APOLOGIZE
Join me KiwiWe can cope and seethe together
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biz nood muhfugga
Caleb is the best QB of the 2024 class.
>Broncos suck>Chiefs suck too>Chorgers will inevitably ChorgeCould it be...?
damn they both got da flu
>>157752354This but unironically
>haven't beaten a non-jesterguild team in the playoffs in 16 yearskek!
Holy fuck the donkeys cant tackle. kek
>>157752386And there it is
never want to see jffm post here again
The AFCW is for the raiders to lose
>chiefs come back to steal the burrsfags spotlightKEK they didn't even get 24 hours
The Chiefs have played so badly and theyre blowing the Broncos out lmfao
QUICK, PRETEND LIKE BO NIX IS A WHITE NATIONALIST OR SOMETHING! POST THE PICTURE OF HIM HOLDING AN AR15! POST THE RED GLOWING EYES!
Kenneth Walker carrying Mahomes' washed up ass
I'm confused. I read the Donkeys were the second best team in the league and the Boseph Nix was going to gape the Chiefs? What's happening?
>Chiefs are backIs /nfl/ happy?
>Blo Dix
>>157752370remember when flyovers screamed for a week that muh cold would save them?
The Chiefs suck but the Broncos suck worse. Second worst division in the league, clearly.
>>157752332best in his class>>157752354yup
Let me just - *PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT*Ahhh, that's much better.
LMAO! Fuck the Kiwibitch Asss Blowdicker!
>>157752456>best outcome for total net seethei'm good with it
>headcanon forced memejesus
The Hamlins lost to THIS? Fucking embarrassing.
Bo induced ACK!
>>157752456doesn’t matter to me, it reinforces the fact that the AFC is garbage
its seething so hard >>157752497
post >yfw da BURRS win da superb owl
I'm having a Bo induced KEKAROOOOOOOOOO
>>157752569
Is Romo still in the booth this season?
Wasn’t it said 6 gorillion times in this general this offseason that Bo Nix would rape the chiefs on national television? Did I hallucinate that?
>>157752569>mfw
>Caleb>Daniels >Maye>Penix>McCarthy>NixAll drafted in the 1st round, and can get paid next year. Caleb will get a contract, Daniels probably will, but idk about the rest. Maye I guess.
>>157752623Not yet
There is nothing sadder than knowing it's over by week 1
>he spent months ritualposting only to immediately get buttfucked
SOON
WTF?!? I THOUGHT KELCE WAS SUPPOSE TO BE WASHED!!!
retarded ass Broncos making the Chiefs look like absolute monsters.
The Ravens and the Jags are the teams that impressed the most this week.
>punting in the 4th while down 3 touchdowns
Chiefs games are just so much better to watch as a casual viewer the atmosphere is crazy
>>157752639But he didn't got fired after the DIU?
SAY THE LINE, MAORISAY THE LINE THEN DO THE ANCESTORS DANCE
BEAR DOWN
>>157752665Bills were impressive because it was against the Texans. Giants looked sharp too.
>>157752665What about the Giants? They actually look like a football team again after years of that not being the case.
>>157752665>beat a couple bottom feederswow
>>157752665nah, Bills.
Broncosfaggots we .... We....Sucked the cock.
The super team rams are the lowest scoring team in the NFL.
>>157752667the tomahawk chop chant is kino af, gotta give credit where credit's due to the chiefs and florida state
>>157752684That's true. They went off against that defense. >>157752687The Giants beat the Cowboys. Nothing impressive about that.
>>157752689Smoking bad teams easily is literally the clearest sign of a good team. Teams that scrap and claw for wins and play everyone close get bounced like the Steelers the past two decades
>>157752666>blow dix
>>157752684>>157752693>falling for the razor cake againhow many time do we have to teach you this lesson old man?
>>157752710Braves so it too in baseball
>>157752410>The AFCW is for the raiders to losenah, Chiefs are winning it
Why are they randomly cutting to shots of some random private booth at the queefs game
>Cooper report out of nowhereA little salt on the wound. kek
>>157752734Because Tom Cruise is there!
>>157752467>The Chiefs suck but the Broncos suck worse.The problem is this is as bad as the chiefs are going to beThey will only get betterMahomes literally can't throw. Once he does, they're a legitimate owl threat
>>157752710>retarded white trash racist chant that isn't even historically accurate whatsoever is somehow kinoretarded Ivan I hope a Ukranian drone bombs you
>>157752727Ah right, Lameme and Trevor 4INTs. Next you'll say what IF Herbert could do something
>>157752751That problem is going to linger all season though.
>>157752753Uh oh bitchknees is cranky
6 months of ritualposting for THIS???Imagine wasting that much of your life for a 28 year old bust
>>157752635Maye will because the narrative that he's good has stuck and will take a bit to fade. Nix will get re-signed too because they believe in him for some reason.
>>157752762The banners are dropping
>>157752762>early life section of his wikipedia
>>157752762
Packers!
>>157752753look at the brownoid redditor dare to use the scary no-no r-slur while no one is looking
>>157752801have lost 6 straight
>>157752799>>157752809I don't like these images..... I LOVE THEM
>>157752753>fans: I consent >Seminole tribe: I consent >silly nigger (You): I DON'T
fucked up shooting my forget-how to-tackleanator at the broncos practice facility all week.my bad, guys.
>16 years since they managed to beat another division in an elimination game
Why can't the buncos tackle????
>It's going to be another Bills vs Chiefs AFC championship game
>>157752798Anon if you gotta early section him i think you might be blind
>>157752860You WILL get a Chiefs Eagles part 3 and you WILL like it.
>>157752798it's not even necessary. I mean look at him. The only thing he's missing is a tiny hat.
If the buncos want to turn this shit around they need to fire Webb immediately, I haven't seen such a dog shit offense since the Adam Gase Jets/Dolphins.
The Raiders were the most impressive AFC West team in week 1.
>>157752767>That problem is going to linger all season though.added to the cope collage
NYBROS WERE SO BACK
>>157752860No.
>>157752860>Allen will choke againwhat a boring season
>NFL moms>I piss myself commercialWhat the fuck
Nothing in this game makes me trust the chefs t.bh. They don't look good either.
>burrs lifegame with no defense>get #3 in power rankings>about to get knocked down to #4 as the chiefs steal the spotlightkek
>>157752906nahit's chiefs
giants-rams suddenly looks like a really interesting mnf matchup for next week. fair play, football gods
>>157752860
but /nfl/ told me buncos' defense was elite...
My SAN FRANSISCO FORTY NINERS will booty blast both these shit teams.
Keeeeeeekkkk Chiefies shake their ass at /nfl/ trannies just like this kek
>>157752923The Chiefs looked bad, the Broncos just looked awful.
I just saw a commercial for middle aged women needing pads for when they piss themselves in public.Is this a real thing? Are women really this gross?
>>157752906I like the jaggies but they do not deserve to make a superbowl until they fix their pathetic uniforms
>>157752906
>>157752922shut up. I pay good money for this smut.
>>157752923they have a defense, that's more than other "top teams" can say.
I did not expect this, but I'm happy for K9.
>>157752939this tard is anti clutch
It’s going to be packers vs texans super bowl. I’m calling it now
>>157752941They need you to play for them Christian Gonzalez
>>157752924broncos are not keeping #2 fagtard
>>157752860Chiefs Bengals. Chiefs are the only team capable of stopping Burrow with a defense
>>157752886Payton is toking some real good shit to think Webb has any talent at being an offense coordinator. I know a lot of Broncos players made a lot of bad plays but Webb was still ass.
fum blix
>>157752906>18/23 245 yds 4TD 0 INT 150.6 RTGDid not except him to be the #1 QB in week one but here we are
holy shit this broncshits offense is pathetic
Is blo dix the worst QB in the NFL?
This is just sad. What a fraudulent season last year was.
Nixbros....
Blows cocks hahahahaha just save your money on the new stadium your shit team should be forced to ride a bus back to Denver
GUYS QUICK BO NIX AR-15BO NIX RED EYESBO NIX IS A WHITE SUPREMACIST HE IS BASED HE IS REDPILLED HE IS THE WHITE MAN
>thro pix>blo dix
the new new new new new new new new new worst season opener ever
So Caleb was the only good QB from that draft class? Apologize
>>157752990It's also worth noting the third quarter play calling was 100% safe, clock eaters and he got benched with over 8 minutes left.
>>157753050?
It's been funny watching Peyton go from denial to acceptance that Nix is a fraud
How's Pacheco feeling right now
Bo Nix is so ass
Did the Broncos take a 12 hour flight to Melbourne befofe the game? Why are they so garbage?
Bo lost the Broncos the game
>>157753067playoff stats don't count in the NFCN chud
>>157753076The script was meant for KC to winNothing to do there
Who’s here later
>grow mix
>>157753067Caleb looked way better than Jayden yesterday. The Bears would've put up at least 30 on the Eagles. It's not 2024 anymore, lil guy. You can't keep holding onto that rookie season.
Somehow, the Chiefs returned...
>>157753076The game is obviously in Kansas you dumb fuck
Reminder that this fraud got further than the entirety of the NFCN last year
BO NIX AR15 RED EYES
Meh, mahomes looks washed and the Cheifs WRs are shit and Kenneth Walker will eventually get injured. Mediocre team
>>157753067jaybum looked washed as fuck until is OC let him run high school offense again yesterday, 2024 was the most fugaze shit ever.
If I was a broncos fan I would kms lol
>>157753110He didn't because he tore his bussy at the end of the Bills game
The Raiders are winning the AFC West. Mendoza will not take a snap this season.
The Swifties make the Chiefs gay
Payton and the playcaller he chose need to be fired ASAP
Joey Lesbian
>>157753100>just forget all that shit we talked just to lose to the lambslol
>>157753071He was just being a homer. No way he watched Nix fumble fuck the football last season and thought to himself. >yeah, this kid is gonna be good
>>157753076Humidity is insanely high in KC tonight broncos are shell shocked by it
>Sneed returns>Chiefs D looks unstoppableSneedbros were so back!
>>157753110it helps to play in the pathetic gAyFC
Mahomes sucks. Has to depends on KW
>I need to cast the bully in a 1980s high school movie
>>157753076You hold your tongue, they scored 3 more points than your superteam.
Chiefies have the best run game in the league
>>157753143This
I thought you cant pull players forwards?
>>157753110>didn't finish the game>caleb didYou should pay more attention.
>>157752979>team is unprepared >team is undisciplined >can't get anyone open scheme wise>no run game>players look lostI put this on the OC, if they want to have a good season they need to dump his ass and get some one else.
>>157753151He’s from Alabama
How about them CHIEFSSSSS *Dana*
>>157753135AFC is literally the strongest conferenceNFC is full of dogshit teams like the NFCN, cowboys, etcit's only the NFCW and the NFCE carrying it
>>157753143If any other QB had this performance they would say they sucked
>>157753129Cool. What does Jayden actually have going for him though? He's stuck on a mid team with an underwhelming HC. There's no future in Washington.
>ask who are the worst teams of the NFC in recent history>2 out of 4 are NFCN teamskek they really are a guild of jests aren't theyeven clankers know how raped they are
Bo Nix is just a modern day Paxton Lynch.
>>157753172NFCW will manhandle the AFCW
Sorry Bronco fans, the Bills are here for you.
spammy is mad his favorite QB got gaped tonight
>>157753134fucking patriots did that shit all the time under belichick. jamie collins sucked shit on the browns and was a part of the 1-31 stretch, then came back to new england and played like a pro bowler again
>>157753186stats dont liegayleb is inferiorjayden daniels is superior
>DUDE SEAN PAYTON IS HOLDING BO NIX BACK. HE NEEDS TO LET DAVIS WEBB CALL PLAYS SO THE OFFENSE CAN BE CONSISTENT.>DUDE FUCK DAVIS WEBB. HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO CALL PLAYS. WHY DID SEAN PAYTON GIVE HIM PLAYCALLING DUTIES? PAYTON SHOULD BE CALLING THE PLAYS.
Complete Domination>49ers>Ravens>JaguarsSolid Win>Jets>Bengals>Bills>Cardinals>Giants>RaidersWin with major team issues>Seahawks (only because of Darnold's injury)>Bears>Steelers>Vikings>Eagles>Lions>ChiefsLoss with positive takeaways>Saints>Buccs>Commanders>Panthers>TexansTotal Humiliation>Rams>Colts>Falcons>Chargers>Cowboys>Broncos>Patriots>PackersIt's Over>Browns>Dolphins>Titans
THE BRONCOS ARE THE BETTER TEAM WITH THE BETTER COACHING AND HAVE A MUCH, MUCH, MUCH BETTER DEFENSECHIEFS HAVE NO CHANCESTOP BEING RETARDED AND FACE THE TRUTH
>>157753143>t. raped bitch
AHAAAAHAHAAHAHOHONONONOONOO
Saar, why did you redeem loss?!
>post yfw you'll never have to see an unironic "Bo induced ____" post ever again for the rest of your life
Bronkies should be committing seppuku for that one. Insane rack of disciprine
>>157753200He's straight up Alabama Tim Tebow with less HRT and more UV absorption
>>157753215Mahomes played like ass so you have no reason to talk shit
Total Chief Victory
>>157752866>>157752866>>157752866>>157752866WHERE THAT KIWI AT????!? BELT TIME BOYHELLO??? WHY AREN'T YOU SPAMMING YOUR WEBMS NOW YOU LITTLE BITCH??? NEVER FUCKING FORGET TONIGHTMAHOMESOWNSYOU!!!!
Broncos should do some trade with Nix to try and get Burrow off Bendals
>>157753212superior at missing games
>>157753227They'll beat the jags next week cause thats how the nfl works
>>157753234Oh are we the Kansas City Mahomeses?
>>157753237Does this dude have a TV contract or something? Why is he shown on camera at every game?
>He gots Da Fl-ACK!
>chiefs are backNOOOOO IT WAS OUR TURN FOR ATTENTION THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
>>157753238KEKWI BTFOOOOO
>>157753215I was wrong about the Broncos. But the Chiefs aren't good.
>>157753251You're the statmutt so you can't get his dick out of your mouth. Donkeys are just a bottom 5 team
im having a bo induced kekky
>>157753214It's actually over for the Broncos.
Chiefies are comin
>Chiefs win one game >retards come back to gloat Can’t wait till they finish with a shit record
ive seen enough my raidies finna kick the donkie and chargtards asses
Fr fr though why did the broncos forget how to tackle
>Chiefs have one down year>Bronkeks legit thought it meant they were gone forever
How the fuck do you lose to a team where the QB literally cannot throw the ball?
THE CHIKANER CURSE STRIKES AGAIN
>>157753238>kiwi BTFO week 1 againlove to see it
Bo Nix hypetrain 2025-2026
>>157753278That's possible when Blo Dix is your QB
>Boner Lix
Mad at the BearChiefs?
>>157753214i still think the dolphins will get better as the year goes on and the young defense gels together under hafley
>>157753272oh you are seething KEK
>>157753261>I was wrong. ButYou’re still wrong but you’ll never learn because you’re seething and not thinking logically KWAB
>after losing for a decade straight to the Chiefs, the Donkeys finally get a win>all the talking heads mention how incredible their defense is, Bo Nix is the second coming of Brady, Donkeys would've won the Owl if Nix didn't get injured, they're the comeback gods,etc.>multiple sites have them top 3 teams in the NFL>proceed to get completely and utterly gaped in 4K, but a washed Mahomes and a mid-tier RB, despite extreme levels of reffingThis is the funniest shit I've seen in awhile. The Gayders have a better record than the Donkeys! KWAB
>>157753272bo-induced melty (it's because he sucks)
>>157753100>Caleb looked way better than Jayden yesterdayWho'd they play?
>walker has a career games>ZOMG GUIZE MUTTHOMES!!!!!
i'm gonna start doing breakfast and prepare for the day, enjoy the rest of your night frens
>>157753272>bronktards gloat and spam the thread all offseason>their “vaunted” defense and “elite” QB get gapednot even a queefie but this is sad
>>157753290Bears-Chiefs owl? 120 points and 1400 yards of offense?
>>157753296Sorry you're having a Bo induced melty.
>>157753248kek...KEK!!!!
>>157753308Do you even watch football
>>157753153At least Rams have an excuseChiefs didnt even make the playoffs last year kek
>>157753272>come backNah, I've been here laughing at your bitch asses. I told you not to run when it comes. Bend over.
>>157753272kek we're back to chiefs vs the worldyou love to see it
I WANTED THAT WIN SO BAD IM GONNA CRY IM SO PROUD OF MY TEAM
>>157753290Fuck off queef faggot, you may not leech off of DA BEARS
>It was just a career game bro>please ignore the 13+ egregious missed tacklesKWAAAAAAAB
Mahomes has veins all over his face and neck. He roided to recover from the injury no doubt.
excluding the browns. the broncos by far looked the worst for week 1
>>157753272UH OH HE'S HAVING A BO INDUCED MELTYBOINDUCEDMELTY
Denver's defense is stinky shit
>>157753318>Rams have an excuseMcGay being a retard isnt a valid excuse
I was told that anus lips payton "tricked" my KANGZ into picking "the wrong QB".
kek burrfags seething everyone will be talking about the chiefs and mahomes this entire week
>bo nix when the play requires him to throw the ball more than 5 yards
>>157753330What happened to them
>>157753308It would be neat to see Chicago hang 120 on Kansas Shitty
My stomach is grumbling, I think I need to take a huge Bo Nix.
guys I think the broncos just had a bo induced melty
>>157753278Nix is white rushing QB like Drake Maye. Both benefited from easy schedules, penalties, and natural statistical variation. Both play loose with the football. White QBs cannot gain yards with their legs like black QBs. When you have a white guy who runs a lot like Nix, Tebow, Manziel, Allen, etc you're guaranteed to be disappointed. White pocket passers when super bowls; not white runners. Mark my words no white rushing QB is going to win a super bowl this year.
>>157753306what's for breakfast?
>Sean Payton give up playcalling duties because ???
Our defense is already top 5 and Spag defenses don’t peak until snow falls.We are so back
>>157753335He did. But he also picked the wrong QB.
I wish I had a pussy. Feels like I was meant to be a woman.
>Donkeys total yards: 176>Walker's RUSHING yards: 173How embarrassing. If you take receiving yards, he single-handedly had more yardage than the entire Donkeys.
>>157753315>raped cubtrannies seethingkek how was that series against the sewers?fled from baseball to football?
Thank god the raiders won
>>157753335He did and they were both wrong
the white man marches on
>>157753238
That drive where the broncos scored felt like a completely different offense and then they went back to checky downy for the rest of the game
A bunch of missed calls on the Chiefs, Blo Dix should have only lost by 10.
>>157753318>At least Rams have an excuseTHEY SENT FIFTEEN STAFFERS WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT!?!?!?!?!
>>157753315dumbass tried to brace his fall with his toothpick arms for no reason
>>157753238>>157753272having a bo induced kekky rn
>>157753341at least 20 missed tackles, probably more.
>>157753350Emmett Johnson my GOAT. Do u have the Kenneth Walker run
the scary part is the chiefs didn't even look good today
>>157753352AND DELANE EXITED TO A SHOULDER INJURY 1ST QUARTERITS LEGIT ONLY GOING TO GET BETTER
Best defense in the league
>>157752714>Teams that scrap and claw for wins and play everyone close get bounced like the Steelers the past two decadesWait till you find out about the KC Chiefs. Every single game is close, even when they were OP with Hill.
If the rams D didn't give me 1 fucking point, Walker would have won me my fantasy match
>>157753278The Chiefs didn't lose though
This is what a system QB looks like>but but but Purdy is a...
>>157753351Payton is a hack who was carried by Brees and he knows it. He's not the offensive genius everyone says he is, he just had 2 of the best QBs of all time playing for him
Chiefs win!/nfl/ loses!Say the line /nfl/!
>>157753353>>157753361>Kangz are paying JJM $5M and will not extend him and will find someone else.>Blow pix will get $65M/yr after this season because they have no other options.
>>157753335Nine is even worse. Dude is so bad he's a third string.
>>157753348eggs, bacon, rye bread and coffee :D
>buncos tackling
How weak is this kid?
>>157753360Gayest shit I've ever seen on /sp/ and I've seen Eagles/Cowboys game threads
>>157753359You have the wrong refugee.
>>157753306stay frosty out there Simo
>>157753385K W A BWAB
>>157753370uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh idk let's see what this one is
I used to get angry, but now all I can do is laugh
>>157753386>2 of the best QBs>2
>>157753375bears tier kek
>>157753402Yep that’s it thanks anon
>>157753402Good on him for finishing it, but that is just god awful defense
Week one really showcased how fraudulent last season was. Pats only made it to the Owl because they had the easiest schedule since the telephone was invented and the Donkeys just got lucky in all their coin flip games.
>>157753390see: >>157753389
>>157753391Sounds good, rye is underrated bread.
>>157753407Brees was so good that I counted him twice
>>157753372The broncos were absolutely dogshit in all phases of the game and you could tell they just kinda gave up
>>157753420Brees was a garbage time babby.
>he is still OBSSESSED after getting BOOTYBLASTED all day yesterdayOUCHIES!
i was all for kirko playing the season out but now after seeing how far his arm has degraded i think >we gotta put nando in sooner rather than later
>>157753372Yep Mahomes wasn’t comfortable passing yet. This was all run game. Now imagine our defense with Delane back and our offense with a pass game. We may really go like 15-2
>>157753357and Buck the Cuck was praising Joseph all night despite his defense getting dumped on
>>157753389>>157753414You wasted multiple years of Justin Jefferson.
>>157753413bears had an easier schedule than the pats and choked to the lambs
>>157753143Mahomes sucked tonight, yes. Though he did play better than Bo "AFCCG Loser" Nix tonight. Coping that he had to lean on an RB for the first time in his career is funny though.
Just looked at their schedule and I can see the donkeys starting off 1-5 at best, could easily go 0-6.
Which NFL fanbase has the most Pajeets?Which NFL fanbase has the most Chinks?Which NFL fanbase has the most Spics?
>>157753290Bearglnthers BROSHIPGIT GUD NIGGAS
Chiefs skill position players looked like they were covered in vaseline. Not a single Bronkek could tackle anything
>>157753425He consistently put up 30 points a game. His defense just usually ended up giving up more points
>>157753431You need Kirk. The kid is not ready for nfl defenses. Except maybe these broncos
PLAYOFF TEAMS LOOKING GOOD IN WEEK 1:JagsNinersSeahawks>but but but muh chicag-Giving up more than 30 points to the Panthers makes you unserious and a meme.
>>157753431Is this the girl from big trouble in little china with a eye patch edited on?
Bo Nix watched all of Allen's fumbles in the divisional round last year and went "that could be me!"
>Broncos are a SB contender they said
The offense looked goodBryce looked goodIt's not over
>>157753433>our offense with a pass gameYou better hope Mahomes can turn a bunch of WR3s into All-Pros again because the Chiefs receiving core sucks ass. Worthy is genuinely awful, I'd take Tyreek with one working leg over him
>>157753442I literally called them going 0-6 and people called me retarded starting with this game of course. It’s gonna happen
>>157753451yes>>157753449shut up
>>157753444You asked this in the game threadsEveryone told you the 49ers checks all those
>>157753444All 49ers
>>157753446Riley moss not pushing walker out was just lel
I think Bo might have had the flu n sheit
>>157753458Yeah Worthy isn’t panning out but Rice is still good and we drafted a guy named Cyrus Allen that got a lot of hype like Emmett Johnson at rb but hasn’t been worked into the rotation yet, receivers come along slow in Andy Reid offenses
>>157753214Very cool, except the Chiefs have a 21 point differential, which puts them at number 3 overall. Jags have 24, but the Ratbirds only have 18 and the $(ers have 20. The Burrs have 22, and they are also in your C tier.
>>157752860If Allen chokes again Bills fan should take him outback and just put him out of his misery.
>>157753462Mendoza playing this year would ruin his development and tank the season. Just let Kirk game manage you into a division title and a wild card loss.
>>157753389>blow dix will get paid he better start sucking in the restroom as well as the field. Broncos are 100% letting his ass walk if he keeps this shit up. Gary Kubiak can still put up the same numbers as Nix.
kek the chiefs dominating NFL discussion YET AGAIN really was the worst possible outcome for them
>>157753238The absolute shantytown of Kiwitopia.
>>157753435Nah, ur mum did lel
>>157753444ninersseahawksramsNFCW is the division of nons
>>157753479run dual QBs and they throw the ball back and forth to each other playing keep away with the defense for the whole quarter
>no ryan clark on SVPfeels good.
>>157753487How are the Seahawks more chink than the 49ers?
>>157753395woman opinion
>>157753447Yeah, he put up 30 points in garbage time.
WE DID IT
>>157753238Wait i thought Kiwi was the detoilet fan not the webm spammer?
>>157753449I hope they put Shitblowza in. It would be so fucking funny! Nix would still be the worst QB in the AFCW but Shitblowza would give him a run for his title.
The dynasty continues and spee will cope and seethe
>Last name is Walker>Is a runningbackMore proof we live in a simulation.
>>157753499Lol you're probably just a Cucs fag
>>157753481Yeah, all those under 27-year-old QBs going to free agency despite sucking ass when it matters.
Cannot wait to see Nick put Kenneth Walker at the top of Mahomes Mountain alongside Caleb Williams
>>157753497asians dont give a shit about football so they just like whichever team wins the superbowl
>>157753403The copiest of cope, considering the Chiefs had more penalty yards, had a TD called back, had the clearest fumble of all time called back, gave the Donkeys about 20 yards back after a fumble was kicked halfway down the field, every single fucking punt had a penalty, etc.
>>157753506whatever you do DON'T look up Lovecraft's cat's name
The team that impressed me the most was the Giants but I just have a hard time thinking a guy like Dart is going to be good long term, or even for a whole season. Maybe I am just racist though and I cannot foresee a whiteboy having so much motion.
>>157753508Nah, you just suck blew blees cock like a faggot so I had to tell you.
>>157753497It’s close but seattles demographics
>>157753511Blo Dix is worse that Fitzmagic ever was
The Seahawks had the only good defense last year. Bronkeks and Toxins proved they were frauds.
Kenneth Walker is ice cold.
>GOAThomes with good running backsit's so over for the rest of the league
Week one is done and it's officialHe's the best QB in the league
>>157753214good list
>focused on the storytelling, like a womanlooks like /ourTaytay/ bodybagged another one, boys!
>>157753516MUTTHOMESIAN HANDOFFS LAST NIGHT! WOW!
>>157753516He's going to bump Brock Purdy down a tier because he can't be rated better than Jordan Love, Drake Maye and Bo Nix and all those guys played like ass.
>>157753521Giants are ending the season with a losing record. Dart ain't shit when he plays a competent opponent.
>>157753524I accept your concession
Cut Josh Simmons right now. Benson is the next Trent Williams
>>157753533Hi Tony
>>157753238>>157753282>>157753485>>157753368ahahahahah week 1 anniversary of kiwi getting BTFO last year toohttps://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/150676498/
Broncos beat the jags next week dont be a mark
now that the dust has settled, how accurate were these pff predictions?
>>157753501his vpv allows him to be many seethers. often all at once! lmao @ his pathetic shitskin life.
>>157753466>>157753467Why is the 49er fanbase so nonwhite?
>>157753520Whatever you do DO look up what John Lennon called women of the world.
>>157753547Gayleb is already better than Love.
>>157753542>i ate your cumkek, faggot.
>>157753545this was so fucking funny, thread was up for more than a week
>>157753529Texans D is actually good tho
Are we to assume there are more than 1 kiwi or are they all just JFFM rebranded?
>>157753547All of the floors are accurate but its too soon to call Gaylub a bust and JJ should be Johnny Football
>>157753554But worse than Drake maye and jayden daniels when it matters in the playoffs.
Commentators were talking about how Andy ran the hardest training camp in the NFL this year. You can tell, this Chiefs team plays with intensityMaybe pussy ass nu-teams like the Rams will learn
>>157753335As a Vikings fan myself this was all apart of our 4D chess move to win the super bowl with Carson Wentz
>>157753554>is already better than Love.Not saying much...
>>157753545Im afraid the Kiwis best days might be behind him I fearWhat a shame
>>157753238>>157753545marvelous
>>157753547Drake's is accurate, maybe Bo's is too.
Who's the best team in football, the jags, chiefs or ravens?
>>157753476Panthers were able to score at will against the Bears defense until they got gassed and couldn't catch up, and the Chiefs are way too reliant on their run game with how non-existant their passing game was. Offense is only half the game, Ravens look great on both sides of the ball.
31 feels like a high score for the Chiefs compared to recent years. EB effect or just the Donkeys have dogshit run defense?
>>157753577Seahawks even with Drew Lock
>bronkeks fans acting aghast that they got exposed after their entire season last year was predicated on getting every lucky break imaginableBo Nix has never been shit and never will be
>>157753568Maybe that fat fuck should take his own retarded advice and lose three adult humans worth of weight.
Reminder my Chiefies have K9 for three years
This Kenneth Walker is a soft spoken buck
Is Jordan Love still on a HoF track?
>>157753580>the Chiefs are way too reliant on their run gamebruh
>>157753476Bears have no defense so they're not elite tier.>>157753583True they're in it too
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>>157751984>>157751984>>157751984
>>157753549>he's everyone that makes me seetheholy fuckin' muttlover moment off all time.
Walker sounds like a nerd
THIS JUST IN: BO NIX HAS BEEN SENT TO IRAN TO OVERTHROW THE TERRORISTS' LEADER
Can I get a webm of just Bo being shoved after the "incomplete pass"?
>>157753582Combination of EB old school no nonsense coaching and the crazy dynamism of having Mahomes + the best run game in the league. They’ll be monstrous
That was some outstanding horse fucking.
>>157753580>panthers were gifted a possession at the bears 20 yard line because ben johnson is a lunatic>panthers scored a td in garbage timewhoopty doo
>>157753592Not him but they're going to run K9 into the ground before their bye. Mahomes looks like crap when he needs to rely on his arm
>>157753559They gave up over 35 points and dropped the Josh Jobe-esque game winning endzone int.
BREAKING NEWS: BO NIX HAS EMBRACED ISLAM
Chief hater bros....
>>157753584In retrospect people should have been more suspicious after they barely beat the Jets AND Raiders.
Shame we can't tell how good the 49ers are since the rams forfeited their game but i suspect they've still got it
>>157753600That felt like a way late hit to me, Mahomes would've been on the ground crying
>>157753606I think that's rust he'll have shaken off by the end of October. I could be wrong, though.
>>157753541Dak Prescott sucks
>>157753608That would explain why he kept showing his ass in public
>>157753608Blow Sticks (of dynamite)
>>157753547isn't it a little racist that they only compared the players to those of the same race?
>>157753606He was also playing the Broncos. As soon as the Chiefs play a team capable of making a tackle the narrative on them will flip like a hash brown at a greasy spoon in midwestern shithole.
>>157753615>Mahomes would've been on the ground crying
which teams will get exposed as frauds in week 2?
>>157753604They were tied 31-31 in the third quarter, but the Panthers got stopped once and the game was over from there
>>157753611Or the fact they were getting shut out by the Giants for three quarters
>>157753598Yeah he is.
>>157753626Oh so now the Broncos don’t have a good defense huh kek Seething tranny
>>157753629The Kansas City Chiefs
>>157753629chargers
>>157753596you lost KEK
>>157753616It's physical limitations because of the injury. He's clearly not rusty, he just physically can't make the plays he used to.
>>157753631the td gifted to them at the 20 was in the first half
>now niffle and talking heads have to either declare the Donkeys a fraud or consneed that the Chiefs are back
>>157753629queefs
>>157753637Did you watch the game? There were over a dozen missed tackles
>>157753629Everyone not in the NFCW
How will the Giants deal with the hostile environment at SoFi?
>>157753628Honestly the little bitch baby asking for flags just reminds me of a kid I played a lot of sports with growing up, he'd fall down and cry over the littlest things and it pissed me off. Probably the main reason I don't like Mahomes even though he's good.
Tag yourself /nfl/!
>>157753238kiwicuck going out sad
>>157753647Buncos were obvious regression candidates to everyone but the kiwi
is it going to take until mid week for the chiefs induced melties to start?webm spammer must have having a seethe seizure right now kek
>>157753641>muttlover STILL obsessed with his fact that I'm a bronkeks fankwamuttlover. 4 years and still seething about webms.
>>157753644I don't think so. I don't expect him to have an outstanding numbers season or anything but things will absolutely improve from here. I can't imagine it being otherwise.
>>157753651Wow so did that happen in a vacuum or should credit be given to the team that made them miss? Or would that make you poopoo in your shitty diaper?
>>157753629>Lions>Bengalsthat's about it
>>157753658I thought they would waste K9 but he was actually the really big upgrade everyone said.
Im so glad I turned that shit off 5 minutes into the 1st quarter
>>157753669Why do you type like an autist
Friendly reminder that Trevor Lawrence, Jaxson Dart, Josh Allen and Lamar Jackson all had better games than your quarterback
>>157753638They're playing against the Clots
>>157753624Since when is Herbert black?
>>157753664see >>157753641:^)
>>157753669Why do people that don't watch the games comment on the stats? Chiefs weren't doing anything spectacular when the Broncos were missing tackles, the Broncos were just missing tackles.
>>157753658I have a cool mohawk!
>>157753674And the good news for him is they’ll incorporate Emmett Johnson more as the season goes on, rookies come along slowly in our offense. So he’ll be fresh for focusing on land dragons instead of just grinding out wins every game
>queefies winning a home game in September is their new Superbowl OH NO NO NOOOOOOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA >genuinely spamming the thread for a week 1 September win because it's been so long since they've seen a win MY FUCKING SIDESSSSSSS AHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
>reeee da webbb emmmmms!!!kwamuttlover
>>157753684u nu?
if the raiders beat the chargers are >we gonna start saying theyre legit or would you need to see them go like 4 or 5-0 before reconsidering
everyone is so focused on the broncos and chiefs that they're forgetting MY steelies will go 9-8 with defensive splash plays and DPI calls on underthrown deep balls!
>>157753691bo induced meltyso much for "having work"
Chiefs win!(you) lose!
>>157753691Rope yourself faggot
>>157753691Apologize!
>>157753685see: >>>/lgbt/
>>157753691Here's your (You)
>>157753692see >>157752898 :^) you lost
Is there some gay point of emphasis on ST penalties? It felt like both teams were flagged on every punt.
>>157753667He clearly still has his football IQ. He wasn't out there making dumb decisions with the football or looking out of sync with the offense. He was only limited by his body. The only debate is whether you think his knee will fully recover during the season or not. He could also settle into his limitations later in the season but that's still a different player than he was before the injury. He'll be back to his superhuman level next season.
Broncos were tackling like how professional wrestlers punch each other
>>157753704KEK rough
>>15775365450(fifty)9(nine) points
What happened broncosaars?
>>157753695It'd be hilarious if Cousins gets them an Owl with Mendoza on the bench
kek the raped webm spamming schizo is here seething liveSay the line schizo!
Lifelong Chiefs fan of this year Tom Cruise
>>157753238>>157753691ahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAH here comes the kope
What went so wrong?
He plays the game the right way
>>157753690Chiefies will really enjoy the little pause and hop back before a big gain thing thing he does when running up the middle. I always loved seeing him do that and nobody else does it and now the Chiefies get it exclusively.
>not DAAA WEB EMMSSS PLZZZ NOOO!kwamuttlover
>>157753691it’s hard to pull the nonchalant gimmick when you were clitty leaking in the gamethread
>>157753707he literally had a 15 yard rushing td on the opening drive its like we watched different games
>>157753723>>157753715
>>157753720>ass>rainbow>lombardi trophywhat does it mean?
>>157753722What I really enjoy is his intelligence, like on the 4th and 1. He just calmly saw they were trying to stuff him at the line and bounced around outside. Ice cold. Didn’t even celebrate lol
>>157753726You mean the one where Kelce was blatantly holding
>>157753714i would be ecstatic with 10 wins desu
>>157753726Yeah and he looked slow doing it. The Broncos suck.
>Mahomes is a handoff merchant all game>throws one long pass and immediately gets intercepted>Walker literally carried the entire team on his backWhy do I see you faggots talking about Mahomes
>>157753723
Do not reply to astromiguel
yaaay he said the lineGood raped schizo spammer!
>>157753614>so afraid of getting a penalty for touching the QB they start playing volley ballchicken shit ass league. half these faggot would be QB2 when it was still a man's game
>muttlover is riding his high from slapping his sissy clitty about what he saw mutthomes do on his TVkek. what. a. muttlover.
>>157753737You’re taking it too far because you’re seething. Mahomes scored 2 TDs in his first game back from an ACL. We won. He did great. Get over it
>>157753737dont forget >28 missed tackles
>>157753747>weYou don't even own a jersey
>>157753614That fucking Brock purdy looping dodge to split the defenders is so nicey
>>157753747>Wekwamuttlover
>>157753738Holy shit lmao, I said I thought it was as bad as I have seen in years, it was worse.
>>157753741imagine being this raped
Post some webms paco!
>>157753746>>157753755>>157753704
>>157753238uhoh stinky
Yeah, generally not being able to tackle and giving up 80 yards on fourth down means you're a dogshit defense you fucking idiot
>>157753760
>>157753733It sucks John had to learn the hard way not to pay running backs because K9 was one of the better ones.
Kiwi was raped and gaped in the sweltering summer of '26.
These generals would be so much better if the entire AFCW had its own containment thread
>>157753649i thought AIs were well aware of the messily drinking milk strategy, i'm surprised one made this for you unless it being a fat pig man instead of a hot girl got the clanker to let it slide
>>157753238mahomes chads.. i kneel
>>157753747>That shit with walker "catching" a touchdown was a Mahomes with a touchdown passDid you even watch the game? C'mon man, Fields could've started in this game and it looks the exact same
>>157753764do the one where they have bush being the faggot getting run over and obama jumping in the cart; and the cart is labelled economy
28 missed tackles resulting in 247 yds
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>>157753772He threw a TD to Rice
>>157753737because faggots would still say he's great if even if he never threw a pass all game and the chiefs won
>>157753737Every team that picked up a Seahawk in the offseason won because of him. Mafe had the big forced fumble against Baker, K9 tonight, Coby filled Gayleb's bussy and made him play well. Really crazy how good last year's team was.
>>157753780how about a non-bo induced melty
>>157753774SOMEBODY OFFER THAT GEENUS SUB SAHARAN DEFENSE COORDINATOR FOR GOODNESS SAKE
>>157753765
>>157753774>nothing suspicious here
>>157753669No, you don't understand. Despite the Donkeys having a top 3 defense last season, we're supposed to pretend the Chiefs had nothing to do with them playing like dogshit and missing tackles.
>>157753737>eternally seething his terrible, terrible team got anally gaped in front of all America in primetimeKWABAROO
