brownlow (no one cares)
sneed
bec maddern is the shittest interviewyou just know she has taken miles of dick to climb the ladder
>>157846481HOLY!FUCKING!BASED!
Footy players used to have a bit of sovl before they were literally all private school poofs
>>157846491shes alright
omg is that a LIBB INTERVIEW??? he's so heckin WACKY and STRANGE!!! so funnyt@@!!!
>>157846491Better than the usual shit I reckon.
>>157846491
the early onset CTE is strong in this one
slow the post rate down a bit please
Vodka and cordial is an elite combo
This is A.I right?The genius monster would never get destroyed liek that??
cannot believe they wasted 5 minutes on some pointless musical performance everyone already forgot about
>>157846499THEY WOULD'VE INTERVIEWED YOU INSTEAD , BUT YOURE A BORING FAGGOT SO BLAME YOURSELF.
Did he just say I Gulden?
>>157846491i'd rather her than jb or hamish, who was it that did the all aus again? can't remember but they were awful
when they say AI will take your job what they really mean is (An Invader)
Betting has ruined the brownlow.It used to be a bit of a mystery who would win but now it's all analysed so the odds are perfect.
>>157846525Alright but ya gotta get over it
Fun fact: You could send 2 million Indians to every country on earth and they would still have over a billion people
Australian women dress like utter shit even they dress (allegedly) ‘nice’
>3 votes: M. Bomtempelli>2 votes: Z. Butters>1 votes: E. Richardscorrr, now that's a midfield. Get used to seeing that next year.
>>157846533thats too many they need to stop breeding for a bit
I hope the slappers are getting cheers
LOL Max again grimacing at his single vote
nick starting to shart himself
>21 year old non footy players gallivanting around in europefuck i hate private school cunts so much
Zio baby killer fuck off. Free Palestine
Sheezel doesn't understand the questions, that was awkward
Nick “Gaycunt” Daicos
>>157846545Fucking elite drop
>virgin australia mark of the yearWhich one of you lads is winning?
>>157846548told you, hamish sucks >>157846523
The combined population of India, Pakistan and Bangladesh is 1.9 billionThats a lot of Indians and Pakis isn't it?
There better have been a welcome to country
>>157846552My name isn’t Mark, unfortunately
>>157846546Fukken based
>>157846556If Albo had his way they'd all become citizens tomorrow
Has the brownlow ceremony got way worse this year or is it just me? This is fucking insufferable
>>157846545What's the special occasion?
>>157846566It was always terrible
>>157846566It’s been colossal shit for years
>>157846551>vb with a fancy label
Hamish has about as much charisma as Alan Jones’ flaccid cock
I'm on Jerry Seinfeld's sideGo Israel go
currently shitting out my ass
Why is Toby presenting both mark/goal of the year winners?
Imagine bending Billy Brownless over and pounding his arsehole
>virgin dog>never won virgin mark of the year
lots of ads and drawn out filler content this year
>>157846584wonder what his thoughts would have been about this weekend
Deserved
>>157846575Crisp Ed Sheeran
kek did pickett not even show up?
>>157846583Would prefer to do that to his wife desu.
Kozzie Pickett is the victim of racism
WIZARD
Anyone else looking forward to wharfie time at the grand final?
why can you push someone in the back with your legs but not your arms
>>157846592Lazy cunt should have showed up
>>157846590Wasn't invited.
AHHHHHHH THEY USED AI IM GONNA CALL IT SLOP
crisp watson doesn't want to go on a holiday with that guy
>>157846596Because to use your legs is erotic
>>157846596you can only do it if you take a speccythe ump calls you a fuckhead and gives a free against if you don't take it
>>157846592HOW MANY STRIPPERS DID HE SLAP?
next year’s grand final is swans beating lions to stop their 4-peat
Watson doesnt want to sit next to a black person on a plane. Dont blame him.
Imagine Marbior Chol bending Nick Watson over and pounding his arsehole
only reason i care about this slop is seeing the highlights of each round to see the games my peem won
>>157846605You just need to touch it.
Ahahahhaha the Carlton Rainbow Serpent
>>157846613yeah but he still calls you a fuckhead if you don't take it
Wasn't Heeney meant to be in this?
>>157846611Stop posting this disgusting homosexual content
>>157846596You can push someone with your arms, it's just that the umpire pays it most of the time. Plenty of times they don't see it or just don't pay it.
>>157846609This but port, history always repeats
Status report on Nick Daicos' bumhole?
Where's Matt rowell
>all this pendleswankand pies let him (their god) leave anyway KEK
>>157846611I can only get so erect
fagcosbros......i thought we would of had it won by now???
gws beat brisbane in june they should be flag favourites
>tfw watching all these highlights of games and remembering most of them as the way the year went as i have no interesting personal memories from this year
>>157846626Clenched
We should have a Brownlow equivalent for the umpires. After all, they are the real heroes of the game
cripps would have won the brownlow easily if carlton started the year well
>>157846584fucking rat hope you die a pain slowfuk death g n suffer ever bit maggot
>>157846647Cripps was a huge reason why Carlton didn't start well. Guy looked like he should've been forcefully retired.
Piesperg, how does it feel using the brownlow as a coping mechanism for your club's failure and downfall?
>>157846584>Such as prison
>>157846649Rumour going around at the time was that he didn’t like Voss
>>157846584i like how he didnt get all out in one paragraph and had another go
It's not an ideal result Sam, but it's a marathon, not a sprint. You're not just trying to win in 2026—you want to put the Hawks into a competitive position as today and into the future. The Lions are an athletic team with a disciplined game plan, and the Hawks aren't their first casualty. That's not accepting mediocrity, that's being realistic about the difficult competition in the AFL. Remember, you're a visionary, and a small bump in the road is insignificant compared to the journey you're on.Would you like some suggestions on what to tell the players at full time, or some adjustments to the game plan?
Collingwood are gonna be wildcard chads for the next 5 years
>>157846653Nick Daicos winning the Brownlow confirms that Collingwood knows how to play the game.
Who’s winning
>>157846643And for welcome to country performers
>Fat>Tattoos>No breastsUtterly grim.
Pickett robbed of MOTY 2bh
>>157846662>Yes, you are right for pushing back on me about getting on a shootout against the lions thats on me
>>157846666Jews
Heeney can do it.
HERE COMES THE CRIPPS TRAIN
P Voss 3 votes
neale daniher? damn i... kinda don't care
>>157846688Pedo Voss
>>157846688damn i was hoping to see her give it a lick
brayshaws misso looks like she has a nice hairy bush
>Round 13>Nick Daicos would've already won 80% of the brownlows from 20 years ago>Still another 33 votes to go.
brayshaw's wife with the sex hair
>>157846704so would have bontempelli, butters and smithwhats your point?
Gawn again - every time he gets less than three votes, he looks disgusted. WTF is wrong with him?
https://pastebin.com/9u5CWvndalright after going through all his matches, i counted 24 times nick daicos did a 1-2 disposal chain and 2 other times he did a 1-2-3 disposal chainmeaning out of 797 disposals this year only 54 of them were chained with teammatesstatpadder narrative in shambles here
You blokes excited for the grand final footy show?
Putting 5 Milly on daicos. Easy 50k
dont think daicos is going to beat cripps 45 big fat 0 in round 24
pRANCING pONY? nAH, MORE OF A fANCIED fAVOURITE MAN, ME. SUCK A COCK? YEAH LOVE ONE THANKS. YOU GO FIRST .
>>157846713Love this kinda autism, well done
>>157846714No
>>157846664more like mildtard speds.
>>157846714It still exists?
You blokes enjoying all the glitz and glam on footballs night of nights?
>>157846722main method was finding whenever nic got a disposal, received a handball, then disposed again within like 8 seconds, so even then i'm being a little generous. some might not even be 1-2 chains, could've been 1-someone else-2
Nick "Big Fat Loser" Daicos
>>157846733no i have a headache
>>157846714looking fwd to you getting testicular cancer then dying.
Patrick "Demon Prince" Cripps
wonder if any women have snuck in the bathroom with aliir yet
Don't forget to do your taxes
yooo who's the baddie on the right
>>157846713>>157846734How many kickouts?
>>157846744let me check m8
>>157846733enjoy the rectal cancer manifesting itself in you right.now.
i fucking Matise has cute little pink nips
The Brownlow is a pathetic spectacle these days, 20 used to be a winning score, as if these seagull cunts are bog in like 50 percent of their games, umps are pure retards
>>157846736Still?
Wheres the abbo FRED hat poster?
>>157846753He on a plane to the big smoke unna
>>157846747Why would I enjoy that? Weird post.
virtue signal award
say we do join the EU does that mean I can just casually go and live there without having to jump through 10 different hoops?
>>157846757kek
>Football quarters shorter>Brownlow broadcast longer
>>157846767Not sure mate
>we found out she's 5 months pregnantkek
>Making some announce on national television that he ejaculated inside his missusBig grim.
>>157846753>>157846757i'm leavin on a jet plane unna
Someone get brayshaws missus a hairbrush
>>157846764haha, it was a test. I'll enjoy it though. you shouldnt have been such an annoying cunt . serves you right. you enjoying that?
shut up cunt longer speech than the brownlow medal
>>157846783nah it looks hot, more should have it that way
what's the score?
nothin but a smooth sailnothin but smooooooth sail
>>157846782heh
Daicos isn’t that good
>>157846781bit hot you mean
W AshcroftL Ashcroft
The brownlow will be even longer when Tasmania enters.
>>157846795same result though>Tasmania N. Daicos 3 votes
>>157846794No but D Ashcroft
>>157846784Had a few tonight mate?
>>157846767Nah the Schengen Zone is a completely different thing
Heeney is dangerously close to the top.
>>157846787Yeah, I like rowan atkinsons daughter
okay but brayshaw's misso is HOT though
daicos sisses this was supposed to be a landslide
Just turned it on, this is gay
>>157846810>On the billboard behind themThis is ai fake.
does anyone wanna play bratz with me?
>>157846767https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQ9s3nDqSRw
Should I do it bros? Should I take the plunge? Should I switch to YOUI?
>>157846767All that lying cunt Albo will do is maximise the number of brown people in Australia
>>157846823Bratz dolls are very aesthetic, why was this poor bloke arrested again?
>>157846829kidnapped a 4yo girl from her tent and confined her in his home treating her like an irl bratz doll
>>157846824Ill have a gaytime thanks, hold me nuts.
>>157846820Why did you have to ruin it? I was just about to blow my load.Damn, too late
>>157846829he wanted a real life bratz doll
>>157846820This photo has been around for about a decade, underaged freshie
>>157846767I already have Swedish citizenship so I don't give a shit about this
>>157846824How much does a magnum go for nowadays? Last had one when they were $2.
>rugby league world cuplol what, no one else plays it
>>157846810that's full on sex hairshe was having sex not 10 minutes before this piccy was snapped
>Front bar section
>3 unfunny fags
>>157846847Sex hair was a trend 2009-2012ish
Home ice cream for me (povo kid)
Hahahaha Nick Molloy laying into carlton XD
>>157846744sorry for the wait, disposal map wasn't specifying kickins properly so i checked herehttps://www.wheeloratings.com/afl_match_stats_player.html?id=140ca1d&season=2026says he's only had 12 kickins this year3 in round 172 in round 91 each in round 25, 24, 19, 18, 13, 1 and opening round
>>157846804we're not mates. get fucked and die.
Dadza is in tears over this segment. Never seen so much joy on his face.
>>157846851The Front Bar’s on?
off to bed
okay that spot the difference is quite funny
Sam Pang is very fucking ordinary. He's as funny as anal warts
>>157846858Put the bottle down mate
>>157846829racism. and kidnapping. but meth mostly.
Sam Pang is hilarious on Have You Been Paying Attention but shit on the Front Bar. Wonder why that is.Still not as bad as Maher and Molloy who are utterly insufferable.
who needs or asked for this?
>>157846846>australia (nsw and qld)>england (norf only)>new zealand>papua new guineathe rest might as well be an australia or nz c, d or e team
That segment was funny, you guys are too negative
nic daicos kick ins by season>2022 - 53>2023 - 54>2024 - 7>2025 - 6>2026 - 12
>>157846868what bottle. i'm sober but you're very very annoying with your damn questions. now fuck off.
>>157846876It’s just one guy
PENDLES GREAT BLOKETHE LITTLE CHAMP
>>157846866but he's asian that means he must be funny>>157846876yeah i expected worse ngl it was good
>>157846875australia might as well be a tonga/samoan team
stopped watching, not expecting more votes for my iggs
>>157846858Wanna talk about it?
>Chad Warner 3 votes in a smashingWas he actually best on ground for that?
>>157846703>>157846814screenshots started working again for some reason
NICKY D THE LITTLE CHAMP
>>157846894kicked a couple fancy goals when they were 10 goals down thats about it
I’m a cynic who doesn’t find anyone particularly funny unless it’s post ironic
>>157846899Same
There are some really, really fucking hot bitches there tonight and it's just making me resentful and envious
>>157846894he tends to get the votes when he gets smashed (anally)
And I declare the winner of the 2026 Brownlow Medal to be Nick Daicos of the Collingwood Football Club
im a spastic who finds low hanging fruit and poo jokes hilarious
Getting a bit nervous daicos brehs
poo poo
>>157846899>post ironicwtf does that mean?
>>157846906same
max gawns im no good schtick is cringe
>>157846914You only laugh at them in an ironic way
>>157846767Going forward:>5 votes per match>Decided by mediaFuck this seagull award shit.
Our boy Nick is so humble
>>157846918Blame Ricky Gervais
sheezel having more votes than wayne carey ever did is disgusting
Lads this shit is going way to fucking long
Mick Molloy is funny because he's fat
WHERES THE PICS OF KATH YA CUNTS
>>157846906Try being happy for other people instead of bitter, it does wonders.
You can see how stressed the Macedonian Midget is. He's never wanted something more in his life. He is a fundamentally selfish and disgusting footballer
>bob murphyi mute
>>157846939He plays the town idiot you dimwit it’s method acting
wake me up when Heeney wins
>>157846940kath is a proud fox footy girl she would never be seen at a ch7 event
holy shit ladsI JUST remembered that there was an anti nic daicos gay porn 'cord
>>157846934Mmm OK, I will let this one go thru to the keeper. I aint engaging with Ricky
>>157846938pretty sure they said the announcement was meant to be at 10pm there's still 7 rounds left lol
>>157846943>WAAAAAHHHH WHY IS HE HAVING EMOTIONScould not imagine a more poothetic """""""life""""""" than yours
WHERES THE PICS OF KATH’S CUNT
>>157846943His fathers expectations overwhelm the poor boy at times
>>157846943He's basically a turkroach. I'm not sure what else you'd expect
>>157846957It’s actually taking the piss
>>157846945Mivck Malloy should have stoped after "Shitscared" - that was the peak of his career
I grew up in a small country town called Northampton
>>157846957they meant 10pm in perth
mentioned the gay porn discord and all the little gayroaches started scuttling into the thread
>>157846961Don't reply to me piesperg
i love piespergs imagination
Very couple of years this weird rash pops up on my left hip, is it ringworm? Haven’t even googled it yet
>>157846983Go doctor tomorrow
>>157846966no that's Gulden
what do you think they talk about during the breaksi would get stressed out at an event like this was it would expose how boring i am and the fact i cant hold a conversation very well
>>157846982he's got all the funniest ways to rile up those daicos haters and i love it
>>157846950There never was, no evidence of this cord's existence has ever been posted
>>157846983Yeah, it is. Get Lamisil cream from your doc. Youll be fine
>>157846991gambling, cocaine and sex like the degenerates they are
still remember the day when the server got exposed
how many wags will be doing this tonight?
>>157846983Yep, ringworm.
>>157846882i think it means he's good at maths. but funny? nah.
>>157846983stage 4 prostate cancer mate sorryyou're fucked
Cometti definitely was the best football commentator but I liked the channel 10 commentary team more than channel 7
HE LOOKS LIKE LLOYD OFF DUMB AND DUMBER IN THAT SUIT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>157846983Is there a fuckin worm in there?
you guys got the best webms
>>157847019Quartermain was a very underrated commentator
>>157846962on nick's phone.
Remember when Anthony Hudson was a good commentator?About 20 years agoHe's really annoying now
>>157847012mrs aliir, naturally
>>157847019Channel 9 was the best, including Cometti
>>157847027Ringworm is actually a fungus. There;s no worm in there at all
Butters failed to poll votes in only 4 games (including the one he got injured in).What a disaster it was for Geelong to miss out. Must suck, eh Perry?
>>157847027thats not a tequila bottle, mate.
>>157847031Yeah he was very good
always remember this famous cometti quote>well that's ambitious, he's disappeared faster than an anti nic daicos gay porn discord servercan't believe he got away with saying that on the air
what do you call the phenomenon where you see someone normally and think they're mid then you see her dressed up with her tits out and it makes your cocky go boing boing
>>157847033I agree. Too concerned with making "moments" with his commentary these days.
where is all australian murphy reid polling?
>>157847044that's called being aroused you spastic
Joke medal
>>157847041
What a joke
Impey shouldn't have even turned up after his disgusting performance in the prelim
Who will be commentating the grand final?Is it BT and JB?
Nick Brownlow Genius Monster Daicos is finally getting his rewards.
my mum calls pepe the funny looking green man
>>157846942nah fuck footy players
>>157847068joins the illustrious group of priddis, wines and rowell
>>157847046He's been doing that for too long now
>>157847071What boards does she post on?
The Macedonian Midget now looks a lot more comfortable. In his mind he has already won the medal and he's now rehearsing his speech in his head.Just the most arrogant and insufferable footballer on the planet.
Dangerfield being equal with GAJ shows what a joke this award has become, he’s not fit to tie his bootlaces
So why did Butters immediately rule out Collingwood? Didn't he want to play alongside Daicos?Even Richmond came closer than Collingwood.
Priddis was based
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN IT IS ALL OVER
>>157847086their list is fucked for the next decade
Are we really expecting no to believe that Daicos has had the best season by any player of all time?
>Lead by 10>12 possible votes remainingThink he's got it.
One (1) Brownlow medal, please.
>>157847080>The Macedonian Midgethe's 6 feet tall
>>157847086cuz it's very easy to tell they're not a very good team. daicos was hard carrying them this year and they only finished 9th. it only gets harder from here because over half their team is old.
>>157846906Sexy, hot - sure, but none are beautiful
>>157847037Him going to the Bulldogs basically confirms Bontempelli will NEVER win a brownlow. What an embarrassment for the supposed "best player".
>>157847092its over bont didnt play 1 gamesomeone fucked up by not declaring it
Not watching any further. I'm not watching that silver spooned nepo baby salivate over the that thing which in his entitled brain he deserved over the last two years as well. He's a pathetic, cowardly footballer than shirks contests consistently and refuses to win a hard ball. Disgusting.
>>157847098People forgot that.
>>157847105cry little bitch boy cry all daygo to your dad's dick and get GAPED
>>157847072Based WAG mindset.
>>157846942>it does wonders.For what?
>>157847105Go on mate pull your big boy pants up and shut up.
>>157847098That's short, especially for a modern footballer, unc
Fuck this I am gooing to bed. Nick has already got this sewn upand Fev is sitting at home instead of creating havok here.
Marcus "Bridesmaid" Bontempelli
Harley is gonna dominate this when my iggs come good, 15 votes in a 4 win season
Do not EVER presume you can reply to me again you piesperg
daicos not gonna break cripps' 45 vote season
Nick Daicos is taller than me and people always call me tall
>>157847126Harley is coming back home, m8. Farm lyfe for him.
>>157847126were any iggs even there? i know harley wasn't bc ineligible did they go to the dockies function?
wow who would have guessed it
>get home after a long day of playing footy>the wife is waiting for you like thiswyd
He’s such a fucking gaycunt poofter faggot holy shit
>>157847132oh no no no
>>157847133That's probably because you're a brown Filipino or something
>>157847135They just showed yeo and bailey williams
>>157847133lol no
RECORD BREAKER
THE LITTLE RECORD BREAKER
>>157847138>wydRip those shorts off, spin her around and push my tongue right up her arsehole
*casually breaks record*A toast! To the greatest footballer of all time!
Nick "Genius Monster" Daicos receives his crown.*bows*
Is Nick Daicos actually over rated or are we just contrarians? I swear he’s over rated
MY HUMBLE GOAT
>>157847157He's both elite and overrated.
Nick "Legendary Record Breaking Genius Monster" Daicos
DAICOSNICK DAICOS
>cant pass eye test>AFL literally changes the rules for him>now stats are all that matter>finally winsreally makes you think
Would've been a kino count without Daicos.Bailey Smith pipping Bontempelli in the last match of the round would've caused some dogspergs to murder people.
>>157847135i feel like i haven't seen a few tables all night, iggs, gws, i guess sydney had no table as well?
>>157847157He's at the very least a top 5 player in the comp, if you disagree you're just mind broken.
Why was that wag bitch filming on her go pro
FUCK YOU POOF
>>157847138>day drinkingAsk for a divorce.
DAICOS
Nick got 47 votes and his big bro got 2 lol
>UEFA Nations League starts Friday >Austria vs IsraelBit in this
my ass hurts
>>157847182Josh has a hotter missus though
>>157847172I’ve never seen him win a hard ball though, he’s a great user but there’s plenty of them in the comp
>only 23Crazy resume so far
Another Geelong insertion at AFL House. Disgusting corruption
>>157847186Crisp Brownlow medalist.
>>157847186Went a bit early, piesperg?
>66 possible votes>47 votes gainedAveraged over 2 votes per game. Amazing.
He dont modulate his voice. Boring cunt.
He didn't deserve 47 votes but he sure as hell deserves the record over Cripps in
>>157847188this is true so at the end of the day Josh is the real winner for mine
gay midget wog
>Can't trust the betting marketsFuck off you entitled brat.
But seriously, if he won it this year how does he not win at least 3 or 4 more, obviously kissed in the dick
>>157847189Then pay closer attention, he's right up there in contested posessions
This is wank
Id choke this little cunt to death
>>157847195Gen Z and beyond are socially, cognitively, and developmentally stunted; it’s what happens when children are raised on the internet
I only got 300 steps today
>>157847210>6ft>80kg>Elite AthleteHe'd rape you with your own cock Sperg.
>>157847210You'd get your head kicked in faggot
Nick Daicos sets the record not only for the most votes but also the gayest player to ever win
Tasmania Devils inaugural signing Nick Daicos
>>157847213Put your phone on your gut when you wank off later. Easy extra 1000 there. Dont feel bad about it tubby were all fat fucks here.
Made $430 tonight
>>157847215>>157847216Yeah right cunt
>>157847226Crisp gay for pay lad.
Why does no one ever tag him though? It’s literally all it takes to shut him down
The greatest bed wetter in history. Only took his dad storming out of the event last year and crying to the league to have them change the rules on both the Brownlow and the Pies BnF to have him win one.Congratulations Nicky!
Knew I should have put money on Smith to come second
>>157847220Shane Woewodin equal champ.
>>157847230No damage detected kek
>>157847228lgm
>>157847228hahahaha faggot all you do is walk around the mcdonalds kitchen
>>157847098as tall as the silos on Punt rd
>>157847230He breaks tags all the time but the odd time he gets held it just frees up someone else.
>>157847230Because most modern day coaches adopt the "we'll back our system in" philosophy. This is why coaches like Nicks and Beveridge never go anywhere.
He's so charming
>>157847255No but Steven May
I say it every year but the Brownlow medal is too damn small
Why would an 8yo kid with cancer want a signed copy of the herald sun
why does everyone hate naicos so much? collingwood? don't like outside runners? tall poppy?
>>157847266Couldn’t disagree more
>>157847270Cause i'm a little 5 foot 4 bitch who has never had sex or even seen a vagina and I take it out on people better than me
Just let him do his speech holy fuck
>>157847270There’s no way he’d get this over hyped when he was 18/19 if he wasn’t Peter daicos’ kid, that’s literally it
>>157847277crisp projecting piesperg
>*lispy poofter voice*Uh, thanks everyone, it’s an honour to be awarded with this prestigious medal
>Still living at homeMelbourne realestate is grim.
>still lives with mum and dadbro is literally me
>>157847282actually i hate daicos matecan you bring back the discord server please please please
>>157847286One of the cheaper areas in the country, afraid to say
He's just like me
Vary your fucking pitch and tone you monotonous sack of shit
>>15784722643 dicks at 10 bucks a dick.?
Hame is cringe
NEVER MADE IT AS A WISE MANCOULDN'T CUT IT AS A POOR MAN STEALING
>>157847293Maybe he’s autistic like us
>>157847280so they're just giving him votes because of his last name?
>>157847293He’s basically autistic, just like nearly everyone under 30 in Australia these days
Fuckin hell Hamish is creepy
>>157847294$43,000 on Nick at $1.01
Can’t believe the missus ate all the salt an vinegar chips fuck me
>>157847307Fucking hell wtf
>>157847306thats a lot of dicks. you must be knackered. cuppa?
How would some of you go in a public speech in front of 500 people and a million on TV?
>>157847321Quite well, I speak in front of crowds regularly
COLLINGWOOD CONFIRMED GOOD YOUTH, MATE.
I will never do a public speech ever, I just wont do it
>Official guernsey memorabilia alreadyIt's like Pendles all over again.
>>157847321I did a presentation in front on my uni class of 30 kids (I was mature age) and literally could not speak, almost ran out of the room it was so embarrassing
>>157847327about what
>>157847321I’m a very strong public speaker.
>>157847327>>157847342Arrogant fuckwits
>>157847340Mostly English; sometimes history, geography, civics
Does Nick have veneers or are his teeth naturally perfect?
>>157847365It’s all the cum
>>157847202Unironically due though, This should have been his third already. Only missing out on a 4th due to injury.
i'm in oar of this man
>>157847126Nah, Nick got his win in the season where Collingwood performed the worst because he was the only standout player. Same as Judd back in the day with Carlton.
i'm mentally, emotionally and socially stunted
>>157847403Nah
47 votes out of his team's 75.62%.
I get the ick from really skinny girls
Sydney should have won the flag this year
>>157847403big hands
>>157847412It’s fine if they’re just naturally kinda slim like that, but if they’ve obviously put in effort to be a sticc and it looks unnatural for their physique then yeah it’s not a good look
>>157847321i've addressed a couple hundred people before
>>157847412based toby pink
Spare a thought for Marcus Bontempelli, who finished third with 33 votes. With 247 votes he’s now third on the all-time votes list and now holds the record for the most career votes without winning a Brownlow Medal.He needs 15 votes next year to break the record for the most career votes, held by Gary Ablett Jnr and Patrick Dangerfield (262), which would be some achievement by a player who has never won the Brownlow.The Bulldogs captain is a premiership player, seven-time All Australian and has finished runner-up in the Brownlow twice.
>>157847520he is simply not good enough
>>157847520It just shows the award is meaningless and proves you're all NPCs for caring and constantly using brownlows in player a vs player b comparisons.The award has been won by Wowoedin, Wines, Tom Mitchell, Matt Rowell, Matt Priddis. Not a serious award.
>>157847520Kinda shocking he didn't win one when the Bulldogs were building their team around him winning one like Collingwood are now with Daicos.A player like Bailey Smith competing for votes against the Bontempelli? Fuck him off to the wing, Bevo.Now that Bailey changed clubs and is allowed to play mid he shits on Bontempelli in the count.Makes Bontempelli missing out on the Brownlow even more KWAB worthy.
>>157847632The Bont's a much better player than Bailey Smith, pez.
>Nah>Big hands
>>157847670Umpires say no. 36-34
>>157847702>umpires
bailey banfield's misso was gorgeous and the fact that she's pregnant means she loves a passionate fuck
Most recent winner of:AFL Coaches Association Player of the Year: Bailey SmithHighest Brownlow Position: Bailey Smith (2nd)Highest Brownlow Votes: Bailey Smith (36)That's pretty much all the awards I can think of and Bailey Smith smoked Bontempelli in all of them.
>>157847713eh...
jonesing to get here ngl
>>157847738Pez i know you're desperate for validation, but you won't find anyone who will even try to claim Smith is better than the Bont besides Geelong fans. Even most Geelong fans will tell you the bont is better
>>157847835At Bontempelli's peak? Perhaps.Currently? All the recent awards say Bailey Smith is ahead and he hasn't even hit his peak yet.Afraid it will all be Bailey Smith from here on out since Bontempelli is on a downward trajectory while Smith is still going up.
you know how they say to become a Billionaire you must create massive value in the world by solving significant problems for large populations?so ahh.. what has that Portelli guy done>?
>>157847853Pez, I know you're desperate, but please. You're embarrassing yourself.
>>157847877>Sydney>1,131,000Yeah, calling bullshit on that. At least anything beyond a passing 'I live in Sydney so go for the Sydney Geese' level of support.
there’s too many teams
I hate private school poofs
>>157847786FXOFF WERE FULL
>>157847786You cannot possibly suffer in australia>but waaah a massive house by the beach costs a million dollars!He says, earning 300 000 dollars a year on a janitor’s salary
>>157847786imagine bombing that bad boy
Does Collingwood finally having another good midfielder next year mean that there might actually be a close race for the Brownlow in 2027?
>>157848142no clue what you're on about frenchie
so they changed the rules to get lil nicky d his charlie huh
>>157848191lots of people on the socials seem to share this same sentiment Australia is not happy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TC7D5T_m_-k
>>157848173posted from your beachfront wine estate no doubt
Absolutely devastated by the current state of professional pornography.
>>157847123*YOINK*x
https://youtu.be/9svjxOdpxm4hooked again on this ngl x
>>157848229a beachfront estate here costs around 5-10 million and the salary for a full time janitor is fuck all at around 60kand good luck even finding a job
funny how all of these ww3 ads are 100% white people
>>157848434funny how they’re also the only ads with 100% white people
>>157848467In Canada the assisted suicide ads only feature white people. Not even joking.
>>157848323NEED a barry lyndon appreciating arthoe goth pawg gf
>>157847230The Matt Priddis strategy
>>157847230He had apparently the most dominant season by any player of all time and Collingwood finished 10th, that’s why
4 hours since he won it and the worlds still spinning
i’m afraid daicos will waste his career at collingwood like plugger at st kilda, or richo at richmond
bane are a trve club
>>157848564
lol
>>157848969my life is over because of thistrusted /afl/ and put $10,000 on bontempelli winning since daicos always comes runner upnow im here drinking the last alcohol in the house its so fucking over
