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doyers
28 SOON
My sneks bout to steal the final wildcard spot from our designated bitch.
dodgers
>>15783716628 YEARS OF TITLE DROUGHT SOON*
Winners today.
come on ya tigs
anglels
>avg sox fan
Well that's a series tie.GG Twins
>>157837192
good series, giants
KWAB
>>157837199BASED KING JAY88TRANNIES AND GAYS HATE HIM
>>157837199What a faggot
It's football season chuds.
>>157837292nigga he IS a gay tranny
>>157837246
>>157837319true
>cum shitterkek
SNEKS
SAY THE THING BIG PAPI
>yankees
>>157837354BASED KING JAY88GAYS AND TRANNIES HATE HIM
gm and fire David Stearns
>>157837487
kek some wet rats at the whitesox game
>>157837513good morning?
What's your planned sportscope with the looming lockout and subsequent salary cap?Keep in mind we've just raped you out of the NFL (lambs & burrs learned their place) and el raders are no bueno since a hated CUBANGOD is their QB.
Somebody fuck this asshole
>>157837313>got humiliated against the gantskek
>>157837609football (english)might watch some nhl too but dunno not the best spectator sport
>>157837609FIFA, no, wey?
>>157837639The what?
>>157837639Speak English retard.
>>157837727Chikaner is ESL
>>157837607Night shift this week
>>157837747That means taking black rod
>>157837756Metaphorically speaking it does, yes.
>>157837791Based black rod taker
>Miz on SNBBaaaaased
>6 game lead
>>157837937Hang it up next to the other Rays' accomplishments
Gay mets lad
Yankschizo is in a foul mood, but why?
I was sitting behind the on deck circle at the reds game today and turned on my baseball magnet when bregman was standing there.
For me, it's the Yankee Stadium Sabretts lathered in that mustard rod with Armenian immigrant sweat as the secret ingredient.
For me, it's going swimming with an aggressive lady in a thong bikini
>>157838124you can't suffer in the land of the free
>doyerpacos accusing other fanbases of having immigrantshmm
for me it's soft jap thighs (female)
Red Sox better SMASH the Gordians
>>157838124how are you meant to eat this
What's the deal with the Dodgers anyway? Street tacos cost $16 for a shitty little taco nowadays.
>>157838237blame newsom
>>157838229without chewing
>>157838228what if they dont?
>>157838237you voted for it? want cheaper prices? red state is that way --->
>>157838281Pink sock is this way bitch
>>157838281Come get y'all pink sock
>>157838276
breggy status?
>>157838237social services for all the poor people don't pay for themselves y'know
>>157838345football is more dangerous, baseball players just need to pay attention
Just had Cane’s, AMA.
>>157838391Cock size?
>>157838307>>157838319@grok analyze these trooncord posts
>>1578384053 + 2 + 2
Meidroth got all of that one sheeeeesh
My Poodres are cheating (statpadding) again
>>157838052Because frustrated isn't a god damn word for it. This is bullshit.
>>157838443
>>157838443>>157838467>yankeeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxCDDlSw9-A
>yankeeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34QQ0P2Qk2c
>me after every single game latelyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POD9Hq0EqXA
>>157838492*sigh*
>another Sox game where the starter doesn't go 6 innings
LOOK AT THIS DUDE
Remember how confident the Yankeecucks were about winning the division the last 2 weeks? lmao
Oooohhhhh I’m sucking cock ova hereeee
>>157838594The Rays will clinch the division and secure a first-round bye with just one win in New York. If they get swept, they'll need to win the series in Philly to win the division
The Tigers might've had a miserable season but those navy blue alts are really good looking.
who is the jesterguild of baseball?
>>157838643They're 6-3 against the Yankees this year. They have the best record in baseball since the all star break. There is literally no reason to believe they can't win 1/4 games in this series.
>>157838676
Reminder that the Dodgers haven't won a series against a team with a winning record since July.
It's hilarious Poodrespacos think they're the team of destiny just because they smoked the Jints and the Fish. They will continue to coddle their sub .200 catcher thinking their exhausted bullpen will win games for them.
I mean these Seattle Mariners are real jerks
>>157838594kek yeah the 0 rings since 2009 stankees? i do remember that
Who would wreck the Poodres harder? Phillies or Cubs?
>>157838755The New York Yankees have a run differential of 3,111 runs since 2000 (1st) and a a 2468-1789 record since 2000 (1st).
>>157838775cubs are good and the philthies are trash so you do the math
>>157838775The Cubs will cakewalk through the bracket.
>>157838795* (none since 2009)
She/her Ohtranny will be reactivated on Wednesday and not pitch
>>157838849What is your point? Also, I think you mean since 2010.
the padres can hit the cubs best arms, but the cubs have no way of hitting bradgley and morejon much less millerits an uphill battle for the baby bears. they want to be opposite of the dads in the bracket.
what happened to the miz
>>157838918Absolute state of the FAGGOTners
its over
>>157838918gayriners KEK
Tigers will be eliminated from the playoffs with an off day tomorrow. AJ Hinch will be fired in 3...2...1...
dead genny
>>157839355The Yankees aren't playing.
>>157839388this but the dodgers
>>157839442>doyersAstroturfed group.
watching the brewioles
>>157839573same, brother
>>157838345What the fuck? Did he get decked by a PCA juiced up on PEDs?
>>157837192Eat shit and go fuck yourself, loser, man child shitbag
will the o's get eliminated if they lose this
>>157839750Yeah
>>157839750Absolutely nobody cares what the Orioles are doing, you idiot, man child, shitbag!!Go fuck yourself
>>157839750no playoffs for 'lysa, maybe next year...
>>157838281
>>157839830Saggy titted, foul mouthed, dirty, lonely, desperate for attention, skank!! Pathetic
>>157838673AL central no contest
>>157839850but enough about you mom
>>157837969We'll hang up our World Series champion banner next to the wild card banners!
>>157839883Way to be on top of things, fuck face!! You worthless piece of shit
Underrated: watching game 155 of 162 when your team has been out of the playoff race since June. No stress, hope for the future with some prospects being called up, announcers talking about anything but the game. Love it.
>>157839921No team in the American league is hanging up a world series banner unless they are blind, retarded or stoned off their ass!!
do the rocks have what it takes to end the sneks' season?
>>157839986Big time, they have the rock stuff
Hbp, pass ball, pass ball, walk, walk
>>157840131you're not smart enough to understand
>>157840164Then they did a groundout
Need this webmhttps://x.com/SoxTranslator/status/2101840691059921218
>>157840131>typical rays 5th inning offensive production
>>157840184induced*
>>157840188>See you on the plane *winks*
Maybe we'll see the brew crew in the fall classic
Maybe bats will fly out of my ass during the fall classic
Cubdres clinch Tuesday if the sneks lose that day
>>157840267Yeah, you would know?!
I'm really gassy tonight but my farts are smelling great so it's all good
NCDP
You wasted Skubal's best years. The Detroit Tigers have been eliminated from postseason contention. Better luck next year.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWFl5gwDWWs
>>157840360Go join your fellow AL Central brethren. The Minnesota Twins have been eliminated from postseason contention. Better luck next year.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWFl5gwDWWs
>>157840308Sounds like perfect wood for a fire pit.
>>157839355football (both pro and college) is backno reason to watch this sport anymore
what stops their fans from committing suicide?
a swig and a piss
>>157841001They have ringsThe real question is how memeiner fags do it since their entire existence is a joke
>Total Detoilet death
>>157841184The Royals have 1 ring in 30 years and I'm supposed to fall for the ring gimmick?
>>1578414571 ring in 30 > 0 rings in 50
>>157841383Hinch has done enough in taking that dogshit roster to the playoffs more than once. How do you build your entire roster around 1 aging pitcher?
>>1578414871 is greater than 0 and it's still not that much greater than 0.
>>157841545They don’t only have 1 though?
what an exciting game...
>>157841581The Royals' 1985 World Series ring is so meaningful, I'm sure of it.
>>157841604O's bro...
someone on reddit made this>CRAPASSkek
>>157841659>>157838557
>>157841663You’re a morbidly obese shill about to join his countrymen in the grave
>>157841671:(
>>157841620Still more meaningful than any post season the mariners have been in
>>157841848Just STFU and go away you no class, low life, trash!! You’re not funny, you’re not relevant, and you can go fuck yourself, you fat, lispy, shitbag
>>157841898Mad cuz mariners are dogshit
uh oh the yankeepaco is uppity tonight
>>157841663>someone on reddityou mean jay cuda on twitter?
Let's see... where is Venezuela?
>>157841946>>157842002Cry harder, you little bitches
o's lose!
>>157841663>on RedditHoly retard
>>157842379reddit has better baseball discussion
>>157837192>>157839724To be quite honest, the Yankees are closer to a 28 year title drought than they are to a championship. The Yankees aren't winning a championship this year. Next year, Judge will be 35, Cole will be 37, and Stanton will be 37. The window is closed for this Yankees group. A new build is needed.The Yankees have no strength up the middle. They have below average talent at catcher, at second base, at shortstop, and in center field. They have Schlittler but Cole is no ace, and neither is Fried and Rodon. The Yankees bullpen is three guys and lots of nothing. Bednar is good. Headrick and Blackburn are very good but they will be shot next season after having pitching a ton of innings this season. The Yankees couldn't even win their division. They sure aren't winning a championship. They have so many holes that there is no way to fix it all in one off-season. As long as Brian Cashman is the general manager, the Yankees will be an overpaid, underperforming assembly of misfit parts. So, yes, the Yankees are closer to being an organization with a 28 year drought than they are to winning a championship.
>>157842567
>>157842567Go back to fangraphs where they respect you
>>157842661Little boy, man child shitbag is falling in line w/the anti-Yankees chorus!! Ur absolutely 1000% wrong on so many levels!! Pure gaslighting & there is not an iota of accountability, responsibility, or leadership in what you type!!You're an absolute no life, loser, no talent, worthless man child, shitbag trumpeting the Yankees woes company line 24/7/365
>>157842809>Ur absolutely 1000% wrong on so many levels!!because you said so? Or were you planning on providing information to support your claim?
@grokupdate me on today's postseason implications
>>157842878Christ on a pony, ur a lonely Jew
cum shitter kek
>>157843109Wow, you’re a comic genius!!
Cum Shitter kek
>>157837117>Brewers winBased>d*Dgers winCringe
Yesavage is back
>>157843204>>157843238Eat my ass and gargle my nuts
>>157843088concession acceptedCashman didn't build the 90's dynasty Yankees. Those teams were build by Gene Michael, Bob Watson, and Buck Showalter. Cashman won the world series in 2009 thanks only to Hal Steinbrenner who, after missing the postseason in 2008, ordered Cashman to buy the best free agents so that his dying father George might see one more championship. So, Cashman signed over $500M worth of contracts that off-season including buying or acquiring CC Sabathia, Mark Teixeira, AJ Burnett, Nick Swisher, and others. In the seventeen seasons since then, in spite of spending more money on payroll than any other general manager, Cashman has won only five division titles and no world series titles. In 2026, Cashman's Yankees lost the division to a team with a payroll that is $240 million less than the Yankees. Cashman has been general manager for 28 seasons and he has never built a core. Let that sink in. The Yankees are never winning a championship as long as Brian Cashman is general manager.
they're lookin for a guy that shits cum and i have just the man
>>157843469You mean, the 25 year old 2026 AL Cy Young award winner?
>>157843553yeah the al cy young runner up cum shitter
>>157843467You’re a fucking tool!! Not even close to being very accurate, you phony!! In reality, you aren't nearly half as intelligent as you think you are and you don’t know dick about sports. Between this and the incessant posting about nonsense, you're a confirmed, legitimate retard.
its storming
imagine being a fucking memeiners fan top fucking kek
>>157843469>>157843632How do you manage to be so unfunny?
>>157843771the wittiness flows out of me much like the shit cum out of cum shitter's butt
>>157843975Keep dick riding, little boy. You're a waste of a life!! You contribute nothing but stupid comments about a 25 year old millionaire and dreaming of Cam Schlittler who wouldn’t give you a passing glance or fuck you with Giancarlo Stanton’s cock.
>tfw teams that are hovering around .500 getting eliminated just reminds me that the season is almost over
https://youtu.be/tR2AXVkIIgU?is=uSMWvfPTREsdn4O3
>2024>My Chadres are potentially heading towards the top wild card seed>They clinch facing the dodgers>A potential storm causes the other wild card team to play a doubleheader right before the wild card game that will force them to use one of their good starters since it will determine seeding>It's 2026>My Chadres are potentially heading towards the top wild card seed>They clinch facing the dodgers>A potential storm might cause the other wild card team to play a doubleheader right before the wild card game that will force them to use one of their good starters since it will determine seeding
>>157844100wild card round where we get games from 10am to 10pm is kino
>>157844194here’s another, lonely, ugly, no talent, virgin posting lolly porn from his bedroom at mom’s house
gn
I’d rather be waterboarded on a bed of nails while having my nuts placed in a meat grinder than pretend the shitbag Rays are gonna win a world series!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkAvBClISLI
https://youtu.be/ajmI1P3r1w4?is=LzXtNrX75RpcIGT6
>>157844393It is not hard to see that the Rays could very likely get to the World Series. They own the Yankees and Guardians. They won the season series vs the Rangers and White Sox. They are 6 and 6 vs the Red Sox. Dark horse are the Red Sox. If the Sox can eliminate the Yankees in the Wild Card round, the Sox can eliminate the Rays in the division round and get to the World Series.No one is beating the Dodgers, though. I don't value the Central Division teams in either league. Maybe the Braves have a fair chance to beat the Dodgers. Braves would beat the Brewers. The Dodgers are two-time defending champions. They know how to turn it on (pic related) and win in October in a way that no other team does. I think it will be a Dodgers-Rays World Series with Dodgers three-peating.
>>157844879I cant see the dodgers getting past the cubs and I say this as a dodgers fan
>>157844879Tone deaf, desperate, idiot. Get a life and a job, you dick rider.
>>157844903Where's the lie?
>>157844903>the cubsCubs Girl has a perfect ass, but that is about all the Cubs have going for them.
>>157844959>dodgersNot even close to best team in MLB!! A weak and pathetic division, yes, and at best, the 4th-best team in the NL.
>>157844959Flabby ass droops down to her kneecaps
>>157844959after lex and the big brother autist is this the third time a /sp/artan was shown on TV?
>The Yankees are nearing a deal that would eventually hand a whopping 16% stake in the venerable franchise to private equity giant Apollo Global Management. The Steinbrenner family would relinquish a “de minimis” slice of its controlling equity, finalizing a transaction that will give the famed franchise a new, cash-rich partner, the Post has learned. >The partnership structure makes Apollo the Yankee’s biggest equity owner after the Steinbrenner family, which will still own a bit more than 60% of the team. Apollo’s $2.6 billion cash injection into Yankees involves both a debt and equity investment, and values the team at significantly more than $12 billion.>Once the deal closes, possibly as early as this week, the Yankees will rank among the world’s most valuable sports organizations. According to projections by limited partners involved, the Yankees will likely emerge as the most valuable baseball franchise, surpassing the Los Angeles Dodgers.
And we begin to rock steadySteady rockin' all night longAnd we begin to rock steadyRockin' till the break of dawn
>>157845074was the percentage based on ringless seasons?
>owning debt is an asset
>>157845113>anon discovers owners equity
>>157845130Walter is the only crook. The rest are all above board.
>>157845142for now
>>157845149
>>157845085Another complete retard enters the discussion
Shohei sees all the mean comments you guys have been making about him and how he should be replaced by JDP. Just you wait what's coming for you in October, chudites.
>>157845167there were 16 MLB seasons held starting in 2010 and ending in 2025the yankees won none of them
>>157845169How many times did you jerk off to that video?
>>157845176The Yankees have 1,508 wins (2nd) and a +12,788 run differential (1st) since 2010.
>>157845176Walter's angry and jealous peers have paid tribute to have the government weaponized to kneecap him but this >>157845211 is the actual reason for the valuation
>>157845211yet they are tied for last in ringsthe rays, brewers, padres, rockies and mariners have won the same amount of rings in that stretch>>157845227>27 posting
>>157845243Flawed evaluation
>>157845263>>157844951
>>157845264Almost every team doesn’t win the world series almost every year
>Friends and social media feeds are all talking football>genny dead>redditors wonwake me up in October...
mest
>>157845667Jetbillcaneertriots won the narrative.
I'm still a tigers fan
The combined playoff odds of all the teams playing today is <5%.
>>157846686
>>157845074>Co-founder Leon Black resigned as CEO in 2021 in the wake of sexual misconduct allegations and revelations that he had paid $158 million to Jeffrey Epstein.He's currently in contempt of Congress for refusing to testify
Tillamookbros???
I need to be rear ended
>>157845074>Yankees getting more moneyThat's good for them>Just as the Salary Cap/Floor gets established for next year/lockout.Welp.The funny part is that even if the Dodgers have to give up talent via Salary Cap, they still have a top 10 farm systems to replenish. The Top 10 Payrolls are in the bottom half of the farm systems so they're stuck. If a lockout kills the season, there goes another Judge year, if he can stay healthy.
>>157838229>no one's posted it yetserious lack of standards in this place of late, I mean really.
pfma
>>157847259Kek!!!!
>>157846923Well then get on over here!
>>157847259Got the sound one?
The White Sox will win the divy.
We need Frick Miarse
Guh...gaw
One last ride...
Hopin for that home matchup with Bregman-less Cubs
Match up with this dick bitch
>Cleveland are catching the Red Sox the literal day after they clinched the post season and have nothing to really play forEven when they finally play a good team they get the luck of timing right now.
>>157847687>she thinks they clinched
>>157847694They did though. And they're pretty much in the clear of passing the yankees or getting passed. They're basically locked into the 2nd windcard spot.
>>157847717>pretty much in the clearthat's not what clinching means
Padres fans won’t stop gooning over the “pornography loophole” instructional waxing videos on YouTube
The Portland Sissy Hypnos
The Louisville Lactating Latinas
The Asheville Anal Amateurs
The Salt Lake City Step-Sister Shower Scenes
I call 'em The Cleveland Steamers cause they're fullah hot air!
The Reno Rimjobs
The Sacramento Sack Torturers
The Oralando Creampies
This time of the year, all the Poodrepacos move on to become Chorgerpacos.
The Tony Orlando & Dawns
>Fifth Third Bank Park
The Babylon Babbling Brooks
>>157839830Finally! This cunt is about to go irrelevant and you'll move on to your new whore of the season next year.
>>157844222
>>157847987Well which is it? The fifth or the third?
>>157847987they already turned their legendary hockey barn into "little ceasar's arena"let detroit's cuckening continue
>>157848001If you killed yourself no one would miss you
>>157848001Should t you be working right now to support that dopey wife and 2 goofy kids rather than posting this retarded shit? Oh wait you're a lifeless loser.
>>157848074ah yes, comerica what a legendary sponsor for a stadium
>We're standing on the precipice of Padgers Sept-Oct option select once moreI need it and a poundin
big hurt on the grid!
I'm a girl! A Cubs girl!
He's a cubbies girl!
She's a cubbies girl!
>>157848224He's a millionaire at 25, you're a useless fat idiot at 40. Big difference!!
Brewers magic number for clinching the best record in the MLB is 2.
>>157848224He shits cum out of his ass, you're a non-cum-shitting chad. Big difference!
>>157848318STFU and get over yourself, you desperate for attention, lonely, old fag
>>157848318We respect you here. Please keep posting
>>157848286WHO ASKED?
>>157848415Absolutely nobody gives a fuck what your worthless, no talent ass and that insufferable, obnoxious, fat fuck post or are posting!! Go join him for a Dutch Rudder.
>>157848224>cum shitterkek
>>157848440They're both girls!
>>157848318>>157848415I respect these posters
>>157848224kek
>>157848464Do u have an ounce of dignity & self respect?! Middle aged, morbidly obese men should not spend their entire morning posting 4chan memes. Try a salad, go to the dentist, & visit a barber!! Christ, you’re a fugly, disgusting degenerate, bereft of any talent and worth whatsoever!!
>>157848318>>157848415Hell I respect ya postbro
>>157848318>>157848415>>157848486O I respect ya too, all uh yas in fact
>>157848224
gayron fudge kek
>>157848518Is that who fills cum shitter's arse wth the cum he shits out??
>>157848219You're thinking of The Hit Dog
>>157848518What's the point of hating the Yankees this much anymore? It was fun when Steinbrenner was alive; he was an evil bastard who would literally destroy players' careers and buy them to keep them from competing against the Yankees, but now the Yankees are a small, family-owned baseball club with no World Series since 2010.
>>157848540this poor me rhetoric is reason enough
>>157848548What the hell do the Blue Jays have to do with the Yankees?!
>>157848540I think shitting cum on the mound is disrespectful and has no place in the game of baseball
>>157848569there it is again
>>157848455
>>157848581You must be new to 4chan.
>>157848578>still thinking this in Year 2026 of the Common Erayikes
>>157848618sanchez got booted for that exact reason
>>157848629None of Toronto’s players belong anywhere near a WS team!! Their defense is slipping and they're batting below .200.It’s not hard to imagine why he lost another job and is now playing in the desert of Arizona while only his wife supports him.
sneks
New road uniforms look good
>>157848650meanwhile in reality
>only 3 games todaymanfred, explain yourself
>>157848796Getting excited about .239 avg and sub 800 OPS.Typical, cuck, simp, idiot shitbag, man child, Jays fan
>>157848847>forced to make up some numbers to save facelmaostankees getting btfo by a team struggling to make the wc
>sanjays/no'sdecent cringekino tonight
>>157848862You’re just another sheep and lemming believing anything.
>>157848896another victim card?
>>157848888The Orioles will win because they are an ethical baseball team.
>>157848907Christ on a pony, can you admit just once without an excuse the Blue Jays are bad?! Look at the back of their baseball cards, this is who they are!! You’re God damn embarrassment!!
>>157848962yep, it is a victim card
>>157848962Where's the lie?
thought they had it in the bag kek
>>157848888Checked. I fully believe my Os can out slurp anyone in this league. The Jays present a tough match up, but I am confident that our line up tonight will be be far worse than Vlad.
cum shitter.......... KEK!
>>157849157so true kek
>>157849157kek...KEK...KEK!!!!
>>157848942>>157849093Who would've guessed the team who can't square the ball up would end up running into outs in the most important game of their lives. You also won't believe which team won AND what they used to win!
I'm a Cubs girl and I've never shit cum
Looking forward to an historic Gordians collapse
>tfw no mets game today
>>157849157kek cum shitter
>>157849440kek
>>157849337Another weak, soft, sensitive, pair of bitches, homophobes
>>157849450Wow, congratulations, you barely know how to use AI
>>157849450a tree died for this, anon
>>157849507fuck trees
grim
>>157849517>he wants post-matrix earf
>>157849575Gay mets lad
>>157848831The LA Rams are playing
