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>>157843534
best lips in the league
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flames more like lames
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>no charlestown chiefs edition
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the man is hungry
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>>157843657
Who the hell is that?
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Losing a home game in the preseason means your team that's 50/50 NHL/AHL lost to their group that's 25/75 NHL/AHL and that's awful
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>>157843886
mirin hard
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gary is deporting spanish broadcasters for the 6th year in a row
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Can’t believe hockey comes back next week
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>>157843974
8 days
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>>157843971
>Garay
Gary Bettman in a sombrero pretending to speak Spanish
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>>157843971
Huh? what color are they?
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>>157843974
the day hockey is back is better than christmas imo
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>>157843971
>ESPN Deported
Lol what? Is this some sort of joke
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>>157844013
gary is saying that spanish people are brown
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>>157844026
Wouldn’t go that far
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winning fantasy this week. raiders won.
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for all your deportes needs
>>>/mlb/
>>>/nfl/
>>>>>>>>>>>>/lgbt/
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>>157844073
Based SJ Sharkie
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>>157844148
Hockey is back so we no longer pretend to care about the CFL.
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How are the Hawks looking this year
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>>157844202
unaffordable
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>>157844178
about the what
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>>157844362
-nassau
+austin
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>>157844392
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>>157844362
love how the shot was going at least 10 feet wide
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>>157844392
KWAB
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where the fuck are they, Gary
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lmagine watching preseason games
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>>157844784
t. team got raped
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ron creamer is the #1 trending player on hockey db right now
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>>157844784
I'll take any hockey that I can get
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>>157844873
16 with the lowest effort defending i've seen in a while
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>>157844849
Ron Creamer? The guy on pornhub that does polite videos?
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>>157844937
the very same
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This is why every player has to wear neckguards now
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F L A M E S
L
A
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>>157845277
Lost their home opener. Thank you for the reminder.
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>>157845278
>preseason
Flames only try in the reg
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>>157845296
Right of course. Not every game matters. Good thinking
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>>157845303
Gotta save our energy, the season is long
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>>157845310
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only shit teams tomorrow
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>>157845322
he was conserving his energy for this season
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>>157845338
Why aren't you more of a fan of someone from your country? Maybe Drysaddle?
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>>157845362
I don't know why but it seems like everyone here are flames fans, you could almost say the flames are germanys team
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>>157845388
Is Germany really going to lose again? Was Hitler not enough?
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>>157845335
Yeah
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>>157844012
jjj
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>>157845388
Ich galube du kannst mich verstehen. You're a fraud aren't you?
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>>157844044
well, they are.
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>>157845269
It's always them, Boo-Boo.
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>>157845434
No? My whole friend group and family are flameschads. I was born into it
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>>157845388
Look how he shys away once someone else talks his "language" why are flames fans running around on vpns?
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>>157845456
Speak alittle German for me
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In Ulm, um Ulm und um Ulm herum
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>>157845471
Why are the flames so plagued with VPN users?
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>>157845481
Im litteraly sitting in a train right now, I'm an authentic flameschad, just like my father and his father before him
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>>157845493
we all know real flames fans ride short buses
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I speent a year learning german on duolingo but when I talked to an actual german my accent and pronunciation were so bad he thought I was speaking dutch kwab
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>>157845513
Sorry bud, a lot of the vowel sounds don't exist in English -> äöü etc
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knights play tuesday
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>>157845694
Yeah?
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>>157845702
ahh yessir
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/hoc/'s life force is running out
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>>157846071
Like most communities infiltrated by fucking faggots like all the fag posters and our resident janny and his faggot mod boyfriend
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>>157846119
where's my newspaper
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>>157846126
They only print it Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays now.
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>>157846071
Sorry took a marner so foul it shattered our protection amulet
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Mornin'/hoc/
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>>157846240
https://youtu.be/lo0s-sFqOGE
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WAGING HAS STARTED D:
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3 bunnies
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my dabres play the penguins today :)
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Huomenta
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Love the red wings for pulling down Dylan Larkins pants like this, my favourite part being "how can we trade you if we don't have a gm?"
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he would have been traded by now if he was named after a cooler bird
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>>157847150
I remember as a kid when Steve flamingolopolous asked for a trade and got it the next morning
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watched Hypernormalization by Adam Curtis last night and it reminded me of gary's league
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seven (7) games* last night and no one cares
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>>157847446
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>>157847569
Cope, the Penguins and Sabres play each other today.
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>>157847569
people were watching football
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>>157847579
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>>157846471
Stay strong brother. I’ve begun waging as well
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ruutu ded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mC40NRAWGNE
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If I were Stevie Y I would give Larkin the smuggest smile and wave every time I see him at the rink, maybe even a fingergun and a wink
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>>157847686
take the high road, treat him with respect wait for some sort of recognition then when its your turn to congratulate dylan you whisper in his ear that you fucked his wife
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>>157847705
can I just say that you would probably want to follow up this checklist with fucking dylan larkin's wife before hand
everyone hates a liar, but you'll find people will debate a braggart
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how's house hunting in vegas coming along Dylan?
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>>157843971
Matthews has grown the game :)
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>>157846071
/hoc/ will be back in shape in a couple of weeks
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>>157847755
He ain't growing much else these days
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>Olympic Gold Medalist Auston Matthews
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>>157847837
Victim of bogo chipotle
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>>157847837
It's not funny to edit his hairline like that
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>>157848087
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total fiasko kollaps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2ytUSPSCNg&t=48s
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>>157848109
Why hasn't be been canceled for his racist Asian impressions?
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>>157848164
his real crime is still thinking earrings are cool
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https://x.com/JessBlaylock/status/2101843036305019060
>Sanderson and Chabot get injured right in front of him
>*crickets*
>Barkov gets boarded
>instant response (even though he jumped the wrong guy)
Oh yeah the boos when he returns to Ottawa will be deafening.
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>>157848164
There simply aren't enough Asians into hockey to get offended. Gary has really failed to #GrowTheGame which allows offensive practices like this to continue unabated. I heard Jason Robertson actually finds it funny and encourages it, sickening.
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>>157848214
If only Gary tried harder to grow the game in Asia. He needs to commission a hockey Shonen
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>laffs
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>>157848208
Cope he was spread too thin theres no way he could have stood up for anyone
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>>157848433
>fighting to be the alpha
his brother was recognized as the alpha and given every opportunity to lead in that role
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I grieve in bud, the trb sounds strange
I know that if he's raped, he doesn't go away
If you get out of bed and find me posting all alone
Open-eyed, burn the thread, my little dark /hoc/
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>>157848433
Brady can’t handle that many crayons
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Columbus
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>>157848433
>he actually had to be a captain instead of trolling around the ice being a goon
Poor soul
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>>157848586
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>>157848433
>playing in canada
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>>157848863
What liiga teams will take Hellebuyck?
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>>157848911
Jokerit will take him
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>>157848997
He will master the art of Finnish goaltending
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>>157848637
Ottawa sucks.
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>>157849567
Just Like My Islanders
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my cutie brady is a pg legend
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In 1983, junior hockey player Tom Martin was traded from the Seattle Breakers to the Victoria Cougars in exchange for the Cougars' spare bus.
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>>157849506
hope florian makes the team
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>>157849567
what do you think hurts Sens more? Brady leaving for another team or Alfie?
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>>157849671
Grim
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>>157849711
i dont think anybody was hurt by afredsson starting the yzersham curse
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My krakkies are so back
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>>157844873
I miss the Captain Cally days :'(
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>>157849975
Only five krakkies have played so far, and two of those are goalies. They rest have been firebirds.
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>>157849975
>>157850056
Oh wait, I forgot about Curtis Douglas. So 6 with two goalies.
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>>157847837
He will eclipse Sundin in legand even though Sundin will take some credit for his cup
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>>157850085
his forehead will keep rising like a solar eclipse and he will become the american sundin
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>Connor McDavid says he will "step in" if head coach Mike Babcock crosses any lines in Oilers locker room
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>>157850224
Has McDavid shown Babcock his phone yet?
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sent down to the ahl again award
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home from waging early and listening to Kyuss and thinking about my Rod Wongs vs Teds
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If real kyper isn't back today I'm going to assume anon is right and it's been cancelled
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>>157850511
Don't worry, Overdrive will still be off and running soon.
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>>157850511
IT'S BACK
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/hoc/ shouldn't be allowed to talk to the media
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>>157850224
Oilers will be the tire-fire of this season.
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>>157850662
If I can't get my crony journalist to write a shitty op-ed about firing the coach coincidentally the day after I got taken off the first powerplay unit, I can't be me
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>>157850662
But I’ve passed my social skills class
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>>157850805
nah last time you went full homophobic, no mic time for (you)
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good. well done.
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>>157850859
Fine. Next time I’ll discuss femboys
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>>157850666
Why is the Penguins Twitter calling Pittsburgh a shithole no one would willingly live in?
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>>157851086
Retard
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>>157851024
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>>157851086
They're telling the truth (Taylor's version)
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>>157850957
What lower body injury does he have? Butt hurt?
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>>157850957
>download.jpg
Was this the first time that you downloaded something?
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>>157851485
oh no not latvia, whatever will ovi do without access to latvia
how can one live without their world famous potatoes and janitors
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>>157851485
>Latvia
Who?
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>>157851548
the country that tries to injure everyone they play against in global hockey tournaments because they are butthurt they suck balls at sports
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>>157851485
based latvia, soon we'll be euro neighboors
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>>157851597
Atleast they don't suck balls like Michigan during a "hazing" event
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>>157851613
just nuke michigan tbqh
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>>157851654
I would have no problem with that
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>>157851485
Guess the caps aren’t playing any exhibition games in Latvia
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>>157851613
giwtwm
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McKenna = Bust
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>>157844937
married to Jen Creamer iirc
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>>157851742
chill rasmus, hes only a kid
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>>157851742
We’ll make that judgment after a year
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dumbass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnOyMStQ0f8
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>>157851796
it's ok ice jannies will pick it up
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>>157851796
Is it normal to have a practice that’s just you and 4 coaches
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>>157851899
you have to fluff the bedard
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>>157851796
And we have to wonder why resigned with the blackhawks. No other team wanted him
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the city of three rivers has only two rivers
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>>157852002
Can I have an independent fact checker weigh in on this
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>>157852091
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>>157852091
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>>157851327
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Where can I watch LNAH?
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>>157852002
>The name Trois-Rivières (Three Rivers) is actually a geographical illusion rather than three distinct rivers. The name refers to the [Saint-Maurice River], which splits into three separate channels as it flows into the Saint Lawrence River.
>The "three rivers" effect is created by two islands at the mouth of the Saint-Maurice River that divide the water into three outlets:
>Saint-Maurice River: The river that flows south and divides at its mouth.
>Saint Lawrence River: The major river that the Saint-Maurice flows into.
> The Islands: Île Saint-Quentin and [Île de la Potherie (also known as Île Caron) sit at the confluence, splitting the Saint-Maurice's current into the three "rivers" that early explorers observed.
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>>157852162
onhockey
https://youtu.be/SpjnIb6_zU0?si=NHH8bqDHvXpyvyY6
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still at work
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>>157852188
better ba a salary job
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>>157852200
>better ba
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>>157852214
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https://www.eliteprospects.com/player/1059515/juho-nyberg
This kid is going places nyo!
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>>157852225
So when are we nuking canada?
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>>157852232
do calgary first
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>>157852240
But then that means that we would also kill the best HOCKEY PLAYER EVER.. CONNOR MCDAVID who is still cupless
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Do Israel and India and Los Angeles first
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>>157852232
Please don't!
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>>157852249
nah he lives 3 hours away
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>>157852251
Dude I learned the other day that the pacific northwest is so rural that they just let the cartel walk right in. Not enough cops to deal with the problem.
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>>157852264
stella will be hit in the first blast
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My Starsies play today :)
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Jokerit play in 17 hours
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>>157852337
grim. only shit teams today
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>>157852348
You’re a larping foid
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>>157852372
just like my wild
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mildcuck fan OUT
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holy fuck the rags are icing a dogshit lineup. You'd think the team that finished dead last in the metro would want to get some reps in. That's actually really pathetic.
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>>157852392
true
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https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1790031457505601.mp4
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>>157852466
nice
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monty sisters we're so fuckin back
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Time for my Sensies at long last :)
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>>157852532
We don't post him anymore
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>Flames logo but a B instead of a C
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>>157852548
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Split roster games make no sense with 4 pre season games now
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d'awww
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cute
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>>157852372
Can it bitch
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We gotta do something about these e-bikes, man.
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drop the fuckin puck gary
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FLYERS SCORE ON THE POWER PLAY!!!
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Our penguins are playing
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>>157852222
checked
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lots of juhos love the devils and the rangers
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san jose sharks legend william eklund RAPING and GAPING hasb ANUS
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>>157852666
checked
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>don't get fed the >laffs
>lose
Tabarnak...
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STRUBLE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
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>snes
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*backchecks you
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Penguins score (:
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>>157852725
Retard
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>>157852725
My parents screamed at each other a lot kwab
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>>157852677
parkinsons comes early these days
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>>157852714
I will never understand these posts
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>>157852770
the pickle adds acidity to the sandwich
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>>157852725
you learn the route using a map at home or intuition if kind of knew the area
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>>157852591
we don't sign our posts here
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>>157852725
I had to read mapquest directions to my dad. I can't imagine driving without my iphone
t. elder zoomer
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What's the story with Hellecuck is it over?
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>>157852725
when gps became a thing i would get a six pack and just drive around get lost and gps my way home
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>>157852802
well, gas is to fucking expensive for that now
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>>157852725
i just looked up guides online on how to
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>>157852734
You’re sick
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>>157852839
can you get lost in australia? at one point you re gonna get to the sea and you know you went too far
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>>157852725
>you can't focus on the road and a map/mapquest directions at the same time..
co-pilot
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>>157852877
Keeps sending me to the data center?
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>>157852725
>how do I use the analog world lol?
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>>157852895
oh mamacita, welcome back to /hoc/
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>>157852798
He isn't playing and is losing money
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>>157852839
Thanks for the story, unc
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>>157848208
I hope they just chant Matthew's Brother! every time he's on the ice but those fags in ottawa are too retarded to do anything that clever
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lets go pens
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>>157852895
welcome back fren :)
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>>157852950
I bet
how often to you have to despiderize your automobile, m8?
Ever hit an emu or a kangaroo? or a wallaby?
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>number of posts in my teams game thread on reddit
>130 and counting
>number of posts about my teams game on /hoc/
>0
Do go on about how youre a moron who doesn't know how to drive.
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'abs are going 84-0
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>>157852994
Are you allowed to say "retard" on your little reddit thread?
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>not having banter while we watch games
>>157852994
spoilt sport, why don't you talk about your team a bit, sad sack
give us something to work with
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>>157852798
Yeah
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>>157853029
This may shock and confuse you but it's possible to converse with another human being without calling them a retard.
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>>157852977
Good post
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>>157852994
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>>157853052
my rat is jacked :)
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>>157853050
but Why?
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>>157852994
season not even on yet
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who hurted miss caufield?
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>>157853078
I'm still warming up and doing stretches so I don't pull something or fracture my ass
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lost my shallots
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I am having a hard time. This year is the 25th season for the Royals and I can not figure out which of these jerseys I want. I am kind of leaning toward the Gray but what do you anon think?
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>>157853118
My new gimmick was just approved by the /hoc/ council
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>>157853169
I like middle the best
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>>157853197
same
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forgot how long hockey games run for, one period has passed and I already feel like i've had enough
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>>157853169
Get the one on the left so people think you're passionate about books.
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>>157853222
checked
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>>157853222
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more like steve gayios
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>>157853222
bet it would draw dimes on /lit/
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>>157852994
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COME ON DETROIT, SCARR A GOAL !!!!!!!!!!!
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why did the broadcast booth in Ohio put Detroit on the right side of the scoreboard?
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DO YOU REMEMBER
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>>157853050
is it? you couldnt make your post without claiming everyone else here is a moron
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>>157853222
JEN AND CHECKED
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>>157852994
Why aren't you talking about your team?
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How do you miss that
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SCAAAARR!!!
FLYERS TIE IT UP!!

KNUBLE GETTING IT DONE!
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>Mehta Plan
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>Ohio
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>>157853514
>saar GMing
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>>157852994
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Why hasn’t Larkin been traded yet?
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>>157853285
>>157853555
How many gifs of crying cartoon babies do you have saved?
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>>157853578
cause he a pussy and doesn't want to sit for the season
goodish news for Wangs fans, he may put an effort in this season
>in other news, Debrincat is now part of Detroit's PR office, i bet he's not even getting paid more, I'd bitch for a contact adjustment
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Six million injuries for the Penguins tonight
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>>157853587
one of those "does free will really exist" questions
deep thinker
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my penguins :)
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>>157853808
Good post
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>>157853578
The teams he wants to go to don't want him
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the nbafication of the nhl will be televised
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The Ontario Provincial Police don't think much of Bud
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>slapcockský
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Our penguins (:
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>laffs
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>rags
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>>157853893
Same
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>Habs losing to the Belleville Sens
Grim.
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monty would have stop that
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>>157854353
monty needs to lay off the fruit pies and deep fried cheese curds
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>>157854353
hearing it's going to be dobes and monty to start the season
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>>157854348
commentators are silently seething about this
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>>157854422
maybe cam talbot can save them or mike smith or one of those
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>scorefull draw in Trenton
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>a scoreless third in Ohio
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Ruck twins playing tomorrow, didn’t even think that’s allowed because I don’t think they’ve signed their elc yet and going to college after juniors.
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>nepopuck
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>*drops gloves*
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>>157853933
I blame group chats
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*picks up gloves and puts them away*
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>le hasb
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>>157853933
As long as my ragsies get a jalen brunson, perhaps it can be you, "will smith hockey?"
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dylan garand when it is time to "play" the puck:
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>rags
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>>157853505
not so fast frauds
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>pre season scoreless Gary Time possibly
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>>157855075
grim
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>>157855075
The 1-0 shootout is a mark of soulfulness in the modern NHL especially if the shootout also kind of sucks
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>>157855075
Wongs are cursed to scoreless draws until Larkin is traded
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For me, it's The Chevy Good Deeds Cup and also Kraft products
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>rags
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>laffs
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This scoreless Gary Time is brought to by Gary Bruce Bettman
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>>157855146
it's pretty sad that americans will never have kraft dinner
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>>157855227
had some yesterday :)
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my penguins :))))
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>scoreless Gary Out in Ohio incoming
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et. le. buuuuut!
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>a new scorefull draw
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Small heroes preseason points!
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>>157855281
Now Arriving

Thank You for flying Gary League
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>>157855227
is it just like regular Kraft mac or is it better
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>>157855412
regular kraft mac
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>kraft dinner and heinz tomato ketchup -_-
a Canadian delicacy
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>>157855469
i add sosej and brocols for a nutritious meal
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>>157855469
dont forget the maple leaf hot dog
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>>157855143
>scoreless draws
we don't say that here
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gg, Jackies
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>lane, son of hut
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zebras are zesty af
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big pp
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>>157855035
Martone and Barkey were the only players on the ice that will be playing during the regular season...
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>dead wangz
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My Belleville Sensies secured one point. Let's see if they can secure another :)
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habs are settling back into being ot merchants
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>>157855692
a-anon...
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>>157855670
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>>157855701
just be grateful for your loser points those really matter in those weenie hut jr divisions
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OT merchant Cold Coffee strikes again
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gg snes
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>>157855692
KWAB
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gg, Montreal
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kys snes
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>the Quebec City Senators
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watching hockey rules
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>>157855855
I'm gonna check those dubs even though it's just a little one
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>>157855800
>>157855811
>>157855839
who sunk it?
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>>157855888
checked
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>>157855888
you know who
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>>157855839
>barely beating the B-Sens with your opening night roster and the refs in your pocket thanks to the game being played in Trois-Rivières
Jej
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>>157855918
>DA JOOOOOZ
take your meds schizo freak
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>>157855918
our little bundle of joy!
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>>157855923
kys
y
s
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>being a poor loser

don't do that, Ottawa
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>>157855927
wrong thread?
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>more dangerous draw
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ANIMALS STRIKE CURIOUS POSES
THEY FEEL THE HEAT
THE HEAT BETWEEN ME AND YOU
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(Heartbreaking news) The heavily discounted peanut butter whiskey I bought sucks shit
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186 bongs
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>>157856059
sad
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>>157856059
yeah they only hard discount PB when it went rancis
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you know what? Im gonna say it:
I really really really really like pucks
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puck like this puck puck
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frankly i don't believe in the puck
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played 3 commander games and got wrecked in all of em
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>>157856185
that's why no one will remember your name
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>first preseason hockey without Odog
feels badman
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>mild
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>>157848433
why is it a brag to be a team in a state where nobody knows your name or even what hockey is?
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>>157856360
presumably because he doesn't get death threats there
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Give me the courage to call in sick tomorrow
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>>157856380
did he ever get death threats at all? where's that reported?
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>>157856380
Don't be too sure of that
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Gary bros…. What’s happening here I thought we did what the owners wanted…
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Stars won :)
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>>157856525
Preventing a jew from making money is antisemitic
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>>157856525
id be very uncomfortable too if the owners were touching me
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>>157856525
Gary has been exploring like the owners instructed him to. Gary will still get the votes he needs
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>>157856525
Is hockey even popular in the south?
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>>157856525
Gary shouldn’t make enemies of billionaires
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Huomenta but the opposite
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>>157856607
This
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>>157856694
There’s millions of people from northern states moving south every year so this really isn’t a problem anymore.
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>>157856796
>millions
[citation needed]
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>>157856796
wtf are you talking about millions every year that's like a migration of massive proportions
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>>157856796
Forgot about them t.bh

>>157856819
It's a lot. Half of my high school class moved down south
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>>157856841
fuck it why not billions
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>>157856807
>>157856819
Close enough. My point is that a lot of hockey fans moved south. Plus the nhl is easier for people to follow with social media and streaming.
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>y'all
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>mfw I have 5 pro level teams and within driving distance to catch a game after work
Sunbelt fans have to pay an additional subscription to watch games...
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>>157857198
muh oil people
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>7 days before real /hoc/
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>7 days before real power of friendship
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8 days until the penguins play
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>>157857263
broship > friendship
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>>157856607
he didn't account for Hasso Plattner, the woke fuhrer of san jose
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>>157856525
*tom hanks woody voice* this state ain't big enough for the both of them
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>>157857421
>mormon prefers fag city
Why are Mormons such faggots? Also Gary will probably take both Houston and Austin just because he can.
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austin has the motion, boomers just see houston population
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the dallas stars
the houston supernovas
the austin black holes
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There's barely enough talent for 30 teams, let alone 34.
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>>157857450
easy fix
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>>157857460
I think hockey is popular enough in Brampton already
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>>157857450
the league would be jam-packed with elite teams if they brought the number down to 24
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>>157857429
it's the magic underwear
though i wonder if Austin would actually be more profitable for a league that gets half its income from tickets. attending winter sports can be pretty bougie.
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>>157857486
Austin only makes sense over Houston because there’s no other big 4 league teams there. Gary choose Columbus for that reason.
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>>157857504
Right, it would have to be a combination of appealing to the locals and being the only game in town. Houston is already loaded up with teams for more popular sports competing for the same dollars.
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if houston or austin gets a team before québec city IM GONNA FUCKIN SNAP
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>>157857584
it is basically guaranteed to happen my fren, prepare to snap
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>>157857584
Canada will never get another expansion team sorry to break that to you.
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>>157857450
go ask sarkozy for one you fruity leafy
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>>157857450
Cope
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>>157857669
gary, I thought your interns told you not to post on /hoc/
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>>157844362
Does this count as a tip in
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Kevin Hayes looks like a retard and is a fucking scumbag. I'm happy his career ended this way with a whimper.
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>>157857754
he won the gene hart memorial award
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Austin Texans
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>>157857775
Austin Austons
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Houston Cowboys
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>>157857754
turn your monitor on
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Ive been racking my brain for almost 7 minutes now trying to organize the league into 36 teams with 12 evenly split three team divisions. 2 conferences with 2 3 division regions each. No dice. 40 teams it is
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>>157857843
40 at a minimum there’s just too many cities that want and can have a team
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playing diablo
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>>157857858
i think 80 is ideal
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>>157857858
People don't realize Atlanta, Quebec, two more in Texas, Oregon, San Fran, Hamilton, and then you're stuck choosing between Indy and Phoenix if you want to cap it at 40
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>>157857882
Get rid of Quebec and you can have phoenix (Gary already said they’ll get a team eventually) and Indianapolis
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>>157857882
Get rid of Hamilton too and add kanas city
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no one would want to play in quebec shitty
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>>157857907
>>157857915
What about Cincinnati and New Orleans then? A third team in Florida? San Diego?
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>>157857930
All yes
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Houston We Have A Shepardi Problem
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>>157857934
44 is an uneven number. You cant have 11 team divisions. You cant have two 5 and two 6 teams divisions in each conference it would be uneven. You cant have one conference with 6 four team divisions and one with 5. Its 36 40 or 48 and the league cant support 48 teams
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>>157857949
https://youtu.be/zay4kgTFfaQ?si=FvI6I4M7MAKhevtg
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Why not San Antonio? It’s the second largest city in Texas.
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>not the Austin Matthews

>>157857957
Austin is significantly whiter. Isn't San Antonio in driving distance anyway?
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>>157857773
Who does he play for?
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>>157857976
(White)
I confused San Antonio with El Paso
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>>157857985
he is retired now, he last played for the ak bars
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>>157857985
Retired today in fact
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New picture of the newly renovated north end of the Mormon Center.
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>>157858062
What’s different?
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>>157858069
sight line used to be blocked as fuck
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they still blocked tho
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>>157858062
just fuck my shit up
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>>157858062
Wtf is happening at the back of the arena? Where the upper bowl?
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Gary Bettman just won the US presidential vote for 2028. He has declared that all Canadian NHL teams either have to move to the US, or they will be booted from the league.
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>>157858210
Our Gary!
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>>157858210
what is gary's tax policy
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>>157858210
He has my vote
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what would /hoc/ do for a klondike bar? how many people would you kill or main
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>>157858256
eh If I want to bite into a chocolate shell with something sweet inside I'm going for a York Peppermint Patty
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business idea: york peppermint ice cream sandwich
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>>157858284
Apparently this has been done unless it's a shoop.

Also just imagine how COLD that would be. Thick minty ice cream
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>>157858287
i am a genius
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>>157858256
I would main luigi for a 'dike
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>>157858288
what other marketing ideas do you have
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reusable plastic cups at arenas that have a liner filled with that shit they used to make freezer mugs out of that youd buy for home
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>>157858336
man you gotta pre-drink before attending
don't buy the cups
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>>157858348
i would buy the sabre mug desu. not the mammoth horn tho
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>>157858376
the dabre sabre? oh man i'd love to have that
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>>157858432
next
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>>157858256



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