Straight sets butthurt edition
give it up dead shit sport and horrible community that lets one threadsperg dictate where they post
Vale Isabelle Kelly
>>157844814>speaking of butthurt
I tried to make a thread three times and got BTFO'd by the spam filter. I don't think it's possible to make new threads incognito on mobile.
>>157844678is this true?did we win the nrl?
>>157845363you won the moral victory
>>157845363Anon... i...
>Top referee Ashley Klein has been dumped for failing to award an escort penalty in the final minute of Sunday’s Eden Park epic.
>>157845499based
based, a game leveling poo would SUCK
>>157845499This fucking bald cunt is quite literally programmed to ref games exactly how Peter Vlandys dreams about at night and he's still shit enough to get dropped
It's funny when people complain about the decisions of the NRL, but the moment they do/say what they want they act as if NRL is suddenly the authortity on what's true or not.NRL are disgraceful for dumping Klein and giving into copers, because the truth is the decisions could have gone either way last night, none of them were 100% one way or the other.
what the NRL should have done, is overturn the result of the match.
Most of the big calls yesterday were pretty 50-50. The one I disagreed with the most was the strip, and even that one was a bunker call. Having said that Klein is an absolute cunt of a ref who loves being the centre of attention and hope this is a start of a downward spiral of his career
>>157845541Let it go dog lol, warriors were spergy as shit at the start and pkay like shit they didnt deserve the win
Some of the calls at the end could have gone either way but Wahs didn’t deserve to win.
>wahsThis is a Let’s Gone poomunity. Always has been, always will be. Simple as.
Jordan Riki has signed with the Dragons
supposedly Perth have a big name signing lined up for November 1could be Munster
The australian media were sperging out even worse than the kiwi media about yesterday's vlandyball. Better team won but you should out yourself in a position that some gambling addict and the basedjack hiding in the bunker can't stop you.
>>157845363Yes anon, now shhhhh close your eyes
Mt Smart Stadium is supposedly in the ghetto, but it was the Eden park fans who chimped out
Yep, /ourgirl/ is back
If your donga isnt out for Ponga at this point, what are you doing with your life?
Im a wahs supporter but fuck the rest of the wahs supporters. Newcastle was clearly the better team and deserved to win. We were shit vs the dolphins and also shit vs the knights, you dont deserve to win the comp on back to back finals performances like that.We were nowhere near the effort level of games earlier in the year, and even if we were playing conservative on attack that still doesnt account for the zero aggression defense.Think back to us vs the storm or penrith earlier in the year when warriors were in full beast mode. These last 2 games were nowhere near that intensity level in defence. Also we scored 16 points in 2 games, an average of 8 points per game.No matter which way you look at it, we just did not turn up and play even close to our best footy for those 2 finals games. Complaining about the refs after your team has turned in 2 absolute dud performances just looks pathetic.
I hate bandwahgoners, but the seething indictments against them as if 10 people chimping out is indicative of the entire crowd, is just silly. And the cringy PSA's calling for a stop to the bad behavior; who the fuck are you kidding? Anyone that chimps out like that isn't listening to your faggy lecture.
>>157845809>better team wonNah. I dont think warriors were playing anywhere near what they have been this season but the knights were kinda shit as well not sure why anyone is glazing them. Theyre gonna get pumped by the panthers.
>>157845944Panthers wont make the finals screencap
>>157845944clearys foots fucked so knights are a chance, it just takes clearly to succumb to that injury during the game and knights are going to the gf.
>>157845956and then chooks will put 50 on the knights in the gf, screencap this.
Knights GF 2026 has a nice ring to it. I'm leaving my run a little late though.
>>157845944panthers are obviously the favorites, but knights match energy. warriors were pretty low energy, so knights only needed to go super saiyan 1, so to speak.
>>157845959Dolphins are gonna gape the chooks
>>157845969Bro speaking my language
>>157845832Yet another Tiffnuke
>>157845363The nrl knock ons competition, yes
Required viewinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpWQoRx4wFQ
Yknow when you are on like day 10 of nofap and sleep 8 hour and wake up and your dick is like a fucking sledgehammer that could punture walls?? Hate when that happens
required viewinghttps://youtu.be/N9wsjroVlu8?si=ndy-Ziw8vFH9Cxdl
>>157846030Beware of the link looks weird
>>157846032https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9wsjroVlu8
dinner time, first ever go at making gravy from scratch and it's very tasty
Two weeks till the GF and they still haven't announced the pregame act yet
Just one man nuked Tiff's career at Fox
That Tiffany Salmond is so hot right now
>>157846048
Tiff confirms that the first man she called in the 4am uber ride home was NOT Jake Duke, and that he in fact was the back up option**for a social chat as they were in different cities separated by the Tasman Ocean
>>157846048Did you raise the cow?
I hope this is a gimmick and you're not actually like this, its very AFL's 2nd channel coded
I just checked the scores. Did poopeeland really get btfo by the shites?
yeah poopeeland cursed themselves in the previous final by taking like 5 cowardly poos
>>157846202Shes so dumb. If she was serious about her career she would of cleaned up her act and walked straight into 100 other jobs. Instead here she is still trying to milk attention while avoiding having to do any actual work.
>>157846048Looks good m8. Secret gravy ingredient - 1/2 teaspoon vegemite. Thank me later
>>157846318he meant 1/2 teaspoon of marmite just made a typo.
>Latrell Mitchell may test the open market I genuinely don't know where he'd go if he does leave
>>157846349roosters just you watch it happen
The backup sport now that nrl is almost over.https://youtu.be/_aO4_XWcaXg?si=uzJxMl1yxJ0nBUpy
The Knights if Bradman Best leaves is probably the most likely, it's close to Taree. I don't see him leaving Souths though
>vegemiteK E K
>>157846370for me its the NFLhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baPzspvJv5Q
>>157846370basedreg season is just winding down and playoffs in a couple weeks, so shit gets really gooddon't bandwagon the Dodgers tho m8
>>157846385Knights snubbed him as a junior so I doubt he'd want to go there.
>>157846370we're backing the guardians this year mate, got an aussie playing for them and he pretty much carried the team through september
I thought poosterkid said Trell was a poosters junior
technically yes but he only went there after the knights (and then a few other sydney clubs) rejected him
>>157846888Roosters fans think playing SG Ball makes them a junior
>>157847002It does, the only real juniors are those in your elite performance program you directly train and invest in. It's pure feudalistic nonsense to say that because they played in some geographic region that owes allegiance to you as regional lord it means anything.
When you think about it we are all local juniors of King Charles
We've had this juniors conversation before
>>157844678Grim
So how bad were the Wahs?
Souths tier bad
Blud thought that was Irish
>>157851560Kek
There wasnt one knockout in the whole 2026 season
>they won’t make the finals>okay they made the finals but they won’t beat souths>okay they beat souths but they won’t beat the warriors>okay they beat the warriors but they won’t beat the panthers[YOU ARE HERE]
>>157852568what comes next
>No Limit dragging Gallen out of retirement again
at least we won the minor prem, wahbros
I am annoyed that I will not get to see whether 50,000 kiwis would turn up to a prelim in Sydney the way they turn up at Lang Park during the year
>>157852976can't keep a good boxer down
>>157855577The sweet science
>>157855020You’ll have to settle for 50000 GOATcastle customers cramming into Accor
>>157855931I hope this happens
Paul Gallen looked like absolute shit in his "retirement" fight against Justin Hodges, that was in 2022. I understand coming out for SBW but now it's just ridiculous
The Perth Bears have signed a 15yo WA-based player named Zane Murray on a three year development deal. Mal visited him at home to give him the news.
>>157857142>This kid will be playing in the 2040s
Teagan Berry is a Shark, surprisingly not a Rooster
>>157846332>>157846318Onions sauce *
>Nine papers are reporting the NRL Grand Final will proceed without a headline pre-game entertainment act, following the breakdown of negotiations with Tones and I, reportedly over her setlist.>Broadcaster Channel 9 are said to be furious, while the NRL is set to donate $1m to junior rugby league instead of paying a big star.Kek they couldn't find an act and are leaning into the boomers who say shit like "I'd rather they put that money in the juniors" or something
Did you know england has a state of origin? Its a school thing tho, lancanshire vs yorkshireAlso some superleague fans are mad at nrl offering only 7 million, fair amount imo its more than their last broadcast deal
Based thrifty pvl
>>157857835get rusty crowes band to sing a few songs
>>157857841NRL could offer them one dollar and they should still accept the deal. They need to fix their shit.
Sam Walker is IN
>Tones and I Vlandys my man are you serious? Never talk shit about the AFL acts again
/afl/ are laughing at us again
>>157857835>negotiations broke down after the artist couldn't commit to performing their hit single "Dance Monkey" which the NRL said was non-negotiablekek
Even Tones and I hate that fucking song
>>157858122>literal shit eating genny
/nfl/ is laughing with us again
*looms*
Apparently Channel 9 is angry at the NRL for this
>>157858158Yes, they're currently writing them a letter, telling them how angry they are. NRL are finished.
Enjoy the one hour welcome to country lads
Channel 9 don't even have The Voice or Australian Idol or any of those shows so they can't even do any of those cheap cross promotion crossovers that they used to do
>ring up tribute band for any classic rock act>hey you want a gigHow hard is it
Loser teams eisteddfod is still THE grand final entertainment idea they should be paying me millions for because it's so good.
They should get the /nrl/ family band
>>157857835>Kek they couldn't find an act and are leaning into the boomers who say shit like "I'd rather they put that money in the juniors" or somethingthis is unironically way better though
>>157858439wtf the QLD cup has cuties like this? Why havent you blokes been posting these girls instead?
>Shark created headlines when she launched an attack on the code while playing at the AFL’s gather round. She once worked at the Gold Coast Titans and performed at the 2020 NRL grand final.>“I’m from Queensland so unfortunately – I’ve had NRL pushed in front of me, which kind of sucks,’’ she said.>“I’m not just saying that because I’m playing tonight — you guys, you know what’s up. We don’t need to totally drill the NRL into the ground but you guys know what’s up.>“In case someone is filming this … actually you know what, screw them, honestly they just screw around artists, you guys actually understand artists, thank you for doing that.”>Shark took to social media to try to clarify her comments. But made it clear she was not saying sorry.>“I can’t stop laughing,” she said on Saturday. “My phone has been blowing up…the truth is – this is not an apology – the NRL don’t pay artists enough. They don’t understand performances, production. They don’t invest.>“ I love the game. Always have. I was playing at a corporate. I’m good at corporates. I was just playing to the room baby. It really isn’t a big deal. We all need to chill".Apologise
what were they gathering around for?
I am now officially a newcastle knights supporter, what do newcastle knights supporters do during an average week?
>>157858774meth mostly
>>157858774lots of methsource: i live in newcastle
Vale Shaylee Bent
Why did unc post this?
>>157858805>stretched 4:3 into 16:9absolute pleb confirmed. he should delete this immediately.
>>157858774how did you come to pick this team?
phins are absolutely delusional if they think they are winning this game, they only have one outright better player in their entire backline. Roosters have better forwards and bench too.
>>157858842Herbie is better than Toia my man
>>157858841Of the 4 teams left they have by far the most soul, also when it clicks with the knights they are fun to watch.
Hammer > Slippy T Isuucko > Le Jump in the Air Man Indie’s Brother >>> Billy Snitch His Name Is >>> Bobby T Slobbo <<< Marky Mark Nigorima = DCElite Katoa > Walker
>>157858886this really
>>157858327kek I said the same thing to my mumza
If the Knights get into the GF then the Screaming Jets will play for free.
>if
>>157858886twink god is going to sit you down on Friday.
>tribute bandnext you'll be suggesting a michael jackson impersonator from temu
Adam Gee is reffing the Roosters/Dolphins game with Klein in the bunker.Roosters 13+
>>157858912We don’t even know the twink can even stand up yet himself. I’ll take a fully fit Katoa over him right now.
>>157858914NRL should NOT have mumble rappers called leroy or 1 hit wonders too dumb to turn down $90,000 per minute, they should have rock and or hard rock hits played loud to get the crowd hyped and full of energy so then that energy gets put onto the players for a grand finale game for the ages if you want to go see ed sheeran with a box of tissues and cry your eyes out thats fair but it doesn't belong near the FOOTY put me in charge of the grand finale entertainment and I'll make your fucking head explode with excitement
>listeing to thei musc
>>157858925not sure who you think i am fellabut getting some failed musicians who had to form a tribute band because they don't have the talent to make it big with their own songs is fuckin grim
bring back hoodoo gurus if they are still alive
https://youtu.be/p3l7fgvrEKM?si=cmjhcN5Ih35_34Ajthere’s only one act I want to hear on Grand Final day.
>>157858805
>>157858805NRL AOEII tourney when?!?!?
>>157858943retard think that people are using it to just mean "person"its just a new version of boomer, means youre old
>>157858943Cannot imagine how low IQ these tiktok faggots are. Unc is a lame term, but language always evolves and takes terms from other sources. How stupid can you be.
its clickbait/ragebait used for engagement and you lost
The NRL have just announced they have booked Cypress Hill for the NRL grand final half time show.
>>157858976I believe it
>>157858970what did I lose? I replied to 4chan post. the tiktok faggot didn't get any engagement.
Book this guyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ry8_NdNKq-w
rumor is Daniel Johns will perform for free if the Knights make it.
soon, on the grand final main stage, cypress hill smoking 6 foot bongs mid performance as the crowd goes wild.https://youtu.be/xyqVVfj5qE8?si=InkpNAygsKuPm0gI
they should just get the crowd to sing some songs >sweet caroline (bom bom bom) followed by >sweet home alabamaand ends on >take me home, country roadsfollowed by>welcome to countryfollowed by >kick off
>>157859021physically hurts to even read this. absolute cancer.
>>157858129
>>157858950The new DLC comes out tomorrow and literally saves the game
ANYBODY SEEN BILLY IDOL?
>>157858842seems like the only delusional one here is YOU.... seriously how is old man Cherry better than Nikorima....
>>157858842Teddy is miles ahead of Hammer
>>157857880Her bf is on the Sharks coaching team according to social media. Emma is going back to the Dragons so a straight swap makes sense.
>>157859184t. anon stuck in 2019
young blood always beats uncs
>>157859202Teddy plays with the involvement of a halfback, Hammer plays with the involvement of a winger. They're in different leagues.
my wife prue peters will make her nrlw debut next year
>>157858925They don't want to hear this, but it's true
>>157859215we can do better,Jimmy Barne's kid + John Farnham's kid + Grace Haydon all singing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_nP7UYhnNQ
>>157859215That's Entertainment is a song by The Jam, not Jimmy Barnes.
>>157859213>>157859222Good LAWD
bro never get a sports tattoo
>>157858925>put me in charge of the grand finale entertainment and I'll make your fucking head explode with excitementRighto m8 do indulge us with your idea
>>157859211you’re right they are in different leagues - one’s old & washed and stifles the attack while the other is young & dynamic and creates big plays which switches the momentum for his peem. Teddy’s best asset these days is getting opposition players binned.
>>157859237>300 strong marching band all choreographed perfectly playing an instrumental of thats my peem enter the stadium >they're choregraphed to show everyone the peems and scores leading up, its fucking spectacular >the band make a space for...>3 black hawk helicopters enter the stadium and hover over the field >its the fucking hoodoo gurus all playing from inside the helicopters (drum kit inside) >lights go out and a ring of fireworks light up the darkness >silence except for cheers in the stadium>at the exact moment 5 of the fastest loudest jets do a low afterburner flyby over the stadium >lights come on>hoodoo gurus are now on stage, boom right into the song with marching band accompaniment
Breaking news: Matty Johns has just given his 19,345th retelling of the 1997 GF.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bj251qQW_GA
Holy shit its really happening. Cant believe how much of an edge knights have over penrith in the backs.
>>157859213Kelleher-tier boot
She rescues bandicoots toohttps://www.couriermail.com.au/news/queensland/rockhampton/crash-bandicoot-rescued-by-wildlife-warrior-in-bajool/news-story/65bcc3eaab9f5beda67df41c8c96d673
>>157859252Show me one stat Hammer comes close to Teddy in
>>157859385i bet you he's got a bigger hammer
And what's he done with it mate?
Fumbled Chappers
>>157859385Cool tries and game breaking line breaks
>>157859385chapmans bedded
teddy is pretty good at slippin
the best hoodoo gurus song btw: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbDolx6Gf4c
>>157859252Origin game 1, Teddy shits on Hammer
>>157859550Love this jam! Used to get pumped and listen to this before footy
>>157852568I hope they win the comp
>>157857841England used to have War of the Roses which was county of origin between Lancashire and Yorkshirehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rugby_League_War_of_the_Roses?wprov=sfti1It’s the original origin series which was subsequently copied by VFL
>>157859282decent work, I’d go for a bigger single chopper that can hold the entire band and it slowly rotates around with the cargo doors wide open so everyone gets to see the band
>>157860264I'm going for the awe of pure symmetry, nothing Australians have ever seen before https://youtu.be/SFtvC1R2ZLY?t=55no one big helicopter would do it, I'm talking military precision and I'll let you on a little secret, it wouldn't be the band in the helicopters but the audience doesn't need to know that they just need to experience something amazing, (band would be in the stage waiting for their cue)my goal would to have people spellbound with their eyes not watching through their phones, no thinking just experiencing with all their senses you pull that off in 2026 you have done something special
>>157860937You are a visionary
>>157860992not really but thanks
>>157859397Chapgoddess
Me when people tell me they are upset there is no big act for the Grand Final
no revenue league
Surely there's a few musically talented family members here that could do the pre game entertainment?
>>157866254I could but I get stage fright
/nrl/ family accapella choir performing Khe Sanh
>>157866404just imagine everyones in their underwear
DON'T imagine me in my underwear
Holy washed
"but Nollsie we have already delivered the money to the Junior football clubs"
Do the kids even know about the great Nollsie? Feel like all the 30+ year olds would be hyped but the kiddos would be like who is this unc?
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/rugby-league/warriors/adam-pompey-leaves-warriors-after-eight-seasons-as-australia-move-confirmed/MT6X3AE45ZBNHK3XV72DN5P3AU/About a month too late for the flank defense though
Jordan Riki has signed with St George
Blow for the Titans :(
>>157866849madge is so good for bleeding talent
>As reported on Kyle Sandilands' show this morning, the NRL only approached Tones and I a few weeks ago but could not agree to the NRL Grand Final as she had a gig with Macklemore booked in the United States alreadyKEK
*tugs collar*
I can't believe Tones and I chose to perform with an anti smite like Macklemore, instead of playing before the Roosters.
They should wait to see who’s in the gf before booking anyone, that way it can be properly themed. For example if Newcastle are in you book someone like The Screaming Jets. Penrith you get Public Enemy. For Redcliffe the Bee Gees. And for Easts ABBA. If the particular act is unavailable you get the next closest appropriate thing or a tribute act, and the Hoodoo Gurus or Cold Chisel or Tina every other year. Keep it simple
>>157867376And if the warriors are in?
https://youtu.be/mZF4G79OLkkPublic Enemy - Bring The Noisehttps://youtu.be/XRMRb6yzNtIABBA - The Name Of The Game https://youtu.be/kflyseCzwIAThe Screaming Jets - Eve Of Destruction https://youtu.be/3eOCSPRjVlYThe Bee Gees - Tragedy
>>157867388They’re not though but obviously Scribehttps://youtu.be/h7W4AIhg-9o
>>157867376Screening jets are from Newcastle and Bee Gees are from Radcliffe. But ABBA is not from the Eastern Suburbs and Public Enemy arent from Penrith.
>>157867442>radcliffeBand origin is a consideration not an essential prerequisite. Vibes are more important
