Thursday (17/09)>LibertadoresNOW! | Flamengo 0 x 0 Independiente del Valle>SudakinoNOW! | Montevideo City Torque 0 x 0 Cienciano>Colombia (UTC-5)NOW! | Atlético Bucaramanga 1 x 0 Independiente MedellínSexday (18/09)>Argentina18:00 | Central Córdoba x Defensa y Justicia21:15 | Racing Club x Sarmiento>Colombia (UTC-5)18:00/16:00 | Rionegro Águilas Doradas x Deportivo PereiraSaturday (19/09)>Brasil16:00 | Atlético Mineiro x Chapecoense17:00 | Mirassol x Botafogo18:30 | Remo x Santos20:30 | Vasco da Gama x Coritiba21:00 | São Paulo x Internacional>Argentina14:30 | Gimnasia y Esgrima x Banfield14:30 | Gimnasia y Esgrima Mendoza x Deportivo Riestra16:45 | Club Atlético Unión de Santa Fe x CA Independiente19:00 | River Plate x Huracán21:15 | Instituto De Córdoba x CA Talleres>Uruguay12:00 | Boston River x Progreso15:30 | CA Cerro x Club Atlético Peñarol18:30 | Deportivo Maldonado x Cerro Largo>Colombia (UTC-5)16:00/14:00 | Millonarios x Boyacá Chicó FC18:05/16:05 | Alianza Valledupar FC x Independiente Santa Fe20:10/18:10 | Deportivo Cali x Cúcuta Deportivo22:15/20:15 | Deportivo Pasto x Once CaldasUTC-3Previous: >>157774396
thanks
I like this one
>>157782998anytime bb
this is the thread btw
as if macaco louco is not enough, we now have nguyenzinho back
I say we should use AI even more
>>157782960sovl
IDV isn't even gonna score lmao
Is this real
@grok enslave the posters above me
>>157783283yesfunny thing is, this was all for nothingvasco will destroy bosta
>>157783344
So is there any regret in Flamengo sacking Felipe Luis?
>he's still coping
>>157783463is roman a weeaboo?
uhh based?
>Cope means to deal with, manage, or successfully handle a difficult situation, problem, or stressful emotioni'm not stressedi would be a fool to even be surprised by bosteros rigging and stealingthis is just business as usual
FLAMENGO SISTERS???
they ain't scoring again before flamengo does
ECUATORIAN EXCELLENCE
alerta de RESENHA
>>157783398Nah, he deserved.
>>157783473Aren't we all?
Is it coming? BAP should be shot for not signing a new wingback.
Djorkaeff Reasco packs a large bibisi maybe even larger than Gerson's
>>157783398Are you my William Ferreti bro?
We need more lines
CERRO PORTEÑO AL MUNDIAL DE CLUBES ▪ Así está el TOP 10 de CONMEBOL en la TABLA DE PUNTOS rumbo al MUNDIAL DE CLUBES 2029: 1) Flamengo - 77 PUNTOS (ya clasificado). 2) Palmeiras - 76. 3) Liga de Quito - 61. 4) Estudiantes - 57. 5) Ind Del Valle - 39. 6) Racing Club - 35. 7) Cerro Porteño - 34. 8) Peñarol - 26. 9) Corinthians - 25. 10) São Paulo - 25.Si se mantiene el mismo formato con 32 equipos clasifican los CUATRO CAMPEONES (resta esta edición, 2027 y 2028) y los DOS MEJORES del Ranking.
it was a good game tuesdayhowever boca fags dont forget: Inter robbed us in 2006 and were relegated in 2016 and 2026
>>157783690Diego Maradona circa 1994
>>157783690lay down the coke bro
Kek, del vale is so bad and flamengo is choking
gonna have tuna salad, my farts will be legendary
>>157783699Please don't, cerro pequeño will just choke and be a massive vergonha>>157783708We all moved to fent now.
>>157783699where's boca and river?
>>157783745we didn't, fent is an America only problemour druggies are still stuck in the 80s with crack cocaine
>>157783690Trust cerroTrust Paraguai
>>157783699We don't even know if they will a second edition
resenha odds?
>>157783746we don't talk about bover
>literally 7 minutes of MEEENGO *fiu fiu fiu* and counting
>>157783746Kek.....gone.....reduced to ashes
>>157783746Argentino league fucked them. Too wacky so they dont have conmebol points>>157783806True, bald fucko and saldis liked but since what happened.....
>flamengo already rancingueando
>>157783856Also remember they had to put Inter Miami in to sell the TV rights to DAZN. Messi will probably be retired by then
>>157783821And riber?
>>157783887Lazy argentino, ruining fun things for the common man
>>157783699One equatoriano would qualify>grim
why are arrascaeta and pedro not playing?
>>157783968That means whoever wins this year is the final champion
>>157783968logo agora que a gente vai voltar a ser forte?
Bruno henrique seems like a non football player on tbe pitch
>>157783985Kek
>>157783985unironically that was posted by Vasco's instagram lmao (alongside other teams)something about bets
fuck a.nal
>>157784027that doesn't make sense. we had a better and more competitive league before bets
For me it's the Argie Palmeirense
>>157784074of course bets are a net negative for football, and everyone knows it. but those teams all have millionaire contracts with betting companies, so they gotta pretend they're good
>>157784089We all root for palmeiras here.
>>157783997He's sad because betting sites are getting fucked and he can't rig yellow cards anymore
VAMOS A BUSCAR LOS FRIJOLES DEL ANONNOCHE DE /COPALIB/QUÉ ESTREMECEDORVAMOS A BUSCAR LOS FRIJOLES DEL ANONEL CHIQUI TAPIA Y LEILA SE ESCONDE AHÍTRIKA SCHIZO, BOQUITA LO HIZO LLORARY AL CORINTHIANS MENPHISLE FLOREÓ ORTOOO
>No favela half time sluts
>>157784266
If it's Reuters breaking the news, it's probably MI6 & CIA lying to you.
>>157784358Well it’s one of the most populated countries in the western hemisphere, but I doubt you guys beat the US
hilarious how you can immediately point out the gringos and gringas in the crowd shots
>>157784358I am out of the loop, what's happening with brasilian industry
>>157784481>brasilian industryChina is selling cheaper canned beans.
>>157784481What is happening to any other industry, china is subsidizing cheap products to destroy local industries
>>157784481Don't act like you don't know. All our industries are going to Paraguay
fart proud, fart loud
>solo una amarillay los putos aqui dicen que solo le ayudan a boke
>>157784594Flamengo is the brazilian boca.
So many teams with 100 hinchas playing in these big stadiums, quite annoying
>>157784556I gave up on knowing stuff a while ago.
>>157784657First time watching brazilian fulbo?
>some Peruvian anon told us to bet our savings in city torqueFuck I forgot
jews
Memphis Depay's ball is still out there flying somewhere above Jupiter
ROJA
memengo...
IT'S HAPPENINGECUADORIAN EXCELLENCE IS UPON US
Red for JorginhoFlamengo with 1 less player for 30 minutes
it still won't happen
Resenha maybe?
ch0ke
oh my godestudiantes will actually win this cup
Resenha sob análise
>>157784860I can live with that
>>157784860Transveganism on suicide watch
>>157784860I wish
don't get your hopes up. these sulamerican teams are pure trash and professional chokers
>>157784897I know, my hopes are not very high even with the red card
La puta madre Memphis, está era tu copa
>>157784860reminder that if a students twisters starts to get to uppity, show them this
>>157784897Tell that to boca and estudiantes
>>157784925>Muhhhhh tabla históricaA Copalib is worth more
>>157784925Surely 5 fucking games against racing and 3 against velez make them the 19th grande
>>157784929Estudiantes is literally one of the best teams in Argentina in recent timesCorinthians got eliminated by inter because they managed to give them their only win in 2 months They shouldn’t even have gotten past RosarioBoca and San Pablo are about the same and SP was missing their best player and a few cms away from winning
FLAMENGO IS ROBATING INDESIGNETE DEL VASHE
HAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAH ESTÃO ROUBANDO A EXCELENCIA ECUATORIANA
THEY ARE ROBBING MY ECUADOR
OFFSIDE ALREADY
RESENHA CANCELADA
do they seriously need var for this
ROBE FLA ROBE
Roubado é mais gostoso
OH NO NO NO NO N NOECUAKONGS NOT AGANI
It's overNo resenha tonight
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAH ECUADORIAN EXCELLENCE JAJAJAHAHAFAFAHAHABAHAHABABABA
fucking lmao, what was that goal
HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHS FUCKING ECUADORIAN EXCELLENCE IS A FUCKING HOAX, A FUCKING LIE
Antis… not again… not like this
O SUCO DEL VALLE
>getting scored by el rasca teta
dinos win again. how do they do it?
>anon screamed the goals of LDU yesterday>Screamed IDV goal>Thought they had a chance with Flamengo 10 menY QUEDASTE CON EL CULO ROTOPUTO
Entregou a paçoca meu amigão
well guess we're preparing for finals with a brazillian scenario again
I don't know how this disproves the ecuadorian excellence but alright, whatever makes you feel better
>arranca buceta ROUBATED rossi'd based goalkeeper goal
>Ecuadorian goalkeepingThis has to be investigated for match fixing
>I dont know how a Sunday football league goal against Flamengo 10 men disapproves Ecuadorian Excellence
Goleiros nunca erram contra o Sao PauloFaz uns 12 anos q eu nao vejo um goleiro sequer cometer uma falha contra o SPFC
Alguem que fale para o anão que é um jogo de copa, não é para receber gol de solteiros vs casados
>>157782613They took their time because by the 90s they were already glazing them, but I guess the 80s didn't help their situation.
if Flamengo beat Palmeiras this time i swear I wont laugh at my porco bros
ecuadorian teams>fall for palmeiras, flamengocolombian teams>fall for ecuadorian teams
>another Flamengo-Palmeiras final
>Colombian teams3 copalibs>Ecuadorian teams1 Copa lib
>>157785232serious question why did the jewish media create artificial "mistica"?We all know the victories in the 2000s were doping, lots of cocaine money and a lot of corruptionI understand clubs dying like Independiente, but cllubs dont grow 300% in 5 years without the jewish media
Jogo valendo a paz mundial e o goleiro leva gol de várzea enganado pelo quique da bola kkkkkIsso no anacleto campanela mal iluminado numa série D eu entendo mas no Maracanã vai tomar no cu, né
>>157784730damn
>>157785259rigged escobar titles*
>>157785259Latest Ecuadorian excellence copa: 2008Latest cafezão copa: 2016
ecuadorian excellence may be the most powerful mufa in the history of copalib
>>157785263They won once and suddenly they had it, kinda like Riber in the last decade other examples of short lived "mistica" you have San Lorenzo and Racing, the latter is hillarious because the 4 gordos hablando de fútbol of the world still try to convince people that they have a good squad and are a well run club.
>>157785284Only one, still 2-1 without it.
>>157785304Racing? because the sudamericana against Cruzeiro?
Cienciano coach went to the locker room at the end of the game and came back, City Torque scored immediately, what a mufada
Considering that bets will become illegal in Brazil, the next year Libertadores and Sulamericana will be fairer.
poll: this mistake or the USA GK in the world cup? pick one
Ecuacongo teams are the afletico paranaense of sudamericaBeat shit teams in small copas and want you to say they’re one of the big boys
>>157785333oh lol torque is actually doing the thing, i kneel to that one urugayan that kept shilling them
>>157785328Yes.
>>157785285rigged
>>157785350LDU and Del Valle don't have a striker as good as Viveros, though.
>watching USA games at the world cup
So you are telling me Ecuadorian Excellence had 1 more man for half an hour and not only they did not score but they received a goal?
brazilian clubs are rich because of cartel money laundering
>>157785336Why would that affect the cups? It's more likely that COMEBOLAS is just catching up on the whole gambling biz.
>cienciano chested it against montevideo city
The 2013-2023 San Pablo era is hilarious because they had shitters like Pato, Jucilei, Toloi, PETROS and truly believed they’d win something
>>157785382>gordona
>>157785401that's just Corinthianswait, they're not rich, nevermind
coquimbo unido would've beaten them
Flamengo vs Palmeiras finals will continue until morale improves
Torquechads... I kneel
>>157589835OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
tole tole at torque
It's ciencianover
So glazing City is fair game again and we can pretend they didn't shit the bed and got relegated in the previous wave of glazing?
>>157785463imagine being this sentidogoddamn
>>157785463nigga do you really bookmark all of that anon's posts?
>>157785485we can glaze them again, it was all altura bullshit o algo
Alianza Lima will pay for this
botafogo bvlls won in the end
>boca - city torque as sula final
arrascaeta excellence
FlamengoSimple as
>>157785336>Considering that bets will become illegal in Brazilplease be true
When did you guys realise flamengo is better than all the rest?
>>157785409We are talking about of losing 45-60m euros a year. It is something like 1/3 or 1/4 of total earnings.
>>157785535Kek
sorry for party rocking
>>157785336>>157785584>Segundo duas fontes, a proibição não atingiria as apostas esportivas nem o patrocínio de clubes e campeonatos. yawn
why does this makes them seethe so bad? It's just dark chocolate
>>157785506I just go on archive and look for them
desfrutem
Nigga really likes ecuadorian black chocolate
>>157785553RB ditched Bragantino already?
>shits on colombia while praising the “Ecuadorian excellence”>surprised for our backslash because he didn’t hold to itYou should have praised them without talking about us in the process
>>157785810They were debating Ecuadorian Excellence on ESPN Colombia right now
>>157785810>shits on colombiayou're taking things too personally, like it hit a nerve
>>157785425LúcioRhodolfoRodrigo CaioPaulo MirandaEdson SilvaAntônio CarlosLucãoBrenoMaiconDouglasCarletoClemente RodríguezÁlvaro PereiraReinaldoCarlinhosBrunoAuroLuis RicardoEdimarJúnior TavaresWellingtonDenílsonSouzaHudsonThiago MendesWesleyJoão Schmidt
>>157785825Just accept they are altitude babies and thats it
>>157785825What’s ahead of Ecuadorian excellence now that they’ve all knocked out?>>157785824Kek
This spellchecker is fucking up with me
>>157785876What is this fetish called?
>>157785876it's necessary anon, what if you get hit by a spell
>>157785916>I was already harassed by a witchYes, you are right. No need to go back to those days>>157785909Grammar nerd
>>157785856sorry but I don't make the rules, if you have any objections, please contact:https://www.conmebol.com/contacto/https://telefonodelaesperanza.org/https://www2.bdolineaetica.com/conmebol/newhttps://pt.linkedin.com/company/conmebolhttps://api.whatsapp.com/send/?phone=595981730561&text&type=phone_number&app_absent=0018000423614https://www.sergiourrego.org/conmebol@bdolineaetica.com
someone explain to me pleasewhey the offside rule was created, was it to anulate 1mm goals?
So Colombian excellence knocked a top 3 team in the ranking? Amazing
>>157785980They didn't want to leave any "grey area" because ironically that's when inconsistencies happen the most.
>>157785980Sentiu.
>>157785954Can I still blame you for that ranking being shit?
>>157785980yesthat's exactly why they created it
he never specified in which year tho
>>157785954Nice AI ranking made by dominguez himself. Are you going to share the top 10 leagues ranking made by chiqui tapia?>>157785980It was to avoid poachers parked right next to the keeper and teams playing without a midfield
>>157786096nigga traveled back in time to 2003
It's time we talk about Grupo City
>>157786120it was in 2004
No. The offside rule was not created to deal with 1 mm marginal goals. Its original purpose was essentially to prevent “goal-hanging”—an attacker staying near the opponent's goal waiting for an easy pass.The history is quite interesting:1863: The first Football Association laws already contained an offside concept. An attacker ahead of the ball was effectively unable to receive a forward pass.1866: The rule was relaxed: an attacker could be onside if at least three opponents were between him and the goal.1925: It was relaxed again, from three defenders to two (normally the goalkeeper + one defender). This was explicitly intended partly to reduce stoppages and improve the spectacle.1990: Being level with the second-last defender became onside, moving the rule closer to today's interpretation
>>157786141well he's speaking about the future isn't he
>>157785951>Yes, you are right. No need to go back to those daysI've heard those girls from mileroticos love black magic
>>157785639It will affect them. The clubs even joined forces to oppose the ban. I wonder if this can have an impact against Lvl4.
he admitted he was offside "but only 1mm"we're making progress
>>157786213Kek
>>157786152I got the same response >>157786158This happened in a lil town in rural Colombia over a period of two months. Scary as shit. Fuck them, but I prefer to stay quiet and respectful. Don’t want to annoy anyone
river gay kkkkkkkkkkk
>>157786259Wait, was it actually a girl from mileroticos?
>>157786096He didn't specify final of what either.
>>157786284Nothing to do with prostitutes, but I’ve heard stories of casa actually performing sorcery on their clients. This is actually well known in Medellin lol
why do colombians act so 嫉妬?
>>157786123wouldn't it be funny if torque wins a suda before bay
aight guys I'm done with anki, drop a tag and I'll find a doujin to porreate my cuequita that matches the first 5 replies' tagsonly one tag per reply
>>157786366>wouldn't it be funny if torque wins a suda before bayNot really cause Uruguaião is a state league. If Bay got a copalib or suleca spot after winning every Baianão they would've done something already
>>157786378你说中文吗?
>Now! André Rizek reports on Sportv that he confirmed with the CBF that Grêmio's third goal against Botafogo was disallowed due to an offside of 1 CENTIMETER.
>>157786378oyakodon
Fuck Ayrton Lucas, nigga was trying to be the new Andreas IfoodDespite almost dying of an heartattack everything is fine, Mengão in the Semis and my balls empty after fucking a pardinha in the ass
we're losing another copalib final to Flameme, aren't we?
>>157786444It's offside or it isn't, there's no middle ground.
>>157786473you wouldn't say that if it were your team
>>157786473>It's offside or it isn't, there's no middle ground.This. We need micro-VAR now
>>157786378
>>157786489this is where trikaschizo posts from
>>157786480>>157786485The rule says that, there's no distance thereshold. A player is either off-side or isn't, simple as.
>>157786489comfy
>>157786489kino
>>157786489Is this taken from the front door or the bathroom, if it’s the former where does he take shit? If it’s the latter how does he leave the house
RIVERGUENZA
bocagon
>>157786584hallway?
>>157786585Pinola's elbow against Benitez was more blatant and made worse by the VAR referees admitting they made a mistake by not having the referee to check it.
Why is Boca Ron Damon?
>>157786623I'm more worried about the cummy pizza
>>157786584Shared bathrooms
>>157786623I suppose it's a caricature of a "Xeneize" that's why he has pizza.
>>157786623they don't work and don't pay rent
I don't get why BBBBBasco have a crow as mascot...Crows are waaaaaaaaay too intelligent to be bbbbbascainos
>>157786639That’s me>>157786606He shits on the hallway?>>157786630Makes sense. Life of a college student is hard
>>157786639I thought argentinians didnt watch Chaves like the rest of us sudacacas
> Allan got sold to Man CityWtf, when did this happen?
>>157786651and we don't even have crows in Brazil........
>>157786623they should just use the dungeater for boca
>>157786666You should cool it with the WEED man
>>157786691>Fluminense warrior is a brown mofololol
>>157786693Lmao
>>157786691This is an official CONMEBOL promo, isn't it?
>>157786673>aw but wi dun hab crow in bruzlWHO THE FUCK CARES????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHO ARBITRARILY DECIDED MASCOTS SHOULD BE BASED ON ANIMALS PRESET IN OUR FAUNA? NO ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>157786727>WHO ARBITRARILY DECIDED MASCOTS SHOULD BE BASED ON ANIMALS PRESET IN OUR FAUNA?O bom senso.
>>157786727you should have gone for a carioca/paulista tone, chud
galvão
>duuuuuuude, there are no lions in brazil, your mascot should be a tapir or a sirigui-some faggot
>>157786152
all mascots in brazil should be monkeys of different colors
>>157786759Believe it or not but we don't see ourselves as monkeys
>we
>>157786766And we don't see ourselves as riggers.
>a crow? seriously? how uncreative, your mascot should be this nasty ugly piece of shit
Mas na moralzinha...>O time é nomeado em homenagem ao navegador Vasco Da Gama>Apenas pobres favelados que foram explorados por portugueses torcem pro time>Usam a Cruz Pátea dos cavaleiros dos cavaleiros templarios no escudo, mas a chamam de Cruz de Malta.. que era usada apenas pelos cavaleiros hospitalários>Dizem que são rivais do Flamengo, mas não ganham uma final de seu "rival há 40 anos.>Dizem que são um time grande, mas na ultima década jogaram mais a série B do que a primeira divisãoeu posso continuar esse post até ele virar uma bíblia sobre as esquizofrenias do CRVG
>>157786784bats are coolfuck you
>erm, dude, like, you are black but you twist for a club that wasn't founded by blacks (literally all of them) *snorts* who are you, uncle tom?
I'm tired of brazilians thinking anyone cares about their opinions
Holy shit, I didn’t do my research and now I have a visit to são remo. Should I cancel?
I'm tired
>>157786855Go to bed nigga, the good guys won today.
>mascot based on a creature ingrained in popular culture? that's so lame man, your mascot should be a peanut bug because it has been seen once in the amazon, look how quirky he is!
ATTENTION! Several São Paulo players should seek out the board in December to try to leave, either through a transfer or contract termination.If the Tricolor doesn't settle the overdue payments, there's a high risk of a MASS EXODUS in 2027.The team's leaders made an agreement to lead the final stretch of the season as professionally as possible and discuss the financial issues with the board at the end of the year.
>San Pablo dead>Prantos dead>Curica dead>Parmera O TETRA
here's how São Paulo can avert their crisis and clear its debt in LESS than a year>officially adopt the Bambi as a mascot>sue every single person who makes fun of it, as homophobia is a heinous offense>ESGmaxxed, infinite Soros gibs, fat credit from every single bank>???>PROFIT
if a club ends up adopting cachorro caramelo as their mascot then I hope they receive a 8x0 sacolada every game
Nunca vi tanta bobageira no turno da madrugada
>>157787012about that...
>>157787030
>>157786585it's missing the players they had to sell to china mid tournament because they were so dopped that it was indefensible
the English translation of the Bambi novel enters public domain in 2029, right before Trikas' centenary (january 2030)the opportunity is there, remember: the world belong to the daring.
There aren't lions in UK either but a lot of football related stuff has to do with lions.
>riber and velesh non stop crying
Is Riber ever not crying? It feels like it's their leitmotiv in the past 20 years.
>>157787227Why velesh?
>>157787030Of course it's from the Reddit chungus city
wtf happened here
>>157787960Boca happened
>fluminense played like shit>palmeiras played like shit>flamengo played like shitCan Silver Students make it?
Textor vence processo na Justiça dos EUA e diz que voltou a ser dono da SAF do Botafogo.O empresário John Textor conseguiu uma importante vitória na Justiça dos Estados Unidos no caso da disputa de propriedade do grupo Eagle Football Holdings Bidco, que é dono de 90% da SAF do Botafogo.Em decisão publicada nesta quinta-feira (17) pela juíza Danielle Sherriff, da Corte de Palm Beach, na Flórida, Textor foi declarado dono de 90% das ações ordinárias de classe B da SAF alvinegra, que representam 90% do capital social total e com direito de voto.Em comunicado enviado à ESPN, o norte-americano falou como proprietário da equipe carioca e disse que espera que o documento da Justiça dos Estados Unidos seja respeitado e aplicado no Brasil.
>>157784481>Paragay flagyou know exactly whats is happening, filthy guarani
The last days of the United Arab Emirates are coming
in your fartsthe rice, the beansit's got the stinkI smell the stank airof a thousand sambasthe resolution of all the fruitless bean fartsoh I smell the farts and the stinkoh I wanna be out of here I wanna stop the farts, the stink I smell in your farts(in your farts)
I'm proposing a SPFC x Vasco alliance, Boca roubated us and I WILL SEETHE for the rest of the year until Boca gets eliminated.
proposition denied.
Vasco pls kill San Pablotx
>>157789425proposition accepted.
>>157789443I'll send some wooden horses (with nothing inside) as an offering to Xango
Sorry Coxa bro but we need to win the next game
well, /colapib/?
>>157789810Literally every single club supported bets in the joint statement
>>157789820as far as I'm concerned, only the Paulista Federation and a few other clubs did it
>>157789810Vasco and Chapecoense posted at the same time as the other clubs. What is your agenda? Tell us what you intend to accomplish by lying.
>>157789859Upon further inspection, Vasco, Chapecoense AND Atletico signed it, but didn't post on their social mediadon't take it personally bro
>>157789868I'll be watching you.
>>157789879watch this
Que putos son estos mexicanos y sus traducciones pedorras la concha de sus viejas. >>157789884LMAO he gifted himself
>>157789939I stopped watching anything dubbed in mexican, I can’t stand their slang. Even Dragon Ball, specially due to this guys who dubbed Goku’s voice and thinks he’s some kind of star. Dude you are a voice actor, don’t get too cocky.
>>157789939wait until you see argie translations
>>157789939>>157790008shit's happening with BR dubs too>you gotta localize it, bro! it's funny because I mentioned this regional dish!Stopped watching dubs altogether
>>157790027What I found in hxh is that some random sentences here and there are Spanish dubbing in disguise lmao, really funny. But I like mariana dondi, she’s hot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ci8dIpNcyEY
>>157790021>>157790027To be fair I don't have expectation for official dubs/subs, localization is cancer; but I feel heartbroken when I see the dedicated retards that translate stuff for free going down this path because I knew them as the most purists, adding translator notes and explanations for every word and phrase they felt couldn't translate properly.
>>157790070Worst part is that the majority of manga customers defend this shit saying there's "no such thing as neutral spanish", maybe they're right about that, but that doesn't mean you have to put argentinain curse words every single line, they take it way too far.I'll stick to reading it in english from the browser
>>157790070I hate it so muchthis one specific Chainsaw Man tl was partially adopted by the official Panini tl and the anime dub
Old mexican dubs were okay, no clue about new ones (after 2007~) but old ones are alright in my book and no zoomer larper fed on twitter propaganda will tell me otherwise.
>>157790116but of course they ignored the based part
goodbye farters I'm farting over you
>>157790126this song is so weird, how do you get bullied by horses?
>>157789810>>157789859i can no longer support mirassol and chape's efforts knowing this
You were just an ignorant kid incapable of judgement. You’re an adult now
>>157790141thank you it's my character growth arc
for me it was the cordobes subtitles for those shitty evangelion movies
>>157782960WHO IS THIS??????
>>157790146Nice shonen bro
>>157790133acid is one hell of a drug
>>157790133horses have a wicked sense of humour
>>157790170>cordobes subtitles for those shitty evangelion moviesI require context
>>157790170man I kinda miss those shitty anime dubs kids would make for fun, made a few myself but they were all taken down
>>157790231back in the 18th century anybody could upload their own shitty subs for P2P sharing so you would search for episode 29 of Evangelion or Monster Rancher and you would get Misato calling Shinji a "pendejo culiao"
Admit it: you had no idea Botafogo played three Copalib semi-finals
>>157790299had they won any of them?
>>157790299>Vaskek is even smaller than cunnyrinthiansInsólito
>>157790305>100% of aproveitamento is a bad thing
>>157790305>Number of semisWho the fuck cares
>>157790303Solo 2024And I only know that because that was their first final. I have no idea of how or when the other two semi-finals happened.
>>157790318Yep, I dont know why retards have started using this as a metric, the only thing that matters is winning it.
Fala dele
>>157790318>>157790363It's just trivia. You don't have to get defensive.
>>157790344probably in the 1930's
Vaskek cope mechanism activatedIt just means you’re a micróbio internationally speakingIt’s even worse because Vaskeks like to say they’re so traditional and historic big club that literally saved blacks or something It’s further proof that their history is 90% 97-01
>>157790386Beleza série C
Hola onions GokuY estás leyendo esto con mi voz
>>157790386Bro they literally build stadium with their own hands
>>157790402fuck shit's still effective
>>157790409The eternal serie C seethes every single day about Vasco da Gama. We still eliminated your shitty team at CDB this year by the way, doesn't matter that you won a single game against >us in brasileirão.
beans out
>>157790283kkkkkkkk zoomers could never
La nueva camiseta de Corinthians
Today I will become a Bahia supporter.
>>157790550Santos?
sopa do pombeiras uma delicia
>>157790632Senhoras y senhores, el comegordas.
Good morning, /cogepibes/
>>157790299i thought people were exaggerating when they called vasco and corinthians minuscule
>>157784824
>Para salvar projeto dos "galácticos", Santos faz contas e torce por G-9 no Brasileirão. A eliminação para o Atlético-MG na Sul-Americana colocou em risco o caro planejamento do Peixe para voltar à Libertadores.
>>157790689I think they'll be fine. The team is pretty good and they have legitimate chances of qualifying to Copalib if not too many surprises happen in the cups. A G9 is nearly impossible, but Santos should be able to pass Coritiba and Bragantino on the table if they work hard enough. Worst case scenario, most contracts end in december.But I wouldn't put my money into it either.
yeah the orca becomes a dolphin this year
>>157790550Should've been orange to show support to menino depayment in these trying times.
No, you know what? Nearly impossible is an exaggeration. They need a very specific combination of events, it's true, but it's not a too unlikely combination of events either.>either flamengo, palmeiras, fluminense winning copalib and staying in the G5 (extremely likely)>palmeiras and atlético play each other in the copa do brasil final (most likely)>atlético win sudamericana (uncertain)>atlético finish at least 7th in the brasileirão (uncertain)It's not impossible. But still, Santos are in a better sequence than Bragantino and Coxa, and unlike Galo they have nothing else to play. Santos could finish higher with enough effort.
victory has a hundred fathers, but defeat is an orphan
>>157790740the orca died to the dolphin
vitoria tem dois milhoes de pais, mais o palmeiras nao tem porra nenhuma do mondial
O Vasco avalia usar o clássico contra o Flamengo no returno do Brasileiro, marcado para o fim de outubro, para dar o "troco" em caso de não liberação do rival para o uso do Maracanã nas Copas do Brasil e Sul-Americana.Em vez de jogar o clássico no Maracanã no duelo no dia 28/10, o Vasco pensa em usar São Januário ou até levar o jogo para Manaus, com 90% da torcida vascaína, e 10% para o Flamengo, ignorando o acordo do ano passado que servia de base para os jogos entre as equipes no Maracanã.
brasil has 100 million square km undevelped but can't build a fucking stadium for their mid table teamse inacreditable
>>157790847why should my tax money go to useless stadiums? we have to send more gibs to baianos and paraibas
>>157790847>Make megastadiums for 3 games >Cant make stadiums for their mid table teamsReally makes you think
Name 1 (one) mid table team in the Brasileirão without a stadium
>>157790883flamengo
>>157790883Vasco, apparentlyGalo, apparently
>>157790870yeah a better use for your money is to pay the 100 escribanos and judges you guys put up with everytime a mid table team wants to use the maracanazo
>>157790892Not a mid table club>>157790893>vascoNot a mid table club and they have a stadium which they just happen to be ashamed of>galoThey have a stadium, but at what cost?
Hungary built 25 football stadiums in 16 years, we can do it too
>>157790932Pinga Mijo awards 2026
>>157790920Vasco is CLEARLY a mid table team, their last title inside brasilanus was like 10 years ago
>>157790945imagine looking at the most beautiful stadium in the world and going>errm this fucking sucks actuallyhow fucking desperate to emplacate pinga mijo are you? give it up already
>>157791011looks like a place harry potter would get molested
>>157791011That's one stadium. 15 others cannot hold up to 10,000 people. You can't brag about building 25 stadiums in 16 years when most of them are Gávea tier.
for the people at home, "Gravea" is a place near the Jesus Gigantão that offers hipster-like entertainment like home brew beers and a horse race-track betting
>>157791035yes, a country a similar size and population as Santa Catarina needs multiple stadiums with 80k capacity, genius
>>157790966>Vasco is CLEARLY a mid table teamSince the pontos corridos format was adopted in 2003, Vasco only finished mid table six times.
brazil has 100 million women and not a single one of them will fuck meé um atropelho
for those listening, Santa Catalina is a small state that offers weed smoking enternainment like weed and beach bon firesThere are a lot of cows too
>>157791080You're the one that made the retarded comparison. Building 5,000 seaters isn't the same as building stadiums that suit the needs of Série A clubs. Even Bragantino are expanding their stadium to host 20,000 people.
>>157791090I understand your point corrido but mid table means from 5th place to the 16th place, you know, the middle of the pack, the under achievers the vitorias, the corinthians, the chapecoes, the lanuses, the estudiantes, and so on
why would you want a stadium with 50.000 seats if people over there don't show up for games
>>157791110I'm saying it can be done, capacity is barely relevant given that most stadiums occupy roughly the same footprint
>>157791142To alquilate the stadium for concerts and free money
TÚ SOLO IGNORASIN TOCARLA ME ACALORALA VEO BAILANDO LA DEJO SOLA, SOLAQUIERO HACERLA MI SEÑORA, ELLA ESENCANTADORA Y CAZADORA
>>157791120mid table means MIDDLE OF THE TABLE, so in a league of 20 teams, it's the 10th placeTHIS IS A FACT, IT'S NOT UP TO DISCUSSION
>>157791155They don't go to shows either.Brasileros stay at home, everyone on the street is a tourist or someone who got lost on their way to work
>>157791120>5th place to the 16th placeI got bad news for you
>>157791169true, we brazilians are famously shy and introvert people
>>157791161YEAH AND THE MIDDLE OF A PLATE OF BEANS IS JUST THE SINGLE, UNIQUE, MIDDLE BEAN? OR THE SURROUNDING 12 SMALLER BEANS? VAI FALAR AGORA, VAI FALAR MULEQUE MACONHEIRO, NA CARA XEFE
Billion reais idea: hire a bunch of busty women in farm clothing, open up a "milking" ranch where men can go and get handjobs.I ran the numbers and it'd be fully booked for the next two years in the first week.Sending an email to Lula right now.
Yeah, no way midtable is 5th5th is libertadores now and used to be pré libertadoresIt’s something like 8th to 14thAnd the 14th to 16th are in the limbo because you don’t even get sudakino iirc
>>157791189>you don’t even get sudakinoCuiabá already qualified to Sudakino in 15th. We're not sending our best.
I swear one of these days...
Me encantan las gordas
>>157791189>libertadoresBuncha washed out hasbeens.
>>157791205ela tem retençao do sólidos
>>157790299I thought they would've been to more. Aren't they supposed to be a big team?
>>157791205
>>157791245Qualifying in Brazil has always been hard. Most semi-finals (even for the top of the list like Palmeiras, Grêmio and São Paulo) are from the 90s onwards. Botafogo weren't exactly good between 1996 and 2022
Botafogo was good for one week and they've been riding that for ages
>>157791278No shit, only 2 teams qualified just like everywhere else
>>157791312imagine being so large you break two solid concrete walls when you land on them
>>157791309Most countries in South America have 2 teams or less. Peñarol, Nacional, Cerro, Olimpia, Culo Culo, River Pleichi, these teams participated every year.
>>157791357Alaska would break the wooden floor with each step.
If he was brazilian he would be Memphis Degay.
Mengo Depay
MEEEEEENGOMEEEEEENGOMEEEEEENGO
brazilians be like "yeah I got italian ancestry"
>>157791120students won a title super recentlyif anything, they've been one of the most consistent teams here in the 2020s
>>157791566yeah consistently mid table lmao kkk got em
Here in Brazil we all know Estudiantes as the strongest non-Brazilian club. Platense excellence.
>racing plays today Just how irrelevant can they be
If it's a fla-flu in the final, can we play it in Lisboa?
>>157791597Flamengo wouldn't want it because it'd fuck up their last two fixtures.
Lisbeana
Never ask a man his salary, a woman her age and a black to kick a penalty.
>>157791593They play against the all-powerful CAS, it's looking grim for Racing's chances of coming out of this clausura with more than 1 win
Clausura não conta
I saw this nigga’s NT being constantly raped by black brazilians for two decades. They had 5 good years and he thinks he can get cocky and get away with it
What is blud yapping about?
>>157791702something about colombians losing to br teamsi don't think he has every player in shape
I mean look at this graph
>>157791824Okay Nickelback.
>>157791824>New IQ chart just dropped
>>157791824Cuzil is such a choking nation The nation of If, the nation of Valeu, foi guerreiro, the nation of if it wasn’t for x we would have achieved y
O MULHER É UM ANIMAL CONFLITIVO
You need to water your foids.
NOW! | Behind the Scenes: Memphis Depay says he hasn't been sleeping right after missed penalty, and players' outburst "shocks" Corinthians ultras at CT meeting.Leaders from Gaviões da Fiel, Camisa 12, and Pavilhão 9 met today with players, Diniz, and club officials.Memphis Depay was called out for the missed penalty against Estudiantes and explained that he took it the way he does in his career: hard, crossed, and high.The Dutchman said he's "feeling really bad and NOT SLEEPING RIGHT," felt the weight of the elimination from the fans who fought for him to stay, and apologized.Garro was also questioned about the drop in performance and said he's still fighting.The most striking moment was the players' venting about salary delays and the impact of the club's politics. The way the athletes expressed themselves "shocked" the fans, who "toned it down" afterward. The fans' perception is that the atmosphere at the CT is bad.The squad, however, acknowledged that they "could have given more on the field."Arrascaeta's goal in Flamengo x Del Valle was cited as an example: "for us, that ball would never go in," referring to how things don't go right on and off the field for the Timão.The meeting was requested by the ultras and authorized by the board. The fans warned that they won't accept more defeats, starting with Sunday's game against Fluminense, and that the pressure could ramp up in case of another negative result.
>>157792125maybe it's time for the Faithfull Doves to put Memphis to sleep....forever
NOW! Vasco prepares "change" against Flamengo if the rival doesn't release the Maracanã for Copa do Brasil matches (Palmeiras) and Sul-Americana (Boca Juniors).If Fla doesn't release the stadium, Cruzmaltino is considering taking the October 28 classic, for the Brasileirão, to SÃO JANUÁRIO or even MANAUS, with 90% Vasco fans and 10% Flamengo.With that, Vasco would IGNORE the agreement between the two clubs for holding the classics at the Maracanã.• CONTRACT FOR MARACANÃ USE NOT SIGNEDThe memorandum that provided for Vasco matches at the Maracanã was not signed by the Fla-Flu Consortium in 2025, only by the boards of Flamengo and Fluminense, and the verbal agreement lost strength.Vasco claims to have proof that the consortium promised to sign the agreement.Amid the deadlock, Cruzmaltino still plans to go to court to challenge the Maracanã bidding process.
0 days without a new reason to despise VascoOur record: 0 days
>>157791824Actually uruguay medals count for us and Curacao medals count for brazil so we are tied.
The Stinkiest Thing That Can Happen
>>157792241wouldn't it be easier for Vasco to just use other stadium?
>>157792241>>157792282What agreement retards? The agreement was that Vasco would have 4 extra games to play at Maracanã while the games against Fla and Flu would be at Maracanã with 50-50 split between fans for all games away and home. Flamengo and the disgusting creature that is BAP already said that he wouldn't honor the agreement. I'd rather have Vasco play against Fla and Flu at São Januário with only Vasco fans since the Rio de Janeiro police doesn't allow it with Fla and Flu fans present (for whatever reason since that's supposed to be their job to guarantee the safety of the games). Fuck the split fans and the supposed tradition since Flamengo doesn't want to honor the agreement.
>>157792407>for whatever reasonVaskeks are so cute when they feign innocence.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Yupp_Tk_CY
>>157792419Yeah because there is no violence at Maracanã either, right? There are games where Flamengo fans are fighting between themselves even.
Show me Flamengo or Fluminense fans throwing bombs, rubbish bins, multiple chairs, beer cans, flares, more bombs and trying to invade the pitch.
>>157792434Also it doesn't fucking matter what already happened, it's the police's job to maintain the safety of the games, it's not their job to not allow the people to come to the games. If they can't do it, what are they useful for?
>>157792447The first two videos I found very easily on youtubehttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/FXqejCJZx5Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peNVoCzTPOgFla-Flu are also involved in fraudulent actions involving the contract and concession, so they should face the consequences of the lawhttps://oglobo.globo.com/blogs/diogo-dantas/coluna/2026/09/como-mp-comprovou-irregularidades-de-flamengo-e-fluminense-no-maracana-consorcio-dificultou-acao.ghtml
>>157792447didn't you guys set your own stadium on fire when the ref started pitating wrongfully against fla in a flagalo for copalib? 1981, several dead and also a lot of bald people
>>157792499They set kids on fire but try to imagine themselves as morally superior
Betting is not a hobby.
>>157792490>arredores do maracanã>saída do maracanãDid you forget the part where the São Januário incident happened inside the stadium, fans threw bombs and objects into the pitch, and tried to attack Flamengo fans pressed in the narrow away stands? Or did you just ignore it like your kind always do?
>>157792541Mas aí pode então né, na saída pode descer a porrada no torcedor só não pode dentro do estádio? Deixa de ser hipócrita seu merda, teu time série C ainda é a putinha do Flamengo, Flamengo manda e o FluC obedece nesse consórcio aí. Enquanto isso o gramado continua um lixo completo desde sempre, tem fraude no contrato e houve um óbvio favorecimento na licitação pelo ex-governador corrupto e flamenguista Claudio Castro.
>>157792532I'm sure it wasn't intentionaland if it was intentional, they didn't know the kids were sleeping thereand if they did know, it was for a good reason
It's endearing how you think every criticism of your club comes from a Fluminense fan.>>157792582>Mas aí pode então né, na saída pode descer a porrada no torcedorOf course not. Every person involved should be punished.>>157792582>só não pode dentro do estádioIt depends. If you watched the reportagem on the 2017 incident (I know you didn't), you would've heard the STJD attorney general spell it out for you. In case any critical security flaws inherent to the stadium are detected, the stadium would face interdition until the security flaws were addressed. Which is exactly what happened to Vasco. The police, the Ministério Público and CBF all agree that São Januário does not have the capabilities to receive risky games. It's that simple.
JUST BUILD ANOTHER STADIUM
>>157792694Soon™>>157792671>It's endearing how you think every criticism of your club comes from a Fluminense fan.There is literally one guy here that talks about Vasco every single day. Anyway, it doesn't matter what the STJD has to say, the STJD is not even a public court, it's just a made up thing by CBF and this is a matter of public security and the police and the ministério público are the ones that have the function of maintaing public security. If they can't do it, what are they useful for? Also, as I said, I'd rather have 100% Vasco fans at home games and play in São Januario and then Fla-Flu can do whatever they want in their home games.
>the "Pele Law" (articulo 55) guarantees that the hand picked judges for the STJD comply with the current head of the CBFamazingnow wonder palmeiras can do whatever the fuck they want with their dirty money, quem olha os olhamen?
>>157792869Amazing huh? Hence why players like Bruno Henrique from Flamengo can manipulate yellow cards for betting sites and walk away without being punished.
>>157792882>On april 15th 2025, Bruno Henrique was found guilty for a match-fixing betting scheme, alongside 4 family members by the Polichia Federal do Brasiu>On November 2025 he was absolved of every wrong doing by the STDJE and his life time ban from fuchibola was liftedWild things happening in Rio
>>157792945There was definite proof as well, whatsapp conversations, documents, everything and nothing happened. He even scored against Independiente Del Vale in the last game.The only ones actually punished for match fixing were the players from smaller teams.
>>157792969I think it's time for the brasilero povo to unify under a single banner, put him on a plane and make him play for my team, for free, leaving the green beaches of brasil and their inherent bad influences behind, so he can become the new kid on the block again and win Super Copa de la Superliga 2027
>banco BTG just bought Arena do PalmeirasSEE VASCO? IT'S JUST THAT EASY JUST BUY A NEW CANCHA
The problem is that Argentinians want top players like Bruno Henrique and Enner Valencia, but as soon as the players miss a shot the fans start making monkey gestures and throwing bananas on the pitch.
>>157793061>Arena do PalmeirasNUBANK PARQUE*
>>157793073they bought the arena that palmeiras sold to a bank, to another bank? hmmm....noticing....patterns....
>>157792969Ive always wondered why they didnt do shit to him or Paqueta.
>>157793085Paqueta was actually a different case because he was judged in England and apparently he was actually innocent.
>>157793085>O que explica, então, a suspensão de Bruno Henrique ter sido menor do que a maioria dos casos de manipulação? O ge foi atrás dessa resposta, que basicamente se ampara em duas grandes diferenças: o atacante do Flamengo não foi aliciado por uma quadrilha para receber dinheiro em troca; e o fato de seu clube não se sentir lesado e ter defendido o atleta, o que afasta o artigo de pena mais pesada.Bruno Henrique was not involved with result manipulation gangs (he informed his brother when he would get a yellow card, and his brother alone), and more importantly he was told by the club to force a yellow card so he'd be rested against Fortaleza to play against Palmeiras with his booking count reset. Which is standard practice for most clubs. He couldn't be charged with being part of a criminal organisation nor with manipulating results against his club.He did defraud the gambling platform, though, but the charge is still running on court.
FICOU CARECA HEIN
FICOU CARECA SEU ARROMBADO?
the last 2 posts feel particularly threatening to me
>>157790299>He didn't know that Pele's Santos and Garrincha's Botafogo played each other in a /copalib/ semi finalNGMI
>7 games >6 winsFALA DELEFALA DO GPS
>>157793480You should believe green flags when we say we didn't care about the Libertadores until the 90s. >duuude do you remember that legendary Palmeiras game in 1968?No.
IGOR CHIAGO
>>157793320Why?
>>157793530campeonato francês is easier then brasileirão until psg wakes up mid-season and arrancates for the title
>>157793480that's because the bravos embates @ charmosa Copa Doutor Federico Braz Almeida e Sá were much more celebrated by our people
>>157793562tô ficando carequinha
>>157793606Lol
>>157793569você não pode simplesmente aplaudir um irmão em Cristo, né? zé povinho fodido
What about this?
>Libertadores é o caralho. Domingo tem jogo contra o Flamengo valendo o segundo turno da Copa Palácio do CateteActual quote from Garrincha btw
>>157793632tá rindo porque?
>>157793643kkkkkkkkkkkGaviões members earning R$4k a month at the auto shop feel bad for millionaires
>>157793663Beware of argies, their culture hates on bald men
>>157793680Santiago Silva is a Boca Juniora legend
>>157793218>Which is standard practice for most clubsDoesn't make it legal albleitNeither is betting on yourself getting a yellow
>>157793743it's not illegal to purposefully get a yellow card
>>157793691He is liked by hinchada, but far from legend
>>157793691and clemente rodriguezand iarleyand diego crosaand el chicho sernaand el cata diazand benedettoand ortemanand the witch veronand omar perezand carlos bianchi of course
>>157793556>we didn't care about the Libertadores until the 90s.I know and it was retarded.
>>157793761It is considered a "conducta antideportiva" by FIFA, which means you should get suspendated an additional game, or the team has to pay a fine It's on the rules
Where did this wave against bets even come from? Government already regulated it and got their share, 10 bi of share, even these shady bets have to pay 32m to operate for 5 years
Just remembered we lost Província Cisplatina and it ruined my day
>>157793804All the news about poor people being in debt and gambling their bolsa senpaiília on Vasco victories + the smear campaign against CazéTV
>fat ugly people out of nowhere
>>157793804there's a whole genre of youtube videos with millions of views that is just people talking about losing hundreds of thousands of reais in bets and tigrinho
>>157793857>>157793857>>157793857
