player to die on the field since Chuck Hughes
>>157748009Idk man like 6-3
>>157748009It was a really high scoring game so maybe 2-1, 3-2 at most.
>>1577480097-5
>>1577480098-5just multiply a number by 7 and round
>Look mummy I did it again! I spammed another webm from my favorite mahomes folder (only has 5 files but im hoping to build on it tonight) Are you proud of me yet? n-no Im not looking for employment, why waste time being productive? do you think this bo semen is going to suck itself??? be gone. fetch my ciggies and tendies woman!
>>157748016>cable
>>157748027>>157748033so basically once a decade result?
>>157747968>You literally had the worst possible version of DickersonIt showed
>>157748009That was a really fast paced, high scoring game. So in soccer terms I guess it would be like 1-0 or something like that.
>>157748047ok now I don't understand anything
>>157748037It’s one of the highest scoring games ever
>>157748002Damn, he beat a LB?
>>157747527
>>157748037Nah, we get games like that usually once a season. Every 2 at the most. I think the Lions dropped 50 on the Bears last season, and the Dolphins beat the Broncos 70-20 a year or 2 before that.
Who's getting bit by the injury bug this year?
>>157748069The substation requires sustenance
>>157748069Ramilia
>>157748069Chargers
>>157748069Bears. The curse cometh
>>157748069What're the odds San Francisco has so many injured players they have to bring in the replacements and give Falco one last chance to prove he's elite?
>>157748069joe bussy
We are at the early stages of the NFL media praising and lifting Jalen Hurts, while sacrificing Justin Herbert at the Altar.
>>157747202With the exception of the Titans and Browns, did any other team have a loss so bad you think their season is over?Like, you feel 100% sure they wont make the playoffs
>[Rapoport] Lions RB Isiah Pacheco had surgery to remove a body that was pressing on a nerve in his back, source said. It’s a 12-week recovery, with a chance he’ll be back by early December. Originally, Pacheco had an MCL injury, then hurt his back while training.
Will Taylor Swift be in attendance tonight?
>>157748109It begins....
>>157748104If I'm feeling less lazy later I might shoop some shit QBs or something onto the kids in pic related
>>157748104Jalen Hurts lost to the 49ers practice squad in the playoffs, most overrated QB currently playing desu
>>157748109>had surgery to remove a body that was pressing on a nerve in his backwhat the fuck?he had a tumor or wtf does a "body" mean here?
>>157748130cyst probably
>>157748104>NFL media praising and lifting Jalen HurtsThey would never.
>>157748130he's pregnant
>>157747457Juan Denver
>>157748166was*
Dickerson is a real one. Great dude, great character. Hope he gets right.
cope your sheagles are getting bounced out in the wildcard
>Pending MNF, Week 1 was the lowest charted rate of man coverage dating back to at least 2022, per @SumerSportsGoodell told everyone no more hard coverages to beat, we need to get scoring up
You think Taytay dressed him?
>>157748299He looked better as a wigger
>>157748299My girl drinks that same overpriced water that hes carrying
Cowboys aren't winning a single game here
>>157748309Your mom sounds like a cunt.
>>157748299Looking svelte and stylish and ready to ball.
Who's watching the Chiefs MTF countdown?
>>157748312They will beat the eagles and sirani will be fired after the game.
>>157748312anybody who throws swing passes will be unstoppable vs. DallASS
>>157748332ho hum heard that before
Name a more passionate fan base
>>157748288I thought zone was the one that was supposedly too difficult to beat
LUDA!
>>157747907what a shameas far back as last season I figured it was over for himhe just could not come back to where he was pre-surgerypretty much sacrificed his body for the 2024 season and I fear Jurgens is right alongside himbut his injury history was no secret prior to drafting him so I'm just glad we were able to get at least 4 seasons of pro-bowl level play from him
>>157748382The"I wasted a ton of my savings turning my fandom into a gambling addiction and now I must chimp out" classic
>>157748432SURELY THIS TIME! YEAR 7 FOR THE GREEN BAY PACKERS QB WILL BE BAD!!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAH >:)
Do Chiefs fans hate the Bills or Broncos more?
>>157748460triggered
>>157747965It hit the ground, shouldn’t even have been a catch
>>157748438he's a legend for the owl run
>named General-D>only made petty officer
>>157748509but the ball is clearly in his hands?
>>157748491It's weird seeing him show emotion
Bills super bowl confirmed.
God, you people are about to be insufferable the next week over one fucking game.
>>157748576i took AP classes in high school and i dont understand this chart
>>157748531And also clearly on the ground. You can’t just pick up the ball
>>157748514he was a straight DAWG one of the best in the game at his peakbut unfortunately I think his peak is over and won't be hit again, even bringing Mailata's performance down with him to cover his blown assignments I would love nothing more than him to prove me wrong but I think he truly broke himself to get that owlKendall is decent and Lampkin is a feel good story but I don't know if either could hit peak Dickerson's level, especially with no more Stoutland
>>157748585pre-coping so soon, my dear?
>>157748585>the next weekChiefs fags still going schizo about a week 1 game 4 years ago
>>157748576I'm not on board with this oneMann was an absolute cannon leg yesterdayjust bombs after bombsI refuse to believe he's that low, let alone not at the top
>thro pix
Hey Botard, what do you think of that series?
and...picked off alreadyso this the power of blow dix
Gonna be a lot of Bo induced melties in Denver this season.
>Clay martin is head ref this gameChiefs going 1-0 today
THRO PIX>BLO DIXTHRO PIX>BLO DIXTHRO PIX>BLO DIXTHRO PIX>BLO DIXTHRO PIX>BLO DIXTHRO PIX>BLO DIXTHRO PIX>BLO DIXTHRO PIX>BLO DIXTHRO PIX>BLO DIXTHRO PIX>BLO DIXTHRO PIX>BLO DIX
elite
Just tuned in, what did I miss? Sounds like Denver got the ball first and fucked up.
>>157748824Picked off on the 3rd play of the game
>>157748824see >>157748755 >>157748726 >>157748718
>mfw people doubted 2026 NFL MVP Patrick MahomesI have no face because even you idiots knew this was inevitable deep down.
>>157748824Bo's first pass was one of the worst interceptions all of week 1.
sheagle fans are clueless retards
Well, looks like Mahome's demise was greatly exaggerated
You all knew this was going to happen.
>>157748919What are you seething at now?
that’s why Mahomes is the goat. The goat. Get fucked haters.
>>157748864well, hopefully he got it out of his system. I don't care about either of these teams, and it looks like KC is going to bootyblast Denver per usual, so probably just going to keep watching Shogun and some Japanese documentary I downloaded.
Broncos faggots are dead no AFC playoffs this year for you lmaoooooooBlox Dix's only chance was last year and his ankle shattered in the face of a true WHITE MALE QB in DRAKE MAYE
Buncos look like shit
If I didn't have thousands riding on this game I'd turn this shit off
>>157748992Unironically better than Brady.
>>157748998Fake Gaye is just as fraudulent as Bo Nix.
>week 1+ going to be dominated by queefieskek all the burrsfag spam and jesterguild antics were for nothing
they sho got quiet huh
>>157749014My Chiefs make every team look like shit to be fair.
>>157749019>If I didn't have thousands riding on this game I'd turn this shit offI mean, you don't need to actually watch the money disappear.
They held the world cup at arrowhead? I thought that was a soccer thing.
>>157749077except in Super Bowls
>sneed penalized
>tfw I let the Bofags get in my head and picked Denver to wingod i'm an idiot. Of course Chiefs wouldn't lose the Mahomes return game.
>>157749101He put money on the Chiefs winning because even the haters know that the dynasty isn't over.
>sneed
mahomes is whiter than gayleb...
>>157749226but slightly less gay
Kelce about to get cucked by a manlet
These teams both suck lol
Mahomes looking limited after the first drive.
its seems you have been INFECTED with a Patty induced MELTYHOLY KEK @ YOUR LIFE
>>157749403the real trvke
my nigga c wentz is my kangz QB but goddamn that nigga needs to stop dying!
Genuinely how do you win like this
I have seen so many fouls that the refs haven’t called on the chiefs
>>157748299nigga looking like tony soprano. maybe taylor has a daddy fetish
did the sound die?
>>157749566Football is back babby!
>>157749591he doesn't look anything like tony
>>157749550>Fly Eagles Fly Deutschland
>>157749632He's fat
>>157749550By scoring more points than your opponent, duh.
>>157749632Yeah Tony looked like a fat slob and Travis looks like a Chad.
I had a roommate in college that only ate plain pasta noodles and would discuss his ck2 campaign AT LENGTH. He was colloquially referred to as "Xanny the manny" (first name Xander". Stop talking to us when my friend made a holocaust joke. Sean Payton makes me think of him because of the connection to Xanax.
>>157749632he dresses like him though
Yes, the old 3rd and a mile screen
>>157749667tony is like 30-50 lbs fatter than him you retard and the faces look nothing likenor does the hairlineand tony would never be second fiddle to some bitch
>>157749729tony wasn't even a varsity fucking athlete, quit ball washing
>walks off the field after an incomplete pass
Digger, more like
Holy washed, post-surgery Mahomes is a friggin shadow of his former self
Is Mahomes washed?
>>157749550Hurts is much better under pressure than people think
>>157749876Radio announcers saying the reason Mahomes looks washed and is so inaccurate today is that bum knee is throwing his normal mechanics all off
He's shaking off rust and is still going to HEEM the Broncucks
>>157749903HES GOT THE KNEE BRACE AND SHEEEIT
>>157749923it looks like his skin already shook of the rust from his black father
do you think mahomes is a bit sad knowing he could've gotten a baddie like herbert or even a hoe like taylor swift but ended up with bitch who's just as annoying but ugly.
think we've already seen peak mahomes. it's over
I love plays where the receiver runs short of the 1st down marker
>>157749860>>157749876ACLs are no joke. It typically takes a year to come back then another year for a player to get back to their old skill level. Mahomes is going to look a step slow all season but he'll be back to his usual self next season.
>>157749980>do you think mahomes is a bit sad knowing he could've gotten a baddie like herbertI don't think he's gay. Also, Herbert isn't that hot.
>>157750043see>>157749816i mean herberts gf but mahomes is gay. if youre black and you're raised by whites you always end up a bit fruity
Mahomes playing like a backup QB, is he ever going to throw the ball?
Aww the crowd wants a flag :(
Araiza is an admitted child rapist
>>157750124Don't worry, they'll get a phantom pi with the game in the line and it will be called a make up call.
>>157750155kinda jelly
People laughed when the Jags took Nate Boerkircher but he had the most snaps of any rookie TE this week
Sean Payton needs to call these plays himself.
Oh this is actually good news imo. I've had a bone bruise in my knee, and I get it. It's tough to play through, it feels like you can't really trust your leg, but once you give it a chance to heal it's fine.
>>157750265He's a fraud and a sleaze. The only reason he gave up play calling in the first place was to buy himself an freebie year if this one goes south. Don't be surprised if the big headline of the Broncos this offseason is Payton taking back play calling duties after firing the OC.
>>157750344but if he had this all offseason why was he even practicing? he should've been rested
Vince Vaughn supports Caleb and you should too
>>157750228I didn't. Considering the run on TEs that occurred before the pick and the league moving towards more 2 TE formations, it made a lot of sense. He was the consensus best blocking TE in the draft that played in an offense afraid to pass.
>>157750400It apparently happened in practice recently, it's not related to previous injuries. He thought he could play through it but he was wrong.
>>157750443oh wtf I didn't know that I figured this was a long lingering thing. That is better news then actually. Glad he's ok with resting to get healthy.
Apparently chiefs players are impossible to tackle
https://i.4cdn.org/sp/1789435736039692.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/sp/1789435736039692.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/sp/1789435736039692.webmESPN knows
>Chiefs can only put up 14 in a halfI'm thinking we have a real shot at winning the playoffs this year
>>157750582The Bears D sucks but yours sucks even more.
Bo nix so ass manImagine this team with purdy or even shough
Every time I remember the Chiefs have a player named Sneed I do a little chuckle. I wonder if the power of meme magic helps explain their periods of freakish success.
All those fun games yesterday, just for this fucking slurper
now that the dust has settled. How bad is this QB class?
Kek any you retards thought the Chiefs weren't going to effortlessly sweep the owl this year.>b-b-b-but the Bunkos have a good defense they're going to murder Mahomes
>>157750679the gay nigga is the only good one.
>>157750697lol nothere you go getting your hopes up again before you either dissappear out of the genny the second they start looking shit again or start coping about "asterisk games"
>>157750679Blow Dix being the best QB of that draft class is pretty amazing
>>157750697Chiefs aren't showing anything special but the Broncos are looking like refried dog shit.
>>157750679Caleb is a generational talent
>>157750679Caleb > Daniels >> Penis Jr > Maye >>>> Nix >>>> McCarthy
AFCW looking like the worst division in the league desu
>>157750863It's impossible to worse than the NFC South
>>157750863The Raiders might actually have a shot. With Kirk.
Mark Sanchez and Rex Ryan last brought the Jets to the playoffs. That's fucked up.
>>157750922Sanchez was mid as fuck that season. That was all defense.
>>157750982If they'd had even a slightly-better quarterback they could have beaten the Steelers in that one AFC Championship. I felt bad for Rex, he deserved an Owl but he never jettisoned Sanchez when he had the chance.
bronkeks...
Predicted division winners after week 1AFC East - BillsAFC North - RavensAFC West - ChiefsAFC South - TexansNFC East - EaglesNFC North - LionsNFC West - RamsNFC South - Buccaneers
Broncos defense is broken. Bo Nix will have to carry this team.Broncos going 7-10.
Broncos were a fluke team last year just like the pats
>>157751098>NFC West - Ramsnah
>Seattle absolutely embarrassed the Broncucks in the super bowl>then fucked over the Broncucks with the Wilson trade>used the capital to assemble another super bowl winning team>finally, just to fuck with the Broncucks even more, they traded one of the best RBs in the league to the ChiefsJesus what the fuck did Denver do to Seattle to deserve this?
>>157751098>Fuckaqueers making it after struggling against the BungholesIt's the Panthers
>>157751130>the team with the second easiest schedule is a fluke like the team with the first easiest scheduleschedulechads knew what was up.
>kiwipussy’s ball knowledge lol lmao even
>>157751186He's currently having a Bo induced melty.
>>157751098BillsRavensChiefsJagsEaglesBearsSeahawksI have no clue. They all might finish 7-10 at best.
>>157751163I think it should be the Seahawks or 49ers for the NFC West too>>157751173The Panthers are actually third in odds way behind the Atlanta Falcons and after seeing your defense get torched for 50 points its not hard to see why
>>157751098>>157751225>GayvensYou dont know ball
Chefs "fans" are going to say I told you so about Walker hitting a home run but that was just terrible defense
>if i hide behind multiple vpn flags no one will know my shame
THE CHIKANER CURSE
>>157751247You think it'll be the Bengos? They're good too, but the Ravens look like a complete team.
>>157751247The Ravens are a safer bet but the Bengals have a higher ceiling. Steelers only win it if both the Ravens and Bengals stumble.
>>157751237the way people suck off the falcons it's almost like they don't have a qb crisis tearing the team apart right now
I think Payton might shoot Nix
>>157747421https://x.com/invisiblestats/status/2099568782620401974Welcome back kc reffies
>>157751182>Drake Gaye and Blo Dix's entire legacy is beating up on crap teams kek
>>157751294Penis Jr will be the starter when he's healthy and he's not terrible
How's Mahomes playing?
>>157751323How can you be mad at Nix? He's the same guy he's always been.
>>157751335The Chiefs have won a lot of games recently, I wouldn't be surprised if they had a great record with any ref.
>>157751345lol cowboys not having a winning record
Why wasn't Sneed flagged for unsportsmanlike conduct?>ball off the receivers hands>hits the ground>runs up late>shoves the receiver well after the play is over>gets in the receivers face talking shit>follows him while he tries to walk away
>>157751410Cry about, maybe that will help
1. Bears2. Raven3. Bills4. Jags5. ShehawksNot even memeing these are the only teams that actually matter this season
>>157751294Sorry I misspoke its actually the Panthers are third behind the Saints, the Falcons are the longest odds
>>157751422You dont know ball
>>157751418Cry about that pick.
>MahomoK9 is basically their entire offense, huh?
Mahomes trying to out Nix Bo.
Is anyone else glad RUN DA BAWL is back? The NFL got too carried away with that gay homo pass spamming faggotry. CMC and Saquon brought it back.
The Chiefs and Broncos are both ass lmao
>>157751491Was bound to happen when every defense is going Nickel and Dime as their base.
The Chiefs are the Dallas Cowboys in 1997. Most of the pieces of the dynasty are still there, but everyone's just a bit too much older, a bit too much fatter, and with a bit too long of an injury history.
these teams both suck ass holy shit, it's just the buncos suck more
>>157751543Yeah and preferring leaner linebackers and defensive ends
I'm falling asleep
Genuinely, how does anyone rate Bo Nix? He's fucking terrible.
HOWEVER
My Lions will finally win the NFC Championship Game this year
>>157751569>these teams both suck ass holy shitthe chiefs are winning the super bowl
bo nix is so overrated by this thread
>>157751468I'm laughing actually (I'm not a chefs fan)
>>157751659You should've lost to the Saints.
>people LITERALLY thought the Donkeys were the second best team in the leagueKWABOTY
>>157751636People unironically rated Herbert, Maye, and Nix over Purdy, Hurts, and Darnold.
>>157751361somehow playing worse than bo, only redeeming fact of the day was when he ran in for a touchdown while all the broncies brains shut down for some reason as he huffed and puffed his way into the endzone
taking MY FRANCHISE QUARTERBACK over both of these BUMS any day of the week 2bh
>head ref is undefeated for the chiefsbrontangs never had a chance
>gifted a possession at the 5>can only muster a field goalbroncos suck
>>157751688Theres no such thing as shouldve in football, only thing that matters is the W
>>157751704This is so sad, kek.
>>157751688The Saints are a good team. That was a hard fought victory. Cope & seethe.
>>157751397>Over the last 3 KC games he officiated, KC received 130 LESS penalty yards against them than their opponents.
>>157751468>easy int of all time>make it to the 5 yard line>proceed to completely and utterly imploded, reffies saving the buncos from a 30 yard loss from the yakety sax fumble recoveryDogshit team.
>>157751714Time to find a new QB, Blow Dicks is not good
>>157751704That looked good until I saw the time remaining.
HOW MANY?!?! HOW MANY MELTIES HAS BO MADE YOU SEETHE, YOU MAORI BITCH LMAO
Radio announcers before cutting to commercial:"Man, this does NOT look like the #1 Broncos team from last season"
>>157751704Rooskie.... I....
>>157751748Pretty small sample size, and that's not even that much of a margin. Maybe the other teams committed a lot of fouls. Neither of us know otherwise.
>>157751748Very cool, except right now the Chiefs have more penalties, penalty yards, they took a TD off the board, and they just gave the Donkeys about 20 free yards back on that fumble.
That made Tay Tay happy!
>chiefs are backAIEEEEEEEEEEE
giving up dragons to 2026 travis pfizer-swift, it's never been more over
>>157751697sheaglet really tried to sneak Squirts in there
>>157751702damn
welp might as well give the chiefs the super bowl nowits unbelievable that people seriously thought they were out when healthy
Broncos missing big tackles all night. What's up with that?
>>157751912They aren't the world beaters they used to be. If the Broncos were any good offensively they could've had this game.
>>157751251spammy is so pathetic
>>157751892Hurts is better than Herbert, Nixon, and Maye. Are you retarded?
Fun Fact:Drake Maye DUCKED Drew Lock and avoided the post-game handshake
>if
>>157751912Mahomes' longest pass is like 5 yards. People are just going to sit on the run and it'll be a terrible offense.
That's what you get for Bo-lieving in a false messiah.
>>157751978better at being a bus rider maybe
I'm officially turning in my Bo Nix Fan Club card. The haters were right, he blows. And it looks like he's all out of autism magic this year.
>>157752007did you consider that the broncs have a good defense AND are still getting gaped?
>>157752033Their defense is not playing well.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>>157751984>>157751984>>157751984
>>157752020Yeah but what IF Herbert actually played well?
>joe buck's wifewh-which is one is she?!
>>157747503>>157747533>>157747540You’re all incredibly gay and most likely Jewish
>>157752033>a good defenseThey cant stop the run and cant tackle. Last year is irrelevant.
>Rams the only team not to score over 7 points week 1HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>157752033Are we sure they're good?
>>157752060K W A B
I was told all summer that the chiefs were finished and that the afc west belonged to the donkeys and chorgers
>>157752073i was about to say. the guy married his identical fucking twin
>>157752115>>157752101>>157752057they are making mahomes look like a black qb, they stopped 6 third down conversions? its hard when they are constantly on the field cause their offense cant do shit
>>157752118The raiders might be the best team in that division
AIEEEE NOOOOO THE CHIEFS ARE BACKWE'RE TIMELOOPING BACK TO 2023 AND 2024THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE ERA OF THE BEARS SOMEONE STOP THEM THEY'RE STEALING OUR SPOTLIGHT
>>157752118The Raiders might literally have a shot at this point if the rest of the division is going to be this bad.
>>157752158Mahomes is clearly limited from his injury.
>Blo Dix
HOLYKEKATYOURPATHETICMAORILIFE
>>157752158I hope the Broncos defense sees your post bro
Kiwi gonna have a vurrrry rough week mmmhmmm f'raid so
>>157752178The Chiefs look awful too kek two broken teams
Broncos need to cut Bo.
>>157747944HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA
>chiefs are bad>broncos are worseAFC West is up for grabs
>>157752310>>157752310>>157752310NEW
niggas really rate blo over caleb
