Exploding ligaments edition
this is the thread
This is the thread.
We did an all-time draft on the cord, who built the best squad?
>wanting an ugly mulatto mutt at your franchise QB
THIS is the thread
>>157770695kys
I have the league in the palm of my hand, what should I do with it?
This is the bussy
>>157770617My Chargies!
>>157770617Post your favorite /NFL/ anime girls
who would win: 10 Seahawks fans or 1 Patriots Fan?The answer may surprise you
>>157770695I like 4 best, but that Marino-megatron combo would be crazy. Team 11 should be kicked from the competition starting Michael fucking Vick at quarterback.
Lmao LSU screwed them over
I am forgotten
>>157770710this dude definitely got some lip filler I don’t even know why women and gay dudes think it looks attractive. It’s not.
Can someone who knows more ball then me explain wtf Nix was thinking here? Delane has Sutton totally covered
>>157770749>those punches Embarrassing for a young girl
>>157770782Blo Dix is just another Paxton Lynch
This is definitely the thread
>lamar now has the highest career passer rating in NFL history BOW DOWN
>>157770768You mean the NFL and the SEC screwed them overIt's two literally who players that only Kiffin id trying not to screw over. It's his guys
>>157777777 soon
>>157770782he has a rusher in his face and made a panic throw
>>157770828Maybe in like 8 hours
>>157770768Why? I get why the sec wouldn’t allow it, but why the nfl?
>>157770695All those rbs and no Jamaal Charles is absurd. Even Lesean Mccoy and Frank Gore? Really?Keep it on your tranny ‘cord, idiot
The mantis bro blesses the Bills tomorrow night
>>157770710Paint it's nailsobviously
Time to drink your pickle juice
>>157770862to make a point. The shield matters above all else and disrespecting it trying to chase college money will not be tolerated
RAMS ARE WORLD CHAMPS
>1st round pick
>32 years old>still refuses to ageWe're all gonna make it bros
>>157770617What meaning is this image meant to convey
>I'm not gonna say what race, what people, owner, and what stadium, and what media it went to, we know I can't say that>....>it was a jewish owner
>>157770768>ZxavianCome on man
>>15777076611 was executed shortly after. I agree though 4 has one of the better teams there. he stole a couple of my guys
>>157770710>28th ranked defensesorry gayleb, not this year
>>157770912>1st round pick
>>157770912>*drops the pass*>*promptly turns and starts mouthing off to Sneed with a smug expression*Exactly like ‘Keks in /nfl/. They just don’t realize who they are
>>157770807I remember thinking he sucked dick at Louisville because I needed him to pull off this upset and he couldn't connect on any of his bombs
>>157770776you're right kek
What is your reaction going to be when the Cardinals take it all the way?
>>157770914Oh did he win AFC player of the week? No? Oh. Who did?
>>157770732
>>157770952Friendly reminder gronlard grumpf was a Lamar stan and knows ball
>pads his stats>pads his lipskek
>>157770968Ryback?
>>157770864be grateful someone took eric berry queefie
what the FUCK happened to belichick?
>>157770749>all that grabbingffs it's like the >12s are trying to get close enough to kiss him on the lips
>>157770968Was it Josh? Or KW3?
>>157770901Are you retarded? Even if you agree with the evil SEC banning them for the sack of whatever pious cause you are lying through you teeth about, the NFL's job is to let them play football NFL look like shit here
>>157770978>gives Israel $5 billion tax payer dollars of bombs
>>157770963Depends on who the QB is. If it's Jacoby "Charcoal" Brissett then I'll enjoy the underdog run. If it's Carson Beck? I will take the greatest victory lap of all time
>>157771038Darian Mensah is such an upgrade over Shartson Speck. Holy shit, Miami might actually win the Natty this time around.
>>157771027K9. He had more yards and points than the entire Broncos offense by himself lol
>>157771034Yes, equipping Israel is unique to Blormph (lol) (lmao even)
>>157771033no, jackass, the nfl's job is to make many and protect its brand. Fucking with players who tried to pump and dump them is par for the course. This is not the first nor the last time
>>157771099But they only went to LSU because they were getting cut by the NFL team right? So is the nfl saying they had to try to make a practice squad instead? It’s not like they ban CFL/USFL players from going to the league.
>#Bills superstar QB Josh Allen legitimately says he believes PIGEONS ARE CONTROLLED BY THE GOVERNMENT.>Buffalo once asked Allen which conspiracy theory he believed in, and his answer was incredible...>Pigeons are controlled by the government - and they apparently “CHARGE” themselves while sitting on power lines.>Allen has also listed BIRD WATCHING as one of his hobbies.>So apparently Josh Allen is keeping a very close eye on them.
>>157771099You are peak retarded. I get you got some sort of ax to grind with Kiffin, that he's blasted your asshole behind belief, but making an example of two kids on the line between college and NFL just because you hate Kiffin is beyond retard and peak petty
>>157771175Josh Allen gives me the ick.
>>1577706953 sure loves guys with sexual assault allegations
what the fuck is back tightness?
>>157771175>gay faggot redditors think the government doesn't control pigeons
>>157771237Euphemism for bussy
>>157771131they had to try to remain professionals instead of partaking in the divisive scheme that is current college football, especially when that came at the cost of being part of the nfl system>>157771216I don't give a fuck about Kiffin nor college in general. This is just what the nfl does. They make examples out of people they feel slight them, warranted or not. Again this is not the first nor the last time
>>157771071>4th & 1>give up a TDWhy are the 2025 AFCCG teams so unserious?
>>157771237He spent too long assuming the position
>>157771237It's usually caused by strained muscles, it hurts to sit down when your back is spasming. Burrow might miss a week or 2 at the very most but that's unlikely
>>157771275Gotcha, thanks
Stroud will fall back to earth and play like his normal self because he isn't playing again the Bills shit defense.
>>157771237Caleb paid a visit
>>157770926guess who has been badmouthing jews (and reffies) all offseason and will be playing the jewtriots this week. get ready for the most rigged game you've seen in your life.
>>157771300They play the bungles next and the jury is still out on if that defence can even be average yet
Is this acceptable franchise quarterback behavior?https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/1wi8771/highlight_buffalo_bills_qb_josh_allen_gets_scared/
>>157770695>jacoby joneswell we know kiwi is orchestrating raids here now
>>157771011plump tits happenedgive em a shake for us, coach
>I was cramping n shieeet
>>157771339That gives me the ick. It’s not quite as bad as being afraid of a golden retriever, but it’s close
>>157771277They were damn sure they were stopping him from getting the first down until they realized he could just go around
>>157771370>coughing so hard A woman in an adjacent office to mine must have some kind of lung cancer because she coughs loudly for minutes at a time
>>157771237Doesn’t matter cause we have Faccgod.
>>157771339How the hell are people scared of bugs and small animals? I remember people literally jumping up scared and running when a mouse was spotted in the office. Just grab it and throw it outside.
>>157770864ifit makes you feel better I considered jamaal in the later rounds >>157771345nobody is raiding anything, we did this over the summer I forgot to post it here last week. also the person who drafted jacoby was me lol.
>>157771413>grab itGood way to get bitten and die from superaids
>>157771473I already have AIDS
>>157771485Chiefs fan btw
>>157771485Everyone has AIDS!AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS!
>>157771500I'm actually a proud member of Rauder Nation
Everybody is congratulating my Chiefs and believing we can win again on Sunday Night Football
My CB1 got bullied so hard online he sold his account to a porn bot
>>157771522Congratulatory sex with the Chiefs wolf
Why do the Rams need both Myles Garrett and Aaron Donald?
>>157771522you don't look like that
>>157771175Based
>>157771612They knew they'd be starting 2-7
>>157771621What about this
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm Ramilia going 5-12 I'm afraid yup yup yuppers just checked
>>157771071That seems to happen to the Broncos a lot.
joey flaccie gonna bust that texan bussy wide open yessiree
>>157771655see >>157771621
Colts bussy when
>>157771413If you lived in the country you'd be scared just from all your childhood trauma
The Colts have not won a game in the United States of America since October, 2025.
>>157771678Joe Flaccy about to bust a hole the size of Texass in Houston’s asses.
>>157771678If he outscores Herbert again in fantasy I will simply kill myself
NFL fines Azeez Al-Shaair again over pro-Palestinian personal message2 hours agoNew York Post
>>157771720The New York Jets have not recorded an interception since 2024
>>157771720What the fuck?
>>157771693I've lived around alligators, swamp rats, armadillos, bobcats, and opossums. The my friends across the street caught a snapping turtle that they kept as a pet for like a week before it got understandably taken away.
>>157771514If there was ever a team that personified a clogged toilet bowl at Arby's
>>157771750Yet are currently leading the AFC East
>There are teams that are actually 0-1 (zero and one) after Week 1
Himothy.
>>157771769I cannot wait for the QB to break the Jets no INT streak. They play the Packers next week
>>157771750>>157771769>>157771775>>157771799Jets might actually be the only undefeated AFC East team after Week 2, though I doubt the Bills are losing to the Lions. I could definitely see the Jets meme-ing a win out of the Packers.
>>157771678The Bungles were lucky that Baker gave them the ball like 4 times. They're probably going to lose against the Texans in rather embarrassing fashion.
>>157771831I expect a defense-heavy low scoring game with Bengies on top due to elite kicker.
>>157771850I expect Joe Burrow to throw multiple picks and tear his bussy en route to a multiple possession loss
>>157771828Lions have a much better qb and skill players, but I doubt the Bills D will be as bad as they were last week. You can tell that Leonhard is just trying out things and figuring out the best places to put players.
>>157771886>Lions have a much better qb and skill players*than the texans
>The Giants are going to beat the Rams>The Jets are going to beat the PackersWeek 1 Syndrome is so fucking hilarious
>>157771875And Joe Flacco will step in to remind everyone how fuckin’ elite he is.
>>157771902Both are happening.
>>157771763>lived around alligators, swamp rats, armadillos, bobcats, and opossums. And didn't run into any of them. Me was just a dead possum in a puddle as an adult. That was gross. Why are you scared of possums? They are like slothsRacoons - I always liked them but people tell me I should quit getting so close to them >The my friends across the street caught a snapping turtle that they kept as a pet for like a week before it got understandably taken away.Those giant snapping turtles aren't scary either. We picked one up the size of a manhole and throw it in a lake. Just stay away from it's head Anyway we are talking about BUGS specifically all the ones with painful stingers that give you painful stings when you're young. You never got into with a thing of yellow jackets? You should be shitting yourself, even adult pro beekeepers on YouTube do You never got bit by a brown recluse? That shit gives you a sore the size of a dimeThat's just from 2 years living in the country
>>157769638Why are Perna and Grossi on an analyst table two weeks in a row, did they get a contract or something?
do you agree with the take that trevor lawrence is who herbert fans believe justin herbert is potentially
Kiwi serving beverages to victorious Chiefies. Kiwi saying “yessir” and “yes’m” to superior Chiefs Kingdom lords and ladies.
>>157771952Neither one has really done anything.
kiwi is such a bitch
>>157771902>>The Giants are going to beat the RamsRams have no pass rush anymore and the Giants have a good O line. If Dart is kept safe, the Giants stand a reasonable chance
>>157771961Oh, boy, I say, boy. Fetch Ms. Swift here a mint julip, and see that you wipe your feet 'fore going inside, the missus ain't fond of cleaning up after kiwi filth, ya hear?
Broncos should move to another city if I keep it a buck with you senpai
>>157771978>Rams have no pass rush anymoreThey still have Byron Young, Braden Fiiske, Kobie Turner, and Aaron Donald. The Giants aren't going to push them around and on the offensive end they're going put up points.
>>157771952kinda hard to compare. TLaw was in some godawful situations and used to make a bunch of really boneheaded plays, but he was a gamer and had real flashes of turning up in big situations. With Herbert is kinda hard to tell why he isn't succeeding at a high level and it feels like he's missing something intangible
>>157772008Faggot Mongrel Donald is not going to paper over all the problems with the Rams. They need to be praying Stafford has another MVP year or getting gimped Garrett and social security recipient Donald back won't matter anyway.
>>157772008>and Aaron Donald.Who will one hundred thousand percent be on a snap count. Which means they'll have 3 goodish pass rushers at best. The Rams pass rush at this moment is worse than it was in 2025 and you're just being silly if you don't think that
>>157772028They're playing the Giants though. They don't exactly have to be on their A game to win against them.
>>157771961No I never did that. That isn't happening. I won't do it
What did he mean by this?
>>157772002mahomesian hold at the top
is this the thread for pussy QBs afraid of spiders?
>>157771915Yes they're on the panel this year.
>>157772040It's his Bo Nix impression
>>157772028>Faggot Mongrel DonaldIt's kind of weird that you're trying to force this t.bh
>>157772040Hard to even argue he's a top 15 qb at this point. Can't ride his resume forever
>>157772049Look at 'em go
Is your QB a first read merchant?
>>157771902Giants I feel have a decent chance their offence was cooking and their secondary balled out despite 5 DPI calls. Jets would genuinely surprise me
>>157771980yes massa right away massa
>>157772067Tom Brady called Hurts a first read only QB lol
>>157772067>jalen hurts is a cerebral qb Uh oh. Chuddies aint gonna like this one
>>157772067Purdy is actually him.
>>157772067>identifying the open receiver pre snap is actually bad!
>>157772067Big Cock Brock out here just doing whatever the fuck
Tell me my lions are winning tomorrow I know you guys don't overrate Josh Allen
>>1577720672nd read is the most kino of reads mmhmmmm 'fraid so
>>157771961this is something I do, it is currently happening, I am a loyal bitch of chiefs kingdom.
>>157772093Who has the bigger cockBig Cock BrockOrBig Cock Lock
>>157772110Did you watch the 2nd half? Wions corners made me wanna puke. I think they played late 2024 and Bills won 45-37 I could see a very similar game on TNF
>>157772120‘Fraid so
>>157772110bro you almost got rekt by the saintsbills are gonna gape you
>>157772120be damn sure to spit on it before riding boy
>>157771913you shouldn’t fuck with raccoons. I knew a guy at work who would feed a family of raccoons every day during his break. One day he forgot to feed them and the raccoons hospitalized him for months. They’re way more dangerous than they look.
>>157772084>>157772085Hurts haters are never right about anything
>>157770695#8. Also, steal of the draft would probably be whoever takes Sterling Sharpe. You’d be getting like a Top 5 receiver talent wise
>>157772146>One day he forgot to feed them and the raccoons hospitalized him for months.Kek
>>157772120Kek
It'll be funny that every Chiefs game will have Perna picking the other team for the official NFL picks
>>157772110Tyler shough threw for 400 yards bro it's liover
>>157770695you guys left a lot of talent on the board due to being non-ball knowers
>>157772149Except him conducting a secret campaign of mailing letters laced with anthrax to various politicians and leaders of government agencies.
>>157772178Tyler Shough is a good QB. He's honestly the best QB in the NFC South.
I know they beat the bucs but the defense didn't even force a punt and I hope offense looks better than last week.
>>157772132>>157772139>>157772178Gonna be hilarious when the lions win a close game and sack Allen 6 times
>>157772199oh hell naw
>>157772209>the defense didn't even force a puntSo why are people acting like the Bengals defense is fixed? You won't get to face Faker every week who's gonna give you 3 turnovers.
>>157772049Based Spiderbro knows a good QB when he sees one
>>157772059It's his nickname. >>157772038Erm, the Giants just beat GOTI tho?
>>157772223copium, when we face an actual team with an offense it will be glaringly obvious the defense still sucks. Maybe not quite as bad as last year but still bottom third.
If the Giants get an ounce of pressure on Stafford, and judging by the Rams O-line vs the Giants pass rush, they likely will, the Giants may blow out the Rams.I don't think people remember how old and immobile Stafford looked in 2023 and 2024
>>157772269what's the worst start to a previous season's mvp?
>>157772067based purdy mogging everyone
it is true kiwi got his bussy popped out like an accordion by a big dick chieftain??
>>157772269And people want to chock up his performance vs the 49ers to jet lag, but this could just be a return to form because his MVP season was an anomaly vs where he was the 3 seasons prior.
>>157772149>>157772085>>157772067
>>157772280mmmmhmmmm 'fraid so!
>>157771175>>#Bills superstar QB Josh Allen legitimately says he believes PIGEONS ARE CONTROLLED BY THE GOVERNMENT.holy fuck, i love this guy now. go Bills as soon as my bungles shit the bed
>Kyler Murray showed the involuntary fencing response posture after taking a hard hit to the head during his Minnesota Vikings debut against the Green Bay Packers
>>157772173Based Perna I'm riding with him, I'm not a Donkey fan but FUCK THE QUEEFS!
>>157772269>jagsi fucking kneel
>>157772269>1 game sample size
>>157772297>get concussed>immediately start tossing up gang signsreally makes you think
>>157772297Why did Favre take hits like this his whole career and only now is developing Parkinsons? Are black qbs especially fragile???
>>157771831>The Bungles were lucky that Baker gave them the ball like 4 times.team game, im sure the defense will get wrecked a few times and he'll have a 400+yd game to bail em out on the way to our first sb win.
How do I pick a team and why should I be a fan of it?
*makes you seethe*
ya seethe?
It's been 1 game and Gnats fans are already filled with hope. That shit needs to be immediately shut down. Calling for the Rams to completely embarrass them.
>>157772342>>157772343what the fuck
I’m seething
>>157772299>someone actually saved thisI haven't seen this in years. The pc I made it on died.
>>157772343What chance do my Saints have this Sunday?
>>157772269Jalen Hurts is a good quarterback
i told yall all offseason ravens are winning da owl, winning game 1 of the season just proves it
>>157772364This is a measure of the O-line, not QBs
>>157772363none whatsoever
>>157772368I don't believe that.
>>157772354>Rybitch's self control
>>157772363well...if nothing else seems every saints game is in line to be certified kino.
>>157772209>the defense didn't even force a punti seem to think forcing turnovers is better than forcing punts
>WOOOOOOOOW LOOK AT ME. I HAVE BIG FAKE TITS AND A BBL. LOOK AT ME. THAT MAKES ME TOTALLY INTERESTING AND NOT AN ANNOYING VAPID CUNT JIGGLING MY TITS IN YOUR FACE EVERY CHANCE I GET.
>>157772392What prompted this post?
>>157772392>BBLI have no idea what that is.
>>157772397This
Trevor Lawrence winning a super bowl before Herbert even wins a playoff game would be the funniest thing ever
>>157772363Saints played pretty good defense for the most part against the Loins and were robbed of a scoop and score TD. Ravens secondary isn't going to be nearly as bad as the practice squaders they were playing against though
>>157772392imagine Mina with big fake tits ans a BBL.
>>157772406brazillian butt lift>>157772392i wish [spoiler]taylor rooks[/spoiler] did an ad like that...
>>157772366Check the y-axis. It shows that he was elite passing from the pocket when he had time.Though t.bh I'm skeptical of this chart. It did not look to my eyes (and others) that their O-line was that good in pass pro.
>>157772420>brazillian butt liftI still have no idea what that is.
>>157772333Think of Atlanta, the Black Mecca, home to the Black Ivy League schools and churches the produced MLK and the civil right movementCooper Rush starting another week wouldn't be shocking >The Falcons' best option remains third-year man Michael Penix Jr., but he's not yet ready for live game action. Penix wants to be fully confident before stepping onto the field following left ACL surgery in November. And my understanding is the Falcons are leaving the comfort level part of his recovery up to him.>Penix is coming off his third ACL reconstruction, which is a lot of ACL reconstructions. I believe it takes a lot of mental work to convince yourself it's OK to go back out there and play. If Penix needs more time, I'm sure the Falcons will give it to him, though I believe we will see him on the field at some point this seasonTua>Tagovailoa's injury, an oblique strain, can linger, which puts his Week 2 status up in the air.>My sense is Tagovailoa was the slight favorite to start at the beginning of camp even when Penix was healthy but that Tagovailoa didn't perform the way the team had hoped he would. The preseason was rough for Tagovailoa.
>>157772433It's a butt lift brazilians do.
>>157772453Sounds dangerous.
I'd love to know how they determined the Eagles having an elite week 1 offensive line
>>157772355i've got a humble but respectable folder of trevor lawrence images
>>157772478PFF stands for Pretty Fucking Fraudulent
>>157772478>PFF
>>157772342>>157772343>implying Baltimore could possibly make me seethei'd love to seem em do good
>AHHHHHHHH JA'MARR, HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>157772498how'd jamarr do last sunday
everyone tuned in to watch bo's bussy get blown out
>>157772463>>157772433you know all those zoomer whores with big butts? it's from a plastic surgery they invented in brazil
>>157772478Because their O line IS good. Our D line is just also great
>>157772512that's crazythat's like 50% more viewers than the megabuffed world series got avgand more than the NBA playoffswonder what the highest rated game week 1 was
>>157772524Dickerson had the worst OL performance I've seen since that one time an Eagles OL stopped mid pass rush to adjust his gloves
I love mina's juicy indepth NFL analysis!
pff is fake and gay!
>>157772512ESPN's Monday night era started this week idiot
>>157772538>I love mina's juicy indepth NFL anal-ACK
Someone say Peff?
Beauty & Intelligence
who had the highest points margin of victory week 1?
>>157772538*prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt*
>Riley Moss versus Parker Washington
I fucking love the NFL Media. Colin Cowherd literally said that Josh Allen doesn't have any run game help
>>157772538we really need hot chicks back in the booths. no more of these avg mongos. gimme some bimbos.
>>157772510>how'd jamarr do last sundaynot well
>>157772549>shaved pits disgusting. i bet she's shaved downstairs too
>>157772120based and forgiven, /ourkiwi/
Wtf the yellow fever fags told me Asian women were supposed to age gracefully, Mina she looks nothing like she did in her 20s. She’s only 39 and all wrinkly. Kay Adams is literally the exact same age and she mogs.
>>157772579they fired the best bimbo
>>157772433it's tumor butts
why come all these other teams is getting injured with no substation
>>157772484based
>>157772534>Dickerson had the worst OL performance I've seenBecause >we're just that good
>>157772612You (Yes you) could've gotten past him if you have him a 2s head start
>>157772582>>shaved pitslike to kiss my girls pits, but it makes her super self-conscious...only lets me do it right out of the shower...then she acts like im some pervert for finding a particular body part attractive. ugg, i hate her but i wont find better
>>157772582based
>>157772355all my niner frogs got sent to the ether when my lappy top got nuked
>>157772616thats disgusting, what is wrong with you?
>Joe "Glass Bones And Paper Skin" Burrow is already hurtGet fucking ready for JOE FLACCO to lead the Bengals to the Owl.
>>157771739>taking Herbert on a fantasy teamFor what fucking purpose?
>>157772627Anon, I.... >>157772067
jinx status?
>>157772601love me some bimbos
>>157772636>>157772067broken bot
>>157772627dumbass bot
>>157772627>Is your QB a first read merchant?i knew it..joe bussy tied for 7th w/ Stroud...except his actually worse since he stares him down the whole fucking time. somebody post his pick6 from this past sunday, he never looks anywhere else and gets picked off by a linebacker
>>157772645We don't sign our posts here
>>157772627how is hurts and purdy next to each other? that doesn't even make sense.
>>157772657it's sorted by first read
>>157771902Giants beating the Rams isn't something I'd bet money on, but I wouldn't be flabbergasted by. Jets beating the Packers just reinforces that the Packers are ass, something we all already know. You're acting like these two teams are absolutely unbeatable juggernauts and the teams they're facing are irredeemably bad.
call me old fashioned but I like some fur ona girls monkey nothin excessive, just a lil fuzz on the tuna
>>157772579they're usually on smaller networks or just stream
>>157772659yes I know. It's still interesting to see a QB in a perfect system being similar to one that hasn't had the same one. Maybe Mannion is bringing the shanny system after all.
>>157772630>thats disgusting, what is wrong with you?say 'i want to kiss every inch of you'...and they melt, actually try to do it....'anon, that's weird'
>>157772675nice
>>157772067>purdy is a systembabby btwo i am laffin
When will he be held to account for his crimes?
>>157772699>4th most designated receiver playshe is
>>157772633Doesn't Herbert always cook in the regular season? Man, fantasy makes no sense to me and I always regret doing it
>>157772067>purdy>undressing your defense absolute mench
reminder: the queefs still needed refball to win
>>157772269Top11 QBsAFC>TLaw, 26 (King of AFCS)>Cousins, 38 (King of AFCW)>Geno, 35 (King of AFCE)>Herbert NFC >Hurts, 28 (King of NFCE)>Purdy, 26 (King of NFCW)>Caleb, 24 (King of NFCN)>Wentz, 33>Brissett, 33>Dart, 23>Mayfield, 31 (King of NFCS)
>>157772735
>>157772743
remember: as bad as things get, at least you're not a raiders fan
>>157772751>remember: as bad as things get, at least you're not a raiders fani dont get it...have a qb of the future and they just won
Arch Manning is the best UT QB since Vince Young. Only 1 more season until we have a manning in the league again. The elite manning legacy has been missed. GOAT is in Arch mannings DNA. It's pumping through his veins. Im just praying he ends up anywhere but cleveland.
she's literally perfect
>>157772792She's a 5.5-6. Get some taste.
QBs suck nowadays. The days of the grandmaster field general are over. Brady, Peyton.We are in a dark age.
>>157772806you clearly haven't listened to her podcasts
>>157772780The Manning's wouldn't let the Browns draft him. They would have him pull an Eli.
>>157772780I really don't get the arch hype. He looks like the definition of a meme qb. If his last name wasn't manning nobody would care or they'd say he should be a tight end
>>157772792Too old.
>>157771011Surely he can afford lipo?
>>157772806Incidentally she's made me 5.5-6 as well
>>157772792@grok generate mina kimes with a bbl and fake tits
>>157772735>>157772743>>157772749Which of these forced Denver to miss 28 tackles?
>>157772829the current CBA won't let them. arch has to play for the team that drafts him. if he doesn't, the contract years don't toll, so it's either play for the team that drafted you or he never touches the field
>>157772792>far-left>had kids
The entire Broncos team on Monday
Rick GosselinFrank CooneyJohn McClainTony GrossiRon BorgesDarin GanttClark JudgeGeoff HobsonJason ColeArmando SalgueroMary Kay CabotMatt MaioccoTony DungyBill PolianLisa SaltersJoel BussertPaul GutierrezRich CiminiPaul Kuharsky19 of the 22 purged from the Pro Football HoF
>Former Falcons CB Cobee Bryant stopped by the viral Chef Junior and ordered a Hot Cheeto burger, Hot Cheeto balls, loaded fries, lemon pepper chicken wings, and Fruity Pebble waffleswhy does NFL player either have a stream or podcast?
>>157772121trick questionbig dick nick
>>157772909It's just the trendy thing to do nowadays
>>157772909it's free money
I have a confession to make, I.... don't know ball.
>>157772833But his last name IS manning. That's the difference maker. Elite is in his blood. Imagine having the best defense reading QB in the history of the NFL as your personal coach from the time you were in diapers. Every moment of his life was a coaching session. Sitting next to Peyton watching games having that level of insight for years and years. Every snap hearing what uncle Peyton has to say. He was born to be great. And he's clutch as fuck with that win over Ohio.
>>157772189goddamn dude just when I thought I couldn't like him any more
>>157772913Big Dick Nick is classy, it shows elegance>>157772121Big Cock Brock is trashy at best. The kind of thing you'd hear in a trailer park between cars with stolen catalytic converters
What channel is the game on tonight?
>>157772928It's okay bro
>>157772928Welcome home
>>157772855Such a waste. He'll waste away in Cleveland. Id rather the Dolphins take him honestly. He can be Marino 2.0 down there only hopefully with a ring or 2.
>>157772936There's only baseball on until more than 24 hours from now.
>>157772936BET
>>157772948nah i don't gamble
>>157772814Only 1 more season until we have another Manning in the league don't worry. Arch is coming. He'll take the league by storm.
why the FUCK would kelce trust a ratty looking guy named Siddharth Jawahar with millions of dollars?
>>157772067>0.0% Jordan Love designated receiver>*... Plays: Screen, Shovel passes, Jet Sweeps, Forward Tosses, etc.Does Matt La Fleur just not believe in those... or?
>>157772961its week 1
>>157772953
>>157772956Saar do not be racists saar, please redeem the ponzi, yes.
>>157772770Kirk is too old to be considered a Qb of the future
>>157772956he was investing in the swiftera companythis was him manifesting his Swift Era 2 years before they got together
>>157772855No, that's wrong!https://nflpaweb.blob.core.windows.net/website/PDFs/CBA/March-15-2020-NFL-NFLPA-Collective-Bargaining-Agreement-Final-Executed-Copy.pdfArticle 6, Section 4, Subsection ii>The Club that drafted the player is theonly Club with which the player may sign a Player Contract UNTIL the day of the Draft inthe subsequent League Year, at which time such player is ELIGIBLE TO BE DRAFTED in thesubsequent League Year’s Draft by any Club except the Club that drafted him in the initialDraft. In other words, he would enter next year's draft. For an example, Bo Jackson refused to play for the Bucs and was drafted by the Raiders the following year.
Losing a football game is a lot like getting raped
>>157772997your mum sure does love losing football games
Reminder that Temujin is a latina living in northern California
>>157772997I sure do love losing football games
>>157772929>Imagine having the best defense reading QB in the history of the NFL as your personal coachyou see this is the problem which makes me question whether people watch him at all. He's not a cerebral qb at all. He's not dissecting defenses nor throwing with anticipation. He's more of a good athlete with a strong enough arm
>>157772432it wasn't Hurts was running for his lifethe time he did get in the pocket he did good with6 for 7, 2 TDs, 148.5 passer rating when throwing right down the middle, the place he wasn't able to throw to according to a lot of people
>>157772997Whoa, I guess it must feel pretty good to win a football game then.
>>157773020he also had 10 seconds to pass every play against the #1 team in the nation
>>157772890… and there it is.
I am a homosexual. I am sexually attracted to men.
>>157773053go pack go!
>>157772562was NOT a good week for white DBsmy boy Dejean got cooked and Blankenship has a lowlight whiff giving up a TD
Why are they being so weird about his injury? What the fuck is a “unique soft tissue injury”? Every injury has a medical term
I would not be surprised if the Niners win the Owl this year.
>>157773063Torn bussy im afraid
>>157772985Browns could have first 2 years In a row, its possible
I would not be surprised if the Browns win the Owl this year.
>>157773066Cowboys will win another Superbowl before the nanners.
>a based pats fan wow, first time for everything
I would not be surprised if tua tangovalli wins the bussy olympics next season
>>157773063I think his knee pushed his femur up into his hip while that dude was landing on him and his hip ligaments got sore. The technical term is "torn bussy"
>>157773095Consider reading again>at which time such player is ELIGIBLE TO BE DRAFTED in the subsequent League Year’s Draft by any Club !!!except the Club that drafted him in the initial Draft!!!. If he tells the Browns to fuck off then they cannot draft him again.
>>157773109truth orbital strike
>>157773020He makes it look natural. He's easily the best athlete out of eli and Peyton plus he has Peytons football IQ ingrained into him since he could hold a football. This is a dangerous combination. The league is not ready.
>>157773061>Codename double-oh-seventh-seed
>>157773109Disgusting roid trannie with gyno but he's right
>>157772522I thought Wilson would be a lot higher desu
>>157773063Macdonald said today they're not thinking about putting him on the IL and that's it's a muscle injury. He was asked and seemed unaware of any ligament or tendon injury.
Forget the Mannings themselves, GOODELL won't let Arch be drafted by the Browns. Goodell worships the Mannings, he won't let one of their own go to a perpetually shit team. Push comes to shove he'll rig the draft within his power to do so to prevent it from happening. Just like how Adam Silver rigged the NBA Draft so that Wemby would go to the Spurs.
>>157773156the nfl owners control the commish, other way around in the nba
>>157773140>he has Peytons football IQ ingrained into him since he could hold a football.This is definitely how he was sold to the UT donors lol
>>157773074>>157773127Kek
>>157772067we run a real offense over here
>>157773169He's honestly seeming more like Eli than Peyton. Will give you some mid ball a lot but clutch as fuck when it matters.
>>157773063Penis got some damage
>>15777316531 owners don’t want to feed a Manning into a woodchipper. The 1 vote for is whichever woodchipper has the 1st pick. He will dodge the draft again if it’s a terminal team.
>>157772522Taysom hill was too kino we didn't deserve him
Deshaun Watson is gonna get a 5 year, $500M extension after this season.
>>157772067>gayleb>34% scramble rateWhat a fraudulent johnsonbabby
Jackson Dart
>>157773181>Second Read: 0.0%>Scramble: 34.2%
>>157772067I have earnestly believed in Purdy for a while and I am not even a ninnies fan.
>>157773251>>157773262Watch the tape, they left him 20+ yards of free grass almost every play. Not taking them would have been stupid.
>>157772411is this achievable natty?
>>157773278>watch the tape, both teams have god awful defense lol
>the stat nerds totally know what the read progressions were on every throw
>>157773252Can trust em. That's a name you can trust both on and off the field mmhmmmm
>>157773169And they were right to sell him that way. Arch manning is clutch as fuck with ice running through his veins.
>>157773293Can't you just look at the qb to figure that out?
>Jaxon Dart is white>Cam Ward is black
>>157773249How the fuck is Deshaun Watson still a starter? It's 100% sunk cost fallacy. Browns refuse to admit they made a mistake.
We dumpin 30 on DalASS nigga on Fauci
>>157773313The Browns financially cannot cut Watson, dumbass. If they cut him today, they'd take a $100+ dead cap hit. Even if they wait until June 1 2027 to cut him, they'd still have to eat an ~$80 million dead cap hit. Watson HAS to be on the Browns roster for the 2026 season. And since he's on the team, why not start him? It's much easier to move from Watson to Shadeur than Shadeur to Watson. Both of them fucking suck, it's not like they'll win games with any of their other QBs
>>157773297
what position do you think josh and hailee were in when she conceived?
>>157773252>>157773297>>157773348
>>157773348What's with all these steezy white boi qbs?
>>157773356Josh was definitely sitting.
>>157773345retards arent able to understand this
>>157773345>And since he's on the team, why not start him?make him your second string punter and make him carry the bag of balls around on the sidelines. if he refuses and quits..dont have to pay him. fuck that nigga
>>157773356Do we know if Joshie was even in the room?
Both teams lost the Micah trade
>>157773362>ACKson Fart
>>157773369yup
>EHHHHHHHH SONNY, REMEMBER JAYDEN'S ROOKIE YEAR? HE WAS SOMETHING ELSE, I'LL TELL YA HWHAT. HE'S TAKING OVER THE LEAGUE NEXT SEASON!
>>157771071K9 is built like a linebacker, how is he outrunning anyone
>>157771744Hope he heems T.Law or Mahomo again.
>>157771011His milkshakes bring all the boys to the football field.
Anon's mom talks real funny these days. I'm it's probably time for the home.
>>157773392diggs and that game losing penatly... whatever happen there?
>>157773405*afraid it's
>>157773366>make him your second string punterBasically saying to bench him... which is going to happen anyway. Unless you think Shadeur is good, what does it matter whether Watson starts?
>>1577725461970 called.
>>157773345Let's say I want to rip the bandaid off now. I know there's no chance of being even moderately not embarrassing for the next couple years. I want to go 0-34, stock up on draft capital, and have as much available cap space as possible for the 2028 season. What should I do with Watson?
>>157773366>>157773428Make him a tight end and throw him hospital balls until he qualifies for that sweet sweet insurance payout?
>>157773191Wouldn't you want him to be more like Eli than Peyton? Sure, Eli played a lot of mediocre football, but he also won two Super Bowls fair and square, including one against the supposed greatest team of all time. Meanwhile Peyton barely won one Super Bowl and had to be carried to his second one by Von Miller and DeMarcus Ware. I know which of the two I'D rather Arch be like.
>>157772067The Big Five system babies going to their designated read areAFC21.9% - Mahomes 19.4% - Bo Nix 18 2% - TLawNFC20.8% - Cooper Rush18.9% - PurdyOf those, Purdy hits his second read the most27.0% Purdy9.1% TLaw 6.2% Mahomes 4.2% Cooper Rush 3.2% Bo NixAnd of those 5, Purdy hits his check-down the most 16.7% Cooper Rush16.2% Purdy15.6% Mahomes 12.9% Bo NixNone - Based TLaw
>>157773366>if he refuses and quits..dont have to pay himretard-kun...
>>157773433You're actually retarded if you think any NFL team wants to go 0-34. There are much smarter and more responsible ways to manage capI can give you a longer explanation if you really need your hand held
>>157772956Taylor needs to not share anything with this dumbbell jock
>>157773428Shadeur is a hell of a lot more promising than Watson's bum ass thats for sure
>>157773316*blocks your path*
>>157773433>I want to go 0-34,If this is going to happen, it would happen the same way with peanut oil or shitdoor starting
>>157773443>Make him a tight endHe could just fake injury or literally just "play" like shit. Guaranteed money is guaranteed even if he just stands at the LOS and neither blocks or runs routes
>>157773448Peyton is better than Eli in every single way you shut your whole mouth Eli is the retarded step child no one likes
>>157773433Watson is 100% going to be on the roster this year. There is a chance they decide to eat the contract after this year and take the $87M hit.This upcoming offseason is the first year it is viable. I think they're gonna do it, even if he plays okay (which he won't). You don't need to go 0-34. If you're smart, you can field a competitive team in 2 years. We've seen it before. If you're smart.
>>157773470Yeah I understand that, but the Browns org doesn't have to pay the guaranteed money if their very expensive insurance policy on him triggers (again)
Caleb Williams just messaged me "I put up 59 on Sunday, do you wanna put up 69 me tonight ;)"what the actual FUCK did he mean by this??
>>157773473>
>>157773482so you want this insurance policy to trigger by... benching him. bravo
>>157773448>but he also won two Super Bowls fair and square, >had to be carried to his second one by Von Miller and DeMarcus Ware. Eli was carried to both of his rings. IIRC the Giants opponents never scored over 21 during both of those runs.
>>157773482deciding not to play a guy is not an insurable event
>>157773495newfag
Prove in 9 words or less you know ball
>>157773482>if their very expensive insurance policy on him triggersAnon he literally does not have to do anything other than show up. That's what you're not getting. If you put him on the field to try and get him hurt, he can just stand still and collect his moneyYou'd also be focusing on trying to injure a player instead of winning, which is neglecting 52 players on your roster to focus on 1
Why are gay QBs so talented?
>>157773466The best option for short kings.
>>157773500Dan Quinn should have gone for two earlier
>>157773501>which is neglecting 52 players on your roster to focus on 1which those players (and future free agents) will notice, peanut oil or not
>>157773500Da Bears win da superb owl
>>157773500jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams
>>157773500A field goal is three points.
Toxins fleecing the Browns for Watsonmakes up for their stupidity when getting rid of D. Hop. Or paying Osweiler.
I do not like Robert Kraft
>>157773500I have relationships with women and sex with men
>>157773297If a black QB had Dart's stats he'd be called the second coming of Lamar Jackson
>>157773534I noticed that Dave Portgoy stuck up with him, what a shock
>>157773492>>157773498>>157773501This is getting too complicated, just pay his blindside to let some blitzes through.
>>157773500RUN THE DAMN BALL!
>>157773539anon...
Travis Kelce getting scammed is fucking hilarious
>>157772735>>157772743>>157772749I can't tell if any of these are holding or anything else. Can you post the clips?
>>157773548you are retarded
>>157773557by a fucking pajeet too
Justin Herbert's humiliation ritual is moving at warp speed this season
KENNETH WALKER JUST BROKE ANOTHER TACKLE
>>157773562Fuck off, tmzfag
>>157773562ahahahahaha
>>157773548>just pay his blindside to let some blitzes through.Ok that could work, but you'd be exposing yourself to a lot of risk. Not just that the player keeps the secret, but you've basically only got 2 shots. If the blindside lets 3 blitzes through, people are going to want him benched. And if you keep him in the game, that'll cause a lot of anger
>>157773559No, the Browns are retarded, I'm just trying to help.
whatever happened to that asian kicker?
>>157773550I was legitimately going to post that lol
>>157773428>Basically saying to bench him.my way is more embarrassing to him..and again, fuck that guy. and maybe he chimps out and quits from the 'disrespek' and you dont have to pay him
>>157773313The Browns are competing in the Arch Manning bowl this season.
>>157773586>and maybe he chimps out and quits from the 'disrespek' and you dont have to pay himstop posting here
>>157773500Screens are dumb.
>>157773586>maybeYeah dude, maybe. But a serious organization isn't going to act in such a petty way because you have 52 other players on your team and you don't want to look like a shitty org because that discourages free agents. You're so zeroed in on Watson, but the bed is made. The money they owe him is the money they owe him, you can't get out of that. Trying to fuck him over to make yourself feel better is just going to look bad in the long run
>>157773500TAKE THE POINTS
>>157773586he doesn't want to play, benching him would just give him what he wants lol. And he sucks, it's probably the best move for them to prepare for next year.
>>157773599>you don't want to look like a shitty org because that discourages free agentsBro, you are not gonna BELIEVE how the Browns got Watson in the first place.
>>157773592Dante Moore is better than Arch
>>157773599>But a serious organization isn'ta serious organization isnt keeping a sex pest accused by over 20+ women to help their cap space
>>157773627No, I disagree.
>>157773500Lamar retires with 1 ring
>>157773500The running game sets up the passing game
>>157773634Lol
MINAINA
>>157773634many teams employ criminals
>>157773534How are people so jewy? Nobody gives a shit when people/artist speak about other races, genders, etc. Anyway, go Commies
>>157773592Arch sucks lol
is josh allen going to rush all night again against a beat up lions d?why are they so beat up
>>157773649>sex pest accused by over 20+ womenfind another w/ that on the roster. falcons cut vick for dog fighting..come up with your own 'bitches' joke
>>157773500if you want to win you’ve got to score
imagine being a manning son, being indifferent to football, and just wanting to be an accountant or something.
>Kraft isn't in the Hall of Fame>Belichick isn't a first-ballot Hall of FamerYou think they're planning to disrespect Brady too?
>>157773666>accusedis this suppose to mean something
>>157773663He's the best qb in college currently
>>157773674Equivalent to being Asian and wanting to be a janitor.
>>157773675No, Brady will get in.
>>157773694not even close
>>157773561kekgit absolutely jeeted kekce
>>157773690>>accused>is this suppose to mean somethingnigga could have had his day in court but..>denied any wrongdoing while settling 20 claims of sexual misconducthe paid enough not to
>>157773702then who is?
>>157773694drew mestemaker mogs arch manning
>>157773675If Brady doesn't get in first ballot they should genuinely burn it down and start over. It's failed as an institution. And the Bradyfags are crazy enough they'll probably do it.
>>157773710that ole miss buck
>>157773534He's evil
>>157772416This guy knows ball
Arch is gonna throw more INTs than Peyton did his rookie year.
>>157773710Dante Moore
new thread >>157773749>>157773749
>>157773741Zero percent chance of that happening. He's an elite athlete with elite football IQ thanks to Peyton mentoring him.
>>157773450Stefanski is only 44 and he's orchestrating a left-handed project in ATL (both injured, Tua will back first)Cooper Rush has to step into that as a normal right-handed QB
>>157773500There is nothing wrong with chop blocks
