Chiefs aren’t making the ploffs
Today he will make lame kiffin pay the ultimate price for his betrayal of Ole Miss
>LSU after taking care of Ole Piss in approximately 5 and a half hours
>>157808298Unfortunately, they are. They have a super soft schedule. They're only playing like three or four playoff teams during the regular season.
>yeah bro I still root for my team after they left my city. It's all about loyalty bro
Why don't teams use Wishbone?
Mahomes owns me
>>157808433because tight ends are OP
>>157808433because players don't want to play the wishbone
>>157808433Full House mogs
>>157807948>Holy shit /myguy/ Trinidad Chambliss>>157808131>Ole Miss' black QB Trinidad Chambliss is significantly higher IQ than LSU's white Sam Leavitt. Leavitt plays like a fucking dindu shuck and jive while Chambliss is the grandmaster Yakub progenitor of offence Chambliss is top 3 QB in preseason Heisman lists and mock drafts and all that and I know there was some bad QB play last year at Arizona State where Leavitt transferred to LSU fromBut can you please not get a life-altering gay crush and obsession where you're spending all your free time sucking the dude's dick and shoving the dudes balls down your mouth?Just be cool
>>157808433More good TE than FB, might as well run split close
>>157808298>>157808408Bills & Patriots Bengals & RavensJags & TexansChiefs EaglesBears & LionsSaints Niners, Rams & Seahawks
Nobody believes in us
>>157808475
What is the purpose of PFF’s existence at this point if it’s useless for informing fantasy football players and bettors?
>>157808485>Nooooooo don't post things you find funny you have to post how i do please be more like me!!!Why the fuck would i listen to you? I wipe my asshole with your opinion faggot
>>157808435bustin cuckatini...
Some broken hearts never mendSome memories never endSo tears will never dryI hope every packer fan dies
>>157808285Flag merchant
>>157808621I second this
>>157808532I was also going to add learn to be funny. Your humor is so low brow (and often involves seething and developing romantic feelings for these guys whose balls you're gagging on), that I didn't even know that's what you're trying to do. Just add stuff like "I'm trying to be the /sp/ clown"And quit seething so muchNot good for you
In honor of ALL black lives, I will not be watching nfl football this weekend. Instead, I will be reading and educating myself on the history of black slavery, the systemic oppression of black people, and what my duty is as a white person to make things better for all these blacks we have in America. I think you all would do well to follow my example (in the past, I’ve noticed racism in these threads)
>>157808674But it's not February
>>157808638>seething Clear projection. I'm not the one telling people how they should post. You sound like you have autism and are a boring faggot. Here's the facts1. I'm always gonna post what i want2. I'm never going to listen to what mutts think Get a clue or get plonked. It's that simple
>>157808433Raiders are going to Flexbone Triple Option by week 6
post the blo dix 'ebmyou know the one
Kiwi listens to what Chiefies think and Chiefies only
>>157808810You know how girls don't like you because you don't listen?Focus on this: can you please not get a life-altering gay crush and obsession where you're spending all your free time sucking the dude's dick and shoving the dudes balls down your mouth?Just be coolFocus on that. As for tips on how to be cool, get some friends. They'll help you out.
>>157808530>Patrick Mahomes>with his 150 yds passing an interception and 2 handoff 'passing' tdsEl oh el.
>>157808485Imagine trying to unironically henpeck posters on 4chan. One of the more pathetic thins ive ever seen on this website.
>discussion of amateur football>in /nfl/Fuck OFF
>>157808929tell that to spammy whenever he suffers extreme clitty leakage over NFCN posters
>$15k fine for this disgusting act
Made chicken thighs
>>157808907>and 2 handoff 'passing' tdsI know you’re a literal subhuman and I probably shouldn’t even reply, but no, that’s not what they were. One he ran in and the other he threw to Rashee Rice. The TD you’re thinking of to Kenneth Walker was not counted as his.
>>157808950We can't even discuss the cute twinks?
>>157808954>tell that to spammy whenever he suffers extreme clitty leakage over NFCN postersWhat in the ever loving fuck are you talking about? I have no Idea what any of retarded schizo shit is. Take a break from this website.
>>157808980I didnt even read your gay dumbshit post
>>157808979Do you like this pizza someone else made?
>>157808974Jimmy Graham ruined it for everyone when he busted the goalposts on a celebration that one time.
>>157809001Kek good try, doing exactly that is your entire life. You don’t even pretend to care about your own shit team or troll NFCN rivals, being a Chiefs anti is your entire miserable existence
>>157809015I made that pizza
>>157809065did you like it?
>>157809015>>157809065Its a nice looking 'za
>>157808810>can murder people, beat your wife, and get your booty blasted by a massage therapist >allegedly nut on a table exactly one time and your career is over Being an NFL kicker is suffering
>>157809015This pizza is aesthetically pleasing. I think we all need to take a second and admire this photograph
>>157808979How the fuck do you get that craggly crust? My shit always fucking sucks.
I've already commented on that particular pizza and I have already stated that it looks good.
Kiwi finds Chiefies aesthetically pleasing and says “I think we all need to take a moment and admire Chiefies”
>>157809179Double bread it and add some vodka to the batter or egg wash
>>157809174saw a youtube video and copied ithttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/ivUfK1hFE08
>>157809174Does your mom know you’re on 4chan? Is it exciting to be able to cuss as much as you want?
>>157808979
>>1578091742 parts flour, 1 part potato starch, about a top of baking powder
>>157809253Is that how you feel at a gay orgy when dudes are pissing and cumming onnyou?
Apparently Americans pronounce 'Louisville' in a really weird way. Loo-uh-ville? What the fuck?
>>157809289Louis is pronounced loo-ee everywhere, loo-uh is just the Southern accent
Joe Bussy
>>157809289i pronounce it correctly, Ikea bro
las vegas and chicago will get a 2nd team before any other usa metro does
>>157809289Its origin is French, go bother them about it.
>kiwibitch has to lie to /nfl/ about getting laidkwab
the only thing funnier than IF Man...IF Team™
>>157809289AmeriGods take what we want, and do as we please with it.
>>157809289Wait till you learn how Arkansas is pronounced
>>157809416One thing that ill always appreciate about the NFL is that super teams always lose in the end.
>>157809429>Even more words
>>157809475Except in 2021
>>157809475Eagles won in 2024.
>>1578094752014 Patriots spent a ton bringing in players in free agency Darrelle Revis, Brandon Browner, Patrick Chung etc. they were absolutely a superteam and lots of people picked Seahawks vs Patriots Superbowl before the season started
why does this schizo freak out, and samefag spam every time kiwi shows up?
>>157809612>and is a manlet shorter than bryce young KEKIs that true? How short?
>>1578096395’9’’
>>157809503Eagles aren't really a super team, the majority of their talent is home grown.
Kiwi took a permanent free parking spot in my heart
mahomes and the chiefs mindbroke the kiwi bitch, sad innit
Does Statmutt actually think these waves of samfagging is actually doing anything? Its way more annoying than any of the "X This Bussy" or Ryback posting.
>>157809660imma permanently park my nuts on your face
>>157809748>kiwi on a vpnlel
>googles “Free Parking monopoly image”>*downloads the image*>adds the image to the post and types “I've clearly given lil bro so many melty's over the years i took a permanent free parking spot in his brain”>completes captcha with intense focus, knitting his brows>reviews one last time. Yep>presses post
>every game is a blowout>the season doesnt even begin until the “playoffs”>playoffs are hand selected by a group of old boys>games are 4-5 hour long ad filled monstrosities >blatant corruption and rigging>dave portnoy and pat mcaffe turning the entire thing into the WWECame someone explain the mind of a college football tard to me? Why do they like this shit?
>>157809660I swear that little freak sits around here for 16 hours a day, eyes glued to flags, just waiting for you to show up. He clearly plans his whole day around it.
Me watching it all Kiwifold
Imagine being a Lamar or Bo fan
Kiwi gets $200 every time he lands on free parking, house rules
>>157809772>Ive become so obsessed with a 4chan poster Im paying real money to scrape archives, then pay even more money to have AI help me stalk him.Your only cure for this behavior is a bullet in the head, statmutt. Christ almighty.
LOOK AT THIS DUDE
>>157809822her face be fuckable fr frgo chiefs
>>157809868WHAT A LIFE
>>157809776>higher scoring than regular NFL>generally less DPI/illegal contact memeball flags>crowds and bands are more funI dunno there's some other positives but i pick and choose certain games i don't watch everything. You should definitely watch Ole Miss vs LSU in 40 minutes North Island bro it's gonna be sick
>>157809628>>157809748>>157809781>>157809853You are the biggest cocksucking brown nosing faggot in this general subhuman and nobody likes you, shut the fuck up
Bo Nix, can I keep it on the low?Got a twink at the crib, we can take it to the mo-moYou can bring a friend, or you can ride soloLet me get my camera, so we can take a photoOoh, ooh (Yeah, now, go, shawty, go, shawty)Baby, when we make love, it's like ooh, ooh
>>157809897Imagine never growing out of that awkward adolescent phase of trying to suck up to the cool kids and sit at their lunch table and you’re a grown man on 4chan lmao
>>157809897>>157809941>Act like an out of control schizo freak 24/7 365. >People start to hate you>I DINDU NUFFIN!!!!Id recommend you shoot yourself at the earliest convenience
People actually think Bo Nix is a good QB
>>157809885I will check it out
>>157809946New Orleans https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/149938577/#q149941549
Andy, Can I?Just pardon my mannersBoy how you shake it got a nigga like (Oh!)It's a Kodak moment, let me go and get my cameraAll I wanna know is, Andy can I?
>>157809941It’s the detoilet, he constantly feels left out because he’s an actual malcontent that everyone hates and doesn’t understand that everyone else is bantering while he’s seething
IT HAPPENED AGAIN
kiwi bitch kiwi bitch where are you?>I's here in the outback watching you kiwi bitch kiwi bitch come out now!>I'm scared of the chiefs chads after Bo got blown out!
>>157809987Oh trust me I know, but even for his standards it’s hilariously sad to be gargling Kiwi cock, which I would only do irl as a joke
>>157809885>amateur sports
>>157809973Wouldn’t doubt it, he admitted to bitchknees about buying SIM cards to ban evade.
>>157810053Accurate pigmentation
>>157808764gg, but the 42-13 beating you will take tomorrow you do not deserve
How did one man single handedly mindbreak the general after one game? kek Kiwis been melting down ever since
>>157810078It’s about right for scottish greek mutt kek
>>157810053based kiwimindgames mastershitpost savant
>>157810103>NOOOOOOOOOOOO it doesn’t COUNT look at the stats!!!!!!
i know youre still here pussyrespond
>>157810130kekkkkkk how embarrassing
OH KIWI KIWIOOPS WE DID IT AGAINWE PLAYED WITH YOUR HEARTBO NIX LOST THE GAMEOH KIWI KIWIOOPS YOU THOUGHT WE WERE DONETHAT MAHOMES IS A BUUUUUUUUUMMY CHIEFS. AREN’T. FINISHED YET
>>157810103B-b-but his in air yards!!!
My Jaggies looking forward to getting in on this soon
>>157809503Only became a superteam when they defeated the favored Commanders
>>157810130>please forgive a jealous old plonked mate. You won proper.It’s real
>>157810130that was me tbqh on vpn (im not kiwi btw)
>>157810103>imagine giving up the whole season after losing a game to a guy picking his nose
>>157810210proofs?
>>157810201It’s 11am.
>>157810149I sang this in Kiwi's Maori voice, like Jake the Muss' singing!
>>157810130hahahahahahaha oh wow he really got cucked
>>157810130Talked all that shit pregame too, guess he doesn’t know ball like he thought he did kek.
>>157810227I want to wear Bo Nix's jock like a Bane mask after week 1's game and tell baby Bo everything will be alright and he is such a big buy while I succ and offer my bussy all "For You!"
>Moderation shows up and gets rid of Statmutt>Suddenly the spam stops and its dead silent in here. Curious.
>>157809676That’s not why they’re not a super team
>>157810424kiwipussy tucked tail and ran, many such cases
>>157810480>that shoveKWAB
>>157810424Sounds like it's time for some bussy.
>check in several hours later>it's still the dumbest couple of subhuman losers that world has ever witnessed.
>>157810509Says the circumcised mutt keeeeeeeek.
>>157810480Chiefie defense
Whobis Lamar going to throw to now that Zay Flowers is out inb4 >Lameme >throw
>Lememe>throw
>>157808530What the fuck has Jordan Love ever done to warrant being top 10
>>157810005Macaca stadium
>>157810592Play for the Packers and sit behind Aaron Rodgers.
>>157809965They do not
>>157810592Josh Allen, Lamar, and Stafford I can understand the rest of the list is fucking dumb.
>>157810592Starting QB for green gay and knocked out the 2nd seed cowboys once o algo
>>157810570>pump fake>pump fake>pu-fumbleOne of the worst plays I've ever seen. What was that retard thinking? Is he scared to throw?
>>157810570This is some shit Trevor Lawrence would do after throwing a dragon
cypto janny confirmed: >>157810424
Love me chiefsSimple as
>>157810705Everyone is saying this
Hey Kiwi
>>157810632you forgot to namedrop your epic meme >le heckin jasperguildthat is all the /nfl/ maymay copepasta rageheh, too easy
>>157810727This is the look she gives me before we fuck like... well, like wolves
>>157810746No it isn’t and that doesn’t happen
game of the century is happening right now lsu vs ole miss :^)
>>157810782Ok
*ahem*Please keep it down while kino is on
I remember when Chiefs fans used to argue 3 was greater than 7. Now they only victory lap on the kiwi and cower before the NFC.
meltie of the century is happening right now kiwi vs ball knowers :^)
>>157810803finally some good untainted football away from the commercialized crap that is the nfl
>>157810772You can't prove that
>>157810856>nu CFB>good untainted footballlol lmao even
Another thirdie >>157810812 mindbroken by pride of the American heartland Chiefies. Why are they like this?
think I got food poisoning at the bills game, feeling rumbly
The Falcons may go 0-17
>>157810916england is so cucked. I went to paris over the summer it was nothing but arabs. Why does Goodell want games so badly in Europe again?
>>157810924>play the brownsthey have at least one win on their schedule.
>>157810803My Tigies finner rape
>le heckin balls knowers normie speak
>>157808298weak division. Theyll make it
>>157811031now generate her barefoot
>>157808974...thats a penalty?
>>157811089How about no feet?
>>157810557Andrews
any defense gonna be played this week
Hear me out, Kiwi: If I'm KOC, I'm looking at Trinidad Chambliss and thinking to myself: "God I hope he slides a bit so I can draft him." What say you? He's accurate with a nice arm and make plays off schedule too. Seems like a smart kid that can learn his system fairly well. He could be the Vikings' Brock Purdy.
>GUIZ WE'RE LIKE THE WHITEST TEAM IN AMERICAN SPORTS HISTORY LIKE HITLER PREDICTED IT WHEN HE WROTE MINECRAFT
>>157811237Yea that'd be cool. It's so far from the draft thobeit I'm not really thinking about team fits. Who knows maybe Carson Wentz found the fountain of youth and/or HGH, stays healthy and makes a deep playoff run?
>>157811270>>157811298>still scared to tripkwab
>>157811270I say this but I don't look like that, I actually look more grotesque.
>>157811341>still thinking there's one Kiwi in the entire worldMindraped and free parking :)
>>157811398you obviously posted from two devices cunt
>>157811415Mindraped and free parking :) now shhh I'm watching Trinidad Chambliss
what emotion is Vikings RB Deejay Dallas trying to convey here?
can you fags shut the fuck up. Man the Cards need to win again tomorrow for this place to be usable
>>157811398>>157811434>still scared of the janniespussy ass bitch lel
>>157811476>still Mindraped and free parking:)
Ryback needs to win again tommorow so this bussy can be usable again mmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 'fraid it's true, it's DAMN true.
*blocks your path*
>>157811516>heemed by niggers and jannies;^)
>>157811549>Mindraped and free parking by Kiwi:)
