Germany has spent the last few World Cups jobbing to the likes of Ecuador, Mexico, Paraguay, and South Korea. Their "top prospects" (lmao) are shitters like Florian Wirtz and Kai Hervertz who wouldn't even be called up to the NT if they were playing 15 years ago. Even Klopp can't save this mess.Meanwhile the Netherlands, besides the old farts like Virgil van Dijk and Dumfries has a bunch of trash tier EPL players like Gravenberch or Gakpo or Hato and a chunk of their NT is already playing for the Saudi and Turkish leagues kek.Both of these countries look like they'll be irrelevant for quite some time.
>>157789226>Xavi is coaching the Netherlands
>>157789286What is Xavi going to do with a 39-year old VvD or total shitters like Gakpo who have turned Liverpool into a joke?
>>157789226Gotta be Germany, though watching both of these countries get humiliated after all the shit they pulled over the decades is always good for a laugh.
>>157789778A bloo blooThank God people like you still let us live in your empty heads rent-free, would feel very irrelevant otherwise
Germany won 4 world cups It will never be irrelevant the swampoids on the other hand...
>>157790085Yeah, they're even more irrelevant than Ingerland
>>157790085Well, if they keep missing the World Cup or getting eliminated in the group stage, they'll become irrelevant.
>>157790085>>157791016>tp>tfLove the weird projection/cope kek
>>157789226>Germany vs the Netherlands: Which country's football team is more a joke now?Yes
>>157798197>Well, if they keep missing the World Cup or getting eliminated in the group stage, they'll become irrelevant.We're more of a basketball nation, nowadays.
Nice malding Will check back after next Thursday :)
>>157789226we are so fucking back tho
>>157799046Our Renaissance has also just started
>>157799050based
>>157789317Make things worse since he is a shit coach
I genuinely do not give a shit. Memepiss has officially not been called up so an era of pure unadulterated ass is over for me. Unironically can only go up for me.>inb4 he's the Dutch NT top scorer of all time55 fucking goals and never were any of them at crucial games. HALF OF THE GOALS are qualifier goals. 1/5th of his goals were in fucking friendlies. FRIENDLIES FOR GOD'S SAKE.Only 3 goals in the World Cup (1 goal in the knock-outs btw), 3 Euro goals (all in group stages btw).The memes like:>the Genocider of Gibraltar (5 goals btw)>the Murderer of Montenegro (4 goals btw)>the Bomber of Belarus, the Mutilator of Malta, the Slaughterer of Scotland and the Terminator (3 goals for each team btw)Apply to Memepiss so well because that is literally how he is. He never delivered against ANY big team.The fact this man was regarded by Koeman as our most clutch player. Fucking Weghorst had more clutch moments than Memepiss.Xavi could fail to qualify for the Euro's in a qualifiction group filled with Andorra, Moldova, Kosovo, Finland and Luxembourg, I do not care.The fact Memepiss was not called up brings me joy and hope.
>>157789226Us.....
>>157799024What's happening next Thursday?
The Dutch NT has been trash for like 25 years now. And the last time they were actually elite was in the 70s. I don't care about them so as long as they don't win anything and make life a hell for a week with street parties and shit, I'm good.
>>157821399Germany plays against the Netherlands in Amsterdam
>>157789226We have van Dijk, we are the biggest meme
>>157821399The Germans re-enacting 1940
>>157821555This would've entailed fistfights as late as the 1990s but now both national squads are at least half first/second gen immigrants who don't care about the history.
>>157823173Sad truth
watch out lads, i've been told this rivalry gets extremely heated...we might see sparks fly itt...
>Depay and Weghorst ejected>Zechiel and van Bommel called up>Timber, Frimpong, Veerman, Taylor are back>Gakpo, Brobbey, Malen in good formI'm optimistic for once. I would've called up Maatsen for LB though. And I wonder whether Xavi will risk a suicidal highline with Van Dijk? Or go for the Spurs duo? Also I'd like to see Frimpong or Timber instead of Dumfries for a try.
>>157799046>>157799050And both are not here to see it...
>>157830257Kek
>>157823173Natives don't care either. Germans in their vast majority repudiate nazism and love Dutch people.
>>157830142>>157840509>>157840535You will never be Dutch, be accepted as one or be taken seriously by any one of us. No matter how much or how long you pontificate about blood, roots or lineage.Reminder that I'm onto you buddy.
>>157830142lmaoBrobbey had one good game...but Gakpo and Malen? lol
>>157841681>BrobbeyWas already very good last season, and even when he doesn't score he's important for link up play>GakpoOne of the better Liverpool players so far since August, Liverpool player with the most assists and always good for the national team, also a very handsome and Christian man>MalenPlayer with the most goals (6) in Serie A, got word he's injured and will therefore miss the match vs Germany though.
>>157830075It still is a rivalry, but we got over the hate. Or rather the Dutchies did, they decided to forgive us. In the end, we are too similar, we like the Dutch too much to hate them. But there still is some intensity. It’s quite fine. I think of it as a brother relationship
>>157789226Swamp kraut would absolutely get battered. Kloppball is just too powerful>inb4: xavi
dont care for nigger teams
My prediction VerbruggenDumfries — Van Hecke — Van Dijk — HatoGravenberchReijnders — VeermanFrimpong — Brobbey — Gakpo
