so the broncos won this game, right?
The league set up Bo Nix and Drake Maye for failure in week 1 via the schedule so that the Caleb Williams/nigger QB agenda could be pushed. It all comes back to the niggerfication of the league. They need their minstrels out front and center which is why they try to tear down white excellenceI know it. You know it. Everyone sitting at home knows it
They hated the mahomes schizo because he told them the truth
broncos outsourced their defense to the bears
YFW da Chiefs win da superb owl!
Broncos were FUCKING AWFUL and the Chiefs won a home game with Mahomes as the handoff merchant. Both teams are going to get obliterated next week.
>>157753783KEK they didn't even score a point off of this
>>157753786>screenshotting your own post that no one read
>>157753784theres the cope i was looking for lol
Friendly reminder that Trevor Lawrence, Jaxson Dart, Josh Allen and Lamar Jackson all had better games than your quarterback
Kenneth walker will get a devastating injury and then the choofs season will be overLiterally their entire offense. Mahomie looked like total shit
Blackson DART finna take the gnatties to the 'offs
>>157753797RIP
>>157753793>KEK they didn't even score a point off of thiswhy are meth-head queefs fans so retarded?
Mahomes did not look good but Broncos looked AWFULIt's week 1, zero clue who wins this division. It could be the fuckin Raiders lol
>>157753787That’s the Chiefie run game effect
>fumBo Nix
>>157753799two more weeks
>tfw right about blo dixThat average at best Cuckson Kek is next Ty simpson gonna mindbreak ya
Chiefs win!/nfl/ loses!say the line /nfl/!
>>157753779>>157753783Seahawks won that game.
>>157753784Damn it looks like you're having a Bo induced melty.
>>157753787They looked like they don't practice tackling
>>157753811>m-m-muttlover
>>157753799Why can’t you just know ball like Chiefies?
>>157753802https://youtu.be/jWzqcele1tY
>>157753810Stat Padford looked like he was 50
>>157753800oooh he cute
>>157753805If the raiders do well this year then they're setup for a dynasty. I'm doubtful though. I'm guessing Chiefs win the division, Broncos and Chargers both sit around 9 wins, and the raiders fall apart by week 4.
>>157753238>>157753238>>157753238>>157753238OHHHHHHHHHHH KIWI BITCH
before>Mahomes is gonna be washed!!!!!after>uhh w-wwell Mahomes is being carried by K9!!!!!
>white qbs
>>157753800If I take dance classes can I get a black qween gf like this chud?
>>157753799>>157753809Chiefies were platooning Walker but differently than in Seattle, and he's definitely getting more carries. IF he stays healthy that's a big problem for the rest of the league but you never know!
>>157753825Both statements are true
>>157753810Bo Nix scored more points week 1 than shat pissford with one of the best WRs in the NFL keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek imagine trying to take a victory lap after what the lambs put on the field down under
>>157753824kwaboty watch
>>157753825That's not moving the goalposts at all. You're trying to claim he's not washed but all you have to show is his ability to hand the ball off.
>>157753815
>>157753784bears played a 2025 playoff team, broncos did not.
>>157753794cope harder
>>157753805not unless Cousins and or Mendoza start juicing
TWENTY EIGHT MISSED TACKLES
>>157753811It... it was... it was da fluuuuhuhuhuuuuuu
Chiefs only won because of the high wetbulb temp this atmosphere is foreign to the broncos
>>157753827Only if you got motion
>>157753843You didn't deny it
>muttlover is replying to himselfMy God that brownoid is pathetic.
>>157753824We get it your queefies winning a home game in week 1 is your Superbowl :)Very impressive stuff from patcuck "the handoff" midhomes
>>157753784Last year was the white boy summer but it appears thats over. Darnold being heemed was the nfls schizo jew magic
This is a lesson: Don't tie your entire identity and existence to a QB because of their race. Blacks learned it the hard way, many, many, many times and yet they still do it.
>m-m-muttloverthe raped continues to mewKWAB
>>157753854There are only 15 people that post on /nfl/.
You guys are going to have to root for us again to save the day.
>>157753836Lmao fumBLO Dix cant hold on to the ball with his tiny handsStafford was victim to terrible travel plansOnce he dices up the Giants you will regret those words
i cant wait for thursday nighti hate the autism in the general
>>157753798>white qbs all did well Are we back?
>>157753858Darnold will me like one game maybe 2.
This year feels a lot like last year. You guys put a lot of faith into week 1.
Bills beat Lions Panthers beat FalconsBears beat VikingsEagles beat TitansPatriots beat SteelersPackers beat JetsBuccaneers beat BrownsRavens beat SaintsBengals beat Texans Jaguars beat BroncosChargers beat RaidersCowboys beat CommandersSeahawks beat Cardinals49ers beat DolphinsChiefs beat Colts Giants beat Rams
>>157753863No, there is another.
>>157753869>Bears beat VikingsWrong. Bears can't beat N9NE.
>>157753866the season opened with a white qb sucking ass anon
This game is just proof that outdoor stadiums are for shitter teams that need luck to win. Humidity was the only reason the broncos lost. If this was in a modern stadium instead of a shithole fossil, then there wouldn't be such a massive discrepancy in performance and we could actually see which team is the better one (it isn't the chiefs fyi). If you're a true fan of the sport then you want to see players perform at their best in prime conditions and not rely on the randomness of weather to decide a game. Another asterisk for the chiefs.
>Chiefs>Ravens>Jags>Bills>Bengals>TexansOnly one other spot up for grabs in the AFC
>everyone is my rapistkek what a gaped schizo
>>157753869im gonna put that stupid cat in the microwave
>>157753864Stafford might be washed.
>>157753878>thinking the jags beating the browns was somethingKEK
>>157753878Chiefs aren't getting the 1st seed when then play the NFCW
>>157753876As a broncos fan wtf are you on about
>>157753881That cat has probably died of old age by now :(
if you post :^) it means you're the maddest you've ever been. sorry i don't make the rules
Poor Broncucks fans are all having Bo-induced melties now
>>157753880yeah, muttlover really thinks everyone is the kiwi. pretty pathetic. kek
>>157753869jesterguild is retarded enough that the vikings might beat the bears out of nowhere
>>157753880yep, you've been raped and gaped :^)
>>157753868It still matters for standingsPatriots would have been the 1 seed if they beat the Raiders and probably would have got bounced by a much tougher game against the Bills instead of the Chargers
>>157753890>>157753892
Nigga's running defense while the Ravens blew out the Colts. Dude is legitimately not even a Baltipoor fan anymore
SAY IT WITH METHE _____________________
i don't remember this specific play, but what the FUCK is bo trying to do here?
>>157753886
>>157753869>Cowboys beat CommandersDefense will get 9 sacks and 5 will cook that dog ass secondary
>>157753901shit an egg?
>>157753901The Cam Newton Special
>/nfl/ timelooping back to 2022-2024 meta
>>157753864>AHHHHHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK I HAVEN'T SLEPT ENOUGH I'M TOO SLEEPY TO READ A DEFENCE*yawns*>OH WELL HERE I GO N SHEEIT I THINK THAT'S PUKA MAYBE???*throws*>NOOOOOOOOOOO THIS ISN'T FAIR I NEED TO SNOOOOOOOOOZE WHY AM I EVEN CONSCIOUS N SHEEIT PLEASE CAN WE TRADE FOR MORE ALL PROS SEAN??!?
Chiefies are comin btw
>>157753897to be fair not a single soul cares about the colts, cuckwi is still raped tho.
>>157753873True but he isn't playingThey're riding with Wentz>>157753886I can't remember when was this>>157753891I just can't see it, I don't have much faith in the Vikings defense>>157753910I have no faith in the Commanders after losing to what looks like a terrible Eagles team
>>157753893Sure, but it is not indicative of the success a team will have in the regular season and this has been seen across many years. That said, broncos are fucked, they have so many issues and a short week to fix them.
>>157753897You though a Kiwi would be ride or die? Even after he soured on the team for moving on from Flacco in favor of Lamar?
>>157753899THE CAUCASOID HOMOSAPIEN ADVANCES FORTH
>>157753903Is that the tripgentleman known as Brady's Knee???
>>157753901spreading his tight little bo bussy for BIG mahomes cock>>157753855>>157753836bo nix is dogshit kek. interception on the first play hes literally kyler murray dumb midget nigger tier. admit you dont know ball
>>157753918The instant they face someone with a run defense they're done
>He doesn't know the ACTUAL best team after week 1They're not who you think they are...
>>157753899whiter than gayleb
>>157753922>I can't remember when was this2019
>>157753934Ok
BASED MAHOMES! SLAYER OF WHITOIDS!
>>157753937the browns?
>>157753864Lol
>>157753926Made this after my cat slammed into the fence trying to get a chipmunk
>Mahomes had 18 air yards>166 yards were YAC
>>157753938no one has ever stated otherwise
so was tonight a fluke or was bo always this bad with payton and an easy schedule masking his weakness last season?
why are the chiefs the only good flyover team
>>157753896>>157753880
Brett Favre won his first SB at 26Aaron Rodgers won his first SB at 26Jordan Love ____ at 26
>>157753897I was in the entire gamethread of Ravens-Colts shit for brains >so obsessed with me he makes up headcanon like a mindbroken bitchAnother season of melty's mmhmmmm it's true, it's DAMN true
>>157753937It's the Seahawks :)
>>157753951Did you show it to him?
>>157753961Will miss the playoffs
>>157753961retires
>>157753899THE WHITE MAN HANDS IT OFF
>Oh so you’re gonna stop me from getting 1 yard huh OPE lemme squeeze right past ya there
>NOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T USE THE RB THAT WON THE XEHAWKS THEIR RING, IT'S NOT FAIRRRRRRRRRRRRThis is the smoothest brain shit I've ever seen.
>>157753931r-fraid so
>>157753952Lmao
>go to sleep trusting that Bo will easily dispatch the Chiefs>wake up and see the resultWhat went wrong, Bo bros? At least tell me the Broncos defense got a couple of solid hits on Mahomes...
>>157753967Yeah it was a hit
>its another 49ers play really well all to lose to the chiefs in the super bowl again editionIf this happens /nfl/ is officially dead
air-raid fags BTFO by runGODS this week
>kiwi eternally BTFO tonight
>>157753983Defense was worse than the offense
>>157753980if sean payton was calling the plays and not evil davis webb none of that would have happene
I'm no longer a Boliever...
>>157753983>At least tell me the Broncos defense got a couple of solid hits on Mahomes...ya but mahomes shrugged them off and scrambled in the endzone for a tuddy
Yup, you're having a KWalk induced melty
The bar for Drake Maye is 4000 yards because he does not face a single good defense for the rest of the year
>>157753996mmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmm 'fraid so!
>>157753987how did you misspell jags so badly
>NOOOOOOOOOO he’s supposed to be old and washed!! This can’t be happening REEEEEEEE
>>157754006TJ Watt finna gonna sack his ballsack
queefies won the game but spiritually this was a loss because of how queefies are reacting itt very much proving to be low class short brown mongrels mmhmmmm sad but true
>Mahomes doesn't have a single throw over 10 yds>btfo of Blow DIx
Blows dicks is a legendary meme the magic is just too immense to overcome
>>157753964hahahaha! I'm the only Colts fan on spee and I wasn't. I played Battlefront 2 and seethed at auto turret command posts instead the Colts. what a dump of an organization
>his team gave up over 27 points in week 1
>>157754015We were told this was the best defense in the NFL
>>157754019My Patriots would never
>>157754023By who? Seahawks had the best defense last year and they look like they have the best defense again this year
I honestly have no idea how Bo Nix managed to convince people he was a good QB for this long, its actually insane>t. Auburn fan who watched this clown do nothing and shit his pants until he gave up and transferred
let it all out chiefs antislet out all your seethe and rage
>>157753983The defense was so bad that Bo looked decent. It's hard to understand that I watched tonight.
Guys, I cashed out my 401K and put it all on the Broncos because I guaranteed the Chiefs dynasty was over and the Broncos were the best team in the AFC. How do I go about getting a refund from DraftKings? The tech support guy from India blocked me.
find a flaw
>>157754006>faces the Bills, Jets, and Dolphins twice. He's going to be a trillionaire and the Pats will never it all with him
>>157754023but enough about the philadelphia eagles
>>157754031nobody knows if the sehawks defense is any good because they played the patriots
>>157754019Ramilia, our response?
>>157754039Cards and Gnats should be in the nice win let's see another category.
>>157753980Kek the body language as he sits down afterYou can practically hear him saying "Awww man"
>>157754039Move Bills down and Giants up to "Nice win let's see another one"
>>157754039>goated>6 teams>two of them have no defense
>>157754042Just wait until they play the Chiefs
>>157754023>e best defense in the NFLTop 5 maybe, Texans were touted as the best and already jobbed to Allen.
>>157754039>>157754046oh and bills/iggles moved to dubious win
>>157754039as a bears fan they belong in the dubious win tier
>>157754039Move my broncos down three rows. You can't escape coaching issues and gambling fraud.
>>157754032Auburn have been complete dogshit since he left kek what are you talking about? At least he had a good 9 win freshman season
>>157754046Ehhh I like the Cardinals a lot less than the Giants
Apologize!
>>157754039Swap the Chiefs and Giants
>>157753974Surtain dogging it kek
>>157754039Giants belong in nice win
If your team allowed more points than the Jets get the fuck out of my face
Bronkeks and Toxins D were both fraudulent?
Do the Broncos unironically start 1-5?
>>157754058I'm not taking any chances.
>>157754059No your QB still looks like shit, unless you think Stroud is elite too?
>>157754059show us your boobs
>>157754068That schedule gets insanely easy after the Seahawks game.
>>157754071Why do mindraped faggots think it’s all about Mahomes
>texans defense blasted>buncos defense blasted>rams defense blasted and garrett outThe Eagles have the best defense in the league this year
How do you guys see Giants @ Rams going?
quick bofags someone post the AR15 image, his PR is plummetting!
>>157754039as a bears fan they belong in the nice win let's see another one tier
good win tonight chiefbros
>>157754078Rams win by refball 27-23
>>157754068I see 0-9, first win might come against the Raiders if they're lucky. If not then the Dolphins.
>>157754059Nah, they looked bad. The Broncos were just worse.
>>157754077Iggles won on a meme penalty.
Henry put up 140 yards against the Colts, Walker can too. Chiefs easily, easily winning that game
>>157754064>chicago had the 4th worst defense in the leagueuhh bearsfags?
>>157754088Hello Ms. Sex Fox
>>157754064Noted ironclad defensive team, the Niners
>>157753798No so fast
Christ that was fucking terrible to watch.
the queefs are going 1-16
>>157754068Who's the psychopath that made them do this wtf>>157754075Patriots and Bills and maaaaybe Chargers aren't easy
>>157754068They'll beat Jacksonville next week and everyone will be confused unless you understand narratives.
>>157754068What I had to start the season while everyone laughed at me:L at ChiefsL vs JaguarsL vs RamsL at 49ersL at ChargersL vs SeahawksW vs CardinalsL vs ChiefsW at PanthersBYEL vs Raiders L at SteelersW vs DolphinsW vs JetsL at RaidersL vs BillsL vs PatriotsL vs Chargers
>all 4 QBs that made it to the conference championship last season got BTFO this week what are the odds?
>>157754053He's back!
The only person on the planet that can save us from another season of sucking the Chiefs dicks
>>157754086I’m sure tranny
>>157753793No, they did. They managed to eek out a FG after reffies gave them back about 20 yards from one of the 15 fumbles the Donkeys made.
>>157754068I could see them starting 0-6Looks like 7-10 to me
>>157754099>110.3 ratingliterally more than 40 below TLaw's 150.6
Baby come back, any kind of fool could seeThere was something in everything about youBaby come back, you can blame it all on meI was wrong and I just can't live without you
Would you rather have Bo Nix or Brock Purdy?
>>157754078Dort is gonna carve those Rammies up like mutton.
>>157754129Purdy easily
DANIEL JONES JUST FUMBLED THE BALL AGAIN!
Broncucks reverting back to their mean
>>157754124>qb rating
>>157754094howdy
>>157754129Bo Nix. Yeah my broncos sucked today but they're still mine and I still have hope.
Well, this game definitively proved the Donkeys also would've gotten anal raped by the Xehawks if Shit Brix didn't get hurt. K9 would've run all over them.
>>157753980A Mayfieldian play
That shit team was boring. Hopefully the Colts are more of a challenge
>>157754043We gave up exactly 27 points. Tough luck kiddo but were in the clear
>>157754142All Bo-lievers are heretics for worshiping a false messiah.
>>157754147>clotswhen to the chiefs play a real team?
>>157754039Why do people keep falling for the bills and ravens
>>157754146THIS DOES NOT FUCKING SLIP NOW
>>157754129purdy is easily a top 5 maybe top 3 qbhe's the best "no defense but i still win" QB
>>157754150I love these dumb fucking Taiwanese cartoons.
>>157754152Then I'll burn in hell with the Broncos. Board's just a bunch of bandwagon freaks who don't understand what it's like to have a team.
Cooper Rush not pictured because they genuinely don't have a headshot of him lol
>>157754146I was told the Bungles finally have their shit together but when I watched this game, their defense was still suspect and the offense didn't look good at all. They just kept getting gifted the ball by the Cucs who were moving the ball on them otherwise.
>>157754162And they still won't be past seven next week
>>157754129Purdy without question
Thank God I don’t have to read delusional Bronkeks at the top of every thread anymore
>>157753783You're not gonna believe this, but the Donkeys only got 3 off this freebie and that was the last time they scored. Nearly half the game without a single point.
>>157754168That's ironic coming from you
>>157754168I'm a Patriots fan but we have to stay quiet as it's part of our identity as the most Jewish team in the league. Fortunately I'm also Jewish
This motherfucker is winning the AFCW with the Raiders this season.
Niggas couldn't tackle the silver medalist at the Special Olympics
>>157754172I don't think you realize how insane a week 1 Bengals win is
Not enough talk about the Chiefs D. Their rookie CB immediately got an int, went out of the game and their D still didn’t lose a step. Are they not legit in conversation for top 5?
>>157754172They’re notorious for shakey starts. Amazing they won the first game of the season at all, but they’re definitely gonna get better as a unit. I think a lot of good teams tend to look bad the first game of the season anyway, just how the game is.
>>157754188God I hope soBut it was just the Dolphins, who should have been relegated this year
>>157754176Delusional Bronkeks > Delusional Burrsfags
Drake Maye vs Bo Nix: who will have a better career?
>>157754171Kurt Coupons is not at that level in 2026
>>157754195It's week 1 so we need to see if Broncos are in the conversation for bottom five defense first
White Brian Flores will save my franchise
>>157754171How does Kyler Murray not create risk?
>>157754199Bears fans are all retarded and it's amazing Broncos fans are just annoying and delusional
>>157754200Maye probably. He at least has some room to improve. Nix is already at his ceiling.
>>157754181Because the broncos had a good record last year? Yeah I'm sure there wasn't a single broncos fan before that.
>>157754195Blo Dix isn't even a top 40 QB
>>157754208Benefit of the doubt since I didn't see enough of him
>>157754199this
>>157754218His entire career was creating risk for the Cardinals.
>>157754213I couldn't care less about the Donkeys, you're bandwagoning the Queefs. I bet you don't even own a jersey
>>157754200Easily MayeWhen you talk about how bad his Seahawks game was you're talking about like two plays and he was down his WR1 and completely abandoned by WR2Bo Nix looked horrible with a very healthy competent supporting cast
Penix is getting stronger every day
>>157754227He's still going to call timeouts when linemen call him Michael Penis
>>157754208Because he is fuckin' dead now.
>>157754227You broke your Penix.
>>157753779>this nigga had the postgame shit on the mutt thread ready to go Apology form now faggot
>>157754225You're fucking right I don't own a jersey, imagine buying that retarded shit.
Biggest upset you could realistically see? Overall I think Dolphins being 49ers would be the craziest but realistically I could see Giants beating Rams
Kenneth Walker tonight got the most yards in a game for a Chiefs rb since Jamaal Charles in his first gameThis is going to be craaaaaaaaaazyyy
>>157754247Cardinals beating the Seahawks is a lot more real than it seems because it's a division game.
>>157754199Theyre both annoying and need to be knocked down
>>157754247Raiders over Chargers and that chargers girl on reddit will post an anal vid to cope
>>157754252And now every team knows who to lock down to rape the queifs’ entire game plan.
Bryce Young is a top 10 QB this year you love to see it
>>157754227I'm pressuring my Penix in the pocket right now iykwim ;^)
>>157754258Everyone in the world knew we were running all game tonight, tapetard. Just because you know it’s coming doesn’t mean you can stop it
>>157753867Its just the fact he won the owl and was then immediately punished for it
>>157754200Maye and its not close. Yeah we memed on him because he played like dogshit last week but he objectively is a good QB and was runner up for MVP last year along with 72% completion rate, average depth of target, and led the league in passer rating. Idgaf if you're playing the Jets/Browns/Titans every week for a 2nd year QB to do that is very impressive. Patriots will have a down year this year I think but he's definitely their long term franchise QB. Nix doesn't have the stats to back up his team's success last year. He's a check down merchant who struggles to push the ball down the field. I think he will be a GOOD backup within 4 years.
>>157754247>>157754255The Tards can always win.
>>157754243You can apologize to my cock for not sucking it deep tonight like you did all summer, faggot.
>>157754247It's insane to me that Vegas thinks the failcons are going to beat the panthers. Don't they know Bryce is their daddy
When did the 49ers get so good again?
>>157754265Once a team gets your only weapon’s number it’s over. Quiefs are washed.
Word on the street is the chiefs had an actually tough training camp and payton had his guys take a shit ton of time off. Chiefs were ready to ball (and hold Zach allen)
>>157754271Yeah but did you notice I had a stroke and typed "me" instead of "miss?"
>>157754283You act like teams don't know who K9 is
>>157754282Did u not see them kicking ass with half the team on ir last year?
>>157754283Tranny
>>157753783Rashee Rice was in jail with a broken leg this summer and he scored a touchdown.
>tapefags STILL haven't learned their lesson
Why does Hurts get no respect?
>>157754292They literally don't, they know Njigba and that's it.
>>157754289Yes im not pedantic tho
>>157754295You wish I was a tranny, faggot.
>>157754282Rams were jetlagged and Myles was playing on one knee
>Andy Reid: “Emmett did a great job as well when he was in there… Both those guys have contact balance like they live in a different world. The young guys are gonna have to contribute… Those guys gotta continue to grow as we go on with this season, and keep stacking performances. Very important that we get production out of those guys. The runner, Emmett, obviously like we talked about with the contact balance… he sees things, and he hits it fast.”Best run game in the league
>>157754272Hes not a good qb anymore his shoulder is still fucked from last year and he needa surgery to fix it
>[Goldman] RB Kenneth Walker on his second touchdown: "The film we watched was from the 1900s, so it was hard to see, but we worked on it over and over in practice..."
Is this an elite statline?
>>157754324Tonga was their best pickup he makes short yardage basically a gimme
imagine fumbling three (3) times on mnf
>>157754247The Dolphins are gonna beat the same 49ers that just raped and gaped their superteam divisional opponent? The 49ers week 2, defense still healthy, is going to smear the shit out of the Dolphins. Basically any other upset is more likely than the Dolphins beating the team that got 12 wins WITHOUT those studs on defense and offense. The 49ers last year would've killed the 2026 Dolphins by 10 points or more, much less next Sunday.
>>157754280They saw 59 points and thought we went back to 2024 levels of defense but the Falcons aren't even 1/10th as good as the Bears offense
>>157754323>Myles was playing on one kneeGood thing he's not playing at all next week kek
>>157754334>tfw from the 1900s
>>157754335He just needs more time :)
>>157754348>cant stop the run game of da bears>gonna stop bijonNope
>>157754323Even so, the 49ers made Stafford look like he was back in Detroit. Stafford had the best receivers in the game out there and they caught like one good pass. Stafford overthrew his guys repeatedly.
>>157754335I'd be actually more concerned about his lack of willingness to throw the ball rather than the fumbles. Nix doesn't seem to have the ability to make 10+ yard throws.
>>157754334Andy is back
>>157754358>Nix doesn't seem to have the ability to make 10+ yard throws.They let him air it out ONCE and immediately snapped the training wheels back on
>>157754334>(((goldman)))
>>157754282They won as many games and playoff games as the Los Angeles Rams and beat the defending Super Bowl Champion Eagles, while missing Fred Warner, Nick Bosa, and George Kittle. They've been good. If they stay healthy (never happens), they are Bowl contenders.
>>157754364Bo Bitch got acquainted with his new father in the AFCW quickly lol, he’s lucky Mansoor went out because he would have been ballhawking him all game
Honestly my biggest take away from Week 1 of the NFL is I feel like this is the last year where teams are going to completely skip playing their (non-veteran) starters in preseason. Other than a handful of teams, everyone looked like shit. I'm not sure why in the last 5 years every team has gone to this system where preseason is ONLY for backups or 3rd stringers. Its obviously impacting week 1 performances.
>>157754364Cause the chiefs needed to win the game
Fumbles never reflect a good defense. They only reflect shitty players or bad mechanics and the inability to hold on to a football.
>>157754374>t. 1900s unc
bo nix is nothing when his oline cant carry the offense for him
>>157754355Bijan has never scored a touchdown against Carolina since 202 fucking 3 son it's been 3 whole years Bumjan is scaring nobody
Its all a performance
>>157754377Your take should be the opposite, the best looking teams were the Chiefs and Giants who had the toughest training camps and old school style coaches that put them in pads in practice 6 days a week. Coddling players is not going to make them play better, my Chiefs look tough as nails
>yfw the 9ers win the Owl
>>157754392life is a performance
My reffies :)
This was a fun week. Lot of seething from fanbases who thought they were legit and ended up being frauds.
>>157754395I want to believe!
>>157754404But not mine.
>Broncos back to being the Chief's bitchwell that didn't last long
>>157754395Not so fast!
>>157556641top kek
fun fact, the only two teams that are in solo last place in their division are the Browns and the Pacucks.
>>157754416This time, Greenlaw's achilles stays in one piece.
>>157754395Who else is first team all zesty?
>Mahomes: “If we’re gonna run like that teams are gonna stack up and try to force us to pass… If you watch back the tape, guys were getting open and I just wasn’t be patient enough to hit them. I just need to settle in and trust in my guys and make those plays.”
>>157754419You forgot the Rams
>>157754355Bears have Ben Johnson and gayleb.Failcons have literally who and qb and hc.Failcons are literally Bryces bitch and he has mvp performances against them.Panthers just have to play run defense and they win.
>>157754036Did you try turning it off and back again?
>>157754418Weren't soccerfaggots just bitching we were kicking their threads off the board? This one is from August!
>>157754427so did LA
>>157754424>i just need kenny to play lights out and not tear his achilles and I can count on the reffies to do the rest.kwamutt
KENNETH WALKER IS MY GD RUNNING BACK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>157754356That's because Raheem knows Stafford sucks at throwing outside the numbers, he locked down the middle of the field and stat padford did squat afterwards.
>1st down >run it up the middle>2nd down >run it up the middle>3rd down>flat routeswho am I?
>>157754452That could be any team in qb hell or with a shit hc
Bo Nix sucks. He's complete dog shit. He's not a franchise QB at all and was a waste of a draft pick. He's not good unless he has Sean Payton calling plays and tard wrangling him. Broncucks fans need to realize that the offenses inconsistency last year was indeed Sean Payton getting the most he possibly could out of Bo Nix. He's genuinely not a good QB.
>>157754458>pepeShave that shit off bro
>>157754452kansas city CHADS
>Chris Jones: “Oh my god… I never had that many padded practices in my life. We had six days of practice and then one day off, and that was Sunday. And we went to church, prayed to God. …It made us better. You saw what happened on the field.”
Why dont RBs die more often? I mean Im glad they dont but it truly is a miracle to me how there arent ten ded RBs every week.
>>157754479the ones that die dont make it to the nfl
>>157754439is that u?
>>157754064>24 pts allowed is league median What in the corn dog hell is going on in nu fl?!
>>157754490Yeah
It's amazing how Purdy actually is really good. Maybe he shouldn't have been a first-round pick but it's amazing he fell all the way to Mr. Irrelevant. Was it just that nobody scouted him at Iowa State?
>>157754497He refused to suck my dick, so I ostracized him from the scouting ecosystem as punishment.
>>157754282>againthey were great last year>>157754375beat the bears too
>>157754452My El Paso Chihuahuas
>>157754001>scrambledI thought they said his acl would never be the same
>Nix: “They’re still the Chiefs. They’re still a really good football team. And the young guys over there played like they were already on the team for years. You know, that’s the Chiefs. …We know we have to be better.”
>>157754029why don't I ever see a white guy wearing those guardian helmets?
The broncos should sign Ryback and trade Bo Nix
>>157754053so the broncos won, right?
post week 1 tierlist
>>157754520Schizo-tier gimmick
>>157754508Ok there is no way this is a real football team
>get EB back>immediately score 30 points without even throwing the ball yetKek Nagy is an embarrassment
>>157754152I wear my Teboq jersey to every game
>>157754439>>157754496Built for BBC
>>157754523How many relegations would it take for the Browns to finally end up in a league where they can actually win?
bo nix is a pussyass checkdown merchant
>>157754524Ryback genny newbitch
who tf is "Ryback"?
>>157754524yeah you’re have a ryback induced meltie
josh allen lost to this broncos team
>>157754247all three games with a wider than 7 point spread are easy wins, and not just the cover.broncos being fav against jags is KEK worthy, same as iggles only having a 4 point advantage against titans
>>157754523sleeping on the jags
>Kenneth Walker III's 173-yard debut marks the highest single-game rushing total by a Chiefs running back during the Patrick Mahomes era.3 years btw
>>157754546>he doesn’t know about the Great White Hope Ryback
Alright lads, Week 1 is over. Who won kwabotw?
>>157754497He played meme heroball at Iowa State and entered the draft at a time where scouts and GMs were obsessed with physical traits over everything. He probably could've gone in the 5th or 6th round but I get why GMs weren't high on him.
kiwi got destroyed tonight mhmmm 'fraid so
>>157754535I would say maybe they could win the Sun Belt but they might lose to App State or JMU.>>157754553I'd love to see the Jags go far but you know they'll get refballed if they reach the AFC Championship game
>>157754438>t. the raped
>>157754559Is it too mean to say the Browns
R Mason Thomas may actually be a problem. Denver was sending help his way almost the whole second half. Haven’t had a guy like that not named Chris Jones in YEARS
>>157754559chiefs haters
>>157754559Lambs for all the injuries Green gay for the 4th quarter loss
>>157754559Rams is a multi level kwabbing
>>157754559kiwi
>>157754559Kiwi
Bro I'm literally a gay nigger
The bears scored 59 points. Here's why that's a bad thing.
>>157754559patriots, packers, blo dix
>>157754551And to a worse version too
>>157754559kiwi bitch
>>157754582>having the 4th worst defense in the league is badyes
>>157754523Imagine chiefs v niners round 3 and the niners get gaped again
>>157754587Defense is for pussies
Lifelong Chiefs fan Tom Cruise
>>157754559pats, rams and kiwi
>>157754546
>>157754555He will tear his Achilles next game and I will laugh at (You)
>everyone saying kiwiKWABMUTTLOVER
>>157754597It’s so funny being a dynasty in Kansas City and all these a-listers having to come out to our podunk flyover stadium kek. He probably hasn’t seen that much open land in his life
>>157754606queefies aren’t the only people annoyed by the constant blo dix spam
Can't believe we had to deal with an entire offseason of people (kiwi) pretending that Bo Nix is a good QB
>>157754497>>157754562There are certainly a few other Purdys around that will never get their moment. Sometimes things just fall into place
>>157754567>t. literally replies to every one of my posts for 4 yearskek
>>157754603
packers lost this game
>>157754605two more weeks
>>157754614thanks for admitting you're the raped :^)
REEEEEEEEE just remembered stinky shitter Bronkeks touched their nasty cleats all over Arrowhead Stadium and have now infected it with loser shitter vibes EWWWWWWWWW fumigate NOW
>>157754504Based gatekeeper.
>2018>Best Center in college falls to Chiefs in draft>2026>Best pass rusher in college football falls to Chiefs in draftLegitimately what the fuck are these other teams doing, this isn't even counting Pat dropping to like 10 or 11 or w/e it was.
>>157754531but enough about your mom
>>157754504BIG HARV? I-is that you?
They really tried to convince "bo nix" was a franchise qb in this league lmao
>>157754636Rams were busy mindbreaking the league with stealing the best QB in the draft
I thought after the chiefs stud rookie cb went down and Broncos started moving the ball again and scored 7 that the game was over. Then the chiefs defense somehow ran them off the field regardless. We’ll need to see more to know for sure but this defense looks intense
>>157754497>>157754562People slept on his game because he shredded the Big 12 but so did Mahomes and look how that turned out. Purdy had to go for like 400 yards and 4td for his team to have a chance in college and he did that a few times.
>>157754039Bears in Dubious at best, >we let the Panturds drop 40 on them. >we aren't going to beat a real team.
>>157754647The next drake maye
This is what an actual system QB looks like btw
is saquon washed?
>>157754656And the bills got gaped by cj stroud. Honestly give me the bears
>>157754665more like saquashed lmao
>>157754665O-line babby and the eagles line is bad this year
>>157754664That's not Patrick mahomes
>>157754648We warned /nfl/ this was coming all preseason and the antis clowned on us for depending on “rookies” and our draft class was full of “future HOFers pls understand”Mansoor Delane and R Mason Thomas were clear homerun picks, like Quinyon Mitchell and Cooper DeJean. Our D will be completely different this year
More like sasquash'd. Because he's nowhere to be found
>>157754619packturds kek
>>157754665Obvious one season wonder and doesn't belong in conversations with the truly elite RBs
>>157753812Kek
So was Khalil Benson starter calibre or just not terrible
>>157754647Ty Simpson is the worst QB to come out of Bama in a decade
>>157754559pats, rammies, kiwi, oregon football quarterbacks, the myths of jordan love and baker mayfield
Bo Nix struggles in Monday night loss
How did Mahomes go from throwing for 5k yards and 40 tds to becoming a handoff and checkdown merchant not even 5 years later?
>>157754559still the queefs. the mutt looks worse than a backup and they needed blatant refball to beat a team that couldn’t tackle. most pathetic “victory” I’ve ever seen. Broncos will win that division by a large margin yet again while queefs celebrate their week 1 owl forever
Why argue with a Bo Nix fan when you can just wait :^)?
>>157754559Still tony. And Kiwi.
Chiefies own the tight end position. Why?
>>157754710Young Tyreek could just outrun any defender and run tight routes letting Mahomes simply memechuck it downfield for huge yards.
Unbelievable that Emmett Johnson fell to the 5th round. He looks league ready.He breaks multiple tackles every time he touches the ball. He runs like young Alvin Kamara, patient, slippery.Anybody who watched him at Nebraska expected this.
>>157754806Kek why are Eaglels so easy to bully
>>157754806 Daaaaaaayum
Ju-Ju Mojo Energy
Bears better hope they can keep scoring 40+ if this is what their pass rush looks like
>>157754853Yikes.Is he okay?
>>157754845Does anyone actually believe he's retiring after this season? If they so much as sniff the playoffs he'll be back, his ego demands it
>his team hasn't won an owl since the 1900s
>>157754858he was perfectly fine the next play lol he just gave up
>>157754750already. you can keep nagy gnats fans.
>>157754881Oh okay. I figured as much.
what the fuckity fuck is THIS?!
>>157754937as it ever was
>>157754937the south will rise again!
>>157753798Nah, purdy was better.
>>157754937>Jags vs Broncos>Texans vs Bengals>Titans vs Eagles>Colts vs ChiefsThere's a really good chance Jags have a 2 game lead on the rest of the division next week.
>>157754853Hit em with the dr spock
The Colts are an ass dogshit team and will not win more than 4 games this year. The Ravens are average at best, and the Bengals will win the AFC North.
Ngl I like the football
>>157755072Please watch our sport
>>157755068>Ravens are bad because... they blew out a bad team?Pretty sure good teams blow out bad teams
>>157755072My favorite thing about American Football is turnovers. Fumbles, interceptions, muffed punts. The sudden change of possession. No other sport really has anything like it. Sure, teams turn the ball over in basketball or soccer, but what makes American football unique in this regard is that the offense and defense are separate units, so a turnover is basically the defense conquering the offense in a sudden moment. It's also always completely unexpected and provides a lot of great drama.
I ate it then fell asleep so I missed the game thread, but this is my first "MNF 'zza" of the season
>>157753937Raiders
I cant get over how fucking BADLY the broncos playedMahomes legitimately looked like shit but they let a train get run on them and fumblo nix and his new playcalling retard FUCKED IT ALL UP
>>157755114What the fuck is on it?
>>157755125Chopped eye round and tampura chicken, sauce base is a hot general tso's with nashville seasoning and parmesan
>>157755114>>157755127Bizarre
>Bo short of the stix
>blow dix
>>157753842>bears played a 2025 playoff team, broncos did not.lol really thought you were clever with that snark didnt you reddit
>>157755129It was a spur of the moment thing but it came out tasting really good
>>157755164ya seethe?
