no larping allowed
>previous >>157735076
>>157810003>>157810003>>157810003>>157810003
what game were watching?
Seven shit games tonight
thank you, gary
THE (preseason) HOCKEY IS COMING BRACE FOR IMPACT
>>157810047All of them
>>157810080Fucking kill yourself
GO HABS GO GO HABS GO GO HABS GO
>season opener in 10 days
You can't LARP online. It's just RPing.
>>157810058I'm all strapped in>let'r rip, Gary
>>157810055Thoughts on you being a queer queering off in here 24/7 ?
>>157810150Thoughts on you thinking about queers 24/7?
habs sisters, what do we think about reinbacher? too euro for this league?
>>157810169No, I don't want to queer off with you. Stop asking, faggot.
>>157810185Sorry i only post on reddit now bro
>>157810189Thoughts on you constantly thinking about queering with /hoc/?
>>157810197dang i'm banned from r/habs/.. and r/flyers
>scoreless draws in NHL rinks
>>157810229Congratulations
>>157810219Nope, still don't want to queer off with you, fag.
>>157810197You're posting here now
>>157810261Thoughts on you never talking about hockey but always talking about queers?
>>157810280Stop asking, fag.
ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUT
Finally some real /hoc/Is McKenna playing tonight?
>1.000wew lads
>the years first but
>>157810329All the leafs stars are playing in the toronto gameAll the habs stars are playing in the montreal game
>>157810297You posted here yesterday too
>>157810362Whatever helps you cope
>>157810358Aight, thanks.
Not So Fun Fact: There are Only 7 Former NHL Players Still Alive That Won a Stanley Cup with the Toronto Maple LeafsThe list is:John MacMillan (age 90) - member of the 62' and 63' cup teamsDick Duff (age 90) - member of the 62' and 63' cup teamsFrank Mahovlich (age 88) - member of the 62', 63', 64' and 67' cup teamsDave Keon (age 86) - member of the 62', 63', 64' and 67' cup teamsBrian Conacher (age 85) - member of the 67' cup teamPete Stemkowski (age 83) - member of the 67' cup teamMike Walton (age 81) - member of the 67' cup team
>>157810508I was just reading this list the other day when I went looking for all of the living players that have won the Stan Lee for Canada weird
fight fight fight
>>157810508his names dick?
>>157810508Wait, you're saying laffs actually won a Cup? Wtf?
alfredsson coaching the laffs at the bell centre
ET LE BUUUUUUUT
>11 living American players have won a Stan Lee for Canada
et le buuut! demidov!
>>157810701Yeah?
>the Laffs haven't scarr'd in either game yet
lovely pass by hutson
>>157810185He needs to stay healthy this season. I havent seen enough of him.
>teds
>scoreless draws
>scoreless draw in pointless game
>>157810769move them to phoenix
>>157810739
>>157810783Mexicans dont watch hockey
CALGARY FLAMES
>>157810801cope they do in texas and california
>>157810795scarr a goal, m8 >certainly you'll shiver me timbers with a scarr'd goal
are we watching montreal @ toronto or toronto @ montreal?
>>157810849Bell Centre and the Stars game
>>157810849@montreal if you wanna see fights and goals@toronto if you want to see prospects and goalie magic
>>157810783Columbus is more than double the size of Winnipeg and half the US's population lives within 500 miles of Columbus. You're literally no more than a 2.5 hour flight to damn near anywhere east of the Rocky Mountains. We have nationally recognized restaurants and Ohio State keeps the dating pool robust for young guys.Yeah, I guess we don't have a stellar night club scene, but fuck it, hop a 90 minute flight to New York and party. It's not like these guys aren't millionaires.
I'm blacked out from watching but is O Dog doing the commentary for TSN?
>>157810849Neither. The CBC commies took hockey off, so I boycott.
>>157810915>bragging about ColumbusLOL LMAO even, it's a crime ridden diversity hellhole.
>>157810918He's on intermission looking fat as ever, his suit look like it's about to burst at the seems. Already saying Mckenna looks like shit.
my hockeys :) Your hockeys :)OUR hockeys :)
yeah the radish singing was ab ust
>>157810991that's how we roll at /hoc/
Just tuned in lads. How's McKenna doing? Are the Laffs saved?
can someone tag me when the games restart?
OK, now that the dust has settled, why was McKenna such a bust?
>>157811019Laff's still haven't scored yet this year
>>157811032Shit team
wtF??
>>157811129Damn
>>1578110320 goals0 assists1 penalty taken
>>157811129Amazing.
>we>us
>>157810197i don't use reddit, is there something on there that works like the thread here?
>>157811191>us
wus
>Toronto STILL haven't yet scored this year man, that's tough
>laffs
>>157811265In the game thread you sort the posts by "new"
>>157811323wow it's shit nvm i'll just stay here
Uh huh
tinus 'tiny penus' koblar goblar
Laffs are really gonna lose both games even after a whole team overhaul. Uhh Torontobros?
>>157811372
muh Steelies scarr'd =D
EVANS INJURED
still can't believe they rigged the draft for toronto
I guess now is as good a time as any to say that I truly believe preseason matters and is a good indicator of how your team will do the rest of the season.
>>157811510mckenna is an obvious bust so they did it as a joke
IT'S OILERS TIME
That's a lot of penalties this early, in a preseason game.
McKenna sucks holy shit
newhook same as the old hook
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!
Jarry in midseason form
>>157811511The preseason is actually a fun indicator. If your players are having the most fun, they're most likely to win.
That nigga on the laffs just got his lunch fed to him lmao
>hamilton vs harvard harvard gets completely assblasted to no one's surprise
>McKenna invisible against the Habs' D-team
Bobrovsky got pulled in his first game PATHETIC
matthews sucks now...
good night frens
>>157811727Now?
entire laffs organization and fanbase realizing raddish was a kucherov babby
>be the leafs>Domi needs off-season surgery>hire pajeet doctor>Domi loses the function of his legshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0KqjUM8ShE
>>157811734NIGHTY-NIGHT, PEKKA !!!!!!!!
>>157811727Him winning the Olympics wasn't good for his 'winner" mentality. He got a taste of winning by coasting on a stacked team and now he will be mediocre until he snaps out of it.
The Habs are winning two games at the same time, how do they do it
>>157811774what team will he be on when that happens?
>>157811797It's easy when you're beating up the class retard
>>157811774He was good against the shit teams, he’s no Jack Hughes
>the smoldering crater of Manitoba
>>157811797they're playing toronto, they should try to do the same thing against a real team like ottawa
appears the >laffs have knotted this game at two
>Habs struggling against the >laffs D team>laffs struggling against the Habs D teamWhat the fuck is going on?
Monty eould have save that
Horrible goalies for leafs
>scorefull draw at le Centre Bell
>>157811867that's just hockey
>most dangerous draws
I've seen enough they're going 0-84
McKenna needs at least a point if they're gonna lose to Habs D team. He will he absolutely pestered by Leafs media.
tonto doesn't have 1 shot on 4 pps
>>157811975I don’t think he can score with that muffin shot
>>157812035An apple would be good enough
>fourfull draw
How is Nick Robertson a 5’9 manlet when Jason is 6’3?
Finish goaltednding
MATTHEWS CAN'T SCAR
>>157812108he's still got that Gold Medal, though
SCAAAARRRRRR
5-5 in halifax
Alright, I am ready to begin being scared, m8
Raddysh scored. What now haters?
McKenna? BustBjörck? Bust.Me? You better believe I am about to bust.
>Habs losing to the >laffs D-teamFraud status: checked
matthews is unronicly washed
Dobes playing himself right off the team
>hasb
Stars C team currently beating Binningshit
>>157812280he was obviously going to end up as a one season wonder
>>157812279I marked him do not draft in my fantasy league
I’ve seen enough throw Nylander in the woodchipper
>>157812280Hope they boo his black ass like they did Price
>>157812098Jason got the white man build, Nick got the white man face.
I've seen enough leafs hand over your future unprotected lottery pick to boston or philly
any good games??????
I've seen to much
How to watch ncaa without paying for b1g+?
Otters new mask.
>>157812581Most teams websites either host or direct you to YouTube where its live.
>losing to the MarliesThis is your cup contender?
>>157812593Noice
>>157812581Just do the right thing and pay for it, piracy isn’t just illegal, it’s immoral.
>>157812558your mum
>>157812558https://youtu.be/7ph07A1OD-8
>>1578126191967
Mckenna will break his ankle this period
Imagine if McKenna is made of glass like Bedard. How much will SneeDPN cry?
the polish gretzkey
i hope xhekaj scraps tonight
>losing to the Marlies>losing to the Rocket>hasb>laffs
ET LENBUUUUUUT
Habs already running goalies with Kreider on the team
>more dangerous le but
Gary should make split squads permanent. It's actually fun switching back and forth between two games of the same teams
McKenna...
Binningshit still thoroughly buckbroken
Grrr I hate the Kraken
>>157812278>>157812619did something happen?
krak has small pp
>>157813152Sure did
>>157813205what happened?
that's KRAKEN hockey, bb
REFFIE DOWN
krak'd
My Reffies :(
lmao winnipeg getting destroyed. no one wants to play for that team
>Nyman
>>157810003>Covid-era highlightsThese are not canon
Thank You, Gary Bruce Bettman
ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
I have never met a St Louis Blues fan irl
>>157813619You ever been to St Louis?
PIZZA MAN BUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
Oilers fans stand with EM. They dont want the rapist on the team
McKenna is gonna get uncomfortable looks by Laffs fans now. Poor kid
>>157813635No
4-1 habs
I have seen enough. This team is so raped
Man, that's embarrassing
>>157813645Reminder that she is fat and that they are all simping for this
STARS WIN
>>157812661My Hawkies!!!
Leafs A team look like they are just phoning it in. Matthews is a bum.
>scoreless draw
>Habs beat the leafs twice in one nightbased
wtf was that lmao
You need to agree with Gary's NHL Fan Code of Conduct or you are out of here. You are no longer allowed to watch NHL
I CAN'T SCAR
MISTER SATURDAY NIGHT
et le buuuut!
Can you even see the puck?
Nelson looks like a fucking goober
>going 0-2 in one night>laffs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QxuSHGkV-c
knights are up 2-0 bro's :))
hes still a free agent
>>157814039you gotta look for the refraction
>>157814161sometimes, the puck doesn't want to be seen, then what are you supposed to do? Ya know?... man...
There's gonna be a fight this game
>rags
/hoc/ is so back :)
>>157814339We've literally been here the entire time...
*dummies you*
too early to call mckenna a bust?
>most dangerous draw in Red Deer
>>157814398copey does
>>157814504cope i wrote that post tranny btw the knights are winning and tiny lost kwab
>>157814455I would say if Landon Dupont is a bust, so is McKenna
Dallas babby Finn slammed a puck into a reffie’s mouth
first day of hockey and laffs are already 0-2. amazing.
>>157814608omg is he ded?
>>157814608based
uh oh, Vegasuh oh
>Laffs lose yet againAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>scorefull draw in St Paul
>>157815210
gg, Lancers
>>157815284
>>157814455Give him a season
>a dozen goals in Moose Jaw
OUR OILERS WIN, THIS IS OUR YEAR!
Huomenta but the opposite
>>157815673
>Gary Time in St Paul
>the city of Chicago can't win'em all
>mild cuck fan gay
>most dangerous draw in Portland
>>157815673It's not even 23:00 on a Saturday. Are you a senior citizen or something?
>>157815834be nice, Sweden, some folks work on weekends
>>157815640It's called a sixful draw
>>157815912it'sa Dirty Dozen, actually>but you keep yours, it's a good gimmick>a side gimmick
>a Sexxy Sixxy
Final score 6-7
>>157815991Larp larp larp larp larp sahur to you
and with that conniption fit, our Opening Evening is nearly complete >was it everything you wanted and more?
kek the retard got b&
>>157816015gg, Saskatoon
>>157816088Larp larp larp larp larpWhy do you larl so much
I wish to talk about playoff goals and their relation to regular season records
>larl
no so fast, moose jaw
>>157816184you're mentally unwell
>official chaos and confusion in Moose Jaw
grimm
>OFFICIALLY A SCARR'D IN MOOSE JAW
gg, Broncs
>more officially controversy in Swift Current
the olympics and heated rivalry killed /hoc/
>>1578163894chan has been kill for years
>>157816283Don't talk shit about the Jaw brother
>>157816690Sometimes I love the devil I know
>vanpooperr
Morrison also looks like a goober
>Elias Pettersson IIso, like I was saying, about the NHL being prone to nepotism... sheesh
one preseason game is too early to really tell but mckenna looked like shit
>>157817048chill chill look at demidov, they're just kids, they need to walk before they can runthat's why crosby was such a phenomenon, because he was killing it as a teen
>scorefull draw
>>157816449dead chud era
There we go, now something is happening
I think the trend for Gary Times, and this is probably way to early to prognosticate, but I think Gary Times with increase this year and likely will set a new trend, likely one that will annoy the fans and give us all a sense of unity against Gary's tricks >won't that be nice, Gary? I'll be watching, I know that
>>157817116at least demidov played against adultsmckenna was beating the shit out of teenagers, went to play against grown men in the ncaa and got exposed hard, he didn't look much better here against a team full of depth players and career backups
Runescape jersey in Seattle.
>>157817337Lambert looking pretty justed this game
>scorefull draws
Apparently this foid plays hockey
>scoreless third in Wenatchee
>>157817492The /hoc/ pwhl player is probably some kind of irritating variety of center-right
Now it's getting interesting
uh oh, Seattleuh oh
The hero of Surrey keeping the Canucks alive
>the province of British Columbia
gg nucks, very disappointed there wasn't a fight
>whiskey league pens in Washington state
nice real pacific hours time
'awks
>>157818023RPH are free this yearPower to the People https://youtu.be/LP-NaB_nW-8
>>157818023knights won
>>157818158the Kings look awful
>>157818023
>pacif-iick>atlant-dick>metr-who?>mounturd
>>157818213kekpacific really like their tacos
>>157818231>Mountain Division maybe when Gary is done expanding the league to 69 teams or whatever, then we can talk about a mountain division >Central?
>>157818282mb i forgot >centurd69 doesn't sell anymore67 is the new standard
did mckenna do anything
>>157818213sick header
>>157818318Nuh uh, I saw the kids doing a new dance in the stands tonight the 6 7 thing is out, alert the constabulatory at once, leftenant
>scoreless second intermission in Vancouver
>>157818390the game is over you silly goose
>>157818434Incorrect >whiskey league has teams in Vancouver, Seattle, Edmonton and Calgary
>>157818527oh right, the dubyathey're streaming every game on youtube this season
>>157818595they'll probably move to flohockey next season >more money for Gary
>>157818595can you get a betting edge over tvtards by betting on yt?
>>157818595The dubya did 9-11
>>157818645Too soon
>>157818663it's been a quarter of the century
>>157818645>>157818663They don’t talk about 9/11 in school anymore, you know. My kids came home from school I asked them if they talked about it and none of them knew what 9/11 was so I had to explain it but I have a shit memory so I’m still not sure they understand what happened.
>>157818687Yeah and the 25th anniversary was only 8 days ago so..
>>157818696https://youtu.be/zVokojoF_lY
Alex Formenton "protest" outside of Rogers Place before the game was maybe 60 people.
gary did 9/11
>>157818736Having watched the trial I actually felt the worst for him. He was like a literal virgin prayed upon by a fat sunburnt whore.
>>157818736neat
steelies and raidies tomorrow :))
CAM ON ROCKETS, SCARR A GOAL!!!!!!!
>>157818815there go my nipples again...
>>157818857don't reply to me again
>the city of Kelowna
>>157818866Sure, ok...
season has stared eggsoccer fags tome to go back home>>>/nfl/>>>/cfl/>>>/afl/>>>/leaffl/>>>/mlb/>>>/lgbt/>>>/wwe/
>most dangerous drawfantastic, at least something happening
FLAMES hockey starts tomorrow
>scoreful draw in Langley
>>157818925Sex
>>157818925See you then
This has nearly been our broadcast day
>the city of Langley
i didn't know there were so many iginlas
>>157819270hockey nepotism is more of a signature than a featureit just happens rather naturally
>>157819270Jade :)
>late night scorefull draw
hello extra time
>>157819330:DDDDDDDDDDD
>>157817492is that the one controlling the country
Asia League is starting soon for any masochist out their with insomnia
>>157819270sheiit wait until you know about how many malhotras
>>157819387she's in charge of his diaper bag and his social media so Yes
>>157819396>theirclassic sauced up rb
zomg ot benulty shot
>>157819412society's to blame
i think no-return 3 on 3 is better
this game is never going to endsave yourselves if you can
>the city of Kelowna goodnight, /hoc/
he's from texas i can tell by the way hes two-steppin 'round the room
I have it on reasonable authority that the plan for me Flames is to play all the youngins all year and tank the season while they get experience. Hopefully the fucking LEAFS don't get first round again. You've had enough good players. You squander every opportunity just like Edmonton
>>157819620hoob is going to reignite and carry them to victory
>>157819593
schizo came back to the bar me and trever and jessica had to run him out kek
spelling it trever is some sort of parents are cousins situation?
that's right, i met *THE* Craig Button, TSN broadcasting legend and a former National Hockey League executive. not only did i meet him, i sat next to him during the US NTDP game at the USHL Fall Classic earlier today. AMA (but, please: no autographs)
>>157819947who did he say has the best bussy in the league
>>157819974he didn't. but, he was wearing canadian beach attire, so he definitely knows.
>>157819947*THE* mayor of whoville?
>>157819947Did you guys talk much?
>>157820005exactly.but, i'll say this: his head hair seemed less pubed-out than i imagine Gene Principe's is in person.
>>157819919idk man it confuses me too
>>157820034a little. i was sitting at the end of the aisle (there were no tickets, just wristbands and first-come-first-seated), and he asked me if the seats in my row were reserved. i did that see-a-famous-person thing and pointed at him and said "HEY!" (like, you're the guy from the tee-vee!) and told him "no, i'm sitting here, and i'm just a regular person." "i'm just a regular person, too," was *THE* Craig Button's reply. what a regular guy!!!
i asked him if he was going to be 'casting (as in "broadcasting" - i'm hip to the lingo now). *THE* Craig Button said he was just there to catch up (on scouting prospects...it's a hockey thing, you probably wouldn't get it).
and, after the game, i asked him who he thought the stars of the game were....AND HE TOLD ME!!!
>>157819947Who gives a shit
>>157820106me, obviously. probably the residents of whoville, too.
>>157820113Retard
>>157820080nicehe's a regular on donnie and dahli and I always check in when he's onhe knows his stuff
>>157820115this is an AMA, sir. please state your answers in the form of a question (like Jeopardy).
playing fire emblem
>>157820125>he knows his stuffin that case, you should def draft the goalie from Tri-City, and their "big defenceman" (Craig's words) to your NHL franchise.
(*THE* Craig Button doesn't have time to learn players' names, or numbers even, until they make the big show, apparently)
>>157811129LOL!
>>157811129kek
>>157820144I think im gonna get some skittles and coffee then get to work
gary has managed to keep the hometown remixes under wraps... but for what reason?
>>157820266Didn’t they get leaked a few months ago? Not that I care about such goy things
>>157820279Imagine if the shark teeth are designed in a way that when you do the Power Play chomp it looks cool!
they fuking didnt have my fucki bf SKITTLES
g
>>157820474sorry bro wyd finna enter the wildlands?
>>157820707settled for big sour chewey nerds
gary
19 bunnies
>laffs play two games>lose both>laffs
What happened in the last thread
>>157821365Some retard got banned
>>157821383So your ban evading?
so my ban evading what?
>>157821413Cope
MY (Stanley-Cup-winning) CANESIES PLAY THEIR FIRST PRESEASON GAME TOMORROW
>>157821593Didn’t ask
>>157821593bruskis first preseason is in 12 hours but I'm still deciding whether I want to get sucked in to the preseason or just wait for the proper first game. Although 7am I'll probably just be lounging in bed anyway
Just released a gargantuan marner
>>157821593rod the bod has the best bod out of all nhl coaches
Is laine kwabed
>>157821795i hope not because i love him
I've got a really bad feeling about this season...
>>157821812i have a bad feeling too but it is in my tummy and i think it might be because i ate too much Cummies
closed on sunday
>>157821812cheer up maybe your team will land montembeault
>>157821939he's a fat fuck
>>157821951that's on purpose so he takes up more of the net
so the ghoul from the 'cord got banned by based janny because he had over 50 posts in the thread talking about rape? maybe something to keep in mind when it returns in three days
wheres jen
>>157822039probably doing hot stove for the pwhl for an audience of five
soon
Is it true that Germany picked our national colours based on the Calgary flames?
>>157822143yes
wtf???
>>157822149Germany truly is the flames country
bussy
>>157822102the drama of the new guys getting an audition on his line
>>157822233
nhl needs a clown team
What does /hoc/ think of women (female human beings)?
>>157822283we already have toronto
oh look at this fuckin kid, got a flat tire on STORROW how do you even fuckin pull that off. Can't get the lug off, so now I gotta do it you sissy fuckin kid? Move over. Oh you ain't got a jack? What are you some sort of fuckin new yorkah? So now we gotta use mine then? All right oh your spare is flat you fuckin ass hole, so now we have to use my compressor. Tip me? What do I look like to you some sort of charity case? Get the fuck outta here. Go Bruins.
Good morning /hoc/It's coffee time
i've never had sex so that means me and mitch marner are the same
>>157822707Have you ever had a bodily function named after you though?
>>157822795No but my great grand pappy ooze puss mclanahan did
>>157822143The Flames are the leagues "cool" team. Germany just wants to be cool like the Flames.
huomenta, fellow puckheads
um flames are hot, not cool
>>157823195They're kewl kinda cool
What's up everyone? Anyways, take care friends I'm outta here, take it easy have a good one, stay safe, see ya next time!
>>157822283I am sure the Canucks will have similar record to Jokerit at the very least
>>157823347Based!
>>157823347Could you still get away with this in Gary's league
Huomenta on a rainy morning
>>157822707neither has crosby
>>157823816i hate rain
just got the Dossier for tonights games from Gary and John Pork. we're gonna b eating good, flamiacs
>>157824297its a good excuse to stay inside and be lazy
Krakens are playing today
>>157824473I'm feeling it
Goalies need to edge more
>>157824696teens need to learn how to edge
got the Sunday scaries, bros
>>157825018Don't worry bro, Mr Goyimberg will make it all better
>>157825018I don't want to think about waging tomorrow
>>157825221
>>157825221my rat :(
i find it interesting that none of the red wings players have had much to say about larkin at all. tells me they don't care what he does either way.
>>157825605whathttps://sports.yahoo.com/articles/alex-debrincat-sends-strong-message-140429308.html
very soon
>>157825605maybe he wasn't liked at all
steelies soon
>>157825605>why aren't his teammates publicly gossiping about him to the mediawe don't do that here
Notice how dead it is now that the schizo is banned?
>>157827105My home IP is range banned, I hadn't posted in over a week. Really makes me think
My stars don’t play today. Sad.
>dylan's backgrim
rather heated
>>157828296did tavares give him that amulet
>>157828296just looked up the amulet website and it looks like this could be it kekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
>>157828324>>157828484why doesn't he use JO crystals instead?
>>157828568too small to read but i remember him talking about jacking off with a bro
