If you know, you know.
please fuck my ass!!
>>157792418The Buffalo Williams
Apparently Chiefs fans are all weeb furries. Bizarre.
Holy fuck the media is sucking off the Bills and their mid qb today
>>157792465Maybe your team should win a TNF game and the media will suck your team off on friday morning too.
Reminder that Temujin is a latina woman pretending to be a man. She also lives in norcal.
Chiefs are undefeated btw
>>157792435You say this, but don't look like this
Nick Right
>>157792418What social economical factor makes Louisiana the best state at producing nfl players
Raiders will beat the chargers and send them into a death spiral
>>157792500He's right tho. Josh Allen gets all of this praise and adulation then 4 months later he chokes in the playoffs.
>>157792517Buy an ad fag
>>157792485That’s Wolfs to you
>>157792513>Louisiana the best state at producing nfl playersFlorida, Georgia, Texas, and California are better
1-0 > 0-1
>>157792536chat is this true?
>>157792513>we are getting up there slowly. We have St Brown and this funnily named Marlin Klein
nfl is just too gay now. literally gay like caleb williams, but also too much YN culture
>>157792548No. I’ll explain later
>>157792526
>>157792485>Sunday’swhy are they like this
>>157792566Oh wow
>>157792561He's playing way better than the mutt is
you're spinning me around my feet are off the ground
>>157792578so is he going to the super bowl or will he lose in the playoffs again?
>>157792561Is he on top of mahomes mountain?
>>157792578Only in the regular season.
>>157792566Thats formerly french and spanish territories no? Has Anglo cuisine ruined athleticism?
>>157792597It’s just black people
>>157792500kek it's true
Redzone is soulless. Never watch redzone.
>>157792586>>157792592Who cares but the Chiefs probably won't even make the playoffs lmao
>>157792608I have to, my Fox station is showing a shitty game instead.
Chiefs haters fixate exclusively on Mahomes it’s very odd. Every time we win they’re like “well but Josh is better! Look look, see Mahomes’ passing chart! washed!” Ok but the Chiefs won and would rape the Bills in the ‘offs with this team… “But JOSH!! > MAHOMES!!” Ok dude
>>157792592False
>>157792623Mahomes can't even throw the ball 10 yards down the field
>>157792617Just watch a pirate stream bro. If they won't serve you the product you want it's morally right to use a free stream.
>>157792627
josh allen has never lost a postseason game. his defense however
>>157792635And we won 31-10
>>157792627Damn surely he’s won his conference at least once. Post Josh Allen’s Lamar Hunt trophy.
I watched Josh in the playoffs with no Mahommes and he made one of the most looney tunes idiotic plays I've ever seen
>>157792635Because that was the gameplan genius. They were trying to mitigate the pass rush with the Benson at LT and didn’t give any time for passing plays to develop. The gameplan was spam run and only throw the ball if you can do it under 1.5 seconds. Learn ball
>>157792644
>>157792566>Jarvis, pull up the map of American states by IQ
>>157792645>we>>157792661>the gameplan was to make Mahomes look like shitLmfao
>>157792636NEVER I'd sooner listen on the radio.
>>157792684That's just silly
Every hotel room got the Josh Allen chair.
>>157792627GOAT Wild Card Round statpadder desu. Nobody else matches him when it comes to that.
I am a member of Chiefs Kingdom. I am represented by the team on the field and their victories are my own. When they win, I win. When they win, you lose. Deal with it.
My panthers will meme their way to the owl and lose
>>157792699So in other words you have HIV from sharing needles
>watching my nephew play Corner in CFB27 Road to Glory >misses every tackle, gets beat badly on every passing play, gives up multiple TDs>is still in the gameDo you just never get benched for being shit?
mahomes is a reidbabby. andy reid made mcnabb and alex look good. therefore it’s impossible mahomes is the best ever. tim brody did it with different coaches
>>157792695It's not as good as baseball, but radio football is very enjoyable.
>>157792731sounds like my loins should draft him
>>157792597>southBlack pipo>iowaFarm boy tight ends
>>157792740i like when they say “they’re going from left to right on your dial” like an old timey radio call
>>157792608Broadcast has commercials. Always watch redzone
it warms my heart that I can always log on to /nfl/ and laugh at the subhuman queefs with the rest of you bros. I always know bros like kiwi and everyone else has my back when we remind these cheat hicks that their mutt quarterback is a psyop and they’re not welcome here. unironically here’s a toast to you lot. cheers
yikes
>>157792784Oh almost forgot, Go Rams
>>157792485so are the jest and cardinals
>>157792789Still made it to the Super Bowl before Josh Allen
>>157792500William B. Davis just isn't as powerful as Nick it would seem
>>157792608I love redzone
>>157792789reffies will carry them to a victory in week 2 because rodgers called out the kikes and the orange migapedo
>>157792797Flukiest super bowl run I've ever seen
>>157792561Always saw Romo’s “Mr. January” nickname for Josh Allen as derogative, and he kept using that nickname for that one AFC Championship game.
>>157792597Northern states play other sports
>>157792699The only legitimate >we in the NFL is the Broncos and Wal-Mart employees.
>>157792784
>>157792797This will never not be funny
My Chargies!
>>157792810I had Walmart shares for a while so I feel like I can say “we”, might rebuy them so I can return to being a Denver owner/fan
Joshie gottem boilin today lmao
>unironically here’s a toast to you lot. cheersNaturally the Detoilet Chiefs anti does the neckbeard Britspeak thing
>>157792834maybe he is brittish.
>>157792597>>157792566Mormon evangelism to places like Samoa and Nigeria is showing up in Utah and Wyoming being over represented on this map. No idea about Iowa and Nebraska other than cornfed memes.
What is the WWII equivalent of the Buffalo Bills 2025 season?
>>157792834detroit livin rent free in yo head
>>157792834sorry, I forgot that proper English makes “dyslexic” queef retards seethe
>>157792500the nose knows. kek at the fuckin beak
>>157792418Man the cake looks taste this year... maybe a lick of the frosting won't hurt...
>>157792627this is one of those things that is way less impressive with context. Top 2 seeds used to not play wildcard games at all. You compare this to his other playoff numbers and it looks like he's just beating up on shitters
>>157792627Wins?
Joshy being the only QB in history really makes those hot heads seethe like crazy.
8-man high school ball, now that’s what it’s all about. no flashy celebrations, fits and chains, contract bullshit, just pure football in the heart of america. love of the game
>>157792832Why doesn't he do this when he scores?He'd have the whole stadium acting up
>>157792856Of whom could that literally ever be said
Murray is out for Sunday. It's Wentz time again.
>>157792805I can post Maye’s Lamar Hunt trophy. Can’t post Allen’s LOL.
is it, dare i say? a joshie induced melty?
reminder kiwibitch is mahomes owned
Hunts mentioned!
>>157792661Shanahan had the same gameplan against the Rams pass rush and Purdy looked 10x better
>>157792884There is no way this nigga would have been ready in a week.
https://syndicate32.com/simulator
>>157792884the Vikings are an embarrassing franchisetheir logo is too cool and they've had entirely too much talent to be ringless losers
>>157792914>Shanahan had the same gameplan against the Rams pass rushNot at all
>>157792915At least Vikings are taking concussions seriously.
Patriots were the perfect villains of the league I don’t think we’ll ever go back to this kino
>>157792914Purdy's left tackle is Trent Williams and they did not need to gameplan to save his blindside the same way the Chiefs with UDFA Khalil Benson for a quarterback coming from an ACL injury you enormous fucking know nothing typical Chiefs anti idiot
I saw Goblin Murray crawling across my wall, so I captured him with a glass and a piece of paper. Flushed that nasty little freak down the toilet.
>>157792942KEK
>>157792884>Wince timeMy condolences
What if Gayleb gets spooked and throws 3 picks and loses, huh? What then?
>>157792784What the fuck am I reading
>>157792995kiwibitch on a VPN
>>157792418OP posting like a Bills fan in the 60s, what a glorious era1964>Bob Dylan's The Times They Are a-Changin' is released >The Beatles appear on the Billboard magazine charts for the first time.>The Beatles arrive in the United States and are greeted by thousands of screaming fans at New York's Kennedy Airport.>The Beatles appear on The Ed Sullivan Show.> Billboard Magazine reports that sales of Beatles records make up 60% of the entire singles market>The Beatles occupy all five top positions on Billboard's Hot 100 with their singles "Can't Buy Me Love", "Twist and Shout", "She Loves You", "I Want to Hold Your Hand", and "Please Please Me".>The Beatles' first film, A Hard Day's Night, is released>Elvis Presley's 14th motion picture, Kissin' Cousins is released to theaters>The Rolling Stones release their eponymous début album>The Rolling Stones start their first U.S. tour.>The Rolling Stones perform on The Ed Sullivan Show for the first time>The Who begin destroying guitars and drums on stage.>The Kinks release their iconic single "You Really Got Me".>Simon & Garfunkel release their debut album, >Also big: Beach Boys, Dean Martin, Marvin Gaye, Jimi Hendrix >>157792435How the Bills experience went since then:>please fuck my ass!!
>>157792885don't call it that
>>157792983he's already played Flores 4x and has (0) pickseven with Eberflunk coaching Caleb had 340 yards and 2 TD against a way more talented Viking D in '24
the shitsburgh steelturds vs the new gayland fagtriots
>>157792465Go bills and go sabers!!!! And fuck u woooooo!
>>157793027This time it may be different.
>fake gaye made a super bowl before allen
>>157793041>two franchises with merely 6 rings>tworetardsfighting.jpgKeeeeeekkkk couldn't be my Chiefs of 5 years from now
>>157793058He must have a bunch of rings.
i hate josh mcdaniels
>>157792806Romo seemed to not like the bills. I remember seeing people holding sign dissing him. Now romo is washed after his DUI.
Mansoor Delane has intercepted 100% of passes Bo Nix has thrown in his direction
>>157793075I'm glad Romo got fired.
>Bungles
My Berds are possibly getting bootyblasted by the sea chickens
>>157793076How did this Chiefs intellectual know?
>>157793082If he goes down in that game he retires
JOE REDDIT JUST GOT INJURED AGAIN
Burrow or McCaffreyWho would you trust to help carry your groceries without injury?
>>157793083Your birds are the favorites though
joeybaumsworld ducking the Swarm like the frail bitch he is kek
>>157793082>>157793099>>157793103At this point you almost have to wonder if he’s just lazy and doesn’t work out
>>157793082and I'm supposed to think he's elite because?? The best stat is availability.
>>157793154He beat mutthomes once in the playoffs o algo
>>157792418>even the blacks don’t like him
>>157793145I honestly think he's more soft than injury-prone. For instance when he was sidelined an entire season with turf toe. Mahomes finished the playoffs and won a super bowl with that injury. QBs should be tougher than Burrow is, like Stafford refusing to go out with a disclocated shoulder and leading a game winning drive. Burrow would never do that
>>157793082Joey Miscommunication
>>157792465how can the literal mvp be mid
>>157793184Haters are having their cope session today.
>Chiefs vs Broncos posting still going on after Monday NightThey won't stop until one team is dead
>>157793055dahlin and thompson should go to a bills game
>>157793184Black skin
>>157793126>>157793083I feel better if Emmanwori is back but hopefully the offensive is better too.
>>157793190VERY “heated rivalry”
who's the greatest athlete from buffalo, gronk or patrick kane?
Why doesn’t even one team this year look strong on both sides of the ball?
>>157793219*ahem*The Jacksonville Jaguars
>>157792465Queefoids are NOT taking the Mutthomes fall off gracefully.
>>157793190They’re never gonna stop newfaggot that’s what a division rivalry is
>>157793219>TrevGOD want to know your location
>>157793219Ravens
Joe Burrow is the modern Sam Bradford, but Sam Bradford wasn't gifted a generational WR
>>157793221>>157793229SLAYER OF THE BROWNS
>>157793221>>157793229Anyone will look amazing against the Browns
>>157793219Was supposed to be the Xhe Cawks, but ghost bitch dun torn his bussy cheek off the bone.Was also supposed to be the super team Rams but Garrett scammed them and they got really sleepy.
I created a script to predict.thoughts?https://pastebin.com/10S2gaGh
>>157793253>supposed to benot what was asked, you dumb swine
>>157793259Did it watch the game last night
>>157793265I could hold you down and do whatever I wanted to you and no one would be brave enough to stop me. Lower your tone when you >(You) me.
And we love Mina here.
>>157793278i dont think u could
>>157793219It’s my Chiefs. We scored 31 before Mahomes has even been asked to throw yet. Let alone when we add Tyreek in the Fall
>>157793278Owned that fucking sissy.
>>157793300>we
>>157793299talmbout levels to this game B. Youre not that guy
>>157793304thats Josh Simmons anon please respect his wishes and don't question why he's posting here instead of practicing
i have the biggest dick ITT right nowgo bears
Ladd McConkey outNico Collins outBurrow questionableKyler Murray out
New Mina pic!!! PEACE and LOVE to all the CHUDS!!!
>>157792799
>>157793324Josh Simmons also out
Goof will always Goof and it's time Detroit fans come to terms with that.
>>157793330where r her boobies
With Browns QB situation in the gutter, ex-Baker Mayfield on deck, what is their plan?with a 0-1 start in the 2026 season, a poor showing at the Jacksonville Jaguars, and ex-quarterback Baker Mayfield on deck in Week 2, it begs the question: What are the Browns getting at here? With their quarterback situation so clearly in disarray, what is their plan moving forward?
It's my opinion that we should start killing sports media people and producers regularly
>>157793334>Josh Simmons Is this a professional football player?"
>>157793334Trade him now.
Texans start 0-2
>>157793343Baker’s gotta let this shit go. He talks like he’s Mahomes
update on that bills player who died?
>it's an every team that loses to the Bills collapses and everyone says they had an easy schedule episodekek
>>157793360Both teams will lose the Cincy at Texans game
>>157793376sore shoulder should be good week 3
Chargers are beating the Bills week 3
>>157793383The Bills have a piss easy schedule.
>>157793383yeah but its also an episode where the bills lose in playoffs so it all evens out
>>157792418>iKikeLMAO
Honest question, doesnt it bothers americans that there is such a big time gap between one season and another, and that rosters change constantly? Also players can last like 3 years in the league then retire.>we have other sportsYeah but they are so different that i doubt that one guy that is heavily into Nfl will just treat baseball or basketball or hockey as equally funny
>>157793413Yeah but your team misses the playoffs
>>157793406Not only are they losing they'll be 0-3. Raiders will pull off the upset Sunday
My DC is on instagram liking IG baddies
>>157793360TRADE FOR GOOF
>>157793404huh, I didn't realize turning your head that far hurts the shoulder
>>157793429eh its looking like another Chiefs make make playoffs and probably the Super Bowl arc for the team I am a fan of
>It’s the Bo Nix era now! W-we’re winning the AFC West from now on! You just gotta Bolieve! Broncos country… let’s pray!
>>157793338In my mouth
>>157793456Mahomes will need to break his penis if the rest of the AFC stands any chance
>>157793462I want her to kick me in the balls
>>157793501It won’t be because of him. The Chiefs D isn’t getting enough buzz, and everyone already knows about the ground game. He’ll once again be carried to another ring
>>157793230The Colts haven't won their division since 2014. Their offensive prowess last year was grossly overrated. Taylor is old and has a history of fumbling. Jones has a history of fumbling, interceptions, and injuries.
>>157793406I wanna believe
>>157793517You really don't.
1. Brady2. Peyton3. Mahomes4. Rodgers5. Allen6. Brees
>>157793539>animeconsidering you don't have any sissy boy
>>157793559anime website
>>157793406win or lose we still have mina and her smile
>>157793551Worst post in /nfl/ history
brett favre is obviously top 10
>>157793518No what’s scary is that despite your cope Mahomes will get back to form by the playoffs and then you can add a top 3 all time QB to everything else you mentioned. And then you can also realize we have one of the youngest teams in the league and Kenneth Walker for 3 years and do the math on that.
prepare that bussy herby
>>157793572Still doesn't exclude you from being a gay fag. Post away.
mina pitties
what are the dullphins looking forward to
>>157793595>>157793660>>157793330>>157791756
>>157793660>stupid tattoo ideas
>>157793660>skipped bicep day
>>157793640Mahomes is washed. You'll go to the owl but it will be similar to the Seahawks last season. K9 and defense. Mahomes will be Darnold tier but that's all that's needed
>>157793684I don't think she is. If she is it is a double edge sword. In the plus column, pregnant women are beautiful. On the minus side, last time she was pregnant she barely posted any pics.>>157793660>>157793687>>157793696
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>157793717>You'll go to the owlAnon is poor an cannot afford a ticket and there's no way in hell he plays for the team so you really are stupid or just dumb.
>>157793738Asses need to be fucked
>>157793738Somebody put this mutt to sleep!!
>>157793738fuck off kiddie diddler
>>157793343I wonder how many beat reporters for the Falcons are being stalked by Baker Mayfield Orlando Ledbetter is one of the senior ones, about to turn 60. He joined the Atlanta Journal-Constitution in 2003 and has covered the Atlanta Falcons since the 2005 season, when Baker Mayfield was in 4th grade (elementary school).>He is a member of the Pro Football Hall of Fame Selection Committee, including the Hall's Seniors Committee. He served as the 26th president of the Pro Football Writers of America during the 2013–14 seasonsConnection to Browns:>His first NFL sportswriter job out of college was sportswriter for The Cincinnati Enquirer. While there he covered the Cincinnati Bengals, Ohio State football and basketball, and high school sports.
What does Justin Herbert have that I dont?
>>157793760for some reason, $300 million dollars
>>157793762This does not happen
>>157793760Unrealised potential
This is not a bait post. I mean this genuinely. Guys, it's been 4 years of middling stats for Mahomes. His era-adjusted passer rating has been 106, 104, 97. This year I don't know it's probably like 80 or something. Where 100 means average. 115 is roughly pro-bowl. Brady, from 2001-2006, never had a rating that low. During his now-retconned and alleged "game manager years" (in reality elite production, universally considered top 2-4 from 2003-2006). At some point this has to start counting, right? When can we start to suspect that his other worldly start was mostly a product of Reid, Kelce, and Hill, combined with his great ability, of course, but not "GOAT-tier", all things considered. If it comes to pass that Mahomes' success was highly sensitive to his initial conditions, and not more "universal" like Brady and Peyton who showed they can succeed anywhere at the very highest level, and did so consistently with hardly any dips. Certainly no dips that last HALF A DECADE. If this ends up being brought to bear, how far could he slip down the all-time list? It seems comical now, but just a few seasons ago some were saying he might be on par with Brady.
>>157793760heterosexual sex
>>157793347He's the next Trent Williams
>>157793787Nah. Gay cartoons as an adult and loneliness does happen.
team name origin tierlist
>>157793760the choice between khazar and hapa pussy every night
>>157793807*Treat Williams
>>157793760You're baiting me to say Madison Beer
>>157793829
>>157793845I have that shirt that the guy in the back is wearing
Based patriots.https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1789755995464894.mp4
>>157793802He owes at least 2 rings to Steve Spagnola or however his name is spelled
>>157793645OUTTA MY WAY YOU RAIDFUCKING SHITS!
>>157793847bet you're 5x as fat as that spic
>>157793184He has never won a legitimate MVP.
jaylen waddle among the most overdrafted this year huh
Josh Allen is so coolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gOT9h2Nilw
>>157793874waist line we are probably similar but judging from this video im probably taller
>>157793829>>157793845Imagine wearing her skin. Probably comfy as hell.
>has the flu>scores 5 TDs and wins mahomes would never
>>157793845She absolutely mogs Taylor and Hailee
Everytime the Lions lose the media in lock-step with 4chan and Reddit (same thing)>windows closed>"this may of been our only shot">"bet they miss Ben Johnson xD">"Jared Goof"Has any team made everyone collectively seethe as hard as this Lions team? All they did was make it to an NFCCG and everyone is still butthurt about it, I dont get it
>>157793901>DA FLUUUUUUUUUnice how many rings did he win for winning da FLUU game
what did mina mean by this?
I pretend to know what I'm talking about in this general but I don't know any formations or plays or strategies, and only know surface level statistics.
>>157793918GET THIS MAN A TALKSHOW NOWNOWNOWNOW!!!!!!!!!!!
>>157793918lmao retard doesnt know himself, you obviously know Spider Y 2 Banana is anon
>>157793913>how many BWC will it be tonight ma'am?
>>157793902She doesn't mog prime Taytay. That's ridiculous. Taytay was a 9+ at her best (face-wise). Madison is probably a 7.5. (with all those surgeries).She is more beautiful than Hailee though.Unless you mean overall sexiness, in which case Taytay's height can start to count against her. But even then, if you just mean sex appeal, they're both effectively maxed out.
>>157793918You can start by learning by learn common defensive fronts and coverages/pattern matching rules. Then you could play Madden to learn passing and run concepts and how to read a defense.
>>157793902half right
>>157793902nah
>>157793918Strongest /nfl/ poster
>>157792783Redzone has commercials now
>>157793918been watching football since the 90s and idk what the difference between free safety and strong safety
>>157793960I think Kyle Hamilton plays like 6 different positions on defense so there isn't actually a difference
>>157793938Tay Tay has a used up roast beef sandwhich Madison is prime Khazarian cooter of the finest order
is sleep the new meta?
>>157793970That's why I said prime Taytay
>>157793918https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Y2pNV6cjdM
>>157793802Smart fans knew age and injuries would cause Mahomes to drop out of the GOAT conversation and lead to a slide in performance. It was predicted in this general long before it happened. It was also predicted on YouTube. Mahomes is not a pocket passer. He's a rushing QB; the minor difference between him and other rushers is that he uses his legs to wait for coverage to break down before he throws a pass instead of just running for yards as often as he can. Now that he can't run as well as he used to he'll average seasons to below average seasons for the rest of career. He'll still make the hall but he won't be in the GOAT conversation any more than Hurts or Darnold.
>>157793955they heard our complaints and are reducing ads
>>157793802It’s literally just sub-par receiving corps, fatigue from going to the super bowl every year and Matt Nagy. He won his last MVP throwing to Juju Smith Shuster and MVS. You’re not contextualizing his performances because you want to believe what you’re saying rather than actually properly assessing it.
/nfl/ fanbase fren power ranking after week 1 >giants>cardinals>jaguars>falcons>jets>bengals>buccaneers>saints>pantherscant include my vikies because it would be biased!
>>157794007private company, they can do what they want. you consented to it
>>157794017also honorable mention goes to the bills and canadian packers fan
Cowboys fans gave up after 1 game lol
>>157793885elaborate
>>157793918i know every intricate detail of ball but pretend to be a retard for fun
>>157792566>best>mostpick one
>>157793913she wants my rock hard 2 incher
Bussy
>>157794014Kelce also had 1338 yards. Over 400 more than 2nd place TE. Also most TDs.
>>157792919>pats 10-7>SoS isn't .250 this year
>>157794057soon.
>>157793759I don't think you know how PR works, he literally pays someone $150k/year to scour the internet for anyone talking about him. His PR firm is probably on this website as we speak, reading your post
>>157793759Think what a sad story that must be to tell, his Atlanta career was covering the era of:Vick>Two failed playoff campaigns that both came to an end @Philly (were Vick would later go to give them two failed playoff campaigns of their own). That was his whole playoff careerMatt Ryan>6 failed playoff campaigns. That was his whole playoff career. 5th one was the iconic choke vs the Patriots (28-3) with ATL offense play caller Kyle Shanahan and ATL defensive play caller Dan Quinn. 6th and final playoff campaign was win @LAR (Goff), knocked out @Philly (Nick Foles)Ridder (also from Cincy so you know his heart was in to him)CousinsThe current era
>>157793360>and still sweep the jags and win the divisionhuh
>>157793524little shit
>>157794028They know the belt coming
>>157793912kek ya seethe
Washington Redskins
>>157794118and there it is
>>157794073very odd skull shape desu senpai famalama to be tbqh
It was just one game in September facing the likely AFC champ. We're still a playoff team.
I truly don't understand how there are people that don't think that Tay is peak and prime right now. Whats the issue? brown?
i need help bros. thursday, sunday and monday are not enough nfl for me. Im fucked up
>>157794118Like what even is this post...
>>157794137>the likely AFC champYou didn’t play the Jags though
>>157794136Don't look at her early life section
>>157794139this is the real TayTay without hours of work from the top make-up artists money can buy
>>157794146Ah yea... The Redskins.
>>157794139She's falling from such heights, that on the way down she's still beautiful. But she's on the way down nonetheless.
>>157794149awww you're about to get a rude awakening, duvol
>>157794156cute
>>157794117Post cuck allen’s AFC titles.
>>157794156you must be homosexual if you don't think shes attractive here
>>157794167see >>157794117
>>157794156makeup should be illegal. It's fraud on the societal level
>>157794169there are tons of men in drag that look better than taylor
>>157794065i hope my team gets himwe need bussy bad
HOW FUCKING DARE THEY
>>157794192They're at home, they can't possibly be as bad as last week.
>>157794139feet
>>157794169You must be desperate and gay if you would tap that
>>157794186you would know queer
>>157794210bussy is bussy
>>157794186Stupid sexy Europeans
JOSH ALLEN HAD THE FLU WEEK 2 AND HE IS A HERO INI OUR HOUSE END OF FUCKING STORY
>>157793524when the NFL uses you as the sacrificial lamb to open the Bills $2 billion new stadium, and all you have is a JV squad thanks to injuries
>>157794224It was cool but not as kino as Lameme's poo game
>>157794225over status?
>>157794236>slight nodkek
>>157794225I (almost) feel bad for the loins
>>157794156damn you can see some of the work she's had done
ive had it up to here with brad holmes. he had two good years then proceeded to ask for receipts as they’ve lost more games. DC isn’t great with picking coordinators either
The only joy in my life is watching football, eating junk food, and listening to music from 15+ years ago
>>157794295What about bussy?
>chiefs win>bills win>webm spammer seetheswe know what you are senor
David Montgomery or Cam Skattebo? Nico Collins is out for the Texans so they are down their WR1 and WR2, Giants are playing the Rams who won't suck as bad as they did in Australia
>>157793845isn't this the one that was cucking herbert constantly? kek
Rams have to be a world record holder in setting media markets on fire>Cleveland>LA the first time>St. Louis>Arizona>Australia
>>157794156Bitch looks like an ugly Griffith from Berserk.
it takes juan to know juan
>>157792500Hate this jew but he’s right
>>157794295Yeah footballs the only sport I watch now but I don’t even watch it live. I do something else on Sunday then just watch condensed games or the YT highlights during the week. Nothing really even brings me joy anymore. I hope I die soon or get the courage like rondale Moore to blow my head off
>>157794334Wasn't McGay the one who wanted to play in Australia so the Niners fans wouldn't take over SoFi again
MY UPSET PREDICTIONSThese are 100% true. You cannot argue. You can just take it, in your mouth, hot and fleshy.>Jaguars smoke the Broncos. People still don't know if Jags are elite or Broncos suck>Cardinals beat the Seahawks. No one understands >Giants continue the Rams clown-on-athon. Rams fanbase in shambles.And the technically upsets but not really>Commanders beat the Cowboys>Steelers beat the Patriots>Jets beat the PackersThank your for your attention to my penis
>>157794156bro wtf she looks like that tranny from euphoria lmfao
>>157794369based upset prognosticatormoneyline underdogs are the only true bets there arehave a good weekend lads
>>157794369>rams>fanbase
Everybody is saying of Kiwi "Uh oh stinky! Looks like you bet wrong when you bet against the Chiefs!" and laughing at him cruelly for his embarrassing mistake
>>157794369shittsburgh isn’t beating jew england, rodgers named the kikes.
>>157794369Lol what Rams fan base?
>>157794156and she's still wearing shit loads of makeup. also she had a fuckload plastic surgery done. she is and always will be cute but it's off putting how fucking fake she is
how can i channel my autism like ben johnson
>>157794362>blow my head offWe all know you won’t do shit.
>>157794186>I'm a faggot >let me tell you, men are hotter than women no thanks shitdick
>Nacua not at practice and questionable>Donald doesn't seem too excited about playing Sunday>Coach talking shit about Australia
>>157794369>Jags and Commies are underdogsAre sports books retarded?
>>157794398>>157794388Garrett brought 30% of the browns fanbase with him. And Puka brought in the LA degen retard fanbase
rivers coming back was far more kino than donald
>>157794420Both will obviously lose
>>157794369Bro if the Packers lost to the Jets unironically and the Packers fans don't lynch their entire organization then they are forever goycattle.
>>157794400nobody likes you queef faggots and nobody but you faggots are doing that
faguars will gas out in the 2nd half due to elevation
>>157794443This would constitute a genocide
y'all finna been mup didda doo lamar jackson?
>>157792453Does something, wins >Bears smoke the #3 offense in the NFL (Panthers)Does nothing, wins>Vikings kick off their season with Kyler Murray knocked the f out assuming the fencing (Tua) position >Packers Wk1 disaster in Minnesota has their season in taters and Lafleur humiliated and shamed >Lions Wk2 disaster has their season in taters and Campbell humiliated and shamed Or is Caleb's yoga instructor a skilled yogi that opened the 3rd Eye?>The ultimate aim of traditional yoga practice is liberation (moksha or enlightenment) from mental suffering and illusion, not outer displays of strength.>The Concept of Siddhis: Classical texts like the Yoga Sutras of Patanjali describe siddhis, or supernormal capacities, that can emerge from extreme mental focus and deep meditation (samyama).>Ego Trap: Traditional masters state that focusing on acquiring special abilities inflates the ego, which moves a person further away from true spiritual peace.>Mental Clarity: Modern practitioners experience mental expansion through breathwork (pranayama) and meditation, which feels like a connection to a larger whole.Warning: There is no empirical evidence that human beings can control things with their minds through yoga
>>157794421and it seems those browns fans brought with them the suffering and horrible luck
PYFWDBWTSB
>>157792418Cakebros… this year there’s no razors in it right
>>157794466he kinda looks Italian now
>>157794428Not even you believe that
>>157794473Fuck off Panama
>>157794473That's because the playoffs start in January 2027. The razors are only added right before it starts to set
Imagine losing to the bills lmao, couldn't be my team.
>>157794474It's the moustache
>>157794369Jaguars > Broncos Seahawks > Cardinals Giants > Rams Redskins > Cowboys Steelers > Patriots Packers > Jets
why?
>>157794499This is what Kevin Stefanski came to Atlanta for. He doesn't give a shit about football.
>>157794369Seahawks are starting Lock but their defense is really good. They have Niggajigba too
Texans are going to start 0-2 with two home game losses lmao.
>>157794499>life as a Falcons fan
>Josh Allen is two rushing TDs away from tying Marshawn LynchHoly shit, he could be top 10 all time by the end of this season
>>157794535Crakkka ain’t SNIFFING the HOF without some hardware
>>157794523while AI continues to advance at an alarming rate your slop has somehow dropped in quality congratulations on your achievement
>>157794523Where you been? Haven't seen you in a while
BREAKING: Ahead of the Cowboys' first 4:30 pm ET afternoon game at AT&T Stadium, Jerry Jones has no plans to add window tint despite the glare that his own players have dealt with for several years When asked about possible window tinting for Sunday's home opener vs. Commanders, Jones said, “No, not necessarily. No, I don’t think so. I don’t know of any plans to surprise our fans.”AT&T Stadium is built with its end zones pointing east and west, an orientation that allows the sun to shine through the windows on the west side of the stadium during afternoon games.The glare issue was addressed for the World Cup by tinting those windows in June. AT&T Stadium has built-in blackout curtains, but Jones has never allowed them to be used during Cowboys early afternoon games.In recent years, several Cowboys players have asked for curtains to be installed because of the glare, including CeeDee Lamb and George Pickens. "Yes, 1,000 percent," Lamb said when asked if he wants curtains following a November 2024 game at AT&T Stadium. Cowboys players will apparently have to navigate the sun for another season while playing at their home stadium.
>>157794489Based knower
3 Upsets this week Bengals, Steelers, Raiders you heard it here first
>>157794575I'm convinced that Jerruh secretly hates the Cowboys and only loves the money they rake in
>>157794585Saints Jets and Commanders
>>157794585GiantsTitansRedskins
I know there's a genuine racism on places like here and reddit, but I was surprised at just how racist the NFL media is without them even realizing. They hilariously worship Josh Allen doing tush pushes while blasting Jalen Hurts for doing the same. They constantly blame Lamar Jackson for everything around him but blame everyone else for Justin Herbert's failings. I don't think these morons know they're racist, but the racial biases are objectively there.
>>157794419He grows weak without consuming human flesh...
>>157794501how did this video of me get on social media?
>>157794631You are a really dumb nigger. Ook ook! EEK EEK!
>>157794640Like I said, I know there's genuine racism here. It's just not coming from you. You're clearly larping as a racist.
>>157794592He’s senile and still stuck in the 90’s. I’m sure half the reason Schottenheimer got the head coaching gig was because Jerry thought his dad was still alive.
>>157794648And you are clearly a real faggot
>>157794648
>>157794592He pretty openly does not give a shit. He spent a significant time away from the Cowbays a season or two ago to peacock a major energy project. Also while writing this post I had to take a break because I pissed myself; hate getting old.
>>157794667Don't you have a wife to abuse, Dan Orlovsky?
>>157794631Allen doesn’t act like a tryhard college freshman who discovered stoicism.
>mahomes does nothing in a game nix handed a free win>mahomo fans out of the woodworks everywhere again
cat = vikings little girl = burrs
>>157794631>They hilariously worship Josh Allen doing tush pushes while blasting Jalen Hurts for doing the sameAllen doesn't do ''tushes'' you stupid fuckin melon muncher, he also wasn't stealing touchdowns from a historical performance by a worthy runningback and isn't half as talented a passer as josh is lmfao. go cry elsewhere
>>157794682>blaming blo nix buttery shitsmotherd hands but not the broncos defense
As you can see, they don't dispute the media disparity between Lamar Jackson and Justin Herbert.
>>157794419Statford may actually be washed, Benson is a alcoholic, and Simpson probably isn't ready to captain a Super Bowl run. Garret is on IR and probably won't be 100% at any point this season. Puca is speed running his star receiver meltdown and Adams is aging. Oh and Donald is probably going to be a shadow of his former self.
trivia time! name 3 players
>>157794737bix noodgaylen squirtsjoey bing bing wahoo
As you can see, I am white you are brown
>>157794632/pol/ posting white supremacist phenotype btw
>>157794746I use the Tomorrow theme so all of you posters are black from my POV
Reddit is upset that ESPN isnt overtly gay and talking about social justice. When redditors are sad that makes me sad :(
>>157794755>not using burichan
>>157794703
The larpers are pretending to be mad about black excellence again in an attempt to get (You)s
Josh Allen on pace for 6k yards and 73 TDs, that explains why all of the niggers are here seething today.
>>157794778
My team will win on Sunday :)
>>157794631i don't think i've ever seen any sports talk show not relentlessly suck off jalen and lamar
>>157794793You've never seen a single sports talk show? God I'm jealous
Perna did a video with the NFL and their editors did the editing for it and it's so fucking bad kek
PenisTesticles Mans anus The three things that lead to happiness
>>157794791why are women like this
>>157794813Ye gawt cawk on the noggin bru
Reminder that the Ravens missed the playoffs because they lost five out of six to startLate season games don't magically get extra seeding weight
>>157794749seriously, why is every "white" racist online almost always turn out to be brown?
>>157794791I'm pretty sure it's a gardening hose meant to look like a gas pump. Look how thin that hose is
>>157794813Hol' up
>>157794791lmao @ yt women
Jeffrey Simmons cooning it up for whitey
>>157794788sauce?
KiwiBo SploogeAlcoholismThe three things that lead to being a bitch
>blacks think they are oppressed if people talk positively about a white playerTotal nigger death
>>157794778fixed
If you didn't think the Patriots were a super team because of how good they looked against the Titans and Jets you don't get to say the Chiefs are back on a Superbowl run after the Broncos defense broke the record for the most missed tackles ever
woah woah woah cool it with the racism
Collegeslop is on, since there's no NFL you know.
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>>157794858>Miami vs arguably the worst FBS team in history
>>157794501Stefanski saw that and wrote those girls asking if he could pay them to punish him each time the Falcons lose: all of them getting naked around his pool for a few drinks before they spank, belt and slave-whip his bare bottom hard until he cries then two of them turbopeg his mouth and virgin butthole at the same time with BBC strapons as the tears stream down his cheeks while Bijan Robinson watches approvingly Helps him stay focused and driven to work 20 hour a day, spending no more than 4 hours on sleep and power napsWhen he's inducted to the HoF, he'll have a stiffy when looking at them in the audience
>>157794865I think there's another game on in half an hour.
>>157794861i dropped out of college twice so i don't understand this chart
>>157794817why are men like this?
ya seethe?
>>157794877You're not supposed to understand the chart you're supposed to laugh at the note
Is Caleb Williams the only first overall pick to hit in like, the last fifteen years?
>>157794858neither of my teams are playing tonight
>>157794884Let's not go crazy.
>>157794861Saleh wasn’t meant to be a head coach someone needs to give him an intervention
>>157794825they identify as white, chud
>>157794892my shitty ducks are on hopefully they lose and that retard dan lanning gets fired
>>157794900There is a perfectly cromulent Simpsons meme you could have used instead of aborting 50,000 gallons of potable drinking water
Jaguars are 100% moving to London before 2030
>>157794884Is Myles Garrett a bust now?
>>157794907That's not a real word
we all agree that the MVP is joshie's to lose, right?
>>157794907potable water means drinkable or consumable water. what you just typed reads like drinking drinking water
>>157794937potable means you can store it
>>157794919What is your opinion of the Chiefs?
honestly i just watch football to see the black players give each other brain damage
>>157794929coincidentally, so is a playoff game
>>157794953This
>>157794937>>157794953your both wrong, it means you have to boil it first using a pot
>>157794919I know you don’t follow the Jaguars religiously, but they’re renovating their stadium and are going to play a season in Orlando and a bunch in London
>>157794956I just wait until ESPN drops an athlete death alert on my phone, 90% of the time it's sudoku from CTE
>>157794954Solid team, need to see more from Mahomes and I need to see that defense tested. Running the ball every snap won't work in January.I'm not saying they're gonna stink, I'm saying I've gotta see them beat like the Hawks or Ravens
>>157794929He's my MVP and I don't even like the Bills, I haven't seen niggers seethe this hard since Brady beat the Falcons.
>>157794964Orlando would be a great spot for them I could go to Disney and then catch a Jags game before flying back to Boston (The best place in the world)
>>157794929It's week two lol
What will he have to do to reach the Hall of Fame?
>>157795002football is back bros
Why would you trade two 1st round of picks for a N I G G E R named Sauce?
>>157794575>"Yes, 1,000 percent," Lamb said when asked if he wants curtains following a November 2024 game at AT&T Stadium."Boy! Why don't you wear a visor?And I don't care that those soccer boys need natural grass, you're only worth Artificial turf. I pay you enough. Now get out of my office. Security!"
>>157794737matt schaub matt flynn matt mcgloin
>>157795013Just keep doing what he's doing for an extended period of time I guess
>>157795034I actually think he has an easier case to get in on a weaker resume. The story of him being a 7th rounder that never played before being drafted combined with the NFL definitely wanting to push international players makes me think he gets in pretty easily with a borderline resume
>>157795026Has he ever commented on that time a girl shit on his desk?
>>157795018>Colts fans watching Ballard somehow keep his job despite never winning the AFC South
Everybody is saying about my Chiefs "Solid team, need to see more from Mahomes and I need to see that defense tested. Running the ball every snap won't work in January. I'm not saying they're gonna stink, I'm saying I've gotta see them beat like the Hawks or Ravens" and wishing us continued success for the rest of the season
>>157795058The I and E would be present in this Wheel of Fortune board. Only one blank letter should exist
>>157795068UNFUCKED ANUSES
>>157795018
>>157794858The only game that’s interesting is Oregon possibly losing and melting down I’d rather watch boreball.
My Billies are completely unstoppable!
>>157795068Your team is literally just walker now, and tired defenses blowing TE coverage after dealing with walker all game.
>>157795098Nov 1 is the day they are stopped. Be worried
>>157795026But Missuh Jones! Boy, I said get out. And let me tell you something. I pay you way too much. You see how our government destroyed the country? I could save at least 200 upstanding families with the money I waste on you, Jerry snarls as security drags CeeCee out, using his head to bust open the doors Casino style
>>157795112Worried every game, Bills fandom is pain and suffering even when we win.
>Chiefs v Colts SNFWhat sort of dogshit matchup and scheduling is this? Who wants to watch Daniel Jones?? Who thought starting Daniel Jones was a good idea???
>>157795152Vikings fans have just as many owl losses and they are nowhere near as mindbroken
DANIEL JONES JUST FUMBLED THE BALL AGAIN!
I might show my cock and balls in the next thread Stay tuned folks
>>157795189inb4 8kb
new thread >>157795204>>157795204
>farts in the genny and leaves
>>157795178You can tell who is a Bills fan and who is a Josh Allen stan
>>157793219Vikes look decent with Wentz and The Flores D is top 3 but I wouldn't call it overall enough to make a deep playoff run.
>>157793524>"When you realize you're a Detroit Lion."