Please join me in watching my Houston Texans take on the Cincinnati Bengals. Texies lost a heartbreaker last week, Bengals eked one out against Baker. I loved Joe Burrow at LSU and wish he were traded to a competent franchise. I'm gonna be real pissed if we screw this one up too. Kickoff in one bong
>>157825424Why am I posting under a britbong flag you may ask? Because I've lost control of my life
Bit early m8?
>>157825477I've got nothing else going on
>>157825424Would you "ever" need a hat like that in Houston?
>>157825592I would usually only turn on my heat once per year or two. But the blacks would be wearing that and full winter coats when it got to like 50f/10c
>>157825424prepare to get sacked
>>157825875ur mum should prepare for my sack
Bengals by 10, checkem
>>157825592No. They are for ornamental purposes only
>>157826413Bengals have the superior kicker which will be the deciding factor in this game.
>>157826507>blaspheming against fairbairnIshiggydiggydo
Texas will be overrun by Bengalis, just like in /cfb/
>>157825424using this OP image really makes it easy to find our gamethreads, thanks OPhow is our offense going to let us down today? Reed already disappointed me this weekend
>>157826530It's never been so over for Fatbairn, I'm afraid.
cute guys 2bh
>>157825424Alright after the shir fest from the aggies, I need the Texans to win this! See if my jersey has some magic
PLEASE don't have Burrow die again or have Week 1 just be a case of playing a shit team
>Kevin Harlan on the callBASED
>>157825592typically between Jan 15-Feb 20, the temp in the morning dips into the 20f (-7c) until about mid morning when it gets up to about 40f (5c). especially with the humidity, it can be chilly to the ears. I usually have to don gloves and a jacket around november when I go running because of the chill factor due to humidity, even if it's only 50f outside (10c)
>>157826530I hope you have your pineapple images revved up
>>157826664It's tradition for us to start slow and dig ourselves into a deep hole early on, then spend the second half of the season furiously trying to catch up. Also for Burrow to get hurt, it wouldn't be a Bengals season without both of those.
>>157826507The Pineapple is better, dont be foolish.
>new vax for people 65 and olderHave to reduce the burden on medicare and social security somehow
>>157826736Boomers are the ultimate golem class, truly a bunch of useless fucks.
For some reason I think we(Bengals) are going to collapse in the first quarter.
>>157826793Going to do the Zac Taylor special of Run, Run, Pass, Punt.
it was already almost over
streamin games for anons. VC opendiscord dot gg/9xBAfRQtPj
Bungals demons
There is literally nothing wrong with dominating and topping other men. It's not gay if you top.
>>157826908Go Texans btw
Helmet Condom makes players look like NFL Blitz with big head mode on
>make sure to replay it in super slow motion!Really overthinking things desu
>Fox refuses to show Minnesota-Chicago in my marketGuess I'm watching this game, lads.
>>157826950>watching this gameseems to me you're just starting a goon session like a good goy
>>157826928for only 10% concussion protection
>>157826950You should be thankful, will be a goodun
>>157827027yea, but think of all the money they're making on endorsement
>>157827017No I am using khazar milkers to get other anons to goon. Close though.
>>157827027If you don't want CTE, you should play a different sport.
>>157827078my buddy just told me his son is a safety on high school jv and just had his third concussion
>>157827078Most guys will say they'd take 10 years off their life to play in the league. That's why you had guys like ray Lewis saying "you pay me for Monday through Saturday. You get Sundays for free"
the texans used to kill the dalton teams
>>157827072Bet gooning you mean
>>157827119Concussions don't give you CTE, repeated blows to the head do.
>>157827134That's when the Bengals couldn't cover a TE to save their life. Happened in both playoff games.
>>157827243Owen Daniels was underrated
>>157827277No he wasn't. He was always decent. If you think he was any better, that's your problem
>>157827277You now remember Kevin Walter.
Joe….
>>157827352Joe Mama!
>>157827277Keep in mind Daniels played before every team treated a TE like Antonio Gates.
>Texans d is excellent>offense is shit All is in tune in the world I guess
>>157827352He's looking washed. Window closed.
Cool, this will be the 7th straight season of having a bottom 5 pass block o-line. That has to be a record.
These commentators are awful... "fair caught near the 13">he's standing on the 7
I'm not cheering Texiebros, the Bingles o-linw looks sus as f so I don't want to get any false hopes.
>>157827517>Kevin Harlan>awfulHey screw you buddy!
>>157827534Toxins fucking suck I don't even care if we win. You can't win in this league with a black QB and coach>t. toxins fan
>Refs bet the underGet ready for low scoring game
>>157827574Say that on your real account you coward
>3 and fucking out
>>157827609Gonna be a long day, anon
>>157827600what real account? I don't use login media
>>157827628Just don't say rayciss thing or post rayciss educator man
>>157827639Newfag
>>157827639lurk moar
>>157827687the new fag is you. Do you actually on on accounts that you log in and post to normies?
>>157827706I've been posting on /sp/ before you even heard about this website, kill yourself
The team that will win this game will be the one that is less incompetent.
>>157827776A tricky task for both
>>157827748yeah clearly you worked bitch
Elite punting
When is the Tornado Kick coming to the NFL? It's already effective in college.
This specific ref crew is one of the worst in the league. Every time I see that nog ref, I know we are in for a game full of flags.
>dykes kissing in commercials at 1:30pmGlad I get to explain this to my kids, that's what I really wanted to be doing
>>157827852WTF is this real?!
>>157827890Never too young to teach them about jewish propaganda
>>157827890Cool it with the antisemitic remarks thoughbeit.
WTF does Schultz have on his neck?
>>157827999Some kind of neck brace, makes him look like a fruit methinks.
put joe bussy in
Stroud shouldn't be shouting at anyone.
Classic Bengals defense, give every receiver 5 yards of space.
>>157828045hopefully he will play like he was worth his contract extension this year
bungholes are not a playoff team
>>157827999It looks like those magnet bands that boomers fall for
>>157828150Please put burrow out of his misery and trade him to a team that can win
>>157827999Auto erotic asphyxer.
its a heart rate monitor thing, for health reasons or something similar
WTF is this playcalling? Is bill o brien in the booth calling plays?
FLAG ON THE PLAY
0-0 tie is in
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GAME
that's my toxins
Bungles bring the bungling wherever they go.
>>157828280>>157828265The duality of this shit we're watching
I do the Bungle!You do the Bungle!EVERYBODY BUNGLE!!!
Lot of bengals fans in Houston today. I can hear the Tee chants
>>157828280The Texans have never been good though. They have never even won a divisional round in the playoffs.
>>157828371Luv me team though
Cmon ref, lets get another one
>>157828397Yeah but how long have you been watching Houston? If you had been doing so for 20+ years you would not love them
full kit wanker
This crew really is unwatchable.
>shovel pass on 3rd and 25Yep, Bengals have given up. GG Texans, you win this one.
closed the box score last drive expecting at least 3 for houston and came back to cinci 4th and 27? should i be watching this abortionkino?
So far im leaning Bills are just a good team more than Texans D sucking. Lets see if they change my mind.
No holding?
>>157828470I hate the texans more than you will ever hate the bengals
>>157828567Why? The toxins are mostly inoffensive.
It's another TE's destroy the Bengals show.
>>157828567Im proud that my team has triggered you to the point you are in constant state of seething when you watch them.
Just woke up from a night of drinking and I don’t even have a hangover, just a sore neck from sleeping wrong. Getting old sucks.
Fucking retard.
Thats my Texans offense
I hope you all bet the under
>>157828608because JJ Watt pick 6
Texiebros. We are not a Super Bowl team. We won't be with this shit offense. It's fucking over.
Run it into sexy dexy, what a great plan
>>157828371>chikaner seethingKEK
Davis Mills would be up 14-0 and you know this is true
>>157828717It's a bold strategy.
>redzoneIt was over before it even began
>>157828632What are you proud of? Being the joke of the NFL? The laughing stock? Being stuck with bad quarterbacks because GMs won't admit mistakes? You proud of homerism from people who moved to Houston and are not from Texas? I'm not. I'm embarrassed. Texas hails as a big football state but it's teams are dogwater. Meanwhile, states where people hate the sport of football have amazing teams. Why is that? What the fuck are you proud of? I've been watching Houston football since the oilers little bro, sit the fuck down.
If Burrow was hurt last week, he's sure as fuck gonna be hurting this coming week.
>>157828567Nobody hates our team, we're like Switzerland
>>157828785>>157828729
>>157828785Kek u mad
>>157828785>lives in houston>roots for titanscuck chair
Insane
>>157828785Im older than you, please keep seething, its great to watch
WOW
Holy fuck
holy catch
>>157828785>malding this hard over a harmless teamyikes
elite catch, and shit defense
HOLY DRAGON
Top play of the week right there
Nice throw too
>>157828850>>157828859>>157828864>>157828867>>157828888>>157828904How can you faggots say I'm wrong when they are playing like SHIT in front of you. They fail the 4th down and inches and then allow bungles throw that kind of lob into the end zone.
>>157828963We get it, Houston bro, you hate yourself.
>>157828365I was at the Bengals-Texans game in 2016 in Houston and I was pleasantly surprised to hear fans around me going nuts when CIN completed passes or ran it up the field.
How is the Stroud betting on himself thing going?
>>157828963We're not denying it, retard. Why does people enjoying football make you this angry? Take your frustrations out on the titans front office
>>157829003Wasn’t that the new years eve game where bullock missed the game tying field goal?
>>157829021How the fuck can you enjoy yourself when it's been a bottom of the barrel team since 2002 when it was created? The oilers were even worse choke artists.
>>157828867
CINCINATIBANGLADESHES
Does anyone have a stream?? I’m overseas right now
>>157829053>>157828963it's okay, go watch your titans suck ass
>>157829070Git gud
>>157829007He bet the under
>>157829070Good. Stay there.
>>157829053Because living vicariously through a team is not our "identity." Go do some soul searching. I hope you find some peace with yourself, maldinganon
>>157829073Are you fucking retarded? I'm from Houston. My dad and my grandfather watched the oilers. I've never been a titans fan.
>>157829104shut the fuck up and go get a vasectomy you fucking queer. Only a beta cuck would say something like "soul searching"
>>157829080>>157829099Why so mean?
Bengals just letting the Texans march into FG range before they decide to play defense.
>>157829133>>157829106let me guess, you're the faggot who was going on about pussy eating about an hour ago
>>157829141I'm abroad and I watch every week
>>157829146don't worry, we'll figure out a way to botch it again
>>157829039Yeah and we won the division off of that win too
>>157829169>abroadtits or gtfo
>jeets in these commercials
>flag>penalty>infraction
CJ overthrowing motherfuckers gives me the sad.
holding on defense being an auto first down is dumb
>>157829263that's probably the only reason Nico Collins ever looked good, CJ would overthrow him and Nico was fast enough to break away from defender
Rollout into a wide open WR, that’s the only way Stroud has ever been good
>>157829296but enough about Matt Schaub
>>157829133>more projectinglmao this buck is MAD
>>157829296I dont see why you can build an offense around that to be honest
55 for cincy really looks like Burfict
>>157829302When the fuck did Schaub ever roll out? If anything he was a play-action babby.
>>157829159That is not me, eating pussy is also for faggots
>pineapple.jpg
Pineapple x1
>>157829349You are correct he was a play action baby
HOMBRE PIÑA
>when you haven't thrown a flag in the last minute
>>157829378why does this image make me think of michael deluise shaking his head?
>>157829106>I'm from HoustonAh I see, you're seething because you drive an hour to get home from your wagie cagie and you still haven't recovered from t-boning the Texans bus
problem with this defense is that instead of ball hawks, the secondary is all about "landing hits", so you can dink and dive on them like crazy
Orlando Brown is getting sodomized
WAJ ‘em
Be honest with me Texiebros, would Bryce Young had been a better fit for this O?
>>157829440You'd be bitter too if you were drowning in jeets
>>157829440Nope, I had to leave. It's been ruined by shitskins and shitlibs.
>>157829519still trying that, chikaner? say the line, post the pics, let's watch you seethe
>>157829526Post hands with timestamp, Juan.
I can't quite articulate the words for how basic and little league our unis look. That dark blue with the off-color Texie logo on the sleeve and all those other patches don't even make it look like a football jersey. I miss the default ass OGs.
>>157829581SAAR
>>157829584My ancestors were at Sabine pass, I don't gotta prove shit to you
>>157829601I dont care for the new uni also and im tired of our rush colors being fucking oiler colors
>>157829518Would Bryce’s tiny body been able to withstand the 2024-2025 OLine being the worst in the NFL?
>>157829621Nice larp. You're brown until pic with timestamp proves otherwise.
dont care we're winning currently, would trade burrow for stroud plus a pick
>>157829620>>157829581IAYC :^)
>>157829601Cal is running the franchise into the dirt. The new uniforms are nigger tier and awful. Old Texans uniforms and reebok in general were better. Nike is fucking slop.
I just woke up and tuned in can I get a quick rundown on the first half
>>157829518Not in a million years
>>157830002Nothing happened
Stroud giving me 2013 Schaub vibes
>>157830002Houston has zero offense, defense is playing balls out save for an insane tuddie catch by Chase, special teams fucked up bigly
This is not a great start to the half
>>157830002a touchdown happened, texans holder goofed and they lost 3 points>>157830037talmbout?
MAULED BY THE TIGERSYOU'RE GETTING MAULED BY THE TIGERSMAULED BY THE TIGERSYIU'RE GETTING MAULED BY THE TIGERS
will CJ earn himself a new contract this year?
>>157830271Stroud will have a career resurgence with another team. Yes.
>>157830271He'll be lucky if he even gets resigned.
Stroud looks like a camel
Oh my god ceejay actually did something
I feel like the texans have had the ball this entire half
Do we have the most fucking fairweather fans ever? I mean the Jasg and Tits fans make noise when positive things happen.
he had him in a chokehold how is that not holding
What a cursed game.
>>157830407Texans fans are deflated with Stroud
>>157830407What is there to be positive about? Jags and Titans have smaller fanbases and they have lower standards
>>157830435This dude hates the Bengals.
What the fuck was that Demeco??? Just tush push it you retard
PINE.....oh it's short.
>>157830467Texans failed their last 4th and the inches so it scared them this time
>>157830467This shit is getting embarrassing. I guess he has to go 0-3 every year to light a fire under dey asses.
Game so boring no one posting anymore
Time to start thinking about life after stroud
Bros bengals were supposed to lose this game
Not fooling me Bengals, I'm not getting my hopes up. Been here many times when you Bungle the game away.
>Blankenship fucks up againIt’s literally CJGJ all over again
>>157830743I’m not worried about this game, I’m worried about later down the season
>>157830407I think Texans fans want playoff success since they been good on and off for the past 20 yrs but they always shit it up in the playoffs
>>157830784Texans don't seem to have an identity as a team, they're just a couple good guys on defense.
Wow, the defense can play their hearts out but it don't mean shit when the offense can't even get in the red zone.
Yay! Chase is such a well trained wide receiver
>TOXINS
Stroud can't score without Collins. Same thing happened against the patriots
at what point do you bench CJ
Where they just chanting Who Dey after that catch?
>>157830872Demeco would never bench a fellow black man. It's more plausible that they'd just trade him after the season.
>>157830894bengals chant
>>157830894It's post production audio guys
>>157830924It was only cute when the saints said it
>>157830894Yes. I would imagine for Cincy fans their plane fare cost more than the ticket into the game.
>black qbs
stroud ALWAYS throwing too high
>>157831008Yikes can we do better here? Let's bring this back shan't we mayhaps?
>>157831039Cuz dat night high hisself lmao
>battle>is actually a peace maker
Again, Bengals are letting the Texans get into FG range before they start playing defense and locking shit down. Might cost them the game.
Skyline is gross but chili spaghetti is a good dish if made with quality ingredients
Just got here, what did I miss Texanbros
Oh ahah
>>157831165Stroud is ass
>>157831165One boring ass game. Defense is still good but offense can't put points on the board and special teams is shitting the bed today.
>>157831160Cincy chili is something you love if you grew up in Ohio & Northern Kentucky, but hate otherwise.
>>157831165I don’t think the Texans are making the playoffs this year
>>157831250Maybe a one and done as 7th seed if Cj gets hurt and Mills plays for the rest of the year.
Mcpherson is the goat
Never mind their kicker is better (today)
MCPHERSON GOATEasily the best Bengals kicker of all-time
mcpherson's farm
>>157831244I bet it’s good. It’s cinnamon chili sauce. Sounds goood
>>157831244Definitely an acquired taste but I do think it gets a bad rep because most people outside the areas expose to it is through Skyline or Gold Star slop.It's like if someone's only experience eating a burger came from going to Burger King, it'd be no wonder if they thought burgers were gross if that was their only experience with them
Just woke up, how have my Texans been doing?
>>157831556ThisSkyline is for cheap sloppy hotdogs
That new padded helmet on Texans no. 5 is hilarious
>>157831652That helmet gives you an advantage on pass coverage. Extra mass to block the pass
>>157831615Suck ass. Same shit as last year, based D cringe O.
McPherson has more made kicks of 50+ yards than the next 3 combined in Bengals history.
I knew the Texans were gonna be shit this year when the whole off season everyone was picking them to win the division and even some picking them to go to the owl
>announcers glazing stroud while he put up 6 points on the board Lmao
>>157831652Reminds me of the cheat code from NFL Blitz where it made your player get a big head
>>157831762You're 3 hours late. Already said that.>>157826928
>intentional suckassingThat's it, put Millsy in.
Dexter Lawrence is back to his 2022 form
>>157831872Bengals fans must feel good, their d is back to being good like in their Super Bowl season
Stroud is not the answer
This is the drive where Stroud starts the comeback
What the fuck was that drive? Did they just throw darts at the playbook?
>>157832005Zac is stroking out
>>157831956Too many penalties, o-line is still shit, and offense is sluggish.
Guys....the Texans aren't very good.
55 really does look like burfict
>>157831956Secondary is still playing the world's softest zones
please don't extend Stroudtank for Manning
Just wait, the Bengals will start playing prevent, letting the Texans check down their way down the field every drive for touchdowns.
>>157832038Bengals offense wasn’t that good in the bowl season
BOOOOOOOOOO
Same ole’ texies
>>157832124kek yeah ok. They weren’t great in the playoffs, but they absolutely were the most explosive offense in the nfl that year
>>157832111Incoming stroud wasn’t that bad look at the stats :)
>>157832172It's like 2015 all over again
>>157832180With the most sacked QBs in the league. Our O line was non-existent. Joe did great despite the line. Hell, most of our wins wouldn't have happened without McPherson. It's not uncommon for him to outscore Burrow.
>>157832183I really wish someone (AI most likely) would go through the stats all-time and remove all garbage time yards, TDs, etc.
>>157832364>mcphersonYou’re talking about the playoffs. 2021 had an excellent passing offense. The run game was bad, but it was an amazing big play offense that year
Bengals are 1st in the AFC North. Eat shit Steelers and Ravens.
>>157832183It's happening. He's padding his stats and people will jerk off to his numbers. Bengals always do this and it has cost them numerous games.
The bengals defensive tackles are carrying. The defensive ends are so bad. Murphy and Stewart are total busts
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Damn, this season is over.
I tuned in late. Did I just hear that the Texans are down their top 3 guys?
>>157832183Yes Stroud is ass. Even the copium for today can't change that but it doesn't excuse the O-line and running backs getting 1 yard per carry
>Stroud throws for 300+ yards>everything after 250 was garbage time shit that didn't matter>media jerks him off anyway
ggs bengalsIt seems yet another 0-3 start is on the horizon for the texies. Our “revamped OLine” looks like absolute shit.
>>157832837well 250 yards is enough passing for most teams to win a game. Yards is just for stat babbys
Looks like the texans crowd gotta beat the traffic
I'm just tired of this nigger.
Why can't these fellas even try to get out of bounds?
>>157832837nigga what are you even talking about? ceejay is one of the most heavily criticized QBs in the fucking league. he has had a pretty decent game and the entirety of the fanbase and media is still going to blame him.
>>157832842I'm Ohio born, so I'll be a Bengals fan forever, but I spent a fair amount of my developmental years in Houston rooting for the Oilers. Moved out before they moved to Tennessee, and the new Texans came out. Still not sure how I feel about the Texans now.Shame they got rid of that design, it was so kino.
I can't believe Shemar Stewart made a play
Man that texans oline is bad. David Carr tier shit ruining his talent
>>157833097I like how the announcers acted like THAT sack was the play that sealed the game.
>rush 3>drop 8>get the sackHoly shit that's hilarious
>>157833097I still think he and Murphy are busts until proven otherwise
GGs Bengalsbros we owed you one. Texiebros, looks like another year of absolute pain and anguish after a few years of positivity.
>>157833203Same ole texies
GGs Texan bros. I genuinely wish you guys an improved season from here on out. Don't feel bad about today. This is the Bengals undefeated Superbowl season. You didn't have a chance.
Texies have a seriously mean defense, you guys just need to figure out that offense.
See y'all next week. Really need the game next week to stay afloat this season
see you fags next week where I try to explain to yall how dogshit the toxins are and have always been while yall try to gaslight me into thinking otherwise
>>157833324Calm down bro, your defense is legit good.
>>157833337So what? Defense don't win shit no more. This team has never had a good quarterback. For years and years Texans have won wildcard rounds with defense and lost divisional rounds because their quarterbacks can't elevate their teams.
>>157833324You could just watch a different team. You don't have to live life mad
>>157833782You are in the UK, you are probably a faggot IRL with some jewish corpo gig. Kill yourself and stay over there with the muslims you cocksucker.
>>157833880Read the thread
>>157833919kill yourself
>>157833067They didn't get rid of the design, Tennessee still holds the rights so Houston can't use the name/logo. Fuck Bud Adams.
modern texans fans represent everything wrong with modern NFL fans. They are estrogen filled women.
