A relegation six-pointer kicks off the day's Premier League action as Tottenham Hotspur host Aston Villa. The sides combined have earned 3 points and scored 1 goal, leaving the hosts in 17th and the visitors in 19th. The two have been so poor that even a win for either of them will not move them into the top half of the table.Kick-off is at 12:30pm with coverage on TNT Sports 1.Tottenham: Kinsky; Porro, van Hecke, van de Ven (c), Robertson; Tonali, Bentancur, Fernandes; Savio, Marmoush; Solanke.>Subs: Dubravka, Adarabioyo, Senesi, Gallagher, Maddison, Udogie, Gray, Bergvall, Kudus.Aston Villa: Suzuki; Wan-Bissaka, Mings, Lindelof, Ruggeri; Gomes, Kamara, McGinn (c); Buendia, Manzambi; Jackson.>Subs: Wright, Cash, Harwood-Bellis, Barkley, Garnacho, Abraham, Mbaye, Bogarde, Hemmings.
>two shit teams.jpg
>>157800007Is it too early to call mbaye a flop? he cost over 50m and hes perma el bencho, evan guessand 2.0
>that picture Lmao what a brutal mog
finking bout chelshit ydaykekkerz in me trakkiez
>>157800061average dutchman vs average c*lt.png
https://youtu.be/7vEp8UPHdnEWhat are we listening while waiting for the matchy lad
>>157800022>
>>157800061>>157800081the poofter brothers are in
with spurs at home, for me, it has to be a villa win for maximum crowd seethe
>>157800140>maximum crowd seetheIn Spurs' case, a quick "boo" followed by fucking off home quietly to Enfield
fuck trannyme
yep today is the day spuddington spudspurs score their first premier league goal!
COYS!!!!
THAT BONG LOOKS LIKE A MONG !
How many for our boy today?
Nicholas Jackson hat trickCheck em
>>157800175just to know they are suffering is enough
the..bleeding........stops today
Will Solanke ever actually score when it matters?
Suzuki has such a big motor on him
Third best side in London to be playing a football match at this present moment.I shall be watching the better two.
you lot really hate spurs dont you
i just hate football
>>157800709>Spend hundreds of millions>Shit mercenary club with no skill or heartWhy wouldn't you?
>>1578006904th best
>michael jackson
is Zion actually elite
>spuds
>>157800804that was weak from viovio
Porroooooo
>5 gorllion in transfers>solanke is their starting striker
>>157800022Just wait until we get to the Championship, we'll be blowing away and beating down everyone left and right, smiling happily the whole time
>>157800804good at saving weak shots from savio hit directly at him
welcome to _____________
Spurs spend so much on complete shite but it never gets properly talked about
>>157800835spurs after they return mudryk
Spurs still don't look cohesive. Better than last season but they still have this weird tendency to not anticipate the movement of their teammates.
>>157800840lol
Porro DEAD
>>157800840£228m No club would want any of these players
>>157800860heh just need more time... heh
Mcginn is one of the worst players I've ever seen. Still don't know what he even does other than give the ball away.
>called pedro pooroo>is shit at football Kek
Well at least spurs have an England international as their second choice right back…
>>157800869the bottom 6 don't play for spurs anymore
>>157800880those were the better ones!
luckily both teams will have the next 3 weeks to sort themselves
On paper who has the better squad between Tottenham and Atletico?
>>157800882muani was utter dogshit m8 behave
Is this a relegation battle match?
0-0
thought it was arne slot
i don't know guys tottenham look like generally a good team to me
1-0 to the fans.
Fucking kek Porro just won the World Cup, no wonder he wants nothing more to do with Spurs and their customers.
>>157800912>lose to poocastle>good team
Villa are ass
Both of these sides are woeful
Is Van Heck elite
just going to kill myself then cheers
spurs always start strong and then slowly will forget they're a bunch of footballers, villa just need to hold on
why has villa been bad since the final 3rd of last season?
>>157800007Gas the yids.
>>157800947Ran into the ground
Mateus Fernandes - 85milWill this go down as the worst signing of all time? Has no touch and has the turning circle of a bus
>>157800956it's fine he's playing for spuds so no media will report about how shit he isnow if he were to sign for man united thoughhhh
>>157800939Maybe that's why they're bottom of the table
Villa look terrible.
>>157800947Idk but now that they've lost half of their starting XI it's not getting better
The fix is in
Villa are shambolic, what the fuck happened? Are club brugge that bad?
>>157800973They sold all their best players.
If spurs can just win every game this season 0-0 they should finish in a better position than last season
jackson fuck off
why is aston villa suddenly shit
It seems the more Spurs spend on players the shittier they get
>>157800891Romero switching to Atletico should tell you all you need to know
>>157800982t. Macaulay Culkin
do you think robbo regrets that he's suddenly a starter in a relegation team? he probably thought he'd just steal a living to be a bench player there
>>157800989All their best players left
>>157800989dunno, but i aslo realized that spurs aslo shit too
to think tottenham spent like a billion dollars last transfer window KEKAROOOOO
>>157801002Should've rejoined the Mighty Tigers
>>157801002>You will never walk a-ack
where does the creativity come from in a midfield of fernandes, tonali and bentancur?
>>157801030Well Robertson and Gray apparently
I CAN'T
I was in London Stanstead a few months ago. Stanstead Express stops by Tottenham Hale overlooking Hale you can partially see the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium you can genuinely smell the horseshit and pollution from there
Cheeky 0-1 to Aston Villa would be so funny
>>157801030your mom
>manzambi dead
>>157800979So did Newcastle, and they at least look competent. Was getting Tonali out enough of a positive to balance the negative of the good players leaving?
Uruguayan jewish move
>ACL alreadyTop kek
>>157801015what are you implying here? That liverpool shouldnt have let robinson go?
>>157801030>fernandesthis is the one that baffles me the most. isn't creativity supposed to be his strength? and they spent 85m on him.bentancur has always been bog average and tonali is a defensive midfielder.
>60 shots this season>0 goalsspurs
>You're getting _____ by the Villa...Finish it
>>157801054Yes. Who's playing in his place again? That mong faced shitter?
the goal is coming soon, it may even be before halftime
Solanke has to be such a shit player to deal with if you are a coach. It seems like he does NOTHING at a high level anymore, what does he even do, what can you do with him
>>157801069Killed
>>157801079These "target man" should be rugby players really.
what would be the tipping point for tottenham? This is just pathetic atp
>>157801069Renovated
>>157801069raped
These teams have signed a million players between them and none are good
>>157801069own goaled
>>1578010574 assists all of last season, I wouldn't call him creative
>>157801069Raped by the villains
>>157801088Today I may bleed, but tonight you will dieSnatched in your sleep, in the blackest nightYou buried the truth under layers of liesThere's no return, now you've crossed the linePush me, I push you backTipping pointTipping point
>>157801069"reminded of the difficulty level in the modern premier league"
>>157801069goalless drawn
>>157801087Doesn't work for Gyökeres though
>>157801069villified
>>157801069slurped
>>157801088>what would be the tipping point for tottenham?We don't know. It probably wouldn't even be relegation. Their fans famously don't attend the very few protests which they do mount, even when they take place directly outside of the stadium people just walk around them.
>>157801069Violated
surely getting sancho on free would be better than having these lots playing on the wing?
Funny how everywhere Garnacho goes he's gets demoted to the x choice. Its gonna be matter of time he'll he demoted to free agent
Bentancur is a black man stuck in a white body
>le southern accent commentator & le northern funny accent co commentator gimmick
>>157800947They’ve lost 50% of their goals from last season (Watkins and Rogers) and replaced them with Nicholas Jackson and a spear thrower from the Bundasliga
>>157801115They have Garnachlingz but Emery refuses to unleash him
Richarlison died for this
>visit rwanda
spurs need a playmaker badly
>>157801112>directly outside of the stadiumeven when it takes place in a stadium people aren't interested only 2 of these, the one on the left is in your webm, are protesting with this paltry banner
forgot marmoush is playing
why do spurs have so few african players compared to other prem teams?
>>157801125No no you don't understand!!! Feltch and McMoist are le based and funny!!! Like being with the lads!!!!! XD
Man surely they don't persist with this Bentancur/Fernandes thing. They're terrible, create nothing.Bring Maddison on. At least he's got some charactah.
>>157801138He's there, he's on the bench
I hate the dutch
Sieg Zion
top kek, all these spood injuries
>>157801127You could train a cat to be a better striker than Watkins and Jackson.
get a band aid this is ridiculous
Marmoush and Savinho must loathe their agents
Angry Matt the one in Talksport who owns a burger van outside the stadium was correct always ranting. They are shit
>>157801160>getting salary bump compared to their city's wage to play with 0 pressurethey're lowkey liking it
Who could have imagined this match would be goalless at half time?
Tosin and Senesi are too good to be benchwarmers
Based Ally mocking how much 'Fletch' is glazing the blackie
Van de ven looks like he fractured his eye socket
Encouraging signs
Hehehehhehehe his name is Micky
still a month until tottenham face chelsea
ΜΑΝΖΑΒΙ ΜΑΝΖΑΒΙ ΜΑΝΖΑΒΙ BEST PLAYER IN THE LEAGUE
If this were hockey *everyone gathers around anxiously* you wouldn't even know someone got hurt
why didn't he let it go for a corner
spursbros...
poetry
HAHAHAHAHA
DE ZEBRA SPAAAAAAAWDZSHAKIRA SHAKIRA
FUCK OFF YOU Y SCUM BASTARDS
Oh nonono peak spursy
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>robertson
Lmao spurs are so shit
>conceding against villa>SPOODS SPOODSSPOODSSPOODSSPOODSSPOODSSPOODSSPOODSSPOODSSPOODSSPOODSSPOODSSPOODS
>>157801030Marmoush who works part-time as a deliveroo rider and Savinho who somehow made it as a professional footballer
right in the spurssy
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>robbo kept the ball inside
ITS WHO WE ARE MATE
100 million pound defensive midfielder btw
HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHA
Damn I was hoping it would be 0-0 spursbros
>marmoosh(egyptian mudryk)+savinho+fernandes=240m great british pounds
>>157801099>>157801112HAHAAHAH WELL I ALREADY SAID THEY WERE PATHETICAND NOW ASTON VILLA SCORED A GOALJUST RELEGATE THESE SHITTERS ALREADY
against the flow of play wew
shant acknowledge against the run of play goals, me
>>157801040Central London is genuinely one of the nicest and richest places in the world. Some of the outskirts of London I’d rather die than live in. When you take the train from Heathrow to the centre it’s row after row of commieblock filled with hominid trash imported straight from the arseholes of the world
TOENAIL
How are you supposed to be a football club when you can't score goals?
Spurs have lost their heads
marmoush is not a winger, he's never been a winger, he's a second striker
>>157801156I’ve always rated Watkins
Reckon they need to sack ze Derbi (or is it de Zerbi?) asap. You can just tell he doesn't have the right stuff, too methodical and autistic, typical italian.Tottenham need a Redknapp style coach again. Just keep things simple, bring out the charactah.
he swallowed the whistle or something?
Spurs and Chelsea might both have new managers before the end of the year
It's time to UNLEASH MUDRYK
They've got a month off after this, their fans still won't bother protesting - you watch. Get them flushed.
BOOOOOOOOOOO
boooooo
>Tottenham Hotsperm>West Sham Pooshited
>>157801256he's injured for 2 months
>>157801242sounds like a siege
It's time to UNLEASH XAVI AND KULU
deeply antisemetic scoreline
Thought Hoddle was dead desu
>>157801268>Finally unbanned>suddenly injuredNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>157801259>their fans still won't bother protestingwon't even bother leaving their bedrooms
Ledley King being presented his Hall of Fame spot at half time LMFAOOOooOoOooo won as many league titles as Cundy's Ange mask
415+ minutes without a Premier League goal
For me, I’d unleash Wilson Odebert
>win 3 of 7 games in charge>club gives you £300m to spend>heading bottom after five gamesde kwabi
it's fine in 3 weeks spurs will play united, they'll definitely score
>>157801283it'll come in the second half, mark my words.
>>157801281lelSports Bar will be great
>THE TORTURER OF TOTTENHAM
Spurs needs atleast a point for their upcoming relegation battle
I've been awake for 20 hours and counting
>>157801294AndyRobertson.jpg
They like losing, don't they?
Hey, it's Die Mannschaft's manager and 'pool legend, Jurgen Klopp
>>157801299I woke up 2 hours ago
https://youtube.com/shorts/2NdBoxFj24U?si=l0c8c0oenFxSQK-F
>>157801294Too bad he feels more Swiss than Congolese....
>>157801303this the game that mindbroke ange?
>>157801303>permanently staining your club in the eyes of the world as the ultimate losers only to delay your rivals winning the league by 2 yearsVery spursy indeed
But seriously, at what point do you stop trying to moneyball? Tottenham have been failing at it for years but they keep trying with the gimmicky data analysis recruitment model.Squad's got no character and the manager's a total dud.
I'm sure they'll score plenty in the championship
>>157801322The very same
>>157801326In order to attract players with character, you first have to not be Tottenham Hotspur
>mfw
>>157801303they hate Arsenal more than they love Tottenham. It's a clinical form of mental kwabitude that's only observed in the most disturbed patients.
>>157801332nah that's not how it works.Tottenham were like this many years ago. Their manager was Juande Ramos, the had no spirit, no energy, no fight and found themselves fighting relegation. Then they sacked him, hired Redknapp, who got the club to sign some of his old Portsmouth lads (Defoe, Crouch, Kranjcar) and they started doing alright. Went from fighting relegation to making top 4 the next season.Just need to be 'umble about where you're at. No need to try and engineer the perfect formula, just sign the best mid-table scrappers and build from there.
unironically over
>>157801338>y for yid
>Mock the Week in big 2026Shan't
>Our ground is an entertainment venue but we're not being entertained
Will Savio (formerly Savinho) scores?
Is it me or is it impossible to have an average game nowadays without getting slandered? I swear if a player like giggs played in the modern day he would be bullied
To think they were one of the best teams in Europe a decade ago.
9 halves of football without a goal
i smelled a hot woman's ass yesterday. It was very different from how I imagined
>>157801350I can bet my house that if I switch to dave right now its running
Unless your father forced you to become a fan, why would someone from north london choose to be a tottenham supporter?
Who is the "Streets Will Never Forget" player from Spurs?
i am starved of (You)s, will you give me one?
suprs front three scored 7 combined PL goals last seasontheir midfield provided 7 assists in the PL last seasonwhat the fuck are they thinking?
>>157801379wanyama
>>157801364>lose epl to Conte's 343
>>157801379unironically it's Ledley King has next to nothing to show for his untouchable, legendary, retired-number status within the club
>>157801379Moussa Dembele
>>157801382it's fine they already exiled their topscorer from last season because uhh....
>>157801379Lucas Moura
WE DON'T WANT UEFA CUPWE DON'T WANT TO GIVE INYEAHTOP 4's OUR EVERYTHING
>>157801344That wasn't during the social media era thougheverCould sign 10 Vinnie Jones' and they'd all turn into soft cunts
>Jackson offsideLike clockwork
>>157801379my dad still tells me about harry winks at the bernabeu every other week
>>157801390The best team to not win the league.
Nick Jackson was late kwab
>>157801379Lennon
>>157801419jealous guy is my favourite track of his
>>157801398Big fan of him trying to beat three players in central midfield every time instead of playing the simple pass to a team mate
Spurs going down?
>>157801437Ledley's knee will survive
Solanke is a marshmallow, an ice cream, a powderpuff, a pillow
What does he do?
>jackson
>the son of jack
It's getting a bit rowdy there. Some talk of the home fans not stopping off at the Spurs Shop on the way home!
looks like a bloody noise for the goalkeeper
Like, imagine Jackson with good finishing...
>heem'd goalkeeperwatch him let in a softie soon. Karius moment coming up.>>157801460defends his own players well.
THEY'RE ABSOLUTELY FUCKING SHIT YOU HAVE TO TAKE THESE CHANCES
>>157801448
when you read a stat of like "800 minutes without a goal for tottenham" i'm mentally subtracting a couple minutes from that because they just interrupted the game to fix the goalkeeper so they didn't have an opportunity to score during that time so that shouldn't count
>brilliant skill>absolutely shanks the finish
Why did Jackson think he could score from there?
>>157801486Could call it over 9 halves of football
Never noticed how fucking awful Van Hecke is. Playing for the God Six always ends with shitters getting /exposed/
>>157801448never, not with this squad
>>157800688>>157801428sadly over my head
These are two incredibly mediocre teams which make one another look good in midfield because there's tons of space but their attacks are some of the worst in recent memory
>>157801495he never looked anything special at brighton, surprised that spurs spent so much on him
fuck jackson is doing man
Spurs won't go down. They'll sack de Zerbi and hire a safe manager. The only reason they got so close to relegation last year was because they hired that Igor Tudor who was unsafe and an even bigger disaster.
robbo's washed and that was the worse advantage I've ever seen given in the past 1 day
>>157801490he saw it on tv
Lmfao Jackson and McGinn are terrible footballers. McGinn is basically a LIDL de Bruyne
spurs scored...
>Another club singing Allez Allez AllezHilarious how everyone wants to be us
Don't get footballers called Ian any more do you
dor me it's when a player is pissed off because he actually had to make a play
SPURS ARE BACK
it's over.......
should get VARED just for laughs
it's over
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
OFFSIDE HAHAHA
>conceding to tottenham awayabsolute state of viller
Offside
APOLOGIZE FUCKING NOW
they actually thought they scored lmaoooooooooo
NO ERA GOL
HOWEVAR
HOWEVER
WAIT DA MINUTE
OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAH
>>157801514>LIDLFOI
HoweVAR
AINT NO WAY
Antisemitism strikes again
OHNONONONONONONONONON
VARHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
hahahahahaha
brutal
Holy mother of ref game.
HAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHA>THE CITY OF RAPIST LOVER GEL HEAD DE ZERBI
>>157801398He was really fantastic to watch at times
Still 0 goals
HIS WHOLE DICK IS OFFSIDE
>vared
it may not have counted but now they know they can do it
THEY JUST KEEP ON GIVING HAHAHAHAHHAHA FUCK OFF YOU YS
0N0N0N0N0N0N0NN00NN00NL00K AT THESE D000DS
>>157801531>deleted
>maddison's 6head
>surely Maddison will make many chances
What's it with Scottish commentators where they always repeat themselves
wouldn't have awarded a free me
Blasians are basically Asians covered in black skin
>>157801595that's rie clive, no gaem is no wan on pipa
It’s who we are mate
>>157801588Gotchu f@m
>>157801391Genuinely brilliant defender and I fucking hate Spurs.
It looms
>Notparticularlygoodatfootballison
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
don't take your kid to the game if he has to wear the bozo headphones
DEZERBED
HEEE HEE SHAMONA!
beyond over
JACKSON'nnnnnnnn
That is fucking brutal
this is so amusing lel
AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA FOYY FOYY
SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN
>>157801624why can't he wait for his prick?
relegate these cunts
NIGGOLAS JACKSON NIGGOLAS JACKSON NIGGOLAS JACKSON NIGGOLAS JACKSON NIGGOLAS JACKSON
GOALLLLLLLLLL
Lmfaooooooooooooooo imagine conceding to JAXON
KEK
EL NICO YASSON EL NICO YASSON EL NICO YASSON
Oh my god hahahahahahahha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
ANUDDASHOAH>ANUDDASHOAHANUDDASHOAH>ANUDDASHOAHANUDDASHOAH>ANUDDASHOAH
I'm sorry Nick JacksonOOHYou are for real
Spurs are going down
OHNONONOONONONONOONONONO JEWSISSIES
Meh, going to watch Arsenal.
WHEN THE SPURSGO MARCHING OUT
If de zerbi isn't sacked by the morning I'll be shocked. Spurs aren't a serious club.
Whits the goalie dayin
that's just cruelalso, no more substitutions for tottenham
SORRY NICK JACKSON (OOOOOOOOOOOH)
OY VEY IT'S LIKE OCTOBER 7TH ALL OVER AGAIN
I've seen enough, relegate the club please
gud ebening
Don't feel bad for them. Is is exactly what they and their fans deserve. One of the most rotten, entitled, Jewish clubs in the world
Fucking bangerI know he had it in him
kinky with the poppadom hand
UH OH, FIRE DRILL AT THE STADIUMEVACUATE EVACUATE
OH WHEN THE SPURSGO FUCKING DOWN
Bro did the ISIS celebration and the french commentators were disgusted by it
Can they even afford to sack the coach?
>>157801683DIRECTLY INTO THE OVEN, JEWS
Spurs should have bought Jackson
/tug/ bros we need to reconvene
https://thefightingcock.co.uk/forum/threads/52151/ GET IN HERE
why are tottenham so cursed?
>>157801685>french commentatorsis the game on rds?
Again, Tottenham are not getting relegated.Just need to sack the Italian and bring in a safe pair of hands (aka not another igor tudor).They've got too much quality to get relegated, they're just mentally shot atm and this is NOT the type of manager you want to fix it.
how the fuck did he put it to corner
Doctor Tottenham saving another patient
>>157801700They denied Christ.
It took a team as bad as Spurs to kickstart Villa’s season. Might as well get Garnacho on while we’re at it.
The Dutch duo in defense is absolutely horrific. Cant believe Dutch people were rating Van ACK over Ake kek
>>157801303
We deserve all the banter, all the piss taking, all the bad press and all the other fucking shit we get.Stop fucking complaining about it and aim your frustration in the right direction.
If that's bruno guimarães that goes in
>>157801702>They've got too much quality to get relegatedWhere? I mean seriously. They've got a lot of ridiculously expensive players but all of them are shit.
what the hell was that kino, i've just done washing dishes
>>157801693Good film that
is the term big 6 still valid?
>>157801700No such thing, just shit staff and management, bunch of suits more concerned about their stadium earnings than running a good football club.
THEY'RE WALKING OUT!!!!>>157801719jesus christ
what the fuck was that
>>157801697>HoweLmao
>>157801701Canal+
/thug/ status?>>157801719Least delusional Spurs fan
>>157801731I think it's a gay movie
>>157801733ArsenalCityChelseaLiverpoolBrightonHull
>>157801718>two (Transit) vans, crocked Porro and old crippled fraud RobertsonYou love to see it.
>>157801733Might have to consider going to a God Five because this is just humiliating for us
>>157801733No
>>157801724>but all of them are shit.Some of them are like Fernandes, but guys like Tonali, van de Ven and van Hecke have long since established themselves as above average EPL players, and would be more productive under a competent manager.The situation is fixable. The first thing they need to do is axe the dud Italian.
>>157801719>8 upvootsGrim
>>157801700they need a rebrand like the N17 Tigers or something
Spuds gonna score their first PL goal in the United match, which they're gonna win too. It's written in the stars
>>157801744For me it's Sir Gareth
richarlison got exiled for this btw #FreePombo
Oh when the sperms! Go swimming in!
>>157801744Madness. A coward at the helm is the last thing they need.
>>157801758>van de Ven and van HeckeAre you watching the game? Fucking JACKSON danced around them the whole game
white players aren't built for this league anymore look at the top scorers list this season
relegation odds?
>not giving managers timeWhen will they learn?
Eddie Howe coming to Spurs
>>157801792My boy Zerlings...heh
>>157801702Funny how bringing De Zerbi in at the ned of last season actually seemed to work, helping the team get just enough points to avoid relegation, and this year it's just a weekly disaster with him in charge. Guess it was just the new manager boost.
Why is Spurs?
MANZAMBIIIII
>Tottenham 0-2 Aston Villa Morgan Rogers - gone Ollie Watkins - gone Emi Martinez - gone Ezri Konsa - gone Youri Tielemans - gone Lucas Digne - gone But here are Villa, battling for the badge; fighting for their manager.
BLOOOOTER
lollllllll
JUST A PERFECT DAYYYYYYYY (bueno dia)
COMEDY CLUB
nice goal
good goal
3-0
RAAAAAAAPE
hahahahahahahah
stop it they've had enough
holy fuck
OH MY GOODDDDDDDDDD HAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAH#FOYS
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA RAPE RAPE RAPE
Kinsky lmao
Oh dear oh dear lmaooooo
BLOOTER
>3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0
GOLAZO
IT'S ALREADY DEAD MAN!!!!
FIRE DRILL AT THE SPURS
bruh
There's no recovering from this. Spurs are getting relegated this season. The fans are done. The players are done.
just score goals lol
>>157801824>here are Villa, battling for the badge; fighting for their manager.This is the first game in the PL where they've actually looked worthwhile.
>>157801849no one can save that
I told you he's Karius'd
KINOOOOOOO
Enough is enoughGet Levy out
spurs fans leaving early to buy beans so they won't have to get bubble bath tomorrow
SPURSISSIES...OUR RESPONSE???
Thomas Frank died for this
more dead gaza children this week award
GASSEDASSED
how is this 0-3? Villa had nothing in the first half?
You know what they're going to do right? They'll sack De Zerbi during the international break
funny thing is that all brokers thought this might be it, that spurs will finally win a match
https://thefightingcock.co.uk/forum/threads/relegation.52086/page-15 we're here
Bro these fucking clowns LMAO, I can't.
a fucking banana
to think that they conceded world class blooter for the 3rd goal in two consecutive games
O'Hara rope when?
hate keepers when they're holding the ball, they know the cameras are on them.l and they always ham it up
>Buy our home kit advertisement in this situationlmao
Tell me /spug/are you De Zerbin or De Zerbout?
I'm starting to think that Tottenham have some issues
De Zerbi is supposed to stay for 5 years
Guys, I'm going to become a fake Spurs supporting reaction streamer, loads of money in it
SACKED IN THE MORNING SACKED IN THE MORNING SACKED IN THE MORNING SACKED IN THE MORNING SACKED IN THE MORNING SACKED IN THE MORNING
off topic but what are these boots?
>>157801907I give him 5 days
>>1578018955:30 the Sports Bar is live, O'Hara and Cundy
How the fuck can you be this mentally checked out 4 games into a season?
>>157801879>De ZerbiAnd nothing will change.
>>157801895Cundy warning him to not make his daughter a spudz fan.
OLE
>>157801907>5 yearsI give it until christmas KEK
BRING ON THE HUNKS
Just remember that there are MILLIONS of K*reans who got baited into becoming Spurs fans because of Son lol
eddie howe died for this
That's it, we need more NFL games to fund more shit players
where did it go wrong
at least the tranny flag is still up
If my team was 3-0 down and I saw Conor Gallagher coming on I'd commit a homicide.
>>157801919They haven't scored a single fucking goal, it's biblical levels of curse.
>fans leaving by the thousands alreadyKEKAROOOO COMPLETELY CONQUERED
>>157801936heh morons, i didnt support spudz when Berbatov played there.
>>157801942Upset Ruben Amorim
>>157801936That's ok though, at least he still plays there.. right?
>>157801936The worst thing to happen to them since the invasion of Manchuria
MOST DANGEROUS LEAD???
They did it!
>>157801886didn't even last four minutes fucking fuck off you spuds
>>157801946apologise
1-3
THE CURSE IS BROKEN
>>157801916EFL round up
>Own goal
kek
ah feck
>>157801968Zoomers look so fucjing stupid. Do they know that?
>conceding to TottenhamOH NONONONO
OG means spurs still haven't scored
baka
Spurs still haven't scored
>First goal since May
I was just about to say it'd be funnier if they finally got a goal after being raped
>>157801982Own goal
yeyyy my united won't be the team spurs will score their first goal in the league
>top scorer: own goal
>>157801946Kek
>>157801971I honestly feel bad for them. They support their club but their owners are genuinely incompetent. That Europa League trophy over a year ago was a fluke.
ENCOURAGING SIGNS
>>157802023Kek
should i visit rwanda? weird that arsenal is sponsoring villa.
Spurs fans I know genuinely thought they'd be challenging top 4 again this season.
wait ain't spurs' fans come back to stadium for villa's own goal
>struggling against Ross Barkley in AD 2027K E K
>>157802028>I honestly feel bad for them. They support their clubThey don't. They attend matches like the good little customers they are but that's not supporting the club.
>>157802033Been deciding between Italy and rwanda
Spurs are the better team in the last 5 minutes.
>>157802030
>>157802049Yeah I'm the best supporter, I never go and just watch everything on sky
smelling a cheeky late tammy's goal
>>157802041No reason why they might not. It's definitely better than last season. All it takes for a couple of players to click and get fit and they'll be tearing teams apart. Talk of relegation is absurd when shitters like Hull, Ipswich and Coventry are in the league
>>157802041Where does such a level of delusion come from?
>>157801780Have you watched any of the last 4 years of their careers?
>>157802026IT WAS AN OWN. GOAL. FUCK OFF.
The epl website gives the goal to Gallagher. You lost, antisemite chuds.
>inb4 they lose to Coventry
>>157802058Holy shit
>>157802014cope he is now spurs top scorer
>>157802058Nice
>>157802080Will be changed
>>157802071that is the purest cope lmfao, Villa are really bad this season
cash is stupid
>>157802080I'm still not apologising
TEL AVIV NOT IMPRESSED WITH DE ZERBISEND HIM A PAGER AND FORGET
Spurs have got Man Utd next. So first win for De Zerbi
De Zerbi, deep down: "I really want Mitoma."
>Tottenham's next game is Manchester United>El Shitico Derby
>>157802105A stoppable force meets a movable object
>>157802105>implying he will be there
Spurs will buy OG for £50m in January
>>157802117lol
kino refcam
>>157802120but then he would be scoring goals for the other team
>>157802120>50mIt'd take at least 85
>>157802120Only if he were called Owen Goalinho (now Goalio)
Van de ven is rotting in shartenham. Such a shame
>>157802120OG Loc
Savio is the only good recruit so far
Only fucking Villa could have ruined the meme.
Right that's it I'm putting the heating on
>>157802137White ngubuSenesi should start
>>157802137He's shit. >le run le fast manBecause he is constantly out of position 'marauding' into midfield.
Too late
Guys Spurs are BACK
sort it out villa
And there's the reminder that Villa are VERY VERY VERY bad and STILL beat the Ys in their Entertainment Centre
Tottenham got a second goal and all it took was the 8th minute of a +7
>Concede two to Spurs>Get man of the match
Soccer games are too long. Extra time is nonsensical
>Not giving a few extra seconds after the goal.Ref confirmed for anti-semite
In the past this would've been a draw.
>>157802175Based Zion man
Only fucking Villa could be 3-0 up and still nearly blow it. Promising signs. This means O'Hara and Expressions won't be suicidal.
Think it's time for the italian to get the sack.
>>157802176>tiktok brainoh you prefer 15min commercials about pills and insurance you fat yank retard?
no heccking way!
>>157802202I look like this but I don't say this
>>157801934should have started the hunks from the get go
how many goals do Marmoush and savinho have? did city scam another club?
>>157802195If they do that now they have to pay him £57 million btw
>>157802234Savinho is good, don't bully him.
get over to the arsenal rape thread, brighton are going to batter them.
I really miss the "yeah yeah yeah" theme of the PL
Do you?
I really miss my wife
>Hotspuds
>>157801684should i watch this film ?
