31 > 10
>career ending kneel down
Hm?
>>157777044lottttt of cosmetic surgery in this photo.
Colts when
>>157777044>Sneakers with a suitI'll never understand it
>>157777058You will when you hit late 30s/early 40s
>Gracie HuntStill my wife but she's been incredibly smug the last 3 days
>>157777044Moms got strong genes goddam
>>157777073Guess again
Spiderbros wwa?
>>157777073Why? For comfort? Dress shoes are plenty comfortable if they're quality made, and you can get gel insoles if you absolutely need them for some medical reason. Sneakers with a suit screams 'I'm trashy'. That's what 5 year olds at weddings wear.
>>157777079Ava mogs
>>157777080More like a lot of facial surgery and makeup. You new to this shit?
>>157777083Fuck spiders, creepy little faggots.
>negroball
>>157777073Definitely by 40s remember that you once thought not wearing sneakers with a suit was a good idea
>>157777092They are artists that spend hours making a single perfect web and have more soul than you ever will. Kys
What should happens should if he losing to Raiders Oakland this?
>>157777079Hips more squared than a chess board; would only be in it for the money and still have a thicc Latina mistress on the side strictly for sex
>>157777105>HoursThey can make them fairly quickly
>coffee with the work wife in 15Should I try and talk nfl with her?
Spiders get such a bad reputation. They actually do a lot more good for us than one might realize. A lot of peoples' first instinct is to kill them when most fail to realize (or simply don't care about) the fact that spiders catch and kill all the other disease carrying insects of the world, thereby making the world a safer place.
>colon cancernig still whining about thr NFL
>>157777117Give her your copy of Mein Kampf
>>157777085>weddingsWeddings are a formal once in lifetime event. The main people are all in dinner jackets (tuxedos), which is formal wear
>>157777121When the Cleveland Indians decided to rename themselves they really should have gone for Cleveland Spiders, it has actual history in the community
>>157777123I think even reading you say mein kampf is a crime in his country
Muahahahahahahaha
>>157777121For me it's mantis
>>157777058This. I fucking HATE this shit.>>157777073I will NEVER wear sneakers with a suit ffs>>157777125Also who the fuck gets married in a tux?
spiders are based. ticks serve no ecological function and need to be exterminated. no animal depends on them as their primary source of food. Nothing of value would be lost if all ticks went extinct. Mosquitoes are a necessary evil. Ticks are not.
>>157777129It really isnt
I think spiders are super cool but I also empathize with the fact that a lot of people aren't "pussies" about it, they just have some kind of genetic brain response that fills them with hate and dread when they see one. I've spoken to people I know well who definitely aren't afraid of fighting or hunting or anything but just can't deal with spiders and they've explained it at length
>>157777096That’s me with fancy Js and throwback Vans. Those fkn things are not built for comfort at all. >>157777085I will concede that the faggot has enough money for custom dress shoes that are built for comfort. I tried the whole putting gel soles thing on regular Stacy’s / Nunbush but they add too much height and make the shoe fit weird. A good comfy pair runs $250+ and that is way too rich for my blood
>>157777141Disagree on mosquitos being necessary I do think their food source niche would be filled by other invertebrates, but I completely agree on ticks. And if they were driven to extinction we could domesticate deer
>>157777091Make up and filters for sure, but I was talking about how they both look like clones of mom even when controlling for superficial fuckery. Do you not know what genetics are?
>>157777141>>157777158don't a lot of birds eat ticks?
>>157777117Nah it’ll give her the ick. Just talk about how Taylor swift and tom cruise were at the game and give your takes on what they were talking about
Been seeing a lot of buzz online lately that we crushed the draft and will have a top 3 defense by the time of the playoffs.Commentators claim:>Delane, Sneed and Nohl Williams will be the best secondary in the league>R Mason Thomas is similar to young Myles Garrett comps and is getting off the line in a similar .7 seconds, considered uber-elite territory
>>157777121Fair but any bigger than half an inch is getting the boot.
Tom Grossi needs a Wario counterpart who's a Bears fan and misappropriates charitable donations and doxxes people during game streams
Should I take the over? TNF is always a slopfest and it's just week 2
I always say my posts out loud before i press post. If i don't think it sounds "based" enough i simply won't post it. I simply couldn't disrespect the sanctity of /nfl/
>>157777133Mantis foids eat the heads off of mantis males after the males coom inside of the foid's mantussy. Also, nice digits.
>>157777166Yes but nowhere near dependency. You could argue that more birds are killed by ticks than survive because of them, ticks go for birds constantly
>>157777179I don't gamble ever but these teams both have shit defenses and put up a ton of points on Sunday
>>157777151Our ancestors were probably getting caught and sucked dry by giant fuckers back in the primordial human times. It’s not personal, just our turn for vengeance
>>157777186Yeah but its a short week and TNF
It's Mahomes birthday today. Say something nice.
>>157777199Your wife's polyamory tattoo is cool
>>157777133Cool mantis
>>157777105So this person just constantly gets mad and spergs out about souls at everyone, not just me
>>157777121My rule is simple: if I discovered the spider because I was digging in a cranny, he stays. If he crosses my vision in my parts of the house it’s goodnight
>>157777211This I am the dragon in my den and slay all would be adventurers that dare to enter.
My Dolphins are getting Mestemaker and winning 5 Super Bowls.
Why buy an ad and not even include preview pics? Literally an anime picture as the profile pic, who tf pays for this shit?
>>157777199I think it's cool he's open to letting his wife fuck other men. I would never allow that but hey it's his life
>>157777058Dress shoes aren’t comfy
>it's my birthday? heh, i suppose a treat is in order....*SHLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*>mmhffmmm im gonna fill my whole tummy with ice cream today
>>157777211I usually give spiders one verbal warning to get lost before i permaheem them
Happy birthday Patrick Mahomes. Thank you for everything
>>157777238Kek he said this.
>Deshaun Watson's charitable foundation website now leads to an online gambling promotion websiteHe finally gave up on the Deshaun Watson foundation huh :(
>>157777121Spiders are bros
>not taking the time to simply capture a wayward spider and release it back into its natural habitat ishygddt
>>157777236Neither are suits
>>157777252if they're in my house they get to live inside of itthey obviously prefer this to whatever is outside otherwise they would not have fled inside the walls
>>157777238Haha, patty eats doodoo
Spiders are cool if they aren't in my home.
>>157777252I used to have mercy on them in the winter but they try to eat me when they are starving to death.
>>157777238Stop it. Get some help.
>>157777140>who the fuck gets married in a tux?In high society the dinner jacket (tux) is shat you wear to dinner for an upscale evening. If you don't have a dinner jacket, you at least need a nice black black suit to wear to a wedding, even the. You're going to look like a bum
>>157777265This. Patrick's fecal eating addiction isn't safe.
>>157777240Kek
>>157777238this is the funniest thing I've ever seen
>>157777236>>157777073Not to be morbid and spooky but when you actually get old, no shoes are ever comfy again
Perna entertains me
>>157777277STILL GOING
>Lions seconday
>>157777276SHEEEEESH who's man is this? Keep it a buck how old you is unc?
Anyone hyped for Wions Razorcuckolds today?
>>15777728135
>>157777265>kc-wolf.jpgThere arent any wolves in kc, only fat goyslugs addicted to corn syrup
>>157777277Didn't that fag (You) say the Ravens had the curse wheel on week 1? How did that turn out?
>>157777276Lol we got Terry Bradshaw's old ass giving advice to the ZoomerCHADs. Didn't ask gramps
>>157777282Who? I am hyped for the Lions and my Bills game.
>>157777282Foobaw!
There is nothing at all happening within the next 500 posts on this board, and I'd advise postes to just remain calm and keep their normal posting behavior/activities as usual.
>>157777282>zero defense sloppaShould be decent
>>157777296Wions (Because they don't have any Ls)Razorcuckolds (Because they eat razorcakes and support a QB with a cuckold lifestyle)
>>157777293Stop being performatively young
Gibbs scores 3 rushing tds tonight
>>157777288You done lots of factory or manual labor? My feet have taken a beating over the years but at 31 I'm still okay for now. Only issue i have is fucking constant ingrown toenail on my right foot big toenail from wearing steelcaps 5 days a week. The thing never fucking heals fully
>>157777199I would like to fuck his wife
>>157777301Zero defense sloppa is the perfect kind of game for Thursday Night desu
Just go to the gym in your 30s and beyond and you'll remain relatively close to your 20s. The only thing is you have to actually try to be healthy now.
>>157777308My big toe was numb for like 4 years because I wore boots everyday.
>>157777308I was a 5+ mile per day runner from my early 20s and never weighed less than 240. First my lower back went then while recovering that I gained more weight and crushed my poor heels
>>157777329How much do you eat ?? 5/mi day and still weighing 240+ is crazy work
>>157777090This. Grace could get it but the pageants left her with giant trained smile lines. Ava gets it at least 15% harder.
I think he will drink a Gatorade on Sunday
I hate that Thursday games are on Amazon. My pirated fire tv doesnt get their livestream at all. I usually watch on Twitch but it won’t allow casting to my tv which is annoying as fuck. How are you guys watching it?
>>157777344So much. A big part of the later weight gain was my eating habits not adjusting to the lower output
>>157777345Ava has the worst foot game of all 3 tho
>>157777351On a stream that isn't a minute behind, 1080p and never buffers.
>>157777351I’ll be watching it from the 11 on 11 prime cam, the best angle from which to watch the match >>157777315To second this the annoying thing about getting older is you can’t just blast workouts to outpace bad eating habits like you can at 21
>>157777105Absolutely based spirerbro
>>157777351[Secret streaming service]
>>157777358Where would an anon come by this said stream? If it were to exist?>>157777361You a pay pig or is there a site?
>>157777377I will never ever say, I have long ago learned my lesson.
>>157777117eat burgers w/her
>>157777121spiderpilled
Word on the street is Kraft is monitoring us for antisemitic activity (which includes goys not paying ) from Gillettes underground sex trafficking chambers
De'toplels vs buffa'lelswho ya got!?
Drake Maybe and the Tel Aviv Patriots
>Travis Kelce dabbed on the Broncos ball boy like Justin Tucker before the match Mondaylmfao
>>157777092have to choose between spiders and wasps, I choose the spiders
>>157777202>confusing what symbols meanyou just write your own narrative don't you?
>>157777171>chiefs have a top 3 defence because they played fumblo nix and a sean payton cucked out of calling his own plays in week 1Lets see them play a couple actual offenses before making any judgements
>>157777315How do people have the time to go to the gym? By the time I get home from work and have dinner it’s like 7pm and I don’t want to do fucking ANYTHING after work
>>157777455Wake up early
>>157777455we go before work
>>157777454>suddenly blo dix is a bumKWABOTY and we're only in week 1
>>157777455If I go to the gym after work that's pretty much the whole day. Work-gym-dinner and then maybe an hour to watch ball or play games then bed.
>>157777464There is more than one kiwi chad on this board
>>157777455>wasting time after work for the gym90% of the shit you can do at the gym can be done with resistance bands at home. unless you're trying to get jacked, a set of 25, 50, 100lb resistance bands will get you ever exercise you need along with some calisthenics.get up 1 hour before normally would, run for 30 minutes, push ups, pull ups and chin ups, squats if you want, shower to go to work.
>>157777158Male mosquitoes are critically important pollinators for many species of plants. Mosquitoes fulfill a valuable ecological niche, doubling as sources of food and as pollinators. Mosquitoes are a necessary evil. Ticks have no redeeming qualities.
>>157777473>there is more than 1 vpn user who is too dumb to use a trip so identifies with a paid vpn
>>157777468when are you supposed to fuck your wife?
>>157777480ticks and wasps literally serve no purpose in society; there's an allegory here I'm missing
>>157777455Just go to a gym close to your job after work. You can also go weekends. The most retarded excuse is "I don't have time" like you can't dedicate 2 hours after work for your own personal well-being instead of consooming or doing shit for other people.
I fell for the off season Bo Nix hype. I’m sorry
Caleb>Maye>>Nix>Daniels
>>157777490>2 hoursif that's your hobby, have fun, but 2 hours is more than 4 times the amount of time you need to dedicated to exercise
>>157777455I have a home gym
>>157777499Maye>Williams>Daniels>Penix>Nix
>>157777502>>157777499are we talking Jaylon or Jayden?
>>157777455I got a bench and dumb bells at home and a walking path a block away
>>157777502I've gotta see a loooot from Maye before I think he's better than CalebAnd I forgot Penix was in the NFL lol
>>157777500I don't see how you can do an entire workout in less than an hour and a half. Changing and warmup (15 mins on a bike) is 25 mins right there. I do 7 to 8 exercises for 5 sets of 4 reps. I take between a min to 3 mins break between sets. 2 hours fly by.
>>157777508driving around suburbs and watching you faggots walk on these sidewalks and call them "paths" is laughable. so glad I live near a national forest and can experience a real walking experience
>>157777502lol
Bust?
>>157777513sounds like a hobby to me. if your goal is maintenance, you can be in and out in 30 minutes. if you're taking 10 minutes to change, you must be having gay shower sex
>>157777502Maye>Soughs>Dix
>>157777527No, he's incredible
>>157777499Clutchler>>>>>>>>>>>Gayleb
>>15777752830 minutes is not enough time to do anything meaningful. That's on the same level as people who go for walks at a park like it's some great physical activity. You've maybe burned 200 calories. And changing is 5 minutes, obviously I stretch before I workout too, that's part of the warmup.
*yawns* mmm what time is it?
>>157777455Part time, get home, lift, shower, nibble, vidyas
>>157777276This. It fucking blows ass. It's one of the horrors of getting old. If you're below 40, live your outside life to your fullest or you'll going to seriously regret it. Even if you have magic feet, the best foot doctors doing surgery on your feet constantly and the best shoe designers custom making comfort shoes for you, after you're 40, when you go outside you just feel and look old comparedto all the cool people and pretty ladies. So don't blow your life before 40 as you'll have more than enough time to do that afterwards.
>>157777555Time for another nap, little kitty.
If you take steroids you don't even have to lift.
>>157777377I’m a pay pig for prime delivery, the nfl games come included
>>157777520It's a path in the woods next to a river you gay ass retard
>>157777455home gym masterrace, i just mix sets into whatever else i'm doing>feed kids>hit bench>clean bathroom>hit squats>listen to wife>hit OHP
>>157777455I go at 7 after work, I eat late. I’m single though
>>157777315Also, being buff in your 30s is a severely underrated bonus for everything. In Uni there are many buff guys but in the office Im by far the buffest. People like you more and also talk about "that buff guy" when they describe you to others
>>157777588Fun fact raw muscle mass is one of the best ways to avoid not only diabeetus but also many skeletal problems with aging like hunching etc., even if you’re fat
>>157777565night night
Can’t wait for the gameI dunno why but I have a sweet spot for the LionsWhat are their chances vs the Bills?
>>157777548Superset everything. You can easily do 4-6 exercises in a half hour if you don’t fuck around. You also literally never ever need a 25 minute warmup Kek wtf
Hoping for a goffling upset tbhwyboys
Northern Kazakhs exist and you still see losers creaming their jorts over 6/10s like Mina Kimes. She probably knows more ball than Mina Kimes.
>>157777591Yeah it helps with bone density as you age. Your bones are way stronger than the other boomers
You don't have to exercise every muscle group every dayChest tricepsBack bicepsCore legs shoulderA good work out shouldn't take more than an hour.
SUPERSET
>>157777612post more tomboy
>>157777622Most based post Ive seen on /sp/ in a while
>>157777612If this is a man I'm in trouble
>>157777548shorter rest periods, hit last reps hard n gooood. Were you on feet at work? Count that as some legs.
Imagine not doing bodyweight exercises every day. It's literally the bare minimum and piss easy.
2 minutes between sets
>>157777599I don't do cardio days so 15 mins on the bike is for that and to get my heart rate up. It doesn't tire you out when you go lift
And if I could I’d build a wall around old BuffaloThe chiefs and cats, I’d keep them out, I’d build it high and lowJosh Allen and no defense, I’d legalize it ohWe’d have our own Las Vegas, in the hills of buffaloYeah Las Vegas in the hills of buffalo
Shaved nearly a minute off my mile time today lads. Down to 7 minutes and 38 seconds.
>>157777645Prework out drink with beta alanine will get you warmed up
>>1577776422 long
>>157777664A whole minute in one day of training?!?! My god
>>157777675That means you're not lifting enough if you have the strength to lift what you just did again after a minute
>>157777664walking a mile every other day. fraid if I run my knees will splode.
>>157777676I’ve been training for 4 months but I think this is a pretty decent time considering I used to be an overweight, sedentary piece of shit.
>>157777677Not really. I exhaust the muscle. Shorter rests means sooner failure for next set.
Guardian caps shouldnt be allowed in game.
>>157777485I don't have a wife, what do you think the gym is for?
>>157777689I’m just messing, congrats and keep it up m8>>1577776772 minutes is ideal for building mass but not required if you’re time pressed
>>157777560>part timeGod I need to get back to working part time. It’s so much better
What’s it like watching a game in a dome?
When is an alien civilization going arrive, extract all of our resources, then turn this entire planet into a slave colony?
>>157777044Someone should beat the shit out of this whole family
>>157777351They dont let anyone cast it. Can only watch through Prime, pirate , or twitch. Fucking basterds
Niggas was talmbout some “Bo Nix”
>>157777834If this was the mutt then that's a roughing the passer penalty
How many years did it take for the media to accept that deshaun watson is anf always was a shit qb
>>157777839
>>157777838More like e-Bo-Nix amirite? is that something? has anyone done that before? xD
>>157777839If Blo Dix was an elite QB, maybe he might get those calls. Too bad that he sucks.
>>157777838We talkin Blo Dix?
>>157777152>That’s me with fancy Js and throwback Vans. Those fkn things are not built for comfort at allI totally blew it with throwback Vans and never got to enjoy them in life.. I had a similar throwback Adidas I loved. Had a conversation with several other over the hill lovers of my throw back Adidas and none of them can walk comfortably in them now eitherRemember the days at the shoe store, grabbing the two coolest ones, trying them on for a bit and that always turned out all right?Now it's of the 1,000 nice options at aa big DSW, there are only two that I can walk in without pain/discomfort lolIt goes downhill very fast once you're around 40As for wearing cleats, fah-get about it.
>>157777412buffalelI cannot come up with a way for detoplel to win
>>157777873HELL NAW. I’m eating right now
People really rated Blo Dix higher than Purdy lmao
>>157777839Wrong
>>157777918KWAB
I’ve gotta stop listening to sports talk shows while at work. Every single one that mentioned the Commander-Eagles game made it sound like all >we did was score a bunch of garbage time points to make it look close. We were leading after the 1st and Philly never got a 2 possession lead. But I’ve gotta listen to SOMETHING at work.
