my goat is so honorable
piggie bros im scared
awful thread. blegh.
>>157797134Blue cheese and fuck your mother
heem eye
you can't spell heavyweight division without visiona vote for gane is a vote for the new champ standard
>colbitch already cheating
EYEHEEEM
LMAO BELAL GETTING RAPED
why is canelo hands wrestling though?
>they're watching that crap
Its quite clear to me that Mike Malott heems Khamzat
0-10zatdaddy bros our bamhole is getting gaped
REMEMBER THE NAME
yeah belal got raped in record time
wow that sucked they didn't even fight
belal the raped
absolutely tech fall'd, shut down, and DOMINATEDWE all knew the inevitable result the second belal struggled with the ghost of ben askren with a 1/4 of a lungthis is a resounding victory for colBEAST chaos covington- the real triple c of wrestling and mma
and so the belal humilliation ritual continues
that's right bitch USA in the house
From Belol to Belmao
heeminder the poofc can do whatever they want with the championships as there is no athletic commission or regulatory board overseeing them in this aspect.you quite literally do not even have to fight to become a champion in the UFC, they can just give it to whoever they want
>>157797250>you quite literally do not even have to fight to become a champion in the UFC, they can just give it to whoever they wantyeah Adesanya's reign was dreadful
>>157797261shut your racist ass up
Lmao Colby might actually just beat Khamzat and kill his aura off for good
>>157797292retarded if you think rapedzat has any aura left
>wrestle against an American in America with American judges and an American ref>get cheated and robbedWow what a shocker
DamnBelal literally can't wrestle anymore
heeminder raf invented a celebrity division to give colbitch his first chance in life to be "the guy" and is therefore a piss ant organization with zero credibility
the muzzpoofters are upset
>>157797306Belal is from Chicago b
>>157797326Yeah bitch I guess that makes me from Melbourne and not Pakistan
Lion of Chicago
>>157797306it's always white boi summer somewhere
dana had meetings with vince after the tko endeavor acquisition and learned all about newer even more perverse sexually depraved acts. one of his favorites was one he tried to copy from vince in that dana would allow chris curtis sadi sy and francis ngubu to fuck and creampie sean strickland and then when he was oozing the semen of three black men dana would go and jack off on to him
Dana White tells @DianaBelbita of @Sportsnet that Gane won’t be promoted to full time champ. Interim belts have been defended (see: Aspinall, Tom) but historically when a champ vacates they became full time champ, if there is an interim champ already in place.Not this time, it seems.Of course, there is no rhyme or reason for any of this. They can do as they please, it’s their promotional belt. But I don’t mind it. Gane caused the injury. Fight for the vacant, if need be. Or, better yet, defend the interim like Aspinall had to. https://x.com/arielhelwani/status/2101143865709285800?s=46
>>157797258oh my
>>157797353would it be a surprise for you to learn that not only did you arrive to those same imaginations on your own, but the rest of your country did too?
>>157797353the non-White mind is perplexing
Honestly? Heem Canada off the face of the Earth.
at this point posting a webm of you sucking dick would be less faggoted cancuck
i have unmatched intuition and that upsets others around me
Does anyone actually think Belal was a better fighter than Colby? He’s chinnier and somehow has less power in his hands than Colby. Colby was the better wrestler and was a more dynamic striker. Belal could be argued to have better boxing, but that’s it. Frankly Colby was unlucky that Daner fucked him over for his original title shot against Woodley, and that he had to fight his worst matchup that faked fouls.
>>157797396this isn't a request thread
>>157797416Half Mexican half VIKING
Hw is so fucking dead. Volkov only beat cortez and almeda and he's the closest thing to a hw contender.We need ngannou, jones, tomala in the mix or hw is doomed
>>157797422>Volkov only beat cortez and almedaand gane
his name is Joshua "Von" btwnot "Van""Von"after letting everyone pronounce it wrong for years he decided to finally let us know
I promise you Volkov would beat the brakes off of Jon
>>157797431his name is Joshua Van Bawi Thawng actually
>>157797422Volkov got a gift decision against Almeida and is boring as fuck. Only Gane haters and Aspinall’s groupies pretend to give a shit about him. Full health Gane dominates him again.
Volkov is to Gane what Max was to Volk and Jerry to Alex.
cereal gapist
>>157797468>Volkov is to Gane what Max was to Volkfitting considering they both won the heematch and got robbed
actually his real name is Rongotehengia
>Volkov got robbed because… BECAUSE I SAID SO, OKAY???
IT'S UP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sF_aftPD_58
is fairy back or still in rape recovery?
>>157797505just admit you didnt watch the fight
>>157797446He has the longest winning streak at heavyweight
>>157797505fer shure B gane won no question B
>>157797509oh my
volkov 2 was a best case scenario for volkov and he still lost. in a trilogy match he's getting brutally standing tkod exactly like pereira.
>>157797522just how good is tom aspinall
>>157797524I've learned that SherBEASTS are never wrong
Judges just like dark meat better what can you say.
>>157797510stop posting this fence sitting grifter faggot, faggot
Volkov beat damn near every fucking heavyweight in the UFC but somehow Gane is more legit for beating a chubby LHW and Spivac. Sure.
>>157797524The MMA Junkie guy waits for the decision to submit his picks. He agrees with the judges 99% of the time
>>157797524in all seriousness these are the worst of the worst characters when it comes to mma media mass psychosis. they are the furthest thing from objective observers in a vacuum. volkov lost.
>>157797509>>157797521>>157797522>>157797524Uhhh Volkovsisters… how do we explain this one??
Aaron "Objective Observers In A Vacuum" Pico
dynamic instability says armans wins are splitty and she says ruffy is chaos incoming, flying knees from outer space, you know how it is and also described him as "cat like"
>>157797561get a fucking life dude
the point is that gane won every round 10-8.
>>157797550UFC judges are so comically retarded they'd be incapable of scoring a soccer match paki
>she says
>>157797572 volkov won the story.
Answer only with “YES” or “NO”:>Has Volkov ever continued fighting after breaking his foot?
>>157797579there are a lot of bones in the feet man
Volkov breaking Gane's foot? Heh that's actually a win for Gane.Deluded.
surely there's no way hysterical foaming at the mouth gane hatred could influence your perception of a fight, or your scorecard...
>when your opponent breaks your foot and they still loseLmao!
volkov's huge white cock busted gane's glistening glutes
>gane's cheating is so flagrant that the UFC refused to promote him to undisputed championthis has literally never happened before btw
Thoughts on Yole vs Till?
keep workshopping the copes brother you're gonna need them
>>157797627Till is going to brutalise old man yole and it'll be sad
>>157797543Lost to THE Curtis Blaydes btw and got slept by Lewis. Let’s be honest, none of you think Volkov is better than Gane. If there was a trilogy, none of you are posting a slip about it because Gane is the better fighter. We saw how they did when they were at full health and it wasn’t close. Gane beats him again, for the third time.
Volkov is based, I would never make fun of him like Tom… unfortunately, he’s lost twice and will lose a third time.
>volkov>pavlovich>hokit>blaydes>stevesonactually a surprising amount of fuel for the gane era just to kick things off
>>157797627Till turn Reddit Rob into a wrestler. He has a shot at beating an old Yoel in a boxing match.
>>157797647Tom already beat 3 fighters on this list
>>157797548fer shure B he lost so bad Dana stopped him on the way out of the cage and called it a robbery and promised UFC would take care of him. Gane won B fer shure
>gane eraGane is 36 mind you
>>157797627TillBEAST by whatever he wants.
>>157797647Gane beats them all with ease, except for Fagle. Preflushed Blaydes was a bad matchup for him also, but it’s too late now.
>>157797591correct gane broke his foot when volkov blocked a kick with his elbow plus that contradicts the narrative of the magumbo fight since he came in with a pre-existing injury
They went for the “Dana said” cope. It’s over.
>>157797510this doo picks retarded contrarian outcomes trying to look smart>despaigne by decision>van by decision>arman by KO remember to like and subscribe!
>>157797657B…
>>157797661dana is the ringleader of all deception in combat sports
>gets laid on by Jailton>somehow people ignore Volkov did nothing to win>barely scrape by WaldoStory loss for Volkov. If only Tom had his constitution and brains instead of worsening his exaggerated eye injury in sparring after claiming he was ready to go.
>>157797627
>>157797686Van by decision is not retarded by any means
>>157797717Yes it is If you think that fight is going 5 rounds you're a fucking retardYou're an even bigger retard if you think Van is winning 3 rounds against an elite dangerous grappler >inb4 but muh TairaTaira is a pillowfisted BJJ player. Not close to as dangerous as Pantoja
>>157797742Pantoja is 36 coming off an injury, b. It’s over. C’est fini. Se acabó. Finito.
>>157797742watch or rewatch the erceg fight until this mental illness is gone
you know speaking of the magumbo fight that's the only fight where gane didnt try to cheat
Gane? Ciryl Gane? Not a champion btw ;).
>>157797742Didn’t that bum Erceg almost dethrone Pantoja? The weight class has been lacking since Moreno regressed.
GDS (Gane Derangement Syndrome)
>Kai Kara>Erceg>AsakuraBeautiful title reign Panocha. Only the best of the best.
srs. sex reassignment strickland
erceg won but then he got heemed by kai and then pantoja subbed kai so lineality was restored
>>157797794We know.
I saw a dude who looked exactly like Pantoja the other day at the park. He was doing pushups and walking in circles while talking to himself.
>>157797759His injury was a dislocated elbow. He was literally training 2 days later. If he had a torn achilles or got knocked out cold I'd agree the injury was a big deal. It was not. Pantoja inside distance. It's that simple. Van is not on Pantoja's level.
>>157797780>>157797797You're going to look profoundly retarded when Pantoja waxes Van tomorrow
>>157797873so you're saying he quit
>>157797873So he’s coming off an injury that he didn’t even take the time to properly heal? No way that backfires.
>>157797876what's wrong kid why not give your analysis of pantoja vs erceg
>>157797883The fight happened 10 months ago anon. I know because I was in the arena because I'm not poor and I follow UFC
>>157797887Pantoja took Erceg's chin How has Erceg done since that fight? Below .500? Yeah that's what I thought faggot
>>157797878pantiesoja quit in under 90 seconds? thats worse than tissue tom
>>157797900you're not much of a fight analyst i fear i'm afraid
>Yeah so how about them fights tomorrow?>I'M NOT POOR!!!
>>157797831My favorite part of /heem/ is how literally none of you understand the sport of MMA kek Confidently wrong every week. I've made a lot of money betting against the consensus picks here kek
sean strickland didnt quit at least he couldnt quit lawrence wouldnt let him leave lol
>>157797911>admitting you're poor oof. yikes anon
>>15779789310 months ago?
>>157797627Till almost got heemed by a bartender in his first BKFC fight. He's getting slept and probably suffering major cranial damage
Where did all those flowers go?
>>157797912what about usman vs dricus
it's literally just gamblers getting insecure about their fight bets
I think pantoja has a huge mental hurdle to overcome here. His streak got heemed by a freak accident that he could arguably have fought through. Whats the point of winning the belt anymore?
>>157797930when was the last time you watched yoel fight
>bro I'm telling you the pillowfisted boxer who can't grapple will beat the HOF elite grappler!!!>bro I'm telling you the flashy Brazilian striker who can't wrestle will beat the eastern Euro wrestler!!!Why are so many of you like this?
Volk vs. Gane? A robberyIt was actually a 30-27 for Gane and the fact that they tried to rob him with a split is insulting and pathetic.
>>157797945https://youtu.be/Gwe0BzeP2qo?t=207
we are officially less than 4 weeks away from Woahh Vickys boxing debut for Brandrisk. she's actually pretty likeable go listen to when she did matan
>>157797912
>>157797959answer the question
>>157797951Nobody picked JDM against Islam. Which pillowfist fighter are you talking about? Strickbeast already beat Khamzat with one arm and a short notice camp. People are going to pick the younger guy against the older opponent who last got his elbow snapped. Pantoja was the king of shitters and wouldn’t be a HOF in a real weight class.
>>157797942brazilians are kinda dumb, they don't have deep thoughts such as these. basically think of a monkey and then pretend it's a human being. that's a brazilian.
bring till back
>>157797986he's happy roiding and making bank in BKFC
>>157797955Gayne has never won a fight.
wait so they snuffed my Goat Gane?
So funny their having Gable Steveson fight a police officer. Ufc matchmakers are funny sometimes.
>>157797965Fag
>>157797941I’m up around $4,000 this year betting on UFC. You? Don’t tell me you’re a broke reddit bitch with no disposable income anon…
>>157797976I’m talking about tomorrow’s fights
>>157798043im up -2500ish
lil bro thinks $4k is a lot
>>157798043i happen to be up $4,001 betting on joshua van
ganebros...
>>157798087That's your boy?
The disputed title challenger Ciryl Gane
>>157798124Jonny Boner Jones
>>157798124doo ho choi
Who can say where the road goes?Where the day flows?Only JonesAnd who can say if your love growsAs your heart chose?Only Jones
(Faith)You know you're gonna live through the rainLord, we've gotta keep the faith(Faith)Don't you know it's never too late?Right now we've gotta keep the faith(Faith)Don't you let your love turn to hateLord, we've gotta keep the faith
Clozzy loves the blacks so he does.
nobody will admit it but we all miss jondaddy. the sport just isn't the same without him.
>>157798192This one appears to be true indeed.
>>157798239You ought to do something about him.
Jones refuses to even say the italy word he is just cursed in tone like uncle ruckus>>157798239you are a literal molybro
There's 3 of us now
it is not a crime to listen bongiovi and sometimes watch fighting highlights on youtube
>>157797353>>157797839>>157797917this gimmick will never get over because child molestation is actually not funny
jersey gianni was also pretty good in the ali mcbeal show (knowers know)
>>157797965of course kvassbib would say that
just ragdolled and subbed a fat homeless guy who looked suspiciously like abdulmanap
a clean shaven homeless is like an angel without wings
>>157798379>>157798389we call them "unhoused" now
Could be having wild sex but gf is getting too fat
>Gane has the 1 off white house belt>Gane has the interim HW belt>Gane finna get the undisputed HW belthas any other fighter achieved so much in the division?
Gable Steveson: Shit!Jon Jones: Yeah you finna shit nigguhGable Steveson: Ohhh fuck I'm shittin! Eugh! Shit mofucka. Ohh mofuckaJon Jones: Yeah you shit niggaGable Steveson: Oh feel like I'm cummin out my assJon Jones: You feel like you cummin out yo ass?Gable Steveson: Yeah nigguh fuck
>>157798405pretty sure it was called ali mcbeal
>>157798436isn't Ally McBeal that girl show about a whore lawyer?
>>157798440yes and her small gay helwani friend
>>157798452I liked Xena and Buffy, Powerpuff Girls and Sailor Moon.Foidslop can be kino.
>>157798464dawsons creek now that was a show sabrina the teenage witch too
i preferred angel to buffy thoughxena was much better than hercules less gay in the man sense
I'm just going to say it:Michael Aswell Jr. is going to bust that ****' right in his ***** ******* eyes and **** him in his ****** *** and leave him for dead.They are both regional quality. But US regionals are better than K*rean regionals, and I HAVE NO DOUBTS.Prepare for Yoo to hold up his hands and thrown down, and for Aswell to CRACK him.Also:LET'S GO MENIFIELD.WE ARE ASSURED OF VICTORY IF WE SIMPLY BELIEVE. AND WE BELIEVE.
>>157798412>>Gane has the 1 off white house beltgaethje has one too>>Gane has the interim HW beltstripped, sadly>>Gane finna get the undisputed HW beltremains to be seen
Ctr + F"Aspinall"4 results.Heh... Aspinchads.... We live rent-free.
hey at least you guys still have harry hardwick
>rent-freeit's cost us a division to watch your tom morris dance around vacating for a whole year
I'm just going to say it:We should all start watching moe anime - to supplement our MMA-watching lifestyles.
Which way, white man?
>>157798495
>>157798524you know that tiger woods pussy is wild
>>157798470they were meh, I never liked teen melodrama.Charmed was aight tho
But who shall Sergei Pavlovich face?
Ctr + F"Abdul Hussein"0 results.Finnbros...
The Korean MiddleAgedMan Doo Ho Choi
>>157798592Choi/Pitbull is going to be a brutal RAPE of an old-timer, an unc, an oldhead.... That is, Pitbull is going to KO Choi!
>>157798592is zeeming shitbull into retirement
>mfw submitting my 13 dollar 14 leg parlay for the latest poofc card (if it hits i can buy the poofc)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULeDlxa3gyc
>>157798567you didn't have to go for the jugular this early
Van vs Pan 2 ya
Tomala's son is a tranny
Good guys finish last.Gane guys finish first.Truthsplosion.
^
>first interim champ in history to be stripped upon the champ vacating the belt
>>157798704How could anyone hate this guy?
>first person to ever quit in a championship fight over an eyepokeWMMA fighters have more heart than Troonmala i fear
>>157798728How could anyone like this guy?
You guys remember when Tom Aspinall left the Ciryl Gane fight unscathed? Me neither!
J*nes panicked - had to finish the fight early. This is why he rushed. He knew he wouldn't last. Gane wasn't expecting it. That is why he lost. But that loss only proves his power. Jones was scared ((chills)
>Jesus Christ fixed his barren wife so she can have kids now>Jesus Christ got him to UFC>Jesus Christ didn't fix his receding hairExplain this, Christcucks
paul semtex daley oh my daysbrit fighters used to be something
>>157798828the norwood reaper works in ways more mysterious than the lord does
>>157797965Crypto/NFT scams are good and gambling is evil?
if I had to describe ciryl gane in one word? it would be "greatest". if I had two words? "greatest ever".
if I had to describe ciryl gane in one word? i'd get banned.
>>157798875just say nigger bro
>>157798875>>157798886Fools
Movdaddy tells you to shut up you shut up.
Movpedophile should get hanged
Anyone ever notice how Gane keeps his children private and out of the spotlight while Tom uses his retarded son for YouTube clicks?
Movfaggot is getting worked by Hulkanovski in October.
yes, you are gonna watch Pantoja turn Joshua Truck into just another one in "Many Men" and you are gonna like it.
let's say hypothetically pantoja manages to edge out a split decision robbery win. ok now what? he's going to turn around and also win the trilogy at 37 years of age? doubtful.
Joshua Van vs. Alexandre Pantoja Arman Tsarukyan vs. Mauricio RuffyPatricio Pitbull vs. Dooho ChoiGable Steveson vs. Sean SharafAlonzo Menifield vs. Iwo Baraniewski
>>157797579>>157797550>>157797575And he lost all 5 rounds against Gane in the 1st fight? Wow Gane has 7 rounds on him and Volkov only won 1 round out of 8....The levels are real...
>>157798949Gayne is a virgin
>>157799031pantojaruffychoisharafmenifield
>>157799031give me a minute
>>157799031Van daddyRuffy by murderThe asian oneSharaf by rapeIwo
>>157798728It's kinda funny but I'll say it. Tom aspinall is NOT a what if in MMA. What we saw is what we got, he beat a few lower end heavyweight guys, got pieced up by gane. even without the eye poke he would've lost and it would've been over. that was all we got with tom
>>157799031VanRuffyChoiStevesonBaraniewski
>>157799031arman is gonna lose lol...
>>157799079How fucking delusional can someone be? Jesus Christ is every single Gayne fan mentally ill?
>>157799036>Produces a retarded son>Immediately cuts his balls offMuch to consider here
>>157799116oh fer sure b seeing tom's bloodied, bashed, confused face when he didn't know what else to do and just started spinning around meant tom was about to do something we swear!
>>157799031VaughnArmanChoiLoopholeAlonzo
>>157799031PantojaShartmanDoothe rapistIwo
tom had him right where he wanted him!
>>157799031vanbeastruffybeastchoibeastrapebeastiwobeast
>>157799031Alexandre PantojaArman TsarukyanPatricio Pitbull Gable Steveson Iwo Baraniewski
>>157798087this doo really got heemed by 'el nigger g' lmaooo
Tom definitely was about to heem gane..h-haha right guys?
Shitposting completely aside it was gone be bad my nigga. Anyone that watches MMA can tell you that 90% of the time, momentum doesn't flip. Most of the time the fighter that got beat up in round 1 just gets beat up worse and worse and worse in rounds 2, 3, 4, and 5. And we're talking about someone who had steamrolled all of his opponents up until that point, never had to adjust strategy mid-fight, never had to adapt on the fly, never even seen a 4th round in his entire career. It's pretty fantastical to expect that Tom is capable of these things when he's never even experienced them. It's possible he could have won but very unlikely.
how can anyone defend tom aspinall really
>>157799218right before the eye poke gane had tom falling over like this. it was gonna be bad, in fact the eye poke saved him from getting tko'd
>makes gane panic wrasslejust how good?
why does arman chimp out at the drop of a hat? he seems very chill otherwise.
>>157799246Worse than a one footed Gane i suppose
>>157799246Volkov is pretty good. it also helps that he's like 6'7 though LOL. So he has the reach to pull off stupid crazy shit.
4-0.
I'm gay
I'm gane
I got raped by Gable Steveson.
Is there more to life that being insanely handsome
>>157799415haven't found it yet
>>157799415you tell us cupcake
met my boy robelis yesterday
>>157799415yes
Hello handsome ;)
>>157799499please don't post my selfie>>157799503sup girl
>>157799415yes, that looksmaxxing guy drowned himself despite being insanely handsome
>>157799469you're making fun of this guy while he has a $13,000 piece on his wrist. levels.
>>157799246knocked the cum out of his mouthgane was saving that for later
i could viciously heem you but choose not to out of respect for your mother
>>157799627>tf>tpeveryvious singlequan timemahal
>>157799572yessirrrrr
Hey there, Miss Tyla, what's it like in Pig Pen City?I'm a thousand miles away, but girl, tonight, you look so shittyYes, you doOpen your letterbox this bombs for you I swear it's trueOh, it's what you do to heemOh, it's what you do to heemOh, it's what you do to heemOh, it's what you do to heem, what you do to heem
Gane is a jab merchant just go to boxing dude
>>157799031VanArmanChoiLoopholeIwo
>>157799751was it your cum?
>>157799031PantojaArmanDoo ho ChoiStevesonPolish Power Iwo
>>157799782see >>157799751
Ruffy is a very dangerous fight for Arman, but I trust him to get the job done
>>157799031VanRuffyChoiGableIwo
Ciryl “Not A Champion” Gane
>>157799031Armeng not even headlining a Pantoja card and he’s still gonna cry when Topuria gets the rematch. Should’ve streamed more bud.
>>157799915Paper belts
Gane isn't phased he knows a belt given is not the same as a belt that has been fought for. Tom fans would be wise to learn from Gane
>>157799939tom fans would be made wise reading a cereal box the teachings of gane are too sophisticated
>>157799939>pretending you know how Gane thinks Creepy little stalker
Tom fans ever familiar with double standards while the wise Gane continuously ponders and questions the meaning of true strength
The worst thing about Gane is that there's only one of him
the worst thing about ciryl gane is that he raped a woman in 2019 and got away with it due to a legal loophole
>>157799031pantoja arman choi sharaf iwo
>>157800030Your posts give me the ick
Levels and Lessons.
I get angry in real life when people talk shit about Van
>>157800251Do you see red?
>>157800034Wrong.
Tom picks
i only have 1,4g zootfuel and the vendors aren't available do they not know tonight is ufc
>>157800208Your soul is troubled not by my posts but by the realizations that your subconscious mind has made that your ego has yet to accept
>>157799031PantojaRuffyChoiStevesonIwo
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYpg2u5pJAc
>>157800301Champion® finna send a cease and desist
>>157800333No I just think you give me the ick
>>157799031PantojaTsarukyanChoiStevesonBaraniewski
Ali you’re a nice guy https://youtu.be/Z2Rxbt_Kfro
galaxy throat
in many ways all of them esoteric and beyond human understanding i am the don gorgon of heem
they call me bheem
my trips of truth confirms my beliefs that in your core you seek salvation that following a false idol does not provide. seek the scriptures of Gane and renew yourself once more
>>157800449we need more of these immigrants
>>157800507you need to get your data centers out of my country
Beheeyem
https://youtu.be/yYm_3kvFQok
EUROPE FOR EUROPEANS*AMERICANS OUTRAUS*terms and conditions may apply
We can take some mexican girls though if you know what i mean call me papi and stuff
>>157800568you make a good point, exotic wmma is always welcome
>>157800528I actually agree b but only because in the coming years after you get done drooling over the propaganda you all are going to want ownership and I'd rather not hear the impending whine.
>>157800582>you are going to want the thing in your own countryyes you must be a telepath
>>157800578Yep, I just checked and Sydney Sweeney still hasn’t responded to this
>>157800605Oh sweet summer child
>get that thing out of my house!>fine, you'd just end up wanting to keep it>you're goddamn right!!!
>oh you sweet summer child Why did GRRM write like a pedo, well Steven King was anyways
>>157800616we sent you our most eloquent brown noser to play golf with your orangutan and you treat us like rural idaho don't think this will be forgotten on day of the sauna
>>157800605>your own countrybruhhh
>>157800664why don't you build them in pensacola instead? :)
>>157800649Don't you ever compare yourself to rural Idaho again b.
Big news from Tel Aviv, Texas
>>157800649Finland is winning, bigly.
>>157800674I don't know computers but wouldn't you want it in a cooler climate?
>>157800719fine alaska then
talmout a cola with a pencil in it b?
i'm talmbout keeping your gay boxes over there this is not a hotel
>>157800759They deserve it if you want a laugh look at their ranked choice debacle
Fight day
Americans be like >lemme call my city PepsiCola™
>>157800809>Pepsi® was founded in 1557 by spanish entreprenuer muhammad la ali
Jon could’ve REALLY used that 30mil
canadans have cool names for places like medicine hat
Getting heemed by Tom would’ve been less sad than this
>>157800866He's getting paid to eat pizza b Jon objectively won and Tom objectively lost.
>>157800792then why'd they let you in?
is he really seething about Jon doing brand deals>>157800875a dream for many
>we have the worst PR in the sport don’t we?
Hokit vs Gane for the vacant title
>>157800918We need more evilchads in the sport
>>157800905Jon’s doing sales job at a booth, promoting crypto scams, getting paid to twirl a sign at a pizzeria like a big minstrel, getting flown out to Middle Eastern countries so they can shit on him, getting flown out to Russia so they can ogle at a black man like an old gorilla behind the glass, doing nutrition ads that are targeted at middle aged facebook mums with arthritis. It’s really, really fucking sad!
>>157797224Kike
>>157800961calm down dear
>>157800701That's the warrior genes baby.
>>157799031Pantoja Tsarukyan ChoiStevenson Baraniewski
gane is essentially yan and van
So alleged worst UFC champion Nicco Montano actually won an undisputed title fight, was stripped after 280 days instead of giving up after 323 days and not only did she actually come back but did so against future multiple time world champion Julianna Pena? Could've been worse
Heemsissies… I don’t feel so good…
>>157801061now we know why he pulled out of the fight
And there’s the respect
>>157801075So heckin wholesome
Betterbiev would fuck that bum up.
>>157801133he is twice his size he should fight arnold's dad instead
>>157801133Fax.
>>157801061>>157801075Does arnold allen live in canada?
>>157801177No
>>157799031>Alexandre Pantoja>Mauricio Ruffy>Dooho Choi>Gable Steveson>Iwo Baraniewski
Luke Menghold
>>157801292Cry for help
everyone is hopping on the "gable is a rapist" train but the "rape" is that some chick was drunk when they had sex. she claims she was too drunk to have consented, that's it.
Bap bap bap
>>157801308Inserting a broom handle into a girls anus is considered rape by any modern standard even if she was drunk. He’s very lucky he got that loophole.
oh here comes the simp brigade
>>157801342She went to the hospital because her anus was torn with a broom handle Abdul I know your people are less harsh on these matters
Poor Gable. I just know he can turn this around with a few key moves.*Start by getting on Rogan and then use Jones' connections to link up with streamers and more manosphere leaning podcasts.*Frame the accusation from the girl as racism. But NOT 'because I'm black" racism, more "because white woman bad" racism. When on the podcasts, frame the incident as an origin story that taught Gable from an early age to NEVER trust women, and that the Matrix is always looking to shut you down. Work in that she is who supplied the alcohol and actually got him drunk.With these simple moves, the narrative will flip. Even the majority of /heem/ wont be able to resist boying Gable after this. Of course this likely won't sway the mma guru types, but still a big shift.
this doo crying cause some doo got pussy
Gable has such offputting rancid vibes he’s never getting anyone on his side. If he was charismatic like Conor you’d see lots of people defend him
>>157801301very disrespectful
I'm schaubbing out my meng
>>157801292You could've just said cockhold
>>157799031VanArmanDoo Ho ChoiStevesonIwo
everyone think they a freak until they get fucked by a D1 athlete
>>157801027
>>157801177he trains there
>>157801510bro shut the fuck up
Ozzy Diaz fight night let's friggin go
>>157801572say that to my face and not online
'Cause I got hoes (so many fucking hoes)Callin' a young nigga phone(Ring-ring, ring, ring-ring, ring, ring-ring)Where's Ali with the (bitch with the) mo'fuckin' dope? (huh)I be ballin' like a mo'fuckin' pro (like a mo'fuckin' pro)I be ballin' like my god king Jones (Bonesy, Bonesy)Sheck Finn got so many flows (I do it all)Call me Spams how a nigga tro-
>>157801729Jonjones do be EXTRA zesty here!!
>>157801743pure jealousy
Heeminder that Gable “The Rapist” Stevenson is a rapist
>>157801177only during camp
Getting black out drunk as a chick surrounded by a bunch of college jocks do be kinda ambitious tho
the heems were tangentially around in my dreams last night but what stuck out to me the most was that japanese women cant fight for shit and for some reason gable was white
Rapereira should be locked the fuck up the mentally ill freak
Arman had a rough weight cut too. I think he eats too much fight week. Was watching his vlogs and his personal chef was feeding him alot.
>>157801812Well he is Jon's boy after all. To be fair I kinda like him. I think you gotta give the man a chance to redeem himself and make the World a better place.
>>157801812If MMA reporters had any balls they would bring it up to Dana and watch him fluster but they don’t want denied access
>>157801891he's been inactive too, i know he's been grappling but that's not the same thing. Ruffy heems him in round 2
Y’all won’t be laughing when rapedaddy reaches for he object
>>157797627yoel is like 50 years old. Its ridiculous that hes still fighting. Obviously Till will win.
Believe conceive achieve
Steve Son, Joe Son... We are all the son of someone at the end of the day
>>157801891 arman said on stream you order steak rare and coffee black or two shots espresso and eat with your hands
>>157802072tonight mr sheraf will be seans father but Gable will be his daddy
>Arman said on stream
the dawn of the final day of a world in which there are only two gay seans is upon us. tonight sean sharaf is joining the team
>>157801891That time he heemed himself cutting weight and pulled out against islam was in LA too. Coincidence? Or something in the water over there
>>157802131good morning unc
Who is your favorite rapist fighters?
You cannot bet on a guy who lost 7 fights in a row. Tai is unpickable.Just like Derrick, he doesn't even try. He's unpickable too. They always surprise you with how bad they are.
>>157802188Good morning saar
>>157802206Voitko nyt vittu olla hiljaa
>>157802179His streamer frens, Garagepedo Coach Cal and the Jaxxon Supergym are all nearby...
Doo Hoo Chois, personal vlog is doing better than embedded. Koreans really support their fighters. UFC fighters are celebrities over there.
>>157802258why would you stick a comma there? fucking retard
*re-enters the thread a new meng*
>>157802241You mean maybe one of them poisoned arman?
Ganedaddy willingly refused to be promoted as champ in order to not be in the same cursed league as the ones who were, real Ganecels understand his next fight will be his 2nd title defense
Some say Luke Rockhold has never lost a fight. Those people are, of course, wrong
>>157802258Korean fighters like zombie and stun gun kim have huge followings on youtube as well. I think it's because they're produced like variety shows that koreans love to consoom
>>157799031Pantoja Arman Choi Gable Menifield
>>157802340Dana just doesn't want that anti-draw shitter to represent the Premier Division of his Sport. He will cling on to Big Tom for as long as he's able to.
What will be the piglet cope when Zatdaddy ragdolls Colbussy's lifeless limp body on the mat and brushes his BBC against his face?
>>157802375>Anti-drawThe casual ovaltine drinking low IQ drooling masses are just unable to appreciate excellence when they see it
>>157802320Coach Cal/Jaxxon didn't have a good track record recently (Arman/Islam, Khamzat vs Sean R., Rountree injured, TJ in general) and since weight cuts are actually kinda tough, streaming and filming content instead of recovering might not be helpful
I woke up, a tear dripped down my cheek, a drip of cum dripped down by leg. Tomala was really cucked. Xhe vacated xer chasity belt, xhe vacated xer testicles. Jondady won. Ganedaddy won. My pigclitty throbbin’ at the thought of their superiority….
>>157800578>Born in Helsinki to a Moroccan father and a Finnish mother, Sara studied journalism at the Estonian Business School in Tallinn, EstoniaYou can't suffer in Finland, you can only suffer in sweden
Password : Not requiredUsername : Not requiredWas chale talking about /heem/?
>>157802473Excellent post
it's heem day
May i perchance buy you a drink madame?
We're going to get Colby/Khamzat before Christmas.
Pantoja is happily married and loves his wife.Van is an incel who never touched a girl in his life. Go with Van.
Patnoja vs Nav
just dropped a cool $100 parlay against Van tranny, Gable the disabled, and that stinky Armo ara bro
>>157802857Easiest money your bookie ever made
>>157802857If Gable wins, he gets to rape you
a diligent zootmerchant has answered my callthe card is saved
>>157802270https://youtu.be/P_i1xk07o4gFuck you nerd
>>157802743Pantoja is extremely based
>>157802743Van is very religious. He might a volcel until marriage.
>>157803029The grass still isn't cut btw I paid you already
>>157801923He’s been inactive in MMA He’s been very active grappling and wrestling, which is all he needs to beat Ruffy
>>157802179Arman claims it was a back injury but some fighters say that he failed the weight cut. Its honestly Armans own fault that he hasn't fought for title.
>>157801891Put a spoiler on that thing, b. It’s horrifying.
>>157803042i think youd be surprised b
>>157803042Ye but Ruffy betrayed his friends, he backstabbed his gym, he disregarded his day ones
>>157803131Honestly? Respect.
WASSUP
the uber eats driver is getting delivered back to the amazon via van. trust
>>157803005thats not what an oxford comma is RETARD. they arent possessive
Colbeast does the same to Cooflungs btw
>Your back looks backstabbableSOON
thoughts on raf so far?
What Doo hoo choi ate after weigh in
>>157803377Alright!
dan ho choiiii
Doo doo choi
>>157803377lemme try him beef
>I could be gambling right now
>>157803377>miso banana bread
donkey punch dana white
>>157803178Not surprised his cuts are tough. Arman posts food porn all the time. Acts like he doesn't really eat it but when the cameras are off he eats more I bet
Khamzat is beyond washed, imagine dropping points to some guard pullerexplosion is goneStrickbeast broke his will
>>157799031 Joshua Van Arman TsarukyanDooho Choi Gable StevesonAlonzo Menifield
>>157803444Proof zatdaddy is quotable
>>157799031BeastojaArmengStillmyboi-ChoiSharafBarniewski
>>157803473if you use saikyo miso it could actually be pretty goodits a sweeter white miso with a higher percentage of rice in it
>>157799031PantojaTsarukyanChoiRAPEBaraniewski
now all that's left to do is plan game scran
pork roast is in the over bros
>>157803504If I were a millionaire and didn’t have to take care of myself to get bitches, I’d indulge in delicious food all the time, to be honest.
what's the over/under on that being a spleinling mistake
Some of you guys are alright Don't bet on Iwo today
it's in the over alright
>>157803651you don't have to take care of yourself to heem wmma in fact they're usually in conflict
>>157803667Pat Barry fighters are built different. Few know this but everyone will find out.
Why are Kinski fans like this.
>>157803178Ruffy looked worse than Arman. Van looked worse than Ruffy
>>157803675Yeah I heemed more puss back then when I was a bloated alcoholic. But I feel better now, regardless. We just don’t value a good night’s sleep enough, b.
Ruffy by betrayal, Van by explosive incel rage
>>157803712i have come to the understanding that heeming is all about power and therefore defying the odds and sleeping well is the same primal desire of controlmake of that what you will
>>157803667Alonzo is a frequent shadow realm visitor, Iwo is a devout shadow realm evangelist
>>157803755Iwo is a can crusher of the highest order. His UFC wins are against some of the worst fighters ever in UFC. He almost got heemed by Ibo
>>157803755>*looks at the price of gas*get in the fucking ovennow
I love brown women
>>157803751This world is a flash of lightning in a summer cloud, b.
>everyone gets pussy, what about me, get me some pussySOON
>>157803816this is a distressing image
WAR VANWAR RUFFYWAR CHOIWAR GABLE
>>157803781Iwo allowed himself to be dropped to raise the stakes of the match and excite the fansclassic symptom of being a real heemer, something you know nothing about bappa
>>157803820just how shit is taira
Joshua “Supreme Gentleman” Van.
>>157803850highly skilled in some areas but he has zero fight iq once the hands start flyingsame thing happened with royval, became retarded once they started trading
>>157803850he's quite good. Van's grappling defense was impressive
>>157799031PantojaArmanPatricioGableAlonzo
>>157803787Can't gas us if gas is too expensive
>>157803905Are there lots of heem enjoyers in Israel?
>>157803905i will use my shovel don't think you won't pay for this right before Christmas too>>157803951why don't you marry it you freak
>>157803951there is a statue of Yanal Ashmouz in Tel Aviv so you tell me bapa
Make a schaub thread please, there hasn't been a schaub thread in a long long while
>>157803964spend less time on /pol/ kiddo
>>157803971it's better that he's forgotten
is this thread full of helwanis suddenly
>>157803983project less my education is from books such as martin luther
Idk why some of you continue to engage with "Finland." he's desperate for attention and a pathological liar. you wouldn't want to be around him irl
>>157804028I thought there were multiple Finns
migrate>>157804051>>157804051
>>157804054Shit thread, shan't
