I'm sorry America, at least our required primetime game came early in the year so you can get it over with
Dubs and Mahomes gets a career ending injury
You gonna learn tonight
It's weird seeing the announcers very clearly root for one team over the other
>>157838068Lol i was ready to post, enjoy
DR KANSAS SHITTY, I'M R.E.F.
I think I'm gonna get another pickle.
Can the Clots hold on to ruin Nick's Monday?
Blacks are our superiors, white women crave black cock like a donkey craves water
>Kelce can barely handle a dump off pass anymore
Fat man tease has ended. They showed that play three times on Monday. Now do it in the end zone.
did Mike Tirico really say Kill all white people on live TV??
>>157841418I hate color commentators so much it's unreal
Mahomes can't throw past ten yards
>>157838123Dubs and the colts barely get into the playoffs from a wild card game, then blown out in the most embarrassing fashion
Big man tote
>>157841418First time watching the queefs on NBC or CBS?
>>157838068getting hungry
Did Mahomes' titanium break
Is there no cock like horse cock?
Nice throw lol
>>157841449He's the new tom brady
DRAGONDRAGONDRAGONDRAGONDRAGONDRAGONDRAGON
Notice those hot chicks with pony tails and with the water bottles running back into the locker room with the football players? Yeah. Not only do they provide water to the players during the game, they are also commanded to sexually pleasure the football players. And they are happy to oblige. Each half time and each time a player goes to the locker room, the water bottle pony tail girls are sucking on the football players penises, inserting the football players penises into their anus and possibly other orficeses. Pretty cool, huh?
>>157841455Nah, the HGH is working OT
>>157838068AHHHHHHHH FUCKING DRAGON
MAHOMSIAN....ABSOLUTELY MAHOMSIAN
It is scientifically feasible to depopulate the midwest in 72 hours
BOMBZ AWAY
A MUTTHOMESIAN DUMP OFF PASS FOR NEGATIVE YARDAGE!
Clots fucking suck holy shit
>today i will remind them
how do you give that up on 3rd and 11
>>157841454
Mahomes dragon
>>157841449KWAAAAAAAAB
MAHOMESIANDRAGONMAHOMESIANDRAGONMAHOMESIANDRAGONMAHOMESIANDRAGON
>clots can't slay the dragons
>>157841454my hungry ass thought that was poop
ugh what shitcunts
He keeps getting away with it
Anybody else see the kino Browns vs Buccaneers game?
That's just bad defense though
>>157841449lol, I’m sure.
MAHOMSIAN
>Tyquan Thornton actually caught it
>>157841491No
DRAGON
Oh yeah forgot this is the fucking Danny Derps Clots...
wow Pat didn't overthrow him for once
somehow mahomes is back...
>>157841454>>157841481I can save her
fuck I'm up against Kelce in fantasy, getting worried
Oh, it's THIS script again. Neat. Vince McMahon would be jealous if he had the writers that the NFL has.
Why don't they get in front of the receivers and play for the ball?
>>157838123Let's rollllllll
>>157841441You are so right, Avi Platinumberg.
STOPPED
Why has the NFL collectively forgotten how to play defense?
UH OH STINKIES
>>157841509>Vince McMahon would be jealous if he had the writers that the NFL has.what?
STUFFED.com
KENNETH CRAWLER
absolutely prolapsed
>>157841454Just demolished some wings over here can’t believe I ate all those, so stuffed lol
STUFFED STUFFED STUFFED
>PENETRATED BY COLTS
Based goalline stand
does this dude just suck off everything about the chiefs the entire time? he is talking about a player that used to be on the team
STUFFED
Why haven't they shown the zogbot whore on my TV lately??????
S T O P P E D
Reffies making em work for this one
Dead chef?
Mohomsian stuff
>goal line horse cocked
Based goal line stand. Fuck you queef faggots
LINE: HELD
Hahaha eat shit
K W A BWAB
i already know we are about to see one of the most scripted endings of all time
Kino
Go for it
>>157841519I dunno, i fuckered up dude.
Are the Colts actually good or are the Chiefs actually frauds?
>>157841549I would do disgusting things to Candace Owens. She's hot as fuck.
>>157841465Only if they do it exclusively for the black ones.
>Injured ChiefBased. Kill more of them
>>157841549collinsworth might literally pass out from jizzing himself so hard
>kelce game winning TD>they announce taytay's preggers
why every team against kicking it nowadays
there's old fashioned defense right there
>>157841558They're both frauds
glomps you
Just realized the colts are leading in this game. You wouldn't know listening to the commentary
TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!!! KC
gay
fucks sake
>>157841535>>157841538>>157841540>>157841541>>157841540>>157841544This didn't age well KWAB
Not a td
Run obvious play, still cant stop it
>>157841465I would love to suck off and ride all the Black players
Kino game
You guys don't understand what a big deal it is to score on the legendary 2026 Colts D
>>157841573wouldn't even know they were playing if you were just listening.
>>157841559
>>157841564I wouldn't mind if Taylor Swift were to get pregnant. It may inspire her fans to seek motherhood.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
It's over for the Colts
>3 TDSis Mahomes back
>>157841573Well. They were.
>>157841573That's because commentators suck kc cockFucking faggots
Mahomes is so good
>>157841573clots in the lead is a strictly temporary condition
cant wait to hear about how good the chiefs defense is the entire next drive from this dude
>>157841526Boutta go piihb
Clotted it
Why is it that every single thing the chiefs do is always anti soul faggotry?
>>157841564How autistic will their kid be? Both parents are basically geriatric at this point.
>>157841591>*2 1 yard TD passes
>>157841517The Seahawks need to save the league again
This coffee faggot is the same people crying for communism
Honestly embarrassed for Walter goggins forced to have to do commericals
>>157841591fraid so
Give it me, the Colts will win tonight?
The Chiefs hold a slim advantage after trading leads with the Colts in a tight back-and-forth battle. Taylor has paced the Colts on the ground, while Mahomes has answered with three touchdown passes to reclaim the edge.
>>157841591>against one of the worst defenses in the league
>>157841605How do you get Webm's so fast?
Why do defenders always try stopping the pass so close to the boundaries? Why isn't anyone grabbing the receiver by the ankle and shoving him out of bounds without letting him get his foot down?
>>157841603That TD was Soulful af you cretin
>>157841606>implying she didn't cryogenically freeze eggs long ago and wont have a surrogate
I'm sick of hearing fat kelce's wife's voice
They should just make every chiefs game prime time
Mike Mac and Seattle is gonna eat this Chiefs offense alive lol
This is a good game
>tattoos and guages
colts being really annoying on advantages downs on defense this year. They allowed about 10 3&longs this year and about 5 4th down covnersions,uhhhhh
>>157841606>raidersowner.jpgTheyll be fine
>>157841617Nah spags is going to spam blitzes and Daniel Jones is going to melt
>>157841608how did the ball get to the 1
I’ve had >13 bud lights>1 pint of fireball >five hits from my bong >and 10 cigarettes should I drive to the circle k to go pickup a vape? It’s a mile away but I can get there faster on my motorcycle.
>>157841617
>>157841632they have like 6 this season.
>>157841632and we can just start calling it chiefs time
>>157841517not enough good linebackers to stop the run. a lot of pass coverage is about daring mediocre QBs to throw over the middle.
>>157841617Walk off FG win with zeros on the clock
>>157841628>another 1 yard TD "Pass">Soulful Kill yourself
>>157841647not your personal blog faggot
>>157841606Nah Taylor froze her eggs ages ago and Travis froze his sperm to get a vasectomy and keep his money while busting raw. They’ll have two invitro babies with a surrogate and do those genetic tests to make sure they come out 6’6” 250+. Rich people can do things you can’t. Get used to it.
God I miss the old kickoffs.
anybody cap that giant crucifixion next to the flag and goal posts at the high school game
threads ar emoving too fast...absolutely retarded deep D that STILL after 7 years can not see the deepball coming. absolute retards on D play calling.
>>157841617>daniel jones at qbColts never stood a chance.
>>157841615FAGGOT NIGGER SON
>>157841660Tastelet
>>157841647You are going to die an early death
>>157841644She looks like a Minecraft villager
Anyone got a webm of that Mahomes dragon? I need ammo against the kiwi.
>>157841433What brand? My favorite is bubbies.
I just jerked it to tranny porn
>>157841647You only live once brother, roll the windows down, crank up the radio, and let the road be your guide
>>157841647Get yourself a buzz ball while you’re there. Chiefs are on. Time to get white girl wasted.
I thought they were about to say they talked to Taylor swift
The Closts should do what the Panturds did with CMC and trade him to a winning team.
I sort of miss the old NFL+ adbreak filler.
White people deserve to be humiliated in public and on national television
>>157841668I guess that team with bishop on the name was athe home team. Last week they showcased 2 Catholic schools
>>157841662tbf Kelce would probably still have a 6'6 son if he impregnated and married some random hooters waitress
>>157841647No next time pick up more in the morning
>>157841683Aint no shame in that.
turns out the colts were worse than i expected
>>157841691I'd volunteer if the humiliation was getting spitroasted by Black men
Why are they showing mutthomes so much when he isn't even on the field?
>>157841693Pure delusion
>>157841662why they're both super rich. having a baby won't affect their lifestyle at all. they can have an army of nannies to take care of them and escort them everywhere they go.
>>157841693This dude is actively on redit yikes
Remiggio is so ass on STit's been years, move on
>>157841691
>aniki>software developerAhh so this is why i cant find a job
Yeah, that's the treadwell I remember as a Kangz fan.
That indeed ad literally only shows non whites being hired
>>157841629>implying the narcissistic whore would ever have kids in the first place
>White people deserve to be humiliated in public and on national tele-AAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEE
can we please get some pass rush
>>157841716socioeconomic status?
You hear that clout fags. It's the War chant to embolden and raise the morale of the refs to pay more attention and focus to call legal and correct penalties on your undisciplined team.
>>157841682Boar's Head.
>>157841723That's because the White people are already employed.
Racism is bad.
KC doing the Seminole chant is the gayest fucking thing in sports. Even gayer than Michigan singing that cuck song.
>women's flag football>women's anything
>>157841723Whites don't want to work. It's why they had Black slaves
>>157841693I basically stopped posting on my team's reddit because they were retarded, cringe, or shills for the management. still better than /mlb/ but
>>157841737i often say this
>>157841433>>157841682Bubbies is the best but man do you pay for the quality.
>>157841728
T Raw just doesn't have a bad game
>>157841737It's worked just fine since the beginning of time though
we all know how this endswhy are we suffering through it?
This entire broadcast has nonstop talked about the chiefs. It’s like watching a chiefs practice broadcast.
>>157841742Filtered
Cheifs play flag football every week
Yeah my kangz would booty blast both of these shit teams
>>157841683SKOL!
>Kelce is washeACK
>>157841740they're trying to develop a market for when gridiron gets banned for being too violent
>>157841757black people dont browse 4chan
>>157841734The spicy ones are awesome. Avoid the wedges because they are always mushy.
>>157841745I was just getting shit in the deli section since I was already there so I didn't have to walk all the way across the store. I vary it up sometimes.
>>157841746He's just like me except instead of diapers and summer clothes, it was for Percocet and cigarettes
>>157841753World's oldest psyop
>>157841740Just wait until there are SNF Women’s Flag games anon, can you feel the excitement?
not even going to replay the offsides play
FUCK YOU SAUCE DAMMIT
>>157838068Kelce is having a great first 2 weeks
SWIFTIES AAAHHHHH
>>157841766yea we do sybau timmy bitch ahh
That’ll be 2 first round picks and 150 million dollars + tip.
GRAB THAT
>>157841756Who fucking cares? What are you a girl starved of attention?
Sauce was not worth all those picks Indy gave up
Never get lost in the sauce man
Is this board completely dead?
FUCK THAT PIECE OF SHIT FOR DENYING ME OF ANOTHER WEBM!
MAHOMESIAN ANTI INTERCEPTION VELOCITY
Kelce is firmly in his 3rd and Witten arc.
Is there a rule against tackling kelce
2 firsts btw
LET HER FUCKING GO NIGGER
>>157841780Nigga never had hands
>cut to taytay celebrating with her bull
How is he always fucking open
>don't show the replay just show Taylor Swift this commentator needs to get shit canned so bad, what a massive fucking faggot
>Tay Tay and her bull celebrating in the press box
STOP HUGGING THAT BLACK MAN TAY TAG
>>157841797basically
>>157841745It’s $10 at whole foods for me. I buy them as a special treat and will eat a whole jar over the weekend.
>>157841695True but “probably” sucks when “guaranteed” is an option.>>157841710And the best tutors, the best coaches, the best trainers, the best everything. Those kids will have every advantage possible.
The play isn't dead until the Chiefs stop picking up yards
Emmit Johnson has been impressive as a RB2
What was Chris Ballard thinking he was a DB away from a playoff team
>>157841797Yeah, the "self-made" billionaire pop star will hire an assassin if you touch him.
Holy shit I just turned on the game and already Collinsworth is sucking off Mahomes
>>157841776Nicotine and opiates are so good but so bad. Not worth dealing with niggers tho
>>157841793i hate this nigger
>Tay Tay likes it
>dropped intMafruad desu
ermmm who's that guy awfully close to taytay
>>157841764for years dana white invested heavily in WMMA and nobody cares about it, it's dead
>>157841810Tay Tay likes it
>>157841805Why would you need to cover an actual grandpa on the field?
>>157841810great now she has aids
Johnson kinda got lit up on that last run.
>>157841805Mcdonalds uniform powers.
>>157841788The owner demanded that trade too, owners getting in the way of football operations never end well
>>157841820Started 20min before kickoff
white “people”
Chris is about to die from autoerotic asphyxiation!!
>>157841806Are you really this dense?
>>157841682Claussen's or Grillo's
Johnson got swag
Watching the clots defense is like watching loony tunes or some shit
LOOK OUT!
Being a colts fan is pure hell>Manning is dogshit for years in the playoffs>Luck quits on the team>Everything since then
>rbs who don't run straight into the nearest defenderwtf was wrong with pacheco
>>157841820The game would actually be enjoyable if he wasn't commenting
WTF
>>157841821Almost always makes me yak if ive done over 100 mg of percs.. 3 hits off a cig, mouth starts watering, and it's OVER
Collinsworth is on cloud9 right now. Muting the broadcast
Worthy, you worthless fucking twig. Catch the fucking ball.
>>157841682Hate bubbies because of the carbonation
I hate this script. It's so lame and gay.
>>157841850I had hope Rivers would pull something out of his ass
Clots about to lose this shit in the 3rd quarter.
This twink bitch johnson is gonna get kneecapped and I'm gonna laugh.
THAT WAS A PISS MISSILE
JOOKED THREE OUT OF THEIR SHOES
It's amazing how Mahomes can just take a football and throw it
>>157841830based dern bro
if tay tay is there its an automatic queefs win. scriptwriters are lazy now
Sauce if only you made that INT....
>>157838123dubs and the jets get a top-3 pick thanks to the colts
surprised that wasnt called a PI, not because it is, but because muh reffies
>>157841844Grillo's are tangy vinegary.
Worthy worth moldy dogshit
le heckin' piss missile
MR SWIFT
>>157841829is she in Kansas City's payroll or something? Doesn't she ever work?
Unc still got it
>battlefield 1 needs a 33gb updateI fucking hate modern gaming
>>157841829Some marriages have an arrangement and it's none of your business incel
Fucking Mutthomes pick incoming for some cosmic justice, repeating ints confirm
Just fucking tackle him wtf
>>157841861>makes me yakWhere are you from? I thought this was highly regional slang but i want to check
fake and gay collinsworth might make me do it
When the defense doesn't tackle the Chiefs look so good
I normally like Collinsworth but holy shit this might be his worst broadcast ever
Get it together you stupid ass Hoosier fucks
>>157841843Eat shit faggot even saying it ironically is dogshit, the KC dicksucking is off the charts
>>157841871Calm down tom
>>157841830I love her This is the last womens fight I gave a fuck about
Could someone please clothesline Kelce with a chainsaw?
WTF STOP THEM CLOTS
>>157841887That game is a decade old now.
SNF Football is getting too meta
>>157841877
>>157841887That game is like a decade old
okay collinsworth is doubling down because he knows its a meme now right?
ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLINKEEPROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN
He really is the difference, isn't he?
>clots defense gave upIt's over
>>157841894Name 3 things you like about Collinsworth
>>157841894>I normally like CollinsworthFirst time watching with the queefs playing? This is literally any time there is a >black qb on one of the teams.
>>157841894But he's self aware! It's funny to be self aware :D It means whatever you're doing isn't annoying
>>157841913MOVE IN NOW MOVE OUT
>>157841887An update? Not a dlc? The fuck lol
>>157841887I don't think i've played a video game since covid, feels like a chore these days
>>157841887What you deserve for playing that shit
>>157841914Yes
>>157841917Can't even name 1
>training Fuck outta here, mahomes hooked him up with the same HGH.
>>157841894Now here's a guy who doesn't like this broadcast
Brady has 7 more superbowl rings than you, he can say piss missle all he wants
>>157841926Chiefs have the best RB room in the NFLYou scared yet nfl!
>>157841891Ohio.. I always thought it was something people occasionally said. Never popular but didn't think it was a niche thing
>>157841915>can't tackle the slowest TE in the leagueyeah it's over
>>157841901>girl who drinks monster Wow thats incredible and hot
my chiefs lookin good
>>157841917-Now-Here's-Aguy
7>3 btw
>>157841887ahh yes, battlefield 1, the game that showcased all the proud niggers and women that fought in WW1 as opposed to the millions of White Christian men vaporized for no good reason
>>157841934I would suck his dick. No Mahomo.
Name 3 RB rooms better than Kansas City
>>157841906Still modern doofus. Or do you think mid xbox one era is retro now?>>157841924Yeah it was better back in the ps2 days>>157841923Probably everything from the past decade, reinstalled it>>157841926Shut up nega
how many cuts to tay tay so far
>>157841844Grillos. The twist off jar is what it needed. Heard the owner is a fucking prick. claussen fell off hard the last few years. The brine is good for pickled eggs.
>>157841915blinding speed!
>>157841945She looks like she pegs men
>>157841937Interesting. Ive lived in several places but only ever heard that term at cu boulder
who the fuck was that guy?
mahomie
FLAGFLAGNO STOPPING OFFENSE
>>157841945I'll take rooms I wish a bomb went off in for $400 alex.
>>157841950LaSeattleAny high school team
>>157841954Don't listen to the haters, that was the last decent battlefield
AAAAIIIIIIEEEEEE SAVE ME REFSAMA
>Gushiken>Washington StateFr tho Washington State CBs are usually good.
>>157841944Yeah but there's a ton of full auto guns! Just like the real WW1!!
>offenseCHECK NOT CLEARED
Brady is New Game+ for Mahomes. Passing Montana and Manning was beating the regular season campaign with 17 playoff wins, but Brady has 18 more at 35. Actual post game shit.
>there's still another quarterbuckle up boys, there's plenty of time for more bullshit
That was cutting it really close for an illegal forward pass
>>157841894Now here's a guy that doesn't like constantly hearing about the greatness of Patrick Mahomes.
>>157841972Yep
well past the LOS after that throw
>Ahhh nooo reffies you're supposed to help us nooo
>>157841967>sucks off mahomes more than brittany
I don't know if my stream stuttered, but was he way over the line there?
>>157841964Not regional. Regional would be like how Floridians call their kids Jits.
y'all bring your dancing shoes?
Am I wrong or was his whole body past the Line of Scrimmage?
>>157841982nope
>>157841985I knew I wasn't imagining things. Why did no one say anything?
>>157841995when you mash buttons in madden
He's way over the fucking line!
>>157841985Yeah WTF
>>157841996>Am I wrong or was his whole body past the Line of Scrimmage?
>>157841954>2009 vintage console hardware got used until 2020 therefore it's not a 10 year old gameSorry faggot if you didn't want negative attention you should have installed Bad Company 2.
repeating ints and mahomes or kelce tears their achilles
>>157841932Kek
>>157841995channeling Dante Hall
>no replaytok jej
>>157842000nigga you know why
>>157841945Sometimes i really get why poltards worshiped her for many years
You must not have depth perception.
>>157841995KC would be running all over teams even without Walker. With him it’s just kind of unfair. You cant even hope for an injury to save you kek.
>Touching the golden mutt, defense, 15 yard penalty and having your balls cut off, automatic 1st down.
>>157841996It's actually only called the Line of Scrimmage if it comes from the Scrimmagé region of France
>>157841917the slide
>married for almost three months>not pregnant yetis Kelce gay?
>>157841877Not happening. The jest will get a top-3 pick all by themselves
penix
wasnt that an illegal forward pass?
anybody here tried ozempic? how does it feel?
>>157842007They shut the servers down for it faggot, and bf4 is shit so I play bf1. And its 2013 dumbass, 2009 is 360.
>that chef ceo with a gf 1/4 his ageGod why can't I be rich
THEY'RE GASSING THE STADIUM
>fog kino
>>157842007Retro = sprites
>Kenneth walker and johnson forces them to leave Kelce wide open so he gets his unc 20+ yard catches all game nowLeagues fucked
>>157842030Barren and the Blank Shooter
>>157841945>le 35 something childless woman with bangs
Is the camera fucked or did it suddenly get foggy?
Whatever happened to Kareem Hunt?
what the fuck happened between the 3rd and 4th quartyer to the stadium
>>157842044Oh thank God.
>>157842055
>>157842023>h-he's fast!>...and that's sort of what we see out of Patrick Mahomes
>>157842038you pretty much have very little hunger. like you'll eat maybe a quarter of what you normally do.
>>157842030she's 36
>>157841945kek i recognize mama kelce from traitors
Dammit, Buttger.
You know Taylor is down to do the Superb Owl halftime since she will be there anyway cheering for her man but Jay-Z is such a butthurt libtard he’s never going to put up the white girl.
>>157842041Retard, 2009 vintage AMD SoC in both consoles. It was old tech when they were new machines. Play 2/1942 then fag those have server browsers.
>157842049Beautiful
Sexo with Mr. Hunt's daughter
>>157841887>Told someone in BF6 to stop being a retard in chat in because they were complaining constantly.>Got a week ban on my entire account.>Realize I got two warnings before this for some shit I don't remember because they just send it to your email saying you need to follow da rules.I can never play modern shooters, I don't know how you guys do it.
Is it raining?
>>157842047>>157842041
>>157842063she's got those weird wrinkles at the corners of her mouth that old ladies get
>>157842030If only Rivers were the bull.
>>157842079in my city yeah
>>157842058>>157842061smoke from pyrotechnics
Based CPI stopping coons from breaking in your garage
>>157842078Don't bound your wasd keys to say nigger in chat.
>>157842073where can I get a cute retard wife like Irys?
Chiefs are winning!/nfl/ is losing!Get ready to say the line /nfl/!
>>157842070Still got somethin' goin' on for a couple more years. It's 40 and up you really have to call it quits and just adopt an adolescent.
VOTE YES TO PROTECT MISSOURI KIDS FROM THE TR*NNY MENACE
>>157842059Chillin on his couch in Ohio in case an injury happens. Say what you will about him but bro can always fall forward.
>>157842030> he thinks taylor is a womenlol likely some sort of demon or free martin
>>157842038I’m on zepbound right now and lost 40 pounds in two months.Little appetite. Get full quick and stay full long. Sometimes abdominal discomfortTotally worth it. I’m getting looks now
>>157842084She’s an old lady
>woman owneroh that's why
why are the chiefs fixed this year? They were so shit last year
MOMMY
>>157842092fuck you, niggerfaggot
brb voting YES on amendment 3
But seriously, I thought they were gonna show mahomes crossing the line aftwr the quarter change and nope, not a peep from either Mike or Chris.
CARLIE ON NBC
>>157842078true gaming is no text chat and mandatory proximity chat.
>>157842103She has crazy eyebrows.
>>157842078Lmao wtf? Why email instead of just when you launch the game. Bf6 is so mid, my brother shouldn't have bought it, I played it more than he did>>157842082600 for a console that sold 84 million units??
>>157842091Find a short bus and follow.
>>157842103But she put a Superbowl win on her vision board!
why is that bitch on the sideline
I'M CUUUUMMMMMMING
C U T E UTE
the colts don't use warren enough
>>157842116Horse girl final boss
>>157842103They went over a decade without winning the division with their dad as owner.
Is Irsay as airheaded as she looks? What does she think she's doing for the team by sitting on the sidelines taking notes?
wait, she's there to fire him on the spot if they lose?
>>157842113Why not, they charged the same for ps3.
>Burgers need to vote to NOT get little kids trooning by the stateLMAO what the fuuuuckkkkkkk
mommy on the telly
MILF ALERT
I don’t think walking the sidelines with a notepad is helpful
>>157842119+5 sex appeal boost
every qb looks so bad compared to josh allen
>>157842092I love how I started this meme on /hoc/ and then took it to /mlb/, and now everyone is using it.
>>157842116Carlie a cute!
How sweaty do you think she gets pacing up and down the sidelines all game?
>>157842090The worst thing I've ever said in chat was retard and random cussing.I have the log from my ban "Which is just one line and not me calling them a retard" but the other ones were just vaguely saying I broke the chat rules.Anyways I fucking hate new age shooters.
>>157842116looks like whitmer now lol
Colts have a FEMALE owner? Yuck.
>Succeed dramatically over expectations>Owner trades away all future picks because her horoscope said Superbowl was coming>"You need to win now or you're all fired"Future Jets level franchise
>Owner on the sidelines constantly threatening a firingKinda based desu
Ballard and Steichen should've been fired after Richardson busted out. Jones was and is never going to be the guy. She's just as worthless an owner as her dad.
>>157842116Good god, how many eyetalian erections must she be responsible for?
>>157842030She will go the surrogate route
the Colts have no chance let's be real
>>157842140not Big Cock Lock
>>157842140Then the playoffs start
>simping over some hagweird ass niggas
>>157842142I popularized it.
>girlboss team
>>157842116she looked good in that tank top, OMG they showed her face again she's so cute
The future is female, chud
>>157842133Yeah when the ps3 was contemporary lol. >600 for 600p 20 fpsKek, cellcucks btfo!
>>157842147She’s such a milf
>>157842135das rite
what is that stupid bitch sketching in her notebook? playing blues clues?
God, I wanna blow my load in Carlie so fucking bad.
>>157842116nu-Jerry Jones
Mike Tomlin doesn't believe in black qbs
>>157842132Should really be in the ownership suite with Chris Ballard ready to blow his brains out if the Colts lose
>>157842152Richardson isn't a bust he just needs more time
First down in front of Sneed. Chuck nowhere to be seen.
>>157842151Name a successful franchise that does this
>>157842180Based
>>157842159it's about powah little nigga
>>157842148It's 2026 chud
>>157842146>Sign the don't be mean contract>Is mean>Gets punishedWhat the fuck dude?
>>157842171But the gam- oh....
>>157842140And he'll choke in playoffs trying to do redzone heroball because can brute force it and that is why he'll never play in a Superbowl
>>157842159They’re desperate ass simps
>>157842142holy shit you wrote for the simpsons?
>>157842156Daniel Jones is anti-hype enough to pull it out of his ass like Goff sometimes
>>157842142>>157842166I just know it from >o-o hexa...
>>157842184The Dallas Cowb oys
>>157842180Why do you think he never had a losing season?
>nobody even close to Jones then the faggot should have 3 touchdowns unless, ya know, he's a shit QB
>>157842174*ahem* whitmer would be a top political milf if she was right wing
Derpy derp. Danny Derps
>>157842184Jerry did that back when the Cowboys won 3 superbowls, but then it stopped working for 30 years.
You now remember that the Colts started 8-2 last year before Daniel Jones got hurt
>>157842171>but muh blu ray player
someone post all the clips of mommy on the sideline
>>157842189>tlou, heavy rainI despise this console for making walking sims mainstream
>>157842151Kinda lost me on the clip of her addressing the media about how her coaches suck. What's with all of these people in high level business positions and politics who can't fucking public speak without staring down at a piece of paper? Nigga look me in the eye you piece of shit.
>>157842192Have sex incel
>>157842147>teasedWhite people have a weird way of saying “get hit on” “get all the male attention” etc.
>>157842210bump
>>157842188I learned my lesson and have stopped playing shooters and just wanted to try BF6It's funny that being extremely annoying is not against TOS but telling the annoying person to shut up is because it's mean.Kind of represents a lot of modern society.
someone bake
I think it's time we all admit that Jim Irsay was more attractive than Carly Irsay.
>>157842151We need that in Philly
>NEURAL ZONE IMPACTION
Oh baker, where art thou
Hot take: I'd take Irsay over Taylor
Jones just got to the Giants 3 years early
These refs are getting out of control. They just need to let the chiefs defense play.
>>157842226He lost to the Browns.
Short my ass
That's 1st down
>>157842193Just the first two lines in the meme was my making. The Simpsons part was just a nice feature to get added on.Because after every game the Rangers lost, it was>ragsthis>ragsthat>rags>rags>ragson /hoc/. So when the Rangers won, I would state they won, and /hoc/ lost. Then did the same thing with the Yankees and /mlb/.
CHALLENGE CHALLENGE
Thats a first down
bullshit that’s a first down you blind cunts
>>157842227Based
prepare for the biggest scripted ending ever
very obvious 1st down
The results of this challenge will determine how scripted this is
You are getting dehydrated, drink some waterYou are getting dehydrated, drink some waterYou are getting dehydrated, drink some water
>>157842201Because he spent most of his career in a league where you could go .500.
short this bussy
Surely the reffies won't get away with it this time!
100% a first
>>157842175>stop trans surgery for minors>it's actually a repeal the voter's choice to repeal the abortion banclassic Missouri legislature
Wtf that should have been a replay assist
>>157842219If you wanna be mean on the internet, dunk on flat earthers or sex offenders.. They deserve all of the ridicule they get.
It's clear as fucking day that he got it wtf lol
>people play video games in 2026how old are you? go outside
>>157842226Anon...he lost to the Browns...he's not going to bake...
>>157842238>rags
>>157842078I remember what was said over the mic back in the day
They have to challenge that? Where's expidited review?
>>157842248Thanks king
why are the commentators not saying its 1st down?
lol refs fucked the Colts again what a shock
>>157842260Stfu stupid dog
Obvious first
>>157842269They are very obvious Chiefs fans lol
>>157842269The script didn't tell them.
>>157842260i finished 007 first light this weekend. was very fun, very much advice to play it
>>157842269
Sorry chuds. Forward progress was stopped and the whistle was implicitly blown before he got there
>>157842269collinsworth's busy sucking mahomes off on the sideline
>>157842283>>157842283>>157842283
What the actual fuck
>show about a family of glowies
Check cleared
HOLY RIGGED
>Chiefs close call near the line for a 1st down FIRST DOWN KANSAS>Colts close play near the line for a crucial 1st down HALF A YARD SHOOOOORRTTTTTTNever change Roger Godell.
>STANDSRIGGED
Kill these refs mane
HOLY CHEATING CUNTS
>>157842281I learned about Var Simpson during the World Cup and it's the stupidest shit, fucking third worldies
>>15784226039 and I work 40+ hours a week at a hedge fund. I try to squeeze in some vidya when I can
>>157842302>tattoos>piercings>dumbass expressionsgross
>well we can't SEE the ball>even though we can see his elbow that the ball is directly avove is clearly 6 inches over the line
>>157842322women are so beautiful
>>157842302Muy flaca y desnalgada
lol what are these fucking spots
>>157842248Thanks. Now I won’t be hung over tomorrow.
>>157842280How woke is it?
Nice drive
are you enjoying the script?
Cute tie game. Sucks the Chiefs just gonna run the clock down and kick the game winning field goal.
>>157842105>Why are the Chiefs fixed?A lot of reasons>WRsNot much has changed here other than Rice not being suspended or in jail but he does a lot to take pressure off Kelce and open up the short and middle routes. That frees up Thornton and Worthy to go deep.>RunningbacksTotal overhaul. Walker is a monster and Johnson right behind him is too. It’s good. It’s deep. It’s unrelenting and unstoppable.>Defensive LineKC spent a 1st and a 2nd on DT and a speedy pass rusher for once. They signed Tonga to play nose. They are stout in the middle and have juice on the outside for once. They predicted the NFL shifting to play from under center again and it’s paying off. Felix Anudike-Uzomah was injured all last season and looks like he’s finally a starter caliber DE.>Eric BienemyHe’s not a genius he just takes what is given and doesn’t over complicate shit. That’s perfect when you have the youngest team in the league. He’s also a hard ass that will drill these new kids relentlessly.>DBsThey traded McDuffie and let Watson walk. Normally that’s a death sentence but Dave Merritt is the best DB coach in the league. He brought Sneed back to run shit, used a top 10 pick on a CB, Williams and Fulton were already good and known quantities, Hicks has shown flashes of excellence but rarely got snaps and looks to have gotten it together finally, then they added another in the 5th, and signed Gilman. It’s just fucking gnarly.
Every day I am more and more surprised someone doesn't gun down one of these refs in their home like a sick fucking dog along with their boyfriend and adopted children
