Kazakhstan edition>Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dPrevious thread >>157805994
First for Onosato yusho
Second for POOnoSHARTo POOsho
Shame NHK didn't catch how mad at himself Yoshinofuji was.
>>157846300He tried spinning, that wasn't a good trickWhy does he do it bros?
Kirishima came with yokozuna dreams and is gonna be fighting for a Kachi Koshi.Somebody needs to drop Onosato to inject some spice on this basho
>>157846300can we have Tamawashi bout from last day webm pls
is bracing yourself with your hands the worst way to lose in sumo
>>157846123god I hope so. I love this fucking guy so much it's almost gay.
>almost
>>157846447Unc still got it frfr no cap
>>157846123he only faced 1 member sanyaku so far. he'll end this basho with 8-7 score
>>157846771Yes that's every Yokozuna schedule ever, first match against a komosubi, the rest of the sanyaku backloaded
>>157846771By then Zak will be in full 8-7 mode, Dan's ankle will be on fire, Kirishima will be mentally toast. The only one who has a chance to hang an L on him is Atami.
Meatball vs cold bukkake style tomorrow
>>157846300jesus takayasu, just because the spin move worked against onosharto, doesn't mean it will work on everyone.
>>157846929>Dan's ankle will be on fireJust like last tournament. He could have stopped at 10 wins but didn't, that's at least +10 hinkaku. If he does it again he'll be promoted.
Dan's is going to kyujo his Sato match.
Kusano never had the makings of a sanyaku athelete.
>>157847698FUCK yes I love Fujinokawa so much
>>157847698So? What's stopping Enho from bring like him?
>>157847698I'm going to enjoy every second of this little bastard before he gets majorly injured.
>>157847913zach 189cmfuji 177cmenho 167cm
>>157847913Vertebrae.
>>157847698Its fun how i first got into watching Sumo cause i wanted to see the big dudes slam into each other, but as i watch i found the smaller guys so much more exciting to watch.
>>157847997A tale as old as time.
>>157847913I don't think Enho was ever as jacked as Fujinokawa is.
>>157847913That was Enho, and then his spine exploded.
>>157847698I refuse to believe Fujinokawa is real.
Man so many days in a row that Takayasu has had a fall off the Dohyo. Thats gotta make things worse trying to do the best he can with the leg injury.
Is it me or has Mita lost some of his zest? Nowhere near as explosive as he used to be
三田 more like 二田 gottem
>>157848011I know touching the ground was optional back then, but that shit's ridiculous.
>>157848202Left side guy is going down to start position and right guy is already sprinting at him
>>157848242H-HAYAI!
>>157848182Explosive? He's a hatakikomi artist.
>>157848202It's how it should be.
>>157848265Was Taiho's secret just being a big nigga in an era of muscle twinks?
>>157848242Imagine Onosato starting matches like that.
>>157848265Oho looks at these clips and sheds a single tear.
>>157848307Was it Oho who Fujinokawa beat with the kimarite of "climbing a bitch"?
>>157848275Certainly didn't hurt.
>>157848329>the kimarite of "climbing a bitch"
>>157848011>>157848265Did you have henkas in that era? Are they even possible?
>>157848356
>>157848391Of course.
>>157848405neat
>>157848420No problem. Sumo is the best.
>>157846447thx
A yusho to break the 12-3 streak? By sanyaku, at that? Very well, then.
>Kirishima's chances of becoming a Yokozuna are effectively over. Chairman Hakkaku: "We are also looking at his mental state." Chief Judge Kokonoe: "First, he needs to secure a winning record."kwab
The only person worthy of being or becoming a Yokozuna right now is healthy Onosato. End of discussion.
>>157848663his balance has been strangely bad this tournament. maybe he's dealing with concussion effects
>>157848663>We are also looking at his mental stateChairman calling him out as being buckbroken
>>157848663>you could still get a decent (though sub 'zuna) record>basho is barely half over>CEO of sumo is already telling the media he thinks you might be insane, brain-damaged or otherwise retardedsumo is not for the weak
>>157848853Honestly Kirishima's presence of mind and sheer strength to keep his left leg up like that while holding not only himself but a lot of his opponent's weight on the toes of his right foot is crazy. That might be my favourite Kirishima fight.
Now post the Hosh ipponzeoi kino on WTK.
>>157848663They're so afraid of promoting another horse and it shows. They're weary of rikishi that might try extremely hard to get to the top, and once they're there, the force driving them forward suddenly disappears and they turn into jello
>>157847913His (formerly) disintegrated spine if I were to guess
What is he showing?
>>157849207Gonoyama kicking him in the balls.
>>157849127I also think with Onosato looking more steady they're not feeling the pressure to force a promotion like they did with Hoshoryu. At the end of the day ill always feel bad for Hosh, he was a solid Ozeki that was pushed to the rank cause the JSA panicked.
>>157849241Hoshoryu's promotion was stronger than Hakkaku's own. Hosh's only problem has been injury but that's just shit luck desu. Three JYs in the space of five basho two of which were playoffs without a yusho is just bad luck. But good lord if he comes back from injury and doesn't yusho.
Basically peak performance in this era.
>>157849307>God just look at all those 12-3s>One of them is even a yusho
what did they have to talk about
ez win for atami today
>>157849448The fall KO'd Takayasu though, he was struggling to stand back up.
*enters the thread*
>>157849292Hokutoumi averaged 1 yusho a year as zuna. Horse has some catching up to do.
>>157849514Everyone agrees on that. If he doesn't get a minimum of 12 wins next time he competes he's fucked.
>>157849491It's like the bg of a street fighter stage so much random shit standing around
>>157849439Dan is western, I imagine lots of people ask him random little questions about shit. Fujinokawa was probably asking about baklava or some shit.
Don't you dare underestimate Kinbozan!!
>>157849656Asashoryu be like>Kid you can't even imagine the stretchmarks you're gonna have
>>157849616Slavs aren't white. Neither are the Br*tish.
>>157850508How's the weather in Houston? Better than Mumbai?
>Let me tell you about your country
>>157849616Wonder if Dan or Shishi gets salo packages from home and than share with everyone in the stable.
>>157850615His shikona? Kashuunokuni (過重乃国).
>>157850621I think Dan is trying to get his mother brought over to Japan, after the initial culture shock maybe she'll cook Slavic meals for Dan and perhaps even visit Shishi.
how many shiko do you do daily
>>157850615>fat guy goes to one sumo match>gets used as a strawman on 4chan for years afterward
>>157850692It's the Superman shirt that really brings it together. I don't think it lasts if it doesn't stand out as quite so stereotypically a fat American (and/or, tbqhwy, Canadian) nerd
>>157850615Is this guy making it out of Jonidan
>>157850832>Kakizoe>Amane>Tochiaoi>Suigafuji>Ogawa>Kakuho>ShinseidoHe is none of these men.
>>157850692>fat guyOnly calling him fat says a lot. I have never seen someone like that in real life.
Anyone Ura's Sunday (day 8) bout webm?Cheers.
Been missing this entire Basho but at least it's nice to see that Onosato is back in good form.Hope I didn't jinx it by saying this.
>>157851077If I had to guess, it'll be something like Fujinokawa -> Atamifuji -> Aonishiki -> Kotozakura -> Kirishima for the last five days. Tough, but he's capable of beating all those guys except Fujinokawa.
>>157846678Where are the Chiyomarus of yesteryear?
>>157847997ppl who like the smaller guys are fags, the sumo meme is all about enjoying the big guy dominating. if you like small guys or underdogs its because you self-identify as a little bitch
>>157848198moar liek シ田
>>157851504t. British loyalist
>>157849207
K I R I S H I T M AADOBANbarely keeping his head above water and hasn't even started the toughest part of his schedule yet. kadob& is inevitable
>Onosato vs HakunofujiOnosato 8-2 incoming>Kotozakura vs AtamifujiThe battle of the puddings>Kirishima vs FujiryogaKirishima eays win (Fujiryoga henka himself out of pure hinkaku)>Aonishiki vs CHADUNCanoumiAonishiki classic cripple win or Churanoumi classic sanyaku killTomorrow several names will be said...
>>157851439
No way on earth this mong is only 22, mong birth certificates are as believable as Manute Bol's
We gearing up for a Fujinokawa vs Atamifuji match soon
>>157848202And people didn't bitch about it like all the plebbitors and SumoSpiffy does.
>>157849656Damn, he was actually handsome as a young lad
>>157852416It's almost like the horrific skin and asthma is his body's way of telling him to find a new hobby
>>157852341when its brought up in these threads people seem to be split about itI personally love having both wrestlers be ready and i actually would call matta on a lot of matches that actually go through
>>157851504You sound like one of the "big" guys that used to get bullied by manlets in school because you're a pussy.
>>157852481Nah, that's just the roids
>>157849439evidently they are pretty good friends irl
I wish Onosato would shiko stomp MidnightSumo's head, I wonder if it would pop like a balloon.
the new gyoji is injured. rip
>>157851869>The last thing Kayo will see before being blown out of the dohyo.
>>157853348Well he missed and only got his mic.
damn i thought he had it this timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdZAYqCBNXM
ARE YOU READY TO SEE A YOKOZUNA GO 13-2
Why is mita 3-2
>>157856990I love Ilya!
>>157857030THAT WASN'T THE QUESTION MAGGOT
>>157857030
>>157857030nonce
>>157852164We're, faggot.
>>157857274nah fraid I ain't finna be bout dem grammars mang
>>157857274
>>157856462>every>single>shimpan>laughing...Moriurarabros...
Many people have been disappointing this basho, but none moreso than Kirishima.
>>157857500﹏
>the kappasumo fags started begging for subs every 15 minutesthey dont understand their audience are all people tired of midnightsumo's bullshit
VPN + ABEMA
>>157857644The lispy guy is real awkward and dorky and the one guy pronounces names like he's never heard Japanese in his life
>>157857644Seems like the streamers that try to be serious about their 'commentating' always suck, it's the casual channels that are worth watching.
>>157857670i dont have any issues with the commentary itself, honestly. its entertaining enough and you cant expect much more from a bunch of autists trying to do a show. i just wish they got rid of the ai slop and ceased the shilling, but i dont see it happening.
why do you guys need commentary so badly
>>157857735I still dont know all the rikishi by face so its nice to know who's who.
>>157857735Too Shishi'd to learn hiragana likely.
Sazanami got launched, lol.
The Unstoppable Ball meets the Irresistible Bukkake
>>157857735Because I'm a poser weeb who prefers the dub
kagayaki on a run of a lifetime
I thought Enho was going to die there...
Enho...
>10-0
oh my god what the FUCKboy tried to belly-to-belly suplex him out the fuckin dohyo
wtf happened to kagayaki lol
Is Enho like the Fujinokawa of Juryo?
>>157857919He used to be something special. Hakuho's chosen dwarf.
would you take free front row seats if you were guaranteed to get injured by crushing?
>>157857931Nah. I want to be able to munch yakitori and slurp cold biru.
>>157857931Yes, I think that's what everyone in the first two rows is hoping for.
>>157857926>So you think you can hang in this division huh? Let's see how ya like THIIIIIIIS?
>>157852505this basho Hakunofuji clawed two wins due to matta (especially Kotoeiho bout), feels like dirty sumo for mealso Fujinokawa gonna lose to Onosharto, coz he needs kinboshi insentive to actually fight this demon
why when a matta happens do some guys just kinda' shrug and nod like "fuck it bro shit happens" but then tamawashi and some others act like you just insulted their wife, what's the difference there?
>>157858008Sometimes it's done on purpose to try to get into the opponent's head. It's a bush league tactic. When a guy tries that shit with someone who's been around the block, they tend not to take kindly to it.
>>157858019has anyone ever gotten mad enough about the matta to just start fighting there despite the gyoji saying to stop?
No, retard.
has a rikishi ever turned around and just projectile shitted right into his opponent's face
That was humiliating
>>157858034Yes, retard.
has a rikishi ever intentionally loosened his mawashi so that his penis flops out and he flashes everyone in the crowd with his dong (on purpose because he has a giant penis) ?
>>157858034hyrox tactics are against the rules
>>157858046>>157858034Hakuho.
>>157858046Kazuma did that, he needs to wrap his penis alongside the mawashi so it goes around his body, otherwise it couldn't be contained
>>157858046Ura, allegedly.
>>157858051kek
>>157858053i would buy his porn except it's japan and they blur out genitals
I'm sending my energy towards Kazuma. Lord knows he needs it.
That felt like the first time all basho Kazuma was able to just walk forward to a win.
>>157858025It's called jikan-mae but I've never seen it personally
>>157858025No, but there was that match of Hakuho v Kisenosato that had like 4 false starts, Hakuho would get into his face and walk him back down to the starting line which is pretty damn bold, and then Henka'd him with the most smug 'fuck you' face I've ever seen.
>>157858061No, that's when the wrestlers go before the gunbai is pointed forward. Perfectly legitimate.
>>157858067It was only 2.
>>157858075>>157858082Oh, lol, I guess the intensity of them made them multiply in my microplastics riddled brain.
That was bullshit. Fuck that guy. I hate it when some fat piece of shit just plays dead and then sneaks a win out of nowhere. COWARD.
>>157858061Does anyone know when the last time this happened?
>>157858104A few basho ago in the lower divisions.
Onosato.
Okay so Asakoryu and Asasuiryuo are brothers, but Asahokuryu isn't related to them but he is in the same stable and is Mongolian and got into sumo because of Asashoryu, fuck
>>157858140A) Learn to spell. B) What's your point?
>>157858149Fuck you
>>157858140Did you at least know about the mysterious third waka bro? We don't talk about him though...
>>157858155Evil WTK
>>157858153They're all brothers.
Kinbozo is in the yusho race. I hope he keeps winning
>>157857095what if I love fsn illya not prillya?
>>157858155He's DEAD, you sick fuck!
>>157858155wakatakakage, wakamotoharu and abednego
>>157858162damn. imagine the blown out pussy from giving birth to all those asa bros...
>>157858140anon, these are nicknames, not real names. There's also Kotoeiho and Kotoshouho bros, but Kotozakura is not related to the two.
>>157858181Proofs?
>>157858185The lips.
>>157858181Kotozakura is their father.
anyone remember when kotoeiho and kotoshoho fell out of kotozakura's bussy and he immediately picked them up and began nursing them with his sizeable bosom?
>>157858190I think you'll find that Muten Roshi is their father.
>>157858191That's why they grew so healthy and strong. Furnished with the milk of champions.
Asasuiryu's hair touched down first and I'm not even being ironic.
>>157858155Wakebono...
>>157858204hairpull status?
>>157858155Wakatakakoga?
Derp
It's like he watched a video on how to do an arm bar throw and tried it for the first time.
sweepin the ground
I think he touched but I have a hate manlet bias.
Manlets and their trickery
I tried doing my own Dohyo-iri and stumbled during one of the shiko and now i hear weird sounds outside
>>157858255we are all laughing at you nigga
An 4-11 score would put Shodai in Juryo for the first time in 11 years.
murray slandering chris schizo
Shodead
>>157858268I was wondering who the fuck he was talking about lol
Hakuho.
KINBOZAN YUSHO
Kazakhstan yusho? I'm thinking it's a Kazakhstan yusho.
I refuse to watch Kinbozan in another yusho race and playoff.
Shouldn't have skipped leg day.
Bold predictions for today:Hakunofuji humiliates Onosato.Fujiryoga blasts Kirishima into maegashira.Atamifuji helps Kotozakura to reach his target score of 6-9.Aonishiki beats Churanoumi standing on one leg.Ura breaks Roga in half.
I have no idea how Tokihayate manages to win.
get ready for the kinbozan/churanoumi yusho playoff
get dogged faggot
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!!!!
HENKA DIVINE PUNISHMENT
Gyoji always working against the monkey man, hate to see it.
>>157858255same brother same
Never give up
Nice pull down Ura
>>157858389Thanks
Ura yusho dream is still alive
Still my retard
Yup that's our retard.
Yuck
Shishi I don't know what to say
Caveman just gave up there
Shishi has no game plan whatsoever this basho. Retardmaxxing
Why he fuck did he decide to become a pusher now? Did he forget that his legs are huge and not his arms?
Its all ogre papa
Someone believed
>>157858427it was me, every fucking day I believe
Gonoyama's KK run starts here
A fucking gorilla.
Very bad Basho for deep ones
>>157858444Good
kimono zombeam
>>157858465I don't believe you
He can't keep getting away with it.
Perfectly executed henka
dirty manlet tricks
straight up matador
HenKKa
Well henka'd
dishonorabur
Henka makes the spirits cry(Unless a Jap does it, then it wasn't actually a henka)
Henka so good it makes Abi look less evil
based midget, lardbucket btfo
Fujinokawa is my favorite manlet but that was dishonourabu. Might have to swap to Asakoryu
WHITE MAN!
76th Yokozuna Aonishiki>The Ghost of Kiev>The Last Soldier of the Azov Battalion>The Tsar of the Mawashi>The Destroyer of Knees>Diamond Back>The K.K.K. (Kachi-Koshi Knight)>The Horse Whisperer>The Shoulder Collector>"The one who killed Kotozakura's lesbian partner">The Gazpacho Maker>The Hairdresser>The Shi on Shishi>The Believer (of Takayasu Yusho)>The Kurultai Choosen One>The Ozeki that was promised>Dan the Terrible>Genghis Dan>The Doom of Mongolia>Danmagne>Taiho Reincarnated>The True Great White Phoenix>SAY!>HIS!>NAME!
MARCHING
A lot faster tachiai from Aonishiki
>right hand grip>winThat's what we call a mixup
pinky toe avenged
Face-to-breast style sumo, sugoi
Onosato thinking about fucking your mother.
>>157858517mmm imagine motorboating zak
I have placed a curse on Onosato.
Time for Atamin to wipe that sleepy look off of Zak's face
When a fat wind blowsThe fragile cherry blossomSoon end in the drain
Earthquake alerts about to go out across tokyo
>>157858526He will stomp the curse away by going backwards and winning
>>157858468
>>157858537Who is that small lost boy?
Fuck him up Atamifuji
>>157858544my boy wife
Will tomato be able to beat the can or will he be canned?
>>157858537Too bad about the ear gauge thing.
OZEKI ATAMIFUJI
>>157858558You just know she loves Rhea Ripley.
8/12 He's almost there!!!!
What happened to the ghost of chanko past?
My Ozeki!
>>157858558Too bad about your gay thing.
>>157858569Believe in the 8-7.
Do you think Zak will bestow Atamifuji with the tetas quatro jutsu
>Atamifuji's thrust was SO POWERFUL that it lifted Hakunofuji right off his cushionYokozuna shit
>>157858568>>157858562i love this fat fuck like you wouldnt believe
>>157858575The new meta is two tetas but they're double sized.
Can Kirishima at least go KK?
Do you think they'd cast Atamifuji as Stay Puft in a Ghostbusters reboot
the kirishima kollapse begins again
>>157858584no he is mind raped, no point in trying now
What are you guys watching this on? Looks kino
>>157858598my computer
Kirishima is a fraud and only gained rank because Dan Horse and Ono were injured.
>>157858598Midnightsumo on Twitch.
>>157858602Found it thanks. I’m retarded
>>157858598https://www.twitch.tv/queenbee
>>157858598avoiding the henka on kick.
>>157858598
Hmm...
yoko-ack
KIRISHITMA FUCKING DEAD
KiriSHITma
ooooof
>pull>lose
>>157858598https://www.twitch.tv/midnightsumo
rope run into kadoban
>>157858601kirishima is the opposite of a fraud, he's a very solid perma sekiwake/occasional ozeki, but he's definitely not yokozuna material, doesnt have particularly outstanding skills anywhere
>>157858605She isn't on webcam dressed like a slut so I'm not watching.
>>157858622fat fuck ate his mic and sounds like shit
>Hoshoryu will be the last Mongolian Yokozuna>The legacy of the Mongolians in sumo will be remembered for Hoshoryu's inability to win a basho and his subsequent "recommendation to retire"
>>157858632>be horse>suck ass>get promoted bc no zuna>suck ass more>get a knee owie>immediate pressure to play during recovery or retire
>>157858637>>be horseRight here is where he fucked up
A CURSE ON YOU ONO
>>157858637>In the game of sumo you fight or you retire, there is no middle ground
OHNOSHARTO
>I CALLED HIM HORSE AGAIN XDDDIt was never funny.
evil spirits are NOT allowed in the arena
>>157858648hope he sees this bro
I wouldn't be surprised by a yokozuna henka right now.
bad omens...
nice one yokozuna
Man how I missed proper Onosato sumo
>>157858619
/ourbulldozer/
Onosato's back for real?
He's an absolute specimen.
Onosato yusho
Why can't Hoshoryu do this?
If sato didn't do the stupid ballet jump he would've been 10-0 at this point
That's some proper zuna sumo
TICK TOCK
im ready
>>157858680two points ahead and there'd be so little tension compared to only having a one point lead. It was good for the basho
>>157858684>roga vs zakThe 8-7 machine vs the 8-7 machine
>>157858689>kinbozan
>>157858689He's coming
Kadoban Kirishima?
>>157858697why did his feelings get hurt?
>>157858684>Roga vs KotozakuraThe 8-7 bout of the ages>The wolf of Futagoyim vs Las Cuatro Tetas Sadomasoquistas
>>157858689>Yokozuna in leadAs it should be
>>157858683Can Fujinokawa make it a three-peat against Onosato when he finally has his shit together? I want to believe but I can't.
>mfw when Fujinokawa suplex Onosato out of pure midget rage
>>157858690> guy who says "yeah it was good" about every match because he doesn't remember any of the bouts he was in versus the guy who will tumble and lose the moment he starts thinkingThis is this basho's most spiritual match. The winner will gain control over Taiho's soul, which has left Oho's body this basho to find a suitable host.
>>157858725I'll finally get to see Onosato send that little chicken nugget of a man get belly bumped into the 4th row.
>>157858689Will the Kazakh women hater make a return now that Kinbozan has woken up again?
>>157850621>Wonder if Dan or Shishi gets salo packages from home100%>and than share with everyone in the stable.I bet Shishi eats it whole with a wrapper still on.
>>1578582924/5Decent effort from Hakunofujj.
Now that Onosato seems to be back I can't wait to see him against the unmovable object (the 200kg tomato)
Atamifuji only needs 21 wins between this basho and the next for Ozeki even if he doesn't get to 12 this basho. 10.5 per basho seems very do-able.
>>157858979Would any wins gained during playoffs count towards the total or do those not matter at all?
>>157858994No, but they wouldn't hurt his case either.
>>157858994Those wins don't officially matter though the JSA is free to factor them into their decision. If Atami tanked and went 8-7 this basho then 12-3JY in November he'd only have 32 wins but then the JSA might look at that playoff win in July favourably for example.
Actually looking forward to tomorrows fujisato fight
Kitadaichi v Omori with three false starts then a hakkeyoi that left Omori wondering where the matta call was.
>>157859191yeah that was fucked, I'm glad he still won.
>Natto still hasn't fixed timestamps
>>157859250
>>157859283If he wants me to "join" his faggot club in order to have something that is pretty much guaranteed without any membership in other places, fuck you Natto you swedish kike.
Was this basho set up simply to be a Kirishima humiliation ritual?
>>157859449No, these tournaments are held every two months starting on the 2nd Sunday of the month.
>>157859449The JSA schedules a basho every other month for this exact purpose
>Ozumo hasn't actually taken place since Hakuho's retirement because the JSA knew nothing could top his final yusho>What's been happening since is a bi-monthly humiliation ritual of one specific Mongolian, even going to far as to promote Hoshoryu to Yokozuna to humiliate Kirishima even more
>>157858513i think he realized that was one of his big weak-points and is working on closing the tachiai gap
>>157859890>tochinoshin>looks inside>not one but two shins
>>157858689Actually not a Clown Basho for once. As of yet anyway.
>>157860158
>>157860183Oh no.
>>157859978him and Musashimaru are the best a human can look at 200kgnothing like those FPH abominations
>>157860232>him and Musashimaru are the best a human can look at 200kgAren't you forgetting someone?
>>157860002Shin of Tochi, that is his shin and he is showing it off.
>>157860541How scandalous
>>157859890So its just the (lack of) hair and bad suits that make him look like a cancer patient most of the time?
>OMW to congratulate(beat up) my deshi for winning the cup and becoming ozeki
>>157861126Wouldn't be surprised if he was on Ozempic or something like that. But he looks stereotypically georgian now
If Fujinokawa beats Onosato, it's gonna pop off
>>157861126pretty sure it's been altered by AI or something
>>157861194Imagine what Takakeisho is taking.>>157861208Maybe
>>157861261Kino
>>157861261Kiri "Mindbroken" shima
>>157861261>Kirishima's face moments before Fujinokawa delivers the most violent and visceral push from behind in sumo history, propelling him 15 meters into the crowd and snapping his femur
>>157861171His beatings are reserved for Hakunofuji only.>3-7Oh boy. You might want to look away.
>>157861308Staring at Atamifuji in disappointment has had a fantastic effect on his results. Expect Haku and Yoshi to receive the same treatment soon.
>>157861261Never should've changed his shikona desu.
>>157861207he seems smart. there have been a lot of retards trying to push directly into sato's strong side where all he has to do is walk forward.
>>157861510I think Fujinokawa is just catching people off-guard with his speed. His Takayasu match is a good example of that, where on no planet was Papa expecting to get met with equally fast tsuppari, which were held up until he lost his composure and Fuji got in for the drive out. I really don't think anything like that's going to work against someone as fucking humongous and powerful as Onosato. A henka won't work either because Sato doesn't charge as heavily as he used to. I give it 4:1 to Sato.
>>157861510Fujinokawa changes up his style depending on who he's facing, so he definitely does his homework. With that said, his victories against Onosato have been damn close and I don't think he'll get lucky a third time.
Fujinokawa just needs to survive long enough for Onosato to eliminate himself
b.. baka!
>>157861784>SWIGGIDY SWOOTY
>>157861810No idea what Enho was going for in that position.
>>157861902A fucking suplex.
>>157861902sex
>>157861902Exploding knees-no-jutsu
Someone explain to my why Kagayaki is 10-0. SOMEONE.
>>157861810
>>157861902belly to belly suplex, trying to throw him into the crowd. would've been the greatest shit of all time if he pulled it off
>>157858769I got banned for replying to him in agreement
>KiriSHITma at it againI'm tired Robbie-sama.
>>157862273Fujinokawa needs to remember what he's fighting for.
>>157858067>there was that match of Hakuho v Kisenosato that had like 4 false starts
>>157858537>>157858558UOUOUOOOOOOO
>>157862309>that titty slap on the first false startAlso man how aggressive the starts are, he was starting some shit there>gets henka'dTop kek
Should Fujinokawa be allowed a taser tomorrow?
>3 days behind>havent seen any of it liveThis is the worst Ive ever done for a basho. Sigh.
>>157862309>That strut at the endHakuho was the king and he knew it.
>>157862285I'm almost surprised he isn't wearing that Rolex while fighting.
>>157862367That he stepped onto Kisenosato's side of the dohyo on the second matta is even better than the titty shove honestly.>This guy is being a faggot, you know it, I know it, we all know it
>>157858648
>>157861583just make Onosharto go backwards long enough
>>157858697pretty inevitable at this point, all his toughest matchups are still to come.
>Kirishitma>Horseshitryu>OnoshartoPlease be more respectful towards wrestlers, they are just humans.
Who's the best coach there is? Not who recruits the best or fell into inheriting the best, but is actually the person best able to turn anyone into a good rikishi
>>157862747I'm not watching long enough, but I'd bet on Kise beya oyakata
>>157862746What about kinbozo and fujinocaca and atubbyfuji and kekzuma and kotokwabura and ohno and midoriheartattack
>>157862746Yeah, we need funny names for Aonishiki and Kotozakura so we have whole team.
>>157862776Dan and Zak are funny enough
>>157862747How do you judge the coach's contribution to their rikishi's success?
>>157862045As someone who is skipping Juryo this basho: I'm sorry WHAT
>>157858648This is what you get annoyed about, and not Horseshitryu, or far worse Kirishitma every single time his name is mentioned?At least the Takakeisho memes were pretty good and occasionally creative
>>157862769Yeah Kise is a good example. It's not so much about getting salaried rikishi because that is so restricted by recruiting and biology.Instead you can tell a lot by how they are able to get pretty much anyone out of Jonidan
>>157862309hakuho bringing the might of ghengis khan's mongol empire onto the dohyo holy shit
>>157849439All those slags they were banging in Londonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQWsHzT6K_c
/sumo/ is dead this basho
>>157863685Wh-why is he blushing?
>>157863715the evil spirits are pinching his nipples while he tries to intimidate them
>>157857644I'm so tired of hearing about that stupid cat. I came for sumo commentary not an update on how the cat is doing every 5 minutes.
The commie block YT restreamers clear all the vanity Twitch faggots, I'm afraid to say
Onosato will lose
>>157864132Uncanny AI whitewash
>>157862327
>>157863597No Hoshoryu to KWAB, Aonishiki not in the lead, Onosato doing decent outside of the first few days, clown levels at a minimum
Please god let Fujinokawa and Kinbozan pull through. If Onosato and the hooker hound win this thing's pretty much wrapped up by day 12
>>157864497Previous basho threads were indeed more lively. Clown basho is more funny. Also no people talking about Shishi possibly Yusho for around 9 days
>>157864497I'm just bewildered that Onosato is actually looking reliable now suddenly. The guy being warned about retirement who has had trouble all year has an awful first day win, an all-time shit the bed moment loss a few days later and then suddenly he's just rock solid.
>>157864729Turns out healing on the dohyo is real.
I only just tuned in and caught up. Why is Hosh out this time?
>>157864913Tore his MCL
>>157864913He has IBS
>>157864913He's having his period
>>157864913Laminitis
The Atami shuffle
>>157865095me in the corner at the nightclub
>>157864913Ligma
>>157865095me at thanksgiving dinner when the casseroles get brought out
>>157865095Getting ready for the water sumo league
>>157865095What style of sumo is this exactly, /sp/?
>>157865226ozeki sumo
Kirishima always starts off strong, all full of vigor and spirit, and then as soon as he meets real resistance right about the halfway point he fucking chokes, mf wrestles like my ex gives head.
>>157865244>mf wrestles like my ex gives head.a new guy every day?
>>157865095Disco infernooooo
>>157865244What?
>>157861902tomoe nage
>>157865226his own
>>157865739dare I say, his own brand?
>>157864913Elbow chipsWait noHamstring problemsWait noMCLWait noTorn meniscusIt's hard to keep up with his excuses.
i love the big ass wheelchair they bring out
>>157866224Who got hurt? I cant watch atm.
>>157866250takaarashi
>>157865863atamifuji imagines augustus gloop victorious, and that is his sumo
That win sure was UMA.
>SeiyuuSay meSay it for alwaysThat's the way it should be
RIP that ACL
>>157866770I honestly think he just got knocked the fuck out rather than anything snapping/tearing.
>>157866778Yeah it looked like he got a minor heem from that slap with how he also stumbled down after getting pushed from the Dohyo.
>>157866872I will always believe
>>157849439> seen onosato yday? he be WILDIN' yo, high cortisol, eyes poppin out n shiet> nigga locked in tho> (can he say that...) uhhh ayy, lowkirk tho you feel bad not smoking his other shoulda yet> you shoulda be feelin that cuh, how you gonna show up yo rolex in 8-3, aura diffed, whole sumo mad, glue factory impressed,> nah i'll win fr. built different, got that dawg in me, dunno if it's the dawg in me or me in the dawg now- pause.> dayyyyyyyyuuuumm alright shawty
>>157866888they have been hanging out with ikazuchido too much...
>>157866872DON'T STOP-
>>157866872pull the fucking trigger
>>157866944Does Onosato have tourettes? The only people that I see do these weird facial tics are people with tourettes.
Tenshoyama coming up in a couple fights.
>>157866995oof
>>157867036Tenshoyama seething after that loss, damn.
How does being fat actually help you in Sumo?
>>1578670861) Being heavier all the time is like free weight training2) Makes you harder to move3) Makes it harder to reach your belt4) Puts more weight behind all of your shoves
>>157867086Onosato vs Kotoeiho this basho.
>>157867094onosato vs fujinokawa tonight
499...
500!
>>157867042he wanted to win makushita which would propel him into juryou
>>157867105Knock on wood, anyway. I'd like to see Onosato win but hasn't he never beaten Fujinokawa?
Was that a good win for Asahifuji. I dont know what you can make of Meisei anymore.
>>157867187First one was a square win, the second one was an edge out by Fujinokawa. I'd say a lot will depend on whether he can withstand the initial onslaught from a 80% power Onosato compared to a 50% one. I want to believe, but I'm not sure.
NISHIKIGI HAS FALLEN, AND HE CAN'T GET UP!
>>157867224It'll be a tense night leading up to that match for sure though
cold bukkake style from Ryuden
Trannytame got UGLYBASTARD-ED
i'm not gonna make it tonightfuck his ass up fujinokawa
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>>157866961More likely OCD. A lot of pro athletes have it.
