Bills will win the owl this year edition
FUDGEPACKEDYOU GOT BTFO (BLOWN THE FUCK OUT) LMAO
Nah man
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Get those razors ready for another Allen playoff choke spree
We raped the Bronkeks and made Kiwibitch watch.
He held out in camp btw
Bo make ya seethe?
Whu are the Panthers retarded?
>>157762117This was matt rhule and fitterers fault. They're good now.
>>157762113Nah, he makes me cum (and I want his cum inside me).
>JAXSOOOOOOOOON>THEY GAVE ME A NIGGER QUARTERBACK IN TENNESSEE JAXSOOOOOON>I NEED YOU BACK JAXSOOOOOOOOOOOON
>>157762117didn't overcommit to two mediocre anchor qbs? The only good decision theyve made in the last 5 years
>chargers qb is a slave to the whore of BabylonDisgusting! Chargers must be DEUS VULTED!
>NFL Media pushing pro Jalen Hurts narratives about his Offensive coordinators and his extreme consistency despite that
>>157762031True Bills fans know this will very likely never happen. The curse is too strong. It's a sad reality.
>>157762117Nigga snuck Baker in there
>>157762140Wow herbie got BTFO in this game he didn't play in. The last four games of that year really showed how carried herbert is.
I would bet my benis and balls that Drake Maye is one and done in Super Bowl appearances and we won't see the Patriots in another owl for at least a decade.
We'd be grateful just to see them make it to the Owl, man...
>>157762041Enjoy the early season downswing. We finna run the table and rape your shit team in the playoffs
Like half of my /nfl/ general folder is pictures of traps and I have no idea why.
>>157762168Hah, gayyyy
The New England Zionist War Criminals
>>157762140>got the weapons>got the young highly drafted rb>got the god tier line>got the god tier coordinator>got the defense>got the time>got the helpwhy can't if man do it?
Detoilet really shouldn't have collapsed against the 9ers in the conference championship a few years ago
>>157762168I'm into grannies. If we were on another board, Id give you some of my favorite scenes
>>157762102His first playoff choke was last year. Allen always was a stud in the playoffs it's just unfortunate that Mahomes is an absolute animal in the postseason.
>>157762168Are they team themed? Post them
>>157762179A big chunk of that was Purdy being extremely clutch in the second half.
>>157762178Billion dollar armTen cent brain
my jetties finna bootyblast the green gay fudge packers
>>157761890>>157761831I hereby renounce any faith I had in Bo Nix. It is clear that Mahomes is indisputably the greatest of all time in this sport – I humbly seek forgiveness for my former arrogance in doubting his greatness. I also extend my sincerest apologies to Chiefties Kingdom for inundating the threads with webms; that was rather poor taste and judgement on my part. Perhaps I’m merely a bit over the hill and not quite in touch with real ball these days. please forgive a jealous old plonked mate. You won proper.
>>157762207Hmmmmm
renounce this bussy
>>157762207I say this and believe these things
>>157762178Because he is anticlutch. He lacks the mental fortitude to take his game to the next level. He has all of the physical gifts required to be an elite QB but lacks the intangibles. Herbert is basically the exact opposite of Bryce Young.
>>157762207Based Kiwi… I have a newfound respect for you I must say
>>157762213I can't. It hits just right
>>157762213I would never do such a thing
>Described as an "NFL supernova," a "sui generis," a "gold standard," a "generational marvel," and an "on-field force of nature," Gronkowski revolutionized the tight end position and became the envisioned archetype for which the position could and should be. For ESPN, "it felt like the tight end position was invented in response to his rare gifts, the singular marriage of power and grace he brought to the game.">Gronkowski was noted for his versatility, combining receiving ability associated with a wide receiver with the blocking skills of an offensive lineman. Listed at 6 ft 6 in (1.98 m) and 265 lb (120 kg), with hands measuring 10¾ inches, he was at times compared in physical terms to NBA players LeBron James and Shaquille O'Neal. Bill Belichick once remarked “In the ultimate team sport, Rob was a great, great teammate. His production spoke for itself, but his daily attitude, unmistakably positive energy wherever he went and toward whoever he touched will never be forgotten.”>He was the highest ranked tight end in the annual NFL Top 100 Players five times, as voted by his peers. The Patriots also included him in its 2010s All-Decade Team. He has set several NFL records and was selected not only in the NFL 2010s All-Decade Team but also in the NFL's 100th Anniversary All-Time Team.Daily reminder: Strength through joy.
>>157762206>The undefeated Jets leading the AFC East after Week 2Would be hilarious
>>157762206>JeNOOO
the queefs suck arse and won't be making playoffs again
>>157762178>got the god tier line>got the defenseyou must not have watched
>>157762159NTA but point taken. Here's something else then.
>>157762231Where is he?
>>157762246AFCS is such a goated division for generating memes
>>157762238Ok
We finna got our own Saquon
>>157762239>HE JUST NEEDS 5 ALL PROS NOT 2 ALL PROS ON THE OLINE AND 11 ALL PROS ON DEFENSE AND MAYBE, JUST MAYBE HE CAN BEAT THE ARIZONA CARDINALSdo you even hear yourself?
>>157762250Tight Ends are supposed to be blocking, you know
My Chargies!
>>157762250>Volume stats
>>157762257Last year's week 5 was fun.
>>157762140wtf is this score real?
Why are there no famous tight ends from before Shannon Sharpe?
>There's a position called Tight EndKinda gay innit?
>>157762280
>just ate four pounds of cumtime to hibernate until thursday when i can watch my bills play
>>157762264Funny how good the Giants offence looked with Greg Roman and Matt Nagy yet bustin cuckatini and Mike "Minstrel" McDaniel looked completely overmatched against the Cardinals hmmmmmm looks like it might be a Greg Roman redemption szn 'fraid so
>>157762284fraid so
>>157762280Really pulling for the Jags to make a deep run this year, their team is real fun to watch.
>>157762285Kellen Winslow, Ozzie Newsome, Mike Ditka, Billy Joe Dupree
>>157762275Chiefies are Madisonposting. Sorry to steal her but as you are merely the Chargers, and therefore owned by Chiefies, you are in no position to resist
>>157762207all good. we're back to super friends.
>>157762300i hope you enjoy this year that mr. nix doesn't have the number 1 defense the number 1 oline and a historically easy schedule that was only outpaced by the pats
Bills/Jags AFCCG would be fun
Why do I have so many Daisy Taylor pics in my /nfl/ folder??!?! AHHHHHHHH
>>157762257
>>157762250Anon, Gronk has more Super Bowl rings than all three of those guys put together.
>>157762320Jags Ravens would be more fun. Derrick Henry could have another 200yrd rushing game against the Jags just for ol' times sake.
>>157762338>He thinks rings are a TE stat
>>157762320It's going to be Bills Chiefs again and the Bills are going to lose by 1 point and then the Chiefs are going to beat the 49ers in the Super Bowl by 3 points, and both games will be filled with questionable refereeing
>>157762318I will enjoy this season i love the sport of American football :)
Penises just look better than vaginas
>>157762363i agree brock purdy
>>157762349I fucking hate you but I'm not disputing that reasonable possibility whatsoever.
Broncos country…….. let’s hide
Chiefies finna get spooked in October.
>>157762363Factually true and I'm not even gay.
What happens at age 29?
>>157762349Goodell needs to fall down an elevator shaft, this shit needs to stop, I'm sick of it.
>>157762222I want to lick the Chiefs wolf's asshole
>>157762297
>>157762363Unfortunately, I agree.
How tortured are 49er fans? They haven’t won a superbowl since 1994 and seem like a loyal fanbase
>>157762402Trevor Lawrence is a Christian man and would disapprove of this hateful meme.
>>157762411Kyle Shanahan is the Josh Allen of coaches. The Niners will never win an owl so long as he is the head coach.
>>157762378Didn't your qb just tear his bussy
>>157762401Unfortunately, I agree.
Is dak a top 5 QB?
>>157762402No way... is this real?
>>157762441Maybe in Retardville, USA! LMAO
>>157762411They've always had a good team. It's easy to be loyal to a team that has sustained success, even if that doesn't always translate to winning the Owl. Perennial playoff contenders translates to being good enough to keep your fanbase hooked.
Meanwhile, Bills fans must simply be gluttons for punishment.
>>157762441He's top 10.
>BuffalelBuffalel
>>157762441the black jared goff.
Sometimes I shit in a bag a sniff it when I get nervous.Go Chiefs btw
Sometimes I think back on 2019 Jameis. What happened there?
>you now remember when the Jaguars were just four points away from going to the Owl with Blake Bortles at QB1 and Doug Marrone as HC
>>157762309You filthy queefers can never have our Khazarian queen you take your Tay Tay and stay with that skank!
Lmao look at this schedule. Dare I say 17-0 is a distinct possibility.
>>157762501Goodell would never allow it
>>157762511I can see them losing an absolute meme game to the Jets
Aiyuk still not on a roster? Lmfao. Wanted to see him play the 9ers
>>157762363Some pussies look amazing but unfortunately almost always illegal.
>>157762501prime bortles would unironically be a top 16 qb in the league right now.
>>157762534kneediddy...
>>157762207well well
>>157762540Prime Jay Cutler would be a top 10 QB in today's league.
>>157762511Rams and Niners are the only ones that will present trouble. >no we're not scared of the seahawks
Geno "Genius Monster" Smith
How long will it take for Giants fans to become angry at Matt Nagy and Greg Roman?
Drake Maybe of the Tel Aviv Patriots
>>157762555Gay Buttler
>>157762511Did Chief fans just not notice that Mahomes looked like dogshit in that game?
>>157762534UhHow do you know that?
>>157762572Harbaugh should be competent enough to make up their stupidity, at least until the playoffs
>>157762525He's actually still on the niners, he's listed on the depth chart. They've already cleaned out his locker and given away his number though.
>>157762555prime cutler was a top 10 qb when he played
>>157762581You didn't have a girlfriend in highschool?
>>157762588
>>157762579if posting a 100 QB rating and 50 QBR is "dog shit", then I look forward to this season if this is the bottommeanwhile, blo dix posting a 7.5 QBR
>>157762579He was fine. The game certainly would've been closer if they didn't have the reigning SB MVP at RB, but Mahomes played well enough for his first game back.
>>157762588you now remember that he was a plotline in The League where they tried to steal and drink his wife's breast milk.
>>157762603No :(
>>157762573Brave
>>157762579He's Mahomes..He might look bad in a given game but if you zoom out, he absolutely takes a fat, steaming shit on the head of the clown your team calls a QB.
>>157762207Mmmm-hmmm...see you on sunday kiwi
>>157762588Strongest arm I've ever seen. Too bad he just didn’t give a fuck who caught it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzIa5j_-LCc
The forward progress rule should be abolished. The ball should be spotted where you hit the ground
Who is your favourite FA and Rookie so far that your team signed this offseason?For me it’s Likely and Mauigoa.
>>157762579>checkdowns and run game BADIt's a school night, kiddo
>>157762612I watched every episode of the League and remember maybe 5 story lines (main or side, doesn't matter). Funny show, but completely forgettable. And as a man with a lactation fetish, even I forgot that episode.
>>157762672Diggs and Styles Two mf DEMONS
>>157762511>tfw there wont be a k9 revenge game cause he'll be injured by week 5
>>157762511You might even drop one of those games to the Raiders/Chargers as well, but I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt.
I think the NFL will follow shortly after.
I'm suffering from Titans fatigue. I don't know how much longer I can watch this team play football. Worst team in the league by a mile and since we just drafted Ward we wont be actively tanking for Arch. This team has no future, it has no past, it is only mediocrity from top to bottom as players and coaches alike try and string together enough decent tape to get them hired by another team. Hell is Tennessee Titans "football"
>>157762713I do feel for you guy Seems like whenever you have a 1st overall there's never a good QB available
>>157762713Worst part is you wont even get the number 1 overall pick, the Dolphins will be earning that.
Hot seat coaches that could be fired before the seasons' end by percentage80% Todd Monken65% Todd Bowles 65% Aaron Glenn40% Dan Quinn35% Shane Steichen
>>157762682that is entirely the point of the show, to be background noise that you quickly forgetonly memorable shit is things like eskimo brothers and myface posting
>>157762713why'd they name themselves after a defunct new york team? why did they go all in on the football and are now naming their baseball team after the football team
>>157762713I felt the same way about my team but at least I saw them actually win a Super Bowl and we finally have some motion going
>>157762770I have Monken being fired during the Week 11 bye, btw.
Why did Denver give up?
>>157762770DeMeco Ryans if he can't win a playoff game
>>157762713You could always just change teams, bro. Though, if I'm being perfectly honest with you, I don't quite necessarily condone bandwagoning a team that doesn't play out of your city of birth. Sorry you're stuck with the Titans. That really sucks.
>>157762770>Shane SteichenI hope this happens. He deserves to be an OC somewhere that actually has a chance at doing something.
>>157762793He's won 3
>>157762798wild card rounds don't count
>>157762793What? He's made it to the divisional round 3 years in a row. No way he should be fired.
>>157762770>40% Dan QuinnI don't want to lose Daronte though. And I don't want him promoted from DC to HC after 1 year.What are the odds that a new HC keeps my hero?
>>157762280I agree
>>157762811Marty Schottenheimer made it to the AFC CG twice, Tomlin never missed the playoffs, at some point being good and not great costs you your job
>>157762300Everything always evolve back to Greg Roman fr
>>157762821Brock's Banana
>>157762832>Tomlin never missed the playoffsLol dude that was for like 15 years. IIRC this is Demeco's 4th. He took a moribund franchise into a playoff staple with a defense everyone expects to be elite. Are you a scared Jagskek?
>>157762792Only so much you can do with Bo "Glass Ankles" Nix as your quarterback
>>157762810Fair enough
>>157762821he ate the seed
>>157762865Banana's don't have a seed, they are sterile
>>157762871you also don't use an apostrophe to pluralize...
>>157762865More like he ate the Sneed
>>157762850Scared of CJ Stroud? LMFAO, bro are you serious? If Demeco had any balls whatsoever he subs in Mills and halftime and they dogwalk the Pats. Everyone in the AFCS is hoping CJ gets a monster contract.
>>157762672Mike Evans. Too bad he's going to miss some time due to a hamstring injury eventually
>CJ Stroud cut the turds off his head>Suddenly his play improves Coincidence?
>AYO, 1 italian beef and cheese hoagie, extra pickles, hold the dick and balls coming right up!
>>157762909he made amends with his dad, CS Stroud
>>157762888Damn and the still swept ACKsonville
>>157762911don't cum in that kiwi's burger
>>157762888Mills is better than Stroud, me thinks.
I have some things to say about Robert Kraft, and it may upset the viewers at home.
DATS MAH BOI D-MILLY
>>157762888>If Demeco had any balls whatsoever he subs in Millsit wasn't about having bravery, it was about being a racist, a sort of nepotism
>>157762918They lost in Jacksonville and needed a 19 point comeback to beat them at home.
>>157762936say it
>>157762936Troy Aikman would say this
I have some very colorful things to say about Shadeur Sanders, but I fear that this sub would ban me for posting them
>>157762949>and needed a comebackso pretty much the same thing jags-chief? but you brag about coming back but you dismiss comebacks?
>>157762565My nigga Mike gonna straighten Gayleb out.
>>157762981he's a person of color, it's only fitting to discuss him with colorful language
>>157762981Don't do it I'll miss you
>>157762991I'm dismissing the objectively false claim the Texans swept the Jaguars.
>>157762949>They lost in JacksonvilleOk fair, I don't watch AFCS gamesStill, I knew you were a Jagsoid
Texans and Jags will surely split their regular season series with each other.
>>157762900The rookie RB looked lively
>>157763028that's not all you did, but justify your post however you need to in order to cope
What in God's name possesses people to wear their teams jersey in public the day after a humiliating defeat? I will never understand this behavior. Take that shit off
>>157762712How many teams?Where?How will division realignment be handled?
>>157763053it's not uncommon in San Antonio to see mexicans change their jerseys midday depending on if the texans or cowboys win
>>157762207its sounds genuine. i forgive him and lets move on. Day 1 Ride or Die LA Rams fan btw
when the fuck is football on
this is Caleb's '88 Jordan season btw
>>157763059>How many teams?Probably like 2-4. >Where?San Antonio, St. Louis, uh... another Ohio team. I can't think of anywhere else. >How will division realignment be handled?lolidk
Why did the rams have to give up a home game? Why not the Niners? The rams are a bigger franchise than the Niners
>>157763101NFL doesn’t have the same talent surplus. How many teams have a good O line and QB right now?
>>157763103The Rams begged for the Australia game because they didn't want to face the 49ers at SoFi.
>>157763103Rams volunteered to I think
>>157763103>rams>home game
>>157762810So you say, but playoff wins of any kind go a long way in helping a coach maintain his job. The Texans have also improved every year even if the end result has been the same, so Ryans at least has a couple years' worth of a leash.Also when it comes to playoff wins and a coach's job, the Steelers are an exception. No other franchise would let their coach go nine straight years either missing the playoffs or going one-and-done, just because of muh non-losing seasons.
>>157763116>>157763120>>157763122Why would the rams want to lose a home game?
The substation is threatening me again
>>157763133>rams>home game
>>157763133why indeed
Shadeur Sanders is a fucking nigger who should be locked in a prison cell with his chimpanzee siblings and gorilla nigger father
>>157763148Coward
>>157763148I hope you have your apology letter ready when they induct him into the cleveland ring of honor in 6 months
>>157763053I do this, win or lose. Love for your hometown team goes beyond just winning or losing. It obviously feels better after a win, sure. But even when my team loses, that still isn't going to stop me from showing loyalty to my team. That's the mark of a true fan; wearing and staying true to the colors even after losing a battle. Love and loyalty, no matter what. Anyone who disagrees isn't a true fan of their team. At least, not spiritually. If you're only showing your fandom when you win then I personally consider that to be fake. Just my opinion.
>>157763144Isn’t it just a neutral field? When the 49ers are on offense there’s a shitload of crowd noise at Sofi It’s at worst 50/50
>>157763053why do retards wear jerseys at all? I wear a team hat at best, and yes I wear it year round regardless of how the team is performing
>>157763148wow dude…so uncalled for
>>157763148AND. THERE. IT. IS.
>>157763180Same. I have a Titans hoodie that is so worn you can barely make out the team logo.
>>157763148Holy based
>>15776317880 people showing up in the 2nd largest city in the US btw
>>157763180Go out your local bar for the game and most wear jerseys. It's actually nice, you'll like it
>>1577631483 day vacation INBOUND
>>157763178This is just fucking sad
>Cowsoys used us as a punching bag for years and now they can't anymore>Jaxson Dart is 2-0 against themHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Guess the quarterbacks!
>>157763178Remember when they were playing the Bengals in the owl and the refs wouldn't let them not score on the final drive? People like to bitch about Chiefs favoritism but the Rams are Goodells #1
>>157763224Cooper Rush and Cam Ward?
>>157763224Top baker
>>157763220>two flukey wins with obscene amounts of refballPlease kill yourself
NFL opening Sunday:13 games averaged 53.3 points, the highest-scoring Week 1 Sunday in league history
>>157763224Blo Dix?
>>157763180Wear an offensive lineman's jersey to a bar or the stadium and you'll get a ton of compliments on how you know ball
>>157763242This ai style of graphic every channel uses is really starting to annoy me
>>157763239>he says after the Cowboys were spotted 13 points off of bogus pass interference calls that amounted to half their offense the entire gameAlways accuse your enemy of what you're doing I guess
>>157763199>>157763245I'm not gay, I'm not gonna wear some other guy's name on my shirt
>his roots for a team that's owned by a heebCouldn't be me
>>157763253That flag CD drew for flopping after he stumbled out of his break was hilarious
New Ravens OC Declan Doyle (age 30).actually spent last season on Ben Johnson’s Bears staff, so perhaps it shouldn’t be too surprising that Baltimore authored the most explosive output beyond Chicago.Doyle did an excellent job mixing up his calls, schemed players open for easy Jackson reads and kept the Colts off balance. Add in that Derrick Henry still runs like he’s 25 years old, bulldozing his way to 144 yards and three TDs for his own record-setting day, and Baltimore’s offense looked deadly in putting up 41 points in a blowout win at Indianapolis.
>>157763144This was in SF
>>157763271Not to mention the world's most obvious pushoff on his touchdown
>>157763273Thank you RybackGPT
>>157763273Thank you Grok
>>157763274Anon the Niners don't have a roof or that ring screen
1. Ravens 2. Bills3. 49ers4. Seahawks 5. Chiefs6. Eagles7. Jaguars 8. Bears9. Lions10. Texans11. Bengals12. Rams13. Patriots14. Broncos 15. Giants16. Vikings17. Packers18. Buccaneers 19. Steelers20. Commanders21. Cowboys22. Panthers23. Saints24. Cardinals25. Chargers26. Colts27. Jets28. Raiders29. Falcons 30. Titans31. Browns32. Dolphins
Zack Baun is elite, and basically the New Orleans Saints are fucking stupid
>>157763263I am at ease with my own sexuality and will wear another man's name on my back if he reflects my values in what I want from a football player (I've swung a leg over the fence every now and again)
>>157763273I was surprised they shit down Indy's throat like that without Linderbaum. Clots still have Grover Stewart and Buckner inside, I guess they miss Zaire Franklin because it looked easy for Henry.
>>157763236>>157763238>>157763243mo pix and peanut oilnix was worse!
>>157763148That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about niggers to dispute it.
>>157763293>Jags>7Holy fucking retard
should i eat 4000 cherries tonight?