Friday Night Football in the Premier League sees a top six West London derby between Brentford and Chelsea. Keith Andrews' Bees remain unbeaten, but have only won one of their first four matches, while Xabi Alonso's Blues have yet to keep a clean sheet against top-flight opposition in any competition this season.Kick off is at 8:00pm with coverage on Sky Sports PL.Brentford:Kelleher; Kayode, Schuster, Ajer; Lewis-Potter, Yarmoliuk, Janelt (c), Damsgaard, Anthony; Schade, Thiago.>Subs: Balcombe, Hickey, Henry, Ouattara, Wilson, Carvalho, Sangare, Diouf, Fredrick.Chelsea:Martinez; Fofana, Lacroix, Colwill (c); Neto, Henderson, Barco, Chavarria; Palmer, Rogers; Welbeck.>Subs: Penders, Bynoe-Gittens, Hato, Quenda, Gusto, Nicoll-Jazuli, Acheampong, Estevao, Lavia.>Referee:Andy Madley>VAR: Jarred Gillett
>>157792089Hoping chelshits struggle
have they always been like this
>>157792089https://youtube.com/shorts/RXgltHUYVaw?si=0dXWSCrDXGREliHQHe’s right you know
Brentford nigs why isn’t Sangare starting? He would rape Chelsea’s midfield
>Bournemouth's UEL debut means that 19 of the 20 current Premier League clubs have played in European competition in their historyexplain yourselves brentsissies
i consider the friday night games in the premier league very much like the opener of the round
HENDERSON AND WELBECK OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>157792313Not a Brentord fan but looks to be squad rotation from what Andrews said on Sky
so the obligatory reece james injury is in?
>>157792313because I started him on my fpl team
Come on you bees
STREAMTREAM
>>157792362have you been opening forbidden sarcophagi
pitches in engl*nd are absolutely top tierfackin hell
love to see the boys defending our values
wonder if there's a statute of limitations for booing the bellingham stopper or if he's just going to get booed in england his whole career
>pep chavarriaUTTER WOKE NONSENSE
>>157792438only until he leaves england
had no idea henderson signed for shelsea
stung by the bees soonyou will get stung by the bees soonstung by the bees soon
lelsea set piece coach looks like a caveman
SCHUUUUUUSTERRRRRRRRRRR
Chelsea midfield looks way better with Barco and Henderson
Still mad to think Spurs ended Thomas Frank's managerial career after less than a season. Happily in the prem for 7 years, after 6 months at Spurs his career was permanently destroyed.
>>157792509he'll manage a midtable club soon enough. feels like a fulham man to me
>>157792379gotta get that red mercury somehow
ginger bollocks has a punchable face
>>157792509He'll get a job at some relegation threatened side and carry on where he left off at Brentford finishing mid table until united hire him in 2032 (then sack him 6 months later in the relegation zone)
>>157792509skinny frank was being carried by keith andrews
kwabarco
Kek Barco got absolutely fucked up
>>157792520>he'll manage a midtable club soon enoughperfect fit for manU then
>>157792509Man Utd will be available soon
who is this ginger chelsea rentboy?
KWAB
>>157792509newcastle by christmas
if he can get a gf, then so can you Anon
Don't get how they can boo BarcoHe is just a cute lil guy
>>157792549he's the new Frank Lampard
>>157792567argies arent people
>>157792570so who pegs him in the team?
>>157792567He has a cunt phenotype
kai and tai sponsoring the bees
This is boring I'm gonna smoke a bifta
>>157792567he was very disrespectful to our national team during the game
Currently eating ASDA Festive Pickle PuffsThe ingredients say they're made from Red Pepper and contain no pickleTaste weird
>boooo henderson>passes to barco>boooo barco>passes to henderson>boooo henderson
obvious free for chelsea
ref can't even spot a foul throw
>>157792629Just had a bab me
start giving reds to divers and diving will stopfackin southern fairies
Cole Palmer's hairline is not gonna survive, looks like he's literally gluing it together just to keep it going
>>157792656Should call up Cundy. Promising signs there.
this Brentford-Chelsea 'rivalry' seems pretty one-sided I have to say
>>157792656he could always go for a comb over
>>157792677brentford see fulham as their rivals though
>>157792687This is gonna be him a few seasons from now
>>157792656Should’ve got a hair transplant during the wc, maybe he’s coping that it’s alright but it’s going to rapidly get worse
What's the going rate for referees these days? How much did Chelsea pay this one?
>>157792687not far off
>>157792656bald pomade
i wouldn't start collectively chanting "shit referee" to the referee he might start playing one of those mike dean games against them
>>157792650Went to ASDA last night. The place is full of Christmas stuff already
>>1577927071 academy rentboy
Is there such a thing as a "Chelsea fan" outside of Fulham.
>>157792732Yes (me)
bit boring this
>>157792719I would genuinely pass a law to make this illegal if I was in charge
for me, it's CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEACHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA
>>157792732Yes (west africa)
why dont chelsea stop buying shit players?
>Chavarriawho the fuck
>>157792732one of my teammates was a chelsea fan from croydon lol
henderson seems thoroughly fazed by his return welcome
>>157792775because if they don't have a stock of shit players how can they sell them for £50m each to Strasbourg?
Sad to think the Todd era is over but at least I can recognise who the players are
Hull City nearly beat these cunts
Where are the goals, you stupid fucks?
>>157792803Todd Boehly is a close personal friend of Steve Rosen the joint owner of my blades. Steve has been begging around for investment lately.>we may be about to enter our Ngubu era.
they cannot score because of those stupid ugly kits
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>157792769for me, it's *liquidator playing**CLAP``CLAP* *CLAP* CHEL SEA
xabi alonso doesn't look happy even though they're keeping a clean sheet
Get Sangare on
Barco has looked good. Once Caicedo is back, we will be so back.
this semen slurping match is not for me, gays
>>157792835Good lord going to be nothing but Ngubu, Mtubu, and Ungubongo, all of whom happen to be some sort of winger/midfielder hybrid but are shit at both
>>157792732I’m a Chelsea fan!
>>157792879>I’m a Chelsea fan!
The only selling point of Alonso's Chelsea are the high scores. Why am I watching them play like shit if they can't score some fucking goals?
Kelleher proving he's a top 3 keeper in the prem
Aren't AoE spells against the rules??
>>157792901the j in jp morgan is missingdp morgan is not it
>>157792862He'd have a lot of work today we have a fairly white british squad at the moment
>>157792928that's an aura
Come on Chelsea! Score some bloody goals! Do it for Emma!
>>157792901They'll swap in Gusto at HT and things will click.
>>157792928Chelsea defending is such a weak spell that it's allowed.
>>157792954Roman approves
>>157792732Yes (NI)
classic argie cheatingdisgusting
every single time they get a corner they have to cut to austin macphee and talk about him
>>157793042sick of seeing him its not interesting
>>157793042yea why is he being pushed so much? does he have some interesting history?
Ain't looking good, Chelseabros.
Damsgaard is way better than Wirtz, crazy work
xabi alonso probably just talked about the new car he bought during the halftime ...
linos are rentboys
>>157793069he's the embodiment of the return of set pieces, being one of the first specialist set piece coaches (Keith Andrews being another funnily enough). also he looks like an orc with long hair and has a funny name.
this game has been fucking wank
yeah...Xabi Alonso is an hack. Premier League is too heavy for him. full pre season, 1 game per week, and they look absolutely bang average
STUNG BY THE BEES, YOUR GETTING STUNG BY THE BEES, STUNG BY THE BEEeee'S, YOUR GETTING STUNG BY THE BEES!
>>157793114Brentford are good
>>157793114joao pedro babby
meanwhile in non-league football
>>157793116Feels a bit wrong that Brentford don’t have some cringe celebration like Hull do with their furfag pawing, maybe shaking their arses would be it
The 3 at the back wing back hipster shit is gonna work in the prem. Xabi is a bundesliga fraud, he went unbeaten with Jeremy frimpong
dibubros not like this
alonso bros....
oh no no no chelshit sissies
>play 3 centre backs>still allow the opponent to head the ball twice
Ahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahhahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahaha
CHELSEA SUCKS DICK
you're getting fucked like a rentboy
the bellingham stopper got beaten for the initial header there
Literally three center backs surrounding the Brentford goal scorer. Chelsea are so bad at defending
what the fuck is henderson's problem
>>157793136Hopefully some fit bumblebees in the crowd if that's the case m8, nowatimean
chelsea's experienced pros
We're the mighty Rentboys. We won't back down. We'll score 5 in a minute.
>>157793164>>157793098>>157792721are you ok lad
CHELSHIT Chelshit chelshitchelshit Chelshit CHELSHIT
for me it's london eats on the second monitor
>>157793185Score with 5 men more like LMAO
Chelsea united /chug/ general when?
Fofana is ass they should play that academy product with a hard to spell last name
pedro beto>>157793192chelsea are homosexual prostitutes
basque managers and their consequences have been a disaster for the english premier league
>>157793200not a big enough club
In 2022, the British Crown Prosecution Service (CPS) confirmed that "rent boy" is a homophobic slur and thus punishable as a hate crime.lmao
>>157793204Standing flat footed all the time. He’s just pure ass
Post the damned slags before I piss myself
>sangare onrip chelshit
>Hickey onokay, now I'm interested.
>>157793209Iraola isn’t a memester like Xabi
>>157793204what were they thinking
Chelsea should've brought Van Hecke and Van de Ven they'd work wonders in Xabi's system
more like bozobeck
MORE BLACKS
Cole Palmer is shit
pedro KWABo
>>157793255kek
>>157793260Good when he's good and bad when he's bad
E R ARA
>>1577932452 good signings in that list at best.
Who is this garden gnome playing midfield for Chelsea
its actually in the rules that you can HEEM the little ginger cunt
PENALTY FOR ARGENTINA
This little migga’s actually crying
>>157793291kek what a fucking manlet bitch
>>157793291Shawn Michaels vs. Hulk Hogan-tier overselling
>>157793089He actually is
>Chelshit
get's one to a-finkin' about how shit spurs is
This autistic basque will get fired before Christmas because he refuses to play 4-4-fucking 2.
corner corner corner corner
>>157793243>>157793139>>157793260>>157793312Stfu retard
is it just me or does kelleher look like JD Vance?
There is a player on the bench called Mahdi Nicoll-Jazuli and he obviously isn't real
>>157793327no you
is that *THE* diouf? the shitter from west ham who's one of the worst footballers i've seen in recent times?
forgot about diouf and his ears
>>157793342>shrek earsyeah it's him
Fribu keep a clean sheet challenge
>>157793342afraid it surely do be
You were right, chelsea's defense is dogshitdibu did nothing wrong
EASYASY
LOOOOOOL
FODASSE
BZZZZZZZZZZZ
Get fucked chelshit
how do you say "it's over" in posh west London?
kek
>2 >2 >2 >2 >2 >2 >2 >2 >2 >2 >2 >2 >2 >2 >2 >2 >2 >2
ITS OGRE
the bras are ridiculous
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>157793342There are hundreds of footballing Dioufs, how can anyone keep track of specific ones?
BEST LEAGUE
most dangerous lead
IT IS WELL AND TRULY OVER
>easy tap in>takes shirt off
>>157793327Xabi and Chelsea are shit, cope harder
The Xabineta crashed...
Great save first time desu
>>157793378you could specify their nationality
>Xabitch Alonson
>>157793353Don't you dare to kapparot your boy Alonso's mediocrity into the players.
RENT RENT RENT RENT RENT RENT RENT RENT RENT RENT RENT RENT RENT RENT RENT RENT RENT RENT RENT RENT
>>157793377Cundy never does Fridays sadly nor does he turn up if Chelsea are playing late because he does Chelsea TV commentary He'll video call in though
>>157793375what are they for?
>yellow for taking shirt offwoke nonsense
>achimpmong
>>157793395African.
>interviews DURING the gameoh fuck off
Have chelshit fans start turning on Xabi yet?
what the fuck is this
Why are they saying Booooorco? His name is Barco.
>>157793426fucking awfulglad i pirate this slop
>but he went undefeated in the blunderliga oder so
Remove this shit
They’ll be stopping the game to interview the captains soon enough.
>A fucking interview in the middle of the gameIs this NBA?
I will be playing midfield for Chelsea midweek in the FA Cup, support me anons in my first match
what the FUCK is this
>>157793386CANNN YOUUU HEARR MEEEE ASTRID WETTTTT?
>laqueef
Pretty sure the last homegrown teen Chelsea gave a debut too died in the same game.
>>157793457mouyes era was a simpler time 2bh
dibu is literal garbage lmao
based chant
>>157793476Its crazy because honestly at the begining of the season if you point out that this team has proven nothing to make us a title contender and that many teams are mostly likely ahead of us you get massively downvoted and called negative. People really thought we were on arsenal's level out of no where just because we have no europe. This team time and time again always fails to get constent good results and always fails when it matters. We are the arsenal of 2010s honestly, mentally weak, fails to grind out a win when it matters, try to play pretty possession football,players get injured all the time and a top 4 finish with maybe a cup would be considered a success. This is what we are now and we have to accept it. I made my peace with it.
>>157793455Modern day Tea Party. Americans are ruining what is yours, again.
>>157793476chelsea supporters demanded experience so they signed retirees
Just seen the 2nd goal>Sharter
>>157793476Diogo Costa was right there
>>157793460If Rosenior was the one in charge of us from the start of the season, we would have been hearing calls for his head by now. Not anti Xabi but he has showed no improvement in any of our glaring issues. We have conceded at least 2 goals in every game he has been in charge of. He is doing something extremely wrong and he still hasn't figured out what yet. Horrible game. Horrible series of games. Getting dominated by small teams but being saved by the best attack in the league
>>157793476There's a reason no one serious went in for him when he was winning those meme awards at Villa.
>>157793414"Sports science"
>>157793489I'm watching USA network and didn't get the interviewlooks like bongs are doing it to themselves
>>157793476He was never very good at Villa, so many clangers
howling at the chants
>>157793466There’s a definite player quality issue in midfieldBut it seems there’s more issues than that, systemic issues. We pressed better today for the first 30 mins then reverted to season formWe seriously struggle to move the ball out from our keeper through to our attack.Our front 3 when they receive passes often have to carry the ball for 30,40 yards because we sit so deep and struggle to get outThis team is finished...we just aren't that team and im tired of pretending, tired of being optimistic...1) haven't beaten Arsenal in 5 years2) haven't beaten city in 5 years3) all this talk of title charge and we can't even beat Brentford at home in 5 years either!!!!Wake up, this is max a top 5 team...max
>leaves>team losesApologize!
>stung by the bees>pecked by the seagulls>mauled by the tigers
>>157793502ah say no more
>>157793457Im not surprised, people here were way too overhyped with Xabi and couple new signings. Infact this is exactly what I expected.No midfield, end of honeymoon and attack losing fire because backline does fuck all. This is actualy more expected than us winning all these games so Im not sure why the meltdown.When we have the same manager and dont have to sign 15 new players every summer; when we have stability we will maybe be back. Maybe.I guarantee you were going to see igor Thiago links again because he scored against our shit defenceThese lot are living off the Chelsea of olds nameThey can’t make connection that they’ve made our team drastically worse so shit players score against us constantlyit sums up everything that’s wrong with this club they believe in the failure they’ve built
>>157793484this is an absolutely spot on description of you guys. maybe in 10 years you might win a league but you have a team of mental midgets
>americans pronounce lacroix as "lacroy"
these rehearsed set pieces are comedicI'm sure he has good ideas but these players are 0 IQ
>>157793508Come back, TBoehlzCome baaack
>>157793414They help the coaching staff to keep track of player's stats such as distance covered or how much they are lactating.
The private equity blues are in deep trouble. I think one more low iq nigger is needed to turn around these results.
>>157793521>Chelsea of oldChelsea of recent he meansChelsea of old were even worse than fucking Spurs
Score one more goals, you stupid fucks!
Back to midtable you go chelshit
se acabo
>Chelsea can't man ageYou hate to see it
>>157793492that's what I do in EA Sports FC 25 For the Club™ to bring the average age up so I don't get fired
>>157793473I’m Just so confused. Set piece coach that hasn’t improved the set pieces. Cant score off of set pieces or defend. All these young “phenoms” have zero impact. Clear needs at certain positions that get ignored. This transfer strategy doesn’t work. Genuinely feels like Chelsea gets outplayed every matchweek lol. Any win just feels like a carry job by Joao or Cole. Man Some players on this squad just look fucking limited. Neto. Fofana. The simplest shit they can’t complete. Wild. Dark days lads, it’s gonna be a long season, these players are social media players, they’ll have fun in training and in media events, not a single winner in this entire squad.We sold 2 world cup winners this summer, those are players you keep.I said it last week and the week before. Winners are seen as toxic by losers, the board does not want winners who kick up a fuss, they want losers who will play cute football and who they can sell for big money.
>cant get worseoh yes it fucking can
lul
>>157793528uhh wtf is it meant to be pronounced as???
ice truck killer takes another victim
kekkeeeeekKEEEEEEEEEK
alonso is a fraud
Moshi moshi, defense?
cheeky 3rd HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
TOPKEK
STUNGBYTHEBEES
AHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>157793476He's still better than Sanchez, but you are also right
>>157793550Fijinto
TOTALCHELSEAHUMILIATION
>>157793550la quahre
>>157793540AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YYYYYYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
See you for the London championship Brentford
>>157793473golden time. half time slags, quick wanks, time with mum and dad before going down the local for three and into town with the lads for a few more and a late night. no eight hours of gooning to tiktok single mums on a second screen and days of regret.
Stungtung
CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT
mud brothers innit
Is it crazy to think Xabi might be sacked before De Zerbi?
AIN'T NOTHING GOING ON BUT THE RENT
Are you Rosenior on disguise?
Chelsea should grab Southgate before United does it.
YIKES
We are well and truly in our banter period and I can't see it ending any time soon.Clownlake really have turned us in to a joke. We lost 2 world cup winners and we need that mentality more than ever.The reality is though the ownership don't want that. They want silky players who won't kick up a fuss and that they can flip for a nice profit.Chelsea is done, CFC LDN is what now exists.
>>157793558>I-Is not my superDibu fault it's the defense!!!!Cope subchampion
>>157793573>>157793540what bet did you have?
Xabi sisters...
I'm genuinely feeling annoyed that we didn't beat these shitters last week now
>>157793550Lah-crrrwah
>JP Morgan
>>157793593Over 2.5 goals in the match.
Sacked el manana, sacked el manana
Great corner. Did the set pieces coach planned it that way?
>>157793586Watched full first half but missed most of the second, but takeaway is that we still need better central defenders (and of course our midfield isn’t up to it in this league). Lacroix just ain’t it, at least not yet. Poor decision-making and on second goal he plays him onside, his body position is all wrong as he should’ve shaded toward the runner much earlier since there was nothing on on the side he was looking at, and then he’s very slow in recovery. Not a fan of his right now.We have the worst defense in the league. Colwill looks worse than badiashille, fofana has brain farts, and Lacroix being our no1 CB is just depressing. So so poor. This was some incredibly poor squad building. Also no third string striker, midfield depth has already been called out as being non-existent, no back up center backs to our already atrocious starting center backs. This is gonna be a long season
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
Chug
>>157793598Sack watch?
>>157793591>club are literally world champions>noooo it's not enough!kek. what a clown
>>157793550la-kwab
you have to simply take off your hat and congratulate brentford on winning their champions league final tonight
Brentford are the ultimate humblers. They routinely expose and humiliate the big 6 on the reg while themselves being an unpretentious plucky little club.
You've just been stung by the bees!
Its not xabi's fault, what the fuck are you supposed to do with levi colwill, acheampong, gusto, hato and fofana as your defenders? Cucurella and reece james were the only decent defenders they had in the last 3 years and one left, the other is always injured
>>157793615He left on a free, why the fuck are they doing this?
its mad that these shit little clubs like Brentford and Brighton and Bournemouth randomly are bestowed with teams like theseit's like Accrington Stanley being in the Champions League or Forest Green winning a World Cup
>>157793607I’ve actually never been “_____ out” but Xabi has like 2-3 games left. How many games into the season does it take to realize your tactics are not at all helping our SHAMBOLIC defenders?He should have fought tooth and nail to keep Enzo or pick up a suitable replacement in midfield but sure let’s trot out Hendo and Barco (who I have no problem with but let’s be serious)All I will say is that our problems were created at board level, but we really didn't deserve anything worse than a draw from that. They didn't do anything despite a 3 goal win, deflection, rebound and then the third was Barco and Martinez showing they just aren't good enough for us.Ultimately, it's annoying is fuck that the three main areas we struggled in today, GK, Barco and CF were the three areas we've sold/loaned starting quality players
>>157793592>I-it's not the fault of my fraud who plays meme 3-4-3, got raped by Gasperini and sacked by Real Madrid in 3 monthsPure basque copium.
>chelshit
How many good defenders does 116 million buy you these days
>>157793634He asked to have his contract terminated and Brentford obliged because he's because he's 36 and shit.
>>157793633you aren't wrong but he could at least mediate the situation by playing 4-4-2 or something. chelsea gape wider than my whore ex
>>157793636>shit little clubs
ok its clear why liverpoo SNUBBED alonso hes the definition of a fraud
It’s ok, Lelsea will spend another £250mil in January, only to be mauled by tiger striped bees again
>>157793546so wise lad. so wise
Lampard IN
>>157793658Who's this fridge?
THAT'S THE WAY (UH HUNH UH HUNH)WE STING YOU (UH HUNH UH HUNH)
>No Premier League side has conceded more goals than Chelsea this season (11)
Lmao that fat little lad shedding a tear getting Thiago's shirt, ahahaha based
Girlfriend keeps bullying me telling me that I look like the Brentford coach. I always knew I looked like a Jew.Fuck this match btw
Many such cases
>>157793678no judgement, but 11 is the gayest number under 69
>>157793700dumbo ears too
the vibes seem great over in west london, brentford fans havin a blast
>>157793713ah its wrong anyway theyve let in 12
>>157793713it's not, though
>>157793718im in south west. i hear it's good but i dont leave my flat so who knows
Arsenal are gonna win the title again....
>>157793732it's two willys
>>157793673>Jordynne Gracehttps://x.com/JordynneGrace/status/1500110313357783047
>>15779373211 is literally two erect cocks about to fight until they white wee wee over each other lad
>>157793716That’s exactly how mine will look once I reach his age
>>157793629You overestimate how important Chelsea are to anyone else mate. They're a joke club not even in europe. It's a routine win.
>>157793736That has been evident since match day 1
the three B teams
>>157793744>>157793768what about 10?
>>157793736>A team with zero RBs is going to win the league>A team playing 17 year old at CB is going to win the league>A team who's best player is a dead man walking due to over work>A team who's best attacker has hamstrings made of sugar glass>A team who can't score goals is going to win the leagueCity are going to walk the league and the only thing stopping them doing it is if the PL actually get off their fat arses and deduct them points.
>woke up>type "epl" on google>it's 3-0 for BrentfordWTF???
>>157793835Timber is backKonsa and Gabriel are startersThere's rotation in the midfield, so Rice isn't playing 95 min every three daysKai is a healthy manArsenal have scored as manny goals as Manchester City have thus far (8)
>>157793826penis and vagine is not gay lad
>>157793891hmm i guess 11 is the most gay, then. I recant my earlier post.
>>157793736The new no-wrestling rule on corners will hamstring them
>>157793922Hasn't hurt so far eh
>>157793835Delusional
>>157793835Meanwhile, in reality
>>157794021he's right, though. When Kai inevitably gets injured, where will the goals come from?
>>157794033Kai was injured most of last season and Gyok got 21Not ideal but enough for a title
