prelim finalBrisbane Lions vs Hawthorn Cockroachesenter Oscar Allen
first for four and twenty cheese and bacon my mouth
Another soulless thread, great!
>>157794194fuck off nonce
>>157794204grab us a dare too from the servo for next smoko cheers 'prenno
>>157793617It’s his normal voice not a character, it’s like at the end of every sentence he adds an inflection to show he’s being ironic but he does all the time
>if you like pies you are... LE NONCE!
>>157794239go pies btw
love me pies
>>157794265>memeant meat
>shitney swasn HOWLING
>sydney sweensCUMMING
well done fred, my swasn didnt have the legs to keep upgood luck in the grand final*observes the thread*
gmawho /horse/ here
>>157794326neigh
>>157794353Why’s she so smug Roll
>>157794371sucked in pindickalso roll
>>157794381Sucked in pindick
>>157794371>>157794381pickle>>157794353roll
>>157794394fuck lol
>lived to see another prelim won by BSA heroicsfeelsgoodman
>>157794353What do these facial expressions convey
>>157794440It really is the exact same situation.
my dosn are not a prison... right?
>>157794487upvoted so much this
>sbs worldwatch fta closed permanently, only on sbs on demand now>nitv still broadcastingsurely more people watch world news than aboslop>>157794439sex mostly
Mum and dad were on one last night
Good morning alf
>>157794440>>157794487>hawthorn would be doing better under apartheid and have a far lower crime ratewhat did he mean by thiss
>>157794440I wonder if Hawthorn will even want him after they win the flag...
do they still do QANDA gamethreads on aus/pol/?
>>157794711no but steven qanda
imma keep it a buck fiddy, I missed freos comeback cause I was watching that big spastic that used to be on fox sports talk about that snipes battle rap thing on youtube
>>157794741I was out for dinner and missed it. >went to Italian restaurant >100% of the waitresses were indian>kept getting our orders wrong>didn't even get one of the drinks i ordered but they still wanted to charge me forWe definitely need more of these skilled workers to build more houses
>>157794756at least they weren't speaking german
i have no excuse i just wasn't interested in watching lol
if you swap turmeric and masala for basil and oregano, a korma sauce basically the same as an italian pasta sauce. probably why so many indians are getting into italian cuisine businesses these days, their cuisines have the same fundamentals, and both are extremely overrated
>sydney fans genuinely believed a fairytale was going to happen
>>157794797poo post
>>157794856kek
>>157794797dumbest shit i have read in a while
misso made me a fry up
>>157794741I went to bed at half time
>>157794915not the only dark sausage she will be consuming today
>>157794915>eating meat
>>157794232Thats lefty poof isn't it?
>>157794915that'll be one tony birch over the shoulder tote bag thanks
>>157794915looks grouse except for that severely undercooked hash brown
>>157794960i don't know what this means
>>157794915no she didnt. you made that
>>157794915performative bullshit
>>157794973i can assure you mine would look better
>>157794915>only one egg >hashbrown looks like it was microwaved
Is there life after love?Miss her. Want her. Need her
What's the appeal of friendly jordies?
watching college football will be better than the absolute sloppa garbage trash from afl house tonight
>>157795040for me it's watching college cheerleaders iykwim haha
Bout to hit the bakery anyone want anything?
>>157794915> 1 sausage, dry, grim...> egg, 1, yolk not centre> beans look cold and like they don't want to be there but tolerate it nonetheless > expensive cherry tomatoes ($20 kg) when a tomato ($6) will suffice, also only sweated and not caramelised (why bother if shes not actually going to cook it? she could just throw a tablespoon of tomato paste in the centre or squeeze of tomato sauce)> spinach looks good> no homemade hash brown (why doesn't she make you homemade hash browns?) also not golden brown (did she just thaw it on the bench overnight?)> slimy potatoes, not crispy, possibly hiding the non-existent mushrooms> small plate to draw attention away from lack of culinary skill/execution and to create a false sense of abundance> cheap cutlery, probably bought a charity shopshes a real keeper mate
>>157795075cream donut and a V
>>157795075un croissant s'il te plait
>>157795056slit your throat mickpaedo
>>157795086absolutely and utterly crispola
ニク "ウィザード" ワトソン
>>157795075>steak and mushroom pie>spinach roll>vanilla slice>long blackthanks champ
>>157795096harold potter
>>157795085Australian women can't cook for shit mate, it's noteworthy that she bothered to cook for him at all
>>157795085
>>157795075> Neenish tart> Simit
>>157795033objectively handsome and makes funny noises
>>157795075a Banh Mi
I'd rather have a misses who isn't super keen on cooking as I don't want to have to feign interest in food constantly.I can't imagine having to sit at a dinner and have MKR type discussions
>>157794915Yuck yuck yuck looks so yuck i wouldn’t eat it