Friday Chelsea got battered 3-0 by Bentford Chelsea scored 0 goals for funSaturday 19th SeptemberTottenham Hotspur v Aston VillaBrighton & Hove Albion v ArsenalEverton v Ipswich TownNewcastle United v Hull CityNottingham Forest v Coventry CitySunday 20th SeptemberAFC Bournemouth v LiverpoolLeeds United v Crystal PalaceManchester City v SunderlandFulham v Manchester United
manure are STILL a laughing stock hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Chelsea 'they score 3, we score 4' fc
LMAO WE HAVE VILLA VS SPURS IN AN HOURTHE LOSER IS GETTING FUCKING RELLIED
>>157799702>Chelsea 'they score 3, we score 4' fc>Manchester United 'carrick won the league since he was appointed' fc
I'll tell you who's shit and that's Spurs
>>157799718was gonna say based but found out you're a joshipedo go back bug >>157799732>I'll tell you who's shit and that's Spursthat part
>>157799741still tony btw
>>157799755yeah still tony and still joshitpedos
I miss erik and arne
big arne that cucked sharteta out of the league
>>157799721>Spurs 'we spent money therefore won't be shit'
>>157799718fat pig
what's up with Carlos the /pw/ iyo, roxanne and Tatum simp that cries about yuros?
reckon we'll get a rogering today but I hope we can take at least a point
What's everyone doing from 5pm onwards then?
>>157799908preparing /mug/
Manzambi starting. Kinda want to see what he can do after a great world cup.
SOMEONE MAKE THE HECKIN MATCHY I WANT TO SHITPOST
>>157799901You are underestimating just how shit newcastle and this matheius yayissle guy is. They look utterly dead
In the match thread I will point out how Spurs are not good at football and how their fans are cowardly and this will upset them.
Today will be the day of firsts, first win for spurs & coventry, first loss for arsenal
what's up with the bra?
>>157800007get the fuck in here now you absolute fucking degenerate homosexual perverts or ill troon out
>>157799901All we do now is boot the ball over the back of defences, if you can handle that you're okay.
>>157799901fuck off simp
SIX SEVENNNNN
>>157799901she has the same mong eyes as that stunt peg lass
>>157800199Isn't it that anime Dragonball Z To me though Ryu firing off a quick hadouken sending Spurs to go Visit Rwanda
>>157800305Chat shit about Nieve again I will slap you up
>>157799901That's my mah
>>157800432I can set you up with my mah if you like
>>157800446I also have an older sister who loves Bellingham so if you look like him we should set you up with her
>>157800432>>157800446>>157800469>I also have an older sister who loves Bellingham so if you look like him we should set you up with herfuck off simp avatarfagging as a woman doesn't make you one
>>157799901It's going to be like fighting off a rapist in a phone booth
ooo they've stolen Liverpool's name for him, this won't go down well!
Be honest English folk, has the appointment of Jurgen Klopp as new German manager worried you at all?
Spurs are fucking shit and their fans are subhuman :-)
>>157801229Cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks
>>157801304Ironically he spoke about loads of topics other than carbon dioxide such as the need to end immigration etc. so only football talk was banned
>>157801304>Interview about Ineos>ummm what about the female ball kickers Don’t care is the right response
>>157801304Ummmm hello, based department????
>wet spam
Fucking hell, Spurs can't catch a break
A few changes to the starting XI today
can't believe there are smoothbrains who don't rate Jackson
Get Spurs flushed. Now.>>157801623I've heard of... McBurnie
>>157801672Nothing impressive about knowing the favourite for the Ballon d'Or
Spurs are shit and shit at football
i hope eddie howe turns down these lots after sacking de zerbi so they'll have no choice but to call up southgate
>>157801901Eddie Meme is waiting for the United job
>>157801901>>157801915I thought Southgate was waiting for United job as well
>>157801935they'll both get a turn
Spurs' fans are to blame for all of this. The worst fanbase in known sports, not even just football.
>conceding to Spuds in the leaguelmao
Bros… im so tired
>>157801965Jim will be happy at least>>157802002Commentator keeps trying to say it's an own goal but it doesn't look like Cash's touch, if he touched it at all, changed the trajectory of the ball to me.
Get them relegated and their boring shut-in customers kicked out of /epl/ FOR EVER
Just to remind you that BrightGODS will HEEM and BATTER Arsefags in a few bings. Don't even have the excuse of injuries as it's Brightons B team vs Arsecocks A++++ team. You can all apologise to me come 18:00 (that's 6pm for you retards who can't do 24hr clocks) and realise that SURPRISED the season isn't over *checks notes* 5 games into the season. When all the games start catching up to them they'll plummet down to where they belong as they don't have the mental strength to actually do anything. Title is being City and Chelsea and Liverpool but I admit City is 99% likely to walk the league atm.Three sweet weeks of crying Red Cartel, going to be sweet. Just need Liverpoop, Cheaty and Manure to lose for a glorious three weeks.>b-b-but Chelsea lostNot my fault injuries, not my fault my club doesn't buy players it actually needs.
>>157802079you support Chelsea and Brighton, very gay
>>157802088I support any club that faces the Red Cartel. Arsecucks are not a legitimate team as they had to pay to get into the Top Flight. They would be League 1 irrelevance if it wasn't for backhanders and cheating.
SPURS SCORED. IT'S FUCKING OVER ABSBROS..........
Ys know no shame at all, you're about to see a month-long barrage of spam to drown out any talk about them.
>Before the Millwall vs. West Ham derby, West Ham fans gave Millwall supporters a location to fight but instead of showing up, they reported it to the police, resulting in the Millwall fans being arrested at the scene. Game's gone
Spurs are back!
>>157802162West Ham fans clearly read Sun Tzu.
>>157802162kek based mallets
>Letting Villa score 3 against you>Letting Spurs score 2 against youSo that's 19th and 20th sewn up. Unless Coventry change quickly this relegation battle is going to be the shortest in history.
>>157802199Says so much more about Spurs Villa are awful but still won away at the shit hole
>>157802162Arrested for what exactly? Standing around menacingly?
from PL straight to MLS
>>157802214Can get arrested if you're a hooligan, probably won't get any charge but just a stadium ban, there is actually video of the Millwall fans getting arrested either way
funny how both teams faced the perfect opponent to fix their woes and both ended up actually fixing their woes. Spurs scored - twice - and Villa won a game. Had Villa won 3-0 like they should have done, then you could laugh at Spurs. Apart from that, promising signs. Spurs are BACK.
>>157802224They didn't even bother to edit the shirt
>>157802199Have you not been watching the past few years? Villa do this every season and finish 4th.
>>157802199No, Villa will come good and finish 8th-13thTottenham yes, they will be the most embarassing relegation in the history of football, after having spent so much money
>>157802226How do they judge you to be a hooligan though? Isn't that like profiling or whatever? >video of the Millwall fans getting arrested either wayKek, what do I know I guess
>>157802224lateral move
>>157802240>How do they judge you to be a hooligan though? Isn't that like profiling or whatever?Basically, probably also supported with a few WhatsApp chats shown to coppers stating a time and place
>>157802260>WhatsApp chatsAhh, good call. There's probably a good amount of incriminating stuff in there.
>Tottenham Hotspur have finally ended their 8-hour goal drought but have now won just 2 of their last 21 home games in the Premier League
In Britain you can be arrested for anything
>>157802240Most of them are going to be known hooligans and for others it's being in the wrong place at the wrong time. You've seen people be murdered for walking through a protest they had absolutely nothing to do with and were just trying to get home for example.
oh damn ipswich already benched their 206 cm goalkeeper they just signed this season lol
>>157802162This shit could tank West Ham fans reputation btwidk, if it matters anymore
>>157802314I thought the hooliganism stuff was dying down in England, especially the severity of it, but I guess you still get some dark moments now and then.
>>157802327Almost as if that's far too tall for a goalkeeper. I've seen some of the goals he's conceded he can barely move
Watch the Yiddys get giddy as the media plays that result up over the ensuing weeks as a new dawn for Tottenham Hotspur
>Coventry now the only team without a PL goal
>>157802369Next match is at Old Trafford so they might be ok
>>157802335It has massively compared to what it was. One of my friends was at court for it, albeit quite a few years ago now, and they were all walking around like they were Billy Bright. I think only one of them went to prison and the rest just got fines/suspended sentences/stadium bans. Main thing is it was a few years later when me and him were out and he got stopped by a copper who knew who he was because of the hooligan thing.Usually there's some kind of board with mugshots on that they look at before they do their rounds or whatever so they know who to look out for. Or they did do that before stop and searches became racist. I imagine they do it on matchdays still though, especially derby days.
LETS GO BRIGHTON RAPE THEM HEEM THEM.
https://old.reddit.com/r/coys/comments/1wkmfb9/postmatch_thread_tottenham_2_3_aston_villa/Hilarious reading
>>157802417no one rated rangnick's time at united and he still guided the team to finish 6th while being an interim who came around the same month when amorim came in (amorim came in november while rangnick came in december)i'll never ever understand people romantizing amorim's time he's by far the worst united manager in living memory.
Brighton kit is class
Tigerbros....
What's up with Brighton's kit? That's not their normal kit, is it?>>157802400Makes sense. Kinda crazy that they still get stopped but such is their reputation I suppose.
>>157799979This is ageing well
>>157799979you're getting pecked by the fucking mags pal
Everton are staying UP!
ALWAYSTON HAVE SCORED HAHAHAHAH WOWWWWWWWWWWI think Everton v Ipswich might be the single most irrelevant game in the league. Everton WILL finish bottom half and Ipswich WILL get relegated. No jeopardy at all.
who is this chema dude
>>157802553Chema Rouge? Communist from Cambodia.
>season over already
Even the mighty Tigers can't cope with being kicked silly at St James' Park for 90 minutes while the referee looks the other way
arsebros......
Pascal Grob is playing like Zidane again what's going on
Goonerbros...
Brilliant goal from GroB
ipswich defenders are all over the place in defenes, they are at 6-7 as the kids say
>Spuds
>manure lost against this team in the el final
>manure were in a final
>manure is still a team
the absolute state of ARSE lmao
arseKEKBrighton gays getting jiggy with it
>penalty to Newcastle
My man united put 2 goals against this superteam before collapsing
when Spuds concede bangers it's because they're "shit" but when Arsenal do it they're "unlucky"
you think the Kuwaiti will be in here for the next 3 weeks if Brighton hold on?Yoane Missa
SAVED
I hope kostoulas doesn't turn out to be permacrooked like Evan Ferguson cause he's a special talent
>>157802982we'll have to kuwait and see
1-0 at the break at the dickinson, barry's what you call a poachers goal the difference
>>157802976sp*rs and their reddit tier fans are shit though
>Arselel don't get to spend a minute on every set piece and commit assault at corners>All of a sudden are shitNoticing
>>157802996Greeks having a good time today
you can thank me because I have 3 aw defenders in my fpl
>>157802976Don't compare the numbers of goals conceded and least xG conceded between the two.
>>157803117>muh xGis that why Arsenal's midfield couldn't be arsed closing down?
>>157803117GROOMED BY THE SEAGULLSYOU'RE GETTING GROOMED BY THE SEAGULS
Arsebros what the fuck is happening
At least Michael Carrick's Red Devils Manchester United put 2 past Brighton.
>>157802748Don’t worry mate I’m sure Irish Protestants will stop going to Newcastle for stag does one day
>>157803245>At least Michael Carrick's Red Devils Manchester United put 2 past Brighton.
>>157803117you're losing to fucking Brighton lmao
Fucking Brighton
Linesmen thought he was going to take the corner
>The Manchester United Muslim Supporters group says club co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe "must go" after he spoke out against immigration levels and said the country was "on the slide".
>no sesko for tomorrowPleaseee no more Cunha at 9 get Zirkee instead i'm sick of this
arsenal and man u are so shit lol
>Arse getting rapedwew lad
Everton are staying UP! Another shit goal by Barry
The poowaiti is running off to his Arsenonce containment general as we speak. We won’t be hearing him for a few weeks
Bloody love Brighton
Big 6 fans in the mud lmaoCould have had a 4th too
Might be offside for infetterence lads
>>157803358don't expect sven to show his face in here for a while either
>>157803358>>157803389i think an epl raid is in storewe have a fun 3 weeks ahead
>>157803369the goal is ruled out even there's no way the goalkeeper would have gotten there, it went in off the post. i'm sure howard webb & pgmol are already drafting the "we got this one wrong" apology letter as we speak
Seagulls are powerful...
Oh dear.
>ipswich
Hull was doing so well to start this season too. They could've been a contender.
check this out
>>157803540carded for being black on a saturday afternoon?
>>157803540This is why Leicester got relegated. Again.
Hull should have lost to Villa too, don’t get carried away
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAS ANYBODY SEEN ARSEWOG?
>>157803643But they didn't because Villa were shite that night.
Could probably get an updated version of Arsenal fans walking away from the stadium before full time against Brighton
B-but we had Big Gabi XL!?
>Arsenal without their corners
The media probably won't mention it but Arsenal just got battered by Brighton
media won't mention arsenal couldn't score against brighton just like how they didn't mention Maguire's handball
>>157803531they've battered newcastle all 2nd half tbf
It's over bros
A proper lube-free pounding that was
mad how Declan Shite can get away with literally kicking an opposing player off the ball
>>157803872I watched the 2nd half. Legit Brighton should have had 7 (Arse should have had 1 Havertz missed a sitter). They are literally Stoke they have no skill whatsoever they're genuinely terrible.
>>157803929>4 shots on target in the entire gameNo they didn’t
never seen arsenal look so tired
How was that not a red for rice
Walk of shame
>>157803952Not so cocky after playing a team that isn’t shit
heard arsnull got battered by brighton b
>>157803952>>157803994We don't need to see your phone screenshots.>>157804004But Brighton lost to Chelsea.
Barca/Bayern goal numbers in the prem
ELIZABETH GET THE DIVORCE PAPERS I'M GAY NOW
Carrick is a better manager than VARsenals Arteta. PGMOL won them the league.
Being unbeaten isn't for everyone
>>157804022You'll see what I say you see>kinda the whole point of an image board
Arse players immune to red cards as usual.
Arsenal
>>157804052Dumping phone screenshots isn't really the point of an imageboard.
>>157803952Could have even been like 6-0. Arsenal had fuck all going forward and Brighton kept getting ever so slightly unlucky to get their 4th.
>>157804050Neither is winning two games.
>>157804061It's is now that I know it triggers you>never admit to being triggered, you'll just get bulliedAre we all in agreement that the Premier League is just a two-team league?
>>157804105You're boring mate. Stick to Twitter.
Crikey, look at the time
>>157804116The trick is to ignore it. It's the only way you can win. Keep reacting to bullies and they will keep bullying you
>>157804140>loses to Sunderland immediately after the international break
POOOOOWAAAAAITIIIII COME OUT TO PLAAAAAYYYYAAAAAAAY *taps bottles together*
>>157804073?
>>157804152>dumping phone screenshots like a mong is somehow "bullying"Bizarre projection there. Enjoy the rest of your morning.
>>157804153Sunderland are not a big team lad
>>157804190Never said they were. Just saying this is how Brighton operate.>beat a big club>lose to shitters
>>157804179>counting non-PL competitions
>>157804183I'm about to head of to a football game. Already late. But you gave me something more interesting to do than be on time
>>157804221>would rather shitpost on 4chan than actually go to a gameSums up your priorities.
Da Gulls sold Baleba to Man Utd for 70 Million GBP and if he somehow came back I don't think he would start
>>157804211You didn't specify
>>157804199>beats Cov 5-0
>>157804258After losing to Chelsea.
>>157804235Yep
>>157804235NTA but I'm the only person in this general who ever attends matches and I support Brighton.Well, apart from the Tigers lad.
>>157804285Still can't believe you got that rattled by someone saying you were imitating Footy Scran.
>>157804296Rattled? Just having a bit of fun instead of the usual characterfaggotry and repetitive gay/trans tiktoksI can't believe nobody here attends matches. Is it because nobody else supports their local?
>>157803952was it really the perfect start? they won two dead rubbers, scraped past villa and won a highly controversial match with chelsea
>>157804310Careful with the slurs lad. You are surrounded by them.
>>157804310>Rattled? Just having a bit of funGetting someone to take a photo of you on 4chan on your cracked iPhone holding a pie isn't "having a bit of fun", you were mad as fuck.
gabriel is the most unlikeable player i've ever seen, literally panto villain tier
>>157804161KEK
>>157804310I did go but cba to enter the raffle for a chance of maybe getting a ticket
Spurs are going down
>>157804310>I can't believe nobody here attends matches. Is it because nobody else supports their local?People here attend matches, they aren't desperate attention seekers like you and the Hull fan.
Yank internet mentality on full display, will happily sit in his own shit because when you get a whiff of him he just "epically pwned" you
not a premier league match is itnot at 3pm let alone at half five
>decides who wins it>decides who goes downthe big 3 cartel run this league
>>157804367Now now aw we'll get to that, right now we're discussing arselel's fraudulence
>>157804327>mad as fuck>while enjoying a pie on an afternoon out watching my club with friends
>>157804388The Big 3 B's
>>157804396Incredibly the Leaf above ( >>157804374) is spot on. That's your mentality. You think you're better than everyone else on here.
>>157804161Can't be bringing up bottles to an Arsenal fan lad
>>157804388well run club merchants
Called it by the way
>>157804388>three clubs that should still be in League One
wheres bruv going?
>>157804388Why couldn't Burnley do it
>>157804546Because they're ran like shit.
>Chelsea title race over>Arsenal title race over>Liverpool title race overUh… what now?
Brighton almost signed that #demon Carlos Espi before Madrid swooped in
>>157804696hull too
Going badly wrong for Spurs. They genuinely thought De Zerbi and their summer spend would be transformative. They're 18th, 5 games in.
arsenal just got pumped by brighton
