YFO

glammylad should check out neath abbey

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lleision_ap_Thomas

in awe at the brain on this lad

yeah we don't need another neek of neath thanks

B.Can.L. (Bachelor of Canon Law) in 1511B.D. (Bachelor of Divinity) in 1512 at university of Oxford

last heard of heard in 1541(28 years old)

>there's still an ODI series versus Sri Lanka to go after this
Jesus fucking Christ

>>157804131
Oh right, I forgot this isn't actually a cricket general.

I actually thought of 'neek of neath' long before you did, but didn't post it for obvious reasons
surprised it took you so long to come up with it

no you didn't

>uhhh achktually I invented it in my head but kept it to myself
lmao seething neek of neath

>>157804131
all shite ball cricket should be banned until we make test cricket competitive again (outside muh big 3). it's been so dire watching anything outside the ashes the last 5-6 years

>Britzo Blogposting Hours
Shan't

>>157804198
>>157804217
why would I lie about something so trivial

looks like bingo winged brothers from Berlin are in

right
going pub

>Shan't
please PLEASE stick to that promise - and for every /cric/ going forward too, unwanted yank

why the fuck is county championship moved to tuesday instead of weekend

because countystreams and bard (pair of neeks) are the only under-40s who care lmao

Made a solid 43 in the intra-club friendly earlier
Also picked up the wicket of the leading run scorer for the 2nd XI, and had a 1st XI all-rounder snicking off too but the keeper dropped it
Don't think the averages will go online though unfortunately, would have given me a nice end-of-season-boost

>>157802220
Beauty of club cricketing is that it's a sport you can genuinely play at a good level up until your 50s or even 60s
Certainly not a sport where you need to retire at 35 (btw, I'm younger than Buttler, Root, Dawson, Rashid, etc)

>>157802257
It's been a while since I watched the film
Was Amadeus the true talent, and Salieri the copycat talentless hack?

>>157804449
Nobody can really work out the logic of the ECB, other than that they're determined to kill off county cricket by any means possible, so that The H*ndred can take over
Think the final gameweek is back to a Thursday-Sunday slot

how many ages old is it

>so that The H*ndred can take over
also bard:
*plays and promotes the donedred to the (highly impressionable) next generation at the grassroots level*

>>157804928
>>157805242
>The Hundred is a professional cricket league in England and Wales. It is the only cricket league in the world that uses the 100-ball cricket format.
First time I've heard of it, then again I haven't regularly followed cricket for 11 years.
>not even 20 overs
lol might as well just transition to baseball at this point.

>>157803602
based
we're a BLC05 general - 21 years old and still the GOAT cricket game. mad that.

What's boring B blabbering on about now

the welsh might have unathletic dna but you don't see anglos' follicles bouncing back like that with a bit of fin

Ewan Thomas,.Colin Jackson etc

shut it ol bingo wings
fuck off back too Dusseldorf

>enjoy the cricket
>only way to play it is to find jeets somewhere who play it
>hate jeets
I suffer in the states

"yfo saar"
- the jeets

>>157807518
>tf
>tp

>>157807518
Indian has ever right to say YFO in cricket thread

>>157807478
Moving to the hellhole that is the UK is sadly the only way. All US cricket is just jeets it would seem.

god I love a Guinness
Love a battered fish too
because it quells the emotional pain

I am an alcoholic

>im a sad faggot
wow interesting stuff

alchy b doesn't want to face his climbing failures sober
sad

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>>157808478

Born one day after the 9/11

>>157808620
I've got tangibly, undeniably better this year

always moving forward me

I'm staying in my lane

Carpe diem
My grandfather surely exists somewhere

When you think about it, it's ridiculous to suggest consciousness only exists within some laptop thumbing apes
The world is way stranger than you can ever even begin to imagine

By pure probability and numbers
It's ridiculous to suggest what you are experiencing right now is unique to laptop thumbers

I lingered round them, under that benign sky; watched the moths fluttering among the heath and hare-bells; listened to the soft wind breathing through the grass; and wondered how anyone could ever imagine unquiet slumbers for the sleepers in that quiet earth.

>>157808047
Australia would be a better bet, though then you've got to learn what a fucking kilometre is

mad how the world is literally going to be ended by laptop thumbers (via AI)

you're the laptop because all you do is lap your top

>>157809018
>got better
wow you've gone from v2 to v4 (probably largely asterisked at some reddit sofa gym) in 4 years of bouldering. amazing
I'm not counting v1 because anyone with arms and legs can do v1

>nooo you couchy neek you can't climb at all
I could literally do a v3 tomorrow, v5 with 2 weeks of training

>>157809643
it's actually an airy well presented desktop computer you neek

it's actually an airy and well presented two bedsits
you are actually a bedsit, because all you do is go to bed and sit
you couchy neek

>v5 with two weeks of training
a v5 in Donedon maybe. Not in Darlington

would hate to be that predictable

London is the home of bouldering
the city where rando skinny japs waltz up v4s as a trivial warm up

>>157803520
genuinely didn't expect it to be as good as it was
quite impressive

Literally not true
Everything you say is untrue
dayan akhtar, Hamish McArthur, max Milne etc they are all down city bloc leeds

City bloc leeds is the home of bouldering

is he a closeted real estate agent
>it's not tiny it's quaint!

bouldering is a completely made up activity
climb outside like a man

https://youtu.be/3T5hiI6nTbw?is=t84QD5Cti6pIkANu

*Be's the song way better than yank shite like MCR or system of a down*

>>157810275
Climbing is primal

>>157811147
production sounds alright but vocal melody throughout is boring and not catchy at all
dire take mate, toxicity mogs this

looks like like pozzie brown noser of yanks is in

zachys music taste is much like his personality

>shartstralian
>trying to be a music critic
Best to stick to shitting in public

yeah
I'm into kind of philosophical stuff
Like a Welsh choir
I want to capture something in this laptop thumbing hellscape

>posts shit track
>"actually you guys have the shit tastes"
love your work Blacky Z

mate you like the nine inch nails lmao
if I were in charge of the British empire you would be sent straight to prison

im not whoever you think i am

Musical prison

for you and me to live in
https://youtu.be/m4L20t8Dvlg

the brown noser of yanks be like spins *pretty hate machine* what an album
Holy mother of cringe

>>157811928
Tune

OH POOEY POOEY
POOEY POOEY POOEY SHARTSTRALIANS

how does he even find these shit bands. must just go on youtube and type in "boring music"

which brit was the mag bay liker?
that was the last good music post from a brit flag

bit rich coming from a nine inch nails fan
the Australian IQ is deeply regrettable
If I were in charge of the great kingdom of Wales I would hand Australia back to the natives over night

you're not even in charge of your own bedsit

who's in charge of it then?

>>157812707
G O N E
O
T
T
E
M

bedshit

pozzie brain be like there's this south African we have robbed
but we cant pronounce his name so we will call him Shane

>>157812833
hilarious
never consider a job in comedy, you kiwi nonce retard

>bedshit
Is that a bedsit but for convicts (i.e. a prison call where they belong)

i got a mlb jersey this week
its weird, would never contemplate buying the equivalent for a cricket team i liked. kits are just not really a focal point in cricket, and most of them are dogshit

he got real mad at "bedshit" for some reason
very curious..

I can't stand toil, laptop thumbing, it's actually pure suffering. An affront to human nature and God
When will a golden knight and shining armour and carriage take me home to neath port Talbot

you're the bedshit because all you do is shit your bed

bedshit is just a poor man's rugshit

>>157813130
He gets incredibly upset over extremely benign posts all the time
He's just an angry, hate filled little man with literally nothing else going on in his "life" except shitting up /cric/ with boreposts

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Great job Marnus

I'm so old that I was around back when Labuschagne used to be a run scoring batsperson

I find it extremely regrettable the fact I am a human being, and I find sex as a human being repulsive

/end conversation

ZachAIybot going into overdrive to try and prove it's human kek

>>157809524
>Australia would be a better bet
True. As long as you don't mind the heat.

its time to come out of hiding
a condition that has made me an anxious, and squalid, and bitter man

didn't ask

Down with the prophets

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Well, looks like it's going to be the hottest winter on record iykwim

Looking at an A-frame townhouse to buy. Because the bedroom is up stairs in a lofted area would this technically be a bedsit?

Need Riyadh up in smokes

Zachy is fighting fit to go fight the Russians. I'm sure he'll be a leader in the uk army like he is here. Got SASR written all over him with all that mountaineering experience he's got.

haha

>>157816609
haha ikwym haha iykwim haha

>>157812707
kek bodied that freak

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>>157816609
does getting nostalgic for doompaul mean im an ancient boomer ready for the scrapheap lads?

A FUCKING FECAL COLONY LMAO

bouldering later

The Fittonia albivenis in my terrarium has sprouted again
Thought it was a gonner
its what nerve plants do apparently

stepmumdering later

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>>157821038
based

turns out ~three years isn't their actual lifespan. They just shed the above soil bit

>>157821155
those nigs will pop up in every pot in their vicinity

poor zimbabwe :( I wish well for them

I like ollie peake

final fantasy V is a good game

so NZ officially no longer plays rugby (union or league) so surely this will funnel a good amount of money into cricket, maybe our second golden age is closer than people thought

>>157816616
you technically own a bedsit as part of your property empire yes
a bit like me with my bedsits(2)

>>157821570
it's a very good game
not quite as good as iv or vi, but still excellent

better than both imo but I don't like any sci fi shit in my FF, and don't care about story in games

bedshit

>>157821590
crisp npc

IX and V are the best FF

based ix enjoyer

What's a crisp NPC

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>What's a crisp NPC

>Dragqueen Quest XI

Went out with the cricket lads, out until 4am with the 21 year olds
Can't work out if that makes me a top bloke or completely tragic

makes you some kind of non-hetero desu. could have been in bed with the 19 year old proto

>>157821953
Got her coming over in a couple of weeks unfortunately so there's going to have to be that sort of nonsense then
And she's 23 or something like that, I think

>>157821570
it's no BLC05

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>>157803619
Oh!
So cric is one of those generals? I thought you all had higher IQs

BSA here btw

do fake women age faster or slower than real women

reckon faster, fella
real ones have only Father Time to contend with. fake ones have the manufacturer’s warranty as well innit

>>157822315
>>157822346
welcome fella

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remainder: an American flag posting here could be HIM

>>157822315
/cric/ is the highest IQ general on this site. They just hide it because of politeness. Good breeding and all that.

1st reply ITT lads

GOTTEM

GO
ZIMBABWE
GO GO GO

I want Zimbabwe to win

Oliver Peake sounds like a fake name for a movie hero or something

>>157823853
sounds like an english person saying theyre gonna take a quick look at something

>>157823878
Oliver Peake. Scholar. Gentleman thief. Voyeur.

we need inglis out here
he's not even australian btw

oh dear oh dear oh dear. Back to the ladies changing rooms with Peake.

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Everyone wants Zimbabwe to win

What are we to do about Australian white ball cricket? It is simply not up to snuff.

>3 match JAMODI series
just fuck off

Zimbabwe would have won a proper series
3 quick games and out of Harare
Pig 3 cowards

btw even if Zimbabwe lose this (which they probably won't), it doesn't change the fact they would have won a 5 matcher, and you literally can't prove me wrong

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>>157821866
good game
It will just never be the masterpiece that is Dragon Quest VIII, but that's fine

pozzgaylian flags gone real quiet lol

zimbabwe winning might just heal the universe a bit from that shite geese album
still hoping but yjk Aus will still somehow win in the end. can something good happen for once PLEASE

Lads wtf Graeme Cremer is playing?
I remember his soulful leggies well. Bloke must be like mid 40s, a lot older than me
Zimbabwe has a history of fielding really old spinners desu, Worcestershire's great Ray Price is another example

Oh dear oh dear oh dear

Outglis, he shall be named

Graeme Cremer
that's mad that is
He was quite exciting as a young leggie
Playing South Africa used to bring out the best in him a little bit

not the first creamer you've like the look of I bet haha

>struggles to beat England in England without rain intervening
>loses at home to West Indies who unironically don't care about cricket
>losing to Zimbabwe, literal minnows who play competitive internationals once every 14 months
why are Australia so bad now?

He was always a pretty decent leg-spinner as far as I could tell. A lot better than Kuldeep Yadav for instance, who gets by because of the resources behind him and generally helpful conditions and playing opportunities
I mean, Ray Price was good too

it's joever we got too cocky
aus have won :(

don't use the term 'minnows'
find it genuinely offensive and thick, and you are not doing anything to help this sport that is barely ever played

>find it genuinely offensive and thick
nobody cares

t.nobody

aha

Oh dear oh dear oh dear

The aussies will have to slog their way out of this situation, I fear

>yeah just gonna hit it in the air to a fielder

zampa you brainlet
now some tarq literally called 'spencer' has to win this

Only 5 sixes needed now. ez

>tfw no qt white zimbabwean cricket watching gf
it's not fair bros

>>157824768
Do you have a qt white Australian cricket watching gf?

>white women

the average pozzie is probably thinking 'ok but when does the bbl start'

Spencer Johnson would be more familiar bowling instead of batting, I deduce

Bong Bashing Legends? Or as I like to call it the Ashes

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If Pakistan and Australia had a baby it would be called Kangashkhan

time to laugh at ausFAILian cricket again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0o8by05rtMY

>>157824784
No it's just muslims here and they don't racemix. I can't even get a qt vietnamese gf.

Johnson just smash 3 sixes and Australia win, too easy.

not known for their IQ are they
unlike the Welsh who are known for having enormous brains

I think zimbabwe, the minnows, will screw this up

>JUST DROPPED THE FLOWER/MACGILL TROPHY

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forgot pic

dropped the mugabe-rolf trophy

>>157824944
Don't associate that disgraceful human being with Mugabe.

Game is tight like arse cheeks

9 needed off the last? yeah I'm thinking I'm going to put the cricket on and watch my first ball of this series thanks. shame it's a dead rubber thoughbeit

Oh no no no Zimbros.

oh fuck it's over

Zimbabwe should be timed out from taking 10 minutes to start this over.

The six that silenced a nation....

>Have /weakmind/ bowl after dropping a catch
>Get hit for six first up

fuck off Nathan Smellis you low IQ fraud

Would be funny if it's a tie (I am at least two balls behind the live action).

SCORES LEVEL
C
O
R
E
S

L
E
V
E
L

As if there was any doubt

It's over

Black people haven't been owned this hard by white Aussies since the Stolen Generation.

>bowen backs a team
>said team snatches defeat from the jaws of victory
many such cases. bruv channels his unathletic genes from thousands of miles away

yeah run away down south now to cape town brainlets
none of this changes the fact Zimbabwe would have won a proper series

dropped the taylor flower cup...

>don't be mean, don't call zimbabwe minno-ACK

>>157825089
so it's MY FAULT the good guys never win is it
wow
what next
am I responsible for the dribble on your grandmother's chin?

>celebrating a struggling victory against zimbabwe with your last wicket pair
lmao imagine warne and mcgrath's australia behaving like that. humiliation

>came back for two just in case
they should get the extra run

>>157825140
winners go home and fuck the prom queen.
losers baz it on their own

>prom queen
FOBNOY

>>157825240
>loser doesn't get the reference
kek

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>Nathan Ellis
A blonde brainletbasher from Worst Wales

Teams

>London spirit
>Punjab Kings

I'm not done throwing up yet
give me a minute and I'll be right back with you

>jeets are even playing for Zimbabwe
kek

tbf Wales can only produce decent athletes when you put 'New' and 'South' in front of it

ShreyASS Iyer

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>>157825162
>Welcome to Ayers Rock

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>>157825462
absolute nonsense just like all your posts
Iwan Thomas is literally the fastest white (black) man in history over 400 metres except maybe that yank Jeremy warriner

>>157825582
>400 meters
aka the cuck length of people too slow to be 100m winners, and too fat to be endurance racers. 400 meters only counts in swimming

>>157825665
What an absurd opinion

400 metres and 110 metre hurdles the pinnacle of required athleticism

https://youtu.be/QLcgbjTe7lE?si=AdsD1F3qIMHiLwNT

I don't see what's so bad about admitting the welsh aren't good at sport? it's just a fact with centuries worth of evidence
they have dylan thomas at least. just stay away from athletic pursuits - not personal, it's simply not for everyone (see also: bindia)

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pure drip
might buy this for boulderin in

Gareth bale has some goals that could basically be George Weah but the Welsh aren't good at sport, nor athletic
Stupid pasty Anglo-Saxon neek

Love seeing Ed Sheeran crying on stage, guilt over his shite music
Just need Harry Styles and 1975 to do the same and we are all popping champagne

>Harry Styles (from redditch like bard) was in a Nolan film
can't believe that really. very grim fact actually

pretty sure we all agreed a few threads back that crash bandicoot, rayman and spiro all mog final redditsy

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>>157828097
it got worse. I think harry styles got sold as charismatic to some aging yank female director. Dire scenes

'love on tour'
yikes
60 IQ

>>157828792
Crash Bandicoot 1>2>3
Spyro 2>1>3

Simple as
Spyro 2 probably the best game of them all lettuce be reality

>When asked in a 2013 interview with British GQ whether he was bisexual, he replied, "Bisexual? Me? I don't think so. I'm pretty sure I'm not."
why is everyone from redditch like this? reminds me of bard's little ''''experiments'''' with his former flatmates

oh look the grouchy couchy is lashing out again
clearly not done his 20mm max hangs today

I'm grouchy because Zimbabwe deserved it more

actually you're the reddit because all you did was read it

Australians are too low IQ to feel pressure
Thats why they often, annoyingly get over the line
Basically vacant 60 IQ sport machines

>>157830110
Its not low IQ, they just maintain the perfect slight hangover. Makes them chill and twitchy.

if you think it's ok to drink out of a sweaty shoe like some low caste pajeet probably has to then sorry but I'm simply better and far higher IQ than you can ever dream of

In a very old pub, small in North England
Some long-haired chap is ranting about religion and maybe Israel
Just the way it should be

https://youtu.be/B4gSzkkOZO0?is=IqYeF5Zllnxaf49W

>>157830350
no I'm sorry Australians are low IQ in general, it's just a fact
labuschagnes name obviously isn't labuSHANE

I don't even read it as labuSHANE anymore
I don't know why pretends that's his name, nobody in his family thinks of his name as being that

just stupid

seething in his bedshit

high IQ bedshitter

>>157830444
Bro, I look like Jack Reacher with the brain of Frasier Crane. Would couldnt hang with my shit.

LabuSHANE required every 5th braincel in a pozzie mind as it is
normally imports stick to 2 syllables so the locals can cope with it
you just know it's Stoinapaploupodopopus and Konstantínosonos and not Stoinis and Konstas

because all he does is sit in bed and post shit

the actual pronunciation isn't even that difficult

the longer his career goes on the more the mind just returns to the correct pronunciation naturally. Australians are so thick goddam

narrow chested brit seething in his bedshit, forever.

wow you can pronounce one word. riveting. btw this means certain man knows more afrikans than welsh lmao

I just think that room's to end, how commend them from your dreams?
Save that money for a rainy day for the sake of future days
You better have nothing for me, you better move year on your face
You hide behind a borrowed chase for the sake of future days
For the sake of future days

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>certain man in the middle of the sentence
yikes
memelet neek

geese are sh-ack

https://youtu.be/2F8OJh-75aA?is=tcri_J_SL0wiM9gU

After two years of training flexibility I can now sort of touch my toes. Horrendously inflexible genetically

>>157832344
How have you been drying your toes post-shower/bath all these years?

genetics cannot be escaped sadly. meanwhile 2 weeks is all I'd need to body a non-asterisked v5

>a fucking leaf
What's the name of that brown canadian who used to post on /fa/ in the good old days

Tripskank. That was it. Her and Neil Young are the only Canadians of note

>>157833085
pure delusion
and you won't anyway, you couchy king

Project Hail Mary has to be the most Reddit film of all time
Absolutely diabolical

>you won't anyway
well that part's true
not a redditor. smartly using my non-welsh dealt card on elite bicep curls

So Imran Khan is rotting in a prison cell for doing nothing wrong, meanwhile the Pakistan government are like being really weirdly enthusiastic about Saudi Arabia
Hmmm

>>157833609
will never do a bicep curl in my life, will continue to mog you at chin-ups

This fucking clown in charge of Pakistan army talking about Saudi Arabia
He's probably an agent but it's just pathetic regardless

imagine brown nosing Saudi Arabia

*be's is just waking up*

>>157834358
'grats on the win m8

When America falls will the world fall with her?

didn't realise there was a post-Isaac BCNR album
doubt it's as good as the previous (although that too was kind of carried by the last track)
going to give it a spin now anyway

>all femle vocals
yikes lads, might be a tough slog this one

it's absolutely awful
Isaac wood was the band entirely

https://youtu.be/7l2G86KmFXE?si=E4ibkmWODyIatcCH

>>157823878
kek

had a blood nose in my sleep

https://voca.ro/1dn7PpW7ZNsj

luv a zachy 'roo
been far too long
my favourite one was when he completely bodied all northerners - called the 'scum' I think. so ironic now that he's moved to dork

yeah that wasnt me

>>157815266
I'm from Florida. it is currently 85°F and the sun is setting.

It all appears to be kicking off, except it's not

https://youtu.be/okJEGrpVIy8?is=wgdkZf4M8Q_cUtgx

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>I'm from Florida. it is currently 85°F and the sun is setting

wow that was a horribly reddit album. why does it sound so yankish? -3 instantly just for that
and yes I mean in the anything I don't like is reddit sense
grating vocals and mediocre instrumentals, except the last track which was kind of good. overall, insists upon itself but I guess pitchfork didn't want hate for criticising the new lady singer
no tracks even approaching basket ball shoes (album version) if we're to be desu about it

wtf why does it say desu i said onions

>>157835996
Florida is the only place in the world where both alligators and crocodiles coexist.

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Why is Imran khan in jail exactly? Nobody has any idea
This shit makes me scared

He's getting his arsehole zutted the same same way as bnob did (does?) by his gay steppy d and that's pretty funny

Won't explain why because you have to be a complete hyrox shitting brainlet convict if you can't figure out why

>>157835532
dont forget england has heatwaves. old people there literally die when it gets over 26c

reminder 26c here is 45c in pozzieland (we have tiny houses built for the cold)

bedsit, more like heatsit

>>157836908
I've been to Ingerland. it never once got above 75, and that was in June. it even dipped into the 30s when I was in Scotchland. could not tolerate that level of cold

>I've been t-
shut the fuck up fat. nobody asked for your life story. 1st reply ITT

>>157837212
cry about it

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>>157837264
whos your baseball team, fella

>>157837034
blog on you boring bastard

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>>157836567
BREVARD
R
O
W
A
R
D

>>157837488
cOORRRRR

sebjeet replying to his ausproxy again

don’t ya have a date with medbedev fella?”¿

aussie won that game and the series 3-0

>>157837488
based Brooke appreciator

Bros theres test cricket on Thursday night
6pm start too so can watch two sessions without ruining the ol' sleep schedule

>>157844297
it’s a one dayer