Super Sunday concludes at Craven Cottage with the final Premier League match before the new extended international break as Fulham host Manchester United. The Cottagers have not beaten The Red Devils at home since December 2009, but should be inspired by their visitors' historic choke midweek in the League Cup. Were the hosts to win, they would move off the bottom and out of the bottom three, while today's opponents would go tenth with victory.Kick-off is at 4:30pm with coverage on Sky Sports PL.FUL: Leno; Castagne, Affengruber, Bassey (c), Robinson; Berge, Charles, King; Bobb, Garcia, Iwobi.>Subs: Lecomte, Andersen, Sessegnon, Larsson, Angel, Smith Rowe, Palacios, Kevin, Muniz.MNU: Lammens; Dalot, Martinez, Maguire, Shaw; Tielemans, Fernandes (c), Mainoo; Rashford, Cunha, Mbeumo.>Subs: Darlow, Dorgu, Mazraoui, Yoro, Santos, Baleba, Mount, Lacey, Zirkzee.
I'm from the future, Fulham win 2-1, Josh King scores the winner
No way man u loses right? l
So its about to happen AGAIN
i don't want to be carrick out yet but his insistence to stick with this dogshit lineup is indefensible
>>157824387can you show me your tits
>>157824406kwaboty and dadoty
>>157824406does he really wank dogs?>>157824387not really much he could do looking at that bench its not epl quality. i guess santos/baleba/mount could come in for the CM's
>>157824364fulham are rock bottom of the league and look terrible, and this a must win for man u. i think itll end 3-1 united
>>157824470You just know that old wh*te cuck arsenal fan is imagining her being fucked raw by multiple BBCs while he strokes his little anemic pink nub in the corner
MUG STATUS?
>>157824491ok chang, back to /afl/>>157824503unlikely
>>157824406mumford and sons lookin niggas
>>157824491>...thanks for the analysis...
Not feeling this. Going into every game now with low expectations with this lineup
What are we drinking for this one lads?
>>157824545eggnog
>>157824521>okNo its not “ok” you stupid fucking cunt thank god your kind is being bred out of existence if you werent so pathetic i would crush your throat with ease
>>157824406Based Chads
>>157824545I dont know there are 6 bottles of beer in my room all filled with my piss so i dont have to get up in the night but one is beer but i dont want to risk it so i probably will just drink a coke i think
>>157824078>Lammens; Dalot, Martinez, Maguire, Shaw; TielemansABU bros we gonna be eating good
me when carrick suggests playing hobbit martinez again
>>157824491Very surprised this wasn't an American poster
>>157824470Film the police!
>>157824596Impossible to find any torrents of her
>>157824596Shawberto Carlos will grant them the win
>Craven CottageI'm more in the mood for some sharp cheddar
A left side of Trashford and Paw (as in poor)in the year of our lord 2026 is so god damn funny
>>157824616i thought it was a cottage full of cravens, not a cheese brand
>>157824620Just shut up nobody finds you funny mate stop bringing people down to your sorry level
>>157824491>>157824560look at this porn addicted jeet havin a melty LMAOOOOpathetic
How many for big Z today?
>>157824633I would easily choke you to death with one hand whilst fisting you with the other and play you like a stinky brown accordion
big zirk
>>15782463920 mins if man u is losing or drawing
>that lineupCarrick's a genius
>>157824645You fell for an AI slop image
>>157824639has he even played yet this season? dunno whats up with carrick but he thinks zirk and sesko are shit
>>157824616>Craven CottageIs it the last house on the left on Elm Street?
>>157824631Blimey mate, stick a shrimp on the barbie and crack a fosters and chill out, cunt!
>>157824661>dunno whats up with carrick but he thinks zirk and sesko are shitYeah crazy
>>157824661he played in the carabao cup
>>157824680well maybe he will get another chance in the next round i guess. until then hes stuck on the bench
I want another /mug/
With the title being over for winner (City wins lol) my only enjoyment left in the league is United failing.>>157824667They call them prawns, not shrimp.
>ywn be an Eagle
>>157824693we all do, m8we all do..
>ywn soar the skies
>>157824700im more of a beagle man
>>157824694Thought I'd troll the Aussie but I'll take it
>>157824712Just inhale drain cleaner on a rag then do a handstand off the bed for 60 seconds you will see stuff like this
Speaking to a bird lads she's giving me mixed signals her conversation is dead but she's wanting to go on a date. I'm used to birds spamming your phone when they want you.Also, digits confirm 5-0 United win.
>>157824719Jokes on you, I just wanted you to reply to me so I didn't feel so alone.
>>157824700Kino berdWhere is this?
>>157824735she wants a free meal
>>157824735You’ve been talking to me this whole time
>>157824671Its not as bizarre as it sounds. I have no idea why the club signed zirkzee, he likes playing in a formation united just don't play. Even if he replaced Fernandes, its still not his favoured position or formation. Needs to leave, probably will leave, probably doesnt fancy taking a pay cut. As for Sesko. The team is better with him spearheading the attack, its as simple as that. The attack is far more balanced with Cunha left, Sesko middle, Mbeumo right. Far too early to judge him, young, had a couple of injuries, new league, 11 goals in 30 league appearances last year respectable. Certainly looking for him to go up a level though. Needs match fitness after an injury, annd to overcome Carrick being obsessed with playing Rashford. Carrick will be gone this season anyway, I'm certain of it
>>157824739the sky
>>157824700>>157824712Peregrine falcons mog
>>157824744She wants to go to cinema bro she's asked me twice. I don't do food dates because I hate eating in public.
>>157824736They also don't drink fosters
Does fulham go high line and press or low block and defend? Arbeloa doesnt seem like a very tactically sound managerIf fulham press high and get gassed by half time united will gape them
honestly i think fulham are going to get something from this. on paper theyre awful but the vibes at united are so bad its dragging the players down. if you want a cheeky preview of the flying pig melty we are about to receive when fulham win this gamehttps://youtu.be/rUqbUbFwImc?t=10335
>>157824758>I don't do food dates because I hate eating in publicgirls will love that
>>157824748Fancy a shag then la? No point delaying it anymore Brucey
>>157824655course he did. He's a low iq jeet
>>157824766the white low tier god
>>157824766For me, it's Rants and Pants
U guys think flying pig beats his missus when united lose
>>157824770I'll eat pussy in public I just don't like restaurants, no idea why anybody wants to collectively eat together with pakis and wogs about ruining the atmosphere.
Wish me luck, /mug/bros.
Dropped a fiver on fulham, what are we thinking bros.
>>157824791how has he managed to get anywhere. he has a monotone voice, never admits shit is bad, seems to be majority 'rival' fans caring about him than him caring about united. clueless about everything and isn't even lyrical or wordplayeee enough like Expressions to hide it.
>>157824808hes english so almost certainly
>>157824753>As for Sesko. The team is better with him spearheading the attack, its as simple as that. You idiots said the same about Hojlund
>>157824812I want you to go back and actually work out how much you would have won had you actually placed those bets.
Need Sir Jim to get all the foreigners out of the club
>>157824821he gets angry sometimes to be fair. better than adam barcola or whatever hes called, or flex>>157824812good luck sheamus lad
>>157824812Get cancer
it's not /mug/bros, we're /mug/rats
>>157824812giz sum
I think bruno will give them the win
>>157824844jimbros...
>>157824843Oh, but I have.>>157824849Cheers, la.
>>157824821I watch him with Lee Gunner occasionally and honestly his ball knowledge is negative. He literally said Michael Carrick had changed his life in pre-season, now he's saying he doesn't win he needs to go. It's been one month.
>>157824835Seriously, have you not been prescribed medication for your delusions yet
>>157824843
PL is so boring now, you know City will win everything and it all becomes about laughing at everybody else. PL still won't deal with the 115 for City so it's not like it matters.
>>157824820>>157824812fuck it ill put a tenner on too/sp/ collectively becoming millionaires thanks to united>>157824869based lee gunner chad
>>157824812GUISE WISH ME TEH LUK 2 ASWEL PLS XD
>>157824869People who base their lives and emotions around football are pure goyim who should ideally be liquidated.
>>157824866Labour's fault
are those flames
it's /mug/ time
>>157824880its arsenals to lose this season>>157824888*tips fedora*
>>157824879Based me.
>>157824868We all know you haven't, meme aside, I'm just saying go and add them all up and work it out.>>157824879Yeah but I'd have to go and find whether they actually lost or not.>>157824887>>157824869Lee Gunner is a wigger retard.
>>157824887Lee Gunner is a funny guy. Gets far too drunk and just randomly beefs with people. Him laughing with that old Jez guy had me laughing for hours.
Little chinky fella up front
>>157824898Soogs is sub5. Her male looksmatch is an incel, he could even be ropemaxxed.
>>157824700Now even the birds are attention whoring vloggers.
>>157824812Damn, good luck brother. Id do that but I'm poor>>157824887Yeah go for it
>>157824888Good luck, lad.
>>157824851>>157824888Holy seethe.
>>157824909The Chinese don't play well
>>157824902>its arsenals to lose this seasonthe team 3pts behind 1st and conceded three goals to Brighton despite 'best defence in the league'>w-w-well City conceded 3 to Sunderland at homeUh-huh but scored 5 so they're first and would be ahead of Arsenal even had Arsenal won.Arsenal don't have any attackers and their defence has been found out. You just press them or defend deep. Arsenal won't even get Top 4. They've been exposed.
>>157824898idk fulham are terrible. arbeloa is a literal brainlet and theyre bottom of the league>>157824907what happened to that jez thing have they made up or did they go on a call together i got recommended a youtube video of the jez guy seething about lee but dont know anything more than that
Only just realised the red squiggle in the Fulham logo says FFC.
>>157824940what else did you think it would have been
>>157824888you are insane!
>>157824812absolute madman, I have no faith in fulham
>>157824950I just thought it was some weird Victorian esque squiggle
Fulham boys do the needful pretty please
>>157824938Nah Jez is gone no idea what he's doing now but he was never interesting anyway.
game barely started and already 100+ posts
>>157824966We dem /mug/boyz
>Le 5 second throw in ruleLiterally ignored twice there, it's completely arbitrary
if fulham win spurs go bottom of the leaguetheyre like man utd but somehow even dumber
Ready for a /MUG/ing?
>>157824966HATED ADORED NEVER IGNORED GGMU MUFC RED DEVILS GGMU NHH
>>157824910maybe you're just gay
>City winning the league>Chelsea losing>Liverpool winningCan only calm myself with United losing on top of Arse.
>>157824966/mug/ waiting room init
>wearing a blue shirt when the home team wears white
>>157824733Australian solutions
>>157824998These leaks should have happened 20 years ago.
>>157825000trips of /mug/
>>157825011gotta sell them shirts
>>157824998Too soon.
It's gonna be another Rashford cuts inside and shoots 6 feet wide all match kinda match
>>157825016that does sound a bit gay m8
>red devils >wear blue
look where you're shooting lad
i don't know what i'll offer to the world if united somehow can keep a clean sheet herealready a dodgy start
>>157825016t. Yank on holiday
>peter drearyMuted so fast. Don't get how people can stand him
>>157825058heritage
>>157825068you wont get a clean sheet without de ligt, apparently hes recovered from his transition surgery and is back training tho
>remember guys, give the ball away as fast as humanly possiblesir michael is operating on a different level tactically
>hire the ineffectual substitute teacher of last year's Real Madrid along with his benchwarming remedial studentswhat were they thinking?
>Booing MartinezBased
>>157825076you don't like his prewritten alliterative exclamations?
>>157825076for me it was that guy sky used for decades, martin tyler maybealways a mute>>157825092this is substitute teacher vs substitute teacher desu, el subico
>>157825070Theres a very young american girl who lives in the same building as me I was thinking about killing her one night but so far i havent had the courage to do it
>>157825011>>157825043For me it's having a 4th kit and using it once.
>>157825092>thinking
fucking hate carrick how i'm now hating cunha for being played OOP, he was crucial for clinging the CL back again playing from the left but now with MBE is here, he can no longer play there and has to be chucked in the middle.
>>157825108>least creepy and violent muslim
>>157824470>fulham are rock bottom of the league and look terrible, and this a must win for man uThese are all good reasons to believe that united loses.
Cant wait for Slaphead to be the most dangerous attacker for Manure again
>>157825138no united always get a late winner away at fulham
michael carrick? id rather have michael picklerick in charge
close from the butcha
Fulham are actually good. They're making the champions league this year. Maybe even a cup or two.
>>157825132Fuck off sajet murdering backpackers is an australian pastime
what a fucking shot licha
>>157825150it's the other CB this time
what smarmy shit is Bruno Fernandes gonna pull this game, I wonder
>>157825127carrick would rather die than drop sir marcus, its his favourite player
I'm hearing Andros Townsend has been flattened by a steamroller
>>157825174>what smarmy shit is Bruno Fernandes gonna pull this game, I wonder
>>157825156SEXO
>whole gameplan is to cross it in>leave your most competent striker out of the squad
never go fulham
>>157825182loyal to his old teammates like ole with ronaldo
Man U playing in a blue kit is just pure cuck behaviour. Who approved that?
>>157825182tag yo 1 bro who down so bad he would hit it xD
>>157825193sesko is injured againbig zirk don't have any aerial presence despite being 193cm
>>157825205>Who approved that?
>>157825171This may be a crazy idea, but maybe they would be better if they inverted their tactic. Maguire and the twink would be a classic Target man + poacher combination
Man u can still realistically win the league this year
Arbeloa after retiring from playing b like: finally I no longer have to play football and i can start losing some weight
>>157825174fulham have a strict anti rat policy, he will be trapped today
Boring.Boo.Boring boo.
>>157824712birds with attitude
>>157824078United play the best football in England but nobody is ready for that conversation yet
>>157825233>Man u can still realistically win the league this yearagreed
>>157825238this should be illegal. people need to be protected from stupidity
SO IT'S A
>>157825256They're certainly the most entertaining
Why does Fulham even exist
>>157825238Surely the knees will be fucked for life
>garcikek
hello there fellow humans would you perchance spare me a morsel of cheese?>>157825280they exist as a tony khan humiliation ritual
>>157825280to punish us for watching them
>>157825280to win this game and send spurs bottom for the break
Keep getting left on read by a bird, very annoying, but she always messages me again like 2 hours later. This is why you go black gentlemen, Slavic women treat you hot and cold whereas black women live to suck your dick if they want you.
>>157825280The half ham isn't filling enough.
>>157825256manure don't even play the best football in manchester
>>157825313Couldn't give a fuck, go back to /int/
both these teams are lacking in quality>>157825238maybe ill sound like a seething manlet here but his legs almost seem too long. i know women wont feel that way but whatever
>>157825299watching spuds on strong track for relegation brings joy to my heart
>>157825320Having a melty because there are no sexy black girls in your area.
>>157825238lmfao he looks like some circus clown on stilts after that surgery, and gets to enjoy leg and knee problems for the rest of his life
>>157825280a convenient opportunity for tourists to watch an EPL game
Remember Norway's brave Josh King
>have sesko on against brighton>never cross to him>remove him for this game>cross the ball 9999999999 times to rashford who has never won a header in his entire careerhow thick can you get
>>157825233based boomer.
>>157825362think he's injured, mate
>>157825369It's staged, the girl is an OF thot using it to promote and simps like that poster advertise her for free
>>157825372yeah but when he's on they don't cross when he's not on they dothey must be trolling
Lammens' face would suit shorter hair or even a buzzcut. I hope the black GK gimmick dies but that Japanese nigger goalkeeper is the best black one I've ever seen. Though he's only a 6/10 keeper from what I've seen so far.
oh my yhvh what does rashford do
>>157825388that mendy lad at chelsea was decent
any coach that lets dalot shoot should be sacked. carrick and arbeloa.
KWAB
>>157825388dida was good back in the day
seeing dalot with room to either cross, shoot, or run into the box every game is pure torture
also bruno is back being a clown AGAIN
>>157825388I like how his hair is completely unstyled like he's stepped out of time from the 1980s
POSTO FERNANDEZ
Yeah Fulham aren't very good
>>157825395Shits up your squad and changing room dynamic however makes just enough runs into the box (that end in nothing) that every wog and paki and onions white praises him and says we can't blame him even though this always happens and he's the common denominator each and every time
>poonandes
my boy harry wilson would have a brace by nowthink fulham are going down
>lacey>bobb>cunhaplease, i'm on nofap.
Can't see /mug/ happening unfortunately. Will have to just stick with /fug/
why did mboom shoot there....
>>157825409how has this guy played over 250 games for united hes never been good
I hate seeing Neville on United games, everything he says is through the lens of Man United. Even if he praises other team, it's centred around United. It's like MUTV
>>157825423You're all over the place in this thread, don't know your elbow from your arsehole
>>157825440Because Dalot is one of the only player who actually puts effort in and cares about the badge, so that makes up for his solid 6/10 abilities.
>>157825445I'm not the only Irish flag in the thread
>>157825409can't blame him not many fullbacks in the squad know positioning better than him, if only he can fucking shoot
>>157825443this is why you need to use the goldbridge alternative commentary
my Sunday would be complete if Manure lose on the back of this Real Madrid humiliation
PLEASE BE INJURED RASHFORD PLEASE TAKE 3 MONTHS OFF
Fulham are dog shit. There'll be no /MUG/ today.
>>157825465based but its not happening, they should already be 2-0 up. fulham have a madrid reject xi and manager
>>157825440hes always available, he trains hard, and sometimes does something goodits funny because this season hes had a shitload of good striker tier runs in behind but he cant do anything after that for the final touch
>>157825440Uhh excuse me, anon, but are those girls of a questionable age?
united is trying hard to lose this game
>>157825460Yeah I love my food being a complete mess (this is sarcasm)
>>157825463>goldbridgeyou don't call him that do you?
bro WTF IS THIS DEFENSE
>>157825459He's right, you know.
when I was a kid, Bob was what we called shite
Sub in Patrick "The Original Viking" Dorgu, he is they only hope
fulham can still win this
no it will be a draw
This match screams 4-4 all over it.
Lewis Hall been quiet
Didn't United score a random deflected blooter here last year
>>157825506>>157825515samefag
lammens has been United's best player in this game
>>157825443learn a language and watch with commentary from that language
cunha doesn't get enough credit for how large his ears are
the defense is so bad
>this is probably the most watched premier league match worldwide this weekgrim
a white keeper is all that stands between us and /mug/
United somehow always find a wonder keeper. Schmeichel VdS De Gea Onana Lammens
>>157825548/mug/ is a hell of a drug
>>157825463kys
>Trashford in the starting lineup againYup, I hope Carrick gets fired.
>>157825548i mean, it's seriously fun btw>although these 2 teams are sucks in first half
>>157825557I always thought Van Der Sar was over-rated
>>157825557>de gayill give you the rest but he sucked
>>157825557>Onana
>>157825578Yeah he wasn't as good as the greatest goalkeeper to ever grace the prem David DE Gea
Football isnt as enjoyable to watch as it used to be is it
>tielmans
>>157825578Well you are a retarded bog goblin after all.
>>157825566it's Rashford or the traitor 15 year old
>>157825557I'm still not convinced with Lammens.
>>157825557Ohnono might have been the most fun goalkeeper to watch
Mbeumo, Cunha, Bruno, Rashford.. fucking shite
le has to be in the right mood man
>>157825600Is tielemans even playing
>>157825599>nooo why isn't it as fun as when United won every week wtf
rashford in possession makes me want to kill myself
>>157825619the poor orphans of manchester always have their bellies filled, he never lets them down
>>157825606Sassanach cope. Sassanach seethe
>>157825599Not enough hardmen
>Le play out from the back even though we can't do it and everyone presses these days meme
>>157825625kek
>>157825610The general opinion on Lammens among the fan base is, no real concern with him. More pressing issues in the squad than Lammens. After the madness of Onana, Lammens has been a nice presence in the side.
>>157825625for real. This is why big sux "fans" are literally the worst
>>157825646Why is Graveson making out with Shearer?
The eternal Shaw
>>157825621playing shit, sure
pressing? that used to be called closing down!
>>157825647hate this do much
>>157825661>big suxkek'd
>>157825614i will blame gashford until proven otherwisethis is not the front line from the end of last season if cunny aint on the left
Get rid of offside but only allow 1 man per attacking side in the opposition box outside of set pieces
>>157825646could do with about 25 thomas gravesens roaming about world football
>YOU FAT BASTARDsovl
>>157825676That early euro goal bought another decade of goodwill for his fatass
tielemens is such a nothing player
>trashford goalkeeper practice shot
>trashford
FUCK OFF RASHFORD
rasheh m8
>>157825694get rid of every player save for marcus rashford
would've scored in la liga tbf
>>157825711he plays like hes 37
Where's that Ukranian guy? I need some webms
LaLiga keeper would let it through their legs
im not racist but mbe shouldn't cry racism if suddenly he's being showered with monkey emojis
>>157825678In my day we called it pressure
Is the de ligt Trans rumours true? Why isn't he back yet if nor that
>>157825736Nothing has happened
IM FINNA SLUUUUUUURRRRRRRRPPPPPPPP
fernandes can be pretty useless sometimes
>>157825736putin got him
>>157825741>most progressive polish man
Surely playing slowly every week will win us loads of games
what does trashford even DO?
SUPER SAVE
>>157825757>sometimes
>>157825757he's back being retarded again, spamming hopeless long shots instead of passing first
>>157825736He got kidnapped for the Frontline last night, Chelsea vanners looking for a new ukrainian winger
>>157825760>polish
vey /mug/gable match
stats can be very deceiving
Someone take a ban and post soogs pussy for the Indonesian bro who's nofap
I see we've switched to the Lommens timeline.
So glad there's no football for three weeks after this
>>157825760is this the power of the American education system?
>>157825776I haven't had my first sip forgive me
>>157825757carrick saw him do fuck all as a false 9 for portugal in the wc and said he'd like some of that
LMAO TRASHFORD
>trashford again
KINOFORD
holy kek trashford
>gashford
>Trashford
Would Fergie have the balls to make Rashford shave off his gay cornrows in this day and age
can not believe they fell for the loan with option to buy memeit only works if the guy you're trying to get rid of is actually good!
>>157825730I thought he was older but he's not even 30. They gave him a 5 year contract.
Maguire aura
ERA
>clapping that
Lets swap sesko with anthony gordon desu
kek what a diving bitch
REFBALL
based
DOGSO imo
kek i asked the slopper to give me a man utd poem about this half:United play like they’ve forgotten the score,Ninety minutes of nonsense, then begging for more.Defence like a doorway, midfield made of glue,Attack so dead even ghosts say, “What did you do?”Old Trafford’s a theatre, but the jokes write themselves,Three points on the shelf? Dusty next to the elves.Red Devils? More like red-faced every week,United so bad, even rivals don’t need to speak.
>diving cunt gets a yellowbased ref
i think rashford should send some leftist message to rupert lowe to cover up this poor excuse of a performance
Feel bad that you guys don't get to watch these Judy Greer insurance ads she's become such a milf
Right well this hasn't been a very good game of football
playing Pokémon
>>157825853>Red Devils? More like red-faced every week,oh shit
>>157825861he should stop feeding kids lunchables and start feeding his teammates the ball hehe
>>157825853saaaaaar truly beutiful poetry
>>157825853>Attack so dead even ghosts say, “What did you do?”what
>>157825853>Red Devils? More like red-faced every weekKINO
>>157825853soulless jeet slop t b h
Sky Sports' Gary Neville at Craven Cottage:"Boos from the Fulham fans around us who are disappointed with their showing so far''"But they should have been encouraged by the performance of their side in that first 45. United have had good moments at the other end, including Fernandes hitting the post, but Fulham have caused plenty of problems of their own."
>>157825868For me, it's Nidoking.
RIGHT, LADS!THAT'S IT!KEEP STANDING AROUND WAITING FOR SOMETHING TO HAPPENWOULDN'T WANT TO STARTLE THE OPPONENTS WITH A DYNAMIC ATTACK IN SPACE
Where are the slags?
>>157825853how was the crossing, sanjeet?
>>157825868gotta catch em all
1.44 - 1.03 on xG; that informs me that both teams could have scored but they didn't
midtable club tings innit
>>157825909some really trenchant commentary there ziedy
>>157825868this but Genshin
>>157825825It was just for pr, if there wasn't an option fans would know they're never getting rid of him and would critiicise the club, bought them a year
Watching it on stansport, Australian tv apparently. No arseholes at half time talking nonsense, just stats and highlights from the first half, no commentary, just crowd noise. Brilliant. Why do British networks insist on pushing shitty commentary and punditry on everyone
>>157825911>when I unzip my dick in front of her
cam onn fulham score some fackin goal
with all due respect these teams are extremely bad. i cant see either finishing with a positive goal difference this season
*steals your goals*
>>157825911got rock hard when she was drunk on the beanbag
Sky Sports' Gary Neville at Craven Cottage:"I'm gay lol"
>>157825922>>157825868azur promelia in beta atm. its pretty much both these two games combined into one
>>157825943>At this moment in time, I am taking a cock up my bum
I can't score: the movie
>>157825943Neville dropped at Craven Cottage? POGGERS
this shit is ending 0-0, nobody actually has the ability to score on either team>>157825943wtf gary why would you say that live on air
get yourself a half-time snack.
>>157825926dazn 1 spain is showing an interview with luis de la fuente lol
What did we think of sir rashford lads?
do you think Rebecca Lowe gives good head?
>26 shots between them>6 on goalI don't know what to make of this...
>>157825967you just know their farts are stinky as fuck
el rato penalty is uniteds only hope here with tesco out>>15782596723144 just looks too fake for me
>>157825868SV?
Anyone has webms of rashford's miss?
>>157826007which one?
>>157826007which one
This game is boring but when it finishes you WILL have to start mentally preparing for work tomorrow
>>157826007the entire match VOD innit
>cold rainy sunday with nothing to drink but black coffee and vodka, and nothing to do but watch all variety of football all daywe're reaching comfy levels I wasn't sure were possible
>>157826024It fucking looms
I'LL GIVE YOU EVERY GIFT CARD THAT YOU EVER WANTED AND YOUR BBJURLS CAN SINGBUT YOU CAN'T RAPE MEYOU CAN'T RAPE MEEEEEEEEEEEE
i will fucking go to sleep if rashford isn't immediately hooked in 2nd half, one of his worst performance i've ever seen and i'm meant to believe this is him trying to fix his reputation with the fans
>>157825967How close would you have to get before you could smell their pussies?
>>157826024Nah it'll only be noon, the perfect time to start day drinking and forgetting all about gay work tomorrow
>>157826003yeah
>>157825953>it's got to be 5 6 7 8 9 inches long
>>157826045tony khan is an actor?
>>157826024Good. I have a nice office job.
>>157826007You'll have to specify which one.
>>157826059scream
>>1578259672,1,3,4
>>157826037Some kind of el nino heat dome is right on top of me still so it's fucking 100 degrees and very not comfy supposed to fuck off by tuesday luckily
>>157826024I'm handing my notice in tomorrow
>>157826075United's formation for the last ten minutes when they're 2-0 down
>>157826024I have a remote job m8. All that changes for me is I get up as early as I did today to watch my Whites have a slurper, then bunk off the rest of the day while periodically checking emails
>>157826084t. michael carrick
>>157826024>working
>>157825953>>157826059
>>157825933Jokes on you, I put a single wall by each zone spawn point with a burglar alarm on it, so as soon as you spawn into my lot, by the time you get to my house, the police have arrived.Man, if only Sims 3 had the animation of Sims 4, it would be kino. But no, gotta remove so much shit.
Marfan lost.Jack Horner won.
>>157826106even this 12 year old girl has a job.
>>157826124unlucky for her then kek
>>157826124Okay but what
>>157826124if i speak.webm
>>157826103I mean people making stuff with doughnuts isn't a new thing. Most common one is getting basic glazed Krispy Kremes and making a grilled cheese sandwich with it, but you use the doughnut, instead of bread. Can also be replicated with M&S YumYums.
>>157826137they call it the oldest profession
>>157826024Joke's on you I have gout and can't walk
>>157826079where's that
>>157826117>I put a single wall by each zone spawn point with a burglar alarm on it, so as soon as you spawn into my lot, by the time you get to my house, the police have arrived.based minmaxxer
>>157826124the worlds oldest profession
>>157826124>zoomer editingi'm tired, bros
>>157826124find a woman who looks at you like she does at this chad
>>157826148>>157826156Soup maker?
long throws are so pathetic, it's ok only when you are a total underdog
>>157825978Oblong head nigga
>>157826162>asylum seeker didn't read the leaflet
>>157826170thats why theyre doing them today
>>157826153I mean you can just add mods so you can just shoot the burglar. Or rape him/her.
>>1578259674 3 2 1. Don't like blondes
divemans
Wait who was Fulham's manager when they promoted to the PL for the very first time?
>>157826152nice try mi6
>>157826196John Fulham
>>157826196A young prospect manager called Sir Keir Starmer
/mug/ for a draw?
Sub in Lacey, she is the only one that can save the Manchester
heem'd
bob is vagene
>>157826091need a job like this but also needs no skills
>>157826196me
>>157826186you mean rape correct her into a working class citizen, marrying her and having beautiful children with her?
KWABUIRE
fulham lad got booked for going down from an arm across the chest earlierbig 6 bias
>>157826201Depends on the context
if you're on 50k a year, it will take you until 2033 to make what rashford earned this week
bring on big Zirk
Drink the redbull, it'll gives you wings Maguire
Slabhead is kill
>>157826201mug for draws is cringe
>>157826196Dodi Al Fayed
SLABBED
just remembered garnacho is at aston villa now. blud didn't even come off the bench yesterday
>>157826229what with taxes taken off?
>>157826091What do you do? I want to stay at home...
>Still wheeling out Fergie's rotting corpse for gamesGrim
>>157826235that doesn't stop the jeets
>>157826250And not a single one took a shot at that behind
>>157826229>this weeklmao Woodward should be hanging from a lamp post for giving him that contract
>>157826229that might make you mad, but then you realise its taking it from man utd
>>157826024you cunts work and pay taxes that go to mudslime refugees living the rest of their lives on welfare?
It doesn't feel like I'm watching two premier league teams if I'm being honest
>>157826250Me in the middle
>>157826250looks like he's about to punch some greek coppers
Doneford...
>>157826219I mean the burglars are usually just random Sims that got a job in the criminal career path and as far as I know the rape option had a bug where it'd immediately make the person you have have 100 relationship with you (tho that might have been from the Rapist Perk you could select I can't remember). So, yeah, you could. Or she'd just get pregnant.
>>157826250whys he gone for the fishnet socks? kek what a sultry minx
>>157826252software engineering shit. Maybe once a month I go to a facility for a few hours
Bumo is GARBAGE
mmmburger is a bit slow
>>157826196Adam Copeland
That's it lads, slow the tempo down more.
>>157826283hes terrible. the only thing he has going for him is his thicc bunda
why didn't barcelona want to keep him?
counter attacking football against the mighty 20th place fulhambravo carrick a true visionary
>>157826236>Al Fayedit should be elfayed, al-x is differnt and it's a gulf thing آل فايد =!= الفايد
save me carlos baleba ahhhh
YO is that my nigga Oskar Bobb??
Sky Sports' Gary Neville:"I'm finding it really hard about the walking about. You should never walk around on a football pitch. It's bizaree."I am finding this really difficult and i cant understand it from a managers point of view."
Slurp status?
DO SOMETHING WITH THE BALL FULHAM
>>157826243Fans moan at their players fucking off to Saudi where they keep all their wage instead of giving half of it to the government, I'm amazed why anyone earning 6 figures would live here
>>157826305every manager just decides Olly was right
>>157826301he earns 14M a year anon... any shitter from la masia can do what he does earning 5k a month
>>157826319
kinder mbueno deserved to be snapped in half for that pathetic shot against city a week ago
>>157826312fulham are showing bobbs and vagenemakes sense an indian owns them
You're all cheering United struggling not realising you're basically cheering for City to win the league. Again. You wanted /mug/ so bad you cheered City beating United. Now that City are running away with the league, you're still stuck cheering for /mug/ realising the game has been sold from under your feet and serial cheaters are now going to dominate for another decade because you gotta have your le mugbeer.
Bit of plodding, safe football to calm the nerves.
how are they again back at the keeper ..
So at the end of this season where does Rashford go?
>>157826313Legendary Valencia manager
>>157826341miami
>>157826334maresca is a fraud. i see city finishing below both arsenal and liverpoo desu, just be patient
>>157826250Heavy is the head...
>>157826325they'd be better off if they'd stuck with himgood man manager and has better talent ID than anybody they've brought in sincebut their fanbase is deluded and always think they're 1 season away from winning the league
>>157824596if i impregnated a hapa, would my children come out normal or asian?
>>157826313Yeah, I'm sure Neville has never walked around on the pitch. Fucking fraud.
>>157826313They're not fit, Carrick decided to spend pre season doing ball work for some reason, must've saw how well it went for Slot last year
prepare some subs carrick
Mpoono...
both these teams are afraid to lose>>157826325carrick is literally an ole regen
>>157826334>You wanted /mug/ so bad you cheered City beating United.nah I was disgusted when VAR rigged it for cheatyevery other game I'm a MUGbro though
>>157826250Just bloody loves drinks breaks
>>157826334City winning trophies is infinitely more acceptable than Arsenal.
carrick needs to go back to the interim magic
>>157826352why think about things that will never happen
Get Belieber on to run about a bit
>they spent £65m on baleba to be a part of these tactics
>>157826341he'll stay
I refuse to believe Iwobi is a pro footballer
This year it's Brighton
business idea: sack carrick and hire ole as interim
>>157826352i mean theyd come out brazillianwhether you count that as normal is up to you>>157826341man utd manager
>>157826352I reckon for you they would still come out black
genuinely don't get why most people rate mbeumo so highly, he's one of the sloppiest players i've ever seen, constantly gives the ball awayyeah he scores once in a while but so did garnacho
fucking hell those stats
OH BABY
>>157826347Arsenal got battered by Brighton. Supposedly the 'best defence in the league' got thrashed 3-0 by Brighton's B team. Not even an excuse of 'injuries' (bar Saliba). Just terrible. Meanwhile City BATTER Sunderland 5-3.Arsenal will suffer 3-4 injuries, minimum, in this window. Likely Rice (who is dead anyway). Saka (who is dead anyway). Konsa (who is shit anyway).City are going to walk this fucking league and had they lost or drawn to United then they might have been mentally hurt. But nope. Off they go, winning all the way.>>157826371No shit because nobody cares about City, but I don't even want Arsenal to win anything either. I just don't want this league to turn into France/Germany.>>157826367If you say so.
cowardly performance by both teams>>157826341>thinking southgate is going to let rashford leave
>>157826396Who's rating mbeumo
>>157826399>>157826404state of prem
>>157826399>>157826404Best league in the world
what a gayme
>>157826393>man utd managerwell he does know the club
mbeumo with the first touch of jeffrey epstein
>>157826392Bring back club legend Kléberson
United are embarassing
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>157826352You're Brazilian, no chance your kids are coming out normal
LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO V
/MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/
>Own goal
>manure >manure >manure >manure >manure >manure >manure >manure >manure >manure >manure
This will get VARed
a bit late but here i am to compensate the next /mug/ lets gooo
>i could have gone to nhentai.net instead of watching this slurper
OH NO NO NO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
MUG MUG MUG
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKWAB
>the bitcher
MUG
peak comedy
PGMOL will take care of this one
MUG MUG MUG MUG
AHAHAHAHA
/MUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG/!!!!!! :D
LFMAO!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG ME
lemons came prepared to defend his goal from fulhambut he was never watching for the stab in the back
kino
dear oh dear oh dear oh dear
...
>>157826448Holy shit i hadn't even started the stream yet and first thing i see is Fulham fans celebrating.
>>157825171Yeah he was their most dangerous attacker kek
LIVE MELTYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLRDCpj6fvQ
SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN
MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG
funniest goal in a bit
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHWHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHQHHAHAHAHAHHAHQHHQHQHQHQHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHQHQHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHQHQHQHHQHHQHQHQHQHHQHQHQHQHHQHQHHQHQHHQHQHQHHQHQHQHHQHQHQHQHHQHQHQHQHHQHQHQHHQHQHQHHQHQHQHHQHQHQHQHQHHHHQHQHQHHQHQHQHHQHQHQHHQHQHAHHAHA
*siiiiiiiiip*PAAAAAAAAHHHHH
Bruno needs to leave this club and it needs to be relegated asap.
This is unwatchable, don't bother making a new thread
United will still win this. My weekend has been so shit with Chelsea losing and City + Liverpool winning, I can't have a positive weekend so United can't lose. If United lost, it'll even out because Spurs and Arsenal lost.
>>157824812oh shit
Tony Khan keeps winning.. dronebros..
proper poacher instinct
wait what the fuck was united's problem
what was he trying to do
noooooooo
>>157826503wish he'd get his jewfro caught in an elevator door
utd will play better now
STOP THE COUNT
KEK THE OOMPA LOOMPAPAT BUTCHER
>>157826503his hair will grow until it consumes the world
Who's replacing Carrick in November?
why is Neville so mad, it's always like this
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHARIO DE LA PLATA RATA
Lol
IGOTAFEELIN'
>>157826521steve bruce
That's gotta be one of the worst goals I've ever seen
I love /mug/
I CANT FUCKING TAKE ANOTHER YEAR OF THIS IM GONNA FUCKING DO IT BROS FUCK THIS SHIT CLUB
more like michael car wreck
>>157826521Big Sam
>Real Madrid raped>Manure well on the way to being rapedbrilliant end to the summer innit
>"The butcher"
Uh oh they started pressing Fulham seriously
bahahahahahaahaahahahahahahahaha
>>157826521It will be Eddie Howe or Conte, Ineos and the Glazers like yes men, safe men, that won't dig them out, so it will probably be Howe
MUG?UG?
Sky Sports' Gary Neville:"Absolutely pathetic."This is the worst 15 minutes I have ever see Manchester United play."I have never seen a lack of effort like I have just seen."
>>157826521>Who's replacing Carrick in November?
that's a lammens OG not a martinez OG
LENO LENO LENO LENO LENO
>>157826503he's cooked
very unlucky bounce desu
>>157826521DREAD ITRUN FROM ITDESTINY ARRIVES ALL THE SAME
indians going ballistic in goldbridges chat
>The Bitcher
>3 week international break
>>157826605sex
>>157826521Southgate
>>157826521ENTER
Maguire magic incoming
>>157826599LAMMENS BLOODY BASTARD BITCH
>>157826586>vibes fc into SUPER vibes fcmaybe....
>>157826521I already told you it's gonna be Kléberson
>>157826562Friendly reminder that Ferguson fumbled this
>>157826563You're kidding right, he had the reactions of a dementia riddling grandma?
>>157826599you're just as much of an indian for being in there with them, zoomer
I gotta be honest, regardless of result Arbeloa to Fulham is the most perplexing managerial change in years
I don't think I've seen United play this pathetically since the late Ten Hag/early Amorim era
>>157826625what happened?
>if fulham win spurs are dead lastThis is truly a banter era
that wasn't even a deflection, he actively kicked it there
Shut up Kevin just get in the car
How many weeks till carrick gets sacked?
Just now seeing the OG replay. Holy shit what a fuck up from Martinez and Lammens. Carrick is screwed.
>>157826521probs another mid 'legend' ex playerpark fits, especially because he doesnt speak english
RELEASE SESKO
>>157826635tony khan isn't afraid to splurge.
>>157826605it not right
>>1578266460
>>157826637unironically women's football tier performance
Nistelrooy in till the end of the season
>>157826663hes crocked again
Carrick's at the wheel
>>157826611Nah fuck you he is ours!
atp might as well put in big zirk
What are Tottenham fans thinking
>>157826637Cheeky little dink. Good goal
>>157826637it's lammen's fault he couldve saved that
>>157826674MIOOOOOOOOOOOOO I LOVE YOU!!!!
>>157826605you guys never heard about inviational tournaments
>>157826663he's injured
>>157826635Why
>>157826637ahahahhahaAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAThank you based Germanbro
>>157826638>In his new publication "Leading," to be published on Tuesday, Ferguson says he met with Guardiola before his final season as United boss began in 2012.>At that point, Guardiola was starting a year-long sabbatical after leaving Barcelona. And despite Ferguson's entreaties, he decided to sign on at Bayern Munich the following summer.>"I had dinner with Pep Guardiola in New York in 2012, but couldn't make him any direct proposal because retirement was not on my agenda at that point," Ferguson wrote
INEOS OUTEOS
LENO IS HOLDING THE DOOR
UNLEASH ANTONY
can the guy cut his hair if they lose 5 in a row?
>>157826691probably about transitioning if they haven't already
>>157826661Ronaldo as player manager
Big zirk when?
Doesnt matter if United somehow win this that own goal is worthy of a /mug/ in of itself
this amazon documentary on utd is going to be a comedywe're already 11 pts behind city.
>>157826637what's he done that for!!
>>157826697
Fulham keeper MOTM?
it just dawned on me that man utd haven't had a decent fullback since rafael
THE ZIRK IS INBOUND
>>157826521They're into the arc of a going for an experienced but now past it foreign manger, someone like Pellegrini or maybe Jose again lol
>>157826735its time
With the attack from Big Zirk everything will be in order
< Z >
he's bringing on zirkzee
>>157826749Lammens is also keeping the game alive for United
>played hull, ipswich, everton, (man city), fulham>4 points
>>157826605At least your national team is good and not dogshit like ours.
business idea: cross the ball over and over again while your 6'5 striker stays on the bench
>>157826755rafael wasnt even good, united fans just overrated himvalencia was their last good one
>>157826709Wasn't Pep unable to understand his accent or some shit?
ITS TIME
>>157826749Sex with gamo
Zirk will score unironically
>>157826709then again, the glazers could've fucked guardiola's stint up too.
>>157826775that's insane
BIG ZIRK IN
>trashford outFulhamsissies, suddenly our chances aren't looking so good...
Can't believe Rashford didn't score, you can always rely on him producing an end product
based on brents watch along I'm a good ~15 seconds behind or so, so let's be considerate of spoilers at this stage
HMFBZT?
>>157826755My only memory of him is that match against Bilbao when he falls asleep on a cross and someone taps it in from behind him.
HOW MANY
BIG ZIRK
>Big ZirkYeah, /mug/ is called. 2-1 United.
BOUTTA GET IRKED BY ZIRK
>>157826785Valencia sucked too.
>>157826709And he just told Pep 'phone me before you accept an offer from another club'. The ego of that senile man.
>Waiting until 80' to sub while behind.Manure-bros, i think it was a mistake to not sign a real manager
>>157826637phwoaaar what a tap in
MPOONO WASTING BIG ZIRK PASS
>>157826775Don't put that man city in brackets, it was man city with 10 men, millwall probably would've beat them 3-0
>big zirk getting double digit minutes
this could end 1-0 I reckon if it stays like this
>>157826785valencia and young were just out of position wingbacks tbqh
>zirk gets in>immediate scoring opportunityWhen will yanited learn
a "Dutch"man is expected to fix this shite
Fulham is closing the shop...
>>157826855there are no 'true' fullbacks. nobody grows up of being gary neville. there are only failed centre backs and failed wingers
>>157826788He just didn't have any interest, City were already in the middle of building the club for him, bringing all the Barca guys he liked but he wasn't ready to go there yet
incoming (p)
Mason mount will save us...
When is my mate Cairney going to enter
Mount IN
5 subs is so ridiculous
Mount on its so over…
>Spuds in dead last before the break and as summer comes to a closeAll is well in the world, lads...
>>157826904mate they can't even get to fulham's box where the fuck is the pen coming from?
singles and mount goes off injured
>Anonymount and Big ZirkEasy dub, /fug/bros
>manletinez
>>157826923They've got a pen after the final whistle before....
United v Spurs will indeed be El Sackico. Thank fuck we don't have to see this shit for 3 weeks
/MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/
>>157826923holding in the box during corners
Carrick knows he isn’t lasting the rest of the week
>>157826923Juno Fernandestein will find a way, bet
somebody get bummo a mars bar
Terrible weekend for me. Left on read, United lose, no F1. It's joever.
Why is united playing cunha as a striker again?
Never doubting. Quick fire 2-1 for United to be honest desu.
>It's a Bruno launches aimless balls in to the box episode
>>157826993to accommodate the generational talent of sir marcus rashford on the wing
why mewhy did i have to pick man u when i was 4 in 2012all i have had is us being a joke my entire life
>>157826993Because Carrick insists on playing Sir Marcus Rashford, who refuses to play anywhere but LW.
DORGU IN
Why do they look absolutely gassed?
Even if they hold on this Fulham side is poor
>>157827045could be worsecould be spurs
>>157826978Fernandes does look just like a Sephardic Jew, and there actually were loads of them in Spain and Portugal at one time.
the absolute state of this man utd benchineos said they were gonna win the league by 2028
>Stream is killSad times /mug/bros
>>157827064they could/should've been up by 2 or 3 in the first half
>>157827033>>157827050Bet sekso feels great about that
>>157827060cause carrick cancelled amorim's fitness training regimen
(P)
>>157827045
>>157827081yep, that's how I know. Part of my family is Portuguese and literally were sephardic jews a generation or two back
>>157827084https://fmhy.net/video#live-tv-sports
mongUTD fans will look you dead in the eye and tell you they have the best midfield in the league btw
Has muniz got Botox only in his eyes?
>>157827045It ain't bussin fr fr 67 o algo
>>157827045>i was 4 in 2012
why does var hate united now? that was a clear handball
No penalty wtf?
someone make /mug/ ffs
>>157827117>https://fmhy.net/video#live-tv-sportsWhat am I supposed to click?
this is 100%, a until manure score added time, coming up
>>157827145>Foot away>Hand tucked in to his his bodyBehave
>>157827045>born too late to enjoy the glory days>born too early for robot slut gfs>born just at the right time to witness United’s downfall
This 20 second stop in play for a head injury is equivalent to +6 minutes for yanited
>>157827154>horse asks for straw
is carrick actually getting fired and southgate coming in if fulham win this?
>handballs in the box>no pen>high boots dalot in the face>no cardwhy is this predator looking fulham defender getting away with everything?
bruno fernandes is such a rat
only got +5 in the derby after a 5 min VAR checkhow many more will they get today to compensate?
>>157827045Zoom outta here, zoomzoom
Spurs are bottom
>>157827154>put the spoon into my mouth for me
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Spawn Utd strike again
CUNHAAAAA
YOU ACTUALLY THOUGHT
/MUG/BROS......
>>157827187they just gave him a 5 year contract. he just needs more time
>Man U spent 2 billions since 2013 just to finish 23 points behind the champions in average
oopsie daisies
>>157827154use ntv.cxi don't know what the fuck it is but someone told me this one a couple of weeks ago and it has been perfect
REDEEEMED
>>157827154daddylive is good
mug cancelledit's over
>>157827177>>157827207There's about 50 options!!!!!!
>>157827220WE GOT TOO COCKY
FIVE MORE YEARS OF CARRICK
>losing 2 points to fucking full ham/mug/bros this is still a win for uz
trashford could never
Quick cancel the /mug/...
we can still lose this
CUNNY
>scoring against fulham is now an achievement the absolute state of manunited kek
Apologize
mug bros we got too cocky ...
WE'RE IN DRAW SITUATION ALREADY
Draw keeps Carrick in the job until January minimum
>>157827240its a directory they all do the same thing nigga just click one
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO FULHAMSISSIES...great, now we have to listen to manuretroons and browns act like they just won the league by drawing the 20th ranked team
mug GODS what is happening
>there’s usually a late winner hereWhat did Gary mean by this? Rigged pen inc
Incoming (p)
>cunny on the left for a couple mins>scorewow who could have foreseen italmost as if having a fucking no output mong on the left like gashford is a bad idea
Lol Fulham are actually going down in a season with Coventry, Hull, Spurs and Ipswich
>>157827261I'm sorry I doubted you could draw against a Fulham flirting with relegation.
sitting back against manure letting them bloot until they deflect one inrubbish coach
draw so carrick stays longer, /mug/ playing the long haul
FERGIE TIME
zirk doesn't even know where the ball is ..
90 + 9
Why are United suddenly playing after 90 minutes?
Wait, Tielemans is playing?
>>157827261Michael, I am so sorry. Please, Man United, do NOT give this man a new contract. He'll deny us /mug/s for many years to come
they killed that guy
>>157827349kek
>>157827309>draw so carrick stays longerWhat a sad state of affairs
>Rashford off>Shaw off>Suddenly United left wing came alive
feast status: canceled
>>157827354fulham doing their typical cowardly shit bus parking which costs them a dozen+ points every season
Martinez scoring the winner there would’ve been kino
>>157827373Ssshhhhh keep it down or they might hear youSHAW AND RASHFORD WERE EXCELLENT IN MY OPINION
UNITED WINS 1-1
/mug/bros... not like this...
>>157827338he just need more time
Fulham are going down. They've offered nothing this game and got gifted their goal by a bizarre freak goal. I don't know what can save them.
>>157827373No he HAS to play the same old dross no matter what
Drawing against the bottom team is obviously a /mug/
CARRICK OUT
>>157827385>Team full of cowards >Plays at Craven Cottage Bravo Vince
>>157827349Fuck sakes kek
Title challenge still onWait untill Hall is fit
>>157827414big sam
all is wellspurs are still 20th
see you lot in /fug/
for the greater good /mug/bros, greater /mug/s ahead
>>157827443it's fuck's sake idiot, not fuck sakes
I thought they'd win :(
>>157827476fucks sakes
>>157827476add it to the pamphlet
>>157827476he just really hates rice wine m8
>>157827487they've won 1 game in 5. A win was never on the cards.
>>157827476Not round my way it's not
>>157827528I don't think he will, mate.
>>157827528almost on the level of>in sweden, crime is illegalor whatever
So whose going to make the /mug/?
>>157827540they shat the bed completely, even Sunderland created more chances than them...
>>157827612No /mug/ for a draw I'm afraid
>united vs fulham gets 850 replies/mu/ claims to hate united but it's clearly in love with them
>>157827722/mu/ only loves Neutral Milk Hotel
>>157827507addicted to /mug/
