Coach Primate
Lemur Jackson
>>157765041atii
Is this the thread?
Goff is a good qb
>>157765041I don’t get it. What’s funny about this. Every fucking thread this has to be the first reply? Like seriously, grow up. This site hasn’t been about edgy racist jokes for years yet you 2016 election tourists are still clinging on to a version of 4chan which hasn’t been grounded in reality for a long time. Less than 5% of this website actually believes this garbage. The statistics are even worse on non-/pol/ boards. Seriously, get over it. It’s not going to be a thing anymore.
>>157765041>>157765043both of yall are a sorry little excuse for men
My jags
if Mahomes isn't going to be throwing dragons and scrambling and improvising and just going to either be throwing short slant routes or passing it off then why risk him by keeping him out there. Put in Bustin Fields instead. Why risk the $500 million dollar man?
>>157765053This is a cringe post but I agree with it
How do the Broncos plan to pull the stunning upset of the Jaguars on Sunday?
>>157765036How did he do it?
WTF no one told me big cats do this as well
>>157765079let us ask the resident broncos expert
>>157765096What? This is a football thread
>>157765096>timmy projectingWhites watch anime too. Add Rick and Morty to it
>>157765096do you really have to ask, as if you dont already know
>>157765071that would cost the NFL millions in ad dollars
>>157765111the content of the post is relevant to many fanbases
>>157765096you tell me
>dak qbs
Do not reply to Chikaner
Blown leads in winnable games have become a staple under Matt LaFleur. >Sunday’s flop was of the epic variety: The Vikings, who scored 29 unanswered points, became the first team in NFL history to trail by 12-plus points with under 20 minutes left in regulation and win by 17-plus points>Yes, several questionable penalties went against the Packers, but flags didn’t cause the rest of the miscues. From the moment the elder LaFleur took three points off the board in the fourth quarter to fall short on a fourth-and-1 play, the Packers crumbled. >The offensive line completely fell apart in the face of Brian Flores' relentless pressure -- Minnesota had a 78.3% blitz rate on Jordan Love dropbacks, the fourth-highest figure by a defense in a game since at least 2018, per Next Gen Stats. Love fumbled deep in his own territory and later threw an INT to cap off the fourth-quarter collapse.
Is this good?
yep im thinking mahomes gonna keep ya seething week 2 mhm 'fraid so
>>157765131Jordan Love is a HOF QB
>>157765133Return of the Smeth
>>157765133checkdown merchantry aside, wasnt one of those "touchdown passes" one of those gay goal line shovel pitch plays that for some retarded reason counts as a pass?
where is kiwi
>>157765133HE'S BACK
whats it like to be a browns fan?
>>157765156up ur butt and around the corner
>>157765156got jumped by a maori. getting his cheeks clapped as we type
Sorry, NFL Chads watch what they like, they aren't trying to be depressed and negative all the time about everything like you all are.
>I>CAN'T>PASS
My takeaways from week 1:>Chiefs and Mutthomes are, unfortunately, back.>Bills are gonna be the 1 seed but they're still not built for playoff football>Bengals are all the way back cuz their defense is at the very least, disruptive. (unless Joe hurts his pussy) And it's them or the Chiefs going to the Owl>Chargers will likely rebound, but are an unserious organization that should never be taken seriously>Baltimore could beat Chiefs or Bengals, easily, just not sure if they can in the cold playoffs>Absolutely no idea what to make of Jags>Denver and NE both miss playoffs due to poor QB play>Fred Warner on film is the most psychotic tackler I've ever seen. Sideline to sideline missile>Cowturds are non-starters>Seahawks are the clear favorites to win it all again>no idea what to make of Green Bay>Bucs are probably good?>Giants are going to be fun to watch. Maybe even a wild card, but entertaining football with Harbaugh cooking>Rams are old but will probably be a force in playoffs
taking back sunday or fall out boy?
>>157765165looming concern over being shanghaied for the Ukraine invasion
>>157765179AFI
>>157765115yeah but whites mostly watch disgusting degenerate pedo shit and it's social rejects that do it. your average white guy isn't watching dbz
>>157765178>Mutthomes>backStopped reading here. Why would I pay attention to the opinions of someone that didn't watch the games?
>>157765179Both are good, but I have to go with Fall Out Boy.Go emo ravens!
>>157765111it's a response to the OP
>>157765178wrong! unlike my opinions
what's wrong with him?
>Blo Dix
>>157765179Fall Out Boy are better coached and their newer stuff is still decent, Taking Back Sunday are old and washed.
>>157765208Probably high as fuck
>>157765208Somehow downgrading from Tua has fried his brain
>there were people who unironically thought ward and the tits were going to make some noise oof
>>157765208Buy an ad
>>157765224I don't think anyone thought that
>>157765224literally nobody thought that
I am genuinely incapable of satisfying any living woman
>>157765224I thought that
>>157765245there were tits fans who thought daboll would turn ward into josh allen
>>157765220>downgrading from Tualiterally not possible
>>157765208Standing too close to the microwave, mom tried to warn him.
I cant figure out who has a stinkier roster, the titans or the dolphins. At least the dolphins have Achane, but who do the tits have?
>>157765178Imagine being another defender on the 9ers in film study and watching your teammate do shit like this to save an extra yard. you'd be ashamed if you weren't balls to the wall like this.
>reuben bain jr's got embarrassed during his NFL debut what went wrong?
>>157765224there are still loads of people defending Ward because he's black. If he were white he would've been benched already. Last season he tried to prove he was a pocket passer by not using his legs and throwing a bunch of jargon at the press. Under Saleh he used his legs a lot more and still lost to a team that will miss the playoffs and end the season with a losing record.
McVay looks like hasn't slept since the plane to Australia, if the Rams actually lose to the Giants he genuinely might die of sleep deprivation
>>157765279The Bengals RT is a big guy.
>>157765287Whoops, wrong image
>>157765279every single one of these plays is him just getting effortlessly posted by a guy with longer arms then him. Ive seen enough, hes failed my eye test.
>>157765279uhhh idk man no one saw this coming
The Browns, Dolphins, and Titans will combine for a total of 4 wins
>>157765279>we literally have decades of data on how crucial arm length is>bucs completely ignore it
>>157765208Did he get second hand CTE from Tua?
>>157765028
>>157765267the dolphins have the "excuse" of having 100 rookies and more money being paid to people playing for other teams than to the guys they havei dont know what the tits are doing, they never shoulda let derrick henry get away
>>157765279Wow, you can see how much shorter his arms are compared to the other guys.
>>157765279Cincinnati's offense wasn't even that good. Burrow finished the game with a TD and a pick.
>>15776522Anon's cat would have been a better hire then him
>>157765294
>>157765279guys with short arms need to be coached by someone who actually knows what they're doing. case in point: Matt Light, overrated LT who got beat outside more often than people want to admit but he solidified himself later in his career learning proper ''punch'' technique in pass protection to make use of his shorter arms.
If you could replace your sperm with that of your favorite NFL player for the purposes of creating the next Mahomes, whose sperm would you choose? It’s not cuckoldry because it’s still YOUR PENIS, it’s just his sperm.
>>157765304True, this is what christfags look like in 2026
>>157765307Tits got fleeced hard by Sneed, hadn't hear his name since he got signed and thought he must've been mega washed, comes back to KC and he immediately looks awesome
>>157765307tits had vrabel, AJ brown, and Henry all on the same team. All gone due to the owner feeling the need to have a sassy girl boss moment.
>>157765208Started drinking again after realizing how unfixable Bustin is
He just needs more time.
Kike Gaybel
>>157765294how much coke do you have to snort to look like this?
>True, this is what christfags look like in 2026
>>157765356>ringThis fedora man has a wife and you don't
>>157765323KEK he got fucking rocked.
>>157765361>has a wife and you don'tand she has a boyfriend
>>157765323what went through this players mind in the moment? terrified he'd be cut if McVay broke his jaw so he just kept running thinking if he didnt look back the nightmare wouldn't come true?
jags bears owlYOu'll finna know it
>>157765356Why are you posting pictures of yourself on 4chin?
>>157765386Record low ratings and viewership
>Christians: God is good. >Jews: G_d is good>Muslims: God is good. >Ball-knowers: The Steelers are winning the superb owl.>Athiests: *screeches incoherently about how he’s too stupid to comprehend Pascal’s wager*
>>157765356>>157765359I don't know what to tell you, man. You were right, like 10 years ago, but the times have changed.
I would really appreciate it if the reddit tourist whining about racism and religion would fuck off back to where he isn't going to get his precious little feelings hurt. You're not going to change the culture of /nfl/ by shaming posters and indulging in your perverted fetishes.
>>157765386trevgod rapes those freaks
>>157765395ebin! xD
>>157765335>AJ Brownchristgive him to the eagles for a first and third in 2022, peak of his powers, then they flip him 4 years later and 4 years older for a 1+5basically got 4 peak years for damn near nothing, everyone needs to stop trading with philly>>157765334amazing to me how so many KC players are "all pro" there then dogshit everywhere else, like all the clowns on that OLine that definitely aren't holding on every play
>>157765397??? who are you talking about
>>157765386Oh it's true, it's DAMN true.
>>157765133Shane they couldn't fix his knee
>>157765406>tfw AJ Brown trade
>>157765410vpn off cunt
>>157765133>both TDs thrown behind the lineamazing. hall of fame, really
>>157765395based
Steelers fans are the whitest and classiest fanbase.
>>157765425Not the kiwi :^)
>>157765279See his tiny little arms? He's got all-time historically small arms.
>>157765390But enough about your funeral
>>157765269Fred Warner embraces CTE and channels it into football
here come the gator boys
I have a little tiny penis and by the way my favorite NFL football team is the Kansas City Chiefs. Specifically, I have an extraordinarily minuscule male member, under 0.5" I'll have you know, and my favorite NFL football team starting quarterback is Patrick Mahomes of the Kansas City Chiefs. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>157765386There should always be at least one bad guy or classic juggernaut in the super bowl, to make it more kino if the underdog winsBears/Patriots49ers/JaguarsWould both be better
how is this allowed on a blue board but i get banned for saying “nigger”?
Friendly reminder that the Jets had no interceptions last year.
>>157765452prove it, post your hand. I have every kiwi pic certified and saved for comparison
>>157765133good enough to beat the bronkeks
>>157765471The Bears are a bad guy team.
>>157765323Ownership By the long snapper
>>157765473ill goon with you anon. Go cowboys btw
>>157765470larp, I have microphallus and our support group exclusively roots for the bills
>>157765479True lel the chefs suck but the buncos suck more
how far is heaven
Man the Chargers were even worse on a rewatch. They looked like a team that had zero training camp. Miscommunications, misreads, dudes not knowing play calls, protections, etc. I know Harbaugh's lower body barely works these days, are they even being coached? There were so many plays where several players were running different plays.
>>157765474If that was my kid I'd have a screen in the dining room just playing that on loop all the time
>>157765082weaponized autism
>>157765133It's good enough
>>157765497caught the flu from fatty mahomes
>>157765502very curious. jim has been known for preparation (and cheating)
>>157765509We shall see
>>157765088that's why you aim for the midsection in a knife fight. eviscerating your opponent is very effective.
>>157765514yikes
>>157765502chargers fans learning the hard way about harbaugh. I endured almost a decade of his horseshit rooting for michigan. dude can't recruit players for shit and somehow is the most ''player friendly coach'' in existence.
What are you guys wearing for Halloween?
>>157765529I was a gorilla when I was 4 years old, maybe I should bring that costume back
prolly buy a banana suit
>>157765536Do it pussy!
>>157765165more worried about the team leaving town again than anything else. the NFL doesn't care and the owner is the very worst.
>>157765529since I just got myself into shape, either a spiderman leotard or captain america get up
>>157765500My buddy died in a car crash when we were 18 but they brought him back in hospital like a few mins after his heart stopped in ambulance. He was a pill junky but he told me he woke up in what was like a conference room where everyone was being sorted into groups. The groups represented a year range they were going back to. Each person had to sit down with someone where they were given a goal upon arrival. He said everyone before 1800 was pissed cuz they were going back to shitty years, but he got something in the 2100s and his goal was to make amends with his grown daughter. That was it. If he succeeded he'd be pulled back out and given another assignment. He was told everything had already happened and they were now just fixing errors to achieve a better end. FWIW this guy never did drugs again and has devoted his life to helping drug junkies get back on track.
When are we done calling Herbert a top 10 guy?
>>157765165is that what we call the people who root for Shadeur?
>>157765557I stopped simping for him after choking 2 playoff games ago
>>157765555crazy quads
>>157765529Lion! Roar!
>>157765557He's an elite QB on a bad team. It happens.
>>157765529One of those blow up dinosaur costumes
>>157765321True
>>157765529I'll be on a flight to Japan :(
Bijan Robinson generated 173 scrimmage yards, including 90 receiving yards, most among all RBs through Sunday. Robinson accounted for 65.8% of the Falcons' yards from scrimmage in Week 1, the highest share by any player in a team's season opener since Rams RB Eric Dickerson (66.6%) in 1986.
How did /ourguy/ L'Jarius Sneed do in his return to his true home, the Kansas City Chiefs?
how do you guys sit on here and talk about the same things literally all day long
>>157765557>>157765573Not yet, apparently.
>>157765600You should see /adv/, same things everyday day
>>157765600To distract from the horrors of this world
>>157765593kys
>>157765600I discuss the new info that the day brings such as the cardinals being a top 20 team
Jahmyr Gibbs led all players with 34 touches, 186 scrimmage yards and 156 rushing yards. He also forced 12 missed tackles, the most in any game of his career. After the contest, Gibbs suggested he could've had 40 touches if needed. Currently, he’s on pace for a ridiculous 578 touches (the all-time record is 492 by James Wilder in 1984).
Caleb Williams and Parker Washington are two of the gayest players I have ever heard talk
>>157765622id say this guy loves to touch the ball
May Allah grant us our revenge
>>157765634>>157765617
>>157765626and?
>>157765637no
Derrick Henry galloped for 144 rushing yards and three TDs on 24 totes and finished with 163 scrimmage yards. Give the Ravens' revamped interior O-line (2 rookies, one vet added in FA) some love: Henry finished with 110 yards before contact against the Colts, the third-highest single-game total of his career. He was hit at the line of scrimmage on just 8.3% of his carries, the lowest rate of his Ravens career.
>>157765593Can't even describe how happy I am to see him back.
>>157765555checked
Ashton Youboty is proud of you.
Rams losing was a high IQ move. Get the 17-0 talks out of the way and also don't fuck up players circadian rhythm too much by just going in and then come back home to quickly readjust back to normal sleep schedules.
>>157765626Parker is a dog, first team all zesty or not.
go patshttps://x.com/MaxBlumenthal/status/2099538706445070611
>>157765669Hugs him lovingly
How do you stop him?
>>157765674I forgot we had Ram posters on here. How you guys been?
>>157765713Now I'm hard
>>157765713I sneak into his bedroom at night to cut his hair, which is the source of his power. Then I suck on his toes for a bit before making my escape.
>>157765713Make him play anyone but the browns
>>157765727Correct
Jonathan Taylor paced the Colts offense with 121 scrimmage yards and two rushing scores in the loss to Baltimore. It marked Taylor’s 14th career game with 100-plus scrimmage yards and two-plus rushing touchdowns, tying him with Hall of Famer Edgerrin James for the most such games in Colts franchise history
>>157765747The Colts looked like hot garbage
trevor is of the nordics
>>157765728Now what?
If the Jaggie aggie aggies are so good why did they lose to the Silly Billy's at home in the wild card round?
Ashton Jeanty gobbled up 147 scrimmage yards: 102 rushing yards with 45 receiving yards (team high) and two TD catches. Jeanty generated 73 rushing yards after contact, the third-most in his career. His three explosive runs of 10-plus yards tied for the second-most in a game in his career
the only qb in nfl history
>>157762579Oh so we lost?
>>157765769I think all the great RBs did well this week.
>>157762579Mahomes started the game 2-8 and finished on a 12-14 run or something like that when they had to stop selling out to stop the pass and he was more confident in what was going on with the running game and Benson at LT.What do you think is gonna happen now that teams have to prepare for K9 and EJ?They have to pick between focusing on the run or pass. If you focus on the pass, you get a game like last night.
>>157765190>STOPPED READING RIGHT THERE
>>157765079The defense will learn how to actually tackle. Maybe.>>157765208I thought the snow supply in Florida and California would be equal?>>157765224>projective greentext>shitty AI slopYou can do better.
Bears became the fourth team in the Super Bowl era to have three players with at least 65 rushing yards and at least one rushing touchdown in the same game And the first such trio to include a QB>124 rush yards - D'Andre Swift >100 yards - Kyle Monangai (2ndY in NFL)>65 - Caleb Williams (two rush TDs)
>>157765577The GOAT.
>>157765820I imagine him calling plays in khajit voice
I want my QB to keep throwing dangerous passes even though he has been intercepted multiple times.
the carl d bradley shouldn’t have sunk
>>157765834Purdy is keeping the spirit of Farvre alive (minus the stealing from poor people)
If Chiefs win the Super Bowl specifically off the back of Kenneth Walker, they'd be the first Triple Crown dynasty in NFL history>Win one season of dynasty primarily off back of Running Back player Kenneth Walker>Win one season of dynasty primarily off back of Quarter back passing>Win one season of dynasty primarily off back of elite receivers>Win one season of dynasty primarily off back of defense
>>157765834based Jameis appreciator
Just teabagged a Bronkek kek‘Fraid so
>>157765849>triple crown>4 owls Ummm….
>>157765626https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGCO_Tqpyy0
>>157765860I was originally not going to include receivers, but thinking on it>2019 receivers>2022 Mahomes>2023 Defense
Convince me not to buy the new Madden after my shit team just won week 1 and might win week 2
>>157765865Only poofs and limp dicked zoomers play vidya
>Jim Harbaugh on Justin Herbert: “Allow me to call my shot like Babe Ruth… I predict he will be known as the best ever to play the position of quarterback.”
>>157765904lel
>>157765863Didn’t the chiefs win in 2023 off of Dre greenlaws torn achille?
>his team allowed more than 24 points
>his team played their starters in the preseason because his team didn't get the browns in week 1
>he picked Denver to winI'm still waiting for your apology and your reasoning for your behavior.
>>157765993I didn't pick anything I didn't look at the schedule until Sunday
>>157765925Lots of things really>CMC goaline fumble>muffed punt>missed PAT>greenlaw achilles spontaneously combusting>unblocked chris jones on a wide open touchdownMahomes got SBMVP but I don't remember him doing anything particularly notable that game, it felt more like God didn't want my ninies to win that day and there was nothing that could've been done.
>>157765925>>157766032>Didn’t the chiefs win in 2023 off of Dre greenlaws torn achille?Superbowl relied on a bunch of blown coverages them forgetting OT playoff rules, Dre Greenlaw injury etcbut them getting there and the story of the team was the defense that season
>>157765036YOU STUPID DUMB SHIT RETARD TRANSEXUALS NEED TO START LINKINGTHE PREVIOUS THREAD
>>157766040Purdy also wasn't as good as he is these days and that contributed to Spags being able to confound him.
>>157765036APOLOGIZE
Tom cruise was at the game last night?he's a chiefs fan ?
>>157766114He played well but I have to wait to see how he'll perform against a defense that doesn't always leave a receiver or TE wide open for 10+ yards. What was up with the narrative about how massively improved Dem Boyz defense was supposed to be anyways, they got Caleb Downs and traded away one of their better DTs and...?
>>157765451That's because the Steelers are the last NFL team with a soul. The franchise has never been sold or passed down to a cadet branch of the founder's family. The team isn't a vanity project of an owner who made their money somewhere else. The Rooneys made their wealth with the Steelers, and the Steelers are where most of their wealth stays. And they're also willing to be a little stupid or inefficient for the sake of a good story. They want the players with rough edges, the sons of former players, and the hometown guys, and "do right" by their veterans, even if that's often hurting them more than it helps. The Steelers are also responsible for every other major sporting organization in Pittsburgh. The Penguins wouldn't have existed without Art Rooney nudging the NHL back in 1965. And the Pirates would have gone bankrupt and moved somewhere else if it wasn't for the Steelers standing by them when they were both negotiating with the city over the North Shore redevelopment. There would have been no PNC Park if the Steelers had thrown the Pirates under the bus in order to secure their own funding for Heinz Field. And maybe they would have been justified in doing it.They're the last NFL team with a sense of Noblesse Oblige.
>>157766202A good solid Irish Catholic family. The contrast with guys like Jerry Jones or Kraft is telling.
It is time to admit that "Anime" is too broad of a term to judge the amount of cringe in a personality. If you watch Dragon Ball or JoJo, you are likely a respectable based high-value male, but if you tell me about your shitty obscure Sucku no Cockeru melodrama which plays in an all girls boarding school for girls who are actually latitudes on the globe and all teachers are actually planets but in kawaii shapes and part of the plot plays in the future and another part in a future thats not as far in the future as the other plot and its all glued together by an autistic detective that actually tries to find his brother but has to investigate a murder spree on campus that partially happened yesterday but also tomorrow then youre most likely a massive faggot and I will treat you like it.
>>157766262I like sexy anime girls with large breasts.
To win a Super Bowl, you need a whole bunch of freaking huge guys. Everyone needs to be freaking huge.
>>157766202> The franchise has never been sold or passed down to a cadet branch of the founder's family. The team isn't a vanity project of an owner who made their money somewhere else. The Rooneys made their wealth with the Steelers, and the Steelers are where most of their wealth stays.What is your definition of "Cadet" branch? The Hunt family and Davis family both are direct parental lineages.Raiders won't last though. And the Hunt family is Soulless in the billionaire sense, Silver Thursday and all, but football wise the AFL creation is still filled with SOVL
