Fri 18 SepBrentford 3 - 0 ChelseaYesterdayTottenham Hotspur 2 - 3 Aston VillaBrighton and Hove Albion 3 - 0 ArsenalEverton 1 - 0 IpswichNewcastle United 2 - 1 HullNottingham Forest 0 - 1 CoventryTodayBournemouth 0 - 1 LiverpoolLeeds United 0 - 0 Crystal PalaceManchester City 5 - 3 SunderlandFulham 1 - 1 Man Utd
i'm just going to say it, adidas are mid and too biased towards certain clubs
>>157832658Make all their money off Argie shirts these days
Hull vs Gull
aw doing a jig and manny trannies celebrating a draw against....fulham
>3rd place>full head of hair>monster energybased Hürzi
See you in three weeks lads
I'm sick of internationals already.
Not sure what I'm going to talk about with no games going on
will never understand why england didn't statpad in the late 19th/early 20th ccould've had like 40 world cups
arsenal and tran u not getting enough stick
So..... what do you guys wanna talk about? Is it great to be alive on a Friday night in the Commonwealth or what?!
>>157834372>Is it great to be alive on a Friday night in the Commonwealth or what?!ALL SMILES
I remember when Liverpool were 5 wins out of 5 at the start of last season
>>157834372YooSA might nuke iran anyyyyyyday now, 2 more weeks approx.
>>157834530Brighton nuked Arseshite KEEEEK
>>157834322t. Delusional
>>157834617you can look at the record england were blowing teams away 10-0, it was seen as an upset by the opposition if they only lost by 3 or 4 goalsit wasn't until the mighty magyars that they got exposed
>>157834530just like the seagulls launched a thermonuclear bird shit assault all over arsenal's head
>>157834493then Leoni went down and derailed the season
>>157834666
>>157834372YJG
Terrible weekend. Female confusion, United shitting up the EPL and the incoming knowledge that Spurs will unironically beat us.
>>157835336nah not really the 3 star general can fuck off back to fulham
man poo dilated dilated poopoo from dilated neovaginaneos vaginathe matrix
>>157833098For a CL spot
I have predicted the final table, lads, and it's not looking good for the fabled 'Big Six'
NOT GOODACTUALLY VERY VERY VERY BAD
>>157838205Loving Carrick's messimaxxing strategy
>>157838205Carrick won the Most Points Won Since Michael Carrick Was Appointed trophy though?
>>157838227How many scan/minutes?
>Spuds in dead last for the breakall is right in the world
>>157838205Amorim was right
>>157837630>Hull not getting European football Try again lad
Why is everyone praying on Spurs downfall...?
>>157838647It's funny
>>157838647Because they're the jew team and also because everyone on here is a 3rd worlder arsenal fan
it does seem kinda mad that manchester united haven't won the league in 14 years, and they haven't even come close. time just really flies
imagine waiting for the next 3 weeks only to find marcus rashford mbe is still starting the next game
>>157841903I would like to think that he had a moment of reflection when Barca rejected him.I guess he just didn't care about football...
i still think the OG was complete bullshit, Lammens should've caught that
>>157842303That guy is so shit I don't understand how people still rate that Belgian fraud
>>157842339KEK based>>157842303when life gives you lammens :)
https://thefightingcock.co.uk/forum/threads/relegation.52086/page-26>that dude who randomly ranted about immigrants
>>157843060Why are they hate Ange that much? So ungrateful
lammens best keeper in the league best summer signing wallahi
Must be a lot of antisemitism in Lincolnshire...who knew?
https://www.manutd.com/en/news/carrick-reveals-rashford-picked-up-an-issue[GOOD NEWS] Rashford is injured[BAD NEWS]Probably not for long
transchester tranime
>>157843231honestly?i dont blame levy and ange
>>157845158u fink?
Sunderland have the perfect team for a 442. They should play both Brobbey and Isidore up front
>international break
>Cole Palmer poised to withdraw from England squad due to load management. Marcus Rashford will be assessed for hip issue handled by Man Utd since World Cup but expected to pull out. Kobbie Mainoo also among likely absentees through injury
>>157845301they did well against city but their defense sucked
>>157845302you lost 3-0 lol fucking faggot
>>157838647Because they had three good seasons between 2015 and 2018 and convinced themselves they should be challenging for the Premier League title every year, even though they haven't actually won it since 1961
umm guys, this is simply not good enough, this isnt proper manchester united lads
>>157838647google jack pitt brookei just want this guy out of PL punditry
Interesting how the media has decided the narrative for the duration of the international break will be "Spurs bottom of the league" and not "runaway title favourites and self declared best team in the world Arsenal battered by Brighton"
so what we gonna do during the break?
>>157845672If the BBC is anything to go by, it's neither of those two clubs. It's United they're focusing on.
>>157845731Play danganronpa 1, 2, V3
>>157845732The way they over report on the irrelevant man utd should be under national investigation considering they're taxpayer funded.>>157845731My houseplants and I'm growing some mushrooms at home. Going to concentrate on that I think. Might watch England get battered by Spain but it's hard to feel supportive of the likes of Rashford, Mainoo and Rice after his recent behaviour.
since Michael Carrick was appointed (permanently) Manchester United have only beaten Ipswich Town and some team from Azerbaijan that was founded 3 years after United bought Luke Shaw
>>157845672spuds being dead last after spending 300m is shocking tbf
>>157845672Liverpool media mafia at it again
>Morgan Gibbs-White is in line for an England recall to replace Cole Palmer, who is set to withdraw from the squad because of a minor injury.
>>157845731
>>157838205Remember when the fans got LvG sacked because his team kept the ball too well
This is the best XI so far, based on ratings across all five gamesIt's great to see two Hull players in there as we've had a decent start with difficult fixtures, but more telling is that Lewie Coyle is actually in the bottom three defenders for 'defensive contributions', the combined number of clearances, blocks, interceptions, and tackles. I like the guy and it's great to have hometown representation from someone who joined us in League One, but he really is horrendous at the back and a weak link. Newcastle exploited him twice in the first six minutes on Saturday and it cost us the game. God help us if we see him up against Rayan Cherki or Bukkake Saka
>>157846401I wonder if Tarkowski wishes he'd chosen to represent Poland. He'd have more than two caps by now.
>>157845672because every ‘big’ team will eventually have the odd loss to some fotm meme mid table side while one of the biggest spenders in the premiership are sitting dead last in the table after spending hundreds of millions in the summer (again).
>>157846424>absolutely seething foreign Arsenal plastic
Spurs WILL be going down this season, it's best for everyone.
>>1578325453 weeks?
>>157846453>it's best for everyone.yes, even for them unironically
>>157846468If that happens, Spurs will go the way of Leeds and not be seen back in the top flight for decades.
>>157846482>decadesLeeds only spent 16 years out of the Premier League
>>157846500Forest then. Or Sheff Wed. The fact is, it would be at least a generation before they returned.
>>157846500We round up
>>157846508Why'd you say that? Not that it matters, there's not a cat in Hell's chance that they're going down. Their performances have improved massively under De Kwabi, they've just had a bit of bad luck. They'll finish between 8th and 12th
>>157846440either way, everything I said is a 100% true.
wow if you look at the premier league table you'll see that arsenal are already 3 points behind in the title race
Comparing Spurs to these sides is wrong because we know 60% of the 'support' will erode within the season when Spurs do go down. Meanwhile If you're in Leeds you support Leeds United and vote Labour, if you're in Hull you support Hull City and vote Labour, it's how these cities work.
>>157846528That's how I felt about Wolves last season except I didn't they'd finish 8-12th. More like 15th or so.
>>157846534No it isn't. Brighton aren't a "flavour of the month meme mid table side". You're absolutely devastated someone completely nullified Arsenal for the first time in a very long time and you can't cope with it. It should have been an even heavier defeat.
>>157846539Hull is an odd one as there's still a generation of uncs who think of their shit rugby league team as a rival to City. There was a similar situation in Wigan for a bit with Warriors and Athletic fans thinking of the other as a rival.It doesn't help that Hull FC share a stadium with Hull City and yet contribute almost nothing financially
Xhaka's been banned from Switzerland as he lied about having a covid jab and now could face jail
How do Spurs sort out their team after spending millions?... Spend 125 million more on Gibbs-White
>>157846602Liverpool did that (used King Kenny's daughter's company to forge them) but it was overlooked and barely mentioned
>>157846645think it'll work?
>>157846560Actually that's a fair point which also applies to Leeds to an extent, even if Leeds is tilted more towards football they do have a strong rugby league following.
>>157846401How is Vuskovic not on this team?>>157846424Kek, arsenal got battered
>>157846557Brighton are the absolute definition of a fotm mid table side, their whole business model revolves around it, from the way they play to their academy and how they scout players they exist to make a profit. Nothing wrong with that but don’t act like they won’t finish anywhere from 7th to 10th. Arsenal deserved to lose just like they deserved to lose vs the ‘resurgent’ United under Carrick last season (who coincidentally also scored to absolute worldies) and look where they are now.
>>157846700>Brighton are the absolute definition of a fotm mid table sideIn the same vein as Salah being a one-season wonder.Stop crying over your selected club (you chose them, you weren't born into them) getting deservedly hammered.
>>157846401Get rid of that baby killer and we have a very nice xi
>>157846424>odd lossArsenal got absolutely undone. Arteta will have to go back to the drawing board and change his tactics completely. Maybe, God forbid, actually play football instead of wwe on the pitch
>Arsenal fans think getting absolutely battered by Brighton constitutes "a blip"
>>157846723>Brighton avg. league table position since coming back into the premiership is 11.67sorry anon your blind hatred towards Arsenalis clouding your judgement. Same as >>157846740
>>157846772>>Brighton avg. league table position since coming back into the premiership is 11.67And this matters because? Why are arsenal fans so absolutely retarded. Cannot have a reasonable conversation with them. It's like taking to zionists.
Lets be real, when was the last time a team got battered by Brighton and still ended up winning the league?
>>157846766Saw this on the BBC earlier:>The Gunners had not lost a league game by more than one goal, let alone three, since October 2024. It was their heaviest defeat in the league since May 2023 when they lost 3-0 to the same opposition.It shows how significant that loss on Saturday was.>>157846772>including seasons where they were establishing themselves in the league which will unsurprisingly bring the average downExcellent way to manipulate statistics to try and prove you're correct. Brighton have been like this for a good few years now, they haven't just suddenly started competing this very season like you're suggesting.First 4 PL seasons they finished no higher than 15th. Completely different way of playing to what they are now, especially under Chris Hughton.Last 5 seasons they've finished no lower than 11th, and that 11th was the season where they were coping with European football for the first time in their history. >your blind hatred towards Arsenal is clouding your judgement.I don't particularly like Brighton either. But to suggest they are a "flavour of the month meme midtable side" is completely wrong. Suck up the loss and admit Arteta got exposed instead of belittling the opposition like every Slop Six plastic does when their team loses.
>>157846816Too lazy to check so I'll assume it never happened ever
>all the players Tuchel didn't take to the WC refusing call ups.Did he piss them all off by taking players who were never gonna play over them?
>>157846482if it helps them get rid of their owners there's a chance someone better might buy them
>>157846645They don’t, Marinakis would rather see them flushed
Are Brighton doing that thing where they’re really good at the start of the season and then turn to complete shit, or are they actually going to try and compete for once?
>>157846816City lost to them the season they won the treble, but they didn’t get absolutely exposed and shagged firmly up the arse the way Arseanal did
>>157847009Wrong team, it was Brentford they lost to in both games.
Thing with Arsenal/Brighton is, that based on what I've seen from like MOTD, Arsenal didn't ever look like they were in the game or a threat.It looked like a random city vs lower half of the table game from pep's peak years.
International breaks during the club season is abhorrent.
>players go to the wc, get a full run out as England goes to the semis>back to club football>go play the first batch of internationals >players who didn’t go to the wc>noooooo I can’t play this additional match I need to sit out for load management SOFT
>battered by Brightoncod or haddock hahaha
Not uncommon for arses to get battered in Brighton
>>157847045I think it's more 'fuck you for not taking me to the world cup'
>>157847057Southerners only eat cod, and they don't even eat the skin. Fucking idiots. Only Yorkshire, Northumberland and Scotland have good fish and chips these days.
>>157846547Tottenham are much better than Wolves
>>157847101No they aren't
>>157847021xG stats suggest otherwise
>>157847127>xG stats suggest otherwise
>>157847151We don’t attach selfies to our posts here
>>157847246seems you're unfamiliar with the 4chan handbook, the greentext grants me immunity
A JOKEWhat's have Carrot Top and Spurs Bottom got in common?They both want to kill themselves after several rapes!
Arsenal spent 500m pounds to get pumped by Brighton
Just no fixing it
I'll tell you who's shit and that's Spurs
Jamie ohara confirmed live on talksport that spurs are in fact in a relegation battle.
>>157847357Chat, is this true?
>>157847386'fraid so
>>157847127Look at xGOT instead of just general xG.You can gain xG by spamming blocked shots into defenders when you're chasing a game but it doesn't mean anything when the other side had a two goal lead for an entire half.Even if you adjust all of the metrics for perfectly average keeper performances Brighton win 2-1 and that, again, is with them having no reason to take any risks in attack to generate more xG for an entire half
Arsenal and Man U are shit lmfao
>>1578460763-0
Arsenal got homosexually bumraped by Brighton and they STILL think about their Jewish neighbours KEEEEK
man like Huerzelingz played a LB at LW and still MOLLYWHOPPED Arseniggas
>>157847021the problem with arsenal is that they don't actually have any good playersthey don't have a single player that would keep the opposition's manager up at night. no one is worrying how will we handle gyokeres and madueke.it's a collection of mid to slightly above average players who are drilled into in agonisingly boring cheesy system.
>>157847377I just listened to talk sport and confirmed your shit club got bummed 3-0
>>157847127I genuinely think the xG for that match has been faked. Arsenal had one chance all match, the Havertz 1 on 1. Saka was offside for his chance and I don't recall them looking dangerous at all. Brighton scored 3 and looked like they could have scored 5 or 6. Hit the post, a header narrowly wide from a few yards out with the keeper beaten.Arsenal didn't look a threat at all for the whole match, they were totally dominated.Does opta favour "big" clubs or is xG just a total meme?
>>157847474Arsenal fans unironically think other teams want Bukrappo Sucka and Piles Poois-Smelly
Arsenal fans unironically think banana
>>157846997i think they have the depth to keep it up for the season this year, but i guess time will tell.
>>157847499xG is absolutely a total memepic related from a few years ago was something like 0.2 xG
>>157847499If they flag offside late and play on it still counts for xG, remember that in some game I watched a few years ago.>>157847474It's why City are funny right now because Maresca's system isn't really working but because it isn't working they draw the opponents in end to end games and then win because they have way better attackers.
>>157847499Is it because the referee didn't whistle for Saka's offside? I think play just went on cause Brighton had the ball and they scored immediately afterwards.
>>157847515>POV: You're Darwizzy
https://www.joe.co.uk/sport/sunderland-star-facing-five-years-in-prison-548357black cat bros...
>>157847527>>157847529What was the xDG of that Saka shot(Expected disallowed goals)?
>>157847499>Saka was offside for his chanceBecause the ref played advantage, the chance counted there. xG is just a total meme.
>>1578475970, refs don't disallow arsenal goals
>>157847540>joe.co.ukFuck off
>>157846602Based for doing itCringe for apologisingWonder if they'll still make him get it in 2019+7
>>157847127Just checked at Brighton only had 1.3 xG?Kek, someone check if OPTA have London Nigerian heritage.
>>157847602Or punish desperate dives and handballs
>>157847602Or give reds for kicking out at 20yo lads off the ball
>>157847661>>157847654>>157847602>>157847465All this in their favour and they still get bummed 3-0 by the seagulls
>>157847597For that shot, 0.29 xG and 0.51 xGOT apparently, according to the ESPN website.And even better, Havertz had 0.63 xG and 0.82 xGOT for his shot. It's impressive how you can miss that.
ELIZABEEEEEEEEEEEEETH PASS ME THE SMELLING SALTS ARR DEKKERZ JUST WHIPPED HIS LEGS INTO A 20 YEAR OLD
>>157845672Baldy planned for that one game the whole summer. It's like when East Germany played West Germany in 1974. He converted his seethe from last season into autism.
>>157847820>Baldy planned for that one game the whole summer.This is some insane cope. He has played all games this season like this. Except this time the defense didn't make stupid mistakes like they did in other games.
>>157847661why did he chimp out ?
>>157847515>statistics are a meme, coin flips are supposed to be 50/50 but i just got tails twice!
>>157847654clearly flicked his off switch
>>157846660No, but Spurs are apparently after signing Gibbs-White
>Arsenal fans have to refer their stadium and all the memories of last 20 years on it as "the Emirates">Tottenham fans can't even call their stadium anything
>>157847977>Spurs are apparently after signing Gibbs-WhiteWhy would he want to join them? He's at a far better club and already rejected them once.
>Tino Livramento, Kobbie Mainoo, Cole Palmer, Marcus Rashford and Declan Rice have all pulled out of England's squad for forthcoming Nations League matches.>Nottingham Forest midfielder Morgan Gibbs-White and Everton's James Garner have been called into the squad by manager Thomas Tuchel and will join the squad on Tuesday.I'm surprised Livramento was called up in the first place.
>>157848170Palmer deserves criticism over this because he was whinging like a little sissy after he didn't get taken to the World Cup
arsenal were just too expansive, arteta needs to go back to basics - control & set pieces
>>157847972And do your precious statistics explain why an open goal from the penalty spot had one third the xG of a penalty?
>Kills your team
>>157848183Tuchel should have been a man about it and straight up told him they weren't playing for penalties.
>>157848170Livramento should just retire, state of it
>>157848279eddie mong killed him, he did the same with sven botman.
>>157847898Head loss due to being totally outplayed for 90+7 minutes >>157847820>waaaah, the manager prepared for the matchGenuinely one of the most pathetic copes I've ever read
Let 4plebs reflect that Chelsea got battered 3-0 by Brentford and it's so expected that the general doesn't even think to talk about it
>>157847654Old ninja trick this. Paralysed him
>>157848345we can't
JP Morgan best strike force in Europe
>>157848345Chelsea in 10th is not news
Chelsea are the biggest club in London
Regardless how much you cope, seethe and dilate arsenal still are the premier league champions.
*rapes you*
>>157848381why is the letter l spunking
>>157848018I get the message but it's the execution is still hilarious
RAWR
man united don't get nearly enough criticism
Chelsea, Arsenal, Manure and Spurs are a joke
>>157848381see >>157848400
>>157848256>they weren't playing for penaltieskek
>>157848496For me it's when they dominate a newly promoted side (not Hull obviously) and there's spunk piece after spunk piece like they've just done an invincible quad.
Will he score against all of the big six this season?Already done half of them.
>>157848791It's funny because United DID dominate Hull, they just did absolutely fuck all with the ball.
>to the tune of fan favourite "mauled by the tigers"getting bummed by the seagullsbummed by the seeeeaaagullls
>to the tune of fan favourite "mauled by the tigers"getting buzzed by the beesbuzzed by the beeeeeeees
>to the tune of fan favourite "mauled by the tigers"getting wanked by the goonerswanked by the goooooonnnneeeeeerrrs
Arseanal and the gay gooners (that’s what their fans call themselves) are unable to live with the fact that they were battered 3-0 by Brighton.
>Arsenal who are a top team were beaten by Brighton who are also a top team>This is somehow notable
Well well well
>>157833098kek
>>157849083>Arseanal and the gay gooners (that’s what their fans call themselves) are unable to live with the fact that they were battered 3-0 by Brighton.KEK based Fabrizio
>>157849319I don't think you should be eligible for TOTW if you've played Tottenham.
>>157849314>who are also a top teamWait what? I thought Brighton were just a midtable fotm team that got an odd result. Why don't you run back to your containment general and sort out your stories eh?
>>157849595What are you saying then? That Brighton are a shitty midtable side who got lucky?
>>157849680they're a mid-table side that pushed your shit in
>>157849705>>157849595KEK based
>>157849680They’re a shitty midtable side who pecked your gay gooning arse
>>157849680No I'm saying to sort your respective copes. Right now you people are giving completely opposite and braindead reason for why it's not a big deal that arsenal got absolutely dominated and battered three nil
>Brighton player dives looking for a penalty>*Crickets*>Arsenal player "dives" in the middle of the pitch after being shoved in the back>*Outrage*
>shoved
Which Big Six should buy Brobbey?
carrot top and spurs bottom
>mememouth are 17th>muh 3 Bs
>>157850987Their fundamentals are solid and they will outscore most big 6 flop clubs this season
>>157850840>Brighton player slips and doesn't even appeal to the ref for a penalty>this is a dive and the player is looking for it>meanwhile arsenal players have a kill switch on their backs touching which makes their legs stop working
Whatever, man, Brighton won their usual playing like Pep's Barça against good opposition trophy and will crash 5-0 against the likes of Everton and Newcastle as usual
>>157850969carrot top is an idol of mine, very sad
>liversissies
>>157851054>they will outscore>5 games>0 wins>outscore
>>157846602how did they find out
>>157849083they should be lovin' gettin' battered by brightonalso swear fuggin pascal gross did a nazi salute when he celebrated first gial
>>157851755Kek
>>157851631big into prop comedy are we
>>157852051they couldnt find his covid vaccine tracker chip on the database
>lelshea
>>157846602KWAB
>manure
Cole Palmer is based for blowing off the England call up. England will never win a major trophy with “Tommy Tuchel”
>>157856846>England will never win a major trophy*ftfu
>>157856857Yeah they will
>>157857005I believed they would under Tuchel, then I saw the worst squad selection of the world cup
>Manchester United have had more touches in the opposition box than any other Premier League team so far this season (182).>They have also seen their opponents have the fewest inside their own penalty area (92).kick rashford from the starting lineup, make the players run a lot more for a stronger defense, then everything should go back as expected. infuriating carrick didn't solve this before the season started
Arsenal and United never get mocked. I wonder why.
Why isnt Frimpong just a winger
How did Newcastle scam them so well? What did they think they were buying for 100m?
heard arsenal got slapped up by brighton u21s
>Spuds
Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah>Mané, Firmino, Salah, Henderson, Fabinho, Wijnaldum, Aguero, Sané, de Bruyne, Mahrez, Gundogan, RodriYeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Liverpoo are still unbeatenHow is this possible
>>157857863they can only rely on van dijk and jacquet for every single games, given enough time they'll fall
Chelsea won their fifth Premier League title, and sixth English title, with two matches to spare following a 1–0 away win over West Bromwich Albion on 12 May.[6] For the fourth time in seven years, the top-seven places were dominated by the so-called ‘Big Six’ clubs (Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool, Manchester City, Manchester United and Tottenham Hotspur) and Everton. The ‘Big Six’ also dominated the top-six places for the second time in three seasons. This is also the most recent season where Everton both finished in the top seven and qualified for Europe.The defending champions were Leicester City, who finished 12th, thereby setting a new record for the worst Premier League title defence; the record had previously been held by Chelsea, who had finished 10th in 2015–16 after winning the title in 2014–15. When including the Football League era, it was the worst title defence since 1991–92 champions Leeds United finished 17th in 1992–93.[7]Burnley, Middlesbrough, and Hull City entered as the three promoted teams from the 2015–16 Football League Championship. Only Burnley avoided immediate relegation back to the Championship. Until 2026, this was the most recent season in which Manchester City or Liverpool didn't win the league, until the 2025–26, when Arsenal won it, for the first time since 2003–04.
>>157857958Arsenal, Man City, Liverpool, Leicester and Chelsea have all been champions in the last ten years
>>157857164>have a right back who wants to be a right winger>he leaves>replace him with a right back who wants to be a right wingerWhat did Liverpool mean by this
>>157857210spurs is a social experiment rather than a football club, they also signed mudryk despite the fact that he's barely been playing for the last 2 years and even when he did play he wasn't any good. Maybe they are just begging to get relegated
Will hurzeler hair grow back in 3 weeks? The question that haunts me at night
>>157857958I really love this line up.Sadly, they couldn't fine a good striker after Conte axed Diego Costa
Arsenal and Man U getting no stick as per Most protected clubs in England
>>157857610Wait, the club in second last place is drawing their game? Must be a pretty awful club they are playing against.
>>157858766heh based
>>157857210Tonali panders to English footballing sensibilities which is basically a mong who runs around clattering people. Even at Newcastle it was a dissenting opinion to suggest he was a limited talent.
>>157857863>Refballed a draw against Newcastle>Flukeballed a draw against Forest>Beat newly promoted Ipswich>Scraped a draw against Fulham (0 wins and an average of 2 goals conceded every match until Liverpool)>Scraped a 1-0 win against Bournemouth (0 wins and an average of 2 goals conceded every match)I think it was something to do with having the most expensive attacking force in PL history.
TALK ABOUT LIVERPOOL NOT Arsenal Chelsea or United
carrot topandspursbottom???
>>157847350>>157850969>>157859090Baffling attempt to force a meme here
We need Hull City to win the league this season, for the good of English football
>>157859059Nothing to say really, they're 6th behind Brighton, Brentford and Leeds
>>157859116We actually need the three Bs in European spots with at least one going into the CL
a blundershitga flop (brobbey) is tearing our league apart, how do we cope?
Chelsea scored for funArsenal keep clean sheets for fun
>>157859059Who?
Brighton 3Arsenal 0
international break news
>>157859241Based
Hi guys, just popping in because I heard that arsenal lost 3-0 to some seagulls and I think that’s really funny
wallahi bro carrick at the weel bro he been the best manager since he was appointed bro he won the most points bro since Carrick took charge bro wallahi he's gonna bring us back bro most assists in the league bro
>>157859251are you sure? the media didn't mention it
>>157859257No, really!
Sorry bros but there's something weird about this Bournemouth hype considering they have the same number of wins as Fulham and Spurs.
there is no Bournemouth hypestop watching gay youtube like hitc or the mong that left
>>157859313People have eyes. They don't just look at the table and make their minds.
>>157859333>>157859349At last I understand how Russell Martin keeps getting jobs. Yeah he doesn't get results, but look at the number of short passes his sides make!
>>157858846mental side of the game innitdont want the continentals thinking they can do things like "pass and move" on my watch
it's a wonder of the universe of how mike ashley's newcastle only spent few years in the championship when they signed some utter shite like this
>>157859426They only spent 2 seasons in the Championship, neither consecutive and both immediate returns as champions.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2026_FIFA_ASEAN_Cupso apparently this is something infantino just pulled out of his ass last year and this is what we're gonna do for the international break.once again a bunch of foreigners with new passports inside our team.the format is weird too, like each divisions have their own final so there's gonna be 2 winners.
>ynr hatem ben arfa
>>157859482>ynr when Nigel De Jong broke his leg, didn't even get a yellow card, and Newcastle didn't even get a freekick
>>157859501For me it was Callum McManaman on Massadio Haidara:>Haïdara came on as a first-half substitute in the match against Wigan Athletic on 17 March 2013. A few minutes later, he was stretchered off as a result of a knee-high tackle on him by Callum McManaman and taken to hospital; he returned to first-team action on 11 April against Benfica. Referee Mark Halsey did not see the incident, so McManaman received no card, and because one of his assistants did see it, albeit not clearly, the Football Association were unable to act. At the end of the season, their rules were changed to permit retrospective action "when match officials are not in a position to fully assess a 'coming together' of players."
>>157859511Yeah I remember that too. Incredibly fortunate he didn't break his leg.
>>157859501>>157859511the anti-Newcastle agenda has been around for decades it seems
>>157859621Ever since they dared threaten United under Keegan 30 years agoI believe that bottlejob is why they're so hated
>>157859649My theory is that the North West mafia hate them because Newcastle is the actual North.
>>157859511>Callum McManamanhe's back at wigan now FUN FACT
Newcastle is Scotland Chav capital
international break really made me look up my own local league, for example we got this club which is uhh owned by a political party.
>>157859360This isn't a joke! Arsenal's defence and gameplan both went missing here less than a week ago.
>>157853109Would love for people to read my posts but with the sound of a kazoo in the background
'rot tops comedy was undeniable
>Telegraph Sport can reveal that Sidiz, a South Korean-based furnishing manufacturing company that provides the plush seating at Tottenham’s training ground and inside the stadium press auditorium, have triggered an early termination clause to exit their partnership at the end of October.
>>157859859where tf are they going to find cushions now?
>>157859814I read your posts with a kazoo sound in the background.
>>157859953thank you anon, but in retrospect I wish I had said slide whistle so if it's not too much trouble you can start imagining that
>>157859953I read your posts and thought lol this bitch got battered 3-0
>>157859859>that sidizinking feeling...
>the Jersey Mike's Subs Trophy is realjesus fucking wept
>>157832545What's the point of being a fan of a non top team when their solo purpose is to just sell players to top clubs...? They're basically just a mega training academy.
>>157860417Wonderful if they think this is the capybara cup?
>>157860657Brighton 3 - 0 Arsenal
>>157860657okay customer
>>157860417LDV Vans was the only acceptable name
>>157860657>Football only has meaning if you support Real Madrid
>>157860657
Lets be real, if Ronald Araújo played for Arsenal alongside 3 other CBs, 3 DMs, defensive wingers and a striker who drops deep you'd be calling him the best RB in the league
>>157861077>crying Liverpool plastic
>>157861077No, I'd be calling him the zionist baby killer sympathiser that he is
>>157861116now imagine this post but with a slide whistle
I'm back lads and here to laugh at you. I told you BrightGODS would HEEM and BATTER Assaana and you all laughed at me. But I don't spend 24/7 on this quasi-/britcuck/ thread so I actually have a life and went out. But I'm just here to remind you that I said it, it happened and you didn't believe me.Next time, bet on my predictions.
>>157861217
>>157861331Yank tier level of reading skill.
>>157861364he was probably first in line to laugh at your prediction
>>157859482What was the name of that QPR(?) guy who was hyped as the next bing thing in Championship, he had some French(ish?) name. Taarbrat or something.
>>157861391Probably, what a mong he is!
>Liverpool'sFlorian Auschwirtz (affectionately known as Squirtz or Squirtzlings) is the only player to rank in the top 10 in the Premier League this season囚for each of: High-intensitypressures in opp half (181 - =7th) Runs ahead of the ball (34 - =1st) Defensive line-breaking passes (16 - 8th) PerceptionsLevels (of perception).
>>157861393speaking of QPR has anyone else seen their horrifically shit VR Fanzone? Absolutely hilarious stuff
most runs into the box in the league la
>>157861421looks like one of those 2006 free to play games.
>>157861433Looks like it was made in an afternoon by a spastic who football manger youtube videos. No idea why they thought anyone would be interested in it
>/epl/ when Wirtz is coming good
>>157861412>runs ahead of the ballKEK, they’ll be saying he’s 1st in expected ball scratches on the bench (xBSB) next. Liverpool players are so coddled by the media
>>157861393Adel Taarabt, yes. He was eligible for France but played for Morocco. He was hyped because he was a big part of QPR's promotion to PL season.
It's only taken a full season (other players don't get this time, btw). It's only taken dozens of media articles saying he's actually great (other players don't get these positive articles). It's only taken £330m on the other attacking areas (not including Munoz) to achieve this 'coming good'.
1st in Placing towels on sunbeds1st in Wearing socks with sandals1st in Oktoberfest appreciation1st in Holocaust denial1st in Netflix viewings of 'Cabaret'1st in Cabbage picklingFACT
you al mock liverpool but we're unbeaten. only city can claim that from the GOD SIX.
mad how a Manchester United player can literally kick the ball into his own net and it barely gets a mention but Florian Wirtz misplaces a pass or two in a game that his team comfortably won and there's a public inquest
wirtz cost £115m, hope that helps.
>>157861364More like I couldn't give a fuck about whatever you're sperging on about.
>>157861458>>157861582>the Irish Liverpool customer is STILL seething over a £115m player being a flop
>>157861447People are delusional. It's like that company that made an 'Afrocentric MMO' and it got literally peak player count of 28 and closed 6 months later. They think people want things when they don't.
I don't like israelYes this is /epl/ related
>>157861412Wow, with stats like this he must have scored lots of goals
>>157861542I tried to pickle cabbage one time but couldn't fit it in the darn jar!
>>1578615421st in needing rescues from a hole he dug on the beach while on holiday 1st for interest in scat1st in dancing to techno while not on drugs1st for eating sausages1st for letting Turks rape his mrs
>>157861421>>157861433>>157861447>>157861642How much did they pay for this shite
>>157861077Trvthnvke
2 months ago it was "Loan with cast iron obligation to buy", Villa fans were like "He's a world beater, Emery always gets the best out of players" 2 months later "The Argentine moved to Villa from Chelsea in the summer on a season’s loan deal, which will become a permanent £43million move if Garnacho hits certain targets" He's a problem on and off the pitch
>>157862105Wait I thought it was £50m? So Chelsea will only make a £3m profit on him?
Can someone tell me what's the point of Ekitike?
>>157862105Garnacho too far gone even for Unai Emery to try and revive. Get him fucked off to Saudi.
>>157861543They've only played absolute shitters apart from Bournemouth, who were having an off day.
>>157862194>absolute shitters apart from BournemouthBournemouth have 0 wins in 5 games. They're going down.
Not looking forward to the 4 (FOUR) England games, lads. It's going to be boring shite. We got tricked by the England 6-4 France game. Players clearly stopped listening to Tuchel and just played the way they wanted to play. Much like the Croatia game. There was no 'he let them off their leash' it was just players being bored. He played the same way as Southgate did. I could have understood his actions against Argentina if it was the 85th min, not the 70th.Watch a 3-0 loss or more to Spain. Draw to Croatia. Then a win (at home) against Czechia and then a draw or loss away.
Why the fuck are we always playing Croatia
>Jordan Pickford, Dean Henderson, James Trafford>Ezri Konsa, Nico O'Reilly, John Stones, Marc Guéhi, Trevoh Chalobah, Dan Burn, Reece James, Djed Spence, Jarell Quansah, Tino LivramentoDeclan Rice, Elliot Anderson, Jude Bellingham, Jordan Henderson, Kobbie Mainoo, Morgan Rogers, Eberechi Eze>Anthony Gordon, Harry Kane, Noni Madueke, Marcus Rashford, Bukayo Saka, Ivan Toney, Ollie Watkins>Tuchel wasn't hanged drawn and quartered after this
>>157862318Boring isn't it? CL put in a new rule stating you can't be drawn against the same team twice in a row (tho I think it's only a case of home or away) so for example, City couldn't be drawn away at Madrid afaik but could be at home. They need to start doing that for national teams, really. If you played in NL you can't be drawn in Euros or WC, if you played in Euros you can't be drawn in WC or NL. At least leave one tournament separate.
Our striker options are so dead
>>157862376Rashinho will score a hatty la. Time to call up United Legend JJ Gabriel and Shea Lacey.
The United and Arsenal media suddenly aren't talking about them
>>157861678you lost 3-0
wallahi bro shay lacy next big thing bro kassam bro
>>157862508>you
Black day for ABAs and /epl/. Mikel Arteta just signed a new contract with The Arsenal.
>Yankuba Minteh was very close to a move to Liverpool this summer, reports Sacha Tavolieri of the Swiss branch of Sky Sports. According to the Belgian journalist, the transfer would have gone through had he not been injured.
>>157862815>Minteh
>>157862805Why would anybody care. He's clearly out of his depth if he got beat by Brighton's B team with his full strength side. Going from 1st to fighting for Top 5 is embarrassing (yes it was embarrassing for Liverpool last year as well, so don't pretend I'm dabbing on Arsenal excluslively). Arsenal will be lucky to get 9pts in the CL (and you need 12pts roughly to make it to play-offs, you need 18pts or more for Top 8) and they'll prob be beaten in FA Cup. If they can't beat Fleetwood Town, even away, then just resign, but he'll go out whenever Arsenal face a proper PL team (Ipswich don't count).This isn't really Farteta's fault, there are no good available strikers, but this is going to kill his season. His defence is useless without Saliba as well.
UTT
>>157863068>Omurlmfao
>>157862805Mr Mediocrity
>>157862880You're the fella who wrote the "Chelsea can't keep scoring" essays (and it was MULTIPLE and they were ESSAYS)! Wondered where you went
>>157863068Still mental this guy has bleached his hair to match the colour scheme.
>>157863487Wrong anon. I support Chadsea. See >>157861217
>>157863519Leave the Black Pearl alone
>>157863584Hey I appreciate the commitment, the abuse he got wasn't on.
>>157861542>1st in Placing towels on sunbeds
any update on this?
>Arsenal came so close to signing Brazil forward Vinicius Jr from Real Madrid in the summer that the 26-year-old's team-mates thought it was a foregone conclusion he would join the Gunners
EFL Round-Up: Spurs Edition
>>157863774With jamie ohara and jason cundy?i'd give em a call tbqhwy
>>157863800O'Hara just walked out of the studio again, it's getting a bit tired now. 3 weeks we have of this due to Spurs being 20th!
>>157863657The Runmeister
>>157863808He walks out when it is his stipulated break time, he can't walk out before hand or he breaks his contract. If the break is, lets say, 10:15, he can walk out as soon as it is 10:15, even if Cundy is still bantering him. He is, technically, not contractually obliged to listen to it if he doesn't want to listen to it. If it was a case he'd walk off earlier but he can't. He knows he can't.Spurs losing doesn't really matter unless everybody else wins. Cundy bantering he doesn't matter because Chelsea lost. Arsenal lost. United drew. If they all won then it hits harder. But Spurs are like Everton, they won't ever flush.
Danny Murphinho said there are three worse teams than Spurs, so they won't be in a relegation battle.
Spurs have Coventry at home coming up (i.e. in like a month due to this *nternational break) so no point in writing them off unless they somehow fail to win that one."Carrot Top and Spurs Bottom" is funny though.
>>157863926They've got United first. Which is already being labelled 'El Sackico'. But if Spurs lost to United and then lost to Coventry, he's gone.
arteta has been my scout in fm for 24 years
>>157864359>93Are you cheating to prevent him retiring then kek.
Chelsea score for funArsenal keep clean sheets for funoh wait
>one game disproves dozensweird.
>>157863800>>157862805hey immigrants, 3-0
>beating a meme arsenal side is so massive that people will keep bringing it upgrim state of affairs. it's not impressive beating arsenal. villa did it last year then plummeted off the cliff and got raped 4-0 or 4-1 in the reverse fixture. sunderland drew 2-2 and then got beat 4-0 in reverse fixture. beating arsenal isn't impressive. beat city 3-0 and then we'll talk.
noooooo don't make fun of my club for losing only IIIIIIII'M the one allowed to make fun of things
It was a flukeArsenal will never lose another game this season
>>157864949Beating Arsenal isn't impressive, but beating them with the manner and with that scoreline is impressive t b h
>>157863808>>157863849Ohara gets a ton of shit once spurs lose but cundy doesn't seem to recieve even half the banter he dishes out when chelshit choke(which happens quite often).
>>157865519chelshit choked like arshit
>>157864359This 93 year old scout still scouts children the old fashioned way
>You're the fella who wrote the "Chelsea can't keep scoring" essays (and it was MULTIPLE and they were ESSAYS)! Wondered where you went
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>>157867268>Chelski plastic injection of stolen Ruzzian oligarch money for laundering purposes
>>157864949Sunderland put 3 past them this weekend you plum.>>157865284>flukeI can help you don't watch football. They got battered from minute 1 til minute 90+7 and were lucky it wasn't 5-0 after claiming hey were going to go invincible all season.
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>>157867350warra trophy
>European laws are so great that an American copycat (energy drink) company can just take over the market after 10 years. After all the European companies got socialism'ized to death
lol anywun wtach latest alice man u vlogger vid where she like tryna get people to boycott man u sponsors or summat. she wants to do diss campaign of like systematically trying to make man u lose money to get the glazers out. honestly i fink its kinda sad how you can get worked up bout football to that extent. like fans talk about money in the context of football like its nuffink. its crazy how you can be so inspired to like change a football club to try make it win and sucxessful when like you should be aiming that energy into shit that actually matters in the world rather den diss fucking drivel. like youre more intrested in proppin' up these ridiculous billion dollar businesses leeching the economy rather den like care about actual shitactually mentallike yeh im a spurs fan but football shouldnt be that important in your life kek
>>157867350People overrate the influence of managers. It's not them winning the game, it's the players.
