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KO 8PM UK

Manchester United: Darlow; Mazraoui, Yoro, Heaven, Dalot; Santos, Tielemans; Lacey, Mount; Rashford; Sesko

>Subs: Lammens, Amass, Maguire, Fernandes, Mainoo, T. Fletcher, Cunha, Mbeumo, Zirkzee

Brighton: Steele; Costinha, Vuskovic, Boscagli, Stuijk, Hadjam; Chema, O’Riley, Gross; Yalcouye, Kostoulas

>Subs: Verbruggen, Dunk, Rutter, Promise, Osman, Kadioglu, Gomez, Ayari, De Cuyper
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Carrick wants out of the Carabao Cup with that team
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High /mug/ potential
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thinking about putting a cheeky fiver on brighton, anyone else feeling dangerous?
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Brighton don't give a fuck here but they'll still win.
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>>157769130
not only are brighton playing a c team, theyre playing a amorim style back 3

easy win for united
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This could be pure slop or kino
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ok trolling aside i have heard of literally 3 of brightons starting xi here. op could have made that team up and id fall for it. looks like a team from PES
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>>157769273
There'll be goals.
>>157769280
Literally just newbies, teenagers, Jason Steele, Pascal and putting O'Riley in the shop window.
Apparently Chema is really good. Keen to see how he performs.
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Maybe United can play a real game of football without Bruno on the pitch
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the more the months go by the more i believe the twitter rumours that de ligt has transitioned to being a woman
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/mug/ forecast for today boys?
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>>157769553
i think brighton are just using this game to give their youth players some game time, not even trying to win. even changed formation to fit in more randoms. i cant see a /mug/
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took a cheeky sick day for this game

surely it will be worth it
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>>157769597
Rare flag
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>>157769338
Aren't Yalcouye (all memes aside) and Kostoulas wonderkids?
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>>157769597
just go for a walk and claim you got lost in the triangle, easier than faking sickness
uniteds front 3 should also be called the bermuda triangle because the ball gets to there and immediately is lost
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dubs and lacey scores
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hello fellow thirdies, stream? futbol libre is dead and its replacement severely nerfed.
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thread kinda slower than the united threads from earlier in the season, has the casual fanbase already given up on the season and only the hardcore remain?
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>>157769645
it's a third round league cup game where both sides are playing their z teams
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>>157769644
https://fmhy.net/video#live-tv-sports
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GAME OVER
UNLUCKY /MUG/BROS
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>>157769634
no dubs needed
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MUGbros we got too cocky
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DAMN
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kek eat shit jj
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>>157769667
do you really need to be told in 2025 to wait ~90 seconds to avoid spoilers? Give your head a shake
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mugbros... not like this...
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>>157769679
i would like to see xochitl in some lacey lingerie
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F
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>>157769553
Forecast not looking good
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man utd B team > A team
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>>157769679
>he could have been Stat padding this game but his dad wanted more money

Enjoy riding the bench in barca or madrid
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Brighton just got MOUNTED
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We're so back.
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>don't play Bruno and Cunha together through the center
>score
Imagine that
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>>157769698
ugly cunt deserves it
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Brighton number 3 won't play again
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>2-0 up at ten minutes
>Brighton fully demoralised
There's no way they can lose this now. Might as well turn it off
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>>157769718
Token north African.
Never seen him before in my life.
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>>157769719
unless
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playing well but here's how carrick can ruin this
>santos off for bruno, straight swap in midfield
>tielemans off, mbeumo on, mount drops into midfield
>lacey off for cunha
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>>157769660
thanks, solid site.
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trashford
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where the fuck is baleba?
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>>157769746
injured
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Haven't posted here since 2022, do we still have half time trannies?
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Haven't posted here since 2012, do we still have half time solid 7s?
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>>157769207
This is aging well
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sheer lacey
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baleba got games on his phone
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umm
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#benchbruno
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>>157769746

part of sir jims sick note XI dream team
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>>157769787
let's get it trending
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so hows a danish fella end up being called o'riley
whats that about
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>>157769778
God I love lingerie.
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>>157769801
I always think Thomas Frank is English cause I don't know how Frank can be a Danish name.
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>have 3 fullbacks in your whole squad
>one ghosts after 3 games
>another dies in a cup match
United are fucked
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>>157769207
>>157769254
the duality of man
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>>157769809
Never saw the appeal myself. I love my women fully nude
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>>157769772
Give it time.
That's pretty much Brighton's shittest 11
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>>157769809
>>157769829
I like whatever Jessica Biel is wearing in The Gif
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kek that ball handling
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Carrick is LGBTQ+?
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>>157769756
>>157769770
no, jannies dish out bans for halftime slags now
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i'm gay
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>>157769875
we can tell
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what's the fucking point of brighton? they'll batter arsenal at the weekend and all but this is just grim
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Imagine a malnourished 15 year buck break a club in freefall so hard they're still seething lmao
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>>157769883
Xd
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>>157769883
They only perform well with no expectations.
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commentator openly questioning if brighton have a set piece coach
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Lmao what kind of name is Shea Lacey?
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>>157769917
it was explained further up the thread his dad just loved lingerie
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>>157769917
MI6 psyop to remind men of the time their exes wore something nice underneath as a surprise a decade ago.
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>>157769917
sounds like a French brothel
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>>157769831
Backpedalled quite quickly there, didn't you.
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>>157769917

his name should be shay laren
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>>157769917
his mam loves moisturizer
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>>157769917
faggy zoomer twink name
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>>157769896
Why do men do this when they take a pic with someone famous?
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It's ok /mug/bros, sometimes it's better to go one step backwards, so we can go forwards again in the near future
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Saw S. Lacey on the score sheet and thought it was the bad habit song guy
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>cock gobbling of Lacey to try and spin the fact their yoofs want out
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harry amass is also a pretty strange name
ayden heaven sounds like a porn star
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how the fuck is every single defender a liability without fail
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>>157769928
Mine never used to wear owt like that unless I asked, usually just ended up ragging her jeans off in living room and bending her over sittee arm and eating her arse out from behind
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>>157769950
they don't even need to be famous
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>>157769869
United threads gave me some of my fave tranny slags back then. What a shame. What a shame.
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Olivier "on Zidane's watch" Boscagli
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>>157769961
kek wtf are those typical anglo names nowadays?
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Karl Darlow sounds like someone who'd be acting in corrie
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shave it off brother
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why wouldn't you just shave it all off at that point
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Holy nigger
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there will be no mug this day
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Brighton are so shit
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refballing against the might brighton
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>dan gore
>ashton missin
>jim thwaites
>daniel armer
>rafe mccormack
all real names in united's academy
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utd never lose at home when leading at half time
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just couldn't keep it down
just got too much on it
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i guess there is a rule that if you score 2 goals and drop to 10% possession in the same half you auto win

or maybe its a training exercise that sir michael came up with
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>>157770050
conceding two early has a way of waking you up
but brighton are also not much of a threat with the shitters they've got on and united prefer playing on the break anyway
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HOWEVER
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Has to be the worst case of ballwatching I've seen for a while
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>>157770087

nice meme

this shit could be 3-2 to brighton by now
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HOWEVER
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That was a foul tho
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MAMA MIA
HERE WE GO AGAIN
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>>157770109
nah
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wow what a shit goalkeeper
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HAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
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>Rashford runs off to the side and loses the ball

People figured out this is all he does years ago and commentators still act like it's amazing play
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could the keeper (who?) not have gone and grabbed that?
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what does sesko actually do
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>>157769896
Dead by 45. That heart must be on its last legs
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>>157770133
he looks like he's trying

more than can be said for the other 10 red shirts on the pitch
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>>157770140
stand in the box and not get crossed to
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>>157770143
It kills every attack, it's why it looks like he's the one trying the most.
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ashley young does not sound how i expected him to
proper geezerey voice it doesn't suit him at all
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>>157770210
they wouldn't attack at all without rashford as we saw against 10 man citeh
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What are we saying lads, /mug/ or not?
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>>157770246
Penalties but Man U win
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>>157770133

yeah this shit has been really funny and sad to hear all the praise

hes literally just doing the garnacho meme where you beat a couple of people and then run it out for a goal kick 10 times a match

if he starts getting some g/a then i will shut up (he kinda got one today so fair enough) but until then hes just helping united lose possession as quickly as possible
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>>157770234
>didn't watch the match
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Carrick looks well conserved for a 40+ yo
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>>157770285
sorry I fell asleep watching burn cross the ball into nobody against 10 men for 60 mins
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Rashfords hairdo looks wank
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why did spurs sell Vuskovic? He's looked really good
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holy fucking retard
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this is comedic
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>>157770326
Financially jiggerypokery. They sold Vuskovic for £50m and bought Van Hecke for £45m. Both clubs get that money on their books, amortisation splits that over 5 years.
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I've always said Steele is too good to be a #2.
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What is the Brighton coach's haircut called?
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>>157770425
It's called the Turkey Special
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>>157770292
yeah i'm about his age and i look like the crypt keeper
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>>157770425
didn't he have a full head of hair last season? what happened, why is he balding all of a sudden?
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>>157770450
apparently he was wearing a wig and now he can't wear it because he's gotten plugs
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>>157770450
Think it was a hair system, not his real hair
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the fuck was that
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>>157770462
>>157770472
damn, had me fooled
why did he drop it?
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>>157770425
Skinhead
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He's been and had hair surgery in Turkey lads thats how it looks, look at Cundy on talksport. The lad is integrating to British culture
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>>157770450
he got the JUST trim
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>trashturd
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>>157770425
The Charles Manson
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Sky Sports' Chris Sutton at Old Trafford:

"Sesko was so sluggish there. He just stops. It's really poor centre forward play.

"You sense Sesko is a striker with no real belief."
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big zirk coming yo
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ITS TWO
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How many today for Big Zirk?
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/MUGGED/
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEHAHEAHEHAHEA
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LMAO
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Fug
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>pascal gross
knew it as soon as i saw him on the team sheet
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MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG
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lowest quality game I've watched this season but very entertaining
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FFS NO
THIS CANTG BE HAPPENEING AGAIN
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THAT'S SO GROSS!
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Great assist by Sesko
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HEHAHAHAAHAHEAEUAHEUAHEUHAEUAHU
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GET A /MUG/ GOING
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA OF COURSE ITS ALWAYS GROSS
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Dalot, you fucking mong.
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prepare the MUG
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HOWEVA
>>
However…
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i hate this team
i hate this manager
i hate how the mugcunts always fucking win
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>>157770526
that's wissa
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>zirkzeeeeee
>save uuuuuussss
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GET IIIIIIIIINN
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>>157770378
couldn't they have achieved the same thing by selling a shit player instead? It's not like they don't have a lot of those
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HAPPENING STATUS: IT IS
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these fucking mong fucking defenders keep playing the ball up the middle instead of getting rid in a safe way every FUCKING GAME
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>>157770563
>Brighton allowed him to go to Dortmund
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I GOT A FEELING
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Sky Sports' Chris Sutton at Old Trafford:

"Sesko should do better. Vuskovic wins the header over him."
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We're still winning this ABU. You /mug/rons aren't getting your pathetic /mug/ tonight.
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https://youtu.be/f3nLFRcQ70k
>I've got a fever and the only prescription is more
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>"Remember, Man Utd have gone 2-0 up at Old Trafford 145 times since the 2013-14 season - and have NEVER lost.

kek the muggers actually think we're bottling this shit
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>>157770607
as a united fan, yes they fucking are. We're absolutely fucking dogshit
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>>157769667
>>157769673
>>157769684
>>
>>157770009
>>
friendly reminder this wont happen to arsenal later this week :)
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So it happened AGAIN
>>
hahahaha
>>
AHAHAHA AHAHAHAH AHAHAHA AHAHAHA
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HOLY SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
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MUGCHADS!!!!!
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OH NOOONONONONONO
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BEYOND OVER HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
N0OOOOOOOOOOP-Iraewfjksdoihrfdiujashnf ojafsiorfjasd0[ifkooiasewdhjgiusdh IM GONNA FUCKING TROON OUT KILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLFDSAFOKNJMASDIJUKFHNJKASDFAS
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>Michael Kwabrick
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>>157770607
u wot
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MUG MUG MUG MUG
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Never in doubt
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this is worse than amorim
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>long pass to Mongford
>cross fingers
Amazing tactics
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SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN AGAIN
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If Manchester wants to recover their lead, they should score a goal
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Hahahaha manure you fucking joke
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
IT WAS 11VS10
IT WAS 2-0
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MUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGG
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Rashford is genuinely fucking cursed.
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TWO NIL AND YOU FUCKED IT UP
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how cant his team be so shit
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CARRICK OUT
OLE AT THE WHEEL 2.0 FFS
I TOLD YOU
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>rashford 87'
>3-2 final score
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i love how this was foreseeable from 15ish minutes onwards whilst being 2-0 up
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>>157770592
That's the thing, anon, you can't get that kind of money for shit players. Look at all the big moves this summer. It's players going to the PL because PL have big money. Outside of outliers like Summerville and Martinelli to Saudi for £60m+, unless you're selling to a PL club you won't get big money. Trossard who might be 31 but still a good player went for like £12m or some shit to Turkey. Prob could have gotten £20m if somebody wanted him in the PL.

But the issue then is finding a club willing to do it or a club willing to 'be a mate' like Villa has to Chelsea (Chelsea sign Garnacho from United for £40m, then sell him to VIlla with an option to buy of £50m). Or Chelsea sign Delap for £30m then sell him to Forest for £50m. So unless you're a good player and can sell to a PL club you don't get big money. Vusc was one of their only saleable assets, alongside Bergval.
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/MUG/
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AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>157770619
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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will this game be carrick's grimsby?
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Most dangerous lead btw
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MUUUUUUUUUUUUG
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Carrick walks tonight
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BIG ZIRK
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>>157770619
OH NONONONOBOBONO
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jej at the carrick chants
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KWAB
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Arsenalbros, the weekend is NOT looking good for us... This is Brighton's C team and we conceded 2 (TWICE) to Ipshit.... WTF (what the fr*ck) do we do NOW?
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>>157770670
Yeah, I think if Man U don't score, they'll end up losing.
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>>157769719
well well well
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>>157770619
KWAB
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>WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH SAVE ME PRUNO PENANDES (P)
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zirkzee is so slow
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lads not good enough ok? this is not proper monchester united lads
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Dave is probably crying right now, and for once i dont blamer him
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Why wasn't long-serving homegrown hero and feeder of kids Marcus Rashford MBE given the captain's armband over brand new signing Youri Tielemans? If the answer is because Carrick doesn't rate him, why has he been playing regularly under him so far this season instead of being told to fuck off and train with the reserves?
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funny thing is Brighton should've scored about 4 more

and they somehow managed to not fuck up that 3rd by missing the obvious early pass for a tap-in
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>BRUNO SAAAAAVE MEEEE
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JJ Gabriel would’ve won the game.
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>>157770715
0-2 (Saka 38', Zubimendi 90+6')
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>brighton C team
>at home
>in a must win game to save his job

this is fucking grim
united really are just bruno fc
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>>157770425
the Ascended JUST
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>Microsoft surface
thought they discontinued that pseudo tablet
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Uhhhhh JJ Gabriel SAVE MEEEEE

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA
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>captain rodent will save us
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>>157769772
This isn't aging well
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Are they booing or are they cheering for boo-mo?
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(p) incoming
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HES CONSTRUCTING A NOOSE LIVE ON STREAM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMvrDtGAZZM
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>>157770714
>English managers
When will they learn
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Carrick is bound to get the sack later down the line, innit?
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zirk too short
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>Sir Lord Rashford the Great
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>>157770750
>Arsenal
>Scoring
>Away from home
Lol. Lmao. Also they have no RB mate. Their defence has had a billy spent on it and they were playing a 17 year old literal who at CB, Martin Zubimendi as RB, Gassed Gabriel and Poo is Smelly at RB with a literal 16 year old as their No.10 AND they brought on Odefraud to tire him out for some reason. Still conceded twice. Sorry, they're just bad. So much for 'best defence in the league, la'. Remember when they BATTERED you 3-0 a few seasons ago and ended your meme title hopes LMAO.
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TRASH FORD
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>gashford
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>>157770787
well the thing about all football managers at all clubs is, they either get sacked or they leave willingly
and you have to be pretty damn good to have that second option
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>trashford
>>
>trashford
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Ten Hag needs to return
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D E N I E D
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he mised on poorpuss
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HIS EXCELLENCY
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>Fernandes (P) (90+11')
>United win on penalties
Book it. They won't let them lose.
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>brighton onside called offside
>united offside called onside

refballing the bummers

pathetic club
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>gashford
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until i didnt even realize trashford is back at manu
its fucking funny he was talking publicly about doing anything he can to stay at Barca, and he had a cheap release clause but Barca just decided to sign Gordon for twice the money and he had to return into the red hell.
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rashford faking injury kwab
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>>157770801
>and you have to be pretty damn good to have that second option

>manager resigns because [reasons]
>"pretty damn good"
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Rashford is genuinely awful. He belongs at Everton or somewhere like that. Actually Everton is way too good for him. He belongs at Southampton.
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Madueke scores this.
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bruno has had some nasty assists ruined like 4x this season already
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i kinda want united to score just to lose on pens again
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carrick will turn it around when they're back to playing 1 game a week
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Bring on JJ Gabriel
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>>157770836
looks like he should be drumming for the who or something
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>>157770823
>and he had a cheap release clause but Barca just decided to sign Gordon for twice the money
Brutal
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>>157770823
There's an especially frustrating mediocrity to Rashford. Sometimes attacking players who can't score enough still add to the team but Rashford actively destroys attacks
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Is huerzler actually good?
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Bro the longballs on some of these Brighton players, it's like eleven Pirlos m8
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shighton need about 10 shots to get 1 on target
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What even goes on in brighton besides battyboys?
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>binned after a 1vs1 miss
Brutal.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvVf31BTpKo

>goldbridge wants hurzeler to replace carrick tomorrow
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holy fuck they are humiliating them
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Arsenal will do this Brighton team in
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i3blocks or polybar? any thoughts?
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>manure
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revving up the /mug/...
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>>157770875
it doesn't matter what manager they bring in, theyre still going to have these deadwood players dragging the team down
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APOLOGIZE
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someone needs to gaslight zirkzee into thinking every game's a friendly.
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One (P) please
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>>157770903
trvke
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Mug me mug me, say that ull mug me
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>>157770796
You are not a well man.
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Do they even care?
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>>157770903
name names
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can the /mug/ be a /shug/ as well losing to fleetwood holy grimoli
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>soogs stream last night
>/mug/ tonight
it lush
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WHAT IS DALOT DOING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>United getting bossed by Brighton at home
They unironically deserve to be relegated
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>>157770905
SORRY
PLEASE STAY ITS OUR ONLY HOPE
THE CHOSEN ONE TO GET US OUT OF THIS DECADE OF SHIT
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Like herpes, /mug/ just keep on giving.
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>>157770928
Rashford, Bruno, Dalot, Shaw, Maguire, Dorgu
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Brighton absolutely all over these lot
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Can't miss that. Poonited will tie now.
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it looks like brighton is the one that needs to score
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>>157770945
I've watched too much of them to believe in their ability to hold onto a lead
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>>157770905
Which club will be stupid enough to try and sign him and incur the wrath of his cunt dad?
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holy shit a ref
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>>157770930
fleetwood are the white sheff wed. no shock there
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Would an ass reduction surgery make Mbeumo run faster?
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>Tielemans evading pressure and freeing himself up
>not a single ManU player is offering a passing option or moving into space
this team is buckbroken, first time watching them this season
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>>157770863
To be fair it's Gross and 10 plumbers
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>>157770932
That's a man
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>>157770954
sounds like either chelsea or real madrid from that description
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>>157770966
I hope so
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cunha attacked the balding coach

send him off immediately
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>>157770944
By what definition is Bruno deadweight? isn't he like their best player?
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>>157770954
>>
Z I R K E D
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>>157770962
you should spare yourself. Anyone with half a brain saw this coming the moment they did not buy anyone of value, left the backline to rot, and then hope the Carrick vibes would see them through. Fucking joke.
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>5 wins for Brighton in the last 6 visits at Old Trafford

lol what even is that stat
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>>157770972
BRAAAAAAAAP
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i actually want united to win this just because we NEED carrick to stay in the job as long as possible. hes ole tier shit and united will never win shit with him, if they fire him they might get their own pep or klopp out of sheer luck
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Big zirk kwab
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Zirkzee lmfao
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>>157770987
He's fucking AWFUL and one of the main reasons United have been so shit for so long. Just because he got gifted some charity PFA trophy that he cheated for doesn't make him good.
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>>157770960
yes
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>stealing throw ins
top snozzle
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>GET ON WITH IT YOU GIT
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>>157770993
i'm here to laugh at them, but sorry for your pain
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>>157771012
didn't he break some assist record or other last season? I don't remember the specifics, but that's hardly the sign of an awful player
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sack im
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does Carrick make it to Christmas?
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It's actually sad this point. it's like seeing an ALS patient succumb to the illness
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>>157770960
Hulk has a bigger ass and had no problem running. He needs to work on his biomechanics.
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Soogs is mid with a 10/10 pussy but she's fucking shit at sex.
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losing after being 2-0 with their 200 game record of never losing when they're ahead at half time is so much more humiliating than getting smashed 5-0
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zirk just gave up ..
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>>157771046
i agree, but its like hitler or netanyahu dying of ALS.
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don't care still love soogs
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Brighton are so elastic, why can't Man U play like that?
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>>157771036
That's the thing he cheated for that I referenced, they gifted him it despite several of them being not legit assists. Man United get these kid gloves treatment where the media and refs wank them off and treat them like children. See Sunday when the refs publicly apologised to them.
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Can't believe Stuttgart let Chema leave just to play >Prömel, he's the closest thing to a rodri successor on the market
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>>157771061
If Hitler was dying of ALS, the whole world would be in mourning for a true hero and good man slowly succumbing to his illness.
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JUST ONE MORE BILLION BRO WE NEED JUST ONE MORE BILLION POUNDS OF TRANSFERS BRO JUST ONE MORE BILLION BRO JUST ONE MORE HAUL OF SIGNINGS BRO I SWEAR BRO JUST ONE MORE, I SWEAR
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On this week's episode...
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Its time
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>>157771061
kek, good one
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>>157770905
>le supertalent with an incredibly annoying dad/agent
Well known for not crashing and burning these guys
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Brighton are just so consistently based.
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>>157771063
I think the most ridiculous thing is why can Brighton not play like this all the time?
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>Poonandes
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>>157771065
deflected shots are own goals because maguire's handball necessitates it

the ball hitting the crossbar and going in off the keeper is a goal because bruno's assist record necessitates it
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>>157771001
No, because any coach they hire that isn't a yes man, will have Bruno, Rashford, Luke Shaw and all the other overpaid useless parasites rioting and lsoe on purpose.
Man United is fucked for many decades to come.
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>>157771063
elastic>plastic
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>Bru no no no
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Can we just get a good honest webm of Soogs getting her pussy fucked instead of this gay fan edit nonsense?
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>>157771061
Don't insult Hitler like that.
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>BRUNO
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brighton holding onto a lead is the harder to watch than united trying to score against 10 men
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>>157771079
oh yeah i forgot amazon are doing a man utd documentary

its gonna be unironic lynchian kino
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>it's another /mug/ season
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Zirkzee lost 11/11 duels thus far, his scanning game is elite but he needs to improve at playing football
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>>157771073
pfffffffahehaehahea
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>>157771068
One day you're a Hamburg supporter, another day a M'gladbach one, now a Stuttgart one, who will you be supporting next week Thorsten?
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poor zirk :(
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>>157771118
TIS THE SEASON
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>>157771118
>season
more like decade
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>>157771123
He needs to cut his hair so he can actually head the ball.
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>revs up the /mug/
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>>157771126
I'm always a Dortmund supporter but my football iq is extremely high so i thirsted over Chema and smashed my table when he got to Brighton as we cant pay prem prices
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How the fuck did that fraud win PFA POTY? more like KWABOTY.
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>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
OH NO NO NO
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/MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/
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AHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHA
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GET IN HERE >>157721734
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>>157743431
>>157743431
>>157743431

GET IN HERE AND LAUGH
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what the heaven

I heard poonited robbed arse when they bought him
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>>157771089
They aren't because they'll win a game like this then lose to shitters.
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>>157771134
Turns out that refball, vibes-based managing, and out-bidding all of your competitors isn’t a good long-term philosophy for a football club, who’d have guessed?
>>
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
M U G
U U G
G G G
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>>157771126
Bah Hamburg! I'm bringing m'gladbach (yeah!)
>>
boo
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>>157771157
love blonde asians
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>>157769207
Called it, now suck my Big Brighton Cock
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fuck looks like carrick is holding back tears
>>
Back to goon to 2B's ass
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>BRIAAAAAAN
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>>157769883
Ya seethe?
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When will Carrick realise Rashford is cursed?
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Based Lizardman
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Carrick has got to go
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>>157743431
>>157743431
Post match thread
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>>157721734
>>157721734
>>157721734
it's still up.
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>>157770619
LMAO



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