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Chiefs kingdom baby

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Soon.

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>Now here's a thread...

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Let's go boys

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Mahomo on SNF, should be fun

Now that i’m an adult and working/paying bills. I look back to all the YEARS i spent in school and think “what the fuck did any of that actually accomplish”? I mean college helped me get hired to my career role but grade school? All it was, was repetition learning of completely useless information that I have zero recollection of at 33 years old. What was the point of all of it?

>>157838213
Public school is basically just state funded daycare

>>157838213
start talking about football into your phone on tiktok

>>157838213
Should have learned a trade I make 500k as a plumber

Antenna bros...NBC is coming in CRISPY clear tonight....feeling good

INACTIVES

Kansas City Chiefs
12 TE Jared Wiley
19 QB Garrett Nussmeier (3rd QB)
27 DB Chamarri Conner
54 DE Jack Pyburn
61 T Diego Pounds
71 T Josh Simmons
94 DT Bryson Eason

Indianapolis Colts
15 QB Riley Leonard (3rd QB)
16 WR Ashton Dulin
21 RB DJ Giddens
52 DE George Gumbs Jr
58 LB Austin Ajiake
68 G Dalton Tucker

>>157838249
Feels so good not needing a stream, can't say the same for the other fag leagues

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Gonna heat up some salmon nachos

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We only have about 8 more years of this Mahomes bullshit and then we can get back to real football

>>157838249
It's too bad the product and production will be dogshit.

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>>157838196
It just finds a way to be a successful thread in the national /s/ league

>>157838268
Just made some olive and pasta soup. Gonna crack into a jar of palm hearts and dip them in some black bean dip. Heres to eating good bruv

>>157838274
Mahomes is black and won't have great longevity, his career will be done by age 34.

>>157838304
*At the age of 34...

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Why the hell are the colts on national tv. They fucking suck.

>actively rooting for the downfall of patrick mahomes
why are brown people like this?

>>157838322
Because that faggot has ruined the game

>>157838213
Traditionally, public school was used to place you into a social hierarchy for the purpose of the employment. I think now though it’s just a humiliation ritual for kids whose parents weren’t rich enough to get them away from browns.

I wonder how much Roger Goydell is going to rig this game for KC

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>Gayleb cried and was carted off the field for a minor hamstring strain

>>157838383
Does he even need to? Scheduling a soft team in KC on primetime is rigging enough. The reffies already know the script.

>>157838196
>>157838210
>>157838295
Now here's a few guys who have great taste

>>157838249

based fellow OTAchad

>>157838403
KWAB I can't believe he was crying and waving to the fans like he just broke both legs

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>>157838403
I don see no cry

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You young'uns are gonna learn tonight.

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>>157838249
How long until THEY take our free channels away

>>157838429
Fuuuuuck that shit is sickkkk

>>157838213
A lot of what you learned was just how to speak and write english and how to socialize. And the basic math concepts too. Its all stuff that's so internalized now that you don't give school credit for teaching you, but without school you'd be even more retarded. But yeah some of the specialized high school stuff ends up being useless, like I don't use any chemistry or history in my job at all. But being able to apply skills to different topics that you don't really care about its basically all anyone does at work, so it sort of prepares you well in that regard. But I remember thinking in college that half of the shit I learned could have just been taught in high school and I could have saved a lot of money.

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In a fair world Buckner would take out Mahomes ACL when he scrambles like a bitch

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YFW da Chiefs win da superb owl!

Last week, I tried to have sex for the first time. But I was too nervous and couldn't get hard enough to get it in. I am thinking of just giving up entirely since it was embarrassing and she laughed at me.

>>157838349
he is the ultimate qb. end of.

Aaron Rodgers 2.0
Russel Wilson, with more arm strenght
Brett Favre, without the mistakes.

>>157838469
>she

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>>157838439

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CHIEFS PRIMETIME IS HERE
HAPPINESS AND CHEER

Game hasn't started and they're already sobbing his knob hard

>SPACECRAFT KNEE MAHOMES
LMAOOOOO

>>157838496
Fuck off

I can’t believe migrants are being thrown into concentration camps, there’s a genocide happening in Gaza, women’s and LGBTQ+ rights are being stripped away and you retards are sitting here just watching slopball…

Absolutely pathetic. Things were so much better when Obama was in office.

>>157838484
He plays like a 5 year old in a a back yard football game and if the Refs didn't carry him to 3 super bowls he would be nothing. Don't give me this shit he is as great as Rodgers or Favre

>>157838530
shut up bitchknees

>>157838540
Subhuman

steelers coach has such a weird voice like kermit on drugs

Why is lawrys good on literally everything

Mike Tomlin is like "get me outta here"

>>157838549
literally just a sensible American.

thought they had some deaf retard doing random commentary. turns out its shitsberg failed coach. no wonder they always lost having to hold back laughing every time he speaks.

>>157838540
Cry more

>>157838530
> migrants are being thrown into concentration camps
God I wish that was true, except instead of camps, executed

>>157838569
Mike Tomlin is like “Andy Reid please retire so I can become the coach of the Chiefs”

>>157838562
He sounds like he has cum stuck in his throat. It's disgusting.

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Was Mahomes taking a shot before the game from one of those gas station mini liquor bottles lol

>>157838632
if double digits, he never recovers from today's injuries

>>157838642
Yes, it was a bottle of Absoult vodka, I cant believe they showed it

>>157838642
He’s taking after his dad

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streamin games for anons. VC open

discord dot gg/9xBAfRQtPj

what should we refer to this sunday as? The Raped?

Ohayou /nfl/
Have just woken up. Am I tripping or do you guys also want to try Skyrizi?

I always knew Gayleb was absolutely bitchmade and never going to be shit in the league. This is a man's game.

>>157838698
It's The Lord's Day heathen

>>157838716
Daniel Jones
aside from him this is a bad guy fight

>>157838716
Clots obviously

is mike tomlin an alcoholic?

>Over the last 10 seasons 66.7 percent of teams that start 2-0 end up in the playoffs, according to RotoWire. That number falls to 45.1 percent for teams that start 1-1.

My Chiefies:)

>>157838426
>towel on his head
>literally wiping his eyes
kwab

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>slides into frame flawlessly

I really hope Mahomes doesn't have a career ending injury tonight, that would be horrible guys, so don't even think about that

Muthomes WILL die on the field tonight.

WAITIN' ALL DAY FOR CARRIE'S THIGHS!

>>157838768
Doubles and he gets career ending injury

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>Chiefs get their first two games of the season at home and on primetime
both Becky and I HATE this, this is blatant favoritism!

>>157838122
WAITING ALL DAY FOR A BBC!!!

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Master class incoming

The only thing that could make this Week 2 better would be a Chiefs loss and a Rams loss.

CARRIE

I'm at the game to trade bussy and swap bussy stories. Go Chiefs!

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Hope he snaps his other leg tonight.

waitin all day

these SNF songs are getting worse and worse

>>157838661
oof

I waited all day for a bbc

>>157838811
>8811
uh oh...

Does Carrie fuck white guys?

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waitin all day for bussy night

how does she get hotter every year

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I been waiting all day for

>>157838832
>>157838835
Good morning saars!

Collinsworth looks so smug lmaooo

oh boy pyros so we cant see for the first quarter

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>>157838811
hopefully

>>157838820
It's been the same song for over a decade...

>>157838811
Inshallah

Repeating digits and the Clots win

Can't wait for T-Swift to show up

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Please fuck my ass!

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my colts bout to get btfo

>>157838789
stfu tranime faggot

Damn my boy Collinsworth needs to go easy on the fillers

>>157838876
88s checked

>>157838879
>>157838806

>>157838848
How drunk is he tonight? Was he drinking with Mutthomes?

>>157838883
thanks for your input, redditor

Patrick Mahomes more like Faggot the homo lol

Hear me when I say this, I think Dallas might be a Super Bowl team this year as long as they stay healthy. They have the best receiving duo in football and their defense has stepped up. They could easily go 15-2 and win the bye. Their issue is not being able to rest going into the playoffs but I don’t see it being a problem this year.

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>stfu tranime faggot

>dead thread
did re.ddit already give up on the chiefs?

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>giving this up for a soulless dome
ishylbddt (i seriously hope your local billionaire doesn't do this)

inshallah mahomes will suffer a season ending injury tonight

>>157838884
Kek that's actually his android double...the real Cris is on Mahomes yacht about to enjoy the game

>>157838922
:O

>>157838917
when are they getting a dome?

I honestly don't know who the Colts QB is

Anime?

>>157838936
'Bout to learn about Danny Dimes tonight

>>157838936
That's because you are a retarded canacuck.

>>157838910
>opp avg 24ppg
Shut up nigga lmao

>>157838936
Andrew Luck I think?

>>157838936
Gardner Minshew

I love when foids pretend to know about fooball

who the fuck is nikki glaser

>look at what mutthomie and his wigger friend did over 2 years ago
kek, scraping the barrel for shit to dick suck mutthomes over (((NBC)))

>>157838967
stupid holes.

>kickoff at 9 PM

>>157838942
Yes

who’s idea was it to put the daniel jones led colts against the chiefs for tonight? its like the one game a majority of country would be home for

This is the dumbest intro/ad/whatever thing I've ever seen

Shut up hag

>>157838936
Peyton

>>157838910
The 49ers would unrelentingly rape the Cowboys in the yoffs.

>this song about Taylor swift masturbating

Based choice by NBC but also fuck the chiefs

So this is supposed to make you hate the Chiefs more, right?

That bitch is from St Louis and was a Rams fan lmaooooo traitor

im naked on my couch
patty daddy

what the FUCK is the point of this shit

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rip colts

This pregame bullshit is ENORMOUSLY pro-Chiefs. Why does the league allow this

Wow, she's funny, beautiful AND knows football! What a woman

He drunk

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fine, I'll say it
Nikki Glaser is [spoiler]funny[/spoiler]

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>omg so this one time I was deep throating this huge cock and I was like omg and squirted out my pussy isn’t that such a funny jooooke??

>>157838968
Walled foid with no tits or ass

>>157838974
there is nothing to hype about the colts so there is no interesting storyline except muh homie

>This intro
Please rape these frauds Clots

Where is Taylor??

NBC really trying to save the Chiefs reputation with that one

>>157838995
to glaze the NFL's darling mutt qb.

Mahomes is under the influence, look at his eyes

I can’t believe you retards actually watch this slop. Bread and circuses, take the jab, eat the bugs, live in your pod.

>>157838996
Colts fan here. We're probably gonna lose, but it will be because we're ass not because the chiefs are good.

That intro got me so hyped

LETS GO TAYLOR

Alright 317bros it's our time, let's not lose by double digits

Why is this disgusting Jewish lady running the promo taunting me about how much Jew narrative casting is in Chiefs marketing. What’s up with that?

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Is chiefs-colts really deserving of the second SNF slot of the season

who is this whore
mahomes looked like liquid shit last week

Inshallah Allah will smite arrowhead

>>157838997
Favoritism is good for bookies.

Mahomes is tweaking

>>157839003
TEEEE HEEEE!

>>157839027
Holy shit, get over it

>>157839011
I'd take meth before a game if I was a pro

Hey, Alexa: How did the queefs do last year? Did they win the owl?

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i forsee a daniel jones interception on the first possession

mahomes been boofing pre-game

The tomahawk chop strikes fear into teams

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEY'RE DOING THE CHUDCHOP

I’m 44 and my daughter is 18. When she has friends over to spend the night I can hear them giggling and playing downstairs through the air vent in my bedroom bathroom, and I sit on the toilet drinking whiskey and masturbating while I listen.

>>157839027
Better than another NFC East matchup

THE CHUDS ARE CHOPPING AGAIN, SOMEONE STOP THEM

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>>157839014
I actually say this unironically

Colts O is white as fuck

This should have been a noon game. retarded as shit to put it on primetime.

Chiefs are bussy

Why is making a joke about unexpected anal sex acceptable for a nationwide broadcast? Is it cause a nasty Hebrew lady made the joke?

>>157839047
Based dad.

>Choofs can't stop the rub either
KWAB

>>157839059
>don't put a popular game on primetime
>prime time
Anon...

>>157838122
>chiefs playing back to back primetime games at home
NFL bias showing again

>>157839011
Does anyone have the clip of him slamming a mini liquor bottle from earlier? Mutthomes is drunk as Collinsworth

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>>157839057
That's why they got the nod for SNF in queef city. Humiliation ritual.

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>>157838934
2031

>>157839059
Chiefs don't play outside prime time buddy

>>157839057
Which is incredibly based

>3 and out
its over

>>157839027
Ravens vs Saints SNF would’ve been a barn burner

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Fellow Reffies
How we feelan'?

>>157839075
sovless

>>157839067
>popular game
retard

SNEED

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>sneed

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>>157839087
Great 3rd Quarter is were we are going to shine

holy shit coltsbros we're actually moving the ball

SNEED

chiefs playing soft

>>157839047
Based if true.

I have little hope in Colts doing anything but it would be funny if they did win

COLTS RUNNIN WILD LETS GO

>>157839075
Why not next yet? Surely the NFL can rig that too.

soft defense

Taylor is about to heem some dumb Missouri niggas.

42-0 colts

>Bo Nix lost to this defense

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Colts WILL bootyblast the queefs...and the the flags will start to fly.

Wait

I just realized that's the intro we're stuck with all year. FML

Arrowhead erupts for the refs as always

>Colts rolling
AND HERE COMES THE FLAGS

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>burrsbros

>>157839014

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CKdKbYUYBOA

>>157839135
You WILL watch taylor swift

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>>157839087
Had a whale of a day at Metlife today

>>157839047
forgot to mention all of her friends are boys btw and there's never less than three. I always know when they are getting frisky by hearing her light moans and gasping for air as she struggles to keep her voice down. Go Chiefs

>>157839138
They are the chiefs 12th man

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And so it begins...

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>>157839144

REFS JUST TURNED UP

>>157839135
Its so soulless. Even if the previous one did get a little old it at least had variation

Was Tom Brady commentating today?

>>157839134
There has been so much latent homosexuality in football and now with AI we're really seeing it come out. So many vids on tiktok of people making players kiss.

based Treadwell sighting

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Johnathan Taylor has had a crazy career revival since Home Improvement went off the air and his Christmas movie flopped.

uhh why aren't the Chiefs holding, are they stupid'?

>>157839141
He'll be fine apparently

Wtf ref bros