Bills are 100% winning the superbowl this year. Nothing is stopping this offense. This year is different im telling you. This team is special. This offense is dominant. Elite pass catchers. Elite RB. The best QB in the league (dont even try arguing that you cant). No one is stopping us this year. It's not the same old Bills this time around. They have an aura around them. Its destiny. Mahomes is not going to get in our way this time. Josh allen deserves a ring.
this nigga said he had a 3 way with 2 guys lol
I love halftime
>>157784951lol
>Colts-Chiefs Sunday Night>Giants-Rams Monday night>Falcons-Packers next Thursday
Fuck is her problem
>>157784951and then what happened?
>suddenly they love MTG and Macklemoreit's so easy to win you over
This game feels like a high-school homecoming game where your school plays a dogshit team they blow out.
>>157784971why are the queefs on primetime two weeks in a row? need time for all of the queef fans' meth to wear off in order for them to make it to the games?
>>157784971grim
>>157784982>he hasn't been part of mackle mania since 2011
>>157784963any nudes on this loveliness
>>157784977And then the Bills win the superbowl
>>157785003nobody has
>>157784991>>157784993checks out
>bald offensive coordinators
Lions OC is shit
>>157784963i would make love to her pretty face
here come the razor cakes
thats a false start
i can smell the cakes getting baked NOT again Bills
oh no what if they score then they have to do it 3 more times oh no
>>157785039i will sword fight you over her
Uhh Bills bros?
Lions have all the momentum right now.
In the first half, they added a defensive holding call's penalty yardage to the end of a Josh Allen Run. Did they give Detroit yards added to the end of the play there?
why does this thread seem so much slower than last one, is this not the real game thread?
>>157784963what does "body's tea" mean
>>157785078This bussy has all the momentum
>>157785060HOW DO YOU EAT AN ENTIRE ELEPHANT...one bite at a time
>NFL moms pissing their pants so they don't miss playsWhy are (((they))) creating commercials like this?
Cmon loins
it's a 10 point gamerazorcake sissies... I'm not feeling so good
>>157785087OP is a retard and made it look like a general
>>157785092awoooooga
Erm... Billsissies... are we... choking?We just let a weak offense march us down and score a TD
>>157785092i have seen pics of her small both are a hardon for me
So this is the game thread?
Allen might be on his goat season. 8 total TDs through 1 1/2 games, no ints
>>157785122>>157785101>>157785101>>157785101GAME THREAD
>>157784963>insecure about facecall her pretty and she’ll give you a pornstar quality blowjob
>>157785092Zoomer nonsense basically saying they have a good body.
>>157785101>>157785101>>157785101
>>157785106There are a lot of women that pee themselves easily, but an incel chud like you wouldn't know anything about women's issues.
>>157785092
>>157785066we can go in at the same time
we just saw a female incontinence commercial. during an NFL game. wtf bros.
Allen on his 2013 manning season
>>157785129Weenie division yet again but there are 3-4 teams in the AFC that could give them trouble.
>>157785173They know men who watch football and subscribe to Amazon Prime are into being pissed on. Bezos has the market data
>>157784951Like I fucking said THE BILLS ARE GOING ALL THE WAY BABY THIS IS OUR YEAR FUCK YES
Like come onBurrow made the Superbowl in 2022 and what else has he done?seriouslysrslysslydarnold won a ring and mayes been there more recentlyhurts has a ringwhat is wrong with the lamar/allen/burrow
It does feel kinda gay to sing the Canadian national anthem in Buffalo. Don't care if it is across the river...
The Lions went from a Ben Johnson offense to the pile of shit they put out tonight.
>>157784933Is Derrick Henry the best running back of all time?Hes currently 3rd all time in rushing touchdowns and 9th all time in all touchdownsHow much more does he have to score before youll admit it?
>>157787210if he keeps up this production for another couple years then maybehe's definitely a hall of famer, at least
>>157787210barry sanders was better
>>157787210he's a sizebabby who routinely puts up 20 for 63 and no td lines all season then goes for 250 and 3 against shitters who dont feel like tackling a tank in december when theyre 4-10. one of the most overrated players of all time. funnily enough, lamar is similarly overrated.
So. Is this finally the year for the Bills and Josh Allen? Or are there still razors in the cake?
>>157787228Why would it be literally any different from the last few years?Their defense looks terrible and their offense looks awesome - like always. That doesnt play well when they run up against defense heavy playoff teams
>>157787210I still think it's LT but Henry is up there.
>>157787228The Bills have lost 4 straight super bowls. It is never their fucking year, Anon
>chorgers chorging this early
>>157787210for me, its karlos williams
>>157787210Henry is a weird case of a guy who clearly is one of if not the best downhill runners to ever play the sport, but that's literally only ever true when his team is up 3 scores and defenses are playing damage control in the secondary.Whenever his team is behind in games he never does anything, that's my observation of his time as a raven
>>157787255who was in the wrong here
>>157787255I was working during MNF still haven't rewatched but did they try to get Tyqaun Thornton involved? I thought he was the one WR they had last year who looked like he could ball
>>157787261>was working during MNFno you weren't kek. you're a jobless neet
>>157787241Okay if Chorgers get their ass kicked by Raidurrs, you gotta sell the franchise lol Herbert just seems disinterested every time there's a post game interview. Idk what's Spanos end game, he hired sleepy Biden and a cheap GM while still deluded to think he can win LA. I'm saying this as a chorgers fan. They fucking hate Herbert.
the cake is looking mighty tasty and the filling is probably not razor blades
>>157787292the cake looks so good
>>157787283No that’s because Madison Beer is pulling a Yoko Ono on Herbert, 2poo. He doesn’t care about football anymore
my boy herbert... heh... he'd win a playoff game if he had 52 first team all pros on the squad...
>>157784951>Fellforitagain.pdf
>>157787228Ravens have a defensive coach, razors are in the cake again
>>157787307maybe herbingz actually needs to date Mina so he can get some inside scoops on his opponents each week
>>157787326But then I can't date her...
So is this the genny or what?
i'm gonna go crazy with my prediction for the lombardi and say the jags (not my team)
>>157787365>a team that won 13 games last yearWow really going out on a limb
>>157787366it is crazy i know
>>157787283he found a succubus
>>157787339Yeah, me too. More black chicks, but I'm too mopy/not loud enough for them.
>>157787354I got your genny right here *throws a dollar general in ur face*
>>157787253Ravens have been kind of notorious for abandoning running Henry when they fallbehind.
>>157787309Did you watch the game tonight? People told me last week "its just week 1" but they just did it AGAIN. This is not a fluke.
>>157787301I'll give him 2 months til he Andrew luck us or request a trade, he needs to be like Sam Darnold, or idk pump and dump his wife. Shit sad.
>>157784951>doesn’t know buffalel are regular season heroeskek what a retard
>>157787398And THERE it is. Do better.
are we still coomposting
>Bills are 100% winning the superbowl this year. Nothing is stopping this offense. This year is different im telling you. This team is special. This offense is dominant. Elite pass catchers. Elite RB. The best QB in the league (dont even try arguing that you cant). No one is stopping us this year. It's not the same old Bills this time around. They have an aura around them. Its destiny. Mahomes is not going to get in our way this time. Josh allen deserves a ring.
Pls be nice to my wife 2hu. She’s a 5’6 215 pound autistic Latina and my wife. We live in Encinitas. We’re happy about our Padres doing well
>>157787436Like I said thos year is different. This offense is special. Tell me who is stopping them? Theres not a defense in the NFL capable of shutting this elite offense down. Josh Allen - number 1 best QB in the league currently James Cook - easily a top 5 RB Dalton Kincaid - top 5 TE
>bills win>webm spammer has a meltiekek! calm down senor
>jack campbell was crying in the postgame locker room kek what a mindbroken pussy
So is Justin Herbert only hyped because of his arm?
How come Allen can dive through 30 people per game and is always healthy but Burrow explodes if you sneeze on him funny?
>>157787482Injuries and cuck allen’s heroball in the playoffs.
>>157787506He did have some great tape back in the day. His rookie season i think it was week 6 vs the Saints in the Superdome he was absolutely elite of outdueling Drew Brees in the Superdome. Chargers lost the game because of some missed FGs but seriously even just highlights of that game you can see why everyone was taken with not just the arm talent but the fearlessness and mobilityhttps://youtu.be/8W8BiSRWekU?si=Heeu1_IOg9n6LszuUnfortunately since his first couple of seasons he hasn't really progressed from the neck up and actually looks more rattled taking hits than he used to
Bills vs Jags AFCCG
>>157784993They are one of the best teams in the league with a GOAT candidate as QB
>>157787657>GOAT candidate as QBtop lel, mutthomes will never surpass Brady.
>[Highlight] Richard Sherman reveals that Josh Allen was playing through the FLU against the Lions. Josh was reportedly “shivering in a hot tub” and didn’t want to be admitted.AND HE HAD THE FLU
>>157787518Burrow doesn’t play in the AFCE.
Caleb Williams vs. Trevor Lawrence is the most obvious Super Bowl in awhile
>>157787675Bills may legitimately go undefeated this season i cant imagine any team stopping them
>>157787708the bills will lose to themselves
>>157787708The bills are looking really dangerous this year. If Josh Allen can keep up this MVP level and Buffalo's defense can keep opponents at bay, this squad could very well lose in the AFC championship this season instead of the divisional round
>>157787708texans almost did
>>157787708You are retarded and way overreacting to a highly predictable blowout of a shit opponent. All of Chiefs, Ravens, Bengals and Jaguars look better than the Bills in just the AFC alone.
>>157787675n sheeeeeit
Real kiwi put your trip back on, there are too many fake kiwis running around causing no trouble
This is the epic new meme image by the way I've just decided. as long as Bills keep raping teams we must use this epic new meme image to keep their hopes in check It's a very funny joke when you understand the context but you have to be a really longtime 4chan ancient gamer old fag to understand this meme image
>>157787842bills are regular season babbies
>>157787945>People are picking the Broncos to beat the Jaguars this week. 53% of Americathe jags are going to blow them out>If they win, how does that effect our opinion of week 1? Fluke, or are the Chiefs spooky?fluke
>>157787708They look insanely good but don't count out Josh spilling his spaghetti in the 'offs.
>>157787991He’s scared of the jannies.
>>157788010Stop crying
>>157788012>They look insanely goodThey don’t have a good enough defense
so is no one gonna play defense this season
>>157788036Go to bed grandpa
>>157788012Once Cook gets shrekt they’ll fall apart.
Why does Hailee not only decline, but angrily refuse to attend Trashie’s games?
>>157788050i dont think shes a big enough star for amazon to constantly cut to her
>I am forgotten.
>>157788043Their offense will always be able to put up points with Allen, but in the playoffs they’ll still have the same defensive issues they’ve always had. They’ll be able to score but won’t be able to stop the top AFC teams from scoring, meanwhile the other team will be getting stops. They hired an offensive coordinator as HC when the offense was never an issue and they’re still the exact same team as under McDermott
Leave the Bills to us.
Lionsisters... Is our season over already?
>>157788160It’s been over since Man Hampbell lost his coordinators
In a few days my kangz will have sole possession of the #1 spot in the divvy. If my kangz lose to chicago i'll paint my nails like their qb and post it in the genny.
>>157788160It’s been over since the NFCCG collapse.
Flores suing the league was the best things that's happened to the Vikes
>>157788242it's going to be a good game at least
/nfl/, it has come to my attention that you haven't bussyposted in a while. no, there's nothing wrong with that. just think about how unfortunate it would be if you had a little accident. and then, while you're recovering, you think about what you could have done differently to avoid said accident. for some reason, you keep going back to "maybe i should have bussyposted a little more "
>someone immediately bought the murder-suicide house in my neighborhoodpeople are desperate
>>157784951The only thing stopping the Bills is the fact they have no defense. That's going to bite them in the ass in January.
*smacks you*
>>157787708Cake looks delicious again this year
>>157788614Everybody involved with it is dead. It's not dangerous. And they were able to get it at a bargain because there was a murder suicide in it. Seems good to me.
>>157787842Chiefs looked awful, any team willing to actually tackle is going to destroy them
My razorcakes! :D
>>157788614too bad you weren't in the house before it was sold
>>157788084his state farm commercial was really bad
>>157788813I’m sure
The Bills should be barred from the Super Bowl for their treasonist singing of o Canada
Hot Takes: Week 1 (plus one week 2 game) Edition
>has the flu>still scores 5 TDs and winsshit, it might actually be their year
Left at halftime, checked the box score afterwardsHow was the second half?
>>157788921lol, yeah ok
>>157788930>queefie isn't used to a QB who can win when sicklamo
>>157788998based and true
Josh Allen mentioned he got emotional during the n*tional anthem. Why is this kind of callous fascism acceptable on n*tional televsion?
>flu>Septemberlol
>the bills theme song is mr brightsidekeeeeeeeeeeek
It’s insane how much better Bienemy is than Nagy. Asked if K9 is going to get the same amount of touches every week he said, “I’ll tell you what we’re not gonna do. We’re not gonna minimize. We need to be maximizing every opportunity. I don’t think you want to put any limit on anything. The sky is the limit.” The mindset of this team is night and day. These guys pull up to gameday ready to WORK
>>157789034Yeah Chiefs are back
>>157789034>see a play that works>doesn't exploit it>see a play that doesn't work >keeps calling itwhat the fuck is with coaches that do that shit? how do they make it to HC and then act like fucking retards?
Buffalo is spiritually a Canadian city and has been for quite some time.
>>157789068Networking and connections keeps a lot of talentless hacks like Adam Gase in the league permanently
>>157789030why is he leaking
Did lions fans really have to drive through Canada to get to Buffalo yuck
Most predictable blowout ever. People were laughing at the Lions for what was about to happen before the game even started
If teams are going to keep putting pressure up the middle of the Eagles offensive line, I hope Mannion starts running more 4 wide and empty sets.
I’m picking Broncos over Jags and for week 3, Chargers over Bills
>>157788160>>157788341People born in the 2000s and bandwagoners that hopped on around that time thought this was gonna be at the very least a 1st round playoff team every year without remembering it's the Lions and Detroit sports will almost always do the same shit
>>157789087They keep a lot of talentless and unqualified people in a lot of industries, unfortunately
which early game we watching?
New term learned>Emotional BlitzA called blitz that shows the DC is clearly butthurt (e.g. after giving up an explosive)
>>157789204RedzoneBut Vikings-Bears and Bengals-Texans are the only games worth watching
>>157789204>Falcons vs PanthersSpaghettib Owl>Vikings vs BearsActual competent game>Eagles vs TitansJalen Hurts exposureb Owl>Steelers vs PatriotsDrake "The Schedule" Maye rebound game>Packers vs Jets Packers rebound>Browns vs BucsBucs rebound >Saints vs RavensSurprisingly intriguing >Bengals vs TexansOne of the games of all time
>>157789204Horrid. I’ll be skipping redzone and just watch the Bengals ig
>>157789205Why not "Rage Blitz"? Makes me think of the game when players light on fire if they get pissed off enough.
>>157789244Because they aren't always angry. Sometimes they're crying
>>157789204might be good >Bengals v Texans revenge bowl>browns v bucs2 retards fighting >panthers v falcons>vikings v bearspossible comedy bowl>packers v jets >steelers v patsdon't care>eagles v titans >saints v ravens
>>157784951The Bills are the same exact team as they were last year, especially with Moore now gone. They got lucky that the Texans and Lions are both worse this year. They’ll be eliminated in the divisional or AFCCG, as is tradition
>>157784951Yea you might think you're smug but you'll never as smug as a chiefs fan
>>157789267> especially with Moore now gonelooks like he'll be back by Week 4 it's just a sprain.
>>157789281This is true. i am immensely smug. Supercilious, even
>Josh Allen was playing with THE FLU against the Lions
>>157789295I heard it was aids
What did he know?
>>157789327They really should've taken the points in San Fran
>>157784951I've done some little stretches of bullying Bills fans that were definitely evil, but this is pure and unadulterated satanic 2026 Bills have allowed31 to Texans 41 to Lions If that continues, allowing 31-41 per game, the Bills are looking at 9-8 and missing the playoffs
Reminder that posting box scores as a sign of player skill only exposes you as an ignoramus
>>157789259i cannot wait for the kangz burrs retard bowl
>>157789348couple or siblings
>>157789356Great example
>>157789356>ackshually the stats don't matter fuck off retard
>>157789368>or
I had to work how was the gameWho won I haven't even looked up the score...
>>157789359jej
>>157789356lions goof is the god of stapadding
>>157789392I went to bed at halftime but the Bills were spanking the Lions in a humiliating blowout up to that point. I checked the score when I woke up and the Bills won by ten.
>>157789387>final episode never due to legal troubles just die in my sleep already
Detoilets will never be relevant. Goof was wrong. The Rams DID send him to the dumpster.
if the lions tried to trade goff, what would they get for him?
>>157788921And then everybody clapped
>>157789411I've learned to love the wait
Does Ben Johnson play into the NFCN rivalry kayfabe with the Lions like he does the others or does he pretend to feel sorry for them?
>>157789355First to 60 wins, what a gay sport lmao. Can't tackle without incurring a 15yd benulty because we have to keep the heckin wholesome multi-million dollar investments from breaking their vaginas.
how bad will things get in Denver this week
>>157789470They’ll win
>NFL Media when Jalen Hurts does a tush push
>NFL Media when Josh Allen does a tush push
>>157789474I know the jags will im just imagining the total meltdown from broncucks fans
>>157789470Bite the pillow, Denver
>>157784963Again, tits to small. Hitomi or gtfo
>>157789510Broncos will win. They lost to the chiefs in Arrowhead, who did the Jags beat that makes everyone so impressed? The literal Browns?People are overreacting to both teams but the Broncos are better and will bounce back in that game
>>157789510>total meltdownDoubt you'll get one. Most Broncos fans I've seen IRL and online are already despondent. They played like ass on Monday and they know Tlaw took their ass last year. They're expecting to get crushed
The NFL is insanely Jewish
>>157789422texans would trade shroud plus a pick for goff
>>157789524I don't think black people react that way to Hurts.
>>157789559That would be a good trade actually. Rare good leaf post
>>157789549Shouldn’t you be concerned with your country’s pathetic hockey teams that can’t win, and not American football?
>>157789566“NFL media” is mostly blacks and women these days
>>157789570Shouldn't you kill yourself you dirty fucking kike?
>>157789602Lmao big mad
>>157789549How is this bad? At least it's not insanely Muslim or Hindu.
The Lions, mainly due to location, just don’t have what it takes to ever be a serious franchise.
>>157789422Usually 3 first round picks from the Jets but Lions are super bowl contender this year once they get their varsity squad back. Right now they are trotting out a JV team and still whipped up on the Bills (Lions are missing 3/5 of the OL and both the star DBs)So that's at least 5 first round picks from the Jets. Would be more if Jets weren't in a different conference
>>157789636Time to move the team to Portland >Maine :^}
>>157789602I blamed them for my woes, burned them alive and my life still sucked. Let it go.
>>157789634It’s not any of them anyways, players are almost all Christian and dudes constantly thank God and jesus when they win
>There are people that watched the Bills run right at Hutchinson the whole game while he got eaten alive by Kincaid and said "I'd rather have Hutchinson than Walker"
>>157789649>but Lions are super bowl contender this yearMy sides
>>157789664There's gotta be way to escape them.
>there are already 17 teams that aren't undefeated
>>157785092you tell me
>>157787565Would be kino
There are only two teams I’m not taking over the Lions rn, unironically
>>157789733Jags and who
>>157789756NOT taking.It’s Titans and Browns
>>157784933Sry guys, Ill skip this thread. Just took a huge shit unfortunately.
>>157789762Just like the lions
If Josh Simmons wasn’t a bust I think my Chiefs would have tried to trade for Justin Jefferson this season. But now we’re going to need the first round pick
From a scheming standpoint what went wrong with the Lions?
>>157784956thats just his coaching style. He topped 2 underperformers before cutting them.
>>157789774Well, for one thing, they shouldn't have taken so many stupid penalties.
>>157789769Unless Benson can keep it up?
>>157789761I hate detoilet more than just about anyone but they are a better team than the raiders, cardinals, dolphins, jets, chargers, colts, falcons, and cowboys.
The Chiefs are still garbage
loins were stinky last night and sunday, i think they're headed back to being shitters
>>157789356Goff had literally nothing to do with the lions losing
He played well and it would be hilarious if he was randomly a starting calibre LT but we did a LOT to help him out, Mahomes didn’t hold on to the ball for longer than a second. That’s why all our passes were being forced to Worthy because he was the only one fast enough to haul ass in time for Mahomes to throw it. We’ll have to see if Benson can keep it up the more they entrust to him, but assuming he doesn’t, our first pick in the draft will be another attempt to finally lock down LT, and we’ll take a RT soon after
>>157789823Sorry meant for >>157789805
>>157789774Time for lions fans to apologize to Aaron Glenn
>>157789812That’s nice “Detoilet hater”, you’re delusional though, especially about the Chargers
>>157789813I'm starting to think /sp/ doesn't know ball
My Chargies!
My team already won so I get to enjoy comfy redzone all day Sunday :)
>>157789817That was already established last season, people randomly decided they were on the same tier as the Chiefs and Ravens and only temporarily embarrassed so they’d bounce back strong this year. That’s never been what they are, they were a one year meme team
>>157789887Reminds me of a soccerized hurr state logo
>>157789422Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers and Josh Allen were all 49er fans growing up but so was GoffGoff will be 36 in 2030How can we get Goff on his dream team for the last 4-5 years he still has at peak level?Goff & Dan Fouts went to the same high school: Marin, just north of the Golden Gate bridge were the Grateful Dead & the term 420 come fromGoff is a big 49ers fan, he wears number 16 as a tribute to Joe Montana.Lions would only do it if they got Purdy in return. 49ers aren't giving up age 26 Purdy for age 32 Goff unless the Lions give them an offer they can't refuse. CMC is now in his 30s so Gibbs would be perfect for the 49ers. Amon-Ra, St. Brown (26) just hit his prime years and he'd also be perfect for the 49ers. 49ers also have needs across the IOL which Lions could fillImagine the 49ers next year withGoffGibbsAmon RaIn return, Lions get Purdy who has 10 good years left so that expands their window to at least 2036 instead of 2029-2030 with Goff
when will thursday games go away
>Zay Flowers outDude is a bum
>>157789906Come and take it, bitch.
>>157789819Yes he did idiot, he stood like a deer in the headlights in the pocket taking sacks and prematurely throwing the ball away all game
>>157789649>Lions are super bowl contenderJust let it go, anon. It’s over
>>157789937He has 3 of his o linemen out and the lions still put up 31 That loss was entirely on their chimp of a DC and the other chimp of a GM not addressing the absolutely abysmal state of their defense for the last 3 years
>>157789888My team already has a must win against a division rival this weekend
Remember when the Lions had one deep post-season run and their fans/organization became bad guys overnightI can't wait until these niggas are a 4 win team again
Dakota "Fanning" Prescott.
>>157789937goff is not really mobile, the offense is built around him having enough time to dice the d up. if they can't get pass pro or balanced run it's ogre
Real Loins Ball knowers realize that 2023-2025 was a purely out of body experience and Detroit teams always find a way to fuck themselves over when they get to the big stages
>>157789948The Lions only started scoring after the game was decided, which was by the half. The amount they scored after that is meaningless, the defense was no longer showing its best schemes or breaking their backs trying to stop them. It wasn’t literally garabage time but they were meaningless scores. At the point in the game where Goff still could have kept them in it, he had no sense of pressure in the pocket and would just stand there like a retard until he got sacked and they had to punt again. He was either a statue or skittish after that. It was a bad game
>>157788741Caleb looks so weird with that mustache. Like it totally transforms him as a person. It is very strange. Even more strange is that I swear multiple big name players all opted to grow mustaches. Not beards, but mustaches. I saw Sam LaPorta rocking a mustache that makes him look like a plumber.
>>157789955yesthey were even more obnoxious than queef fansthey don't deserve nice things
>Joe Burrow to get back surgery and will miss the rest of the season
>>157789954>dork shoopdawhoopscott
>>157789960He’s one of the worst QBs in the NFL when pressured which is a him problem
>>157789961The NFC championship collapse was impressive. MY Kangz wouldn't have put up that masterclass.
>>157789356He played fine, but yes it doesn't really capture the game. He had decent stats because he played like shit at the start and then was forced to pass pass pass in desperation to try to catch up. They also got a garbage time TD when it was pretty much statistically impossible for them to catch up.
>>157789977Torn bussy is unfixable.
>>157789967They had reduced it to a 2 score game at least twice. The lions defense literally got 1 stop the entire game. No offense in the league can outpace a defense that bad. Anyone blaming goff for that loss is a certified moron who knows literally nothing about ball
>>157789981STOP SLEEPING ON MY MAN BROCK
>>157789999>The lions defense literally got 1 stop the entire game. No offense in the league can outpace a defense that bad. You’re trying to make it sound like he lost a shootout, he was incompetent and not a factor in the game at all until he got blown out so hard that it was over. His defense wasn’t the reason he couldn’t play quarterback
>>157789977Joey ICU
Can we all agree that Dan Campbell was carried by Ben Johnson and Aaron Glenn
Josh Allen is just another Ben Roethlisberger
>>157790010>Lions defense on their last 15 drives: 10 TDs, 1 FG, 1 FGA, 2 Punts, 1 kneel down>hurr le heckin jared goof is the problem!It must be painful being a stupid flyover hick like you
>>157789978That game will go one of two ways. Either the pressure will get home and Dak will be in a blender all night, or he’s going to cook the fuck out of this shit ass secondary
>>157790022Yep, he was just the hoorah guy while the nerds handled the details, now the brains are gone and all that’s left is chest pounding
>>157790029>on their last 15 drives Now do the whole game
>>157790029Read the post you’re replying to again
>>157790022I just want him held accountable the same way everyone holds Sirianni accountable
>>157790037I did, and the moronic hick is blaming jared goff for the bills marching down the field and scoring 2 TDs on the lions defense in the first quarter. It appears he is even dumber than i initially thought
>>157790024I don't know if Joshie is capable of rape he seems like too much of a woman respecter nowadays.
>>157790044He raped the Lions last night.
>>157790024He's more talented than big rape.
>>157790038Won't happen because he has heckin' wholesome meathead press conferences
>>157790042For the third time, the Lions defense is not relevant to Goff not being able to score himself. Stop mentioning it. We are not talking about the defense. We are talking about how Goff played. Does he play defense?
>>157790049Ba dum tss
>>157790054He's like your retarded uncle so he gets a pass.
>>157790038Difference is that Sirianni took a 4 win team to always making the playoffs yet he gets no credit because ummmmmmmmmmmmm uh um well um it’s actually it’s everyone else around him!!!
>>157790056Jared goff scored 4 touchdowns and threw for 300 yards
>>157790049nah he just gaped them, they were a willing participant
>>157790064You are aware that defenses stop trying as hard when they’re up multiple scores and the game is over, right?
If Dan campbell doesn't start reading Tolstoy, Shakespeare or Dovitesky on a regular basis, he should be fired.
>>157790064Dak Goffscott
>>157790069The score was 17 - 27 with 10 minutes left in the 3rd quarter + the full 4th quarter
>>157790064TRADE THIS MAN TO THE TEXIES
>Josh Allen has 9 total TDs in 5 days>Deshaun Watson has 8 total TDs in 1,042 days
welcome to the zesty era
>>157790084Good job!
Our Joshie :)
>>157790064I thought you were all about the eye test and not box scores
WE'RE HUNTING LIONSWOAH OH OHWE'RE HUNTING LIONS WOOOOOOAHWE'RE HUNTING LIONS WOAH OH OHTWAS KILLING TIME ON THURSDAY
>>157790087This whole season will be yet another humiliation ritual for the browns but luckily they can cut him next year and save $200 millies but they will find a way to squander it anyway.
>>157787155On terrible franchises that think Defense is a meme
>>157790099Yes jared goff did a great job. Glad you finally came aroundThe lions defense on the other hand…
Are we sure that Perna is a broncos fan? He acted like he just had the best sex of his life last night.
>>157790117That guy has become more of an annoying fag in the last 2 years. I used to enjoy him, but now it's insufferable.
have you apologized to aaron yet?
>>157790127I think you are a fag
>>157790131No you are.
>>157790113No, Jared Goff was scoring against a defense that stopped trying
>>157790117Him and Pisstree have become unwatchable. They feel like they’re just repeating whatever gimmicks they have and are just phoning it in at this point
>>157790129never a doubt
>>157790087>that means in 1,042 days, joshie will have 1,875 TDsjesus christ
>>157790136The only defense that wasnt trying was the lions
>>157790142He shuckin' he jivin'
>27-10 at halftime>34-17 after the 3rd>but those 14 points in the 4th!!!This is literally what Dak Prescott does. Goff played the quintessential Dak game. He was bad yesterday
>>157788467Too bad they’re wasting his talent with shit QBs
world's most brutal zoom in
My Kangz :)
>@DeathLife Stadium in the rain with no running gameare the Jest finally getting their interception(s) this week?
Shii was 21-0 and niggas talmbout some “Goff played well”
>>157790166he should have chewed his kneecap to prevent him from running in for the scorebut he didn't
>>157790178goff doesn't play defense. he scored 34 points, so he isn't the problem
>>157790178Herbstreit really said sum like ‘I’m really impressed with this Dan Campbell team’ like nigga be for real
>>157790178It could have been 68-0 if Goff wasn’t there, chud
>>157790187do you really speak like that?
>>157790185>goff doesn't play defense.He doesn’t play offense either>he scored 34 points,It was 31 and it was after the game was long over. You are looking at pure stats in a vacuum instead of in context. Goff was not competitive in that game
>>157790177That would be so fucking funny. The Jets are a sneaky scary game on everyone’s schedule until they get a pick. Nobody wants to be the first one to give that up
>>157790185Me when I know literally nothing about ball
literally the first time in history
>>157790191Is your entire country really overrun w jeets?
>>157790192>He doesn’t play offense eitherKekked
>>157790187Herb is too relentlessly positive about everything, it just ends up sounding fake and boring. He was too shitty of a player himself to actually criticize any NFL play.
>>157790200naw, that's texas
>>157790142I still smile every time I see this and the Josh Allen dancing webm
>>157790198
Goof had basically 0 offensive production all game. Everything on the stat sheets was garbage time.
>>157790166>If only you knew how bad it really is.
>>157790208Oh ok
Detoilet is world regarded as one of the worst cities to ever exist. This is their natural state.
>>157790220he had (0) turnovers and (4) tuds on the road with a decimated OL. you might just be a retard.
>>157790166>when all of the little shit stacks up to form a big shit
>>157784951I can't trust them after they choked against the Broncos. Last season was their best opportunity to win a Super Bowl and they wasted it. At this point I need to see it to believe it.
>>157790228They’re also the most insufferable fanbase by far and uniquely deserve everything they get
>>157790228Eh I still liek Detroit-style pizza
>>157790246The "window" hasn't just been slammed shut, it's welded shut.
>>157790244They’re not getting through this year’s playoffs. It’s going to be a gauntlet and they’re just not the team. It will be between Chiefs Ravens Bengals and Jags
>>157790234>punt defense>OC mastermind leaves>.....>uhh we're still gonna win somehow!
>>157790246No that's the iggles and it's not even close.
How many times has Mahommes cried in a press conference after losing and also cried when he saw his wife having sex on screen? I bet 0
>gets every other coach in his division fired
>>157790246On spee that belongs to the chefs faggots.
Detroit fans got a fraction of a crumb of success and instantly became insufferable. They deserve to suffer like the pigs they are.
>>157790259I think it will be Broncos not Jags and Chargers and Ravens
>>157790264you must be a newfag or something detoilet subhumans were treating these threads like a designated shitting street
>>157790198Based
>>157790269
>>157790280I've been here longer than you have been alive, you must be a retarded packers faggot.
>>157790277Either way the point is this isn’t last year’s playoffs which they got rinsed in as well, the competition this season will only be deeper and fiercer. The big boy teams in are back and the hot new teams like Jags are better than the Bills as well
>>157790269>loses a home playoff game to a dome team in youre path
>>157790287Shouldn’t you be working on the assembly line right now?
All NFCN fans are faggots who deserve to suffer
>>157790232Cope
>>157790308Imagine being jealous of an entire division. Sad really.
>>157790308The Indiana Bears bears will flourish in Hammond
>>157790232He got BTFO and added some garbage time stats. Football ain’t baseball. Learn the game bitch nigga.
>>157790308both north divisions are loserville
Eastcoast faggots are the biggest pieces of shit on this board.
When Josh loses in the playoffs again does he cry even harder, or go into a catatonic state
Feels like the bills are better this year than they were last year
>>157790346They’ll lose to the Chargers week 3 and you’ll be a little less erect
KANGZ
>>157784933Why dont nfl teams just get huge QBs who can chuck the ball to huge WRs? Imagine both of them being 7ft tall, it would be unstoppable. Are they stupid? Tall WR doesnt even have to run fast, just getting like 5 yards in would suffice
>>157790342His wife will give him a blowjob to cheer him up
>>157790336*flies over you*
>>157790354all I see are 4 shit irrelevant teams
Eric Bienemy is my close personal friend
>>157790368what if your plane gets shot down over Peoria?
>>157790371eric the enemy
>>157790374No one knows what that is
>>157790354What's the point of these? Who cares about three years ago or longer
>>157790392Birthplace of Richard Pryor, show some respect.
josh can do all this shit in the regular season, but he’ll never win the big one
>>157790398zoom zoom
>>157790406zoomers are going to bring back book burning but it will be history books instead
>>157790406Obviously in a historical context it's interesting but what about the 2021 season is affecting how the Vikings or Bears do this season outside of "butterfly effect" stuff?
WHAT DOES JOHN FOX SAY
>Give up 31 points two games in a row>"Yooooo my fanduel hit so hard on these boyzzz these guys are going to the superbowl!!!!!"
>>157790416>Chaos. Reigns.
>>157790418New defensive scheme, Im gonna give them a few weeks to get their shit together before I start dooming about the defense.
>>157790418You can't legally play defense in the National Football League
AFC Division winners:BengalsBillsJaguarsChiefsWild cards:RavensBroncos ChargersNFC Division Winners:BearsEaglesPanthers49ersWild cards:RamsSeahawksGiants
>>157790444Last 3 owl winners had top 2 defenses
>>157790418real football doesn't start until october
>Giants
>>157790353I know, they're called the razorcakes for a reason. All i'm saying is that the cakes are looking extra good this year
>>157790452No they're CHEATING that's the only reason Allen hasn't won five super bowls in a row
>>157790418>DL decimated by injuries>new system>offense not giving the defense a breather its not surprising they're giving up 31 points but at the same time DJ Moore going down could be a huge issue short term
I can’t believe I share a board with you retards. Did any of you actually play this sport?? Do any of you have an IQ over 90? Goddamn what a bunch of mouth breathing yokels.
>>157790446Patriots aren't missing the offs, Chargers aren't making it. Undecided on Broncos.Giants are winning the division and Cowboys are a wildcardRams might miss the offs with how they're going to startI could see 49ers winning the NFCW depending on injury luck
>>157790465>offense not giving the defense a breatherSounds like BITCH TALK to me the only thing that matters is giving Josh Allen highlight reels
Youre welcome for Aldi btw.
>>157789886this probably should have been a 15 yard penalty
>>157790444tell that to seattle or the chiefs, or the patriots,
>>157790472You think the Pats are legit and not just schedulebabbies that will get exposed this season?
>>157790465Sounds like he'll be good to go against the Chargers>>157790475This sounds like a Lamar stand with sour grapes.
>>157790480The only Aldi near me is in a really shitty town
>>157790480didn't ask also I jam every shopping cart with chuck-e-cheese tokens
>>157790480Aldi is for poors here. Bunch of off-brand garbage.
>>157790484No, I don't think they're going far enough to be "legit" but I think when you have four free division wins and are facing a weakened NFCN and AFCW it's kinda hard to not rack up enough wins to sneak in
>>157790486Sorry to hear>>157790489Based
>lameme fags in shambles
>>157790490To be fair brand stuff is also garbage in your beautiful country
Wife finally left for work what should I jerk off to bros?
I never realized that before Campbell the Lions had only ever won a single playoff game in the Superbowl era that is fucking atrocious wtf
>>157790354>grasping for more Eberflunk/Bustin Fields era stats
>>157790494>Zay Flowers outOh no no no
>>157790508you just hate HISTORY >:(
>>157790481Pix becomes a defender as soon as the ball is dropped 56 is allowed to block
>>157790505the memory of the last time you got laidyou do have a vivid spank bank of legendary fuck memories, don't you?
>>157790480we only got Lidl here
>>157790517I creampied my neighbors mom
>>157790496Hey Klaus, you don’t know shit about fuck about America, capisce? Stick to defending migrant rape gangs.
Did you know it’s literally illegal to barbecue in Germany?
>>157790532Can't buy parts for cars older than 10 years there I heard
>>157790532their entire population is turbocucked
>>157790526i went temporarily crazy in my 20s and got heavy into PUA pickup stuff. it was 99% rejection even tho i'm good looking but I had a couple street-to-the-sheets episodes that were awesome. met a hot big titted yoga freak one time in a Hastings movie section, invited her over for coffee and was fucking like a porno flick within the hour.
>>157789204saints ravens actually might be a good game
>>157790532>grillen verboten
>>157790532Anon youre not even allowed to drink beer in public. Not sure you should be talking
>>157790543we can't even buy kinder eggs, bro
>>157790566This entirely depends on which former European power colonized the land you inhabit in America
Please God let the Jets beat the Packers
>>157790575It also entirely depends on the public park if youre allowed to grill there or not.
>>157790581Seething Detoilet kek
>>157790582obviously you're not a Frenchman
>>157790586Nah I'm a Bears fan I just fuckin hate the Packers
>>157790566Are you joking
>Nah I'm Not a Lions FanSeething Detoilet confirmed kek
>>157790587And thank god for that. Hate those faggots like you wouldnt believe (love em though)
>>157790567The horror
>>157790594Golden Piss
>>157790566>the entire upper midwest laughs in unison
>>157790594I was literally stopped by the police in two different cities because I was walking down the street with a beer. I then learned Im supposed to put it in a bag. Was that shit overturned? Please tell me it was
>>157790606What were you doing walking in Atlanta, Hans. That's the worst thing you can possibly do.
>>157790606You must have been in the south.
>>157790615this image would get you arrested in germany
>>157790625Its true, the Polizei just showed up at my 40sqft Family house because I opened it :(
>>157790631ACHTUNG, JUNGE ZIS IS ZE POLIZEI VE HABEN YOU SURROUNDED
>>157790640>In Deutschland der Polizei und Krankenwagen does not make weeeweeww but Tatüüü-Tataaa
>>157790024big ben couldn't run
>>157790644krankenwagen is my second favorite german word after assfahrt
>>157790650But anon its Ausfahrt. And your favourite should be>Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz
>>157790666my biggest regret living there was never finding Ausfahrt, Germany
People actually watched that game and took it as sole proof the Bills are "good".
>I HATE AUSTRALIA I HATE AUSTRALIA I HATE AUSTRALIA I HATE AUSTRALIA I HATE AUSTRALIA
>>157790690If the league was serious about growing the game they'd fine him for disparaging a market HIS TEAM REPRESENTS.
>>157790695>le 3 letter employer cv maxxerWhats his next gig gonna be?
>>157790688The Bills gave up 31 points in back to back games and people take this to mean they're unbeatable instead of just playing two shitty defenses.
>>157790700reopening the X Files
>>157790308What causes our Division to make others seethe so much Lions, Pack, Burrs bros?Is it because we are actually competitive with each other?
>>157790707>instead of just playing two shitty defenses.>pretending the texans D is detoilet tier
>>157790269John Benson is living through his salad days like MCDC was a few years ago but mark my words he will eventually encounter teams outside the NFCN/S and when he does Chicago will go up in flames worse than what Mrs. O'Leary's cow done.
>>157790707delicious cake
MFW Bills fans think they're winning a Super Bowl
>>157790733>pretending the Toxins D is actually good when it lost to Fake Gaye>pretending the Toxins D is actually good when it held the Bills to FIVE (5) fewer points than the Lions >pretending the Bills are good because they put up 11 more points than some guy name Shough
>>157790745the Texans will hold to the Colts to 5 total yards and people will disregard the obvious and say the Texans have the best defense in the league
>>157790744CSM is still canonically alive, bills will never win
>>157790751Texans are getting destroyed by the Chiefs in just a few days, nobody will think that
>>157790745>broken binary brainmaybe the texans D is good, but josh allen is better?
>playoff Josh Allen>keeping his composure against Chiefs, Broncos, or even Jagslmbao>>157790755he lifted it if they could deliver and of course they didn't
>>157790734Based great fire reference
>>157790361QB is more mental than physical. It doesn't matter how much of a physical freak you are if you're a retard that can't read a defense. Look up Jamarcus Russell.
>>157790759No my Chiefs play the Colts
>>157790024Ben Rothschildsbugger couldn't scramble in the pocket for shit.
>>157790145Those are definitely HOF numbers. Brady could never..
>erm, no, we're actually good this year and I won't need to stuff gauze in my mouth to stop the tremendous bleeding in January this time>>157790751>>157790765The Toxins were frauds all year last year, it was obvious when they played the Seahawks and Rammies. Josh BARELY SURVIES against them in Week 1 because hyper elite second to none Houston Defense dropped the even worse game losing Drake Maye-esque endzone pick.
>>157790594Do fly overs really?
>>157790024This poster is 19 max
>>157790543They’ve been under direct military occupation for 80 years. Three generations of rape
>>157790779Sweet little joshy pooMy little joshy poo
>>157790779>SURVIES*survives I should make coffee
>>157790779I know this is false statnerd cope because I've seen Danielle Hunter and Will Anderson Jr. play football with my own two eyes.(Joe Bussy going down this week btw)
New>>157790796>>157790796>>157790796
>>157790795I write my opinion and then find stats to make it look like I know what I'm talking about. It's called the eye test.
>>157790690>works the rams into biohacking and looking like complete bozos to kill any hype they had>send a shitposting breakdancer to the olympics to kill any hype it had>shitpost so hard that moot sells to hiroshimoot >Break all punting and field goal records because being a kicker is easier and lazier and get to go get trashed and slurried sooner>the simpsons shitpost episode is the most celebrated and embraced in cultureYou can't fight the tide of Australia you just let yourself drown in the flood and enjoy the ride and hope you survive
>>157790859Based Australian shitposters
>>157787470Stop overfeeding her faggot.
>>157790759Toxins are losing to the Bungles this Sunday.
