Dapper GOAT edition
Finland
It’s also a Tommy “Gunz” McMillen thread
magnificent
*LE ENTER*
hereeveryone enjoys men
>>157750989They shall not divide us.
>>157750953Hokitt made Derrick Lewis his fleshlight.
https://youtu.be/dqAnuH2TTvI?uztwLfP700w2KvGI
There's always another key and peele skit you've already seen before
The slave auction one is one of the most famous
>>157751054Gane is Key
you ever notice how the funny one went on to direct hollywood movies and the unfunny one does insurance commercials now?
i now shoot have the least idea of what's going oncombat sports?
enjoy it while it lasts cereal
is kkf androgynous?
https://youtube.com/shorts/cxdn7CwZMsU?qBXo0Kota-ebxvSs
ponder the great delight of purchasing ciryl gane
>>157751218Baddest girl on the planet
>>157751218they done stripped this nigga butt booty naked for a 10 min lasik
>>157751229No one man should have all that power
>>157750953
sweden
>>157751306Ah, yes indeed
Menippos tells in his Sale of Gane how, when he was captured and offered up for sale, he was asked what he could do, to which he replied, ‘Govern men’; and he then told the auctioneer to make an announcement to ask ‘if anyone wanted to buy a master for himself’.
Spammy is gonna freak out whenever he farts himself awake and sees me posting, I fear
>>157751306
Gane walk out songhttps://youtu.be/PDcu8xmsgh0?IDWlGy7P5zDw_hQx
don't be surprised if the honorable ciryl gane demands to fight for the vacant. that's just the kind of man he is.
I'm afraid
Sweden presents Justin Gaethje
>>157751218Truly nothing more emasculating than a hospital gown.
>>157751434
Been too scared to check my mail ever since this post dropped.Power and water are both cut off now, anybody know how to defuse a home made IED?
The funny part is, I actually have the least idea what's "really going on here" out of anyone
>>157751557Buy a metal detector and sweep the area
I need to get into my mailbox but this person (who is deffinetly not spammy btw) said they're gonna bomb me there :(
tom aspinall will be more than willing to open the mailbox
Noooo, no I don't want to find out please dont make me find out :'(
Tom Aspinall ranks Top 10 mailboxes
>You wanna find out?
>>157752096
>>157752012is that what the fatass from the best of me video tried to do to that one slut whose name i cannot remember? i think it was bjork or something
>>157752155I haven't the foggiest idea but thank you for asking
jon jones on a mma joey retweet spree
Still time to delete this thread
>>157752196>he doesnt know keep it that way xneed
Told you spammy was gonna have a meltie whenever he got here lol
gentlemen please we're all reasonable cage fighting enthusiasts here let's just settle down and negotiate our terms
Jones is retweeting MMA Joey
>>157752096is this really where he lives?
>>157752465I propose we keep posting whatever we want and make the janny deal with it (for free)
JUST NOW: Tom Aspinall signed as a 4chan moderator.
>>157752551No lol
>>157752465sure thing, stay still
My Grandma talking about Ganehttps://youtube.com/shorts/CjiD8fOqo_E?lkOryxGeorG0VLwh
why is he like this
>>157752680
This is what smoking weed with O'malley does to you.
>>157751204Been wondering when Jamal is gonna fight again. Hes been out for a long time
>>157752633
>>157752721
Tom holding mitts for Ellen Page
Whats next for Regina?
>>157752980More like "Vagina" heh
Costa should go to Ki MMA after he finishes ufc contract
Chat is so fucking funny man(No niggers, Indians, or Paki shitskins allowed)
>>157753095Someone wipe this guys vagina and get him the fuck out of here before I call my Uncle Greg
Jiri
Wishing Tom a full and speedy recovery, and good fortune going forward for him and his family. Why? It's called being a decent human being.
>>157753139your e?
hate to say it but joey is right https://x.com/MMAJOEYC/status/2099488690758197678
Calculation and analysis status?
Turki Al-Sheikh is one of the richest & most powerful people on earth with the best job ever, and God gives him a fucking brain tumor? Thats fucked up man, feels like so what nobody is allowed to be happy anywhere? Hopefully he pulls through, zuffa needs him.
>>157753226the sad thing is that guru will kill himself joey. magine making millions by talking into a microphone and you're depressed.
>>157753336Too many cunts ringing him on that smartphone
>>157753336>forgets he is pushing for Zuffa boxing >shifts to de la hoya
>>157751486Well, he literally neutered himself, so…
god creates you and goes alright boy your name is turkey
GANEERA
hot today gane tamale or something like that
>>157753473Schooled that lanklet!
nigga let's bang
Zoomers don't know this, but Jon Jones was once considered a model citizen. Good Christian boy, fighting crime, doing Nike ads. Of course, later we found out he is a psychopath.
just so the record is clear, tom aspinall kept getting surgeries for social media until he went blind on accident
>>157753336so does this nigga even like sports or are my fav yhoutuber sloppers were honest about sporst washing
>odin strikes down another false believerbased
>>157753336>Turki Al-Sheikh is one of the richest & most powerful people on earthTurkey is just a henchman in the Saudi government. MBS can take away his power whenever he wants.
Heeminder that what DC meant by Jon Jones getting push unlike other black fighters because he's "typical" remains an unsolved mystery.
Turki won the battle.Dana won the war.
>>157753575Me personally? I'd send this foolish, feeble, four-eyed freak flying and flailing frantically I fear.
Tom "The Quitter" Aspinall
>>157753589top 3 zestiest culture1. middle eastern2. latin america3. mediterranean
Zis man eez not a jok ahehehehe
>>157753514I get peoples hopes up like this and then let them down like this
>loses>posts pics with his family or bible verses>guys I actually don't care about fighting and all these other collaterals are much more importantFighters have to be the most fragile manchildren in the world. Yeah bro you got punched 500 times in the head and you're a moral advocate out of a sudden, lmao.
Gane is who Jones wishes he was because he's a cheater but outside of the cage he knows how to control his blackness since he's half white. maybe the jews were onto something with race mixing
there is profound wisdom hidden in the tales of gane and jones and aspinall, for those with eyes to see it
Jon GOAT Jones Cyril Good GaneTom Gay Aspinallthe triple G of UFC
>DC - cheater>Jones - cheater>Gane - cheater>Stipe - never cheated>Aspinall - never cheatedI'm noticing something here
StipGOD took those eyepokes and let himself get heem't like a man
Team Tommy, wwa? I’m sick of the old men on here constantly talking about boomers like Gane, Tommy is the new stud in town and we need to put our support behind him
Much like Gane, Stipe’s fouls were only retributive in nature.
this was a self fulfilling prophecy from timmy aspinall who couldn't resist the ocean of hugs waiting for him upon the reveal that he was blinded forever by a common eye poke. crafty vets knew the truth from the beginning. he was drooling to give up and drown on an ocean of pity because he's spiritually a little baby who just wants love.
Tom would be blind by now if not for the surgeries and especially if he continues to fight, won, and shrugged off the eye poke Niggas is just mad that he cucked their bloodlust
>>157753907ratlipped freak of a ting
if Tom kept fighting he could have cool ass robot eyes right now
the sad thing is gane prob would've won. gane makes everyone look slow on the feet except volkov i guess
>>157753907>Tom Aspinall leaves the UFC in disgrace>Tom McMillen starts his career Coincidence?
>>157753907>gay tom 2
Not a single word from Guru today. My guess is he’s not going live for DWCS. He’ll go live on Saturday for the fights but he’ll be completely miserable and short tempered the entire time
>>157754005Volkov looked slow as hell both times he fought Gane. He landed one (1) good punch in 40 total minutes.
>>157753916Asspainal unironically wants you to believe that he was poked worse than this
>>157750953Please tell me one of (You) trains with Ruffy and that he has a secret technique that will obliterate Arman
>>157754095yeah I taught him the reverse oil check
>>157751557>>157751804Spams was acting so proud to have found your address. But the chive showed you posted it first.Word on the streets of /heem/ is this was some poor Muslim senpai’s house in your neighborhood and now spammys been terrorizing he daddy’s house all along.. if so that’s pretty dark b… like not okay.
>>157754065Ariel is a master ratsmith but the mob keeps him around because he is atleast TRYING to be a better man plus his status is so unashamably low it gives everyone confidence when they are feeling their downest. Thats Ariel "The Master Rat" Helliwani
>>157754065Stipe DID have to have surgeries after DC's eye pokes in their first fight. He poked him like 20 times. Yet he didn't really raise a stink about it and farm sympathy for year so everyone just moved on.
hogtie brian ortega and throw him into a pit of starving rats with aids
just fucked gane
>>157754190Many men have said this
>>157754065Tom got a bunch of cosmetic surgeries during his vacation so his eyes would look red and bolster his injury claim. I dont even see anyone mentioning that apparently he RE-injured his eye in sparring. Maybe he got poked by Ante Delija. Either way Tom re injured himself and that's why he's not back and vacating.
mexican martial arts is on some drugs and posted some weird video on his livestream
You guys are making me really want to see Gane brutally knocked out and humiliated.
>>157754232 why didnt he just smoke hella high cbd weed so hes eyes would get red but secretly heal at the same time then go yo dana you need someone to replace the ortega fight? dont tell the helwanis. and then come out to a mega pop. impossible for tom to imagine this because he only enjoys getting fingered in any hole he can eyes ass etc daddy finger dana finger gane finger dont matter
>>157754260By Mick Parkin
you now remember winged c
autistic tom AGPspinall and his special finger interest. i got a finger for you right here tom it means fuck you
Poor tom...
Aspinall will wait until January to have his eye heal back and will pound Gane into the canvas. By Allah I swear it
>>157754260your weak mind is not welcome in the gane kingdom
No mercy in the Petr Yan era
>ACKED!
GDS (Gane Derangement Syndrome)
There's nothing stopping you from doing penis enlargement exercises while you watch the fights
Van vs PantojaArman vs RuffyPitbull vs ChoiIwo fighting againMoicano fighting ??? Gable Stevenson Another Vera humiliation ritualTai Tuivasa We got A LOT of kino on the way my friends…
time will tell if Gable is the Yugi of the UFC or if Jon will be stuck as the GOAT for another 5000 years
>>157754359Islam is already the GOAT
bought a huge bag of coffee and it tastes like shit
>>157754350any longer and it'll get wrapped around my legs when i throw kicks
>>157754354I want to see Gable fight that giganigga from contender series
GOAT recognize GOAT
the second dustin video just didn't hit the same
cause it was the same arrest, honestly IGBBMN wouldn't had hit the same if we saw those videos. he said it too much
