kick off 8pm ukLiverpool: Mamardashvili, Frimpong, Gomez, Araujo, Kerkez, Mac Allister, Nyoni, McConnell, Koumas, Gakpo, Ngumoha.>Subs: Alisson, Endo, Jacquet, Szoboszlai, Isak, Munoz, Barcola, Gravenberch, Chambers.Tottenham Hotspur: Dubravka, Tosin, Senesi, Gray, Udogie, Gallagher, Bergvall, Bentancur, Tel, Kudus, Marmoush.>Subs: Kinsky, Robertson, van Hecke, Maddison, Savio, Fernandes, Solanke, Davies, van de Ven.
>>157756742>>157756742kwaboty or still tony?
>>157758844Who cares?
not again
damn, liverpool playing the C team
If Spurs dont win against liverpool D team kek
>>157758567two garbage teams
If my post ends in a number then spurs will score a goal.
>Tonight's Carabao Cup match is free in the UK on ITV4 tonight
for me it's west ham vs full ham
>>157759023Does East Ham have a football team?
>get hair transplant>still baldingdid they scam macalister?
>>157759103they have to take those pills that make you depressed and your cock stop working or the non transplanted hair still falls out
>>157759118Would you trade a head full of hair for a working dick?
COYS!!!!
>>157759128no
>>157758567the bleeding stops today
COME ON YOU COYS>>157759128ill take the dick thankspause
liverpool mascot can't stop smiling :)
>no varcomfy
itv have 30 seconds of handshakes before kickoff and feel the need to show me an advert of a talking hamster
>>157759118this is the only reason it's stopping me from taking finasteride and I started balding at the top. It affects a small percentage but it still freaks me out I'm going to go impotent from a pill
If there's one team to fuck it up and lose to the current Spurs, it'd be Liverpool.
>>157759118when did he have a transplant?
>>157759277after wc
its raining in liverpool and its raining in my heart too lads, i am a broken man
>>157759328Have a day out in Chester Zoo, sort you right out
looks grim out there
>>157759328what's up lad x
>rainy fall cup fixturea e s t h e t i c
Bergvall literally my most hated player. Absolutely destroys every single Tottenham attack. He's so unbelievably fucking shit at doing everything.
>>157759339>go and look at a bunch of sad looking animals in cages, thats sure to cheer you up!
rain cold evening no varfeeling COMFY
>>157759354it's greatwish Wirtz was on
>>157759351im 5'9 and my crush just got a new lanklet last week
>>157759357close one for you there lad
Bergvall is so hot
>>157759364The ducks look happy. Then again, they always do.
BIG GEORGIAN BALLS
>>157759379He can score a hat-trick for all I care, it won't excuse his consistently shit playing
why is spuds so shite
>>157759422too many sw*des
>poo m ass
>>157759437lol
hello where is the slurper
>>157759456look, i hear what youre saying, but dont leave please.... PLEASEi promise you there will be at least 3 goals in this game
>>157759437I´m gonna say this in a language even you will understandsaaaar you are basterd bitch
>>157759357Kudus is worse, you can give him a perfect pass and he will need 3 touches just to get the ball under control
>>157759092east ham united saar
>>157759475Id respond in kind but i dont speak somalianbut we are shit because bergvall and kulu are frauds
MACALLISTER MACALLISTER MACALLISTER MACALLISTER MACALLISTER MACALLISTER MACALLISTER MACALLISTER MACALLISTER MACALLISTER MACALLISTER MACALLISTER
spood bros, we can't score!
What is he thinking right now?
>>157759502Only hindi then, ok as I thought.
>>157759509Going forward let's be a little more considerate of those watching on delay
>losing to liverpool C
macca has been the only good midfielder this season
>>157759531just relegate my shit up blud
We haven't been that bad. Bergvall should have scored
>>157759552>bergvall>hitting the nethe's just a swedish connor gallagher, when will you lot get that?
>>157759542is this the limit of how much makeup you can put on a person?
>>157759552>bergvall>hitting the nethe's just a swedish archie gray, when will you lot get that?
is carabao an energy drink or a beer?
>i will just cash my check and hang out at the facilities many such cases for spurs
>>157759583it doesn't actually exist, it is like those fake products in GTA
Gomez is bad, ey
>>157759583cross between a moose and a reindeer
>>157759552he's nothing more than the hyperborean mikey moore
Will Archie Gray ever play in his correct position?
>>157759596yeah, less than the sum of their parts. players get the bag and phone it in as soon as they signthe jewish man utd
>>157759552he's shit
When do you think they’ll make room for racism
>>157759552>bergvall>hitting the nethe's just a swedish steve sidwell, when will you lot get that?
>>157759611What is his actual position?
>>157759611he's not even sure where that is anymore much less rdz
>>157759611his correct position is lost in the mysts of time, its been so long even he cant remember it. some say it never existed in the first place
>>157759625hes so bad, cant believe we were gunna spend £50m on him in the summer
>>157759626Goalie (penalty specialist)
>>157759611bottom?
>>157759632love booby asians
WHAT was that
>tel
SCORE A GOALJUST SCORE A SINGULAR GOAL FOR FUCKS SAKEFUCKING HELL WE COULD SCORE EVEN UNDER FRANK JUST. SCORE. ONE. GOAAAALLLLL.
>>157759638who's "we"?
Bring Back Ange
>>157759659newcastle
>>157759583It's the monster to Thai red bull. 2nd best.Also new sponsor for efl trophyhttps://www.dailymail.com/sport/football/article-16130427/EFL-Trophy-set-land-5m-new-sponsorship-AMERICAN-fast-food-chain.html?ico=authors_pagination_desktop
>>157759670he's on the ropes al nassr lost 4-0 tonight
top top tel
Almost a perfect electric goal
kudus could fall down and miss the ground
SCCOOOOOORREEEEE A GOALKICK THE BALL TOWARDS THE GIANT NET
>>157759685is this just a publix from lidl? which itself is a subway from aldi?
>>157759685the jersey mikes cup lmao
>>157759685who is jersey mike? does he even exist?
>>157759713Top rated sandwich chain for a few years now. Good sandwiches. Got bought by private equity last year so I expect the quality to nosedive soon
>>157759615levy's fault for building an eden instead of an internment camp that would have motivated the players to perform so they can be sold on to escape
The face of Jersey Mike's
Wirtzlingz in attendance
>>157759732theyre spending too much time in the cheese room and not enough time on the field
why is wirtz with a chav slag and theo walcott
>mixed martial association football
>>157759749I incorrectly cropped it believing left was his gf, but I actually think it's his sister and his brown gf is on the right
coom ass>>157759749i think wirtz is a chav himself to be fair. the white foden
Truly kinskyesque from the spurs goalkeeper
>>157759727His name is PeterBut he bought the original store from his boss Mike in New Jersey. Then made it a chain.
scottish midfield 3. mcallister, mconnell, mcnyoni
>>157759748spurs official YT is literally 90% videos of the team fucking off at the ground making anime finger paintings and playing fifa
>>157759770>Zero to Herocan this guy teleport or something?
>>157759770wonder where mike is now.
happy halloween anons
my stream is always laggingit never fucking stopsbuffering and freezingit ruins every goalchoppy every secondand on a long delayplease delay your postingas it spoils the gameallez allez allez
>>157759763it's the sister that is also a pro footballer>>157759765>the white fodenhe would never play for City
>>157759817didnt even know indian halloween was a thing until yesterday, nevermind that its today
>>157759770>runs a business at 17>look at him, a fucking zerohmm
>>157759817merry christmas brother
What's wrong with Tel?
Tottenham need to score a goal
>>157759829kekhttps://ntv.cx/matches/kobra>>157759836chocoelfen...
>>157759836all I see is a red card
>>157759770>buys a shop at 17fucking hell boomers had it so easy
>>157759829Nice song.No
fun match honestly, both teams are just having fun
>>157759847mainly physical mental and tactical
leaving a bowl of naan outside and trusting they'll be honest
>le southern commentator and le northern co-commentator
dont want to seem racist lads but i just dont rate marmoush as a professional footballer
I think the problem with spurs is that they aren't scoring goals. They just need to start scoring goals and they'll be ok
>>157759888Another Bundesliga fraud with 1 good season
>>157759882tarquin and grugthe regular odd couple
>>157759892
>>157759896who has had less shots on target?
>>157759904That wasn't an Owen though, it was a good critique. Tottenham are looking decent except when they don't score a goal. They just need to score goals
>ref height and frame mogging senesii thought he was a cb
Nice dive
>>157759910aston villa
slegs
why does macallister look like a white van driver
Screenshot this post. Spurs won't score a goal until November
>>157759877Why did spuds stop playing kinsky? He fits them like a glove?
>an fieldmore like esl stadium
>>157759948hes been shit this season
>>157759944Scottish genes
>>157759944because hes white and drives a vana van hecke
shit teams
Post black women tits and pussy
>>157759986shit country
>>157760007
big fan of lidl desu
>>157760007No
>>157760017
>>157760021did netto not make it to finland? it was lidl before lidl
>>157760021Their bakery is top tier
>>157760009proof?
>>157760021they're putting a lidl in the stockholm equivalent of harrods, as the department store is losing money
>>157760055you have to queueand you have to waitseems a bit redundant desu
what is it like living in a country that doesnt allow pharma ads?
>>157760066the highstreet is dead kek>>157760071i saw a fucking coronavirus ad watching usa tv yesterdayits almost heckin 2027 couldnt believe it
>>157760071always makes me laugh the amount of ads for pills on the american streams
i wish i had big booba
>>157760071When I go to the doctor I don't ask them about some medicine I saw on TV. The doctor prescribes me the medicine I need because he is the expert
why is spurs resting """"""""key"""""" players? They've got Europe competitions next week or what?
>>157760066grim
>>157760077it's kind of funny lmao. they did it to themselves basically selling our equivalent of M&S tier stuff instead of exclusive things.
>>157760067being in a queue and waiting is a sign of civilized people, not forming a queue and not waiting is a sign of a third world country
>>157760071flaccid
i can see two more goals in this>>157760116i mean what key players, that looks like their best xi except vdv and tonali>>157760099wouldnt they get in the way and hurt your backwhats the benefit?
>>157760138isn't having that large of a pair almost a disability?
>>157760066companies selling cheap shit eventually win out over companies making good shitits like how fiat owns ferrari, too many people would rather buy the cheap stuff and it makes more money
>cant bet on bergval breaking someones ankle hate sports betting to be honest
>>157760157i guess unless you only care about hooking a chad and being his housewife
>>157760138they spent like 300 mil they could play someone better than 2 niggers on the wings right now at least
spurs dont dezerb this>>157760211i mean the only other option is chudryk who is a white ngubu
Under Thomas Frank, Tottenham had scored 8 goals in the first 4 league games3-0 win against Burnley1-0 win against city1-0 loss against Bournemouth 3-0 win against West Ham
>>157760039No but we recently got /sp/orts direct
>>1577602312-0 against City, sorry.
>>157760231>ange literally wins them a cup>fire himSpuds deserve everything they get
>ynr bryan gil
>>157760220savinho is on the bench anonthese 2 niggers tel aviv and ngubus are effectivly hurting sperms
>>157760257>ynr clinton njie
spoods saving themselves for their UCL games
DE ZERBI OUTFAT DICKHEAD
LE CUT INSIDE MAN
>spuds
GAKPOOOOOOOO
>GakpoIts so over
A spurs player could literally never do that
Gakpo haters are getting mogged this season
Gakpo is such a pro
they should bring back big ange
spurs are focusing all their strength to the premier league
sacking de zerbi costs the same as buying one cody gakpo
gakpo almost joined spurs too>>157760268>TEL AVIVkek
>>157760282De Zerbi out
>>157760303Gakpro
So when does he rage quit? Because I don't think he's gonna be here by Christmas.
>Be Spurs>Make Liverpool look goodWhat the fuck is the point of Tottenham Hotspur?
>sperms
>>157758567
Why did they spend £500m on players for De Zerbi and not Poch?
>go 2-0 down>bring out robboSasuga dezerbi sama
mcconnel is better than wirtz
Who gets sacked first, shitter De Zerbi or Fat Fraud Lampard?
>>157760321he's unsackable due to how much spurs are paying for managers
>>157760257SHE LOVES YOU YEAH YEAH YEAHSHE LOVES YOU YEAH YEAH YEAH
>>157760321dont spoil the ending for the ignorant spurs fans
>>157760138Bet she claims pip for them as well as selling photos like this to simps.Literally living off her tits.
We write a letter to De Zerbi, one word at a timeDear
>>157760369Cunt
Heroes welcome for RobertsonHow cool is that?
>>157760021Had the shits off their meat a few times but the bakery is decent and you can sometimes rob the houseplants without any drama.
>>157760374loved that
Kudus is such a retarded nigger
>>157760369Schmuck
>>157760351We paid £30m for him and gave them Lamela for free
How do you fix Tottenham, truly? Without driving the entire team off a cliff and buying a new one. They might actually get relegated this season.
>>157760376>you can sometimes rob the houseplants without any dramabased pikey
>>157760374reminder spurs claimed his world cup cap as their own
>>157760399fold the club and start again in the 16th tier, its the only way
Why can't we score?
NGUBUS? DENIED
>MarmoushWasn't he one of the Nafris at Man City? What happened to him to be picked up by Tottenham.
>>157760387And he just got Girona relegated
>>157760399Unironically get relegated and rebuild the team in the Championship, even if it takes a couple of seasons.
>>157760414Mamaswilly is playing a blinder
why is Savinho not in, what is zerbi waiting for? liverpool's 3rd goal?
>>157760414shit players and a shit manager
Nyoni and mconnel played well i gotta say
if spurs get rellied after spending 400m what will they do? fire sale every player?
>>157760420He can't play on the wing so he was just a Haaland backup that was gonna rot on the bench, no point keeping him.
Marmoush is playing for Spurs now? Lmfao what a washed fraud he's become. Wtf happened?
>>157760448theyll never get relegated with the players they have now. i know they havent started well but get real
>>157760448who will buy these shitters
fuck homoslai, we keep hearing how great he is and then he always plays like a retard
>>157760461City had a clear out and he was up for grabs, just a loan deal I think, but he's been pretty mid for at least a year now
>>157760480he runs and tackles a lot and can score a free kick, thats about it
I CAN'T SCORE
THEY SCOREDTHEY DID IT
Of course it's against Liverpool
TRUST THE PLAN
MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
Fucking finallySpurs have won the premiership
>>157760505>The state of meIt's still only 1 goal.
Whatever happens, we have won the game because we scored our first goal
>>157760505refresh your stream lad haha
>ipswich getting murdered at hometough week for ed sheeran
This will be the turningpoint of the season
>they scored
>Barcola INCongrats on Liverpool not scoring another goal this game.
liverpoo are a disgrace
> "there's every chance they can create one or two more big chances in the time that remains"> +20 minutes leftkek commentators haven't got much faith in totnham
THIS DOES NOT FUCKIN SLIP
What the fuck is everyone banging on about? Spurs scored 4 against Charlton. They've literally scored 4 goals before this. Why is everyone saying they haven't scored? Can't stand the Talksportification of football discourse lately
what is the mastermind de zerbi waiting for or are these shitters even worse than the shitters currently playing?
>letting Spurs scoreshamefur dispray
>>157760543Can you post a link to comedy in pic rel. That one scene is pretty funny, but i haven't seen the rest yet.
var enjoyers on suicide watch
>>157760598did your father taught you to be proud of your dick germanon
>>157760634As it turns out, I am very happy with the shape of my penis, thanks very much for asking.
>>157760592
"Coom Ass" ?Sounds like more of an Arsenal player tbqh
>>157760657I miss seeing that shiny reflection, ngl. Just nothing quite like it.
>>157760680he's a future liversissy legend
>Bozoslai
SPURS
H O M O S L A I
>>157760694Szoboszlai? More like szlob on this dick, lmao
>Tel
here comes the rain
if spuds don't score they lose the game, are they aware of this?
world class save
I CAN'T SCORE (more than one goal in 5 games)
match is blessed
>>157760739mama miawith wet gloves
Fucking chucking it down now
Congrats Spurs on a very close losing efforts against U19 Liverpool at Anfield!It's the closeness that counts
Isak fucking sucks
pissing down
just a kino game all round
why aren't you at the game? it's not sold out
forgot me brolly xx
how tf is that his back lmao these refs
no varno problemthe rig is still in
Why is it always cloudy/rainy in England? I swear every Premier league game I watch is like this.
>Savio gets in front of goal>doesn't scorewho could have predicted such an outcome
they're talking like spurs deserved to win this game
>spoods
ya beauty what a hit son
ITS OGRE
>Be like shit all game>Score an absolute blooter/free kickHe can't keep getting away with this.
Stevie G regen
holy shit spuds in the mud WHAT A BLOOTER
85M for mintehnio
BOSH
gg ez
Wow
They won't keep him much longer. Bayern will need a new midfielder next season
El Slobbo
>>157760480czech that goal and these dubs lad
>>157760781Icelandic lows must go through there Azore highs rarely reach
>>157760843Don’t say that!
fucking hell that was a proper bloot
>>157760817he’s been on the field for 10 mins lol
lmaooo
How do you fix this? These Tottenham niggas are all bad.
>>157760726Here it comes the rain againFalling on my head like a memoryFalling on my head like a new emotion(Here it comes again, here it comes again, oh-ah)I want to walk in the open windI want to talk like lovers doWant dive into your oceanIs it raining with you?
>>157760891they should sell the club to gentiles and rebrand away from being y!dsman utd were elite until the glazers bought them
>at least they got a goalThe absolute state
>>157743431>>157743431post match celebration
>de zerbi watches on
>>157760891They need to learn to play way faster
>>157760781We get 2 or 3 months of sun per year. We are cursed.
>>157760781It's kino ngl
